>Trouble in Ponyville!
>Ponies are suddenly going blind that raises concern to Twilight
>Mostly affected mares
>According to the doctors at the horsepital, the cause of blindness were burns to their retinas
>Surely mares aren't staring at the sun all day as a weird way of dominance against the princess?
>According to the victims, these blinding episodes suddenly happen to them while going about their lives
>Twilight writes to Princess Celestia of the incidents
>It wasn't long until she and her sister, Luna, go down to Ponyville to investigate (surprisingly)
>"Twilight I read your letter. I suspect this some attack against Equestria."
>Twilight nodded at her teacher
>"I think it is princess. Though I haven't heard of such incidents to other places like Appaloosa or Manehatten."
>Celestia pondered. For now, why is Ponyville being the only affected
>"Did anything unusual happened that you think could be the cause of this?"
>Twilight shook her head
>"I see, for now, I'll have the Solar Guard spread around the town. Maybe send some towards other cities in Equestria."
>"We'll have our Night Guard's do the same. If the perpetrator ever so tries show her mug at my domain. She'll regret it."
>Few days pass and it gets worse
>Ponyville's stationed guards are affected, specifically the Solar Guards
>That narrows down how the burns work
>This leaves the weird magic only occurring at day
>Celestia interviews one of the guards who was at the infirmary having icepacks on her eyes
>She asked her what was the last thing she saw
>"I... I think it was that new alien colt. I saw him talking to other ponies as well though I didn't catch their cutie marks."
>That raises a concern to the three of them
>Consequent questioning raised the same answer
>All of them saw Anon last before being blinded
>But that couldn't be
>Sure Anon is weird, a bit crude, he wouldn't be doing anything that malicious right?
>...Ok he might do that
>Discord could be a possible reason but he was still stoned for the week for playing the bongos on Luna's teats
>Three of them, alongside many guardmares, visit the large house at the edge of the forest
>Knocking on the door yielded Anon drinking coffee with a curious look on his face.
>"Twiggles, Sunbutt, Loona, What's up?"
>"I-I We have some questions for you Anon. It's about the recent incidents of blindness in Ponyville."
>Anon lets out a breath he'd been holding
>"Oh thank god it's just that. Ah what the hell. Come on in."
>As Anon turned around, Celestia couldn't help but feel sorry that a colt is the center of all this cacophony.
>Still she hopes that this lead would be a dead end, colts don't deserve to go to jail in her opinion.
>"AAAH!"
>"BY THE MOON!"
>"MY EYES!"
>The sun princess snapped out of her thoughts to see flames emitting from her companions eyes
>Even Anon was startled and hurriedly tried to help put out the magic flames on their eyes
>Thankfully, her healing magic and alicorn genes, the burns weren't too bad
>But Luna was immediately suspicious of Anon
>"Anonymous! While you are a dear friend of Twilight Sparkle, we're afraid you are under arrest under the suspicion of using fire magic to blind ponies in Ponyville."
"Woah woah woah! That's crazy! I don't even know magic. Let alone have a reason to blind ponies."
>Celestia brought up her wing towards Luna to calm her down
>"Be at ease Luna. If Anonymous did mean to blind you, why wasn't I affected?"
>That put the blue alicorn to a stop and think
>"That's... That is right. Why weren't you affected sister?"
>Twilight walked up, subtly shielding Anon from Luna and Celestia
>"Princess Luna, I checked with Anon's biology, he's incapable of magic. Maybe Anon isn't the cause?"
>That maybe the case
>Luna bowed to Anon in regret
>"We- I am deeply sorry for accusing you Anon. I shouldn't rush to such ideas during this investigation."
>Anon scratched his head,
"It's okay. Even I was freaked out. Though I am even more freaked out that this is happening near me."
>Near him?
>Celestia racked her brain on how could this have happened
>Anon doesn't have any magic, plus the fact she isn't affected, for now at least.
>She took one hard look at Anonymous and realized something
>There are diamond studs on Anon's garments, specifically the ones on his legs
>"Anonymous? Are those new garments?"
"Huh? Oh yeah. Rarity made e'm for me. Not really fan of the diamond studs but at least they don't fall of."
>Celestia had a hunch
>"Could you turn around for us?"
>He did, and Celestia scrutinized the backside
>It had an intricate pattern of the Bearer of Generosity's symbol woven as diamond studs.
>It was tight enough to show off Anon's physique underneath
>More so on his ass
>She couldn't help but admire the seamstress abilities to make Anon's butt look big and-
>Searing pain racked through the back of her eyes
>But blinking rapidly quenched the flames thanks to her alicorn durability
>That's it!
>"Twilight, Luna! I think I know what's causing the blindness streak."
>"AGAIN!?"
>"BY THE STARS!"
>"IT WAS WORTH IT!"