Big TesTes Goth BF


                                            11/08/2022


                                            I have an idea for RGREqG

                                            Its about Anon becoming a big tt(testes) goth bf

                                            >"Alright Anon. We just get in, use your hyooman expertise to find the crown, and we'll be back home before we know it-"

                                            "FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK!"

                                            >Twilight flinches from the swearing and turns around

                                            >"Shhhh..! Be quiet..! We are in unknown territory so we have to keep our- Eyes. Open..."

                                            >By Celestia's teats below its like two suns vacuum sealed in Nightmare's everlasting darkness

                                            >She was at awe at Anon's shapely ass being suffocated by a pair of tight leather pants

                                            "God fucking dammit I thought I was over this by highschool."

                                            >No no no please don't turn around

                                            >Her eyes honed in on Anon's jewels that are stretching the fabric of his pants

                                            >unf


                                            >You on the other hand are mad at the fact your one shame from high school crept up and grabbed you metaphorically and literally by the balls

                                            >Fake black hair, eye liner, impractical tight leather clothing

                                            >First things first

                                            >Your going to find the equivalent of Rarity in this world and have her make you some new breathable pants


                                            >You are Anon

                                            >And goddamn it hurts just by walking

                                            >Ned Flanders lied

                                            >It doesn't feel like you are wearing nothing at all

                                            "C'mon Sparklebutt. Let's just get to the principal's office so we can get this over with."

                                            >"Uh huh..."

                                            >It doesn't help the fact most, if not all the students in this school are looking at the two of you

                                            >Or is it just you

                                            >Dammit your teenage insecurities are coming back to you full force

                                            >You start to speed walk past them while grabbing Twiggy's hand


                                            >You are Twilight Sparkle

                                            >Holy hay fries with the ketchup on the side

                                            >The Anon butt is speaking to you

                                            >'Slap me Twilight you know you want to'

                                            >NO

                                            >STOP you are not a pervert like Rainbow Dash

                                            >You are going to be respectable to all colts

                                            >Like Princess Celestia taught you

                                            >...

                                            >Anon's hips continue to sway in front of you while he holds your hand

                                            >HNGGGGGGH


                                            >"Damn sis look at that."

                                            >You are Fluttershy

                                            >You've just seen a majestic creature walk past you and Rainbow Dash

                                            >"Man the new girl's lucky if she has a bf lookin' like that."

                                            >You turn your head down in disappointment from the sight of him holding hands with the purple student

                                            >Oh well at least you got a front row seat on seeing the new boy up close

                                            >His bulging coin purse will forever live rent free in your mind


                                            >"I see, well since all your papers are in order. I can finally say welcome to Equestria High!"

                                            >You are Principal Celestia

                                            >The two students in front of you looked on as you just reviewed their papers for enrollment.

                                            >One was the epitome of a book-smart, law abiding student

                                            >Next to her on the other hand

                                            >Let's just say you were a bit surprised that a student was at eye level for you

                                            >Along with some... questionable clothing that could make you blush

                                            >IF you were a teenager of course!

                                            >That's right...

                                            >You handed them their papers and said their goodbyes

                                            >The larger, gothic boy immediately head out with a strange pep in his step while the other bowed at you before leaving

                                            >Awfully strange that one

                                            >Though after they left you finally let out a breath you didn't know you were holding

                                            >You leaned back a bit look down to see

                                            >Yep your nipples are hard

                                            >You put your hands on your face and groan

                                            >Hopefully he didn't see that or else you'd get your ass sued-

                                            >"Holy fucking shit Celly did you see that jailbait?"

                                            >Goddammit Luna...


                                            >You are Anon

                                            >Doing the stanky leg while walking like a coked up crab is somehow the only way to have Anon Jr. breath

                                            >Most if not all of the students headed into their respective classrooms

                                            >You skim your papers and find you have Biology next

                                            "Twilight what did you get?"

                                            >"I got you."

                                            "What?

                                            >You heard Twilight slurp something before coughing

                                            >"I said I got History."

                                            >Fuck you two are getting separated

                                            >"It's ok Anon, during recess, we'll meet up at the cafeteria."

                                            "Alright, just gonna find this Sunset Shimmer and crown am I right?"

                                            >She nods her head