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[REQUEST] Clever Dick - Anger Issues

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 12:54:34
Expiry: Never
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  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: February 28th, 2013
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  3.  
  4. Clever Dick:
  5. >flutters gets twilight to cast a spell on him that makes him get hard when he's enraged
  6. >so when she turns up for the fetish attempt, anon is confused at his arousal
  7. >he has to keep his cool while flutters starts annoying him at every turn
  8. >he ends up becoming a zen master and harnessing his inner rage
  9. [spoiler]>Only to lose his shit when Pinkie Pie pesters him at the end of the day.[/spoiler]
  10. Clever Dick: plzwrite
  11. Clever Dick: pls
  12. Nebulus: ...
  13. Nebulus: Ok ._.
  14. ----
  15.  
  16. >Day Flustered in Equestria
  17. >Wake up
  18. >Shit shower shave
  19. >Look out the window and see Ponyville in all its equine glory
  20. >Sigh happily and watch as the little town goes about its business
  21. >Nothing is going to get you riled up today. It's just a perfect morning.
  22. >Eat toast and read the morning paper while you think of things to do
  23. >Not much to do, since no one will give you a job.
  24. >Not that you need one. Luna is funding your life. She feels that an alien being should be pleased lest you contact your home world and summon a fleet of angry humans to go to war with Equestria
  25. >You didn't correct her and just rolled with it.
  26. >More money for you.
  27. >Finish eating and stand up, stretching and yawning as you walk over to the front door
  28. >Throw it open and smile
  29. >The sun is warm and you feel mellower than ever
  30. >Twilight will be expecting you, probably. You usually end up seeing her most days.
  31. >With that, you turn and walk in the direction of the library.
  32.  
  33. >You are Twilight
  34. Fluttershy, I just... What?
  35. >Fluttershy blushes and hides behind her mane
  36. >She's been here all morning, pestering you
  37. >"P-please, Twilight... I love him!"
  38. Yeah, I gathered. But this isn't the way to go about these things, Fluttershy! I'm not doing that to him!"
  39. >She whines
  40. >"But why?"
  41. Because it's not... Normal!
  42. >Fluttershy has been trying to coax you into enchanting Anon. With the most bizarre thing imaginable
  43. >It's an arousal spell. It usually works on ponies, mostly stallions, but you're not so sure about Anon
  44. >It might have side effects.
  45. >"What have you got to lose? You could find out how spells work on him... Or umm... Something."
  46. No means no!
  47. >Fluttershy whines again, louder this time
  48. >It's incredibly annoying, though you'd never tell her that
  49. Fluttershy. You've been here for... 2 hours. Please. Just leave and let me eat in peace!
  50. >"N-no!"
  51. >Give her a deadpan look
  52. >"I-I'm not leaving until you do as I say!"
  53. >Maintain the face.
  54. >"If that's ok..."
  55. >Sigh
  56. Alright. You win.
  57. >She gasps and hugs you
  58. >Roll your eyes
  59. >"Thank you, Twilight! Oh my goodness, it's just wonderful of you!"
  60. Yeah yeah. Just let me get some food and we can go and find Anon.
  61. >Fluttershy dances on the spot in happiness
  62. >"Ooooh! He'll love me for sure after this!"
  63.  
  64. >You are Anon
  65. >Knock on Twilight's door
  66. >She opens it, an apple hovering next to her head
  67. >Her eyes widen when she sees you
  68. >"Oh."
  69. Is there a problem?
  70. >"Uhh. N-no. Not at all. Come in!"
  71. >You follow her in, ducking your head under the door
  72. >Twilight walks to the centre of the room, a plate with some sandwiches on it
  73. >She munches on the apple and takes a bite of a sandwich
  74. >Turning back to you, she motions to a seat
  75. >You sit
  76. Sooo. I didn't think of anything to do today, so I just thought I'd come round. Is that cool with you?
  77. >She swallows her sandwich
  78. >"Sure! I just need to ask you a favour first"
  79. Go on?
  80. >"I just need to test a spell on you. It won't hurt"
  81. >She mutters 'probably' under her breath
  82. >You frown
  83. What sort of spell?
  84. >"Oh, nothing drastic. It's a uhh, emotion spell. I just want to see if I can control emotions. I've had no luck on ponies, so it probably won't work on you"
  85. >She's now giving you a very forced looking smile
  86. >Narrow your eyes
  87. ...Alright then. But no funny business, ok? I'm in a good mood this morning.
  88. >She nods slowly
  89. >"I noticed. Just stand over there and- HEEYAH!"
  90. >She jumps onto the table and her horn emits a small shockwave
  91. >It hits you in the chest and you are launched backwards off your chair
  92. >Your heart is aching
  93. >And for some reason, your dick
  94. >You groan and sit up
  95. >Twilight is watching you, a calculating look on her face
  96. >"Well? Did it work?"
  97. How the fuck am I supposed to know?!
  98. >She winces at your tone
  99. >Your smile and optimism: Gone
  100. >You glare at Twilight
  101. >The spell has left a tingling sensation all over your body, causing you to develop a boner
  102. >You growl
  103. >She laughs nervously
  104. >"I uhh. I guess it didn't work. Sorry, Anon. I needed to do it suddenly in order to get the best results..."
  105. >You storm out of the library and slam the door, leaving with a "FUCK YOU, TWILIGHT"
  106. >Fucking unicorns
  107. >Fucking magic
  108. >Fucking... Seriously, what's up with this boner?
  109. >You're wearing jeans. So your boner is nice and hidden between the waistline and your shirt. But it's pulsing the more you think about what Twilight did
  110. >You've never had this reaction to magic before.
  111. >You frown as you walk through town, your rage calming down until you feel relatively normal again
  112. >Strangely, as your anger fades, so does your boner
  113. >You duck down an alley and look down your pants
  114. >Yup. Flaccid as the day you were born.
  115. >Odd.
  116. >You decide that it was a side-effect of that particular spell. And that Twilight is just a pervert.
  117. >Feeling annoyed and betrayed, you decide to head back home
  118. >You unlock the front door and stroll inside, slamming it behind you
  119. >Lie on the sofa, your legs dangling off the edge
  120. >Pick up a book and start reading, getting lost in the world of Daring Do
  121. >Some time passes in silence, the turning of pages and you sniffing the only noises.
  122. >This peaceful moment is ruined by a loud knocking on the door
  123. >You put down the book and stand up, walking over to the door
  124. >Open it and look down
  125. >Fluttershy.
  126. >She smiles at you
  127. >You glare at her
  128. >She's here for her daily dose of punt, it seems.
  129. >You crack your knuckles and neck, preparing for whatever it is she's about to say
  130. >"Good morning, Anon! How are you feeling?"
  131. Why should I tell you?
  132. >Her ears droop slightly
  133. >"W-well I just wanted to check in! You looked like you were angry when you were walking home-"
  134. You were stalking me?
  135. >"I.. um... I w-was watching from afar? Y-you know if you want me to check your hot dick down an alley, j-just ask."
  136. >She blushes and looks down, playing with a small stone with her hoof
  137. >Your eye twitches
  138. >This fucking horse.
  139. >THIS. FUCKING. HORSE.
  140. >Every single god damn day. She comes here and sours your mood
  141. >You've put up with it for now, but you're on the verge of snapping.
  142. >Fluttershy looks up at you with that shit eating grin
  143. >You should just punch her
  144. >Beat some sense into her
  145. >Just ram your entire hand in there and fist fuck her into submission
  146. >You glare at Fluttershy
  147. >Then realise what you just thought
  148. >Your dick is throbbing, and is harder than it was this morning
  149. >You were just thinking about fucking Fluttershy
  150. >What the hell is wrong with you?
  151. >You take a deep breath and try to calm down
  152. >Fluttershy stares at you expectantly, her eyes darting between you and your cock
  153. >When she sees you uncurl your fists and relax, she gets a worried look
  154. >"Anon? Don't you want to umm... D-do things to me?"
  155. >You walk past her
  156. No, Fluttershy. I don't.
  157. >Trying to control your thoughts is harder than expected
  158. >And it's playing havoc with your poor dick
  159. >It's alternating between hard and soft over 6 times a minute
  160. >You concentrate on walking and block Fluttershy out of your mind
  161. >She flies after you, desperately trying to get a response out of you
  162. >"Anon? D-do you like it when I do this?"
  163. >She flies in front of your face and shows you her pussy, leaking slightly
  164. >Your dick gets hard and you grit your teeth
  165. >Then remember what's happening and relax, your dick going soft again
  166. >By now you've realised that the spell Twilight hit you with this morning must have worked
  167. >You're not sure why the hell such a thing would exist, but hey. Here you are.
  168. >Fluttershy whines in your ear
  169. >The noise cuts through you like a knife and you try not to shudder
  170. >Your heart beats faster and the rage builds once more, accompanied with your boner
  171. >Fluttershy then quickly flies down and prods your dick
  172. >"Oh yay! It worked! N-now you have to rut me, Anon!"
  173. The hell I do
  174. >Pick up the pace of your walk and try to block her out
  175. >"B-but you're angry! You're supposed to rut me when you're angry!"
  176. >Your mind is filled with lewd images of Fluttershy bent over various objects, looking back over her shoulder at you.
  177. >You shake your head to try and get rid of them
  178. >Real life Fluttershy isn't helping
  179. >The whole situation is making you shake with anger.
  180. >The audacity of this pony. The fucking NERVE.
  181. >Your brain delivers you a delightful image of Fluttershy riding you. Her mane a mess and her tongue hanging out of her mouth while she screams your name
  182. >THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING
  183. >Real Fluttershy is desperately licking your face and breathing in your ear
  184. >You swat her away with a hand
  185. >"Yes! That's right! Are you mad? Anon are you mad? Anon? You mad?"
  186. >Your teeth are being clenched so hard together you could crush tempered steel between them
  187. >She knows how to push all your buttons when it comes to pissing you off
  188. >You breath deep again, and sit down in the middle of the road, your legs crossed
  189. >You close your eyes and sit in silence
  190. >Fluttershy lands next to you and rubs your dick, which is threatening to burst from strain
  191. >She giggles
  192. >"Oh my... Someone is angry."
  193. >You remember your days back on Earth.
  194. >A very simple lesson you learned in regards to people like Fluttershy
  195. >Don't respond. Don't feed it. Just ignore it.
  196. >Fluttershy licks your cheek
  197. >You slowly breath out through your nose
  198. >You even manage a smile
  199. >Despite all her best efforts and touching, Fluttershy cannot sustain your boner.
  200. >The images leave your mind, and your poor dick goes soft
  201. >She prods it and whines again
  202. >"Why is it soft? Did I do something wrong? Anon? Is umm..."
  203. >She goes silent for a while and you hear her turning on the spot
  204. >She speaks again
  205. >"Are trees your fetish? Is grass your fetish? Are buildings your fetish? Is sunny weather your fetish? Are rocks your fetish?"
  206. >She places both hooves on your shoulders and kisses you on the lips
  207. >You don't move an inch, or even twitch, you just stay silent and motionless
  208. >Fluttershy starts grinding on your lap, her marehood scraping against your crotch
  209. >You keep a small smile the whole time
  210. >She starts stammering, and you can almost hear the tears forming in her eyes
  211. >"B-but... The spell! It was meant t-to..."
  212. >She bursts into tears and you hear a flap of wings, as well as some dust getting kicked up in your face
  213. >After another minute in silence, you open your eyes
  214. >Fluttershy is gone, and you feel... Calm
  215. >Calmer than you've ever felt
  216. >You stand up and look around
  217. >Hoofprints and damp spots are all around you
  218. >And you don't even care
  219. >You look at everything around you
  220. >You see everything in a new light
  221. >Like everything in the world is connected, a beautiful relationship of mutual existence
  222. >Everything needs everything else to survive
  223. >The ponies tending the flowers to your left
  224. >The apples being eaten to the right
  225. >The clouds above being moved around by pegasi
  226. >Everything is balanced
  227. >Disturbing the balance with negative influence will only interrupt and distort this harmony.
  228. >You smile at this new revelation
  229. >Slowly, you walk through Ponyville, basking in this new sensation of bliss you're feeling.
  230. >You laugh, a genuine laugh
  231. >You can't help but feel a large smile grow on your face
  232. >Everything is just perfect. And you couldn't possibly be happi-
  233. >At that moment, Pinkie Pie explodes out of a nearby bin and throws a water-balloon at you
  234. >She screams with laughter
  235. >"YOU'RE SO WET, ANON! HAHAHA!
  236. >You unleash a roar so loud and so powerful that nearby objects shudder as the ground itself shakes
  237. >Your dick explodes out of your pants, fuelled by unfathomable fury
  238. >Grab Pinkie Pie by the hair
  239. >Force her to the ground
  240. >Ram your cock into her in the middle of town, screaming incoherent gibberish and obscenities while she moans and laughs at the same time
  241. >This only makes you madder, and even after cumming, your dick refuses to go down.
  242. >Spend the rest of the day in a state of perpetual rage, and also
  243. >Fucking Pinkie Pie
  244.  
  245. The End
  246. God dammit, Clever. Leave me alone.

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