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What Bal-loony!

By DatZigga
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-04-19 19:53:25
Expiry: Never

  1. >Be Anon
  2. >You’re tired as hell from working Sweet Apple Acres and can’t wait to pass out on your bed.
  3. >You reach to open your front door, when you hear something peculiar.
  4. >It sounds like...squeaking?
  5. >To be fair, you were having a bit of a mice problem.
  6. >You we’re going to do some amateur pest control until Fluttershy caught the faintest scent of your bloodlust.
  7. >Though, this squeaking sounds different.
  8. >It sounds artificial.
  9. >You open the door, the sound becoming much more clear.
  10. >Definitely squeaking.
  11. >Slow too.
  12. >Almost like someone was taking long, hard strokes.
  13. >You take a single step.
  14. >The squeaking stops.
  15. >You wait.
  16. >...
  17. >Silence.
  18. >Then, the squeaking comes back, a little faster than before.
  19. >You exhale, already tired of whatever horsefuckery you’re inevitably going to find.
  20. >You inch towards your bedroom door, where the sounds appear to be emanating from.
  21. >As you get closer, you hear panting and moaning.
  22. >You roll your eyes.
  23. >It’s probably Fluttershy again, doing horrible, unspeakable evils to a poor mouse.
  24. >You’ve done this song and dance before, so you waste no time.
  25. >You open the door unceremoniously.
  26. >You stare.
  27. >Pinkie Pie sits atop your bed with a head-sized, green balloon with a question mark written in marker.
  28. >Between her legs.
  29. >She looks up at you, her face flushed from embarrassment and exhaustion.
  30. >”O-okay, I know what it looks like and...”
  31. >She hesitates, looking around the room, possibly for an escape.
  32. >Her head limply falls, her hair deflating just a little.
  33. >”...It’s exactly what it looks like.”
  34. >You stare at the pony for a moment.
  35. >You suck your teeth.
  36. “Fucking looners.”

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