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                                            BLOGFAGGOTRY ALERT:

                                            All the awful one-shot shitposts that I write go there, those aren't particularly exciting even for my standards because I didn't intend to write fully fleshed-out greens out of them.

                                            One of reasons I'm pasting them is for horsewords.org. The other one is because I heard the tracks from Once Upon a Time Life in a video about my non-MLP interests (haven't heard them since May 2017 at the latest, when the faggots who run the channel have dropped it from the broadcast. Oh well, I didn't watch talmudvision back then much and I don't watch it at all now). So I remembered that I wrote a OUaTL crossover one-shot so like any retard with a massive ego I decided to make paste out of it as well among with making the horsewords creator's life a bit easier. I probably will update the paste once in a half of a year, once a sufficient amount of them piles up.

                                            Blogpost over.//


                                            The OUaTL crossover. I really need a fully fleshed-out green out of that. (21 September 2024)

                                            >Be Anon#6095

                                            >You're one of the many of your kind that is currently running through a tube into a giant man's arm

                                            >After going all the way through the tube

                                            >All the way under the giant's epidermis, you drop into a red tunnel, fully prepared for any beatdown

                                            >You're met by many panicking red mares carrying bubbles of oxygen on their backs throughout the tunnel

                                            >You and your squad follow the mares to the diseased areas of the giant's body

                                            >After some way throughout the labyrintine tunnels, you face an another kind of equines, but they are brown with green, punk-styled manes and tails, wearing dark purple outfits and spiky collars on various parts of their bodies

                                            >One of them drew various graffiti on the tunnel's walls

                                            >Two of them were currently beating up the red mare with "B+" written on her flank, keeping her pinned as the red blood cell mare tried to cover her head up

                                            >"N-noooo! My oxygen... p-please stop..." sniffs the red mare, while one of the cancerous equines pop an another bubble with their weight

                                            >Infuriated by such cruelty to the cute and innocent workhorse, you immediately decide to step into the action

                                            >"Uh? Just who the hell are yo-" you kick one cancer equine in its jaw with all of your legs' might

                                            >You knock another one down, stepping on its skull, and then deliver a mighty punch to the last of the violent trio, incapacitating it as well

                                            >The red mare still lays on the ground, crying and whimpering in pain and fear

                                            >You sit against the tunnel wall, trying to console the trembing red pony

                                            "Shhh, it's okay. They won't hurt you anymore." you say softly, gently picking her up into your embrace

                                            >The mare still failed to contain her tears, trembling in your arms

                                            "It's okay. You are safe now." you reassure her, patting her massive head and wiping the tears away from her face

                                            >"P-promise?" asks the red mare, snuggling up tighter against you

                                            "Absolutely."

                                            >She puts her head on your left shoulder, her tears slowly ceasing to run, a sign of her calming down

                                            >Eventually she ceases trembling, enjoying your embrace as you caress her barrel

                                            >She lefts a peck on your cheek, causing you to blush profusedly

                                            >"Ahem."

                                            >The sudden throat clearing sound startles you

                                            >You see many other ponies, including many red ones carrying bubbles and "components" of the body being queued up in the tunnel

                                            >"Clear the path, will you?" asked one of the white, blue armoured mares with a protection helmet on her head

                                            >There are frog-like robots on three wheels standing alongside with the white mares

                                            >They clamped their mouths waiting to absorb the bodies of the cancer equines

                                            >You quickly get back up on your legs, helping your damsel in distress pick up the intact oxygen bubbles throughout the place


                                            DIAPERku jobs (24 September 2024)

                                            >"HEY YOU, yeah you! Horse thing! You look pretty strong, let's fiiiiiiiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

                                            >Goku held his bruised forearm, screaming in pain after Rarity have landed a hit on him

                                            >But the Saiyan refused to faint

                                            >"Y-yeah, you're indeed very strong!" said Goku, transforming into Super Saiyan 1

                                            >The warrior charged into Rarity, only for her to kick him in the gut, causing the alien cough blood

                                            >"Are you done yet, ruffian? I don't have all day." said Rarity

                                            >"I am pleased by how strong you are, horse thing. I feel so waku waku!" said Goku, transforming into Super Saiyan Blue

                                            >Rarity stood in front of the bipedal warrior, whom is now enveloped in blue aura

                                            >The Saiyan charged at the white mare yet again

                                            >The mare crouched and grabbed the multiversal buster's legs, throwing him up into the sky

                                            >"D-damn!" cussed Goku, but soon he had regained the sense of his temper again, his hair turning silver

                                            >He landed on the ground, trying to hit the unicorn

                                            >She dodged his fists while simulteniously trying to land a punch on the Saiyan herself, which he also have all evaded

                                            >Soon, Goku flied up into the air, making a characteristic gesture with his hands

                                            >"Ka... me..." he began to charge his signature ki attack, blue light appearing inbetween his palms

                                            >Rarity still looked entirely unimpressed, glaring boredly at the Saiyan

                                            >"ha... me..." the warrior contained the expanding ball of ki inbetween his palms, changing his posture

                                            >"HA!" proclaimed the spiky-haired alien, shooting the blast of ki at the mare

                                            >The purple-maned unicorn simply punched he attack back into space

                                            >"No! It can't be!" exclaimed the shocked warrior

                                            >Soon, the mare have levitated herself in front of the Saiyan with her magic, delivering a mighty gut punch that had send him flying

                                            >She then lowered herself back to the ground in an elegant manner, typical of the feminine mare

                                            >"Hmpf. Even Sweetie Belle fights better." scoffed Rarity as she went back to Ponyville

                                            >The Saiyan landed on his back, coughing blood

                                            >"Bejita... tasukete..." said the Saiyan in a weak, husky voice before he lost consciousness, his hair turning black as he reverted into his base form


                                            (23 October 2024)

                                            >>41566615

                                            >To be honest, I don't think Fluttershy would want to share a bed with yo-


                                            >"Care to join me in the bed, Anon?"

                                            >You stare at the yellow pegasus, surprised at the sudden suggestion

                                            >You've never really expected the invitation from the quiet mare to sleep together with her

                                            >"You just look so lonely when you're alone on my sofa like that, and it's cold too. I can make you feel warmer."

                                            >You couldn't resist such an offer from such a mare

                                            >She looks at you with her tired, beautiful eyes, waiting for your answer

                                            >It looks like her big pony eyes could read your soul

                                            >You eagerly accept her offer, and she smiles happily, leading you to her bedroom

                                            >She climbs up on her bed and lays on her side, lifting the covers up for you

                                            >You lay on the bed, facing her, as she shifts to cuddle you, wrapping her hoof around you

                                            >You reciprocate, your hand sinking down the lush, golden fur

                                            >"You're so soft and warm." she says, feeling you caress her barrel

                                            >It feels incredible to touch her, to feel her warm mare body

                                            >You begin to doze off, the sensations of physical contact with the kind mare lulling you

                                            >"Sweet dreams, Anon. And..."

                                            >"I love you." she says softly, nuzzling you, before falling asleep as well, feeling you softly pet her barrel


                                            RGRE shitposts about my totally not autistic fetish fixation

                                            (18 November 2024)

                                            >Amethyst Star never expected to have an alien dropped right at her hooves

                                            >He had no magic, but was susceptible to it

                                            >He was really handsome and tall, as much as the Princesses

                                            >She really needed to have him

                                            >So she asked him out

                                            >To her own surprise, he agreed

                                            >She couldn't be more happier at this point

                                            >But once she bedded him, he even more pleasant than she thought

                                            >Since those "humies" had no magic, she could bounce on him as much as she wanted

                                            >Of course, he was still weaker than a mare with his weaker muscles and a lack of magic resistance

                                            >Just like any colt is much weaker than a mare at something

                                            >But despite his size, he was weaker than her on every way

                                            >It turned her on

                                            >She milked him dry, and then without any issues, reloaded his balls with magic any time he would erupt inside her quivering marehood

                                            >Fucking him for hours

                                            >Until she got tired

                                            >That stallion would satisfy all of her kinks later on

                                            >He was the ideal husband, the one she was waiting for

                                            >Amethyst became the happiest being in Equestria when she learned out that the ape colt impregnated her

                                            >She eagerly anticipated the future life with her human, and the numerous foals she has with him


                                            Himbo Anon (20 November 2024)

                                            >You got dropped into a land of magical ponies

                                            >And you're not too happy with that

                                            >The gender roles are reversed here, and the females are really, really sexist

                                            >They keep treating you like a retarded child

                                            >Well, not like you were a poster boy (hehe) of masculinity, your arms were on a rather skinny side

                                            >You lacked the physique of a truly manly man in general

                                            >Well, there is magic and potions and shit, maybe that could be fixed

                                            >The stallions themselves were rather wimpy

                                            >The mares are just waiting for a true Chad to fuck them well

                                            >There is a zebra potioneer in the forest, maybe she knows about such a potion

                                            >She does know, and she keeps winking at you suggestively while she brews you the potion

                                            >She gives you the flask filled with a red liquid and sultrily says that it will be ready in forty eight hours, as long as you keep it in a dry place

                                            >Two days pass, and you drink the liquid

                                            >You muscles expand, making you look like He-Man

                                            >Time to slay some pussy

                                            >You stroll through the town, the mares gazing at you, eyes wide and drooling

                                            >Suddenly you fall on your knees, and you couldn't get up

                                            >This wasn't supposed to happen

                                            >In front of you is a creamy earth mare and a torquoise unicorn, standing next to each other

                                            >You could feel an aura of powerful lust coming out of them

                                            >Distorting their facial expressions as both of them drooled on the ground, their faces being red as a beet

                                            >They were drooling from both of their ends, and you could smell the arousal coming from them

                                            >"Hi there, Nonny! Looking super sexy and slutty today! What's that? Hungry for something? Tell me what you want~" the creamy mare says with a seductive inflection, swaying her candy marked flanks

                                            >The torquoise one lets out an animalistic grunt

                                            >"Fuckable little bitch! Gonna tear those hips apart! Look at that pussylicking mouth!"

                                            >The unicorn then levitates you to their house

                                            >You struggled and squirmed, to no avail

                                            >They overpowered you with ease

                                            >You didn't want it, you were going to be with one to do the slaying, you couldn't let them corrupt you

                                            >Any sign of your resistance faltered as soon as one of them placed her hot, wet cunt on your dick

                                            >And soon, you were the one getting fucked

                                            >You lost count how many times you came inside of their quivering marepussies

                                            >They kept going at it for hours, the domeering degradation and loving praise switching each other in their talking

                                            >Enjoying you

                                            >Kissing you

                                            >Draining you with their mouths, ponuts and pussies

                                            >You were still shivering from all the orgasms as you were falling asleep with them, your face buried into the creamy one's candy smelling chest fluff, while the unicorn spooned you

                                            >Being subjugated by mares doesn't sound bad at all


                                            Rainbowshine just wants a househusband (20 November 2024)

                                            >Rainbowshine wanted to live a simple life of a simple pegasus mare with her stay at home husband

                                            >But there wasn't much stallions around

                                            >Except for the monkeigh

                                            >He was attractive for sure

                                            >Especially with those small, foal-like eyes

                                            >Rainbowshine felt her heart flutter everytime she saw him

                                            >And he smells nice

                                            >Would've been nice to take him to her home in Cloudsdale, up high on the clouds

                                            >Even though it felt like a pipe dream, and he can't walk on the clouds without a spell or a potion

                                            >But she could try at least once, right?

                                            >She couldn't let any other mare have him for herself

                                            >So she asked the monkeigh out, and he agreed

                                            >Turns he always wanted to be on the clouds, and that monkeighs' long-time dream was to reach them

                                            >So she grabbed him and took him to Cloudsdale

                                            >To her bed, where she made love to him, popping his cherry

                                            >He wasn't reluctant to live a househusband life on the clouds, given that walking out of her house would result in his death

                                            >In fact, he was very much comfortable to stay at her home, waiting for her to come back from her job at the weather factory

                                            >Soon, she moved his stuff to her house, and asked Zecora to brew some potions just in case they would go for a walk outside

                                            >The violet pegasus lives her dream, coming back from weather factory to her house where a warm meal was waiting for her, made for her by her monkeigh husband

                                            >And a night of loving sex, as she rubbed her belly on his own, riding him

                                            >Cuddling him to sleep afterwards

                                            >Life is good


                                            Medley REALLY likes DYELs (22 November 2024)

                                            >Sprinkle Medley really wanted to have the alien monkey stallion that dropped in Ponyville

                                            >He appeared to be tall, as much as the Sisters

                                            >Standing on four, he would intimidate her, if he wasn't so cute

                                            >And fragile

                                            >His arms were thin and weak

                                            >He struggled with a lot of weights

                                            >She helped him carry them

                                            >When he thanked her, she felt warmth in her chest

                                            >He's so cute, so vulnerable

                                            >Wouldn't survive a day outside of a pony town

                                            >He's what she ever wanted in a colt

                                            >She needed to have him now

                                            >It's the middle of summer, and the windows are open wide

                                            >She quietly flies into the bedroom one

                                            >Carefully lifting him from the bed

                                            >Flying up the sky, carrying him to Cloudsdale where she resides

                                            >Placing him on her own bed

                                            >He looks so precious to her

                                            >She would defend her stallion from the dangers at all costs

                                            >He shifts and wakes up, finding himself in an unfamiliar environment

                                            >But he wouldn't scream or anything

                                            "Sprinkle?"

                                            >As an answer, the torquoise pegasus passionately kissed her captured colt in the lips

                                            >"Yes. That's me."

                                            >He still wouldn't struggle at all

                                            >In fact, his neither regions got hard

                                            >What a slut

                                            >She couldn't handle her own arousal anymore

                                            >She tore his clothes apart and took him inside of her

                                            >Fucking him nice and rough

                                            >And he enjoyed it all, like the slut he is

                                            >Crying her in name in pleasure, encouraging her

                                            >A typical stallion would scream rape, but not him

                                            >Her weak little humie, her property

                                            >He was going to sire a foal this night, making her a mother

                                            >It all took ten, maybe fifteen minutes, but those minutes were the best of Sprinkle's life

                                            >Until she had a violent orgasm on his cumming cock

                                            >In the morning, after a nice sleep in each other's arms, she told her monkeigh colt that he shouldn't ever attempt to go outside, kissing him on the cheek

                                            >She came back home from her workplace, being greeted with a nice meal, lovingly prepared by her colt

                                            >And a nice hard cock in the bed, waiting for more of her tight marepussy

                                            >She's happy to live the life of her dreams, being the protector of her cute, fragile monkeigh

                                            >To be his strong, loving pegasus wife

                                            >He's hers, and hers only

                                            >After a passionate evening, she presses his face into her big fluff

                                            >He falls asleep together with her, sniffing her petrichor scent


                                            (23 November 2024)

                                            >Blossomforth haven't really expected the alien colt to ask her to train him in contortionism

                                            >Well, he was cute and he was asking her to spend time with her, even if he just saw flexibleness impressive

                                            >As many do

                                            >But he wanted to be flexible with her, right?

                                            >Colts didn't really care much to ask her teach them to be as flexible

                                            >The white pegasus agreed to train him

                                            >And soon enough, as he started to make progress, copying her with his monkey body, the initially professional relationship took a steamy turn

                                            >As they used the mindbending positions for sex

                                            >He fucked her as she took various positions, presenting herself to him

                                            >She fucked him, taking various positions on her alien, milking him dry

                                            >It was like those "top x positions that will blow his mind and destroy his penis" articles from his home world

                                            >Except while she did blew his mind, his dick was still functional

                                            >So she could fuck her hooman some more

                                            >And start a family of contortionists with him, carrying her knowledge to her fillies

                                            >The colt approached her by himself, it is really stupid to not take him for herself

                                            >After all, there's still so many poses he could learn himself so she fuck him in those positions


                                            I really need to write more about Autumn "Based" Blaze, she was pretty fun to write. (15 December 2024)

                                            >Autumn Blaze was even more excited than usual from getting this relatively hairless, bipedal monkey out of the jungle

                                            >She always have suspected that there's life far away on the stars

                                            >Even if he didn't actually know how did he got there, much to her dismay

                                            >She still found the "hooman" absolutely cute and kept him for herself

                                            >Eventually laying him and getting pregnant with his offspring

                                            >But he proved to be an even more pleasant surprise

                                            >Not just because he was fun to be around, contributing to many of the plays she wrote for the opera

                                            >Or because he was quickly adapting to the kirin customs

                                            >A kirin stallion can only go so far before he gets exhausted from cumming so much, having spent his precious life energy

                                            >The kirin stallions weren't significally larger than mares, since the physical strength wasn't that much useful for a species specialized in magic and fire

                                            >Sex takes a lot of life energy from the stallions, needed to power their own gestating offspring so they would be born healthy

                                            >Which wasn't of much an issue for the mares on the other hoof as the life energy costs for cumming were MUCH smaller

                                            >Due to that, the only way a stallion could magically compete with a mare is celibacy

                                            >But her human?

                                            >It was weird, he had no magic, he was physically weaker than her, and he wasn't immune to fire unlike any kirin

                                            >Triple helplessness, and she loved it, she could do whatever she wanted to him

                                            >He's a perfect colt for her

                                            >But what she loved even more is that he's eager to please

                                            >She could fuck him silly for hours, magically reloading his balls after an each orgasm

                                            >The average stallion would be dead at the point she's done with her human

                                            >While he still felt exhausted and weak by the aforementioned point, by the next evening he was still down for more bed fun

                                            >He was giving so much of his life energy to his foal, that it began to power up the kirin mare's own life energy, making her withstand her pregnancy easier

                                            >Autumn is absolutely exhilarated, pacing and dancing around her alien hubby just like when she wasn't pregnant

                                            >Anticipating her strong, healthy baby she's going give birth to


                                            Boom boom, Lucky wants you in her room and if you, don't, she's going to bring you there. (19 December 2024)

                                            >You thought it wouldn't go the way it did

                                            >You heard that apparently all the ponies go to bed past midnight, no matter what

                                            >Except that was wrong

                                            >When you went outside, there indeed were no ponies hanging out on the streets

                                            >You thought you would have your v-card intact without any horny colonizers in sight

                                            >So you would enjoy the sights of your town during night in peace

                                            >But whomever spreading the rumours about ponies universally sleeping during the night was blantantly wrong

                                            >Shortly after, there's a mare landing in front of you, dressed in a short, small tuxedo with a pink bowtie on her neck, and black socks on both pairs of her hooves

                                            >The bat-like one, complete with leathery wings, long fangs protruding from her mouth, and slit pupils

                                            >Even though the actual bats don't have slit pupils, but whom was bothered by that anyway

                                            >You think you saw this kind of pony a bunch of times, during early mornings and late evenings

                                            >She was really friendly to you, introducing herself and engaging in small talk with you

                                            >But you tried to avoid chatting much with her, trying to leave her presence

                                            >She just followed you, and a moment later she picked you up and took you to her room

                                            >Proceeeing to take your precious v-card away from you

                                            >Riding you with a wild abandon for the entire night

                                            >Until the sun shined again and both yours and your mare lover's tired bodies fell asleep after an hours-long steamy, kinky interspecies sex

                                            >You wake up in the middle of the day

                                            >The mare is still sleeping beside of you, cuddling you

                                            >Her light blue barrel gently, steadily rising up and down in her sleep, her wing is resting on your chest

                                            >Her mane, of a darker shade of blue, pleasantly brushes against your cheek as she shifts in her sleep

                                            >She's so adorable

                                            >And sexy, too

                                            >Prettier and better than any human woman there is

                                            >You gently carres her barrel, running your hand down to her voluptuous, dice marked flanks

                                            >She yawns, waking up from her slumber

                                            >Her pink-gradiently-turning-blue-towards-the-top eyes are half-lid, gazing groggily at you

                                            >You've never saw that kind of eyes before

                                            >Probably something genetic

                                            >"Hmmm? Baby, it's the middle of the day. You must sleep."

                                            >The mare quietly coos, closing her eyes, going back to sleep

                                            >You close your eyes as well, falling asleep as you enjoy the feeling of the pony's silky, warm fur against your skin

                                            >Whomever spreading the false conceptions about ponies not also being active at night likely knew what they were doing

                                            >And you are thankful to them