MLP /rgm/ prompt: CLOPS


                                            > [indecipherable radio chatter]

                                            > Ponyville, 10:20 PM

                                            > Roadside stop: suspected BUI (Booping Under the Influence)

                                            "Your boop license and cuddle registration, sir?"

                                            > "Uh, well officer, you see the thing is this is actually my waifu's snoot"

                                            "Uh-huh. So you don't have any papers on you, then?"

                                            > "Uhh... Uhhh... No, ma'am"

                                            "Okay. Do you know why I've pulled you over tonight?"

                                            > "Uh... Is one of my tailcoat pockets inside-out?"

                                            "The reason I've pulled you over is because this is a no-booping zone."

                                            > "Uh, it is?"

                                            "Yes it is. And you were booping a snoot just now."

                                            > "Me? No, no... I would never! You must be mistaken, ossifer... Officer."

                                            "Sir, I have you on camera booping a snoot."

                                            > "Wha... What camera?"

                                            "Right there, on the front of the wagon, see?"

                                            > "I, uhhh... No, no... C'mon, no..."

                                            "OK, sir, would you please step over here and spread your arms and your legs, please?"


                                            > [90s Reggae music intensifies]

                                            > "Bad foals, bad foals, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

                                            > CLOPS is filmed on location with the colts and mares of the Royal Guard.