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MLP /rgm/ prompt: CLOPS
By TheManFromAnotherTimeCreated: 2020-12-18 00:59:34
Updated: 2023-11-19 05:51:25
Expiry: Never
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> [indecipherable radio chatter]
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> Ponyville, 10:20 PM
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> Roadside stop: suspected BUI (Booping Under the Influence)
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"Your boop license and cuddle registration, sir?"
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> "Uh, well officer, you see the thing is this is actually my waifu's snoot"
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"Uh-huh. So you don't have any papers on you, then?"
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> "Uhh... Uhhh... No, ma'am"
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"Okay. Do you know why I've pulled you over tonight?"
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> "Uh... Is one of my tailcoat pockets inside-out?"
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"The reason I've pulled you over is because this is a no-booping zone."
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> "Uh, it is?"
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"Yes it is. And you were booping a snoot just now."
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> "Me? No, no... I would never! You must be mistaken, ossifer... Officer."
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"Sir, I have you on camera booping a snoot."
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> "Wha... What camera?"
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"Right there, on the front of the wagon, see?"
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> "I, uhhh... No, no... C'mon, no..."
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"OK, sir, would you please step over here and spread your arms and your legs, please?"
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> [90s Reggae music intensifies]
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> "Bad foals, bad foals, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
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> CLOPS is filmed on location with the colts and mares of the Royal Guard.
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