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Lily of the Valley

By pogoman122
Created: 2025-07-14 00:25:52
Expiry: Never

  1. >It was an ordinary day in your little podunk town of Blossomvale
  2. >There wasn’t much to do, not much going on at all
  3. >Well, apart from the tulip festival
  4. >It was an annual event that the locals used to fleece the tourists
  5. >They’d all come in, get wow’d by the ‘pretty flowers’, and the florists would charge them out the rear for a bouquet that probably wouldn’t last their drive back home
  6. >You were one of these florists of course
  7. >”Hey Jess, busy day today?”
  8. >Rob approached your stand at the local festival, a smirk from ear to ear, his eyes crinkling
  9. “Eh… Not really. Pretty slow, honestly.”
  10. >God, you crushed on Rob so hard
  11. >He crossed his arms, and cast his gaze around all the other stands
  12. >The crowd wasn’t at its peak for the week yet, stragglers were coming in here and there, but later it would definitely get busy
  13. >”Yeah… Yeah… Not really busy.”
  14. >He looked straight at you then
  15. >And you looked straight at him
  16. >”So, anyways, me and Amber were thinking about going down to the Clover later, wanna come?”
  17. >Amber
  18. >That was the worst part, Rob had a girlfriend
  19. “Yeah sure! I’d love to come. Haven’t seen Amber in a minute.”
  20. >Amber
  21. >Yeah sure she was cool, and nice, and definitely Rob’s type
  22. >Ugh
  23. >”Great! Hey, catch you on your way outta here, yeah?”
  24. “Yeah.”
  25. >And with that he was walking away, hands in his pockets, rubbernecking at all the different flower stands
  26. >You leaned forward with a sigh and put your chin in your palm, elbow against the wood of the stand
  27. >Too slow of a day
  28. >Nobody was even coming by your stand!
  29. >It was rough
  30. >Oh well, at least you’ll get to see Rob and… Amber… Later when you’re off
  31.  
  32. >A few hours must’ve gone by, but the day was still only halfway over
  33. >You nearly fell asleep a few times as you sat there
  34. >When you were in high school– If someone was caught doing what you were doing?
  35. >The teacher would typically scare them, and the student would headbutt the desk
  36. >Everyone would laugh
  37. >”Well hello there miss!”
  38. >WHAM
  39. >You headbutted the table and then quickly gathered yourself
  40. “Oh, uh, oh jeez. That’s my bad.”
  41. >You coughed, clearing your throat, blushing
  42. >You looked up at the man who spoke to you–
  43. >He had a wide eyed, toothy smile
  44. >It sorta reminded you of the cheshire cat
  45. >And his eyes…
  46. “Uh… How can I help you?”
  47. >You tried to regain composure by brushing a lock of hair between your ear, trying to smile nonchalantly
  48. >The man leaned forward, just slightly
  49. >”Oh my dear, easily startled, are we?”
  50. >You had a terrible habit of being easy to scare, that was true, but you weren’t even expecting this!
  51. >Being at work and all, and almost falling asleep
  52. “Well… No not–”
  53. >”Quite alright, quite alright. Here, say we help you overcome your fear of… Circumstance, shall we?”
  54. >What?
  55. “Well… Look man, I’m not–”
  56. >You raised your hands defensively
  57. >And then he raised his hands, or… One hand
  58. >And then snapped his finger
  59. >You blinked, and he was gone
  60. >Very quickly, you found that you had lost all of the balance you thought you had before
  61. >With a caterwaul, you tilted back from your seat and landed with an ‘Oomph’ on your back
  62. “God… What the hell…”
  63. >Did that guy precision deliver like… Fentanyl dust or something?
  64. >Were you dying right now?
  65. >Is this what dying feels like?
  66. >No, wait, your eyes were closed
  67. >And nothing felt right
  68. >You felt dizzy, incredibly dizzy, and you weren’t sure why
  69. >Why would you feel dizzy?
  70. >Is this anxiety?
  71. >WERE YOU HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK?!
  72. >ARE YOU PANICKING!?
  73. >You felt yourself breathing heavier, and heavier, quicker, faster
  74. >And then your eyes snapped open to a sky blue sky
  75. >Clouds floated above you, closer to the ground than you remembered them being
  76. >Reflexively, you went to brush a lock of your hair– To soothe the nerves
  77. >The appendage that came up in front of your face did little to calm you down
  78. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
  79.  
  80. >You shrieked, you cried out, you wailed
  81. >What in the name of the LORD was that?!
  82. >You stared at it after your outburst– Was it a-a-a hoof?
  83. >No! Hooves don’t look like that!
  84. >It was like a hot pink stump, with fur!
  85. >Where was your hand?!
  86. >Where were both of your hands?!
  87. >You quivered there, staring at your trembling… Things
  88. >As it turns out, you wouldn’t be alone for very long
  89. >Footsteps? No, hoofsteps approached you rapidly–
  90. >”Lily? Lily! What’s wrong!”
  91. >”We heard you yell! Is there a monster?! Was it… Discord again?”
  92. >You weren’t even sure you wanted to look at them, but look you did
  93. >Your head practically creaked as it turned, and you found yourself face to face with two bonafide… Pony… Creature… Things
  94. >They sure were cute.
  95. >And that was the last thing you thought about as you nodded off– Into the black
  96. >You came to a few minutes later– You were still on the ground there, laying down, but you must’ve been moved a little
  97. >You felt more comfortable in this position
  98. >Plus, it felt nice having a damp rag over your forehead
  99. >This was really nice, actually
  100. >Did you faint? You’ve never fainted before, not ever
  101. >”Oh! Lily! You’re awake! Oh thank goodness, Orchid and I were so worried!”
  102. >You turned your head, a sleepy smile probably plastered on your face
  103. >Pony
  104. >A cream colored mare, but not a mare, it was impossible to describe
  105. >She looked so expressive, so intelligent, so worried
  106. >”Lily… Why are you looking at me like that?”
  107. >Wait
  108. >Was she talking to you?
  109. “Are you… Talking to me?”
  110. >The cream colored pony’s eyes widened, her pupils becoming pinpricks
  111. >Then she took a deep inhale, and closed her eyes
  112. >”OOOOOORCHIIIID! LILY HAS AMNESIA AGAAAAAIIIIN!”

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