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SCP-001: Reality Veil

By SymphonyAnon
Created: 2025-10-22 17:08:54
Updated: 2025-10-22 17:09:24
Expiry: Never
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    You know how the SCP-001 series are supposed to be the most important SCPs, either because they MAKE the foundation, make the anomalies themselves, or are quite literally the geographic coordinates of Heaven?
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    >SCP-[REDACTED]: [REDACTED]
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    >Containment Class: [REDACTED]
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    >Destruction Risk: [REDACTED]
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    >Disruption Risk: [REDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTED]
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    YOU MAY NOT READ THIS FILE. UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL THAT FIND OUT THE TRUE NATURE OF SCP-001 WILL BE GIVEN ETHANOL-CLASS AMNESTICS(1) FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.
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    YOU MAY NOT REQUEST ACCESS TO THIS FILE. ANY FURTHER ATTEMPT WILL BE MET WITH AN AUTOMATIC BEER-CLASS AMNESTIC MEMETIC AGENT(1,2) AND DOCKING OF PAY EQUIVALENT TO THE HOURS LOST UPON CONTACT.
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    1)Amnestics by class and strength:
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    Cider: 1-24h, Short-term/recent memories.
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    Beer: 24-160h
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    Wine: 1-3 Weeks
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    Whiskey: 1-6 Months, Long-term, ingrained memories.
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    Brandy: 6-12 Months
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    Vodka: 1-5 Years
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    Alcohol: 5-50 Years
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    Ethanol: Complete, Permanent and Irreversible memory loss. For all intents and purposes the subject becomes a cognitive newborn.
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    2) Memetic [REDACTED] agents can be retooled to apply cognitive effects instead, memetic equivalents up to Whiskey class have been developed.
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    For your own sake, if you're not one of us, don't read this document. There's the bliss of ignorance and the weight of knowledge, but this burden is too big for most ponies to bear. Please, I beg you. We won't even dock your pay. Just go to your supervisor, tell them: "I checked SCP-001 but I stopped before the details." They'll give you a Beer-class amnestic and you can live your life. -O6-1 T.S.
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    INOCULATION AGAINST AMNESTIC MEMETIC AGENTS REQUIRED AFTER THIS POINT.
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    PLEASE INPUT O6-CERTIFICATION...
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    MEMETIC AGENT DEPLOYED...
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    >pic related https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1746/74/1746746589696.gif
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    COGNITIVE FUNCTION UNIMPAIRED...
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    PLEASE INPUT MAGICAL SIGNATURE...
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    CONFIRMED...
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    YOU MAY PROCEED...
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    >SCP-001: Reality Veil
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    >Containment Class: Undefinable
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    >Destruction Risk: None
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    >Disruption Risk: Absolute
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    >Special Containment Procedures:
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    >Awareness of SCP-001 must be kept at the minimum possible level. Prepared/Valid 'hosts' for SCP-001 awareness will be, henceforth, referred to as "Those Aware".
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    >Any unprepared pony that somehow finds out about SCP-001, either by happenstance, or wilful research, must be given the strongest amnestic agent possible (Currently: Ethanol-class).
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    >If a viable memory backup exists, it is to be magically implanted back, else, the 'newborn' pony must be relocated to Site-35, ironically dubbed "The Kindergarten" by Those Aware.
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    >Description:
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    >While awareness of SCP-001 is not strictly harmful to anypony, nor risky in any way, the cognitive dissonance caused by such awareness is enough to make most ponies permanently insane.
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    >Awareness of SCP-001 is completely resistant to being "forgotten", and can only be removed by total cognitive deletion, either through magical, amnestic or memetic means.
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    >SCP-001 is a Cognitive Veil that covers Equus' Noosphere, filtering all "harmful" events/things/content/etc to make them "foal friendly", in effect, anything that can be vaguely defined as overly violent, sexual, cruel, or otherwise "not foal friendly" or "not safe for work". Logical interactions get dumbed down to make sense to foals, such as 'booboos' being treated with kisses, wars being fought with cardboard and pillows, foals being born out of cabbage patches/stork delivery; and reduces cognitive function of all affected to "foal" levels.
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    >Likewise, awareness of SCP-001 lifts the veil over one's mind, magic and eyes. Pets don't "go to sleep", they die; it is not a booboo, it is a wound; wild critters killing each other, instead of play fighting; it is not cuddling, it is sexual intercourse, it's not a stork, it is foalbirth, etc.
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    >Magically gifted individuals can use this awareness to ascend themselves to alicornhood, with the help of Those Aware, such as Twilight's Ascension via Princess Celestia's intervention.
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    >In short, SCP-001 is what turns "Equestria" into a sort of "Kinderquestria", and while this awareness would be better for ponykind on the long term, most ponies, raised and used to the "censored" world, would not take well to the "uncensored" world, a literal horror beyond their comprehension.
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    >Of note is that Anonymous (SCP-063) is, and has always been resistant to SCP-001's effect, and being made aware of it just made him shrug and go "Oh that explains a lot I guess".
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    If you made it this far without losing it, you are now Aware. Add yourself to the list below with your official title of choice and name.
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    >Those Aware:
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    >Her Solar Highness, Princess Celestia
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    >Her Lunar Highness, Princess Luna
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    >Secretary of State, Raven Inkwell
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    >Element of Magic, Princess Twilight Sparkle
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    >Number One Assistant and Hero of the Crystal Empire, Spike the Dragon
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    >Crystal Heart Protector, Princess Mia Amore Cadenza
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    >Royal Guard Captain, Prince Shining Armor
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    >Chief of Foundation Research and SCP-063, Anonymous

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