Twist's Great Bra Odyssey

>“Yes, miss?”

>“I'm looking for Bobbin's tailor shop. It should be on this street.”

>“Aye, it's about two block that way. Can't miss it. Has a yellow sign.”

>“Oh, thank you sir!”

>“Don't you mention it, miss.”

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>“Oi, she was cute, aye? Too bad she was built like a whale.”

>“Hah! You need ta get'cher eyes checked lad. I'd wager a years pay that if she had taken off that overcoat you'd be singin' a different tune.”

>“What are you on about?”

>“I've known a few lassies like her over the years. Rare as a phoenixes they are, and just as precious.”

>“Huh?”

>“That wasn't a fat belly you where lookin' at boy. It was her bosom.”

>“Wuh? You mean... She...?”

>“Like Princess Celestia herself, lad.”

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>“Excuse me, is anyone here?”

>“Yes. Come in young lady.”

>“Oh. Are you Miss Bobbin?”

>“I am. You are Peppermint Twist?”

>“Yeth, mith- I mean, miss.”

>“Do not be nervous child. Rarity has told me about your situation.”

>“Oh, she did?”

>“Yes, although I'm a little puzzled as to why you would come all the way to Vanhoover just to see me.”

>“We-well, I wanted to ask you perthon- personally if you could make me a special, um, bra.”

>“But Rarity and I have already shared most of our lingerie patterns with each other, and she is as fine a seamstress as I've ever met.”

>“Right, but she told me that making bras is your specialty. And that an emperor even hired you just for that reason!”

>“He was a khan dear, and the days of his golden court were long ago. Well come, now. Let's go into the fitting room and I'll take a look at you.”

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>“Take of your shirt but leave your bra on.”

>“Okay.”

>“My, such a lovely figure. And still so young! But then I suppose that's often the way, isn't it?”

>“Yes, Miss Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, they both said that they developed pretty early too.”

>“Did you know that Fluttershy is the reason I became acquainted with Rarity in the first place?”

>“Really?”

>“Mmn. Rarity wanted to make her friend a better foundation garment so she got in touch with me. We've been corresponding ever since.”

>“That's pretty neat.”

>“Yes, I very much enjoy her letters. Now let's have you take off that bra. As I thought, you really do have a wonderful form. It's a good thing my former employer never laid eyes on you.”

>“Um, why's that?”

>“The khan had a fascination with ladies of a more, shall we say, voluptuous nature? He'd have snatched you up and probably would have made you the crown jewel of his harem.”

>“H-harem? You mean he had m-more than one wife?”

>“The khan's tribe worshiped Gryphon the half eagle, half lion god. And just like that god's feline aspect, their leader was expected to preside over a bevy of wives and concubines.”

>“Oh my! Um. Uh...”

>“Don't worry, dear. That old buzzard's long dead and his kingdom is broken up and scattered now. “

>“Whew! I mean, that's good. I guess.”

>“You can put your clothes back on, I have all the measurements I need for now.”

>“Great. So what do you think?”

>“Honestly, I don't know what more I can do for you. What you're wearing is already my design. And Rarity did a good a job making it.”

>“Well, it's a great bra and all, but I was kinda hoping that, maybe...”

>“Yes, dear?”

>“I was hoping that you could make me a Heaven's Cloud Brassiere.”

>“Oh. I see. Rarity told you about that?”

>“She mentioned it once. She told me that you didn't make them anymore. But I just HAD to come and ask you for myself. It just sounds so wonderful, a bra that can take all the weight off of your chest with magic!”

>“Oh, my poor dear. It's true I don't make those anymore. But it's not because I won't, it's because I can't.”

>“You can't?”

>“I'm afraid not. Those magical garments were commissioned by the khan himself. He paid vast sums of money and sent couriers to the ends of the world to get the materials I needed to make them.”

>“I see. Um, what kind of materials do you need?”

>“It doesn't really matter, I simply can't get them anymore. Believe me I've tried. You may be the biggest young lady I've ever had in my shop but I know plenty of other well endowed women who would kill for a Heaven's Cloud.”

>“Well, um... Oh! But I'm friends with one of the Elements of Harmony. And I know Princeth Thpark- Princess Sparkle. Maybe I could get what you need.”

>“Hm. Well, I suppose you could try. Come. I'll write down what you need and where my old sources were.”

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>“A Heaven's Cloud Brassiere has two special components. First is cloud silk. On Mount Azure are silk worms tended by the members of the pegasus tribe. Those worms consume the clouds there and produce magic thread that encases the bust and cushions it like no other. The second thing is sky iron. It's called that because it actually floats when it's freed from the ground. I know a smith who turns it into steel that I use to make the underwire for the cups. The only place to find sky iron is on Verdant Island in the south sea. A small minotaur tribe mines it there. But it's very rare and they're very bull-headed traders.”

>“~Snort!~ Bull headed. Hee, hee, hee!”

>“Well, at least someone appreciates my puns. Now see, when both the iron and the silk are woven together they create a field of magic that negates the weight of the breasts. It really is my finest creation.”

>“It sound marvelous!”

>“Here you are my dear. Good luck. If you can get me both the silk and the iron I'll make you a Heaven's Cloud for free and buy any extra off of you.”

>“Really? That would be thwell- I mean, swell! Thank you so much Miss Bobbin!”

 

…

 

>“I'm sorry Twist. I checked with Princess Celestia and Equestria doesn't have any regular trading channels with either Mt. Azure or Verdant Island and the small amount of sky iron the court has is part of the royal armory.”

>“Oh. Well, thanks for checking for me anyway Princess.”

>“Sorry. I wish I could help more.”

>“That's okay. I guess if I'm going to get what I need I'll have to do it myself.”

>“What? That's crazy! Do you know how much of a journey you'd have to take to reach those two places?”

>“I looked it up on the map.”

>“And you still want to go?”

>“Princess, you know what it's like to have a large chest. I love my breasts and I wouldn't trade them for anything. But sometimes... Wouldn't YOU go out of your way if it meant you could get some magical support?”

>“Ah. Weelllll, see that's the thing. My body is sustained by the goddess Alicorn now. And because of that my breasts don't really behave like most women's.”

>“Whoa, for real?”

>“Yeah. To be honest, I only really wear a bra to keep them from bouncing around. Other than that they're pretty self supporting.”

>“Lucky.”

>“Heh, I suppose so. Hey, if you're really determined to go through with this then you shouldn't go alone.”

>“Does that mean you want to come with me?”

>“Not me. I've got waay to much stuff to do around here. But I do know a few others that might be interested...”

 

...

 

>And so, Peppermint Twist prepares for a journey of epic proportions.

>A quest to fetch silk of cloud and iron of sky so that she might have made for her a brassiere of mystic quality.

>And she is not alone in her task.

>Other stalwart souls join her in her worthy cause.

>Fluttershy, the Element of Kindness.

>Friend to all the animals and a maiden who possesses a comely figure nearly as zaftig as young Twist herself.

>Spike, a young man of the dragon tribe.

>He joins the enterprise at the behest of Princess Twilight Sparkle so that he may aid the company with his magic flame and teenage tenacity.

>And finally, Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter.

>The amply appointed baker who is like a sister to Twist and helped the girl though her development into a young woman.

>She also seeks the enchanted undergarment if only to make her own luscious mounds more like the balloons in her cutie mark!

>Thus they depart for lands far away.

>Can they succeed?

>Can Fluttershy face her fears on the island of the minotaur tribe?

>Can Spike remain on task with so much plump pulchritude surrounding him?

>Can Pinkie Pie remain on task period?

>And finally, will young Twist triumph and obtain the silken bliss that is the Heaven's Cloud Brassiere?

 

>All this and more in:

 

>“The Great Bra Odyssey.”

 

>or

 

>“Twist's Titanic Trek!”