Evil is... (Twilight, Celestia, Fluttershy, Big Boobs)

 

"Yes, thanks for coming Fluttershy. I just needed to confirm something with you. It's for some research I'm doing. Now, this may be kind of an odd question but have you noticed that your breasts have gotten bigger recently?"

 

"..."

 

"Sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, I'm just trying to figure something out and your experiences could give me some valuable insight."

 

"Oh, that's OK. I was just a little surprised by the question, is all."

 

""I understand. I probably should have explained more before I asked you that. Anyway, uhh..."

 

"To answer your question, yes. They, um, have gotten bigger as a matter of fact. Did Rarity tell you?"

 

"No not directly. I was with her and Rainbow Dash an Rainbow mentioned something that put me on this line of inquiry. Rarity thought there was merit to the theory and she told me I ought to look at some of my friends for verification."

 

"Oh, that's nice? Verification of what?"

 

"When did you notice your breasts had increased in size?"

 

"Hmn... I guess right after the incident with the fruit bats and that spell that turned me into... You know..."

 

"Ugh, I thought so. I am sooo sorry for all of that."

 

"That's alright. It was to help the bats after all. And it turned out OK in the end. But yes, after you turned me back to normal my clothes were all ripped so I didn't really notice but the next morning I went to put on my bra and it didn't fit. None of my tops fit. I went to Rarity and she told me... er..."

 

"Told you what?"

 

"That I had gone up two cup sizes. From a C to a DD."

 

"And that's your current size?"

 

"Mmn-hmn."

 

"I thought so. Well that jives with my theory."

 

"What theory? What are you trying to prove?"

 

"Oh right, sorry! I never actually told you what my research is about. Well if you look at a certain group of females they all seem to share three things in common..."

 

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"Twilight, it's so good to see you."

 

"You to Prin- er, Celestia."

 

"Now, you told me in your letter that you had some interesting research to share with me?"

 

"I did. It's a bit unorthodox, but I think you'll find it interesting. It all started a week ago when I and some of my friends were discussing all the various 'bad guys' that we've helped to stop as the Elements of Harmony. Or rather all the 'bad girls'. Rainbow Dash was feeling a little jealous, I think, because she pointed out that villainesses like Crysalis and Nightmare Moon, and nuisances like Trixie all seem to be rather, er, well built."

 

"You mean, as in..?"

 

"'Downright stacked' were her exact words. I thought it was odd because I didn't really think Trixie was that voluptuous. But then Rarity assured me that during her take over of Ponyville with the Alicorn Amulet that Trixie had definitely filled out. She should know, she had to stitch regal robes for Her Majesty the Great and Loopy Trixie."

 

"Perhaps she simply put on some weight while she sought the amulet?"

 

"I thought so too at first. But then I noticed that she wasn't the only one who had mysteriously gained curves in all the right places. After the fruit bat incident I wrote you about, Fluttershy suffered an after-effects from her transformation into a bat-hybrid. Rather, she suffered two big after-effects. On her chest."

 

"But surely that..."

 

"And Rarity confirmed that after she was rescued from her Nightmare transformation that she had to alter her entire wardrobe. Again, her own words, 'My hourglass has a fair bit more sand in both the top and bottom halves these days'."

 

"Just what are you getting at Twilight?"

 

"All of these females, and more besides, have three things in common. First, they were either transformed by or wield significant magic. Second, they acted evil or super chaotic. Third, they started out smaller and became very voluptuous after they started doing bad things with their magic."

 

"Ah, but what about Luna? After she was returned to us she was a waif of a woman."

 

"True, but not even a year later she had filled back out bigger than almost any woman in the kingdom. When I asked her, she told me that she's a lot bigger now than before she become Nightmare Moon. By the way, she blames all the rich food around here for that."

 

"Just what are you trying to imply with these associations, Twilight?"

 

"I think you already know. If a woman becomes a magically powered villain or agent of chaos she gets more voluptuous and stays that way even after she reforms. The more powerful and evil she is the bigger she gets!"

 

"..."

 

"Well, that's an interesting theory my clever former student, but I really-"

 

"There's just one problem with it."

 

"O-oh? What's that?"

 

"You."

 

"Pardon?"

 

"Forgive my bluntness, but you are the most voluptuous woman that I know. Poets have written entire books dedicated to your 'rapturous bounty'. But according to Luna you weren't always that way. Before her banishment she told me that you were just as slim and svelte as she was. She was quite shocked when she saw you and how big you had gotten."

 

"Now really, Twilight, I've been alive for a long time. You have to expect that my body wouldn't-"

 

"And all those references to your amazing figure start as soon as the recorded histories resume after Nightmare Moon was banished, so you've been big for a long time. And you definitely wield powerful magic so that's two of the three parameters. But we're still missing one. Because everyone knows that Princess Celestia never did anything bad in her life. She certainly never acted like a villain. Right?"

 

"..."

 

"You're far, far too clever Twilight. I can't believe you actually stumbled upon this. Sigh. What I'm about to tell you is something no one else knows, not even Luna. I'd appreciate it if you kept it confidential?"

 

"All right."

 

"Thank you. After I banished Luna, naturally I was very sad. I threw myself into ruling Equestria. Every little problem in the country became my problem to solve. Eventually, the nobles got tired of my micromanagement and started to complain. I was indignant! Imagine the gall of these self-entitled louts, complaining about my trying to fix things. I began to see the court and ultimately the country as undeserving of my hard work. Sound familiar?"

 

"It's starting to."

 

"Well, unlike my sister I didn't go off the deep end. At least, not at first. I simply started taking more liberties with my position. I started to spend tax dollars on personal effects and beautification projects. Vanity projects really. And I started to take lovers. First one at a time and then several at a time. Within a generation I had become quite the libertine."

 

"You..? Wow. I thought maybe you just tried to conquer another country or something."

 

"Ha ha, why would I do that? I already had control of the most powerful nation in the world. No, I was more interested in hosting orgies and practicing Prima Noctis."

 

"You're joking?!"

 

"I wish I were. Nobles and even the public began to call me the 'whore princess', though not when they thought I could hear them! I didn't care though. I was only dedicated to my life of luxury. But I found that the more I indulged in my sinful ways, the more I seemed to change. I started to grow taller. I was already as tall as any man but now I found my self looking down on even the tallest of my guards. And my figure! Not even the copious amounts of cake and wine I was consuming could account for how I was filling out. At first I thought I was getting fat, but my tailors assured me that I was simply getting more buxom. That was fine with me. All the more for my harem to worship in bed. Hmmn? You're looking awfully embarrassed Twilight. Didn't you want to know about my wicked past?"

 

"Uh, y-yes. I guess so. I just wasn't expecting all THAT."

 

"I know. I suppose it is a shock. I mean, no one would suspect that the wise, virtuous, Princess Celestia was once a slutty tyrant who nearly bankrupted her nation with her outsized appetites."

 

"What changed? How did you come back?"

 

"It was two things really. The first was that I simply got tired of living that lifestyle. Being the Queen of Pleasure gets old after a few decades believe it or not. The second was a man I met. A junior minister in the parliment. He refused all my advances but he still talked to me. He became my friend, the first I had had in a long time. He told me one day that he thought I was still sad because I lost my sister. If it had been anyone else I probably would have blasted him on the spot. As it was I didn't talk to him for years after that."

 

"But he right, wasn't he?"

 

"Sigh, yes he was right. I finally realized that I was still hurting and all of the debauchery I had caused was simply my way of trying to mask it. I sought my friend out and apologized. We didn't have councilors or psychologists in those days but he helped me to get over my grief. Truly a personification of the Magic of Friendship."

 

"And afterwards?"

 

"He went on to marry a very sweet woman and became a renowned leader. The centuries rolled on and, due to some unfortunate wars and natural disasters, the archives of that time were destroyed. Not that I was particularly sad to see the record of the 'Century of Wickedness' lost to the mists of time."

 

"But what about you?"

 

"Oh, well, I came away from it with a much more balanced outlook on life. And I also come away with my present day measurements. You see Twilight you're right. For some reason I've never been able to figure out, magical villainesses do somehow get a boost to their figures. Which is funny since most fairy tale writers try to make it seem that evil witches and the like are always ugly. I think my fifty-four inch bosom puts the lie to that particular notion!"

 

"Um, yeah. I-I guess it does. Thank you for sharing that with me. Heh, I guess I'll never be able to publish this in any journals but at least now some things make a bit more sense to me. I always wondered why Cadance was so slim even though she's a princess too."

 

"Yes, that girl is about as upright as they come."

 

"Yeah, but it is kind of unfair. I mean, it's like you all got a reward for being bad."

 

"Perhaps, but we also suffered in other ways. No bad deed is without it's consequences."

 

"I suppose. Well, thanks again. I'll see you at the conference on Saturday."

 

"Farewell, Twilight."

 

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"Hmmn... So you don't have go full Nightmare Moon to get the boost, huh? You just have to indulge in a little wicked behavior. I wonder if this calls for some experiments?"

 

The End.