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Author: Gryphanon
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Pastebin URL: H02Bbt3q.html
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Date: Nov 12th, 2014
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Anon Shenanigans Mk. I
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>You are Anon, and you find yourself seated at a bar in one of the more “un-nice” places in Canterlot
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>Somehow Twilight talked you into going with her on one of her monthly visits to the princesses.
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>All she wanted to do was visit the place and libraries and stuff like that
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>Not that you didn’t like a bit of culture, it’s just she was very clingy, especially when you were around other mares.
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>Adorable, but her concern is misplaced; you know how to take care of yourself.
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>Long story short you ditched and decided to quench your thirst in a real watering hole.
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>Not in any of those “bars” those posh cunts frequent, they don’t even deserve to be called bars.
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>Deciding to experience the culture your own way you have spent the past two hours or so sipping and nibbling the local specialties.
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>You’ve seen a few ponies come and go, mostly mares, a few stallions and a gryphon or two.
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>Thankfully they’ve all at the most stared for awhile
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>Until now, unfortunately, yanked from your thoughts by the sound of a tapping at your booth.
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>Looking up from your food you see a stallion standing there with what appears to be a menacing face.
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>Well, less menacing and more like slightly bitchy
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>”Can I help you?” Behind her you see a booth with 3 other mares intently watching you and him.
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>Oh boy, this might be interesting. What the hell could they want?
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“You can start by leaving” he says leaning on the table.
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>”Yeah, no. Fuck off”
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>What the hell is this guy’s problem, is he trying to start shit to look cool in front of those mares?
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“I wasn’t asking” he says leaning in closer
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>”Tough shit, I aint moving. So go away”
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>Suddenly he reaches over and knocks your beer over, it doesn’t spill on you, but that doesn’t matter.
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>You give him a good shove which sends him sprawling back
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>The mares at the booth start yelling “stallion fight” like it’s a big deal or something
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>It’s not that special
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>You barely gave him time to get up before you sprang from your seat and were upon him.
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>He tries to headbutt you, but that only brings his head into your fist even harder.
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>Hooking him hard he staggers to the ground.
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>This time the mares started panicking for some reason, haven’t they seen two men fight before?
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>Anyway you Pick the stallion up by his left front and back leg, carry him to the door, and toss him out.
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>Annoyed and winding down you go back to the bar to replace the drink that was spilt.
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You are Erika, one of the gryphons deployed in Canterlot as Gryphonia embassy guard.
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>One thing you hated about this post, lack of action.
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>Good bars, good food, but every pony male was just too soft or scared of you for you to get any
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>Currently off work you decide to relax at one of your favorite bars.
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>Walking in finds a pretty decent crowd of the usual poines, except this one strange creature.
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>Curious you decide to seat yourself at an adjacent booth.
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>He just seems to be sitting there eating and drinking alone, interesting.
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>Not more that 10 minutes later and halfway through your first draft a stallion approaches his table.
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>Was it female? You hear a deeper voice than expected and giving the air a tentative sniff
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>Yep, definitely male.
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>He was big enough, but cou..
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>You watched him shove the stallion back, then jump up. Oh boy one of these fig..
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>He decks the stallion, drops him hard then just throws him out of the door.
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>Yup, he will definitely do, deep breath Erika, make sure your plumage is straight, let’s see if you still have it.
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Anon Shenanigans Mk. 1 Mod. 2
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You are Erika and you must act with due haste if you are to successfully bed this strange male
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>He is busy getting another beer at the bar, and his food is eaten enough so that it looks done
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>Just sneakily slide into his booth and feign ignorance
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>Genius
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>Carefully you slide on in, taking a fleeing glance to make sure he didn’t see the obvious change.
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>He didn’t, good; now just act ‘normal’ or whatever until he gets back.
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>Not too much longer you hear footsteps getting closer, 3…2…1…
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>”Excuse me, but you’re in my booth”
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“Huh, oh sorry I thought whoever was here left because their food was practically finished”
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“It wouldn’t bother you if I stayed, would it?”
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>Moment of truth
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>”Nah, I’d be nice to get someone interesting to talk to, Gryphon right? Haven’t gotten the chance to talk to any of you”
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>Interesting, new, nice; this is perfect. Do you really even have to put much effort in now?
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>Just can’t get too excited, gotta make sure he’s hooked good.
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“Great, I’ve been around a bit and can’t say I have seen anything like you, what’s your story?”
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>Perfect, get him to drone on and just plaster that interested look on your face with a few oos and ahhs.
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>Be a little patient and you can get some.
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You are Anon, the annoyed human who’s beer was spilt by some punk in the bar.
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>Thankfully those mares didn’t bother to confront you and left pretty quickly after the stallion.
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>Barkeep has a gleam in her eye as she stares at you, that stallion must have been a regular annoyance
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>You get your beer and head back to your booth to find a, uh, Grypohoness? Occupying part of it
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”Excuse me, but you’re in my booth”
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>You say in a friendly tone, you don’t want another confrontation and spilt beer.
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> “Huh, oh sorry I thought whoever was here left because their food was practically finished”
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“It wouldn’t bother you if I stayed, would it?”
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>She seems nice enough, and you have been pretty depraved, but would she reciprocate?
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>Fuck it, when in Rome
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“Nah, I’d be nice to get someone interesting to talk to, Gryphon right? Haven’t gotten the chance to talk to any of you”
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>Now, how the hell do you approach this? Do Gryphons flirt like humans? How do know she’s into me?
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>“Great, I’ve been around a bit and can’t say I have seen anything like you, what’s your story?”
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>Awsome, you get to try and impress her now. Lets hope she doesn’t space out too much.
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Anon Shenanigans Mk.1 Mod. 3
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You are Anon, the human who is surprised at how easy it has been flirting with Erika.
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>She stayed engaged enough by your story, but was quickly bored so you moved it along
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>When you got hungry and ordered a steak she seemed to perk up a bit, then again she probably used to ponies ordering flowers and shit
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>She opened up a lot more when you were eating
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>Steak was a good Idea
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>You’ve spent about an hour talking since you sat down with her and have gone through a meal and a couple of beers.
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>You feel good, maybe slightly buzzed
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>She’s been staring at you a lot lately; those pale golden eyes sure are pretty.
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>”So, you must get a good bit of action given your unusual appearance and nice attitude”
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>Well that was a bit of a curveball; wasn’t expecting a question like that
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>That and no, you’ve gotten maybe like 2 ‘actions’ since your time here both at some gala or something almost a year ago
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>How can I weasel out of this question?
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“Funny thing, about that. My stature not supriiii-singly intimidates many”
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>Holy fucking shit, right in the middle of answering you saw her stretch a bit
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>And then felt a paw put light pressure and rub in small circles on your crotch.
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>”Hmm I find that hard to believe a male like you would get so little attention”
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>Combined with that hungry look on her face, she wants it… a lot.
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>Your word is my command Lord Descartes
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>”Go on”
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>Banter time is dead, just cut to the chase.
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You are Erika, the Gryphoness that for the past hour has been slowly reeling in this human name ‘Anon’
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>You might have been too strong with faking being interested in his story, he moved it along pretty quickly
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>He didn’t say anything about it though so He mustn’t of noticed
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>When he got hungry you were pleased to see he ordered a steak; now you knew you could eat without him getting squeamish.
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>The idle chit-chat was easy enough to get through, but it was wearing thin.
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>Time to finish this up and get to the fun part of the night.
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>First off start giving him the look; then throw some suggestive questions at him
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“So, you must get a good bit of action given your unusual appearance and nice attitude”
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>Good one, not blatantly obvious and with the slightest amount of praise.
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>He’s as good as yours
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>“Funny thing, about that.”
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>Stretch a bit so your back paw can reach him and…
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>” My stature not supriiii-singly intimidates many”
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>Give some minor attention to him, and by the look on his face, works like a charm
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>Time to seal the deal
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“Hmm I find that hard to believe a male like you would get so little attention”
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>Oh that look on males’ faces when they’re caught off guard
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“Go on”
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>He clears his throat a bit and leans in towards you
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>”I think we should continue this …conversation elsewhere”
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>Awesome, now just to persuade him to come back with you to your apartment…
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“I live not too far from here, would you be okay if we we-“
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>”Yes”
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>Score
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Anon Shenanigans Mk.1 Mod.IV
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You are Anon, and you have some idea of where you were
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>It was near the embassies, but not exactly embassy lane.
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>It was the apartments near the embassies, makes sense since Erika told you she works at one.
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>Not much conversation happened since you both decided to head back to her place
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>You guess that both of you didn’t want to say too much or make things awkward
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>Her apartment is pretty up there, so into the elevator it is
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>Time to make a game plan man, gotta make a good first impression, first impressions are everything
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>She seemed a bit straight forward, almost agressive, so what.. you should sub?
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>yeah…no
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>Sub really isn’t your thing
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>*ding*
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>the elevator doors open
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>”Just down the hall, room 844”
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>Fuck, not much time now. Come on think, how to impress her
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>Wait a minute… yes… this might just work
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You are Erika
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>And right now this elevator is taking for ever to reach your floor
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>Finally the doors open, come on so close, it’s hard to wait
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>This is going to be so good, you don’t have to be too fucking gentle with Anon
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“Just down the hall, room 844”
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>Final streatch
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>Just put the key in, open door, Let Anon in first
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>You may be horny, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have manners.
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>Turn around and just after you shut, lock, and deadbolt your door
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>No sooner had you done that that you were grabbed, spun around and pulled into a deep kiss.
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>You figured he would be aggressive, but this is more than expected although not unwelcome.
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>Pushing back against him as he wraps his arms around you and you feel him gently lower you to the floor.
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>Wonderful, except one little problem, he was on top.
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>A quick push and a roll and you were on your rightful spot on top.
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>Oh those arms of his, wrapped around you, caressing your back in all the right places
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>You feel a shift and before you know it you are below him yet again.
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>No problem Erika, you’re a big girl, you can be patient with his insistence to be on top
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>Just set your legs, hug him a bit closer, and there we are on top as it should be.
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>He shifts a bit, but you head him off and not let him roll you again
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>Not today boy
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>He shifts harder, forcing you to break the kiss to hold him down
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>You stare at him and see the gleam in his eye
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>Oh he wants to fight does he? Lets just see how long he lasts
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>Good thing you have all weekend off
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Anon Shenanigans Mk.I Mod.V
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You are Anon
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>And damn you are comfortable
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>What day was it? oh yeah Saturday. That would make it Saturday afternoon right now.
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>You have to admit, going with Erika was a very good decision.
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>She kept up all through Friday evening, Friday night, and even Saturday morning.
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>Right now you are on the floor in her living room, wrapped in a blanket, head on a pillow.
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>And a very satisfied looking gryphoness cuddling with you.
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>It’s so cute how she wanted to cuddle with you.
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>Also helps build trust or something, in case she wanted to go for another round.
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>Its fine by you though, she is soft, warm, and smells kinda nice.
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>Wonder how purple horse must think of your absence.
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>Oh well, you have your train ticket back. You’ll see her at the station.
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>Contacting her isn’t a priority, especially in your position.
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>Warm, cuddling, content. Too bad it’s already Saturday afternoon.
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You are Erika
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>And damn are you comfortable.
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>What was today? Ah, Saturday that’s right.
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>Anon was definitely a worthwhile male.
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>He was able to satisfy you in all the ways you could imagine
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>He even kept up with you all throughout Friday, Friday night, and Saturday.
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>Right now you find yourself on the floor wrapped in some of your nicest blankets resting on your nice pillows.
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>With a very content looking Anon cuddling with you
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>Its cute how he wanted to cuddle with you
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>Well, you aim to please, and if it helps you get another round with him hell yeah you’d do it
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>He is warm, and smells kinda nice.
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>Sucks that it’s already Saturday afternoon though
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>Gotta remember to find some way to keep in contact with him.
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>You can’t wait to tell your wing-mate Elsa about this time with him too.
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>She‘s going to be so jealous
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