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Gryphanon - [RGRE] Griffin guard

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Created: 18th December 2020 08:13:54 AM

  1. Author: Gryphanon
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  3. Date: Nov 12th, 2014
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  7. Anon Shenanigans Mk. I
  8. >You are Anon, and you find yourself seated at a bar in one of the more “un-nice” places in Canterlot
  9. >Somehow Twilight talked you into going with her on one of her monthly visits to the princesses.
  10. >All she wanted to do was visit the place and libraries and stuff like that
  11. >Not that you didn’t like a bit of culture, it’s just she was very clingy, especially when you were around other mares.
  12. >Adorable, but her concern is misplaced; you know how to take care of yourself.
  13. >Long story short you ditched and decided to quench your thirst in a real watering hole.
  14. >Not in any of those “bars” those posh cunts frequent, they don’t even deserve to be called bars.
  15. >Deciding to experience the culture your own way you have spent the past two hours or so sipping and nibbling the local specialties.
  16. >You’ve seen a few ponies come and go, mostly mares, a few stallions and a gryphon or two.
  17. >Thankfully they’ve all at the most stared for awhile
  18. >Until now, unfortunately, yanked from your thoughts by the sound of a tapping at your booth.
  19. >Looking up from your food you see a stallion standing there with what appears to be a menacing face.
  20. >Well, less menacing and more like slightly bitchy
  21. >”Can I help you?” Behind her you see a booth with 3 other mares intently watching you and him.
  22. >Oh boy, this might be interesting. What the hell could they want?
  23. “You can start by leaving” he says leaning on the table.
  24. >”Yeah, no. Fuck off”
  25. >What the hell is this guy’s problem, is he trying to start shit to look cool in front of those mares?
  26. “I wasn’t asking” he says leaning in closer
  27. >”Tough shit, I aint moving. So go away”
  28. >Suddenly he reaches over and knocks your beer over, it doesn’t spill on you, but that doesn’t matter.
  29.  
  30. >You give him a good shove which sends him sprawling back
  31. >The mares at the booth start yelling “stallion fight” like it’s a big deal or something
  32. >It’s not that special
  33. >You barely gave him time to get up before you sprang from your seat and were upon him.
  34. >He tries to headbutt you, but that only brings his head into your fist even harder.
  35. >Hooking him hard he staggers to the ground.
  36. >This time the mares started panicking for some reason, haven’t they seen two men fight before?
  37. >Anyway you Pick the stallion up by his left front and back leg, carry him to the door, and toss him out.
  38. >Annoyed and winding down you go back to the bar to replace the drink that was spilt.
  39. You are Erika, one of the gryphons deployed in Canterlot as Gryphonia embassy guard.
  40. >One thing you hated about this post, lack of action.
  41. >Good bars, good food, but every pony male was just too soft or scared of you for you to get any
  42. >Currently off work you decide to relax at one of your favorite bars.
  43. >Walking in finds a pretty decent crowd of the usual poines, except this one strange creature.
  44. >Curious you decide to seat yourself at an adjacent booth.
  45. >He just seems to be sitting there eating and drinking alone, interesting.
  46. >Not more that 10 minutes later and halfway through your first draft a stallion approaches his table.
  47. >Was it female? You hear a deeper voice than expected and giving the air a tentative sniff
  48. >Yep, definitely male.
  49. >He was big enough, but cou..
  50. >You watched him shove the stallion back, then jump up. Oh boy one of these fig..
  51. >He decks the stallion, drops him hard then just throws him out of the door.
  52. >Yup, he will definitely do, deep breath Erika, make sure your plumage is straight, let’s see if you still have it.
  53.  
  54. Anon Shenanigans Mk. 1 Mod. 2
  55. You are Erika and you must act with due haste if you are to successfully bed this strange male
  56. >He is busy getting another beer at the bar, and his food is eaten enough so that it looks done
  57. >Just sneakily slide into his booth and feign ignorance
  58. >Genius
  59. >Carefully you slide on in, taking a fleeing glance to make sure he didn’t see the obvious change.
  60. >He didn’t, good; now just act ‘normal’ or whatever until he gets back.
  61. >Not too much longer you hear footsteps getting closer, 3…2…1…
  62. >”Excuse me, but you’re in my booth”
  63. “Huh, oh sorry I thought whoever was here left because their food was practically finished”
  64. “It wouldn’t bother you if I stayed, would it?”
  65. >Moment of truth
  66. >”Nah, I’d be nice to get someone interesting to talk to, Gryphon right? Haven’t gotten the chance to talk to any of you”
  67. >Interesting, new, nice; this is perfect. Do you really even have to put much effort in now?
  68. >Just can’t get too excited, gotta make sure he’s hooked good.
  69. “Great, I’ve been around a bit and can’t say I have seen anything like you, what’s your story?”
  70. >Perfect, get him to drone on and just plaster that interested look on your face with a few oos and ahhs.
  71. >Be a little patient and you can get some.
  72.  
  73. You are Anon, the annoyed human who’s beer was spilt by some punk in the bar.
  74. >Thankfully those mares didn’t bother to confront you and left pretty quickly after the stallion.
  75. >Barkeep has a gleam in her eye as she stares at you, that stallion must have been a regular annoyance
  76. >You get your beer and head back to your booth to find a, uh, Grypohoness? Occupying part of it
  77. ”Excuse me, but you’re in my booth”
  78. >You say in a friendly tone, you don’t want another confrontation and spilt beer.
  79. > “Huh, oh sorry I thought whoever was here left because their food was practically finished”
  80. “It wouldn’t bother you if I stayed, would it?”
  81. >She seems nice enough, and you have been pretty depraved, but would she reciprocate?
  82. >Fuck it, when in Rome
  83. “Nah, I’d be nice to get someone interesting to talk to, Gryphon right? Haven’t gotten the chance to talk to any of you”
  84. >Now, how the hell do you approach this? Do Gryphons flirt like humans? How do know she’s into me?
  85. >“Great, I’ve been around a bit and can’t say I have seen anything like you, what’s your story?”
  86. >Awsome, you get to try and impress her now. Lets hope she doesn’t space out too much.
  87.  
  88. Anon Shenanigans Mk.1 Mod. 3
  89. You are Anon, the human who is surprised at how easy it has been flirting with Erika.
  90. >She stayed engaged enough by your story, but was quickly bored so you moved it along
  91. >When you got hungry and ordered a steak she seemed to perk up a bit, then again she probably used to ponies ordering flowers and shit
  92. >She opened up a lot more when you were eating
  93. >Steak was a good Idea
  94. >You’ve spent about an hour talking since you sat down with her and have gone through a meal and a couple of beers.
  95. >You feel good, maybe slightly buzzed
  96. >She’s been staring at you a lot lately; those pale golden eyes sure are pretty.
  97. >”So, you must get a good bit of action given your unusual appearance and nice attitude”
  98. >Well that was a bit of a curveball; wasn’t expecting a question like that
  99. >That and no, you’ve gotten maybe like 2 ‘actions’ since your time here both at some gala or something almost a year ago
  100. >How can I weasel out of this question?
  101. “Funny thing, about that. My stature not supriiii-singly intimidates many”
  102. >Holy fucking shit, right in the middle of answering you saw her stretch a bit
  103. >And then felt a paw put light pressure and rub in small circles on your crotch.
  104. >”Hmm I find that hard to believe a male like you would get so little attention”
  105. >Combined with that hungry look on her face, she wants it… a lot.
  106. >Your word is my command Lord Descartes
  107. >”Go on”
  108. >Banter time is dead, just cut to the chase.
  109.  
  110. You are Erika, the Gryphoness that for the past hour has been slowly reeling in this human name ‘Anon’
  111. >You might have been too strong with faking being interested in his story, he moved it along pretty quickly
  112. >He didn’t say anything about it though so He mustn’t of noticed
  113. >When he got hungry you were pleased to see he ordered a steak; now you knew you could eat without him getting squeamish.
  114. >The idle chit-chat was easy enough to get through, but it was wearing thin.
  115. >Time to finish this up and get to the fun part of the night.
  116. >First off start giving him the look; then throw some suggestive questions at him
  117. “So, you must get a good bit of action given your unusual appearance and nice attitude”
  118. >Good one, not blatantly obvious and with the slightest amount of praise.
  119. >He’s as good as yours
  120. >“Funny thing, about that.”
  121. >Stretch a bit so your back paw can reach him and…
  122. >” My stature not supriiii-singly intimidates many”
  123. >Give some minor attention to him, and by the look on his face, works like a charm
  124. >Time to seal the deal
  125. “Hmm I find that hard to believe a male like you would get so little attention”
  126. >Oh that look on males’ faces when they’re caught off guard
  127. “Go on”
  128. >He clears his throat a bit and leans in towards you
  129. >”I think we should continue this …conversation elsewhere”
  130. >Awesome, now just to persuade him to come back with you to your apartment…
  131. “I live not too far from here, would you be okay if we we-“
  132. >”Yes”
  133.  
  134. >Score
  135.  
  136. Anon Shenanigans Mk.1 Mod.IV
  137.  
  138. You are Anon, and you have some idea of where you were
  139. >It was near the embassies, but not exactly embassy lane.
  140. >It was the apartments near the embassies, makes sense since Erika told you she works at one.
  141. >Not much conversation happened since you both decided to head back to her place
  142. >You guess that both of you didn’t want to say too much or make things awkward
  143. >Her apartment is pretty up there, so into the elevator it is
  144. >Time to make a game plan man, gotta make a good first impression, first impressions are everything
  145. >She seemed a bit straight forward, almost agressive, so what.. you should sub?
  146. >yeah…no
  147. >Sub really isn’t your thing
  148. >*ding*
  149. >the elevator doors open
  150. >”Just down the hall, room 844”
  151. >Fuck, not much time now. Come on think, how to impress her
  152. >Wait a minute… yes… this might just work
  153.  
  154. You are Erika
  155. >And right now this elevator is taking for ever to reach your floor
  156. >Finally the doors open, come on so close, it’s hard to wait
  157. >This is going to be so good, you don’t have to be too fucking gentle with Anon
  158. “Just down the hall, room 844
  159. >Final streatch
  160. >Just put the key in, open door, Let Anon in first
  161. >You may be horny, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have manners.
  162. >Turn around and just after you shut, lock, and deadbolt your door
  163. >No sooner had you done that that you were grabbed, spun around and pulled into a deep kiss.
  164. >You figured he would be aggressive, but this is more than expected although not unwelcome.
  165. >Pushing back against him as he wraps his arms around you and you feel him gently lower you to the floor.
  166. >Wonderful, except one little problem, he was on top.
  167. >A quick push and a roll and you were on your rightful spot on top.
  168. >Oh those arms of his, wrapped around you, caressing your back in all the right places
  169. >You feel a shift and before you know it you are below him yet again.
  170. >No problem Erika, you’re a big girl, you can be patient with his insistence to be on top
  171. >Just set your legs, hug him a bit closer, and there we are on top as it should be.
  172. >He shifts a bit, but you head him off and not let him roll you again
  173. >Not today boy
  174. >He shifts harder, forcing you to break the kiss to hold him down
  175. >You stare at him and see the gleam in his eye
  176. >Oh he wants to fight does he? Lets just see how long he lasts
  177.  
  178. >Good thing you have all weekend off
  179.  
  180. Anon Shenanigans Mk.I Mod.V
  181.  
  182. You are Anon
  183. >And damn you are comfortable
  184. >What day was it? oh yeah Saturday. That would make it Saturday afternoon right now.
  185. >You have to admit, going with Erika was a very good decision.
  186. >She kept up all through Friday evening, Friday night, and even Saturday morning.
  187. >Right now you are on the floor in her living room, wrapped in a blanket, head on a pillow.
  188. >And a very satisfied looking gryphoness cuddling with you.
  189. >It’s so cute how she wanted to cuddle with you.
  190. >Also helps build trust or something, in case she wanted to go for another round.
  191. >Its fine by you though, she is soft, warm, and smells kinda nice.
  192. >Wonder how purple horse must think of your absence.
  193. >Oh well, you have your train ticket back. You’ll see her at the station.
  194. >Contacting her isn’t a priority, especially in your position.
  195. >Warm, cuddling, content. Too bad it’s already Saturday afternoon.
  196.  
  197. You are Erika
  198. >And damn are you comfortable.
  199. >What was today? Ah, Saturday that’s right.
  200. >Anon was definitely a worthwhile male.
  201. >He was able to satisfy you in all the ways you could imagine
  202. >He even kept up with you all throughout Friday, Friday night, and Saturday.
  203. >Right now you find yourself on the floor wrapped in some of your nicest blankets resting on your nice pillows.
  204. >With a very content looking Anon cuddling with you
  205. >Its cute how he wanted to cuddle with you
  206. >Well, you aim to please, and if it helps you get another round with him hell yeah you’d do it
  207. >He is warm, and smells kinda nice.
  208. >Sucks that it’s already Saturday afternoon though
  209. >Gotta remember to find some way to keep in contact with him.
  210. >You can’t wait to tell your wing-mate Elsa about this time with him too.
  211. >She‘s going to be so jealous
/RGRE/ Griffin Guard

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