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Date: Jan 13th, 2015
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Day trophy husband in Equestria
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>Be anon
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>Be lucky enough to be married to the pony supermodel Fleur De Lis
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>Her income meant you didn't have to get a job, but sitting around all day was something you couldn't do
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>So when not making sure your house looks great you are either at the gym or at your hobby of a job.
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>All that time in the gym has really paid off and you look and feel amazing
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>Be Saturday
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>You and Fleur are browsing the city center bazaar; you never really liked shopping but she loves it so you do it for her.
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>That and when you both get home the afternoon delight makes it all worth it.
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>Tugging at your shirt that tightly hugs your torso, you swear every time Fleur gets you clothes she gets is a size small.
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>You and her pass through the eating area.
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>As soon as both of you appear out of ear shot two mares seated at a table turn their conversation to you.
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"eugh, there goes Fleur again parading around her trophy husband like she does every Saturday. What. A. Bitch."
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>"You have to admit if you had a husband like that you'd show him off too."
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"Well duh, I would who wouldn't? It's just that she does it EVERY Saturday, I'm getting real tired of it."
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>"Yeah, it is a bit excessive to do this every Saturday, she even gets him in those sexy tight clothes. I bet she even rides his dick whenever she wants"
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"Yeah yeah don't remind me"
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Day Trophy husband Mk.II in Equestria
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>You are anon, Husband to the famous pony supermodel Fleur De Leis
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>It is after your morning job and you are in the gym you normally go to work out in
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>They love you there, something about how ever since you began working out there business has boomed for them
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>Must be becuase of your uncommon appearance
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>Waiting for the bench press you see a mare stack the weights, good for her for being so str-
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>She can't push it up so you rush over and pull it up off of her.
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>After stuttering something about not being fresh so she wasn't at max she leaves
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>Before you sit down you notice a huge wet spot on the bench, ponies sweat alot in the gym, but you always hate it when they don't clean up after themselves.
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>You stack on some wieght and begin your sets, ihoof on and world off you don't notice the pair of mares staring at you and chatting.
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"Damn Spring Breeze look at him go"
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>"Yeah, look at all that wieght he is just plowing through. I wonder how well it helps in the bedroom"
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"Mmm, I'd give him some weight to plow through" accentuated with a shake of her plot
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>"I hope you won't just hog him all to yourself, I'd want in on that action"
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"I hear Fleur already got to him first though, but there's no reason to not to share a guy like him, right?"
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>"I don't know, she might be reluctant to just pass around a peice of dick like that."
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Day Trophy husband in Equestria Mk.III
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>You are Anon and you are married to the widely known pony supermodel Fleur De Leis
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>Today you were attending a summer time gala hosted by one of Fleur's associates.
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>Fancy parties really weren't your thing, but you felt you had to accompany her to make sure she stayed safe and had good company
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>Also it seemed proper for you as a couple to be there
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>Judging by the other couples meandering around the courtyard it was the right move
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>You've been approached by many couples in fact, but they just all seemed odd.
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>The stallions seemed nervous and the mares seemed almost confrontational.
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>That and every time you met and left a couple Fleur would squeeze you in a little tighter, well tighter for a pony you guess.
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>Must be the fancy atmosphere has everyone on edge in case they do something wrong.
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>As the night wore on and dinner came and went you Fleur started getting all cuddly and kissy with you
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>Not that you didn't like it, but out in public it made you a little self conscious.
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>Then again if it was any indication of what was to come later that night, that self consciousness could easily be ignored.
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>When Fleur came in for another hug after the plates had been cleared away, you failed to see her bat her eyes at a pair of mares sitting at a table across the patio
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>"Oooooo she's doing it again! I aughttah go over there and ruin her dress"
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"Yeah, but what about her man? That won't do well to make you look better than her"
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>"At least it will get her back for dinner. Every fucking time she even touched him she made sure we saw it."
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"Totally rude and crass"
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>"And yet she lands a trophy husband that good"
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"Look at the way She's putting the moves on him, totally gonna ride that dick tonight"
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>"Shut up"
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Day Trophy Husband in Equestria Mk. IV
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>Be Anon, the love and husband of the fabulous pony supermodel Fleur De Leis.
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>Tonight was a night at the Orchestra; Fleur had surprised you with the tickets.
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>It was a pleasant surprise, you occasionally enjoyed classical music and it was an excuse to wear a suit.
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>The first part of the Concert was nice; Rachmaneinoff and the Johoof Bach pieces were especially nice.
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>Right now though it was the intermission and the bar was open.
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>Fleur was off in the restrooms freshening herself up and you were in a seat cooling off with a nice beer.
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>It wasn’t long until some strange mare came up and made sure you noticed her sitting beside you.
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>”So, I’ve never seen something like you, tell me about yourself” she asked leaning slightly in towards you.
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>She seemed nice enough, so you continue to make idle chit-chat.
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>She had a horrible sense of humor; she kept laughing at stuff you said that really wasn’t funny.
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>Suddenly a stallion comes tromping up looking really annoyed, cheeks slightly puffed, and red in the face.
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>He starts bitching at the mare about “chatting up another piece of dick” and “is he not good enough”
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>You just chose to ignore them and continue sipping at you r beer
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>That is until you look over to the restroom and get a glassful of the mare’s beer in your face and all over your suit.
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>Wouldn’t have been a problem any other night, but it got all over your suit. Your suit.
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>Calmly turning around you see the stallion looking all smug, until you rise and put on your ass whooping face.
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>Before he can run you have him by the collar of his shirt and left back leg.
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>He screams and squirms around as you carry him towards the door.
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>You kick the door open and sling him outside.
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>”Honey, I think we should go” Fleur says, apparently finishing up when you were busy with the stallion.
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>Looking around you just notice the bar area has gone dead silent and a lot of the mares are furiously blushing.
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>Yeah, that may have been too much of a scene; even all those mares seem embarrassed for you.
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>You apologize, grab your coat, and head out the door with Fleur.
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>Feeling sorry that you essentially wasted half of the tickets you make sure Fleur knows you’re sorry.
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>Thankfully she is very understanding; she wanted to head home earlier anyway
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>She wanted some “other entertainment” she added with a wink.
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>Hell yeah, things turned out better than expected.
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Back at the Bar
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>The two mares sitting in a booth watched slack-jawed as Fleur’s husband just THREW out sunflower’s coltfriend.
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>Just wordlessly picked him up, carried him to the door, kicked said door open, and threw him.
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>Holy shit that was hot, the burning in your face and elsewhere had them going.
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>They made sure Fleur and her husband had left before starting the conversation.
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“Holy shit Mistdancer did you see that?”
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>”Yeah, he just did that.”
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“I wonder what he’s like in bed”
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>”Probably just as savage and strong”
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“Oh, why does Fleur get to have him all to herself? I’m sure there’s enough of him to go around”
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>”I don’t know, but you know the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.”
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“MMMmmmm, I wouldn’t mind finding that out for myself”
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Day Trophy husband in Equestria Mk. V
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>You are Anon, the ever faithful Husband to the charming pony supermodel Fleur De Leis
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>Today was another relaxing weekend day and Fleur insisted that day be spent at the beach.
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>You couldn't agree more, the beach was a great idea for a relaxing day.
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>Being the "homesteader" you normally are all the necessities were braught; umbrella, large cooler, chairs, towels, and even a small grill and charcoal.
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>Being still a bit too early to fire the grill up you decieded to go and build a sandcastle.
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>Fleur seemed to be asleep sunbathing on her towel so you let her be.
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>After finding a perfect spot and getting to work your castle is almost crushed by a mare running to catch a hoofball.
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>At least she didn’t give you a sand shower.
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>She looks down seeming to just notice you.
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“Sorry about that, ball just got away a bit.” She says almost in a pose.
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>”Its fine you didn’t mess it up any” you respond.
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“I’m Wind Whistler by the way, but you can call me Windy” extending her hoof
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>You grab her hoof and give it a firm shake, Papa always said make sure you have a firm handshake when introducing yourself “Anon”
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“You wanna throw it around with us?” she asks holding the ball out towards you
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>Why not, your castle wasn’t shaping up to be the best looking one.
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>You grab the ball, “Go long”
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>She and her two other friend go about 25ft away from you and all make really over pronounced jumping motions.
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>Wtf? You guess they want a fast one then, so you sling it.
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>Unfortunately Windy’s light blue friend doesn’t react in time and takes the ball hard to the chest.
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>It must have hurt a lot, but she takes it like a champ. You wonder why she’s acting so tough.
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>They were friendly enough, and seemed eager to impress you.
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>You continue to play with them for a while and lose track of time.
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>The sun starting to sink and your hunger remind you that it’s probably time to get back to your tent area.
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>You tell Windy you need to get back to your stuff and that they can come too for something to eat.
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>Getting back to your area saw Fleur already setting up the grill, damn she’s wonderful.
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>She looks up when she hears you approaching “Hey honey” and sees the mares behind you “Who’s your friends”
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>”We threw some hoofball on the beach, and they seemed friendly enough so I invited them to eat.”
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“Hi” Windy finally says, staring at Fleur
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>”That’s fine, they can join us.” Fleur states with a smile “Come here, I’ve barely seen you all day”
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>Waling over you give her a big hug, which she pulls out of and kisses you.
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>She kissed you pretty deeply in fact, it was nice but with company there you blushed a bit, PDAs where never your thing.
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>She hugs you again, and what you don’t see is her looking over at Windy, a coy smile on her face and winking ever so slightly.
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>You are Windy
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>And you are Pissed
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>It takes a lot to suppress you rage with Fleur’s stupid smile and wink
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>You know that look, it’s the ‘He’s all mine’ look
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>Fuck, you wanna get out of there so bad, but you don’t wanna seem like an asshole in front of Anon.
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>It’s been almost all day and you’re sure you were gaining ground with him
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>All it would have taken was a bit longer and like 2 beers at the bar this evening.
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>Now with his main Girl here all she’s gonna do is vag block you.
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>Fuck this.
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Trophy Husband Mk. VI
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>You are Anon, the caring husband of ever so admirable pony model Fleur De Leis.
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>Because of your wonderful relationship you were able to score tickets to a cruise Fleur had won.
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>Never been on a cruise before, should be wonderfully fun
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>Shows, bars, fine dining, weight room, the sights, and judging by her hints a little bit of motion in the ocean.
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>The cabin room was very nice; artfully furnished and rather spacious with a king sized bed.
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>First order of business, relax a bit on the deck with your wife.
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>Sun’s out guns out, sky’s out thighs out. Sunglasses on, yeah they mirin’
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>Help Fleur into a deck seat and wordlessly rub her down with sunscreen
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>”mmm, practicing for tonight?” she almost purrs
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>You smirk a bit at that, holding back the aww yeah and in a feat of total control keep your boner suppressed
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“Yeah, though don’t expect it to be just your back”
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>Later you are dressed pretty well, white shorts and a polo and Fleur in a nice summer dress
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>You are attending the dinner and a show tonight; you make sure to pull the chair out for Fleur.
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>All throughout the show she keep giving you the look and tapping your leg with her hoof
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>You two couldn’t get back to your room fast enough
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>The next day you are feeling like a million bucks, thoroughly relaxed and headed to breakfast
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>Pulling the chair out for Fleur you make sure her mimosa is filled first, and she is comfortable.
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>You take a flower out of the arrangement in the center of the table and put it in her hair.
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>”Thanks babe, I’m sure I look wonderful now.”
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>Laughing you two kiss.
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>Unaware of the looks you are getting from behind the flower arrangement at another table.
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>You are Fallbreeze, a young Pegasus with her 2 best girlfriends on what should be a wonderful vacation cruise.
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>Sitting at a breakfast table, you star at a pattern in the table cloth
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>Seriously contemplating whether or not it’s too early to start drinking
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>You don’t bother to talk as your friends’ gossip on.
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“Look at Him, totally at her feet”
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>”She makes him do everything, doesn’t she have any shame?”
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“What does she do to get a man take care of her so much?”
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>”I don’t know but look at him; tall, muscular, caring, able to wrap you in those strong arms and ju-
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“The perfect trophy husband?”
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>”yeah… I wonder how long he can last”
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“The amount of times she probably makes him do it? I’d say up to a minute even”
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>Now is your time to speak up
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“No”
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>Your friends look at you
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>”How would you know?”
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“Their room is right next to mine, believe me, it’s more than a minute”
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>You hold back tears as memories flash across your eyes and the sounds of last night fill your ears
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“It’s – It’s more than a minute”
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>You need a drink.
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Trophy Husband Mk. VII
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>You are Anon, the wonderful husband to the magnanimous pony super model Fleur de Leis
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>Currently enjoying wandering around the mall with her, she loved going out and you do what you can to make her happy
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>Lunch time rolls around and a stop at the food court is in order
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>Normally you let her pick the food as you go off to use the restroom and wash your hands
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>You sneak a glace behind you and see she goes to the Chinese food line, fuck yeah you love Chinese food.
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>A quick piss and a hand washing later you casually walk out of the restroom to find where your wife sat
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>A crowd nearby grabs your attention when you don’t spot her on your first scan
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>They are hooting and hollering like a bunch of high-schoolers watching a fight
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>Wait a minute, watching a fight, you can’t see Fleur, uh oh.
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>A surge of worry, panic and strength go through you as you effortlessly push through the crowd
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>Fleur and another mare are fuming at each other and it is hard to hear what they say over the crowd
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>All you can hear is “Smash her face in!, Fight! Fuck her up!”
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>Damn savages, wanting to see females get hurt like that.
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>Quickly you get between the two and grab hold of Fleur.
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>The other mare lunges in, intent to get a cheap shot in while Fleur is being held
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>You shoot your arm out and perfectly stiff arm her in the throat, effectively stone walling her attempt.
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>The crowd breaks up as you walk with Fleur away from the food court and to a nearby park
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>It takes a bit, but with Fleur sitting in your lap while you gently stroke her you are able to calm her down
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>You hate to see her so upset
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>She is visibly calmer and you both realize that you left your lunch in there
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>Heading home and stopping off at a street vendor you two cheered up again
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>She thanked you for helping her with that situation
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>But said she was still a bit tense and needed a way to “relive” more of it, Hell yeah you love this mare.
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Trophy Husband Mk. VIII
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You are Anon
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>The non-casual husband to the graceful pony supermodel Fleur de Leis
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>Today was a good day in more ways than one
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>First off you played basketball with some of your mates and fucked around and got a triple double
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>But now you and your wife are sitting in a stadium to watching a rousing game of pugby
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>It was exactly like rugby from back on earth, just with a P at the front; well that and only mares were playing.
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>Weird because it’s usually a rough sport
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>Maybe it’s like one of those novelty sports like lingerie football from back on earth.
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>Then again lots of mares in the stadium with a few stallions that stuck to them like glue.
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>Those guys need to calm down, it’s not like anyone is gonna attack their girls.
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>Suddenly one of those kiss-cams comes on the jumbo-tron and starts moving around the stadium.
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>It stops on a few couples and the stallions blush heavily and try to disappear by sinking lower in their seats
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>Sheesh what babies, man up and kiss your gals.
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>Then it settles on you and Fleur.
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>You look over at her with a huge grin and her at you with a small smile and a look that says “you sure?”
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>An eyebrow twitch is your response; give daddy some sugar.
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>She gives you a light, almost formal peck on the cheek and the crowd cheers a bit.
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>Nope
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>You pull her back in and lock lips with a deep passionate kiss.
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>The crowd whistles and cheers, maybe it was a bit too much putting Fleur on display like that.
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>Turning your attention back to the game field where the players are starting to take the field;
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>You don’t notice Fleur flash a huge smile and give the equivalent of thumbs up on screen.
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>The crowd cheers and whistles some more, Jeeze the game hasn’t restarted yet and already they are fired up.
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>Be Mahogany, the hard working carpenter mare at the pugby game with your friends.
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>And holy shit, the kiss cam stopped on That bitch and her clam-jammer of a husband!
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>You remember when he came into your shop looking for a large night stand.
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>His stature, his voice, his scent
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>It was almost intoxicating, and you definitely wanted to jump on that dick.
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>Just be friendly and casually ask him out right before he leaves.
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>He browsed around for a bit all the while you tagged along and eyed him up
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>He finally chose a table, you insisted you help, well you wanted to show off what those gym session had done.
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>But he picked it up no problem, mmm you like em strong.
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>Right after he purchased it, SHE came in and you heard those dreadful words
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>”Hey honey, were you able to find what you wanted?”
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>Damn it, that fine piece of dick was already taken.
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>You stare daggers at her, and she just smiles back.
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>She fucking knows what you had on your mind
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>And as if to rub it in she walked up to him and kissed him right there ending with a hug.
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>Never breaking eye contact with you she speaks up
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>”I’m getting worn out honey, lets head home. I need to relax”
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>emphasis on the relax
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>And now here she was showing him off once again
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>Fuck her
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Trophy Husband Mk.IX Christmas Edition
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Be Anon
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>the ravishingly handsome husbando to the near perfect pony model Fleur De Lies
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>and right now you are attending a lovely hearthswarming eve ball (you like to think of it as a christmas party)
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>on top of that everyone gets to dress up
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>Fleur wanted to go as a reindeer, you shot that idea down before it was off the ground
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>Took you long enough to be comfortable getting it on with horses, lets not push it just yet
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>besides that tigress attack on your zebfrica safari really didn't help, but you digress. that story is for another day
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>So instead you explained your Christmas Holiday experience and who santa klaus was.
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>what he did and where he lived with mrs klaus.
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>she loved it and that is how you got matching red outfits that even you were impressed with how they turned out
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>It must have been unusual fashion though, judging by all the glares you were getting from other mares
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>good thing you talked her out of that reindeer idea, there are like 4 other couples like that
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>It was a fun party, socialize a bit, drink a bit (gotta love them peppermint schnapps)
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>she was very close and lovey-dovey, must have been the holiday spirit.
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>as you leave the party pulls you a bit closer "so santa, you going to give me a present when we get home"
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>a quick peck on the cheek and a soft bat with her tail is provided to ensure you understand what she means
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>as if she needed to
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>Seems like tonight is going to be a not very silent one
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Be Cloudburst
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>And be annoyed, very annoyed
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>you went to this chirstmas dress up ball with your husband Monsoon in costume
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>Costumes that he assured you no one else would be wearing, that you would stand out as unique and the best
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>a reindeer and ice spirit, practically the same one 3 other couples were wearing
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>Not only were they similar, they were better than the ones you and Monsoon had on
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>and by Celestia he would not shut up about how they "stole" his costume idea and how he wears it better
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>ugly costume with husband naggin in ear, at least you can get hammered off the peppermint schnapps
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>Taking another drink you look up and see THEM
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>Ug, Fleur and her "perfect" husband in matching outfits
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>Glare daggers at them, its all you can really do in public
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>she looks back and sees you, thats right im staring
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>she smirks, pulls him in for a quick kiss on the cheek, then picks up a peppermint stick and gives it a long lick
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>all while not breaking eye contact with you
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>yeah she's gonna get some tonight
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