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                                            Author: Gryphanon
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                                            Pastebin URL: dSbQPTHv.html
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                                            Date: Jan 6th, 2016
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                                            Based loosely on events in http://pastebin.com/gBdV1s63 (https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Axe_Anon_II)
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                                            Mk.I
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                                            Be Victoria the Sheila roo
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                                            >or Vic for short
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                                            >a very competent big game hunter and tracker who migrated to canterlot from Ausland
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                                            >one who now spends her time organizing and directing safaris and nature trips
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                                            >great dosh off all these posh cunts who's idea of a "great outing" is a weekend in the woods
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                                            >the door bell rings and you put down the manual you were reading for a new net gun
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                                            >time to deal with more uneducaded di... oh its the royalty.
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                                            >Both princesses come waltzing through the door
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                                            >be polite, be respectful, have a plan
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                                            >and hopefully they tip you real good
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                                            "G'day princesses, how can I be of service?
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                                            >The princess's horn glows a sec and you hear the front door lock
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                                            >"There is a small, task we ask of you. and we also request that it remains on a need-to-know level"
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                                            >oooo, secret mission, those tend to fetch a pretty penny
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                                            "Im all ears"
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                                            >"There is a certain, someone, that we need brought in and unfortunately he has been pretty apt at evading our efforts"
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                                            >wait, HE? woah, this just got really kinky really fast.
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                                            >did they find some bloke with a kidnap/rape fetish?
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                                            >WEIRD, well at lest they'll probably pay extra
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                                            "Interesting, what can you tell me about this...HE
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                                            >"How long do you have?"
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                                            "I can clear my schedule"
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                                            Mk.II
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                                            Be Vic
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                                            >and be sitting in your office later that evening surfing the pony net, drinking coffee, and brainstorming
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                                            >earlier that day the princesses approached you with a business proposition
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                                            >They wanted a certain someone, well certain MALE brought it quietly
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                                            >They made you an offer you couldn't refuse
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                                            >The pay, being able to form your own team, the RoE
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                                            >All for just wrangling in this one bloke, its going to be an absolute cake walk.
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                                            >Time to get you and the gals together
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                                            >You pick up the phone and start punching in the numbers
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                                            Mk. III
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                                            Be Clairise the Minotaur
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                                            >Or Clair as you would prefer
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                                            >and be relaxing in your house after a hard day in the workshop beating down some iron and steel
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                                            >Reading over the newspaper and sipping scotch when your phone rings
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                                            >Odd, too late to be business
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                                            "Clairise speaking, who is this"
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                                            >"Guess who?"
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                                            >You know that voice anywhere, its Vic.
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                                            >She normally calls before din-din, something is afoot
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                                            "Its pretty late for you to call, Vic. what's up?"
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                                            >"are you alone?"
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                                            >well well well, looks like it isn't too late for business after all
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                                            "Aye, go on"
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                                            >"You wouldn't believe who stopped by my shop with a job that needs doin"
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                                            >you roll your eyes, not in the mood for tall tales
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                                            "royalty"
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                                            >"bingo"
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                                            >oh, you didn't expect to be right. this is interesting ideed
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                                            >"so, how open are you in the next few days?"
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                                            "It not going to be hard to clear my schedule"
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                                            >"good, now listen up"
 
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