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Gryphanon - [RGRE] On the Hunt

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Created: 18th December 2020 08:24:46 AM

  1. Author: Gryphanon
  2. Pastebin URL: dSbQPTHv.html
  3. Date: Jan 6th, 2016
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  7.  
  8. Mk.I
  9.  
  10. Be Victoria the Sheila roo
  11. >or Vic for short
  12. >a very competent big game hunter and tracker who migrated to canterlot from Ausland
  13. >one who now spends her time organizing and directing safaris and nature trips
  14. >great dosh off all these posh cunts who's idea of a "great outing" is a weekend in the woods
  15. >the door bell rings and you put down the manual you were reading for a new net gun
  16. >time to deal with more uneducaded di... oh its the royalty.
  17. >Both princesses come waltzing through the door
  18. >be polite, be respectful, have a plan
  19. >and hopefully they tip you real good
  20. "G'day princesses, how can I be of service?
  21. >The princess's horn glows a sec and you hear the front door lock
  22. >"There is a small, task we ask of you. and we also request that it remains on a need-to-know level"
  23. >oooo, secret mission, those tend to fetch a pretty penny
  24. "Im all ears"
  25. >"There is a certain, someone, that we need brought in and unfortunately he has been pretty apt at evading our efforts"
  26. >wait, HE? woah, this just got really kinky really fast.
  27. >did they find some bloke with a kidnap/rape fetish?
  28. >WEIRD, well at lest they'll probably pay extra
  29. "Interesting, what can you tell me about this...HE
  30. >"How long do you have?"
  31. "I can clear my schedule"
  32.  
  33.  
  34. Mk.II
  35.  
  36. Be Vic
  37. >and be sitting in your office later that evening surfing the pony net, drinking coffee, and brainstorming
  38. >earlier that day the princesses approached you with a business proposition
  39. >They wanted a certain someone, well certain MALE brought it quietly
  40. >They made you an offer you couldn't refuse
  41. >The pay, being able to form your own team, the RoE
  42. >All for just wrangling in this one bloke, its going to be an absolute cake walk.
  43. >Time to get you and the gals together
  44. >You pick up the phone and start punching in the numbers
  45.  
  46.  
  47. Mk. III
  48.  
  49. Be Clairise the Minotaur
  50. >Or Clair as you would prefer
  51. >and be relaxing in your house after a hard day in the workshop beating down some iron and steel
  52. >Reading over the newspaper and sipping scotch when your phone rings
  53. >Odd, too late to be business
  54. "Clairise speaking, who is this"
  55. >"Guess who?"
  56. >You know that voice anywhere, its Vic.
  57. >She normally calls before din-din, something is afoot
  58. "Its pretty late for you to call, Vic. what's up?"
  59. >"are you alone?"
  60. >well well well, looks like it isn't too late for business after all
  61. "Aye, go on"
  62. >"You wouldn't believe who stopped by my shop with a job that needs doin"
  63. >you roll your eyes, not in the mood for tall tales
  64. "royalty"
  65. >"bingo"
  66. >oh, you didn't expect to be right. this is interesting ideed
  67. >"so, how open are you in the next few days?"
  68. "It not going to be hard to clear my schedule"
  69. >"good, now listen up"
/RGRE/

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