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/FlutterRape/ 3: Operation Doppelganger

By BlondieAnon
Created: 2020-10-22 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-01-09 17:43:57
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  1. >Be Anon
  2. >Fluttershy's absolutely unusual outfit and her bold declaration has left you more than a little dazed
  3. >It feels like the second half of your shift lasted forever
  4. >Rainbow Dash was shocked by your less than perfect response
  5. >What were you supposed to do?
  6. >Fluttershy did look cute
  7. >And her words were pretty serious
  8. >As serious as a squeaky, weird pony could be
  9. >By the time you finished with work, Rainbow was at the entrance, pacing back and forth as if she were waiting on a surgery update
  10. "Hey Dash, you alright?"
  11. >She stops her hooves up to you
  12. >"You moron, how could you have let Fluttershy do that to you?!"
  13. "Do what?"
  14. >"YOU SAID 'you too', WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"
  15. >Since when does she care?
  16. "What was I supposed to say?"
  17. >"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT YOU..."
  18. >She trails off, her face scrunching hard
  19. >"YOU... IDIOT!"
  20. >With that, she gallops out of the hospital and takes flight
  21. >Surely drawn to the noise, you can hear Home Remedy chuckling from behind you
  22. >"Marefriend troubles already? I take it that lunch wasn't as fun as it usually is?"
  23. >You sigh
  24. "Too fun, I think. A mutual friend stopped by dressed up like... woof."
  25. >You shake your head, hefting your basket
  26. >She snorts
  27. >"So a 'mutual friend', which was a mare, interrupted your lovers' lunch and you went 'woof' at it? I'd be angry too."
  28. "I didn't know romance was a thing back during the age of the dinosaurs."
  29. >"Hey, you don't need my advice I'm sure... but if you care? Go find and make it up to her. I don't recall you walking in with that basket and you never leave your little fruity things behind."
  30. "Yeah... she did bring lunch, didn't she..."
  31. >And she dropped it like a bomb onto your head
  32. "Well... I guess I'm off then. I hope this is easy to fix up."
  33. >"Nothing worth keeping is ever easy, Anon! You remember that next time you're gawking at any random mare!"
  34. >She's a pain in your ass
  35. >But she has a point
  36. >But she's a pegasus
  37. >Where could you find her, if she doesn't want to be found?
  38.  
  39. >Be Rainbow Dash
  40. >Seeing the dumb look on Anon's face was almost enough to make you cry
  41. >How could he possibly be fine with Fluttershy coming onto him so blatantly?!
  42. >What about her?
  43. >How did she learn to put together such an outfit that left him speechless?!
  44. >You've done a few things that really wowed him but nothing that caused that sort of reaction
  45. >You only have one answer
  46. >She didn't set that up on her own
  47. >She isn't smart enough to
  48. >She doesn't know Anon well enough
  49. >She doesn't have the fashion sense to-
  50. >FASHION SENSE
  51. >Rather than retreating to the clouds, you break wind to Rarity's parlor
  52. >You zoom through an open window
  53. >And tumble into a set of purple drapes that get caught on your face
  54. >You tumble into a noisy mass of feathers and fabric
  55. >"Good lord, what has gotten into you?!"
  56. >Rarity magics the curtains off of your face
  57. >You can hardly see her
  58. >You aren't crying
  59. >You're not
  60. >But you just have precipitation in your eyes
  61. "Rarity!"
  62. >You hiccup
  63. "Fluttershy has crossed the line! I can't believe her!"
  64. >The shock on her face is terrible
  65. >"Darling, what happened? Here, dry your eyes and tell me what she's done."
  66. >You lean into the floating fabric
  67. >And sneeze as hard as you can
  68. >"Oh my... that isn't what I meant but don't stop now I suppose..."
  69. >Your system cleared, you stamp your hoof down
  70. "Fluttershy showed up at lunch when I was eating with Anon and she looked like some sort of stupid nerd and he was unable to resist her and now she's trying to tempt him into a date and now that he's going to go on a date with her he's not going to ever go out on a date with ME and it's not like we go out but we spend so much time together and she's bogarting in on-"
  71. >The face on Rarity turns from shock, to concern, to mild disdain, to overt disgust
  72. >"...Oh my word, Rarity, this can't be about Anon."
  73. "IT IS!"
  74. >She looks at you like how you looked at Scootaloo when you first saw that she couldn't fly
  75. >It wasn't a look of pity
  76. >But you just wished that she could've done better with herself
  77. >"...oh dear... you really shouldn't waste tears on that... creature."
  78. >The only part that clicks in your head is that you shouldn't waste tears
  79. >Something else clicks into place
  80. "...Wait a minute... you're right."
  81. >Another something clicks into place
  82. "You're right!"
  83. >A look of relief washes over the girly unicorn
  84. >"Well I'm glad you've come to your senses, darling. Now, would you want to join me for some tea? We can take your mind off of-"
  85. "Rarity! I need your help with something super important!"
  86. >"...or we can not and you can just interrupt me..."
  87. >She mumbles under her breath
  88. >"Very well, Rainbow Dash. What may I help you with?"
  89. "Dress me up like you did Fluttershy! I know you're the only pony in Ponyville who has that power!"
  90. >Your words seep into Rarity's head
  91. >Moment by moment, you see her relief turn to a fine mix of terror and pain
  92. >"Y... you can't be serious."
  93. "I'm deadly serious!"
  94. >"...P-please, I implore you..."
  95. "You can plore me later, I need to fight fire with fire and show her that she can't just headbutt her way in by being nice and dressing like... a... uh..."
  96. >Your words escape you
  97. >Your brain was going so fast your mouth didn't know how to catch up
  98. "...what was she dressing up as, anyway?"
  99. >"A tryhard amateur with low social skills, low sense of self and far too much to prove for someone who could never be worth such indignation."
  100. "...So a nerd."
  101. >"Yes, darling. A type of nerd that comes from Anon's homeland. Please don't make me relive the memories of him blathering on about such vile walking crimes against fashion and self-respect."
  102. >You've always made fun of nerds
  103. >You're not a nerd
  104. >You're cool
  105. >But
  106. >Anon likes nerds, evidently
  107. >You aren't a nerd
  108. >But
  109. >Anon likes nerds
  110. >You feel your pulse quicken
  111. >Adrenaline spikes
  112. >You're ready for this competition
  113. >Though you're stoking your fire of courage on the inside, Rarity looks at you with grave concern
  114. >"...You've gone pale! Are you alright?"
  115. "Make me a nerd."
  116. >Rarity blinks
  117. >Hard
  118. >"Come again?"
  119. "Make me a nerd, Rarity!"
  120. >"Please, calm down and-"
  121. "I'M GONNA BE THE COOLEST NERD EVER, TRY TO STOP ME!"
  122. >"Oh Celestia please strike me down... very well. But if you say anything about Anon's yogurt or something else vile, I'm going to knit the most beautiful noose and hang myself."
  123. "What's vile about it? I had some this morning and even more for lunch."
  124. >You follow a borderline weeping Rarity into her corner of mirrors
  125. >Just wait, Anon!
  126. >You're gonna be the coolest nerd ever!
  127.  
  128. >Being the only human in Equestria wasn't too bad
  129. >It was easy to tower over ponies and get discounts
  130. >Discounts on vanilla, cinnamon, and other higher tier ingredients
  131. >And even a nice bag to carry them in
  132. >Rainbow Dash may have overreacted
  133. >But you still want to make it up to her
  134. >She likes her usual flavors
  135. >Maybe she'd like something new
  136. >You could try to make something more complex than yogurt
  137. >...
  138. >Nah
  139. >Yogurt's good enough
  140. >You expected her to be at home but going off of the lack of noise, she must be somewhere else
  141. "Ah... dammit Dash..."
  142. >You head to your kitchen directly, wanting to keep your inspiration
  143. >You could try to shave off cinnamon into a current jar
  144. >You could also try to include a little something else...
  145. >You focus so much on your modifications that you don't even notice a pony behind you
  146. >"Um... Anon?"
  147. "Eh? Dash, hold on, I'm gonn... wait."
  148. >That doesn't sound like the little dork
  149. >You turn and see a yellow pegasus dressed up with a hoodie, tube socks, and massive glasses
  150. >Due to the angle, the pony's eyes look massive
  151. >You scream at the sight
  152. >She screams back
  153. >You scream louder
  154. >And immediately stop halfway through your throat rending roar of feminine terror
  155. "Oh... hey Shy. Jesus, those glasses sure are something, aren't they..."
  156. >She blushes and giggles to herself
  157. >"I'm so glad you like them. They are a little heavy, and I am finding it difficult to see through them... neat girls from your world sure are different."
  158. "Neet girls?"
  159. >"Yes, Anon. Do you think I'm neat?"
  160. >You're not completely sure if she's talking about what you're talking about
  161. >She doesn't have a job
  162. >She is alright
  163. >You shrug
  164. "Well sure, I think you're neet."
  165. >The quiet squee she makes is cute
  166. >But it continues for a few seconds too long and starts to sound like a balloon losing air
  167. >You wait until her breath finally runs out before speaking
  168. "...so what's up?"
  169. >After a short, frantic inhale, Fluttershy sways her head back and forth
  170. >"I'm here because I would like to spend time with you!"
  171. >Like a brick to the head, you recall exactly what she said at lunch
  172. "O-oh... yeah... of course."
  173. >You scramble to finish up your jar and quickly hide everything from possible view
  174. >She can't find out your methods
  175. "W-well that's nice and all... but... well, Rainbow Dash and I were going to..."
  176. >Think of something she'd never do
  177. "...play Ogres & Oubliettes. She's a big nerd like that, you know."
  178. >"She is? Oh my, I never knew!"
  179. "Oh, sh'yeah, for sure. I don't think you'd ever-"
  180. >"I love that game!"
  181. >Wait, what?
  182. "...really?"
  183. >"Absolutely! A nerdy pony like me, uh..."
  184. >She frowns, stumbling over her words
  185. >"I, um, I love to roll the dice! And... defeat... evil... things?"
  186. >She smiles as wide as possible
  187. >For some inexplicable reason
  188. >You don't believe her
  189. "Well... alright. Cool. Want to... uh... help me set things up?"
  190. >If Dash doesn't stop by soon, this is going to turn goofy
  191. >You did actually manage to get her to play it once
  192. >She got distracted every few minutes and you gave up once she made it clear that she'd rather wrestle you instead
  193. >Somewhere along the way, a lot of that rough housing turned amorous
  194. >Affectionate, even
  195. >Must be some greater reason for it
  196. "Well... let's get set up in the living room. A man's kitchen is no place for a pony."
  197. >While you aren't sure about setting this up, maybe it would be cool to have another person to play with
  198. >Maybe she'll take it more seriously than Dash
  199. >These human-styled clothes were a little warm after a while
  200. >But you kept them on for Anon's sake
  201. >You snuck into his house to wander around and get a good layout of everything
  202. >Mister Iguana did a very good job, even if he couldn't tell you anything
  203. >But for this, you would have to get your own hooves dirty!
  204. >So to speak
  205. >You've see Anon looking at hooves before
  206. >You don't want them too dirty
  207. >Just in case
  208. "I'll go sit myself into the living room! Please, do not rush for my sake Anon!"
  209. >You prance to the living room, humming a joyous tune
  210. >You calmed yourself down in his bathroom while he was away, so you are at max level of energy!
  211. >Only after three steps into the living room do you freeze
  212. >You see something that makes your heart stop
  213. >Your eyes water
  214. >And your stomach drop
  215. >Trotting into the living room, from outside
  216. >It's Rainbow Dash!
  217. >But seeing your friend, of course, isn't what makes you feel so dreadfully bad
  218. >It's the fact that she looks so... questionably unique
  219. >Almost like what you're wearing!
  220. >Her rough, colorful mane has been combed and frozen in place to make it look fluffy, and neatly combed
  221. >And really big
  222. >A checkered red and white blouse is fitted to her near perfectly
  223. >A pair of unusually large bead bracelets are on her legs
  224. >And
  225. >Oh my
  226. >Is she wearing... a retainer?
  227. >She huffs, inhaling with some effort
  228. >She sees you and immediately strikes a triumphant pose
  229. >Your eyes widen
  230. >She even has a little checkered ribbon tying the neck of her blouse together
  231. >The fabric looks so long it could almost be a dress!
  232. "O-oh... hello Rainbow Dash... w-w-what may I ask are you up to today?"
  233. >Rainbow Dash tries to breath through her nose, but seems too worked up to be able to keep her composure
  234. >"I know your plan! I thee right through you! Anon ith mine!"
  235. >That lisp
  236. >The unmistakable fashion that would turn the head of any stallion
  237. >The mentioning of Anon being hers!
  238. >Did she go to Rarity too?!
  239. >How did she know Anon's type?
  240. "I... Rainbow Dash..."
  241. >"Whath'a matter? Sthared? Afraid you can't thop me?"
  242. >She inhales through her mouth, sucking up a bit of saliva
  243. >The retainer certainly is more a cosmetic item than anything else
  244. >It doesn't even really look like it fits her!
  245. "I... I would never! But... Anon sayd 'you too'... and Rainbow Dash, I believe that this is my chance to really make him happy. I would appreciate it ever so much if you let me make him happy."
  246. >You pour your heart into a speech and smile at her
  247. >"Sthut up! Anon ith mine and you can't sthop me!"
  248. >How could she do this?
  249. >She may have been friends with Anon for longer than you
  250. >But you love him!
  251. >And you've gone through all of this effort to look like the type of girl that he likes!
  252. >And she's just... stealing the idea!
  253. >Worse, she's a...
  254. >Your blood turns to ice
  255. >She's acting just like a changling
  256. >Acting like a
  257. >A...
  258. >A doppelganger!
  259. >This is terrible!
  260. >An alarm going off in your head, you stammer out your line in the sand
  261. "R-rainbow Dash... if you do this, I will have no choice but to show Anon that I'm serious! And I am!"
  262. >"Sthut up!"
  263. "I completely mean it! I will not stop until he's happy and content with his new life in Ponyville!"
  264. >"Sthut up!"
  265. >Her refutations are rock solid
  266. >Before you can warn her even more sternly, Anon walks in with a large container held up high
  267. >"Alright... we have everything we need! I checked and my favorite dice are still here so we can-"
  268. >He lowers the box and sees not you, but Rainbow Dash
  269. >He lets out a ferocious, mare-ticklingly masculine scream of what you could only presume would be horror
  270. >Rainbow Dash raises her eyebrows at him with a bold come hither
  271. >"Hey sthethy. Like the look?"
  272. >That does it!
  273. >This... doppelganger isn't Rainbow Dash at all!
  274. >She's a thief!
  275. >Though you haven't had time to really make a plan and you aren't even sure if you should do anything but ignore her, you can't let this go on!
  276. >Once more into the breach, Fluttershy
  277. >You can do this
  278. >Operation Doppelganger can not fail!
  279.  
  280. >"That's... that's definitely a look for you, Dash."
  281. >Rainbow Dash gives you a smug look and nods
  282. >"I thought you'd like it. What's sthee doing here, anyway?"
  283. >She points an accusatory hoof at you, plastic beads rattling
  284. >They don't even fit her!
  285. >It looks like a few rubber bands connect from her leg to the bracelet, giving it a loose look
  286. >This masterwork touch could only be the work of Rarity!
  287. >How could she help her like this?!
  288. >A growing panic subsides when Anon shrugs and puts down the container
  289. >It looks like it hasn't been used in ages, there's so much dust on the lid
  290. >"Well..."
  291. >He sighs
  292. >"I... uh, planned for us to play some Ogres & Oubliettes. And it seems like Fluttershy's a fan. So I was thinking all of us could play?"
  293. >"Ogresth & Ooblyesthsth?! That game isth for..."
  294. >Rainbow Dash's eyes go wide, like something clicked
  295. >"Nerdsth..."
  296. >This is your moment to shine, Fluttershy
  297. >"Oh Anon, I love this game! I could play it with you all day long and not even need a break outside of going to the bathroom!"
  298. >And not even that, if Anon wanted!
  299. >That makes him happy
  300. >"Well alright! I've never gotten much of a chance to do that stuff here so... well, it's nice to start back up."
  301. >He sits down on the floor and pops off the lid, casually chucking it to the side
  302. >The box is full of half-scribbled character sheets, pages full of small drawings and even a little notebook
  303. "Ohh, what's in the notebook Ano-"
  304. >As you reach for it, his lightning quick hand grabs your hoof
  305. >"That... is a DM's secret."
  306. >Your face grows warm
  307. >You bet his quick hands could do a lot of things if they could grab you so quickly and easily
  308. >Almost like a predator grabbing a poor little...
  309. >Oh Fluttershy, you can't let yourself get out of control so soon!
  310. >Especially not with Rainbow Dash watching!
  311. >...or could you?
  312. >As if she could read your mind, Rainbow Dash stops up and swats your hoof away from Anon's hand
  313. >"ALRIGHT STHOP THAT RIGHT NOW. I'M GONNA PLAY WITH BOTH OF YOU AND I'M GONNA WIN!"
  314. >Her outburst brings you back to reality
  315. >Quite rudely, if you are to be honest
  316. >"Rainbow Dash, I told you before, it isn't about winning. It's about adventure! Risk! Danger and rewards unimaginable!"
  317. >"Risthkth, huh..."
  318. >She gives you a dirty, less smug look
  319. >"Alright..."
  320. >The man shoos both of you back, setting out the pieces
  321. >"Right... so, since we have a new player and it's been months since Dash and I played, we're gonna start something new. We have pre-made characters based off of class archetypes, and a stock adventure that can lead to a greater campaign..."
  322. >Once he starts talking about more detailed, advanced things, your eyes start to glaze over
  323. >By Celestia is his handsome
  324. >How did he ever become friends with Rainbow Dash?
  325. >Why didn't he make friends with you?
  326. >He must like wings
  327. >Your wings are bigger than Rainbow Dash's
  328. >You really aren't as fast as her
  329. >Your fur is fluffier too
  330. >Your hair is bigger than hers and it's naturally like that
  331. >You have a bigger mouth too
  332. >She never yawns all that big
  333. >You do
  334. >Maybe you could show Anon your tongue that way
  335. >If you could get a few more moments of private time, you could-
  336. >"-tershy!"
  337. >You shake your head and snap to
  338. "Y-yes? I'm ever so sorry Anon, could you repeat yourself?
  339. >"I said, what character do you want to run with?"
  340. >You blink repeatedly
  341. "Oh my... I... um... I couldn't possibly decide with there being so many wonderful options!"
  342. >Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes
  343. >"Sthhhhuuuuure you can't..."
  344. >Anon shrugs
  345. >"Alright, Druid it is. What do you want your animal companion to be?"
  346. >You gasp
  347. >He knows you so well!
  348. "Oh my, how true to life! I will choose..."
  349. >He idly nods and slides you your character sheet
  350. >There are a selection of eight animals
  351. >No bunny
  352. >An eagle!
  353. "I will choose the eagle! He can help me find things, he can fly with me, and-"
  354. >"He specializes in tearing enemies with his talons and tends to feed off of small animals. Watch out if you ever enter a crowded area, alright?"
  355. "Oh my..."
  356. >You really weren't expecting that
  357. >Rainbow Dash gets up on her hind hooves and flexes with her front legs
  358. >"Well you can keep your sthilly animalsth, I am a sthrong barbarian! Rainbow Sthmasth!"
  359. >Anon snorts at her
  360. >"Rainbow 'Sthmasth'? What, should I dock you for speech checks?"
  361. >Rainbow Dash falters
  362. >"T-that'sth notn fair!"
  363. >"Not really. You do that, I could give you a bonus on your attack rolls so you're more likely to hit your enemies."
  364. >It takes a second too long for it to click in her head but she hops in place and poses even more
  365. >"RAINBOW STHMASTH!"
  366. >"Atta girl... so that'll be a minus two for all speech checks but a plus two for all attack rolls. But given your stats, it's not like you'd win a popularity contest as is."
  367. >"STHMAAASTH!"
  368. >Rainbow Dash roars triumphantly
  369. >She is really fast
  370. >But Applejack showed her how weak she was compared to an earth pony that was all muscle
  371. "Don't worry, Rainbow Dash. You can be the strong brute, I will charm everyone and make sure we'll have a lot of friends."
  372. >"STHMAAAAAAST-"
  373. >In the middle of her battlecry, something flew out of her mouth
  374. >And hit Anon right on his face!
  375. >It's her retainer
  376. >You watch both Anon's stone faced expression of minor discomfort
  377. >And Rainbow Dash's soul leave her body
  378. >"I... I'm sorry Anon..."
  379. >The retainer falls off of his face and lands on the notebook with a soft, wet splat
  380. >"...don't worry about it. I'll get you back tonight."
  381. "Oh my..."
  382. >Whatever that means, it can't sound good!
  383.  
  384. >O&O is such an adventurous game!
  385. >You've had adventures before, but never far from Ponyville
  386. >Except maybe that one time with the dragon
  387. >Anon led you and Rainbow Dash into a giant castle!
  388. >One filled with gigantic walking suits of armor, perilous ledges to sneak over, and even little bonfires that restored health!
  389. >It plays out almost like a siege, with Rainbow Dash being your guardian while you act as an ambassador
  390. >You still have to fight, but your specific goal is to try to make peace with the princess of the castle
  391. >Rainbow Dash, insisting on being called Rainbow Smash, has her own personal goal of getting stronger
  392. >The only thing that you feel isn't fair is that you can't just fly over everything
  393. >When mentioning that, Anon warned that you might be turned into a pincushion!
  394. >He's serious, like it might actually happen
  395. >"Alright... seems like both of you avoided the archers and snuck in through a window. You're in the castle now!"
  396. >"Sthmasthh!"
  397. >Rainbow Dash, while still dressed up, put back in her retainer
  398. >You know that she's not doing it for herself
  399. >She's doing it for Anon
  400. >Who would do such a thing just to capture someone's attention?
  401. >You adjust the heavy glasses on your face and clear your throat
  402. "I... um... is there someone to talk to?"
  403. >"Good question. Your eyes dart around, hooked on adrenaline, and you find... an injured stallion!"
  404. >"I finisthh him off!"
  405. >Rainbow Dash is just looking for experience, but you interject
  406. >You're a very kind mare, you couldn't hurt an already hurt pony
  407. "Rainbow, no! Anon, I, I, I do a heal check! We have to save him!"
  408. >"Why?! We don't even know who he isth!"
  409. >Anon nods to himself
  410. >"That is true... you heal him, he may turn on you."
  411. >You aren't so easily swayed
  412. "No, I am absolutely sure. I roll to try to heal him!"
  413. >You lean over to find the right dice
  414. >These glasses sure are awkward to use
  415. "Um..."
  416. >"Blue one, Shy."
  417. "Y-yes, of course..."
  418. >You really can't see anything through these unless you're at the right angle
  419. >You tilt your head to the side and pluck the mostly-blue one between your hooves
  420. >You awkwardly shake yourself back and forth and drop the dice
  421. >It counts as a roll
  422. >"It is..."
  423. >Anon leans over unexpectedly to see the result
  424. >He's so close he's almost near your face!
  425. >You lean against him but it's too slow and too late
  426. >Oh Fluttershy, you failed your Reflex save...
  427. >"Alright, you succeed, but just barely. You patch up the stallion, who looks to be... not even a soldier. But some sort of waiter? Servant? Whoever he is, he isn't a combatant."
  428. >"I angrily asthk him what he knowsth!"
  429. >Rainbow Dash growls through her retainer
  430. >She seems like she's adapting pretty well to sounding so funny
  431. >What's weird is that she keeps making certain faces at Anon
  432. >And he seems to like them
  433. >"Alright... you stomp down your hooves in a threatening manner and demand that he answer who he is and what he's doing there."
  434. >"Yeah! Tell usth!"
  435. >"He says that he was shot by... the castle's own archers! Though there is no arrow in him, the wound looked accurate to a puncture. He says that they went crazy for some reason... and their eyes started glowing."
  436. >Anon looks at Rainbow Dash
  437. >Then at you
  438. >You feel a tingly shiver go down your spine to your flank
  439. "W... why did that happen?"
  440. >Anon shrugs
  441. >"The stallion shrugs. He had never even seen that happen. He certainly never saw a unicorn before today, too..."
  442. >"That'sth it! Tell usth about the unicorn!"
  443. >You're a little surprised at how quickly Rainbow Dash is getting into this
  444. >"He says that he doesn't know. She showed up one day without an invite, sought council with the princess and... everything else fell apart. The siege turned violent."
  445. >This sounds awfully serious for a game
  446. "Could he... show us a safe way to get to the unicorn?"
  447. >Anon shrugs, putting his arms up
  448. >"After nearly dying? The stallion is proud to hide until it all blows over. While he appreciates your aid, he knows he'll die if he sticks his neck out."
  449. >You slump down
  450. "Oh... I'm sorry... well, he should stay safe. We'll make sure that everyone is ok."
  451. >"Or we'll sthmasth them up if they get in our way!"
  452. >"By the way, Fluttershy add fifty experience for healing the guy."
  453. >You gasp
  454. "Really? But that means I'll have more than Rainbow Da..er... Smash!"
  455. >"Sure, that's for healing someone and figuring out what's going on. For a diplomat like yourself, it could lead to peace that much sooner."
  456. >That compliment fills you with courage
  457. >He must be impressed with you!
  458. >You puff your chest out, beaming
  459. >You don't want to rub it in
  460. >But you are happy with yourself
  461. >Rainbow Dash scoffs
  462. >It sounds funny coming from her due to her retainer
  463. >Where did she even get that?
  464. >"It's just fifty exchperiencthe. We both sthill got a long way to level up."
  465. >You don't really know what that means but you think she's just trying to save face
  466. >She may be dressed up like you, but you're still turning Anon's head more!
  467. >Scouring the castle takes longer than you thought
  468. >Combat is difficult and requires a lot of thinking on your behalf
  469. >Rainbow Dash is doing fine but you find yourself hiding a lot or refusing to attack through your staff or your eagle
  470. >After knocking out another pair of guards, Anon cracks his knuckles and smiles
  471. >"Well... that sounds like a good way to pause things for tonight."
  472. >Tonight?
  473. "Anon, why stop now? It's only..."
  474. >You look outside
  475. >It's hard to see through these glasses
  476. >You push them up and squint out the window
  477. >By Luna, the sun is already down!
  478. "Oh my! Anon, I'm sorry! I didn't know how late it was!"
  479. >"Nah, don't worry about it. I had fun. Playing with more people is awesome."
  480. >He scoops up some papers, cleaning things up for the night
  481. >"Also, both of you add three hundred experience. Between combat and clue gathering, both of you guys are close to leveling up."
  482. >"Alright, sthuccesththh!"
  483. >Rainbow Dash punches the air with her hoof, the bracelet rattling
  484. "Oh, thank you! I will do my best!"
  485. >Once everything is put away, Anon lays down on the floor, on his back
  486. >"Aw man... today was awesome. Thank you, both of you."
  487. >This is your chance, Fluttershy!
  488. >You immediately scoot yourself to his side, beaming
  489. "I am happy I made your day so wonderful, Anon! I couldn't be happier if I could spend every day like this!"
  490. >You feel a hand on your head
  491. >He's petting you!
  492. >Anon is petting your head!
  493. >The surprise attention makes you bite your lip and clench down on every muscle you have
  494. >You couldn't possibly spray his floor so early in your relationship!
  495. >Rainbow Dash growls and occupies Anon's other side
  496. >She lays at his side and puts her head on his stomach
  497. >"Anon... isn't it time that Fluttershy goes home for the night?"
  498. >The plainly obscene face you're making intensifies
  499. "N-now now, Rainbow D... mmm... Dash... that is Anon's c-choice to make."
  500. >You glance to Anon and you see that his eyes are closed
  501. >That makes you even more excited
  502. >"Mm... a few more minutes is alright, right? I'm the only one with a semi-consistent job anyway..."
  503. >He keeps petting your head
  504. >And he isn't petting Rainbow Dash
  505. "Oh Anon... you're so right..."
  506. >He goes for one of your ears
  507. >Your eyes cross behind the glasses
  508. >You visibly shake, trying to contain yourself
  509. >Rainbow Dash growls even louder
  510. >"Anon! Pet me too."
  511. >That makes him laugh
  512. >"I thought you didn't like being pet?"
  513. >"I changthed my mind!"
  514. >"Well alright, alright..."
  515. >He stops petting you and starts petting her back
  516. >Though still a hair too sensitive, the bliss stops
  517. >You frown at such disdainful, selfish trickery!
  518. "R-Rainbow Dash!"
  519. >"Sthut up. I'm the winner."
  520. >"Both of you shush. Fluttershy, you're literally thirty experience points ahead of Dash. But without Dash, you wouldn't have survived. Both of you did really good. You were a team."
  521. >A team?
  522. >...
  523. >You never thought that he would be into that sort of thing
  524. >But he does have two hands...
  525. "Thank you for saying so!"
  526. >You smile at Rainbow Dash
  527. >She doesn't like your smile
  528. >Oh my, not at all
  529. "I am all for being a team... you can't do everything on your own, right Rainbow Dash?"
  530. >You can't help but speak with a condescending tone
  531. >You glance down at Anon's lap
  532. "Being a team means doing everything together... and I am ok with being part of a team with you. I mean, I am the one with the higher charisma score..."
  533. >You put your hoof on Anon's thigh
  534. >Rainbow Dash glares at you hard enough to concern you
  535. >"Fluttersthy..."
  536. "Yes, Rainbow Dash?"
  537. >"Get out."
  538. "I'm sorry, what?"
  539. >"Get out! It's bed time for us--er--Anon! And he has work in the morning!"
  540. "Oh, don't be silly, he'll be..."
  541. >You turn your head to look at your beloved DM
  542. >You're in awe
  543. >He looks like he's already asleep, even though his hand is still rubbing Rainbow Dash's back!
  544. >But it's not more than an inch back and forth
  545. "Anon... is it ok if I don't go just yet?"
  546. >No answer
  547. "Anon... I love you."
  548. >No answer
  549. "Anon... I want to taste your yummy, warm yogurt..."
  550. >Your tone is so mature that it shocks Rainbow Dash to her core!
  551. >Oh Fluttershy, you naughty songbird!
  552. >"You sthuck... what do you think you're doing? Why are you here?"
  553. >With Anon knocked out, you feel like you could be more open
  554. "Rainbow Dash... I love Anon... and I want to be his marefriend. I hope you understand."
  555. >You can see the building rage on her face but she refuses to budge
  556. >Probably because Anon's hand is still fidgeting on her back, right below her wings
  557. >"I had him firth... he'sth my friend. And..."
  558. >She sucks in the saliva created from her retainer
  559. >Sighing, she spits it out and works her jaw back and forth
  560. >"And... "
  561. >She looks like she can't spit it
  562. >So you'll spit it out for her
  563. >Your hoof rubs up and down Anon's thigh
  564. >As if you were stroking Angel
  565. "I understand that you're his friend... you're my friend too... but I'm going to be more than his friend."
  566. >As you say this, your hoof travels up Anon's leg
  567. >Rainbow Dash looks like she's going to cry
  568. >"Stop it. That's my area."
  569. "I can't... I'm failing my Will save. My hoof can't control itself!"
  570. >You can't help but feel some sort of glee at this
  571. >Your hoof stops at Anon's crotch
  572. "Oops..."
  573. >Anon's hand finally stops
  574. >He inhales hard
  575. >"Dash..."
  576. >Both you and Rainbow Dash freeze, expecting him to break up things
  577. >When he says that, you can feel something physical react
  578. >Your smug aura fades completely
  579. >Rainbow Dash, who's just as stunned, gives you a bold smile
  580. "H... he's thinking about...?"
  581. >"Me."
  582. >How?
  583. >Weren't you the apple of his eye?
  584. >He kept giving you experience points for not fighting!
  585. >Granted you didn't help with the fights so you never got experience from those
  586. >But still!
  587. >Rainbow Dash, sensing your weakness, stands up
  588. >She carefully trots to the side of his head and leans down
  589. >"Anon... you like nerds like me?"
  590. >His answer is a low, soft groan
  591. >The physical reaction he has against your hoof acts as the only answer he needs
  592. >"Kiss your little nerd, Anon..."
  593. >Your jaw drops at how bold she is
  594. >How could she assault him out of nowhere like this?!
  595. >She isn't even his marefriend!
  596. >She initiates a kiss with him, boldly staring at you while she pushes her lips to his
  597. >And then her lips part
  598. >You stare, gobsmacked, as she makes out with the sleeping man
  599. >Your hoof starts to raise up, elevated by his excitement
  600. >Once it ends, she lifts up her head
  601. >She licks her lips
  602. >"Go home Fluttershy... I'm the winner."
  603. >This silly glasses
  604. >You can't see through them anymore
  605. >You were leaking from one end, now you're leaking from your eyes
  606. "G... good night Anon..."
  607. >You stifle a sobbing heave and stumble away from the pair, flying out the window and toward home
  608. >You can't believe she did this!
  609. >First she dresses up on a superficial level to get his attention, then she acts like she's into the things he's into for attention, then she touches him inappropriately when he's borderline out cold!
  610. >What pony would do that?!
  611. >You sleep alone tonight
  612. >Even as mournful as your sobs are, you take care of your pent up body
  613. >It's almost sun up when you finally run out of energy and liquids to expel
  614. >Your last thoughts are of Anon
  615. >This is serious
  616. >Rainbow Dash must not win
  617.  
  618. Operation Doppelganger: Emergency Evac
  619. Experience Gained: 540
  620. Human Dicks Touched: 1 (indirectly)
  621. Successful Skill Rolls: 7
  622. Marefriend Status: 'just friends'
  623. Jealousy Percentage: 9001%
  624. Rank: Cuckquean

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