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/jacky/ IF Scenario B: Bootleg Anon

By BlondieAnon
Created: 22nd October 2020 11:18:37 PM
Modified: 22nd October 2020 11:10:59 PM

  1. >Be you
  2. >Be undeniably comfortable for a Sunday
  3. >Sundays and Saturdays are when Jacky doesn't have to go to work
  4. >You've spent almost all day laying between her legs with your head on her lap
  5. >You really are happy to have ended up with her
  6. >She's a complete dork, but you wouldn't want her any other way
  7. >You wobble to your hooves, yawning out the opening tune to X-Files
  8. "Hey Jacky... y'up?"
  9. >A quick glance shows that she's still KO'd
  10. >Both of you did dip into a bottle of the whiskey but you woke up just fine
  11. >You nudge her thigh with one of your hooves
  12. "Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey."
  13. >You nudge her with every 'hey'
  14. "Hey. Hey... if you don't get up I'm going to lick your face."
  15. >Wait, if she was up, she wouldn't act like she was so that exact same thing would happen
  16. >As you contemplate what to do with yourself and the alcohol fan, you hear someone walking by from behind
  17. >You spin around and catch a glimpse at Sparky
  18. "Hey, hey Sparks! Hold up a sec!"
  19. >You jump off the bed and stick the landing before trotting out into the hallway
  20. "What'cha up to?"
  21. >You know she knows you're there because you can hear her sigh
  22. "Jacky's out cold and I don't feel like doing anything I shouldn't."
  23. >Sparks finally acknowledges you
  24. >"Anon, you know I find you weird."
  25. "And?"
  26. >"And you're really weird."
  27. "And?"
  28. >"And you're Jacky's pony, not mine."
  29. "What does that have to do with anything?"
  30. >"So bug her."
  31. >You keep following her while she walks around, obviously trying to tire you out
  32. >Won't work, lady
  33. "Come on... why can't we be more friends?"
  34. >"Because you're like... her surrogate boyfriend or something at this point. It's weird."
  35. >You frown
  36. >That kinda hurt
  37. "I'm... just a surrogate?"
  38. >That makes you require a sit down
  39. "Dang. I thought I was more than that."
  40. >The wind left your sails completely
  41. >Sparks watches you visibly deflate
  42. >She gives a dull 'uuuuuugh' and bends over, patting your head
  43. >"Listen, Anon. You're a cool... pony... thing. Jacky loves you with all her heart because she's smiled more with you than I've ever seen since we were kids. And that was a while ago."
  44. >Your ears perk up a bit but you aren't revived yet
  45. "Yeah, I get that... but I've heard you two argue a lot. Even if it's just you two goofing around, I want us all to be more cool to each other. And Dashie doesn't even stop by all that much, and Jack told me all of you used to hang out almost every day and now she's just... gone, it seems."
  46. >"Why do you call her Da... your nicknames are weird, ok? And it isn't your fault or anything."
  47. "Well I know that. But I still think I should at least help."
  48. >"Yeah... maybe that's why she likes you so much."
  49. >She ruffles your mane and finally breaks her stoic mask with a smile
  50. >"We have little... rough patches. But she'll get over herself. She always has before."
  51. "Yeah. Maybe. But what about you and Jack?"
  52. >She shrugs
  53. >"What about us? We live together. We said we would when we were in highschool and we're still friends. It just means that we can piss each other off that much more than we can with other people and know it won't mean as much."
  54. >That sounded about right
  55. >As dense as Jacky is about some things, it is easy to make fun of her
  56. >Even you've done that
  57. >On the other hand, Sparks is so stubborn and easy to annoy but she's like a magician with all sorts of things she can do
  58. >She seems spooky levels of empathetic too
  59. "I guess that makes sense... hey, what are you up to, anyway?"
  60. >She sighs
  61. >"Nothing, now. You need something?"
  62. "Yeah. I wanna wake up Jacky but I don't know how."
  63. >"You guys drinking and stuff again?"
  64. "Well, she was drinking and I-"
  65. >"Ok, stop talking. I get it. I got just the thing..."
  66. >After some prep work, and a slight costume change, you bounce onto Jacky's bed and adopt your most heroic voice
  67. "STAND DOWN, CITIZEN, FOR IT IS I, CAPTAIN EQUINE. AWAKEN, OR HAVE YOUR DREAMS OF EVIL ANNIHILATED!"
  68. >Jacky sputters something out as the shockwave of you leaping up onto her bed shakes her awake
  69. >She looks at you, orange hair covering one of her eyes, with a squint
  70. >"Anon, what in..."
  71. >Her eyes shoot open
  72. >"W-what are, how did... take off my panties you little freak!"
  73. "NEGATIVE, CITIZEN."
  74. >You stand proud, a pair of Jacky's boyshorts on your face
  75. >Due to how they don't completely fit on your horse face, they're more set up to sit on the top of your head, with both of the holes for legs revealing an eye
  76. >You give an award winning smile
  77. "AWAKEN FROM YOUR ALCOHOLIC HIBERNATION, THERE'S EVIL TO FACE!"
  78. >You can hear Sparks laughing from around the corner
  79. >The longer it goes on, the louder she's laughing
  80. >"Take those off this instant or I'll-"
  81. "ORAL ACQUIESCING WILL NOT STOP CAPTAIN EQUINE FROM ABSCONDING. WITH JUSTICE."
  82. >You leap off of her bed, stumbling once you hit the ground to gallop away
  83. >Jacky stumbles out of bed, hitting the floor half as gracefully as you do
  84. >At least she's wearing a shirt as well as shorts
  85. >This time
  86. >Sparks is doubled over as you gallop out, underwear firmly attached to your head with a few strips of tape
  87. "FOLLOW ME, JACKY OF JIM BEAN, FOR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT JUSTICE!"
  88. >You spend the rest of your energy ducking, dodging and diving away from Jacky's attempts to capture you
  89. >She's strong enough to carry you down a hallway so she isn't a pushoever
  90. >But the booze in her system is keeping her from eloquently chasing you
  91. >Only when you spring onto the bed again does she stumble into her room, huffing and panting
  92. >"You... are asking for it, Anon."
  93. >She leans against the doorway, fanning herself with the collar of her shirt
  94. "JOIN ME IN ADVENTURE."
  95. >She looks at you with a mix of murder and sloppy fatigue in her eye
  96. >"Can't we just chill? It's a Sunday..."
  97. "IT IS ALSO... uh..."
  98. >You look around the room, unable to find a clock or her phone
  99. >She points toward the desktop monitor, which is near her bed
  100. >You glance at it, turning to the head to give yourself better vision
  101. >As tight as these are, you're surprised you can see anything at all
  102. "Ah, ok, IT IS TH...TW..."
  103. >You step closer to the monitor, unable to get a solid read
  104. >Jacky plops down onto her bed next to you and fishes out her phone from around somewhere in her sea of blankets
  105. >"It's almost five."
  106. "ALMOST FIVE. WE'VE SLEPT THE ENTIRE DAY AWAY!"
  107. >You feel a pair of arms snake around your torso before she jerks you off your hooves
  108. >You land at on your side, half on top of her
  109. >At least your shoulder landed on somewhere soft
  110. >"It's Sunday and we fooled around aaaaaaaaaalllllllllll yesterday. So let's just relax. I can put on some music if you like."
  111. "NEGATIVE, I MUST--"
  112. >You struggle to escape her grasp until you feel your power drain
  113. >Your superpony powers and drive to end all threats to the world drains the second she rips off your underwear-based mask
  114. "OH NO I'M GEeetting weaaaakkkk....ahh..."
  115. >You weakly thrash about before going limp
  116. >You even push out your tongue to simulate a hero's dignified death
  117. >Only when you feel a thumb and index finger tug on it do you revive
  118. >But only as Anon
  119. "Oh, hey there, you're awake. Fancy meeting you here."
  120. >"Mmmhmm."
  121. >Jacky had already closed her eyes
  122. >The smile on her face is enough to make you jump out the window with your heroic mask on to truly save the world
  123. >Even if it would only lead to going outside where the neighbors can see
  124. "Hey Jack..."
  125. >You nuzzle against her
  126. >"Mmmmmhmm?"
  127. "Sparky said I was your boyfriend."
  128. >You hear her 'hmmm' turn into something dubious
  129. >She stretches and does her best to hide a hiccup
  130. "I think she's jealous, personally."
  131. >That finally gets her to speak
  132. >"If I had any brains, I'd be jealous too."
  133. "Good thing you don't have a lot of those otherwise you'd be super jealous."
  134. >"I'm gonna take that as a compliment..."
  135. "I will too."
  136. >She sounds happy
  137. >That makes you happy
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