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Dangerous Amoeba - Rebels and Pones (WiP) Comedy/Cute/'War'
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Author: Dangerous Amoeba
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Pastebin URL: xdypi0PQ.html
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Date: Aug 11th, 2015
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>Six months later Celly receives video of a shackled Blueblood being brutally petted.
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>The human petting Blueblood is wearing a ski mask looking at the camera.
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>Blueblood is on the person's lap, trying not to cry, but has tears streaming down his face.
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>"If you do not meet our demands, more of your brothers will fall, for ours."
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>the man places his hand on one end of Blue Bloods neck
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>"ALLAH-HU-AKBAR!"
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>He runs his hand across his neck multiple times, scratching
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>Making sure to use his finger tips to dig deep and get the sensitive areas
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>Blue Blood finally falls asleep
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>All the Canterlot officials look on terror, disgust and a few cry.
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>"We can do this hard way or the easy way, your choice."
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>>"You're getting nothing from me! Human!"
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>"Your choice. Brian, take it from here."
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>The large human walks over to the pony tied to the table.
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>His face covered in scars, muscles rippling as he walks.
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>"You sure you don't want to reconsider?"
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>>"Eat hay!"
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>"Suit yourself."
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>The other human leaves and the gargantuan takes his place.
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>The human takes a rag and ties it across the pony mouth.
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>"Bwuug -uoo!"
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>He cracked his fingers, knuckles and does some stretches.
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>Before giving a menacing smile and going to work
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>Despite the rag, the hallways quickly fill with muffled laughter
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>Other prisoners cover their ears, to try and escape the horrific sounds.
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>Some crying
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>The Canterlot officials look at the new magic video of the rebels torturing captured guards.
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>A large pool filled with water
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>Rebels standing all around, each holding a pony.
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>The rebels walk out to the pool on walkways over them.
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>Then hold the pony guards above the water.
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>The guards start crying and paddling their hoofs
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>"NO! NO PLEASE! I-I CAN'T SWIM!"
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>>"Should have thought of that before, imperial! ALLAH-HU-AKBAR!"
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>A chorus later, and all the guards are gently lowered into the pool.
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>The immediately start crying.
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>"NO! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD!"
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>they violently stomp their hoofsies in the half pony leg deep water
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>"I WANT MY MOMMY!"
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>Many of the officials look away, princess Luna looks on in anger, Twilight in sadness.
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>The officials whisper to each other, some comforting the others.
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>Princess Celestia has a single tear roll down her cheek and princess cadence puts a solemn hoof on her side.
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>The guards are eventually picked up again, still crying and cradled.
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>>"Who's a bad pony?!"
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>The officials gasp at the psychological torture.
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>"I-I AM! WAAAH-HAAA! I don't wanna be a bad pony! I'm sorry!"
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>The guard pony hides his face behind his hoofs and keeps crying.
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>>"Bad pony! No frosting on cake tonight!"
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>The streams is ended.
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>The entire crowd bursts into anger and argument on how this threat must be ended.
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>Princess Celestia comments:
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>>>"I fear, when we placed Blue Blood in change, we awakened a sleeping giant and filled it with a great resolve."
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>A few weeks later
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>Another pony crashes through the open window
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>A plastic block taped to his back
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>After setting up the complex VHS player, all the officials gather round too see the new atrocity being committed.
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>The video starts up with a walk through what is assumed is a rebel prison.
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>Guard ponies are in cells where the bed is too hard.
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>They all look sad, ears down, eyes on the floor.
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>>"I need to go to the bathroom sir!"
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>A guard pleads with his captor.
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>"No! You already had a bathroom break this hour. Only good ponies get more bathroom break."
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>>"I am a good pony! Please! I really need to go!"
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>"No!"
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>The officials are already tearing up, seeing the guards defeated face, as he slumps back down.
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>The scene changes to food being handed out.
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>Innocent oreos at first. Then it is realized, by the green band in the center.
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>>>"N-no...:
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>Celestia whispers...
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>MINT flavored.
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>One official almost throws up, he excuses himself.
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>The rebels pour milk into the glasses too thin to fit the oreo easily.
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>Princess Luna screams at the video
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>>>>"Unflavored milk! This is a war crime!"
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>The video closes up on the ponies trying to split their oreo into 2, but with hooves it's next to impossible.
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>The few unicorns received oreos with the cream scraped off and put on the side.
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>Princess Twilight slams her hoof, then excuses herself with tears in her eyes.
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>Guards attempt to dip the cookie into the glass of milk, but it's impossible as the glass is too skinny.
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>They crunch of the dry cookie, with defeat on their faces, some gently sobbing.
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>The video changes to one of the masked men.
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>"If you do not meet our demands! The conditions here will get much worst."
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>He says as he holds up a box of 3.5% milk and compliments oreo rip offs.
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>All the officials holding it in, start crying.
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>Princess Luna slams the table hard enough to break it, and Cadence comforts a crying Celestia.
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>>>>"ENOUGH!"
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>Celestia declares.
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>>>>"Prepare our guards! This means war!"
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>"SHHH. This is Cupcake. Alpha Two-One, alpha two-one. Come in Alpha. SHHH."
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>>"SHHH. Alpha two-one, go-ahead cupcake. SHHH."
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>The pony peddles on his aircraft's motor.
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>Flying deep over rebel controlled territory, eyeing targets to attack.
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>The pilot picks up the can and puts it to his ear, on the other end of the very-very-very-VERY long string, ground control ponies gather.
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>”SHHH. Alpha, there’s a small enemy manufacture plant, about 60 degrees from you. SHHH.”
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>>”SHHH. Copy that, I see em. SHHH.”
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>The pilot expertly maneuvers his aircraft to prepare to release his weapon.
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>”SHHH. Clear to engage Alpha. SHHH.”
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>He looks down to his HUD panel, the weapons available expertly drawn on with sharpie.
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>Selecting one, he prepares himself over the target.
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>Pushing a lever, the aircraft drops its ordinance.
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>In a few seconds, the weapon slams onto the rebel factory, covering it in frosting and a few cherries.
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>”SHHH. Good hit! Good hit! SHHH!”
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>Rebels run outside, covered in frosting. Some slipping.
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>”SHHH. Another target, 10 degrees down, 40 degrees. SHHH”
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>>”SHHH. Copy that.”
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>The pilot maneuvers his aircraft again. Peddling harder to accelerate.
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>In an instant, his cockpit system duck switches his normally calm green panel with a menacing red one.
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>The duck starts quacking repeatedly.
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>>”SHHH! SAM! SAM! SHHH.”
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>”SHHH. No, this is cupcake. SHHH.”
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>The pilot violently maneuvers his craft, trying to escape the trailing weapon.
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>Alas, it is in vain, as the melted Marshmallow smashes into the aircraft.
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>The pilot attempts to paddle, but his propeller is gunked up and he is unable to.
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>>”SHHH. Mayday! M-SHH-day! SAM hit, goi-SHH- down!SHHHHHH.”
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>”SHHH. Alpha is going down! Alpha is going down! Warn all aircraft of Surface to Air Marshmallows! SHHH”
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>The pilot quickly pulls his ejection popper.
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>The cockpit is blown off, and he’s launched out in a stream of confetti.
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>As soon as he is clear, balloons self-inflate and he holds the string
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>He sees his aircraft fall into the distance, his systems duck flying away.
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>He gently floats down towards the ground, rebels already preparing to greet him.
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>The princesses and other officials gather and wait anxiously for the next video.
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>A Pegasus pony crashes through an open window, on him another VHS.
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>With the tape quickly removed, the pony is, once again defenestrated.
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>The VHS begins to play.
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>A building with a courtyard, rebels inside the building.
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>At the center of the courtyard is a cage. inside is the captured pilot.
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>He stands there, looking scared and defeated.
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>The view pans to above the cage.
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>Underneath there is a grate, behind which something the ponies can only fear.
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>Tied to the grate are hundreds of streamers. A weapon banned under the pony rights code.
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>The Canterlot officials, even though they have been hardened by other videos, prepare themselves against what they are about to see.
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>Princesses at attention, trying to watch for every detail, and maybe hoping to do something.
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>No one dare make a sound, lest risk missing something.
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>Suddenly, there is a whirring sound.
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>The pilot looks around underneath him, and his fur starts to lift up.
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>Soon, the colorful streamers tied to the grate begin to lift up.
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>What must be a fan pushes the streamers and causes them to blow upwards.
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>A chorus of chants by the human follows this.
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>”BAD PONY! BAD PONY!”
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>The officials cringe, and one blocks her ears trying to forget the words.
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>The pilot quickly reacts, the streamers tickling his sensitive belly and under hooves.
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>His laughter fills the arena.
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>Once again many officials comfort each other; Princess Luna grinds her teeth and covers her tum-tum thinking about those streamers.
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>Twilight blocks her ears to the laughter, the sounds echo off the buildings and come back repeatedly.
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>The pilot attempts to escape the streamers tickling him, moving around almost as if he’s dancing.
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>The footage goes into slow motion and each streamer tickling his belly can be seen.
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>One official finally cries, while another just clenches his jaw and crushes his candy cigar.
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>Some tickle the pilots chin, and neck which causes him to yelp and laugh some more, trying to fend them off.
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>But he cannot, they’re everywhere and he can do nothing but laugh and try to protect his belly.
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>His eyes are filled with tears, his sides and jaw beginning to hurt.
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>But the streamers do not stop.
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>Princess Cadence finally snaps and begins to cry as well, hugging Twilight for comfort.
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>Eventually, the pilot falls asleep from exhaustion, and the fan is finally turned off.
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>As these videos always have, a man wearing a mask comes to the camera.
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>”This is only the beginning, if our demands are not met, there will be more.”
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>The man holds up extra-long feathers.
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>>”NO!”
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>Princess Luna screams from the top of her lung, directed at the masked man, but he cannot hear her.
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>She’s appalled by the use of magic feathers for such an evil deed.
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>She stands up and stomps off into the royal armory.
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>Princes Celestia who had hid her emotions thus far finally speaks.
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>>>”We do not know what Blue Blood did, however their response is unjustifiable. Prepare a war negotiation; we are officially at war with these humans.”
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>6 ponies make their way through the rebel occupied woods.
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>Making sure to check every tree and watch every step
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>In complete silence they walk, holding their weapons near.
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>Eventually, one pony puts a hoof up, signalling to hold.
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>Peering through his balloon binoculars, he closely watches every detail of the compound.
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>confetti wire forming a perimeter, behind the wire is a fence.
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>Made of strong wood and too tall to climb over without special equipment.
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>Inside multiple building and rebels patrolling them.
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>Including their target, a small rebel building holding information on the rebel activity.
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>Their leader eyes a path, around a few abandoned buildings, hopefully concealed from the patrols.
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>Satisfied, he signals and the team moves again.
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>They slowly walk to the back of the building, making sure to not be spotted.
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>>”Hold!”
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>One soldier almost screams out, and signals towards another’s hoof.
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>By the base of his hoof, is a small red thing.
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>The leader approaches cautiously and carefully with special tongs, lifts it in the air.
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>A 2 x 4 Lego brick.
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>The soldiers all collectively cringe, imagining what would happen had they stepped on one.
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>Now much more cautious, they all slowly move, clearing bricks as they saw them.
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>Finally, though slow progress, they approach their target.
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>The rebels weren’t cheap with security, the door handle is too high up, and it’s a knob type.
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>A soldier attempts opening it standing on his hind legs, but the knob keeps slipping.
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>Not even magic can turn the highly polished metal.
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>”Find a window, maybe we can climb in.”
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>Whispering words of affirmation, the soldiers get to work, searching for an opening in the building.
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>They find a window; unfortunately, it has curtains on it, complicating the entry.
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>The team expertly pushes the curtains aside, and 2 ponies jump into the room. Followed by the others.
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>Inside are walls covered in sticky notes, with drawings and writing.
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>A duck with a large butt and a long balloon between it, and a badly drawn bear with the writing ‘Ebin’
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>”Some kind of complex code I think. We’re gonna need the experts to crack this stuff.”
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>>”Sir, you better see this.”
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>The soldier hands his superior a piece of paper.
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>On it plans for a giant balloon, with a massive cream pie on top, crayoned on.
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>”By the sun, they must be planning on pie-ing all of Canterlot.”
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>The team collects all the data, snapping any crayon sets in half so they have a hard time remaking plans.
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>Then they jump out the window and make their way back towards the woods.
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>Just as they reach the house, an alarm starts blaring.
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>The team is promptly under fire, watermelon seeds pelting the ground.
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>”TAKE COVER! TAKE COVER!”
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>They return fire, hopefully keeping the rebels from advancing onto them.
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>>>”Over by the fence! Cherry thrower!”
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>A heavy cherry thrower opens onto them, the cherry shrapnel hitting them.
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>>”There’s the building over there sir!”
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>Following the soldiers pointing, there stands another building.
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>”Star! Batter! Get over there! Everypony else, covering fire! GO!”
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>The 2 ponies start running, one behind the other.
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>Seeds and cherries fly past them, one soldier almost there.
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>>”BPG!”
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>The balloon launched ordinance lands hits very close to the second soldier.
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>He falls backwards, landing on his back. Trapping him.
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>”Star! Keep running! Batter! Try getting up!”
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>He attempts to roll side to side and escape, but he cannot.
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>Seeds and cherries narrowly missing him as he lies there stuck.
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>He frantically waves his hoofsies to try and get himself upright, just like training, but it does’t work.
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>”Hold Batter! We’re coming! Mountain on me! Everypony else cover!”
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>The two run across to their injured comrade, ignoring the seeds and cherries.
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>”You’re fine soldier! Mountain! Hold him!”
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>Picking their injured friend up, they run towards the building.
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>Reaching it, they try to patch up the injured Batter.
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>He has cherry shrapnel embedded into his fur, it could take months to come out and he may even lose some fur.
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>The squad leader cringes at the idea.
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>”Flounder! Stock! Regroup! Everypony else cover!”
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>The final two run across the war zone, towards the other comrades.
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>Upon reaching them, the leader gives new orders.
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>”We’re gonna run across the field over there towards the forest! You understand?”
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>A chorus of yes sirs follows.
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>”Good! GO!”
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>They all charge towards the forest, mountain holding batter and everyone else shooting back while running.
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>Getting closer to the forest.
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>More seeds and cherries whip past, missing by hair lengths.
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>Another balloon hits close by, spraying cold gelato everywhere.
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>Very close to the forest now!
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>”Almost there!”
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>BOOM
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>One soldier steps on a bomb bag; the entire squad is thrown about, confetti spraying everywhere.
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>The lie on their sides, moaning.
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>Rebels close in on their technicals.
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>The leader tries one more attempt to fight back, lifting his side arm, and shooting.
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>Unfortunately, it jams, and he curses griffon design.
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>A few minutes later, they’re all lined up on the technical sides. Except for the leader, who’s left there lying.
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>Their belongings are taken, and dumped on another technical.
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>>>>”You should have never come here.”
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>”Eat cream!”
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>The leader still strong tries to insult the rebels.
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>>>>”Ha ha ha! You first.”
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>The human picks up the leader, holds him in view of his soldiers.
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>Placing his hand on his neck. The soldiers cringe, Mountain tries to look away but he’s forced not to by a large hand.
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>The human quickly rubs his hand over the leaders neck.
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>Scratching deep, getting all the most sensitive areas.
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>The leader squeaks and kicks and tries to fight it, but he cannot.
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>Soon, his leg is kicking on its own, and he quickly falls asleep.
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>Despite being no strangers to cruelty and war, the soldiers tear up and grind their teeth.
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>The human picks up their sleeping leader, and hands him to humans, who puts him in a deep carriage.
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>>>>”Now then, the rest of you. Let’s see if you enjoy human hospitality.”
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>”What do you mean captured?!”
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>>”As in taken, and currently held by the enemy.”
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>”How?! Rainbow Sprinkle six, are our best covert operators.”
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>>”I don’t know sir. We’ve lost all but one team’s sir, and all the reports indicate they can see through our best camouflage tactics.”
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>”IMPOSSIBLE! It is simply logic that if you cannot see the enemy! Then they cannot see you!”
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>>”Captain. Princess Celestia has also officially declared war.”
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>>>”Heavy party tanks are already preparing for attack. We’re keeping up the strike crafts.”
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>”And how much effect are they having?”
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>>>”Not much, no matter how many we down, they always come back. And they’re darned Marshmallow have downed many.”
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>”Here the production report says production isn’t nearly as high as it should be.”
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>>”Sir, with all due respect, our ponies are doing the best they can.”
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>”Then I hope you will allow me a tour of the factory?”
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>>”Yes sir.”
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>The factories are massive structures, hundreds of ponies walking into and out of them.
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>The Captain walks in through the rear workers door.”
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>>>>”Sir!”
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>Ponies salute him, and his escorts.
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>”Do not mind us, carry on.”
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>He walks around the place where raw materials are placed.
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>Massive quantities of dough cut being into shapes.
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>Frosting boxes marked with warnings, cherries filled in a special box.
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>>”500 pound cakes, Sir. Over there, 1000 pounds are made.”
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>The dough is placed into the furnaces, baked almost instantly and then pulled out by workers.
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>Passed along an assembly line, for workers to frost, add cherries and put into boxes.
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>Pies are made in a similar fashion.
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>>”The pies come in crusty or soft types, sir.”
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>At a massive table, extremely obese ponies sit around biting into watermelons.
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>”What exactly is their job?”
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>>”Watermelon seed production, sir.”
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>One of the morbidly obese ponies spits out a seed into a box.
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>”I see...”
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>A pony at the end of the table runs a small knife into the melon.
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>”Why is that pony using a sharp knife?!”
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>>”Sir, we needed to increase production and had to ignore some safety procedures.”
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>”This is extremely dangerous; we cannot have ponies cutting themselves. Give them blunt knives.”
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>>”But sir...”
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>”I will not have a pony injured on my watch.”
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>>”Ye-yes sir.”
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>”Good. Enough of the ordinance show me the weapons.”
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>>”Right this way sir.”
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>They group enters another section of the factory.
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>A massive machine pours out straws, another loads them with a watermelon seed.
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>A pony picks up the straw and shoots a seed into a target, putting the weapon in one of two piles.
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>>”Here is the cherry thrower manufacturing sir.”
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>A large device is assembled, large rubber bands, wooden wheels and limbs.
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>The devices are also tested by a pony. When a wheel is cranked, a wooden wheel pushes back at a rubber band placing a cherry in its path.
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>When the wheel is clear and let’s go of the band, a cherry is launched at impressive speeds at a target
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>>>”New production model sir, only have a failure rate of 42% sir, an improvement over the 67% rate of older model.”
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>”Impressive.”
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>>”These are the larger balloon pieces.”
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>Giant tubes inside which a large balloon is inflated, the tube is topped with a cake.
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>”Impressive. Very good. Show me our vehicles.”
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>The group enter another section of the factory, the aircraft production area.
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>”Explain this to me.”
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>>>”A large sheet of paper comes in from the factory; it’s laid out over those benches.”
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>A pony is signalling a crane to put down the paper.
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>>>”Then the marking sticks are placed, and the paper is folder.”
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>The paper has large sticks placed on it, and then a crane folds its edges. A pony drives a roller over it.
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>>>”Then the wings are folded out, and a motor and instrument panel and duck are added.”
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>The paper plane takes shape, and a motor with a big propeller and pedals are added.
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>Finally, a panel with a screaming duck and sharpie drawn buttons and knob, added.
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>”How much does one cost?”
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>>>”4 million bits sir.”
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>”Why so expensive? I remember the old flyers used to cost 1 million.”
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>>”Sir, these are new and improved in every way.”
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>>>”The motors been improved, we found power transfer works better if we actually add some way to connect peddles to the propeller. The improved cockpit duck is 24% less likely to attack the pilot, than the old geese.”
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>”Sounds like a gimmick to me. Show me the party tanks.”
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>>”Very well sir, this way.”
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>They enter another part of the factory.
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>>>”Here the RHC is manufactured.”
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>”RHC?”
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>>>”Rolled Homogeneous Cardboard, sir. Much harder than mild cardboard.”
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>A machine pumps out sheets of cardboard, laying them in a pile.
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>>>”Here the workers are just finishing a heavy party tank. 50mm thick RHC all around, 10mm roof. 200mm launcher, fires pies, poppers and cakes.”
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>”Impressive, how much does it cost?”
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>>”1.5 million bits sir.”
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>>>”The light party tanks are cheaper, but only have a 50mm launcher and only fire poppers. As well as only 10mm RHC all around.”
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>”Good, good.”
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>The group finally head back to the castle, the other take their leave and the captain approaches the princesses.
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>They all look at him approach.
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>>>>>”Well? What is your assessment soldier?”
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>”We’re ready for whatever they throw at us, princess.”
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