BadGrammarFag - Nightmare Anon chapter2


                                            Author: BadGrammarFag

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                                            Date: SEP 7TH, 2014


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                                            >You blink again.

                                            >You sit in the bed, like you were a second ago.

                                            >There are no power claws at the end of your hands.

                                            >Nobody or pony is screaming, bleeding or dying right now.

                                            >It was some kind of a bad vision man!

                                            >Nightmare crazed mind must have dished it out, before your eyes.

                                            >You're not really suprised.

                                            >Thanks to your combined minds, you know that Twilight was one of the ponies responsible for her downfall.

                                            >You place your palm on your forehead and exhale slowly to calm yourself down.

                                            >You realize that there is a pretty concerned princess, waiting for your reply to her introduction.

                                            "Nice to meet you Twilight. My name is Anonymous, but everybody just call me Anon."

                                            >She smiles and wants to say something, but is interupted by nurse Redheart.

                                            >"Is there something wrong Mr. Anonymous. Do I need to call for some help?"

                                            >She must have seen your reaction to the images Nightmare played inside your head.

                                            "No everything is alright. I'm just thirsty, that's all."

                                            >You thank her for her concern as you reach for a glass of water on the cabinet beside your bed.

                                            >While drinking, you can feel your 'darker part' rage very well in this moment.

                                            >She is screaming inside your head, like top level autistic banshee.

                                            >~"WHY DO YOU DENY ME MY REVENGE! I WANT THEM TO SUFFER!"~

                                            >You have enough of this.

                                            ~"OMFG! SHUT UP ALREADY!"~

                                            >Time for a retarded royal reaction.

                                            >~"DON'T YOU DARE TO SILENCE ME, MORTAL!"~

                                            >There you go!

                                            >You need a solution to this tantrum.

                                            >Fast.

                                            ~"Listen, if you don't calm yourself down, I'm going to start punching myself in the face."~

                                            >~"HA! YOU THINK I WILL BE SCARED OF SOME PAIN!"~

                                            >When you drink, you can't really smile.

                                            >So you do this internally.

                                            ~"It isn't about pain, my dear. It is about locking us both, out in some mental institution dungeon. What do you think that kind of behavior in front of the princess would do? I will personally make sure, that they will put me in a padded cell, wearing a straight jacket made from some indestructible metal.

                                            So if you don't want spend the rest of your days in that kind of setting... CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"~

                                            >That would teach her, you have a pair of big and hairy balls down there.

                                            >Yes sir, no question to that.

                                            >...

                                            >Aaany minute now...

                                            >...

                                            >Aaalmost there...

                                            >...

                                            >OH SNAP! What have you done!

                                            >You have an angry goddess of destruction inside your head!

                                            >And you just told her, to go fuck herself, with the power of a thousand fruit flies!

                                            >Things she's going to do to you now!

                                            >It will be...

                                            >~"I can see that it isn't a good time to exact my vengeance. Because of that, I will listen to your reasoning and adopt more regal posture for now."~

                                            >Knew it!

                                            >Why is there so many spaghetti in your pockets, you'll never know!

                                            >Okay, time to put this glass away.

                                            >If you drink a bit longer, they will start to think that you have some weird water fetish.

                                            >Which you don't.

                                            >As soon as the glass touches the cabinet, something hit your chest.

                                            >You look down.

                                            >It is this little filly you saved.

                                            >"Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you Anon! I don't know what would've happened if not for you!"

                                            >She is hugging you fiercely, rubbing her snout in your chest.

                                            >Chuckling, you ruffle her mane.

                                            "Don't mention it, kid! Next time stay away from this dangerous forest."

                                            >She let go of you.

                                            >She sat on the bed next to you, grinning.

                                            >"I won't put my hoof near this place ever again! I'm scootaloo by the way!"

                                            >You felt like a boss at that moment.

                                            >You managed to save the live of this little filly, without killing yourself in the process at the end.

                                            >Feels good man.jpg

                                            >~"What is this feeling!? Its taste is... diffrent."~

                                            >Wut?

                                            ~"I think this is the feeling of fulfillment, of a job well done. You never felt anything like this before?"~

                                            >~"NO!.. No. They took it from me. Twice."~

                                            >That must have suck badly.

                                            ~"I'm sorry for you then. But hey, now you can have a taste, and i bet its something way better than your usual meals."~

                                            >~"I.. I don't need your PITY, or charity, human!"~

                                            >Well, the reaction was better than expected.

                                            >You have time for just one more thing.

                                            ~"Oh! And thank you for saving my hide back there. I really like to be alive."~

                                            >~"I didn't do it to win your favor. I was helping myself by helping you. Remember it well, peon."~

                                            >She's a tough nut to crack, that Moonie.

                                            >You think however, that with enough care, there is still some hope for her.

                                            >At least you don't feel all this rage coming out of her anymore.

                                            >She must come around eventually, yes?

                                            >Ooor she could just behave behave like she just did.

                                            >Turning you into a magical killing machine, powered by fear and hatred.

                                            >Twilight interrupts your line of thoughts.

                                            >"Can you tell me, where are you from? I couldn't find anything about your species in my books."

                                            >That again.

                                            >You swear you'll turn into a parrot soon.

                                            "I'm a human being, and I'm from Earth."

                                            >That sure caught her interest.

                                            >"Earth? Like soil? I never heard about this place before, is it far away from Equestria? Does everyone can use magic there? Are humans the only sentient species? What kind of..."

                                            >Dayum!

                                            >The curiosity train has no brakes.

                                            >With every question she's getting closer.

                                            >You put your hand in the air.

                                            "Sorry for butting in, but are you not afraid of me or something?"

                                            >She stopped.

                                            >"No. I heard from scootaloo what you have done. If you are willing to put your live on the line to save those weaker than you, I think you are good in everypony's book."

                                            >You have some good points already in this place?

                                            >Sweet.

                                            >You should probably answer some of Twilight questions.

                                            >As you start to talk, Scootaloo yawns loudly.

                                            >"Boring!"

                                            >Everyone's heads turn to her.

                                            >She look at you all sheepishly.

                                            >"I mean, sorry Twilight, but can Anon go stretch his legs on hospital backyard before being discharged? Pretty please!"

                                            >Twilight looked puzzled for a moment.

                                            >"I don't believe what I'm going to say, but alright. Research can wait for now. Anon deserve some fresh air after being bedridden for so long."

                                            >You look at nurse Redheart.

                                            >She agrees with her.

                                            >After removing all of the medical apparatus from you, you found yourself walking through the hospital hallways.

                                            >Twilight and scootaloo trotting along.

                                            >Redheart went to get some paperwork done.

                                            >The ponies there doesn't seem to mind your presence.

                                            >Maybe just some glances few in between.

                                            >You know that there was some minotaurs living in this land, so probably they were accustomed to seeing something like you.

                                            >Actually you think that pijamas you have on you now, is made especially for a minotaur teenager.

                                            >Watching your clothing, you notice something else.

                                            >Your muscles were showing like never before.

                                            >You were a /Fit/izen now!

                                            >Man, you would creamed your pants in excitement to that, if not for one thing.

                                            >As in 'killing machine' scenario is one step closer now.

                                            ~"Hey, Moonie what have you done to my body, while I was out?"~

                                            >You can sense her anger rising on the "Moonie" part.

                                            >For some reason she keeps it at bay.

                                            >~"One pony does not ask another, why one strengthen their fortress. Besides no servant of ME will trot around, looking like some good for nothing punching bag!"~

                                            >So that's why.

                                            >Fuken royal image and shit.

                                            ~"Okay, thanks I guess, but ask next time, before doing any funny business like that"~

                                            >~"I will do as I please, no more, no less."~

                                            >You want to argue, but it is interrupted by the sounds of birds chirping outside.

                                            >You finally manage to get your ass on the backyard.

                                            >The sun was high in the sky.

                                            >The view is nice, there's some trees and benches around.

                                            >There is a light breeze and everything looks peacefull, and calming.

                                            "Nice!"

                                            >Twilight is the first to respond.

                                            >"Right? It has some nostalgic feeling to it."

                                            >She looks at you with a smile.

                                            >"Please, let me be the first one, to welcome you to Ponyville."

                                            >Scootaloo cut in.

                                            >"Yeah! You gonna like it here! You'll feel like home, in no time at all!"

                                            >You pull your hand to ruffle her mane.

                                            >You hear a loud shouting from above!

                                            >"Don't worry squirt, I got that monster!"

                                            >You look up.

                                            >There is a cyan streak coming at you, at the speed of kenyans.

                                            >Suddenly everything slows up.

                                            >You can see Twilight turning her head in the direction of this new guest.

                                            >Trying to say something.

                                            >All in snails peace.

                                            >You don't even hesitate to ask, and you exactly know who.

                                            ~"What is going on!"~

                                            >~"IMBECILE! We are under attack!"~

                                            >Putting your eyes on the blue lightning coming your way, you can clearly see now what it consists of.

                                            >It looks like a rainbow maned, cyan mare, with outstretched hind legs.

                                            >They will obviusly connect with your jaw in a few moments.

                                            >~"I had raised your natural reflexes tenfold, it will last only a few seconds! Do something! GRAB HER!"~

                                            >Not thinking much (big mistake) you get out of cyan bolt path, and grab her by the throat.

                                            >With the speed of a snake sniffing cocaine.

                                            >You throw her into the ground.

                                            >Hard.

                                            >You can swear, you can see cracks forming in the lawn under her.

                                            >Time returns to its normal rate.

                                            >Scootaloo's jaw can't be any lower.

                                            >Twilight's eyes can't be any wider.

                                            >With a scream of defiance, blue pony is standing up, preparing to jump at you.

                                            >Twilight looking dangerous, is preparing a spell.

                                            >Probably some death bold designed especially for you.

                                            >Fuck, shit, cocksucking motherfucker from hell!

                                            >What have you done!

                                            >That's what you get for listening to Nightmare!

                                            ~"Thanks a bunch fuctard! She was protecting Scoots, and now we are going to be riped to pieces!"~

                                            >~"Be QUIET! I will give us power to prevail, and stomp them!"~

                                            ~"NO! There will be no bloodshed today! Pray that in this fume in her mouth, there's no blood to be found. Then I can salvage this yet!."~

                                            >Oh shit son!

                                            >There actually was some blood mixed with saliva on this blue hornets snout!

                                            >Now you're fucked.

                                            >"STOP! Don't do anything to him!"

                                            >Scootaloo jumped in front of you.

                                            >Her hooves in the air.

                                            >"He was just protecting himself! Don't fight him!"

                                            >Twilight visibly calmed at that.

                                            >She stopped charging the spell and relaxed a bit.

                                            >Blue-fast was still railed up.

                                            >"Get away from him squirt! I will introduce my hooves to his face!"

                                            >"N.. no! I.. I won't!"

                                            >"Rainbow Dash calm yourself please!"

                                            >That was Twilight, now her focus was on her... friend?

                                            >Who was not listening to her at all.

                                            >"Why Scootaloo!? Why don't you move!? Can't you see that thing's dangerous!"

                                            >Little one stood her ground.

                                            >"N... no! He is not dangerous, he saved me back there! N... no.. not as somepony I was calling for help so many times!"

                                            >Rainbow deflated at that.

                                            >"Wha... What happend!?"

                                            >Probably your glorious achievements was not well known.

                                            >Twilight answered to that.

                                            >Her magic was all around Dash, probably to stop her, before she does something drastic.

                                            >"Scootaloo was attacked by the manticore in the Everfree forest. If not for Anon, I fear to even think, what would've happened there."

                                            >Blue fast was speechless for a second there.

                                            >This whole revelation released all the steam out of her.

                                            >"Sq... Squirt, you know that i would help you, if I ever knew you were in trouble."

                                            >And now she's getting mad again.

                                            >"What were you doing in the Everfree forest anyway! I thought you knew better!"

                                            >Scootaloo started to shake a little.

                                            >"It... it was because of you!"

                                            >Rainbow was on it, in a second.

                                            >"WHAT!? How come is this my fault!?"

                                            >Now the kid was at full shake mode.

                                            >"I was bored out of my mind! I came to you that day, and ask for some flying lessons. But no! As always you were focused on yourself, and your tricks. You barely registered my presence!"

                                            >Bad move kid.

                                            >"And what am I? Some bucking full-time babysitter! If sweetie belle and apple bloom are focused on something else, get and find yourself some more friends to play with!"

                                            >It's like a whole festival of bad moves in here.

                                            >Scoots was in tears.

                                            >"No! You are not a babysitter, and you are not a honorary sister of mine also!"

                                            >She run away inside of the hospital.

                                            >Rainbow quickly assessed the situation.

                                            >And what she had said.

                                            >"Squirt, wait! I didn't mean that..."

                                            >She was trying to went after her, but was stopped by Twilight's magic.

                                            >"Rainbow, please. Not now. Give her some time to calm down."

                                            >She complied.

                                            >"Yeah. You're probably right, as always."

                                            >She put her head down, looking defeated.

                                            >You can cut the tention with a knife.

                                            "If it is worth something, I'm sorry for what happened."

                                            >She looked at you, unsure.

                                            >"No. It wasn't your fault. If what Twilight says is true, and you saved her, you are an okay guy."

                                            >Twilight was not very happy to hear that.

                                            >"Of course, I'm telling the truth here. If you don't believe me ask Applejack and Big Macintosh. They were the ones that bring him with Scootaloo, to the hospital."

                                            >You note that names.

                                            >A "thank you" is in place, for dragging your half-dead ass from this forest.

                                            >Rainbow was cleaning herself of the dust, talking to the purple mare.

                                            >"Alright, alright I believe you, take it easy."

                                            >Then she turns to you, putting out her chest.

                                            >"And as for you big guy, we need a friendly rematch someday. Today you were lucky at the beginning, but I let you know next time I will be prepared. Nopony can beat THE DASH!"

                                            >She stretched her wings.

                                            >"Alright, I got some business to attend to, so I gotta go. Bye!"

                                            >With that, she flew away.

                                            >Well, that was fast.

                                            >From depressed to swagger in such a short time.

                                            >Twilight doesn't look perplexed at all.

                                            >The one that commented on that suprised you.

                                            >~"What an impertinence! To fail the one you were honor-bound by title, and then insinuate it was her, who was at fault. As I suspected, this one is the lowest of low!"~

                                            >Da fuk.

                                            ~"Wow Moonie! I didn't know you cared so much, about her well being."~

                                            >Look at her go!

                                            >~"Wh.. What are you suggesting! She is the leaving testament of what our power can achieve. I... I care for her, as for any of MY subjects, who proclaim MY glory!"~

                                            >Or don't look.

                                            >And you were about to sing "look at my horse, my horse is amazing!" internally.

                                            >Well her reaction was better than nothing anyway.

                                            >It will have to suffice.

                                            >"Let's get back inside, maybe we'll find Scootaloo there."

                                            >Twilight was heading back to the entrance.

                                            >Before you even decided about following her, little orange and purple head appeared in it.

                                            >"D... did she flew away?"

                                            >Wild Scootaloo appeared!

                                            >Go get her, Twilight!

                                            >"Yes, yes she does. You know she didn't mean those words, she said. Actually both of you have some things, to apologise for, to each other."

                                            >"Yeah, I know. It could have gone way better. Sorry you had to see that."

                                            "Don't worry about it kid."

                                            >You ruffle her mane, at last.

                                            >The privilege of the gods.

                                            >"Actually, I was sent back here by Ms. Read Heart. She is waiting for you, at the reception."

                                            "Let's go then"

                                            >As you reach your destination, you try to get nurse Redheart attention.

                                            "Sup!"

                                            >She rise her brow at that.

                                            >"Excuse me?"

                                            >Maybe you relaxed, a bit too much.

                                            "Sorry, you were looking for me?"

                                            >She puts a stack of papers on her desk.

                                            >"Yes, I got the paperwork for your discharge done. Just need your signature here."

                                            >You look at the paper inquisitive.

                                            "I'm not signing the agreement to remove my kidneys when I'm asleep, do I?"

                                            >Trust issues, remember?

                                            >Also, a failed attempt at humor.

                                            >She must be getting a lot of that, she didn't even respond.

                                            >With a sigh, she started to tap the place where you supposed to sign.

                                            >You sign, with the stroke of the pen, that would make a veteran artist proud.

                                            >Your handwriting is pretty nice, you jelly?

                                            >"Thank you. We just have one last thing, to take care, before I can let you go."

                                            >Oh crap!

                                            >Did she mean hospital bill!?

                                            >Your ass was broke!

                                            >Maybe you can pay with something else than money?

                                            >Maybe she needed something dead or badly beaten, you think you're good at this stuff by now.

                                            >Or maybe...

                                            >Before you can think of anything perverted enough, you are thrown away from your thoughts, by the sound of something hitting the desk.

                                            >You can see your clothes and shoes.

                                            >They were nicely cleaned and repaired.

                                            >You don't want to push your luck any further, so you don't ask what kind of hospital staff repairs clothes of their patients.

                                            >Nevertheless, you got your answer from Twilight, while you marvel at the state they are in.

                                            >"This is, a part of a royal 'thank you', for rescuing one of my subjects."

                                            >You nod.

                                            "Thanks, I appreciate it."

                                            >Nurse Redheart cough, to get your attention.

                                            >"Well, that would be all Mr. Anonymous. You can dress yourself in one of the empty rooms, and leave whenever you're ready."

                                            >Damn.

                                            >But where to?

                                            "Well, you see, I was hoping to stay for the night in here."

                                            >You gave her your best toothy smile.

                                            >You pray to whatever deity is out there, that nightmare didn't turn your teeth in her visage.

                                            >If so, there would be a nice wild circus in here, in a moment.

                                            >Purple p0ne replied once more.

                                            >"Actually this is the other part of the royal 'thank you'. You can live in one of the rooms, in my little castle, as long as you don't find something for yourself."

                                            >The feels.png

                                            >However there was one, who can hold those feels quite well.

                                            >~"What nonsense! A royal favor is not to be win so easily!"~

                                            >Dayum, I_had_fun_once_and_it_was_awful.jpg

                                            ~"Nightmare, please. Just sit there and brew your poison in silence."~

                                            >She muted herself out, but not before sending some juicy nouns in your direction.

                                            >After quickly dressing yourself, you begin your journey to Twilight's castle, with her and Scootaloo in tow.

                                            >Most of the walk is spent on answering the questions from Twilight.

                                            >And some more from orange filly.

                                            >During that, you sadly learned, it is impossible for you to return home.

                                            >Nothing new in that field.

                                            >You also took a good look at the town itself.

                                            >There was however this strange encounter with a pink p0ne.

                                            >She promised you the party of your life time the next day.

                                            >You think.

                                            >Nighty has blocked your hearing after a few moments of her talking.

                                            >You just nodded, like someone who has brain eating bugs inside his head.

                                            >Your hearing returned just before Twilight's castle was visible at the horizon.

                                            >Little filly has excused herself before you reach it.

                                            >She said she had something to do, before going home to sleep.

                                            >When she was away, you asked Twilight if her parents knew about this whole manticore related party, you invited yourself for, at the last moment.

                                            >She said she made sure, they knew about it.

                                            >The way she said it was at least strange.

                                            >She was choking on words, and avoiding your gaze.

                                            >Like she knew something but didn't want to tell.

                                            >You chose to explain this, as a fatigue, after a long day.

                                            >Not choosing Moonie explanation.

                                            >Something with her having just a string that held her ears in place, inside her head, and nothing more.

                                            >You were standing in front of Twilight's "castle".

                                            >What has been seen, can not be unseen.

                                            >It looked like some crystal architect wet dream, that also involved a big tree.

                                            >And somebody puked with colorful ice-cream on it.

                                            >Nightmare opinion was similar.

                                            >~"What is this abomination! How can anypony call this a castle! You can tell her that, as your kind determines, 'it sucks major balls'!"~

                                            >No, don't tell her that it sucks balls.

                                            >Please don't tell her that.

                                            "Well Twilight, your catle su... sure is uncommon."

                                            >That was close.

                                            >Anon: 1, Nighty: 0.

                                            >"Right! Can you imagine it was, a big living treebrary, just a while ago."

                                            >No shit sherlock.

                                            >"Let's get inside, I will have my assistant spike, prepare some light meal before we turn for the night."

                                            "Thanks, I'm starving."

                                            >"By the way, judging from the look of your teeth, you are an omnivore but do you have some things you prefer to eat?"

                                            "Anything is fine, but if you ask can I get some fish?"

                                            >You wouldn't ask for actual meat, you knew that cows can talk here.

                                            >"That's okay, we have some in storage, in case of griffon ambasador visit."

                                            >As always somepony was not okay with that.

                                            >~"Disgusting! How can you salivate for a meal like that!?"~

                                            >Really?

                                            >You answer her while entering the castle.

                                            ~"I saw those razors of yours. Don't tell me that concept of eating meat, is foreign for you?"~

                                            >She huffed at that.

                                            >~"They are to strike FEAR into enemies of the crown! Not to jerk meat, like some common barbarian."~

                                            >Heh.

                                            ~"Yeah. Fuck you too."~

                                            >Twilight told you to wait on the couch, as she went to find Spike.

                                            >As you made yourself comfortable and wait a while, she returned with him.

                                            >Little green dragon turned out to be, quite a decent guy.

                                            >He said that you remaind him of some "Iron Will" dude.

                                            >You also shared this 'stand out from the crowd' everyday regime.

                                            >You were invited to the table afterwards.

                                            >Heavy breathing.jpg

                                            >For a gem eating creature, little guy was a good cook.

                                            >Even Nightmare Moon didn't comment badly on his skills.

                                            >Besides what 'feeling-eating' entity can know about actual food.

                                            >Probably more than you, she had her share of royal feasts in her days.

                                            >Most of the supper went in exchange of information, you remembered about your world.

                                            >They also share some knowledge you already know about theirs.

                                            >Before heading to sleep, Twilight asked you for a little talk.

                                            >"Anon there is something, that I like you to know. Tomorrow you will meet with the ruler of this entire land, princess Celestia. I'm sorry to tell you this so late, I didn't want you to be nervous."

                                            >Inside your head Nightmare went full retard.

                                            >She was shouting obscenities and angry promises in Celestia's direction.

                                            >You can feel magic building up, inside of you.

                                            >Offensive one.

                                            >Did Anon need to smack a bitch?

                                            >Why you even ask?

                                            ~"Calm yourself Nightmare! Why are you throwing a tantrum, when Celestia is nowhere to be found at the present!"~

                                            >Her furry didn't lose any of its power.

                                            >~"DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM MYSELF DOWN! CELESTIA WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING SHE'S DONE TO ME! PAY DEARLY!"~

                                            >There will be no resoning with her by standard logic here.

                                            >Maybe you can try to call at her Titanic size ego?

                                            ~"Listen, how can a Queen of your magnitude, act so undignified, before meeting her greatest adversary at the field of battle? Think of a plan, taste her upcoming defeat, anything! Please, don't act like, you said yourself, common barbarian!"~

                                            >Her anger died down.

                                            >~"YOU... you actually talk with sense for ONCE! How can I wrap MY superior mind on meeting HER like that! Like some dirty mob trying to force its way into the royal wine cellar! I... I thank you for this insight, it is most welcome."~

                                            >She significantly calmed after that.

                                            >Holy shieeet that worked.

                                            >All flavours of 'that worked'!

                                            >Twilight was talking to you.

                                            >"...and she will need to see you, to give her permission for your full citizenship."

                                            >She probably taken your silence, for unspoken question why Celestia needed to see you.

                                            "It's okay Twilight. Thank you for telling me that, we'll see each other in the morning."

                                            >After saying your goodnight's, you bowed a little before her, and went to your room.

                                            >It was small, but nicely decorated.

                                            >With enough big bed, to contain you, mind that.

                                            >Laying your head on the pillow, you can not quit thinking, that tomorrow the biggest shit will hit the biggest fan in this world.


                                            End of chapter 2.