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BadGrammarFag - Nightmare Anon chapter9

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Created: 2020-12-19 07:00:39
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  1. Author: BadGrammarFag
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  3. Date: OCT 11TH, 2014
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  7. >You are Anon the fearless sentinel!
  8. >You don't give a single, minuscule fuck, about the liquid you just spilled on yourself.
  9. >Better on you, than on anyone else, especially Scoots.
  10. >You stand there, in front of the three p0nes, in a boss like calmness.
  11. >After all, in the past, you got a good load of manticore poison in your veins and lived to tell the tale, without almost any problems.
  12. >What could an enhanced extract from some stupid, magically retarded flower, ever do to you?!
  13. >All the more, 'your' power is almost at its peak.
  14. >Only a day or two more and your combined power will be greater, than that of an angry Celestia.
  15. >After all, you think Nightmare was a little stronger than her in default.
  16. >A thousand years ago, she was defeated only by Celestia's cunning plan, to utilize the power of elements against her.
  17. >So, now this blue, murky oil was suppose to harm you greatly?!
  18. >Laghuble!
  19. >By the way, you also didn't gave a shit about Nighty insulting your intelligence so much right now.
  20. ~"Moonie please, calm down. I'm sorry for being clumsy and all, but nothing much happened. After all, we didn't turn into some sticky goo on the floor!"~
  21. >It was no surprise to you, that she was not happy to hear that.
  22. >~"Nothing happened? NOTHING HAPPENED!? Do you even know, what this liquid can DO TO US?!"~
  23. >You shrug your shoulders internally.
  24. ~"What can it do more, than manticore poison couldn't? Do we need to start looking for a spider-man costume, because I'm gonna start shooting spider web, from my wrists?!"~
  25. >She laughed so hard at that.
  26. >"Your peasant brain can't even imagine, what this flower alone could do to us! Being powered by the pure chaos magic? The random effects could be present at any given moment! When they appear, you will be lucky to end up licking your crotch and barking!"~
  27. >Now that sounded a little disturbing.
  28. >Even that powerful of a being like she, was scared of this stuff.
  29. ~"So, what are you waiting for?! Is there anything, you could do, to get this shit out of my trousers, my pants and skin beneath?!"~
  30. >You took a step back from everyone, if she would come up with some crazy idea to explode your legs, at least they won't be harmed.
  31. >~"I will DONE whatever I MUST! Believe ME, this won't be pleasant, we don't have time, to switch off your nervous system. PREPARE FOR PAIN!"~
  32. >She started using her power, to rapidly rise the temperature of your body in an attempt to quickly get rid of this substance.
  33. >You got a feeling like if you were burned alive from inside out!
  34. >Blue clouds of steam started to leave your trousers.
  35. >Nightmare was drying you with a double, super extra painful way.
  36. >Barely standing on your feet, you started to shake from all this torture.
  37. >You tried and failed miserably to keep up a neutral expression.
  38. >Your face was now an living image of a silent suffering.
  39. >Scootaloo was standing on the edge of the table, looking scared.
  40. >She was shouting at the spa sisters.
  41. >"Hey what is going on with my dad! What's this weird stuff is doing to him!?"
  42. >Both of them look at themselves in horror.
  43. >Aloe was the one who answered Scoots.
  44. >"I-I really don't know, i-its effects are completely random!"
  45. >Da-yum son, you practically could smell your sausage burning between those boiling thighs!
  46. >This could be sooo loaded statement, if not for all this pain and choking blue fumes.
  47. >It was squeezing the tears out of your eyes.
  48. >Scoots had enough of that and jumped out of the table, to your rescue.
  49. >Clenching your teeth, you raised your hand in a stopping gesture.
  50. "N-NO! E-Everything i-is alr..*ugh*..right! S-Stay *ugh* THERE!"
  51. >When you're scared you're also angry.
  52. >So when Scootaloo was blocked from trying to help you, she turned to the spa p0nes.
  53. >"Why do you keep something like that?! Do you want to hurt ponies around with that stuff?! Don't tell me its for some b-bucking perfumes, because I won't belive you!"
  54. >You didn't even suspect, their faces could become more disturbed.
  55. >Lotus was the quicker one, to say something about Scoots accusation.
  56. >"N-No y-you're wrong! W-We learned, that this kind of ingredient is used for an extremely sophisticated perfumes f-for upper classes."
  57. >Orange filly didn't bought that.
  58. >"What?! How can anypony use it without any side affects!"
  59. >This time Aloe answered.
  60. >"According t-to the books we borrowed, it's quite simple. You don't use it on yourself. Instead, you p-pour it into some special, stylish containers, which you wear like jewelry. The smell is suppose to be harmless, but it has this extra special 'kick' that automatically works on everypony around you."
  61. >Did.. did she just told that it's something like perfumes with pheromones, which slightly bends your perception of someone.
  62. >Well, you wouldn't be surprised if nobility used something like that in special cases.
  63. >You collapsed on all fours.
  64. >All of the liquid vaporized from your clothes and skin.
  65. >You were close to lose your consciousness.
  66. >Moonie was already working her healing magic on your internal and external damage.
  67. >Actually, you were surprised that your attire wasn't set ablaze.
  68. >Guess, Nighty really calculated this in her plan to cook you raw.
  69. >You wonder how much of this whole painful treatment, she felt personally?
  70. >Probably nothing much.
  71. >When you told her, it would probably been better, if she exploded your legs instead, she still had the drive to insult your brain activity.
  72. ~"By the way, maybe it was a 'bit' extreme, but thanks for the save there."~
  73. >She huffed loudly.
  74. >~"Don't think that it's OVER! PRAY, that MY intervention had reduced the effects of this potion to minimum!"~
  75. >You gulped loudly.
  76. >Let's hope that you finally end up with a bad breath or something for a while.
  77. >Something touched your shoulder.
  78. >You raised your head.
  79. >Scoots was beside you, trying to get your attention with her hoof.
  80. >"I-Is everything a-alright Ano-d-dad? I-I'm sorry f-for what happened..."
  81. >She looked pretty scared.
  82. >You hugged her as quick as you could.
  83. >You talked with a calm and soothing voice to everyone in the room.
  84. "Hey, it's okay. Sorry to scare you like that, my magic was fighting off the effects of the extract. I should probably be alright from now on."
  85. >Lotus exhaled loudly.
  86. >"On Celestia's wings, I never seen anything like that before. Your magic must be very strong to unmade the possible consequences of this potion."
  87. >You absentmindedly started to stroke Scoots mane. "Yeah, that's all me. Say, I know that obtaining this extract cost you a lot, so if you want, you can cut it off, of my payment."
  88. >Blue mare opened her mouth to answer you, but her sister interrupted her.
  89. >"Don't be silly, after all the passion you showed us in your work, it would be unfair! After all, it was very unwise of us, to keep something that dangerous inside the spa. Who knows what would happened, if it spilled on somepony less immune to it's effects, than you."
  90. >Her sister was nodding her head in agreement.
  91. >Guess, you were lucky this time.
  92. >Scootaloo must have seen, she was showing her 'soft side' in public, because she end the hug and moved away from your stroking hand.
  93. >"Y-You smell funny!"
  94. >You sniffed your clothes.
  95. "Nah, I believe I smell great!"
  96. >She pointed at you with her small hoof.
  97. >"No, you believe me, you smell like a potato drawn from the campfire."
  98. >Oh shit son, you could count to potato and now you smelled like one!
  99. >Achievement unlocked!
  100. >You stand up and scratched the back of your head.
  101. "Um.. I think that would be enough for our first lesson, I hope that there would be no problem for you in creating "vanilla nights delight". Any questions?"
  102. >Aloe smiled to you and Scoots.
  103. >"No I think everything is clear and we'll be fine on our own. Please accept your payment, you earned it."
  104. >Lotus were holding a bag full of bits in her mouth.
  105. >From where did she got it, so quickly?!
  106. >You took it from her.
  107. "T-Thanks. So, till next time?"
  108. >She nodded her head, but didn't said anything, because she was interrupted by some other mare's voice, from behind you.
  109. >"OH, so that's were you are! Sorry to barge in like that, but the doors were unlocked and I let myself in."
  110. >You turned to see, who was that p0ne.
  111. >Her voice had a commanding tone, like some military commander.
  112. >In the door stood a pony wearing a tranch coat, hat and sunglasses.
  113. "I thought that the spa is closed today?"
  114. >Mysterious p0ne answered before the spa sisters.
  115. >"Well, that's true, but not for special clientele, which I represent."
  116. >You didn't liked her tone.
  117. "And who might you be, that you're so special?"
  118. >A mare in the hat smiled proudly.
  119. >She took off her hat and sunglasses.
  120. >"I'm sure, you could tell it by yourself now."
  121. >She had a yellow coat and an orange, almost fiery mane.
  122. >From what you could judge by the magic she was giving off, she was a pegasi.
  123. >Yeah, because of her still growing power, you could now use some of Nightmare abilities without asking.
  124. >Before you could tell this mare, that you didn't know shit about who she was, Scootaloo started screaming.
  125. >In joy.
  126. >"Whaaaat! Spitfire! Commander of the Wonderbolts, here! Wow!"
  127. >She had lose her coat and took a proud pose.
  128. >"Yeah, kiddo, you're absolutely right. It's me."
  129. >She was wearing some strange blue outfit underneath her former attire.
  130. >Scoots was beside her in a second.
  131. >"Wow! A true Wonderbolts training outfit! Rad!"
  132. >She was all over her, looking at her clothing at every angle possible.
  133. >Spitfire exhaled loudly.
  134. >You could see she was getting a little annoyed.
  135. >"Yeah, yeah. It's one of a kind."
  136. >Scootaloo stopped for a moment.
  137. >"You tell me, it looks so good on you!"
  138. >She started to walk in circles around her again.
  139. >Yellow mare just rolled her eyes around.
  140. >Man, what a stuck up bitch.
  141. >You were sorry for her subordinates.
  142. >She looked like the kind of a per..pony, who wouldn't took a second glance at someone, who is for example injured and tried to replace him or her almost instantly.
  143. >You felt anger boiled inside of you.
  144. >No, it wasn't yours, Nightmare had some choice words about this fiery maned p0ne.
  145. >~"Who the BUCK this INSOLENT SKANK think she IS?!"~
  146. >Yep, bitch be jelly.
  147. >Scootaloo looked like she was praising the ground, on which Spitfire was standing.
  148. >Moonie probably didn't liked the idea, that somepony else could be a role model for Scoots.
  149. >Of course somepony else than her.
  150. >You didn't knew she already liked the attention, from that little orange filly, so much.
  151. >It would be too easy to take advantage of it, so you didn't said anything.
  152. >~"Grab Scootaloo! Let's leave this establishment and this miserable excuse of a mare!"
  153. >Sooo jelly.
  154. >Better listen to her, before she decide to show, who is greater and somehow challenge 'fiery mane' here, to a duel.
  155. >You knew all to well, who would be standing and who would be lying in a pool of her own blood, at its end.
  156. >You turned and waved Aloe and Lotus goodbye.
  157. >Before you got near Spitfire and Scoots, one 'curious' thing happened.
  158. >Amused filly had put her little hoof on yellow mare's flank.
  159. >"Look it even got your cutie mark printed on it!"
  160. >Spitfire's pupils shrank.
  161. >"Hey, sorry but I'm here off duty, to relax. So, could you back off a little."
  162. >She used her front hoof to give Scoots a little push.
  163. >Standing on two back legs, purple maned filly lost her balance and was about to collapse on the ground.
  164. >Once again everything slowed down a great deal.
  165. >To say the true, it was getting annoying.
  166. >You felt like you had a switch marked 'Fuck it, let's kill everyone!' somewhere inside, for Nighty to press on a whim.
  167. >By your enhanced senses, you saw like big, energy wings sprout, in amazing speed, out of your back.
  168. >One of them shoot in Scootaloo's direction.
  169. >It's energy feathers looking soft and elastic.
  170. >It was no problem for you, that Nightmare decided to save Scoots from her fall.
  171. >The problem was 'your' second wing.
  172. >It was moving towards Spitfire, its feathers hard and sharp.
  173. >It looked like a big, butchers knife was coming right at her.
  174. ~"Nightmare, pray tell, what are you going to do?"~
  175. >She giggled a little.
  176. >You had a baaad feeling about this.
  177. >~"Oh, but of course I will tell you, my dear Anonymous. I plan to CHOP OFF HER BUCKING HOOF!"
  178. >DAMN, you are too old for this shit!
  179. >Moonie was a real loony!
  180. >She was even more of a hot-head, than Rainbow.
  181. >You always thought, that those 'evil conqueror' types was cunning, cold and very clever, under this whole facade of rage and disdain against the world.
  182. >Nighty had her moments of that, no questions about it.
  183. >Sadly, most of her actions in her long life, was fueled by the desire of revenge.
  184. >In your opinion, in her role, of a brand new 'Mommare Moon', she redefined her priorities for revenge.
  185. >Now not only those, who will stand against or insult 'her highness' in some way, were in danger.
  186. >She extended that list to anyone, who in her eyes did anything harmful to Scoots.
  187. >They were not in danger of being yelled at or being reported to the authorities.
  188. >No, Nightmare was beyond that kind of 'petty' reminder, that Scootaloo should be treated with care and respect.
  189. >Right now, she decided to cut off a limb of a mare, who miscalculated her strength and pushed your daughter too hard.
  190. >You'd bet your butt cheeks, she won't stop at this.
  191. >If you won't act, she will probably make a bloody sushi out of her!
  192. >Time to check, just how much of control, you can have of her powers, when she channel them through you.
  193. >You focused all of your will power on the 'blade wing'.
  194. >Clenching your teeth, you managed to stop it in place.
  195. >It was in the middle of a way to Spitfire.
  196. >~"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"~
  197. >And there is your expected response.
  198. ~"What I must do! I had enough of asking you to calm down, every time you decide to go on a killing rampage! I will stop youmyself!"~
  199. >Yeah, you go tell her boi!
  200. >~"WHY?! She DESERVE IT! I thought you care about your daughter or was it just an ACT?!"~
  201. >Yep, a 'classic' revenge of a concerned mother.
  202. ~"I do care! That is why, I'm gonna thwart your attempts to harm Spitfire, until you see that hurting her will also hurt Scoots!"~
  203. >She started to laugh.
  204. >~"That's so RICH! You're afraid that someone will report this to the guards or the orphanage?!"~
  205. >See, she can move those gears inside her head when she wants to!
  206. ~"Aside from the fact that I don't want to punish anyone so much, for so minor mistake? Then yes, that would be a good start to understand my actions!"~
  207. >She growled, displeased.
  208. >~"Such a puny fear! I say, LET THEM COME! Did you observed, that lately, you can find more and more of a jade like magic at 'OUR' service?!"~
  209. >You took a quick look at the energy wings.
  210. >Indeed, there was some jade coloured power strands woven into their constantly waving form.
  211. ~"Yeah, what about it? Is black and blue out of fashion now?"~
  212. >Good work m8, redirect her anger on yourself.
  213. >You already had an extensive portfolio of that, only from today!
  214. >~"Your IGNORANCE is almost UNBEARABLE! Jade is the colour of MY STRONGEST MAGIC! We can take on a WHOLE ARMY and WIN!"~
  215. >Someone, please confound this 'Dark Queen of the Moon'!
  216. >She will drive you to a nut house!
  217. ~"Okay, let's assume that 'We' defeated everyone and I mean every-fucking-one! We are standing on a big pile of corpses, everything's burning around. We or rather I'm colored red, from head to toes, form all the blood that was spilled. The air smells like death itself..."~
  218. >You need to learn to get to the point quicker.
  219. >Even your enhanced reflexes, doesn't give you enough time for so long introduction.
  220. ~"...you get the picture! What do you think Scootaloo or even me, will think about you then, huh? Do you want so much, to be a murderous monster in our eyes? Do you want to tell her that you destroyed all of the people she ever knew, because they 'deserve it'? Do you want to see her crying, covered in blood and running away from us, to never come back again?! DO YOU?!"~
  221. >Dang, you're such a drama queen!
  222. >Unfortunately if it comes to beating some sense into her, there are no, let's call them, 'gray areas'.
  223. >There was only black and white, nothing in between.
  224. >From time to time you successfully convince her to change her ways.
  225. >For example, her plan on world domination by force.
  226. >Then, she almost instantly finds something new, for you to rip the hair, out from your head, in concern!
  227. >Someone better give you a fucking medal, when this will be all over!
  228. >Or, if you manage to change her enough, the sex will better be worth it!
  229. >What, a man have his needs!
  230. >....
  231. >Well fuck, you drifted away in your thoughts again.
  232. >You must remember, that your emotional storm is feeding her power, every time it strikes.
  233. >Maybe that's one of the reasons, she is so hard to contain?
  234. >Maybe she is actually using you, to reach her full power quicker?
  235. >Maybe.. STOP!
  236. >You must stop it, let's see if what you said, had any impact on her at all?
  237. >She is screaming in anger and resignation.
  238. >Tough choice is tough, bitch.
  239. >~"ONE word, Anonymous! ONE bucking word, out of her, which I won't like and I will CHANGE my decision about her future again!"~
  240. >Dangerous wing you were suppressing, changed it shape into something similar to the one, that was catching Scootaloo.
  241. >You released your 'grip' on it.
  242. >It joined the other one, in creating some sort of a cradle, from its energy wings, for Scoots to fall into.
  243. >Spitfire saw them and jumped away, before any could touch her.
  244. >Nice try twat, but if not for your intervention, you would be first three legged Wonderbolt in history.
  245. >Who knows, being deprived of this 'extra' weight, she could've been even faster, than now.
  246. >Time and your senses came back to normal.
  247. >Lucky, fiery maned mare landed on all of her hooves.
  248. >Little orange filly was caught by 'your' wings and brought into your arms by them.
  249. >Those stayed half extended from your back, energy feathers long enough to almost touch the ground.
  250. >Why Nightmare decided to leave them for now?
  251. >Probably she wanted to intimidate Spitfire, because with those, you looked like some evil angel of death and all.
  252. >Well, it turned it was only your opinion.
  253. >When yellow mare spoke, it was entirely something different, than you expected to hear.
  254. >"Ups, sorry there kiddo, next time be more careful of who and were you touch. I must say that your 'savior' here, got himself a nice pair of wings!"
  255. >The tone in which she said that, was somewhere between seductive and impressed.
  256. >Does big wings was some kind of a turn on, for pegasi?
  257. >"What do you say, maybe a little race after I'm out of here? I would like to see those babies in action!"
  258. >How is she still breathing, after those words?!
  259. >Is Nighty upset about your 'lets adopt a filly' decision and don't give a shit about you, yet again?!
  260. >"Yeah, he can be very fast, if he wants to! It would be so awesome to see that race!"
  261. >At least, you had your little orange fan, in your arms.
  262. >Shame, that you had to disappoint her expectations.
  263. "Sorry Scoots, but I rather eat those wings, feather after feather, than ever fly with her."
  264. >Her enthusiasm dropped after hearing these words.
  265. >She crossed her front hooves on her chest.
  266. >"W-well, all right, maybe someday you'll change your mind. I still think, it would be awesome."
  267. >Spitfire also had something to say, about your reaction.
  268. >"Yeah, why refuse so bluntly? Maybe somepony is afraid of losing?"
  269. >That shit over there would work on you, if you were Rainbow.
  270. >Unfortunately for her, you were not.
  271. >You turned to the spa sisters, who were listening to your conversation, while cleaning after your lesson.
  272. "Sorry that you need to hear this. Scootaloo, please cover your ears."
  273. >When your daughter had done , what you asked for, you started walking out of the room.
  274. >When you were beside Spitfire, you stopped for a second.
  275. "Listen, I can recognize an asshole when I see one. So, about that race, go eat a dick."
  276. >Straight to the point, you were learning!
  277. >Her 'face' looked, like she just got hit by a brick.
  278. >She was fighting to say something to you.
  279. >Probably, it was a long time after someone else, told her something like this.
  280. >Having no fucks to give, you closed the door behind you.
  281. >If they knew what was good for her, spa sisters better be at her side, persuading her to start her treatment right now.
  282. >Instead of chasing after you, with some smart comeback.
  283. >While you were walking through anteroom, your wings dissolved into the thin air.
  284. >You showed Scoots, that she could stop blocking her hearing.
  285. >"Hey, what did you told to Spitfire, that she had such a grimace on her snout?"
  286. >You smiled.
  287. "I'm just going to say that it was all truth. What's more important, is what we are going to do now. Do you know what that is?"
  288. >She scratched her lower jaw.
  289. >"Maybe, we're going to find a nice house in Ponyville?"
  290. >Your smile widen.
  291. "Hell yeah, we're going to find ourselves a house! I think we need to see the mayor for this. I would be much obliged, if you would be so kind and resume your role as my navigator on my shoulders."
  292. >You had placed her, on her 'favourite spot'and walked out of the spa.
  293. >"Wooohoo! Let's go that way!"
  294. >She was once again showing you were to go.
  295. >Walking on the green grass, you hoped that you won't be spotted by Lyra once more.
  296. >She was probably already strolling the streets, in the search for some hands.
  297. >Fortunately, you were walking for quite some time now and the only pony that wanted your attention was some yellow, earth pony mare.
  298. >She had introduced herself as Carrot Top.
  299. >For a second there, you felt Nightmare prepared her combat magic for deployment.
  300. >Did she acted on Lyra's suspicion, that she could be Scoots real mother and just now decided to take her back?
  301. >You were surprised a little, that Nighty would fight even someone like that, if it ever come to this.
  302. >Well... to say the truth, you could count beings she wouldn't fight on your one hand.
  303. >She was like this world's fucking Wolverine, scared of no one, prepared for everyone!
  304. >This time though, it was another proof, she was more in terms with your selfish decision, than you could ever imagine in such a short time.
  305. >Maybe a creature that was never cared for, found a new purpose in life to care for someone else instead?
  306. >For that moment you wouldn't know, because Carrot explained she was approaching you as Derpy's good friend.
  307. >Monnie was no more upset with her and returned her magic into its 'default settings'.
  308. >Yellow mare said that she don't know what have you done, but gray mailmare was constantly saying that you had changed her life for the best.
  309. >She had her own suspicions, based on the fact that Derpy's sight had gotten better.
  310. >She didn't want to borrow a hole in you, with her questions about it, though.
  311. >What she really wanted, was to give you a whole bunch of carrots, as a thanks for whatever you did for Derpy.
  312. >You talked for a while.
  313. >Mainly it was about how life was treating gray pegasi mare, from the last time you saw her.
  314. >When you heard that Derpy was on cloud nine for a few days, you felt that Nightmare was proud of herself.
  315. >~"Of course she would behave like that, after obtaining the gift form the Queen of the Night!"~
  316. >You smiled internally.
  317. ~"See, it pays off to be good sometimes!"~
  318. >She huffed loudly.'
  319. >~"WHY everypony assume in advance, that I'm pure evil?! How many times do I have to correct you, that I'm 'necessary' evil, as long as this land is in bad hooves?!"~
  320. >Oh, right, it was too soon to try, to teach her that lesson.
  321. >You would probably hear, that her destructive behavior was the only remedy for the fact, that Celestia was on her throne.
  322. >At least, she was making some baby steps in 'being normal' direction.
  323. >You said your goodbyes with Carrot top and resumed your quest to get, to the town's hall.
  324. >On your way there, Scootaloo started acting weird all of a sudden.
  325. >She was nervous and was trying to deter you, from reaching the town hall, which was visible now, not far away.
  326. >Why was she trying so hard?
  327. >She must have seen something, she didn't like you to see.
  328. >Near the town hall, you saw an interesting scene.
  329. >There was four fillies arguing with eachother.
  330. >They all looked like they were in Scoots age, so it was likely she knew them.
  331. >You accelerated your pace.
  332. >Scootaloo started to wriggle on your shoulders.
  333. >"Hey, maybe we don't need to, go to the town hall right now? We should search for some houses on sale, on our own!"
  334. >Nice try, but no.
  335. >What was her game, was she ashamed of you before her friends?
  336. >To your biggest surprise, Nightmare had an answer to your question.
  337. >~"I can feel your confusion Anonymous. Don't worry, she is not affraid of being seen with you."~
  338. >She can read minds now?!
  339. >Ugh.. maybe it was that obvious.
  340. ~"Alright, then tell me what is going on, before I do something stupid, which I will be regretting later."~
  341. >She was glad to provide you with some information.
  342. >~"Know my grace. It's simple, she was keeping the fact, that she was an orphan, a secret. When somepony will ask, who are you for her, it will all be revealed. You should be ashamed, to not see this yourself!"~
  343. >Damn, she was right!
  344. >What a twist!
  345. ~"Sooo, maybe I should listen to her and go away from here, before they seen us?"~
  346. >Nightmare didn't liked your answer.
  347. >~"Don't you DARE! The only way to destroy your fear is to face it head on! It separates heroes from weaklings!"~
  348. >Well, sooner or later, she will have to come clean and tell this secret to her friends.
  349. >Better now, than ever.
  350. >One of her friends had seen you already.
  351. >It was a pink filly with a purple and white mane, with some kind of a tiara on her head.
  352. >"Oooh look, there is your flightless friend, riding on some big monkey!"
  353. >You quickly scratched the 'friends' part for that little smart ass and her laughing gray sidekick.
  354. >Scoots jumped off your shoulders and was in her face in an instant.
  355. >"He is not a monkey! He is a human and I assure you, he is thousand times better than you!"
  356. >White and yellow fillies were amazed with your appearance.
  357. >The one with the big red bow turned to you.
  358. >"Wow, so you're the one my sister was telling me about. You're that human who saved Scootaloo from a manticore!"
  359. >The gray turd with glasses decided to snort sarcastically to that.
  360. >"Oh please, do you really believe that this 'humen' here, could defeat a manticore?! I certainly don't, do you think so too Diamond Tiara?"
  361. >The pink 'genius' smiled broadly.
  362. >"Of course, if he could do such a feat, his magic would have to be in par at least, with that of a royal guard. I can clearly see, that he is not even a normal one!"
  363. >The both of them started to laugh.
  364. >You squint your eyes.
  365. >I ma gunna rek you m8, I swear on my mum!
  366. >Of course your annoyance was nothing, compared to your head's tenant.
  367. >~"WHAT AN INSOLENT LITTLE BASTARDS! I'M GONNA TEACH THEM ABOUT OUR POWER, BY MAKING THEM SCREAM IN PAIN!"~
  368. >Well_that_escalated_quickly.jpg
  369. ~"Wait, I have a better idea. Don't worry they will be screaming, just do what I told you!"~
  370. >She was all ears, even said that she waited for so long, to see your darker side again.
  371. >Scootaloo was about to say something to the retarded duo.
  372. >You laid your hand on her head.
  373. "Wait, let me handle this. So, who wants to see the 'real' magic?!"
  374. >All eyes were on you now.
  375. >You pointed your second hand to the ground, palm directed downwards.
  376. "I must say that I'm really proud of my illusion magic. Watch this!"
  377. >Jade like energy was pouring out of your palm.
  378. >It started to shape itself on the ground.
  379. >Nightmare was using the same spell, that brought Shadowbolts to live, the second time she was facing the power of the elements.
  380. >In front of you, was now standing the exact copy of Diamond Tiara.
  381. >Nobody could tell the diffrence, even her parents.
  382. >White filly who was friends with Scoots was immpresed the most.
  383. >"Wow, that is the magic of a highest degree. I bet that even Twilight have problems with that spell!"
  384. >Little pink menace huffed scornfully.
  385. >"T-That proves nothing! L-look it can't even move!"
  386. >Wrong, little bitch.
  387. >Her illusion copy started to dance, busting some retarded moves and even talk.
  388. >"Hey look at me, I prove nothing! By the way, I'm such an attention whore!"
  389. >'It' had its tongue outside now and was salivating all over the place, like some final form of autism.
  390. >But it wasn't her final form.
  391. >Using 'your' magic you started to change the illusion.
  392. >Diamond Tira looked in disgust like her doppelganger was getting fatter, uglier and weirder by the second.
  393. >It looked now, like some failed lab experiment.
  394. >It has some teeth fallen out, the one thats left was uneven.
  395. >Big bushy brows was almost covering, now Steve Buscemi eyes.
  396. >There were hair growing out, of her big nostrils and ears.
  397. >Overall it was a mix of a complete filly neckbeard, slash utter faggot, slash drama queen, slash Justin Bieber greatest fan.
  398. >That disaster was still talking, with some dumbest accent ever known, using her original voice.
  399. >"Uhg, who 'soid' that um.. I can't cunt to potato!? You know what, I ma gunna fly now!"
  400. >It lifted its fat, bent in some places, front hooves, in the air.
  401. >It tensed like it was sitting on a toilet and farted with the power of a thousand anal salutes!
  402. >This one filly jazz band actually shoot in the air on her 'gas power' and flew away into space to be never seen again.
  403. >Gray cum stain jaw was on the floor.
  404. >Scootaloo and her friends was rolling on the ground, laughing like mad ponies.
  405. >Diamond Tiara was shaking in fear mixed with fury.
  406. >"T-T-That ssstill p-proves nothing! Y-You are soo old, a-and you still d-don't have a cutie mark. Y-You blank flank!"
  407. >You smiled viciously.
  408. "Well, actualy I have one. Here let me show you, mind that humans got them on some other places, than you ponies do."
  409. >You lifted your shirt sleeve and flexed your biceps for those two.
  410. >On this glorious gun show, was drawn by Nightmare magic, a traditional cutie mark.
  411. >It was a badass war hammer, which was beating the shit, out of something that looked like a tiara and spoon.
  412. "You know what, I never knew what it means, but now I feel that the answer is very close to me."
  413. >You crouched to their level.
  414. "It's like I can almost taste it. Do the both of you know what I'm talking about."
  415. >You started to slowly extend your hands in their direction.
  416. >Before you could grab them, they had run away in mach 3 speed, screaming like top level pussies!
  417. >Scootaloo was laughing, but the other two looked a little disturbed.
  418. >You smiled and showed them, that your 'cutie mark' was a fake.
  419. >That had calmed them enough to talk to Scoots.
  420. >"So Scootaloo, where were you for the whole day, we were looking for you?!"
  421. >Yellow filly was looking at her with a scowl in her gaze.
  422. >Orange ball of laughter lifted both of her hooves in fron of her.
  423. >"Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, I'm sorry, please forgive. I couldn't go crusading with you today, because... well... um..."
  424. >Sweetie was having enough of this.
  425. >"Well, out with it already!"
  426. >Scoots was looking at the ground.
  427. >"I..I was looking for a house with my d-dad here!"
  428. >She pointed her hoof at you.
  429. >White unicorn filly was happy beyond reason.
  430. >"WOW, so he is your dad now! That is so amazing!"
  431. >Scootaloo was confused.
  432. >"Wait, you're not freaking out, that my dad is a human?!"
  433. >Sweetie turned to her.
  434. >"No, why? We already knew you were an orph*umf*..."
  435. >Bloom had put her hoof into Belle's mouth.
  436. >"Yeah, what she was tring to say is that we are not freaking out, because we knew why its possible, for him to be your dad."
  437. >Scoots eyes widened.
  438. >"Y-You knew, that I'm an *gulp* an orphan?"
  439. >Yellow earth filly took away her hoof from Sweetie's mouth.
  440. >"Y-Yes, the signs were obvious, especially the fact, that you never agreed on any slumber party at your place and this whole honorary sister thing, with Rainbow. Sorry, for not talking about it. We thought it doesn't matter for you, so we never brough that up."
  441. >Man, that was some real, loyal friends over there.
  442. >Scootaloo had tears in her eyes.
  443. >"S-So it doesn't bother you, that I am or rather was an orphan?"
  444. >Bloom was happy to answer.
  445. >"NO! Why would it? You're our best friend, it doesn't matter if you have a mom or dad!"
  446. >Sweetie Belle jumped in the air.
  447. >"Cutie Mark Crusaders Hug Pile!"
  448. >They hugged each other in a mighty hug.
  449. >Scoots was ecstatic.
  450. >"Thanks girls, you're the best buds, a filly like me could ever have!"
  451. >They end the hug, and she returned to your side.
  452. >"Sorry, but today me and my dad must look for a house. I promise that tomorrow, I will join you for sure!"
  453. >They tell their goodbyes and you could ask Mayor Mare, if she knew about any houses for sale, without further delay.
  454. >It turned there was one, that was ideal for you, not so far away from Everfree forest.
  455. >It also wasn't too far, from the town square in this little town, but it was enough for you, to had a little privacy.
  456. >It was left for sale with everything inside, including beds and other furniture.
  457. >When you asked why, mayor said that it belonged to a pegasi family.
  458. >They didn't want to bother with enchanting all of their stuff, to not pass through clouds, before they moved to Cloudsdale.
  459. >Asked for your financial capabilities, you told her the 'royal gift' story.
  460. >She was so pleased, with what she heard, that she gave you the keys to this house.
  461. >She also said, that you should live there for a couple of days and then decide to buy it or not.
  462. >She was really looking after her town's citizens, don't she?
  463. >In the way to your 'new place of living', you decided to visit Twilight.
  464. >You were about to tell her that you found it and you decided to stay there for the night.
  465. >Unfortunately she was nowhere to be found, so you just told everything to Spike.
  466. >He was a little upset about you leaving, so you promised, that you will be visiting him and Twilight as much as you can.
  467. >When you finally reached it, you were amazed by its design.
  468. >It has everything a human and pegasi filly could dream about.
  469. >It even had a little runway on the roof.
  470. >What was inside of the house, was even better.
  471. >There was three bedrooms, a big main lounge, a kitchen and two bathrooms.
  472. >You hoped that Celestia won't become bald, when she will see the bill for this house.
  473. >As of now, you were placing some of those 'magical wards' that Nightmare came up with.
  474. >Thanks to those, she could have her 'negative zone' inside the house.
  475. >She could also maintain her 'physical' form , without draining you or herself from magic anymore.
  476. >Of course as long as you were near, you were still fused with each other.
  477. >It turned, that this kind of magic was unavailable to her before, because of her weakened state.
  478. >Now all was almost well with her power and you just couldn't wait to see the first meeting of a brand new mother with her daughter.
  479. >Scoots was the same, so when you said you just finished with the last 'ward', she was really pumped up!
  480. >There was this whole lightning show business and Nightmare appeared in all her glory before the small filly.
  481. >You sat down on the couch to give them some space and rest a little.
  482. >After this whole day of walking, your legs were killing you.
  483. >Bearing her royal pose, Nighty walked up to smiling Scootaloo.
  484. >She grabbed her in her magic and brought Scoots on her predatory eyes level.
  485. >"So you want to be MY daughter? Do you think you got what it takes to become the Princess of the Moon?"
  486. >Orange filly didn't answered that.
  487. >She grabbed her head and neck in a bear hug.
  488. >She was also rubbing her cheek with her head.
  489. >"I-I don't care about any titles! I'm just glad that you're willing to have me!"
  490. >Right in the feels!
  491. >Damn, there was something in your eyes.
  492. >You saw that Nightmare turned away from you.
  493. >You bet there was something in her eyes too.
  494. >She was all shaking a little.
  495. >"B-But of course. A-After all you are the holder of m-my favour!"
  496. >She hugged her tightly with her huge, onyx wings and even rubbed her cheek a little on her head, like a big black cat mom.
  497. >Scootaloo was almost in tears now.
  498. >"T-Thanks... momma."
  499. >She embraced her even tighter.
  500. >You didn't heard what Moonie said to that, because suddenly you had a sinking feeling in your stomach.
  501. >Your sight started to get blurry.
  502. >Before you could have said anything you lost your consciousness.
  503. >....
  504. >When you woke up, you felt..differently, to say the least.
  505. >You looked around, you were not in your new house anymore.
  506. >The room you was in, was richly decorated, with almost priceless looking furnishings.
  507. >You were lying in a big, king sized bed.
  508. >Did someone kidnapped you to the palace?!
  509. >There was still dark outside, but you decided to get out of the bed and search for any clues, where you were.
  510. >One of the most disturbing things, was that you tried to contact Nightmare, but she didn't answer to any of your calls.
  511. >You even didn't felt her there, in the back of your mind.
  512. >You got outta bed... and collapsed on your face!
  513. >What was wrong with your body!?
  514. >You looked down at it.
  515. >What the flying fuck!
  516. >You had hooves a-and white coat... a-and a wavy colorful t-tail!
  517. >Almost like...
  518. >You quickly looked at yourself in the big rustic mirror, which was near the bed.
  519. >What you saw was beyond your small mind.
  520. >In the mirror was looking at you, no other than princess Celestia, the main ruler of the land!
  521. >Not only that!
  522. >In the back of your mind, where normally you would hear Nightmare, you could hear Celestia's own voice.
  523. >She was starting to panic, that she couldn't control her body and that she was feeling the presence of somepony else, probably yours.
  524. >Looking at her image in the mirror, you somehow knew what was happening.
  525. >Fucking enhanced poison joke extract just showed, what it was capable of!
  526. >
  527. >You're Nightmare Moon and you're not happy!
  528. >Not at all!
  529. >You are lying on the bed beside Anonymous, at the moment.
  530. >Or, rather his not moving body.
  531. >There is also a little orange filly sleeping here, tucked under one of your wings.
  532. >Even in her sleep, there was more life in her than in him.
  533. >You were looking at Anon with concern in your gaze.
  534. >Yes, it was surprising...you were worried about him!
  535. >You've become accustomed, to what he represented in your life.
  536. >Even his continuous crusade, to change your ways of dealing with everypony, was less and less annoying.
  537. >Of course you had no intention of telling him that.
  538. >It would be to easy for him, to gain your favor just like that!
  539. >He will have to try a little harder.
  540. >Especially, after that selfish adoption decision he made.
  541. >Right now though, 'he' couldn't do nothing.
  542. >His body was only breathing shallowly.
  543. >It could do that without his will, which you couldn't detect.
  544. >No matter how hard you tried, you couldn't reach him.
  545. >It was if like his conscious disapeared from his living flesh.
  546. >HOW did it come to this?!
  547. >You sort out the events from the last evening in your mind.
  548. >Maybe you'll find your answer there.
  549. >You were consorting Scootaloo, which surprisingly, you found to be very fulfilling.
  550. >This little orange ball of fur was desperately craving your attention.
  551. >She even c-called you her m-momma.
  552. >You were never cared for, or do something similar for anypony.
  553. >Scoots honest display of affection, had stoked the fire in your core, which you didn't even knew about.
  554. >You felt warm on your cold heart.
  555. >Embracing her in your wings, you silently promised, that no harm would befall her ever again.
  556. >Only you or Anon had the right to rise your voice at her, if she will deserve it.
  557. >Anypony else who will do that, won't do it ever again.
  558. >After all, it would be hard to yell at things, with your lower jaw ripped out of your snout.
  559. >Anonymous would surely disagree with you, but you didn't gave a buck about it.
  560. >It was your way of being a m-mom, whether he likes it or not!
  561. >When you end your hug, you looked at him from the corner of your eye.
  562. >He was lying in a strange position on the couch.
  563. >At first you thought, he was just tired and found himself fast asleep.
  564. >Your suspicions were wrong.
  565. >When the both of you approached him, you felt that he wasn't dreaming at all.
  566. >What was even more disturbing, you didn't detect any emotions, that would normally be present when somepony is asleep.
  567. >Scootaloo started to prod his face with her hoof.
  568. >She was laughing.
  569. >"Hey, wake up dad. I thought that humans don't go to sleep in their clothes!"
  570. >When after a few similar shouts he didn't woke up, her smile was replaced with a distraught look.
  571. >She turned to you.
  572. >"W-Why is he not waking up?!"
  573. >How would you suppose to know!
  574. >You felt her fear rising every second of your silence.
  575. >It was not only about Anon's well being, but it was also a fear of being left alone, forgotten.
  576. >Once again without a future to look into.
  577. >You couldn't let it grow, so you lied.
  578. >"Don't you worry about him. He is sleeping very deeply right now. His body is regenerating strength, after placing those wards, which allowed me to walk these rooms in the flesh."
  579. >She had put her hoof on his shoulder.
  580. >"Will he be alright? When will he wake up?"
  581. >You didn't like to be questioned by anypony, but she was an exeption.
  582. >"He will be alright, his body is just resting. Only time will show when it will end. Last time when Anon visited you at the hospital he slept for almost two whole days."
  583. >That news didn't helped to calm her.
  584. >"T-Two nights! Back there, he only cast that spell for a few moments! I don't want to even think, for h-how l-long dad will be out cold now!"
  585. >You embraced her with one of your onyx, glorious wings.
  586. >It was the privilege meant only for two beings in this world.
  587. >"I said that you don't need to worry about him. He will be MY responsibility from now on, just like you. Let me tell you, that A TRUE QUEEN never backs down from her responsibilities."
  588. >You smilied to make her calm.
  589. >She was never affraid of your razor sharp teeth.
  590. >That was one more thing you liked in that little child, her open mind.
  591. >"You should fallow Anonymous example and rest now."
  592. >Snuggling in your embrace, she tried to have a different opinion about this.
  593. >"I'm not that sleepy, I can s-stay a-awaaa...."
  594. >She was fast asleep in your wing.
  595. >Your horn stopped glowing.
  596. >That's right, you helped her a little, with her decision to go to rest.
  597. >That was one of only a few powers, which you had at your disposal, outside of your host.
  598. >The main core of it, as well as your own life force, was still inside of his being.
  599. >If you ever wanted to have all of those at your full disposal, in your physical form, you'd have to 'leave' him permanently.
  600. >That would be a very unwise decision.
  601. >Doing that would make you weak in a very short time, because of the unstoppable power bleed.
  602. >Holding Scootaloo in your wing-grip, you lifted Anonymous up with your magic.
  603. >You laid with the both of them on the bed, inside of the room Anon decided will be 'yours'.
  604. >The bed was big enough to contain the three of you, probably used by the two grown pegasi, which lived here before.
  605. >You laid your head on the pillow and hoped that tomorrow morning everything will be back, to its previous normal state.
  606. >This lead you to where you were right now.
  607. >Hideous rays of morning light will be piercing through the windows curtains, any moment now.
  608. >Anonymous state didn't changed.
  609. >There was still no emotions to be found inside of him.
  610. >You began to be seriously annoyed with it.
  611. >You can stall Scootaloo for two, maybe three days with the 'regeneration story'.
  612. >Even more important was the fact, that not only Anonymous future has been put into question.
  613. >Yours as well.
  614. >Without his 'presence' in his own body, you won't be able to replenish your energy, whenever you use some of it.
  615. >You were also unable to move anywhere outside of this house.
  616. >It was now your prison and you had enough of that for the last thousand years.
  617. >You wanted to scream out of frustration, but didn't want to wake up Scoots.
  618. >Why was this HAPPENING!
  619. >Is this the effects of this poison joke extract, that idiot spilled on himself at the spa?!
  620. >It couldn't be, you assured it was completely out of Anon's system!
  621. >Of course you had told him something completely different, to scare him.
  622. >It was only a little punishment for his clumsiness, nothing major.
  623. >A pure poison joke extract was nothing for your pow... wait!
  624. >What was this spa mare babbling about this extract?
  625. >You were to distracted, with containing this liquefied disaster, to listen to her closely.
  626. >She said something about it not being an average extract.
  627. >It was... was... enhanced with pure chaos magic!
  628. >Your scream internally!
  629. >You knew only about one creature, powerful enough to do it, with such efficiency.
  630. >Bucking DISCORD!
  631. >You knew you felt some faintly, suspicious chaos magic, lingering in the air of this town.
  632. >Without waking up Scootaloo, you slowly got up from the bed and approached one of the windows in the room.
  633. >You could see the weird cottage, with some small zoo attached to it, on the horizon.
  634. >It was even closer to the Everfree forest, than this house was.
  635. >In its premises, you could clearly feel the largest amounts of Discord's magic.
  636. >It was probably the place, he visited most frequently in here.
  637. >If Anonymous state won't change soon, you will be very angry.
  638. >You will detach yourself fully from him and go there for a little house visit.
  639. >Then you gonna find this spa client pony, who is friends with Discord and DEMAND his presence before you!
  640. >After that, you will 'insist' that he reverse the effects of his magic, which changed Anonymous into a vegetable.
  641. >If he decline, you will have just enough of your power to rip this crazy goat head out of his shoulders!
  642. >Then you will search for the answers, directly inside his dying brain!
  643. >Looking outside, you squint your eyes dangerously.
  644. >You will wait for now, but you won't be doing that forever.
  645. >Your patience is already wearing thin.
  646. >....
  647. >
  648. >You are Anonymous.
  649. >WRONG fucker, you are princess Celestia!
  650. >No, but seriously you are Anonymous.
  651. >You're just trapped inside of her body.
  652. >If_you_know_what_I_mean.jpg
  653. >Yeah, that would be such cool and at the same time cheesy statement.
  654. >Right now though, you're losing your fucking mind!
  655. >Enhanced poison joke extract took you for the craziest ride of your life, till now.
  656. >You are 'fused' with the main ruler of the land and in control of her every move.
  657. >Probably, like it was with Nightmare before, she got the whole 'magic control' package.
  658. >In truth, you didn't even tried to use her magic.
  659. >You are to busy 'killing' her precious furniture.
  660. >*CRUSH!*
  661. >Another one bites the dust!
  662. >This time it was her bedside cabinet.
  663. >Damn it!
  664. >Someone should stick the warning label, on that big, juicy white ass.
  665. >It should be written on it 'warning, stay away from those buns!'.
  666. >Finally, you managed to stand in place, on a shaky legs.
  667. >Celestia was almost going apeshit, inside your mind.
  668. >~"What is going on! I know that someone is controlling me! I know you are there! Who or what are you?! What are you trying to achieve?! Please be reasonable!"~
  669. >Classy.
  670. >Guess, even her got a panic switch somewhere to be pressed.
  671. >Her tone became more serious.
  672. >~"Let me warn you. I'm still in full control of my magic. If, you try to harm my little ponies, I won't hesitate and even destroy myself in the process of stopping you."~
  673. >Now, you saw and heard everything in your life.
  674. >For a politician , or in her case ruler, to be able to put her own life in jeopardy for the good of her people?
  675. >On your corrupted world it would be almost impossible!
  676. >Guess, you're really not in Kansas anymore, dear Dorothy.
  677. >You should answer her, before she rupture a vein or something inside of 'your' brain and really put you down.
  678. ~"Easy there, your highness! There is no need for that kind of action against me!"~
  679. >Hey, guess what, your voice inside your mind, sounds the same as always.
  680. >Probably on the outside, you sound exactly like her.
  681. >You know, using her vocal cords and all that.
  682. >~"That voice! I recognise it! Anonymous?! What.. how are you doing this?!"~
  683. >You felt she calmed down a little.
  684. >It's good to know that you're no immediate danger in her opinion.
  685. ~"Well, you know, a funny thing happened. I accidentally spilled this whole enhanced poison joke extract on myself and um... here I am. Sorry."~
  686. >You felt her distraught rising.
  687. >~"Pray tell, enhanced with what?!"~
  688. >If you could, you would be smiling apologetically in her direction right now.
  689. ~"Oh you know, the usual stuff. Sugar, spice and everything nice. Um... and there was also a little bit of... pure chaos magic."
  690. >You added the last few words in a nearly inaudible voice.
  691. >Regardless, that got her attention the most.
  692. >"Chaos magic?! There is only one... DISCORD!"~
  693. >Aaaand now she's angry.
  694. >You decided to calm her down before she declare, that she's ready to shit blood and thunder on his grave, after putting him inside of it.
  695. ~"Don't be mad at him. I'm sure he didn't know where this extract finally ends up."~
  696. >That did the trick.
  697. >Man, you should become a diplomat or something!
  698. >~"Yes, I think you're right. Please forgive me my uncouth behavior. You know, on the other hoof, his magic can be even helpfull here."~
  699. >There was a hope to get out of this situation?!
  700. ~"What do you mean by that?! Please explain, I'm pretty new to this whole 'magic theory' thing."~
  701. >~"No matter how wicked, his magic never caused a permanent harm to anypony. Most of the time it's also temporary, it's effects wearing out after some time."~
  702. >Sweet!
  703. ~"So you're saying that we cold be separated any minute now and forget about it?"~
  704. >Her tone was not so optimistic anymore.
  705. >~"Well, I wouldn't put my hopes so high. It all depends on how much of his magic was in the mix. The effects could last from minutes to even years."~
  706. >Wut?
  707. >Fuck it, this couldn't be your only way of getting out of here.
  708. ~"Say, what about princess Luna, couldn't she do something about all of this? Or, at least find this Discord guy and force him to help us?"~
  709. >You felt she smiled apologetically there.
  710. >~"Sorry to disappoint you, but my sister is resting right now. Without her full power, she would be no help to us. As for Discord, he went on some self-appointed vacation. Knowing him, he could even be on a
  711. different world right now. Now having that behind, we must start 'our' day and wait for my sister's night."~
  712. >All_is_lost.png
  713. >There was some resignation in your voice.
  714. ~"Okaaay... what do you want me to do."~
  715. >She caught it in a second.
  716. >~"Don't be like that, there is always a way. Right now though, I want you to take us to the balcony. We must rise the sun."~
  717. >Yeah, you can rise my... WUT!?
  718. ~"About that, impossible. I barely control your body. I can't help you in rising the sun!"~
  719. >She was not happy to hear that.
  720. >~"You can and you will. A little faith in your abilities Anonymous. If we don't do this, you can't even imagine what kind of panic it would cause! Everypony would think, that Nightmare Moon walks in Equestria again!"~
  721. >Bitch please, you don't even know how truth that is!
  722. >For a second there, you were curious what Moonie was doing.
  723. >She was probably raging and taking care of your 'dead' body and Scoots.
  724. >You hoped that this orange filly will contain her wild temperament, until you get back, if ever.
  725. >On a wobbly legs you started to walk in the balcony door direction.
  726. >When you were near, princess Celestia decided to let you on a little secret.
  727. >~"Alright Anonymous, not so fast, remember that I got a..."~
  728. >To late.
  729. >A long, sharp horn shattered the window in a balcony door into a million pieces!
  730. >~"... a horn."~
  731. >So smooth dude!
  732. >She used her magic to open the damaged door.
  733. ~"You know, you could have done this sooner, your highness."~
  734. >She huffed silently.
  735. >~"You know, you could have been more cautious, my subject."~
  736. >Oh, touche you sun butt!
  737. >You walked outside.
  738. ~"We are here, what now?"~
  739. >She started to use her whole power.
  740. >It was really amazing feeling.
  741. >You thought that you could do anything right now.
  742. >~"Anon I need you to gently lift my um.. our head. If you do that, the sun will follow in the direction, which our horn is pointing at."~
  743. >You tried to do just that.
  744. >Nice and slow.
  745. >Regardless, there was a 'little' problem in doing that the easy way.
  746. >Her powerful horse like neck muscles.
  747. >You weren't accustomed to that kind of capabilities, in terms of moving your head.
  748. >You applied too much strength at the beginning and jerked your head like burned!
  749. >The sun shoot up in the sky, blinding you and everyone in this crazy world!
  750. >~"No Anonymous! What have you done! I told you to be gentle!"~
  751. >When you regain your sight, you looked down, on the streets of Canterlot.
  752. >Lucky for you there was no angry mob forming on them right now.
  753. >Everyone was looking dumbfounded in the palace's direction.
  754. >You didn't know if they could see or hear you from that far away.
  755. >Regardless, you smiled silly and started to wave your um.. hoof.
  756. "Erm, sorry everypony, it won't happen again! Everything is alright, get back to whatever you were doing before!"
  757. >One after another, ponies shrugged their shoulders and stopped looking in your direction.
  758. >~"You know that they couldn't hear or see you, right? Lets get back inside."~
  759. >As you were inside again, Celestia used her powers to magically teleport her usual gold attire on you.
  760. >Probably because of your 'killing intent' in your every move, against her furniture.
  761. >~"Good now we will wait for the maid, which will bring us some food. You're in luck, normally I would dine with my sister, but today my daily court is scheduled on very early hours."~
  762. >Her tone was more regal now.
  763. >~"Please try to look presentable, when the maid gets here."~
  764. >Alright, you could do that.
  765. >You stood in a pose, which Nightmare often took.
  766. >You called it 'come at me bro! pony version'.
  767. >Celestia didn't said anything about it, so you decided to experiment some.
  768. >You belived that thanks to Moonie powers, you had an experience in using wings.
  769. >It would be so rad to expand Celestia's to give her even more of a regal look.
  770. >You started slowly.
  771. >~"W-What are you doing Anonymous, we won't be flying for today?!"~
  772. ~"Take it easy, your highness. I got this!"~
  773. >Wrong!
  774. >Once again you did it too quickly.
  775. >You were thrown into the air.
  776. >Luckily, she's got a very high ceiling in her room, so you didn't bumped your head on it.
  777. >Instead of that, you think you did a barrel roll, cuban eight, hammerhead and some other aerobatic maneuvers.
  778. >To land on your 'face' in an ear splitting crash.
  779. >Bitch be trippin class today!
  780. >The main door to her room opened.
  781. >With the corner of your eye, you saw that one of the guards posted on the other side, came to check what was going on.
  782. >"Your highness is everyth..."
  783. >What he saw was a big white alicorn mare, lying on her face, her wings sprawled on the floor and her ass in the air.
  784. >To add to this picture, her wavy tail was moved aside, by the force of the impact.
  785. >He saw... everything there was to see.
  786. >His jaw was almost at the floor, and his head was now red like tomato.
  787. >~"For the love of everything that's precious to you Anon, invest in some decency!"~
  788. >How about you invest in some pants!
  789. "See anything you like guardspony?!"
  790. >You tried to add as much venom as possible to this question.
  791. >He was brought back from his dream land in a second.
  792. >"N-No y..your highness! I m-mean y-ye.. I will take my leave now!"
  793. >He saluted quickly and closed the door behind him.
  794. >As you were standing up, you heard him saying something to the other guard posted there.
  795. >Something about his life being complete and that he can die happily now.
  796. >~"Oh, I would never suspect that!"~
  797. >She was giggling a little.
  798. >Dang Celly, you got some playful side after all.
  799. >And a pair of a good ears too, to hear something like that through the reinforced door.
  800. >Someone was knocking on them right now.
  801. >~"This must be our food, I will open the door for the maid to come in."~
  802. >She did just that.
  803. >When the maid was out, you looked at the food.
  804. >There was nothing royal in the dish before you.
  805. >A few simple croissants, butter, two oranges, piece of pie and a cup of fresh tea.
  806. >~"Please start eating. We don't have much time."~
  807. >In hope that this whole 'sticking magic' in her hoof works fine, you grabbed one of the croissants.
  808. >In an atemmpt to put it in your mouth, you once more forgot about the differences between the 'faces' of alicorn and human.
  809. >You shove it right into your eye!
  810. "Aaaargh! Why is this fucking croissant so warm!"
  811. >You heard that one of the guards gulped loudly, behind the doors.
  812. >You knew that this curse word meant something different in here.
  813. >Maybe he was thinking that his great and benevolent ruler decided to 'play' a little with her food?
  814. >Princess Celestia's tone was full of resignation.
  815. >~"Here, let me help you, before you turn my reputation into ashes."~
  816. >With the help of her magic you ate all of the food peacefull and clean.
  817. >Well, maybe except that piece of pie.
  818. >She shove it whole, right in her mouth, as if she never eaten something like that before.
  819. >It was good but man, she eat those like some cookie monster!
  820. >After your meal, Celestia showed you the way to her daily court.
  821. >On the way, there was just one small incident.
  822. >You saw that, not only the guards posted at the doors were following you.
  823. >Every other guard was joining them, on the way Celestia was showing you.
  824. >You thought that they somehow started to think, you were some kind of an impostor, because of your classy behavior in her room and want to beat the crap out of you.
  825. >You started to run.
  826. >They started to chase you.
  827. >You didn't know that it was just a standard procedure for the court day.
  828. >Before she managed to explain this, you barged into the throne room like a mad man chased by the shrinks.
  829. >Everyone's eyes was upon you, some of them full of fear.
  830. >Oh, and their jaws was on the floor to.
  831. >You calmed them all by saying, that you didn't want to disappoint them by showing to late and decided for a little healthy jog.
  832. >The one to be disappointed was you.
  833. >Daily court was so amazingly, fucking boring!
  834. >You were doing and saying whatever she told you, but if not for her secret 'butt massage' spell she cast on her throne, you would run away from there screaming.
  835. >Until that one pony drew your attention.
  836. >He was a big, white unicorn stallion with a blonde mane.
  837. >In the clothes he was wearing, he looked like some kind of a prince.
  838. >After he entered the throne room, he didn't wait for his turn to speak.
  839. >He just walked straight to you, with his snout held high and didn't even introduced himself.
  840. >You didn't liked the bastard already.
  841. >Celestia told you, that it was her nephew Prince Blueblood and that you need to be patient with him.
  842. >You thought that he will have some stupid demands, but what he told you froze the blood in your veins.
  843. >"Hello aunty, once again I stand before you and ask for your permission to demolish the local orphanage. I'm sure that there will be enough room for the orphans in the other cities, for example in that dirty Manehattan. Our beautiful capital will surely profit by the absence of that ugly building. Also the view from the window in my mansion, will be more proper because of that."
  844. >You were furious.
  845. ~"Excuse me for saying this, but did that cum bucket just said, that he wants to destroy the orphanage, because he don't like the view?!"~
  846. >She was surprisingly calm.
  847. >~"Anonymous please, stay calm. His family is very influential in this land, so I can't punish him for such childish demands. Just tell him that this matter is closed and you don't want to talk about it anymore."~
  848. >Yeah, right!
  849. >What he's going to come up with next?!
  850. >Maybe he will want to throw out of the capital every 'poor' pony?!
  851. >No, you won't be calm, time to teach him some manners!
  852. >You leaned on your throne in his direction.
  853. >You lifted one of your armored front hoof, right beside his snout.
  854. "See this hoof, you little bucker, its pretty big huh?!"
  855. >Celestia was yelling in your mind to stop this at once.
  856. >Good that you had a lot of experience in not listening to that kind of a background noise.
  857. "Do your pea like brain have any idea, what will happen to your ugly muzzle, when it connects with it?!"
  858. >His pupils were very small now, like most of the ponies around you, but he was still talking.
  859. >"S-Surely, you m-must jest dear aunty. M-My proposition is what our beautiful city nee..."
  860. >He didn't get to finish that sentence.
  861. >You slapped him hard across the muzzle!
  862. >Once again you applied too much strength to your actions.
  863. >This time though, you were not bothered with this fact.
  864. >He was thrown backwards and fell from the stairs on the red carpet before them.
  865. >Its colour didn't helped to hide the blood, which was pouring out of his nose.
  866. >He was sitting there looking at you in fear.
  867. >You stood up and walked to the edge of the stairs.
  868. "Listen closely, one more request like that from you and I will personally see to your imprisonment! Guards take that bucking mistake away from my eyes! Don't be to gentle!"
  869. >You could swear, that one of the guards said to his colleague, that he was waiting for something like that to happen to Blueblood for a long time now.
  870. >When he was dragged away from the throne room, you returned to your old spot.
  871. >~"What have you DONE! Do you have any idea how long will it get me to sort this farce out with his family?! Why you didn't listen..."~
  872. >You had to interrupt her.
  873. ~"Maybe something good will come out of this! Maybe he will learn his lesson and won't bother you anymore with such crap! If not, know that I'm very sorry for what happened, but sometimes you just got to get your hooves dirty!"~
  874. >You had to hurry, you were feeling this strange sucking sensation in your stomach.
  875. >You knew exactly what was going to happen now.
  876. ~"By the way, I think that our little 'fusion' is coming to an end, I can feel it. Once again I'm sorry for whatever repercussion will befall on you for my behavior, your highness. I hope that next time we will see each other in better conditions than this. Farewell."~
  877. >You closed your eyes.
  878. >In your mind you saw that Celestia was actually smiling and waving her hoof in a goodbye gesture.
  879. >She really was a forgiving and benevolent ruler.
  880. >Finally you could go back to Nightmare and Scootaloo.
  881. >Suddenly Celestia's 'face' turned very surprised.
  882. >Why was she...
  883. >Holy shit, thinking about those two, opened your mind before her!
  884. >Memories about Nightmare was spilling out of you like water from a broken pitcher.
  885. >She saw everything from the moment you met her, to the moment you were in your new house with her and Scootaloo.
  886. >She looked at you, her pupils like pinpricks.
  887. >~"Anonymous, you lied to meeeeee...."~
  888. >You were thrown into the darkness.
  889. >....
  890. >You opened your eyes.
  891. >You were back in your old body, which was lying on this big bed inside of your room.
  892. >You started to cough loudly.
  893. >In a moment there was jade like magic all over you, which stopped the coughing.
  894. >Somepony put her onyx armored hoof on your chest.
  895. >You looked upwards.
  896. >Nightmare Moon was standing beside your bed.
  897. >She was... smiling.
  898. >She was really happy to see you!
  899. >"Welcome back to the land of the living, my dear Anonymous."
  900. >Shame you had to destroy this beautiful moment, with what you have to say.
  901. "Yeah, I'm back and I'm afraid I have some grave news. I think, no I'm sure, that princess Celestia knows everything about you and me, my dear Nightmare."
  902. >Her pupils turned to pinpricks too.
  903.  
  904. End of chapter 9.

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