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BadGrammarFag - Derpy and Yandere Anon [RGRE]

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    Author: BadGrammarFag
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    Pastebin URL: Y11X0Fp3.html
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    Date: JAN 16TH, 2016
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  7. 7.
    >You are Anonymous.
  8. 8.
    >Big surprise there, eh?
  9. 9.
    >Currently you're sitting at the cafe with your girl..erm, marefriend.
  10. 10.
    >Drepy Hooves.
  11. 11.
    >Also known as [spoiler]Ditzy Doo[/spoiler][spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
  12. 12.
    >That wonderful and generous mare took you under her caring wing, when you were broken and homeless.
  13. 13.
    >Which, to say the truth, was not long after your ass was thrown in here by some unexplained magic shenanigans.
  14. 14.
    >To this little marshmallow horses candyland.
  15. 15.
    >At the beginning you thought you'd be fine and dandy.
  16. 16.
    >However, you quickly learned about this whole reversed gender roles autism.
  17. 17.
    >As a male your rights were worth less than a sack of shit in this place.
  18. 18.
    >You couldn't own a house.
  19. 19.
    >You couldn't get a job.
  20. 20.
    >You even couldn't buy sharp, or seemingly dangerous things without the assistance of your mare.
  21. 21.
    >All in all, as a single male you were screwed six ways till sunday.
  22. 22.
    >Until you've met Derpy.
  23. 23.
    >Well, she practically rammed you on the street.
  24. 24.
    >When she started apologising for her clumsiness, she looked really adorable.
  25. 25.
    >Unfortunately, it was quickly drowned in the sounds of laughter and bad jokes all around you.
  26. 26.
    >Some mares who saw her crashing with you, were pointing their hooves at Derpy, snickering loudly.
  27. 27.
    >She lowered her head and flatten her ears.
  28. 28.
    >Then you saw a tear rolling down her muzzle.
  29. 29.
    >Your white knight instincts kicked in!
  30. 30.
    >In a blink of an eye, you grabbed her in your arms.
  31. 31.
    >When you wrapped your hands around her, she looked more confused than scared.
  32. 32.
    >Nonetheless, she hugged your neck with her hooves and your shoulders with her wings.
  33. 33.
    >For a mare in this strange world, it must have been hard to seek comfort and protection from a male, like you.
  34. 34.
    >Though, it was clear she was looking for a way to hide herself from her assailants.
  35. 35.
    >You turned to the mentioned laughing mares.
  36. 36.
    "Shut the fuck up, you stupid cunts! It wasn't her fault, it was mine, alright?! I wasn't looking where I was going."
  37. 37.
    >They shuted their pie holes almost instantly.
  38. 38.
    >There was a look of utter shock on their muzzles.
  39. 39.
    >Guess they never heard a male talking in that manner.
  40. 40.
    >One of them raised her hoof and was trying to say something.
  41. 41.
    >"H-Hey, w-we were jus-"
  42. 42.
    >You cut her off, with an angry snort.
  43. 43.
    "Sorry "ladies", but I'm alredy late for the show called "I don't give a fuck". Bye, see you never."
  44. 44.
    >You didn't wait for thier answer.
  45. 45.
    >Still holding Derpy in your arms, you walked away, leaving them with their jaws on the ground.
  46. 46.
    >Long story short, you and her became a new, loving couple.
  47. 47.
    >She gave you home, financial support and unconditional love.
  48. 48.
    >You gave her someone to talk to, confide in and call her own.
  49. 49.
    >Although, you felt it wasn't enough.
  50. 50.
    >She was doing so much for you, working her ass off everyday.
  51. 51.
    >You decided you need to prote-
  52. 52.
    >"AHEM!"
  53. 53.
    "Er.. um.. Wha?!"
  54. 54.
    >You were brought out of your thoughts, by a loud throat clearing sound.
  55. 55.
    >Looking around you saw an earth pony waitress holding a pen in her mouth and a notepad in her hoof.
  56. 56.
    >"Are you ready to order?"
  57. 57.
    >Oh, right you were at the cafe.
  58. 58.
    "Yeah, I'll have a simple black coffee, hold the cream and sugar."
  59. 59.
    >Muh_plebian_taste.jpg
  60. 60.
    >You turned to Derpy, who was sitting across from you.
  61. 61.
    "What about you, my little bubble."
  62. 62.
    >Her cheeks were redder than a tomato in an instant.
  63. 63.
    >"A-Anon!"
  64. 64.
    >You knew she loved that little nickname and you loved to call her that.
  65. 65.
    >She scrunched her muzzle in thought.
  66. 66.
    >"Well, um... I'll have..."
  67. 67.
    >When she was thinking out loud, one of her eyes started to wander upwards.
  68. 68.
    >You found her little condition lovey, but you knew how some ponies perceive it.
  69. 69.
    >It was funny for the mares and ugly for the stallions.
  70. 70.
    >In a corner of your own eye, you saw a laughing fit building in the waiters, who was looking at Derpy.
  71. 71.
    >You clenched your fists and turned to her.
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    "Oi, what are you looking at?! See something funny?!"
  73. 73.
    >Her eyes widen and her pupils shrunk.
  74. 74.
    >She dropped the pen she was holding.
  75. 75.
    >"I-I d-don't!"
  76. 76.
    >You squinted your eyes.
  77. 77.
    "Yeah you better, or-"
  78. 78.
    >You felt something touching your hand.
  79. 79.
    >Looking down you saw Derpy's hoof caressing your skin delicately.
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    >"It's alright Anon, nothing happened. She was just smiling because it's a part of her job, right?"
  81. 81.
    >The waitress nodded nervously.
  82. 82.
    >"Y-yes, you're a-absolutely right."
  83. 83.
    >Derpy smiled happily at you, one of her eyes drifting left.
  84. 84.
    >"See, there's nothing to worry about."
  85. 85.
    >You sighed loudly.
  86. 86.
    "You're too nice for your own good, you know that?"
  87. 87.
    >Hearing that, she just giggled.
  88. 88.
    >You turned your attention to the waitress.
  89. 89.
    "As for you, next time I'll have a word with your bos-"
  90. 90.
    >Your marefriend didn't let you finish the whole sentence once more.
  91. 91.
    >"I'll have a cappuccino and a blueberry muffin, please!"
  92. 92.
    >Surprised mare quickly picked up the pen from the ground and joted something down on her notepad.
  93. 93.
    >"R-Right! I'll be back with your order."
  94. 94.
    >When she left, Derpy put her second hoof on your hand.
  95. 95.
    >"Thank you for protecting me like that, my big, sweet muffin, but I think you're overreacting sometimes."
  96. 96.
    >You waved your second hand dismissively.
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    "Nah, you're just too forgiving. Besides, when you're with me no one will ever laugh, or insult you. I can promise you that."
  98. 98.
    >Her cheeks turned pink and she covered her face with her wing, embarrassed.
  99. 99.
    >"I-I should be the one, to say such things. It's a mare's duty to care for and protect her stallion."
  100. 100.
    >You chuckled.
  101. 101.
    "And that's the problem, my little bubble. I'm no stallion."
  102. 102.
    >Before she could say anything, you scratched behind her ear with your free hand.
  103. 103.
    >"A-An-mmmm-mmm-mmhhh..."
  104. 104.
    >Both of her eyes rolled upwards and a goofy smile bloomed on her muzzle.
  105. 105.
    >Yep, your magic fingers always works.
  106. 106.
    >Before you took your hand away, the waitress came back with your orders.
  107. 107.
    >She began to place them on your table, her snout almost as red as Derpy's.
  108. 108.
    >She was mumbling something under her breath.
  109. 109.
    >"...l-lewd..."
  110. 110.
    >It was the only thing that you managed to hear from her.
  111. 111.
    >Yeah, deal with it, bitch.
  112. 112.
    >Your stallion, if you even have one, will never be able to touch you like this.
  113. 113.
    >At that moment Derpy noticed there was someone standing near your table.
  114. 114.
    >She delicately catched your sleeve with her teeth and pulled your hand on the table.
  115. 115.
    >"Th-that's enough Anon. W-We're in public place."
  116. 116.
    >Still redder than a tomato, she turned to the waitress.
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    >"Thank you and um... sory for that. Sometimes he just can't help himself, you know just how a happy stallions can be, right?"
  118. 118.
    >The mare, who just finished putting your coffee down, looked at Derpy with a thousand miles stare.
  119. 119.
    >"Y-yeah, of-of course I know."
  120. 120.
    >Buuulllshit!
  121. 121.
    >She don't know Zilch about having some happy guy around.
  122. 122.
    >Seeing that you were silently judging her, the waitress gulped loudly.
  123. 123.
    >"I-I'll be going now, have a nice time."
  124. 124.
    >When she was trotting away, you saw her stealing a few glances in your general direction.
  125. 125.
    >A very hungry glances.
  126. 126.
    >Turning your attention at Derpy, you chuckled.
  127. 127.
    "Bitch be jelly and horny."
  128. 128.
    >She hit your arm playfully, with her wing.
  129. 129.
    >"Anon, give her a break already. You know as well as me that there's a lot of single mares and stallion-less herds around."
  130. 130.
    >You smiled and ruffled her mane a little.
  131. 131.
    "Then you're a one lucky mare."
  132. 132.
    >She didn't respond.
  133. 133.
    >One of her eyes was already directed at the muffin before her.
  134. 134.
    >Looks like you won't have her full attention.
  135. 135.
    >At least, as long as this tasty pastry remained there, uneaten.
  136. 136.
    >Chuckling one more time, you began to sip your coffee.
  137. 137.
    >You wouldn't have it any other way.
  138. 138.
    >Your cup was already half empty, when suddenly your yandere sense started tingling.
  139. 139.
    >Looking around, you saw two mares sitting two tables away from you.
  140. 140.
    >One was a pink unicorn and the other a beige earth pony.
  141. 141.
    >They were sniggering uncontrollably, pointing their hooves at Derpy.
  142. 142.
    >One of them started rolling her eyes, to mimic your marefirend's ailment.
  143. 143.
    >They didn't even stop when they saw you were watching them.
  144. 144.
    >You're just some harmless and innocent stallion to them, eh?
  145. 145.
    >Oh, you'll show them just show harmless you are.
  146. 146.
    >Luckily for her, Derpy was still focused on her muffin, so she didn't noticed their behavior.
  147. 147.
    >You decided she won't have to.
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    "I'm going to the bathroom."
  149. 149.
    >Without waiting for her answer, you began your short trip to the table containing those two clowns.
  150. 150.
    >When you stopped beside it, the pink unicorn looked at you with a sultry smile.
  151. 151.
    >"Hey there stud, how about you leave that poor retarded filly and sit with us, the real mares, hmm?"
  152. 152.
    >She batted her eyelashes at you.
  153. 153.
    >In a blink of an eye you grabbed her firmly by the horn.
  154. 154.
    "And how about I brake your stupid forehead-dick and shove it right up your ass, hmm!?"
  155. 155.
    >Squeezing her horn, you started shaking her head and imitating her voice.
  156. 156.
    "Oh yes I would like that! After all, I'm just a dirty, cock-hungry whore!"
  157. 157.
    >Before you managed to make an even bigger scene, you felt something tugging on your trousers.
  158. 158.
    >At first you thought it was that beige earth pony, who finally decided to help her friend, so you quickly turned around.
  159. 159.
    >Time for some justice bitc-
  160. 160.
    >Instead of the mentioned mare, your marefriend was standing in front of you.
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    >"Anon, please, let them go. They're not worth it."
  162. 162.
    >You looked at her with a sad expression.
  163. 163.
    "B-but I want to beat the living crap out of them..."
  164. 164.
    >You even pout a little.
  165. 165.
    >Then you've noticed that everyone at the cafe was looking at you with a frightened expression.
  166. 166.
    >Derpy shook her head.
  167. 167.
    >"No my big muffin, leave them alone. Please, do it... for me."
  168. 168.
    >Puppy dog eyes with a slight strabismus initiated.
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    >HHNNNGGG.png
  170. 170.
    >How can you resist?
  171. 171.
    >Protip: you can't.
  172. 172.
    >Just like on your first "date", you grabbed Derpy in your arms and turned to the mare working the counter.
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    "Hey miss, we're leaving. Put everything we had on those two tab."
  174. 174.
    >You noded your head at the pink and beige duo.
  175. 175.
    >Still shaken by what happened, they didn't said anything.
  176. 176.
    >Lucky for them.
  177. 177.
    >Derpy started to wriggle in your hands.
  178. 178.
    >"Anon, put me down, I can walk, or fly perfectly fine."
  179. 179.
    >It was time for you to shook your head.
  180. 180.
    "No, no. You walk and fly enough at work. Now you don't have to, becouse I'm here."
  181. 181.
    >A few "awww" and a few "scandalous, she force him to carry her around!" was heard in the background.
  182. 182.
    >Though, you didn't gave a single, minuscule fuck about it.
  183. 183.
    >Still delicately holding your precious cargo, you kicked the door open and left the cafe.
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    >
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    >You're a grey pegasus mare and you're fidgeting in Anonymous arms.
  186. 186.
    >That means you're Derpy.
  187. 187.
    >Ever since you left the cafe, your coltfriend has been carrying you around, not letting you go.
  188. 188.
    >Of course it was nice, but at the same time pretty embarrassing.
  189. 189.
    >After all, you were the mare in this relationship.
  190. 190.
    >You should be the one pampering him, not the other way around!
  191. 191.
    >Also, he was so overprotective sometimes.
  192. 192.
    >Nowadays you were more afraid about the wellbeing of the ponies, who made fun of you, than being made fun of.
  193. 193.
    >Anonymous really have no patience for those who look down on you.
  194. 194.
    >The scene he caused at the cafe was the solid proof of that.
  195. 195.
    >To say the truth, you were half-tempted to let him teach those two a lesson.
  196. 196.
    >You didn't get to eat your muffin because of them.
  197. 197.
    >Unfortunately, there were still some ponies around, who saw you as a flying joke.
  198. 198.
    >You were more, or less accustomed to this.
  199. 199.
    >Anon on the other hoof...
  200. 200.
    >You looked upwards, at Anonymous determined face.
  201. 201.
    >His eyes and head were constantly moving.
  202. 202.
    >Knowing him, he was probably looking for the possible dangers ahead.
  203. 203.
    >You pressed your head to his broad, stalliony chest.
  204. 204.
    >It was un-marely, but you felt safe and content in his arms.
  205. 205.
    >Closing your eyes, you started nuzzling him.
  206. 206.
    [Happy derp horse noises]
  207. 207.
    >Your nostrils flared and you took a strong whiff of his intoxicating smell.
  208. 208.
    >Almost instantly you felt a massive heat wave creeping on your muzzle.
  209. 209.
    >No stallion you knew of, could even begin to compete with your big, sweet muffin.
  210. 210.
    >You'd bet every bit you have to your name, that there are mares who would gladly snatch him away from you.
  211. 211.
    >Especially, that Roseluck h-hussy.
  212. 212.
    >You saw how she was looking at YOUR stallion, every time you were buying flowers from her.
  213. 213.
    >No, no.
  214. 214.
    >You certainly aren't some possessive, jealous mare.
  215. 215.
    >Not you, this town's happy postmare.
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    >Though, if Roseluck will ever make a move on your big muffin, the fur will FLY!
  217. 217.
    >YOU'LL SHOW HER WHO'S THE ALPHA MARE HERE, YOU'LL-
  218. 218.
    >...
  219. 219.
    >O-Oh no, n-now who's the overzealous one?
  220. 220.
    >B-but you're a mare, i-it fits you perfectly to protect your sta-
  221. 221.
    >"Look at this, does she have no common decency?!"
  222. 222.
    >Your eyes opened and your smile vanished.
  223. 223.
    >"You're right, to use a stallion, no matter how strong, as your personal carrier?! Scandalous!"
  224. 224.
    >The mares around you weren't happy to see you in Anon's arms.
  225. 225.
    >You didn't have anything against them, really.
  226. 226.
    >After all, they were only looking for a stallion's wellbeing.
  227. 227.
    >You started to wiggle a little.
  228. 228.
    "Anon, you can put me down now."
  229. 229.
    >He just smiled and hugged you tighter.
  230. 230.
    >"You're concerned what the other ponies think, hmm?"
  231. 231.
    >You noded your head.
  232. 232.
    "Yes and I would like t-"
  233. 233.
    >"Fuck 'em. I'm not letting you go."
  234. 234.
    >You scrunched your muzzle in a mild annoyance.
  235. 235.
    "Anon, I want to stretch my legs and that's final."
  236. 236.
    >He made a fake pouty face.
  237. 237.
    >"Aww, widle pegasus pony don't want to be carried around."
  238. 238.
    >You've met his amused gaze with your serious one.
  239. 239.
    >Hold it, show him you won't back down.
  240. 240.
    >Hold it...
  241. 241.
    >Your left eye began to drift left.
  242. 242.
    >Ugh!
  243. 243.
    >You won't win this staredown with only one eye!
  244. 244.
    >Hold it filly!
  245. 245.
    >You puffed your cheeks and used all of your will power to take control of your eye.
  246. 246.
    >It slowly returned to its rightful place.
  247. 247.
    >Anon smile widened and he sighed loudly.
  248. 248.
    >"Well, alright. You've won. I'll put you down."
  249. 249.
    >You've won?!
  250. 250.
    >...
  251. 251.
    >Hurray, you've won!
  252. 252.
    >Who's the toughest badflank around?
  253. 253.
    >You are!
  254. 254.
    >That's right, you're th-
  255. 255.
    >"But first I need to do something!"
  256. 256.
    >Oh-oh!
  257. 257.
    >You don't like the sound of that.
  258. 258.
    "Y-Yes, my big muffin, what do you need?"
  259. 259.
    >Still holding you firmly, he pulled one of his hands from underneath you.
  260. 260.
    >He started wiggling his hoof-spiders in the air.
  261. 261.
    >"I need to check if your little hoofsies are good enough to walk on."
  262. 262.
    >Before you could say anything he grabbed one of your front hooves.
  263. 263.
    >Then he started to delicately massage it, with slow circular motions.
  264. 264.
    >Nothing was out of his reach.
  265. 265.
    >The frog, the heel, the ankle, everything.
  266. 266.
    "O-Oh my Celestia..."
  267. 267.
    >Your mind went blank and your tongue found its way out of your mouth.
  268. 268.
    >You must have looked really silly with it lolling out like that.
  269. 269.
    >Though, you didn't cared in the slightest.
  270. 270.
    >Then and there existed only you, your hoof and his amazing hoof-spiders.
  271. 271.
    >Unfortunately, something, or rather somepony else came into existence a moment later.
  272. 272.
    >"I'm sorry, but I can't watch you treating him like that any longer!"
  273. 273.
    >To your greatest surprise it wasn't a mare, who was standing before you and Anon.
  274. 274.
    >It was a stallion.
  275. 275.
    >You think Time Turner was his name.
  276. 276.
    >He was huffing and puffing, glaring angrily at you.
  277. 277.
    >"H-how can you do this to him?! I bet you're threatening him with taking away his s-spa privileges, if he won't do what you want him to! You're probably some perversed colt-snuggler who..."
  278. 278.
    >Aaand your marely brain tuned him out.
  279. 279.
    >A whining colt can be a real pain in the flank.
  280. 280.
    >You decided to only nod your head absentmindedly, to not irritate him any further.
  281. 281.
    >Anonymous held out his hand in front of him.
  282. 282.
    >"Easy there, fella! She doesn't force me to do anything. I'm doing all of this out of my own free will."
  283. 283.
    >Time Turner's eyes became wide as carriage wheels.
  284. 284.
    >"I-Impossible! I can't believe it! You know what I think? I think she told you to say something like that, in a situation such as this!"
  285. 285.
    >Hey, now that was just plain wrong!
  286. 286.
    "You're wrong! I didn't told him any-"
  287. 287.
    >The angry stallion rudely cut you off.
  288. 288.
    >"No! You shut up! Y-You... you slave driver!"
  289. 289.
    >You felt Anonymous muscles tense.
  290. 290.
    >His so called 'facial features' changed from amused to furious.
  291. 291.
    >"What did you just told to my marefriend?!"
  292. 292.
    >Anon delicately put you on the ground.
  293. 293.
    >He walked over to Time Turner, who slowly began to look more frightened than angry
  294. 294.
    >Then he crouched down to get eye level with him.
  295. 295.
    >He grabbed his ears in the both of his hands and drew his head closer to his own.
  296. 296.
    >His cold stare was only matched by his low and dangerous tone of voice.
  297. 297.
    >"Listen there... buddy. I don't like getting blood all over my clothes, it ruins them. However I promise you, that if you won't leave us alone, I'll make myself a necklace out of your fucking ears. Are we clear?"
  298. 298.
    >You heard a few stifled gasps from the crowd that gathered around you.
  299. 299.
    >Those were stalliony gasps.
  300. 300.
    >Mares on the other hoof looked really interested in what was going on.
  301. 301.
    >With one of your eyes drifting left, you even saw that some of them were placing bets, pointing thier hooves at Anon and Time Turner.
  302. 302.
    >Huh!?
  303. 303.
    >It was just another catfight for them.
  304. 304.
    >I-Immature foals, the lot of them!
  305. 305.
    >"Y-Yes I..I-I understand p-perfectly."
  306. 306.
    >Time Turner slowly nodded his head, scared for his delicate ears in Anonymous grasp.
  307. 307.
    >Anon squeezed them a little eliciting a surprised yelp from the frightened stallion.
  308. 308.
    >"One more thing, if I ever hear you insulting my little bubble ever again..."
  309. 309.
    >He leaned to him even closer.
  310. 310.
    >"The painful absence of your ears, will be the last of your problems."
  311. 311.
    >Time Turner gulped audibly and started to shiver.
  312. 312.
    >"Oh come on, we want to see some action!"
  313. 313.
    >One of the more impudent mares from the crowd exclaimed loudly.
  314. 314.
    >At the edge of your sight, some more bits changed their owners.
  315. 315.
    >Guess it's your cue to step in, before the situation gets too much out of hoof.
  316. 316.
    >With Anonymous zeal to protect you, it was very likely.
  317. 317.
    >You extended one of your wings and gently pet Anon's head with it.
  318. 318.
    "Alright, my big, strong muffin, that's enough. Let the poor stallion go."
  319. 319.
    >You really hoped that would be enough to calm him down.
  320. 320.
    >Anon squinted his eyes one last time at Time Turner and released his ears from his grasp.
  321. 321.
    >"You're more than lucky. Now scram!"
  322. 322.
    >Time Turner arched his eyebrow.
  323. 323.
    >"S-Scram? W-What does it mean?"
  324. 324.
    >Anon started screaming at him.
  325. 325.
    >"It means: get the fuck away from here, before I'll break your fucking legs!"
  326. 326.
    >Yes, your coltfriend was known to overreact from time to time, when defending your honor.
  327. 327.
    >Anon stood up to his full hight, looking at the crowd around you.
  328. 328.
    >He waved his hand at them.
  329. 329.
    >"Show's over everyone! Take a hike!"
  330. 330.
    >Why would Anon advise them to go hiking?
  331. 331.
    >Strange.
  332. 332.
    >A few dissatisfied murmurs were heard and the crowd dispersed.
  333. 333.
    >Anon looked at you and smiled apologetically.
  334. 334.
    >"Well, that killed the mood for the rest of the hoof massage, ain't it?"
  335. 335.
    >You noded your head energetically.
  336. 336.
    "Yep! Now we can finally go to the market, on our own hooves and um... feet?"
  337. 337.
    >Anonymous started to walk beside you and ruffled your mane delicately.
  338. 338.
    >"Say, what do you need from the market exactly?"
  339. 339.
    >Looking at him and a big tree to your left, you smiled widely.
  340. 340.
    "Ingredients!"
  341. 341.
    >Anon laughed under his nose.
  342. 342.
    >"Let me guess. Today we'll have muffins for dinner and supper?"
  343. 343.
    >Awww, how well he knows you.
  344. 344.
    "Of course, my silly stallion, of course!"
  345. 345.
    >When you arrived, the market was already at full swing.
  346. 346.
    >There were a lot of ponies walking and flying everywhere.
  347. 347.
    >Stalls were opened and fully stocked.
  348. 348.
    >The mares manning them were already haggling with their customers.
  349. 349.
    >Your shopping was going quite smoothly.
  350. 350.
    >Well, at least until you found yourselves at the stall with blueberries.
  351. 351.
    >"Alright that would be seven bits, miss."
  352. 352.
    >The mare behind the counter wanted to cheat you.
  353. 353.
    >You mean, seven bits?!
  354. 354.
    >For a cup of blueberries?!
  355. 355.
    >You shook your head.
  356. 356.
    "No, I think you're mistaken. I'll pay you three bits for it."
  357. 357.
    >Owner of the stall chuckled unpleasantly.
  358. 358.
    >"I believe, I don't stutter. Cup of blueberries - seven bits."
  359. 359.
    >Ooh, but you need those blueberries.
  360. 360.
    >You hunger for home baked muffins!
  361. 361.
    >Thinking aloud, you cocked your head a little to the left, your right eye drifting downwards.
  362. 362.
    "Maayyybeee... four bits?"
  363. 363.
    >The yellow mare manning the stall leaned in your direction.
  364. 364.
    >"Honey, from the first time I saw you, you didn't look like a smart mare. Let me tell it slowly then. S-e-v-e-n bit-"
  365. 365.
    *BANG!*
  366. 366.
    >Holy Celestia!
  367. 367.
    >You almost had a heart attack!
  368. 368.
    >Anonymous slammed his open hand on the stall, almost breaking it in half!
  369. 369.
    >"Grrr!"
  370. 370.
    >Looking at the yellow mare, he growled like some kind of a dangerous predator.
  371. 371.
    >He was also showing his sharp canines to her.
  372. 372.
    >Visibly shaken and wide eyed she turned to you once more.
  373. 373.
    >"I-I mmmeant five bits, please?"
  374. 374.
    >"Grrr!"
  375. 375.
    >"F-four?!"
  376. 376.
    >Anonymous looked at you with his and raised his eyebrows in question.
  377. 377.
    >Oh my Celestia, it wasn't marely to use the help of a stallion like this, but you felt so much in charge!
  378. 378.
    >With a small smile you shook your head.
  379. 379.
    >"GRRR!"
  380. 380.
    >A drop of sweat rolled down the muzzle of the yellow mare.
  381. 381.
    >She blink a few times, carefully thinking about her next offer.
  382. 382.
    >It was good she didn't know that Anon's canines wasn't dangerous.
  383. 383.
    >Though they were good at gently nibbling your ears during your 'special moments'.
  384. 384.
    >You were almost addicted to that chilling sensation running down your body when he was biting yo-
  385. 385.
    >Erm, mind out of the gutter filly!
  386. 386.
    >Your wings almost opened themselves on their own!
  387. 387.
    >Forgeting your dirty thoughts, you looked at the yellow mare, who finally made her decision.
  388. 388.
    >"T-three bits. I just can't get any lower."
  389. 389.
    >Anon's raised his eyebrows once more.
  390. 390.
    >Wearing a big smile, you noded your head affirmatively.
  391. 391.
    [Happy human noises]
  392. 392.
    >The mare let out a sigh of relief.
  393. 393.
    >You took your cup of blueberries and paid her three bits finalising this transaction.
  394. 394.
    "Thank you very much! See you next time!"
  395. 395.
    >"Y..Y-Yeah..see you."
  396. 396.
    >Waving at the mare you and Anon left her stall behind.
  397. 397.
    >Once again Anon was walking beside you.
  398. 398.
    >"Hey, what would you say if we make our dinner a little more romantic?"
  399. 399.
    >Now he was speaking like a real colt should!
  400. 400.
    >You faked thinking about it for a few moments.
  401. 401.
    "Mmm.. yes, I think I would like that."
  402. 402.
    >"Great! Now all we need is a couple of candles and some flowers."
  403. 403.
    "Yep, it's a good plan. Candles and fl-..."
  404. 404.
    >F-FLOWERS?!
  405. 405.
    >You heard a faint whisper at the back of your head "Roseluck~".
  406. 406.
    "Grrr."
  407. 407.
    >Anon looked at you concerned.
  408. 408.
    >"Is everything alright, my little bubble?"
  409. 409.
    >Huh.. wha?
  410. 410.
    "Um.. yes, yes I'm fine!"
  411. 411.
    >He wasn't exactly convinced.
  412. 412.
    >"You sure?"
  413. 413.
    >No words came to your mind, so you only nodded your head.
  414. 414.
    >You quickly acquired some candles.
  415. 415.
    >Too quickly, if somepony ever ask you.
  416. 416.
    >It was the time to visit ugh... Roseluck flower stand.
  417. 417.
    >The mentioned mare saw you, when you were approaching her stand.
  418. 418.
    >She happily waved to you and came out of her stand to meet to muzzle to muzzle.
  419. 419.
    >Before she was near enough to speak, you stopped and turned to Anon.
  420. 420.
    "Carry me, please."
  421. 421.
    >He looked at you dumbfounded and scratched his head.
  422. 422.
    >"Really? I thought you don't like it?"
  423. 423.
    >You gulped and shook your head tousling your own mane.
  424. 424.
    "N-No, I like it. Do it, please."
  425. 425.
    >He crouched down and scooped you in his warm arms.
  426. 426.
    >Ahh, alpha mare status achived.
  427. 427.
    >Roseluck was already upon you.
  428. 428.
    >She was smiling from ear to ear.
  429. 429.
    >"Hi Derpy, hello... handsome."
  430. 430.
    >You squinted your eyes and Anonymous chuckled loudly.
  431. 431.
    >"Hi, Rose. We came to buy some of that beautiful flowers of yours."
  432. 432.
    >Walking beside the both of you, she batted her eyelashes at him.
  433. 433.
    >"Oh, I would give you my flower for free, you only need to ask~"
  434. 434.
    >You felt your fur puffing up and you clenched your teeth so hard they almost broke.
  435. 435.
    >Anon just laughed some more.
  436. 436.
    >"Thanks for the offer Rose, but we got bits. We managed to get a really good price on the blueberries today. Right, my little bubble?"
  437. 437.
    >By some miracle you managed to utter a sound through your clenched teeth.
  438. 438.
    "Grrright..."
  439. 439.
    >Oh my, that came out more aggressively than you planned.
  440. 440.
    >B-but you won't a-apologise, you're a mare for Celestia's sake!
  441. 441.
    >You felt Anon's gaze on your head.
  442. 442.
    >"Is something the matter?"
  443. 443.
    >You didn't respond.
  444. 444.
    >You were too busy watching that... that hussy.
  445. 445.
    >When you were beside her stand, she clapped her front hooves together.
  446. 446.
    >"So, what do you need?"
  447. 447.
    >Anonymous looked at the simple red roses.
  448. 448.
    >"Just two, maybe three of those will suffice."
  449. 449.
    >She blinked a few times and walked over to him.
  450. 450.
    >"Are you sure you don't want a whole bouquet? I'm positive you'll be able to carry it, along with your marefriend, on those big, strong legs of yours.~"
  451. 451.
    >Suddenly she stroked Anon's thigh with her front hoof.
  452. 452.
    >Oh, no she didn't!
  453. 453.
    >Oh, yes she did!
  454. 454.
    >She did?!
  455. 455.
    >YES, SHE BUCKING DID!
  456. 456.
    >You flatten your ears in a blink of an eye.
  457. 457.
    >Time for some mare to mare talk!
  458. 458.
    >With the speed of a starving parasprite you jumped out of Anon's arms.
  459. 459.
    >You kicked her hoof away from his thigh pony-fu style!
  460. 460.
    >She neighed loudly and jumped back.
  461. 461.
    >Anon was losing his hay behind you.
  462. 462.
    >"Erm, Derpy what's going on!?"
  463. 463.
    >You didn't turn to him.
  464. 464.
    "Not now, muffin! This is a matter between mares!"
  465. 465.
    >Almost immediately you proudly presented your chest.
  466. 466.
    *puff*
  467. 467.
    >A reasonable patch of fluff appeared on it.
  468. 468.
    >Eat my chest tuft you hussy!
  469. 469.
    *PUFF!*
  470. 470.
    >Roseluck's own fluff poofed up.
  471. 471.
    >Being an earth pony, her chest was bigger than yours.
  472. 472.
    >Hence her bigger tuft.
  473. 473.
    >However, you had something more to show her.
  474. 474.
    >You quickly opened up your wings, presenting your full wingspan.
  475. 475.
    >Hers and yours eyes squinted, you started to circle around each other.
  476. 476.
    >You were the first one to speak.
  477. 477.
    "If you want a piece of MY STALLION, you must get through me first!"
  478. 478.
    >She snorted audibly and pushed her chest further up front.
  479. 479.
    >"Then I think I'm more than enough of a mare to do this!"
  480. 480.
    >Your tail began to thrash wildly and your fur was standing on the end.
  481. 481.
    >Seeing this Rose quickly reduced the distance between the two of you.
  482. 482.
    >You were almost head to head at the moment.
  483. 483.
    >As long as both of your eyes was at her, you decided to take more decisive actions.
  484. 484.
    >However, before you managed to headbutt her, you were lifted of the ground by a pair of strong, human hands.
  485. 485.
    >"Woah-woah-woah bubbles, calm down! What is going on?! What's the problem?!"
  486. 486.
    >You started to flail your hooves at Roseluck.
  487. 487.
    "She! She's the problem!"
  488. 488.
    >Anon hugged you tightly to prevent you from falling down.
  489. 489.
    >"Rose? What's wrong with her?!"
  490. 490.
    >Really?!
  491. 491.
    "She wants to steal you from me! She wants you to be her and her sisters herd stallion! I won't let her take you away!"
  492. 492.
    >Anon turned to still fired up Roseluck.
  493. 493.
    >"Is this true?"
  494. 494.
    >She began to mumble something under her breath.
  495. 495.
    >"Erm.. um.. you see.. uh.."
  496. 496.
    >Anon had none of that.
  497. 497.
    >"I asked: IS THIS TRUE ROSE?!"
  498. 498.
    >She finally found her courage.
  499. 499.
    >"Y-Yeah! It's ture. Me and my sisters can give you so much more than... than her!"
  500. 500.
    >Almost immediately Anon turned away from her and started to walk away with you in his arms.
  501. 501.
    >"Not interested Rose, BYE!"
  502. 502.
    >She was visibly shaken by this instant rejection.
  503. 503.
    >"B-but.. A-anon.. I-I..."
  504. 504.
    >He didn't even turn to acknowledge her.
  505. 505.
    >When you were far enough from her, he spoke to you.
  506. 506.
    >"I'm sorry I didn't seen it before. I won't be buying any flowers from her, ever again."
  507. 507.
    >You put your head on his shoulder.
  508. 508.
    "You don't need to be sorry. I trust you."
  509. 509.
    >He chuckled silently.
  510. 510.
    >"Thank you. You know, it was nice to see you're ready to fight for me like that, my little bubble."
  511. 511.
    >You nuzzled his cheek with all your might.
  512. 512.
    "Then, I guess we're a perfect match, mister overprotective human."
  513. 513.
    >He hugged you even tighter.
  514. 514.
    >"I wouldn't have it any other way."

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