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Date: JAN 16TH, 2016
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>You are Anonymous.
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>Big surprise there, eh?
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>Currently you're sitting at the cafe with your girl..erm, marefriend.
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>Drepy Hooves.
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>Also known as [spoiler]Ditzy Doo[/spoiler][spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
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>That wonderful and generous mare took you under her caring wing, when you were broken and homeless.
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>Which, to say the truth, was not long after your ass was thrown in here by some unexplained magic shenanigans.
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>To this little marshmallow horses candyland.
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>At the beginning you thought you'd be fine and dandy.
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>However, you quickly learned about this whole reversed gender roles autism.
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>As a male your rights were worth less than a sack of shit in this place.
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>You couldn't own a house.
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>You couldn't get a job.
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>You even couldn't buy sharp, or seemingly dangerous things without the assistance of your mare.
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>All in all, as a single male you were screwed six ways till sunday.
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>Until you've met Derpy.
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>Well, she practically rammed you on the street.
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>When she started apologising for her clumsiness, she looked really adorable.
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>Unfortunately, it was quickly drowned in the sounds of laughter and bad jokes all around you.
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>Some mares who saw her crashing with you, were pointing their hooves at Derpy, snickering loudly.
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>She lowered her head and flatten her ears.
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>Then you saw a tear rolling down her muzzle.
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>Your white knight instincts kicked in!
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>In a blink of an eye, you grabbed her in your arms.
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>When you wrapped your hands around her, she looked more confused than scared.
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>Nonetheless, she hugged your neck with her hooves and your shoulders with her wings.
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>For a mare in this strange world, it must have been hard to seek comfort and protection from a male, like you.
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>Though, it was clear she was looking for a way to hide herself from her assailants.
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>You turned to the mentioned laughing mares.
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"Shut the fuck up, you stupid cunts! It wasn't her fault, it was mine, alright?! I wasn't looking where I was going."
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>They shuted their pie holes almost instantly.
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>There was a look of utter shock on their muzzles.
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>Guess they never heard a male talking in that manner.
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>One of them raised her hoof and was trying to say something.
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>"H-Hey, w-we were jus-"
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>You cut her off, with an angry snort.
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"Sorry "ladies", but I'm alredy late for the show called "I don't give a fuck". Bye, see you never."
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>You didn't wait for thier answer.
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>Still holding Derpy in your arms, you walked away, leaving them with their jaws on the ground.
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>Long story short, you and her became a new, loving couple.
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>She gave you home, financial support and unconditional love.
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>You gave her someone to talk to, confide in and call her own.
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>Although, you felt it wasn't enough.
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>She was doing so much for you, working her ass off everyday.
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>You decided you need to prote-
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>"AHEM!"
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"Er.. um.. Wha?!"
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>You were brought out of your thoughts, by a loud throat clearing sound.
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>Looking around you saw an earth pony waitress holding a pen in her mouth and a notepad in her hoof.
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>"Are you ready to order?"
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>Oh, right you were at the cafe.
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"Yeah, I'll have a simple black coffee, hold the cream and sugar."
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>Muh_plebian_taste.jpg
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>You turned to Derpy, who was sitting across from you.
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"What about you, my little bubble."
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>Her cheeks were redder than a tomato in an instant.
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>"A-Anon!"
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>You knew she loved that little nickname and you loved to call her that.
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>She scrunched her muzzle in thought.
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>"Well, um... I'll have..."
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>When she was thinking out loud, one of her eyes started to wander upwards.
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>You found her little condition lovey, but you knew how some ponies perceive it.
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>It was funny for the mares and ugly for the stallions.
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>In a corner of your own eye, you saw a laughing fit building in the waiters, who was looking at Derpy.
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>You clenched your fists and turned to her.
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"Oi, what are you looking at?! See something funny?!"
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>Her eyes widen and her pupils shrunk.
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>She dropped the pen she was holding.
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>"I-I d-don't!"
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>You squinted your eyes.
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"Yeah you better, or-"
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>You felt something touching your hand.
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>Looking down you saw Derpy's hoof caressing your skin delicately.
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>"It's alright Anon, nothing happened. She was just smiling because it's a part of her job, right?"
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>The waitress nodded nervously.
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>"Y-yes, you're a-absolutely right."
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>Derpy smiled happily at you, one of her eyes drifting left.
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>"See, there's nothing to worry about."
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>You sighed loudly.
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"You're too nice for your own good, you know that?"
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>Hearing that, she just giggled.
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>You turned your attention to the waitress.
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"As for you, next time I'll have a word with your bos-"
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>Your marefriend didn't let you finish the whole sentence once more.
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>"I'll have a cappuccino and a blueberry muffin, please!"
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>Surprised mare quickly picked up the pen from the ground and joted something down on her notepad.
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>"R-Right! I'll be back with your order."
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>When she left, Derpy put her second hoof on your hand.
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>"Thank you for protecting me like that, my big, sweet muffin, but I think you're overreacting sometimes."
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>You waved your second hand dismissively.
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"Nah, you're just too forgiving. Besides, when you're with me no one will ever laugh, or insult you. I can promise you that."
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>Her cheeks turned pink and she covered her face with her wing, embarrassed.
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>"I-I should be the one, to say such things. It's a mare's duty to care for and protect her stallion."
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>You chuckled.
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"And that's the problem, my little bubble. I'm no stallion."
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>Before she could say anything, you scratched behind her ear with your free hand.
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>"A-An-mmmm-mmm-mmhhh..."
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>Both of her eyes rolled upwards and a goofy smile bloomed on her muzzle.
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>Yep, your magic fingers always works.
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>Before you took your hand away, the waitress came back with your orders.
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>She began to place them on your table, her snout almost as red as Derpy's.
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>She was mumbling something under her breath.
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>"...l-lewd..."
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>It was the only thing that you managed to hear from her.
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>Yeah, deal with it, bitch.
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>Your stallion, if you even have one, will never be able to touch you like this.
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>At that moment Derpy noticed there was someone standing near your table.
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>She delicately catched your sleeve with her teeth and pulled your hand on the table.
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>"Th-that's enough Anon. W-We're in public place."
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>Still redder than a tomato, she turned to the waitress.
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>"Thank you and um... sory for that. Sometimes he just can't help himself, you know just how a happy stallions can be, right?"
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>The mare, who just finished putting your coffee down, looked at Derpy with a thousand miles stare.
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>"Y-yeah, of-of course I know."
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>Buuulllshit!
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>She don't know Zilch about having some happy guy around.
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>Seeing that you were silently judging her, the waitress gulped loudly.
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>"I-I'll be going now, have a nice time."
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>When she was trotting away, you saw her stealing a few glances in your general direction.
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>A very hungry glances.
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>Turning your attention at Derpy, you chuckled.
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"Bitch be jelly and horny."
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>She hit your arm playfully, with her wing.
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>"Anon, give her a break already. You know as well as me that there's a lot of single mares and stallion-less herds around."
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>You smiled and ruffled her mane a little.
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"Then you're a one lucky mare."
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>She didn't respond.
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>One of her eyes was already directed at the muffin before her.
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>Looks like you won't have her full attention.
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>At least, as long as this tasty pastry remained there, uneaten.
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>Chuckling one more time, you began to sip your coffee.
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>You wouldn't have it any other way.
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>Your cup was already half empty, when suddenly your yandere sense started tingling.
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>Looking around, you saw two mares sitting two tables away from you.
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>One was a pink unicorn and the other a beige earth pony.
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>They were sniggering uncontrollably, pointing their hooves at Derpy.
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>One of them started rolling her eyes, to mimic your marefirend's ailment.
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>They didn't even stop when they saw you were watching them.
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>You're just some harmless and innocent stallion to them, eh?
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>Oh, you'll show them just show harmless you are.
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>Luckily for her, Derpy was still focused on her muffin, so she didn't noticed their behavior.
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>You decided she won't have to.
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"I'm going to the bathroom."
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>Without waiting for her answer, you began your short trip to the table containing those two clowns.
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>When you stopped beside it, the pink unicorn looked at you with a sultry smile.
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>"Hey there stud, how about you leave that poor retarded filly and sit with us, the real mares, hmm?"
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>She batted her eyelashes at you.
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>In a blink of an eye you grabbed her firmly by the horn.
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"And how about I brake your stupid forehead-dick and shove it right up your ass, hmm!?"
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>Squeezing her horn, you started shaking her head and imitating her voice.
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"Oh yes I would like that! After all, I'm just a dirty, cock-hungry whore!"
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>Before you managed to make an even bigger scene, you felt something tugging on your trousers.
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>At first you thought it was that beige earth pony, who finally decided to help her friend, so you quickly turned around.
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>Time for some justice bitc-
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>Instead of the mentioned mare, your marefriend was standing in front of you.
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>"Anon, please, let them go. They're not worth it."
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>You looked at her with a sad expression.
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"B-but I want to beat the living crap out of them..."
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>You even pout a little.
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>Then you've noticed that everyone at the cafe was looking at you with a frightened expression.
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>Derpy shook her head.
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>"No my big muffin, leave them alone. Please, do it... for me."
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>Puppy dog eyes with a slight strabismus initiated.
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>HHNNNGGG.png
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>How can you resist?
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>Protip: you can't.
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>Just like on your first "date", you grabbed Derpy in your arms and turned to the mare working the counter.
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"Hey miss, we're leaving. Put everything we had on those two tab."
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>You noded your head at the pink and beige duo.
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>Still shaken by what happened, they didn't said anything.
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>Lucky for them.
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>Derpy started to wriggle in your hands.
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>"Anon, put me down, I can walk, or fly perfectly fine."
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>It was time for you to shook your head.
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"No, no. You walk and fly enough at work. Now you don't have to, becouse I'm here."
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>A few "awww" and a few "scandalous, she force him to carry her around!" was heard in the background.
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>Though, you didn't gave a single, minuscule fuck about it.
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>Still delicately holding your precious cargo, you kicked the door open and left the cafe.
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>
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>You're a grey pegasus mare and you're fidgeting in Anonymous arms.
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>That means you're Derpy.
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>Ever since you left the cafe, your coltfriend has been carrying you around, not letting you go.
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>Of course it was nice, but at the same time pretty embarrassing.
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>After all, you were the mare in this relationship.
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>You should be the one pampering him, not the other way around!
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>Also, he was so overprotective sometimes.
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>Nowadays you were more afraid about the wellbeing of the ponies, who made fun of you, than being made fun of.
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>Anonymous really have no patience for those who look down on you.
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>The scene he caused at the cafe was the solid proof of that.
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>To say the truth, you were half-tempted to let him teach those two a lesson.
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>You didn't get to eat your muffin because of them.
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>Unfortunately, there were still some ponies around, who saw you as a flying joke.
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>You were more, or less accustomed to this.
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>Anon on the other hoof...
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>You looked upwards, at Anonymous determined face.
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>His eyes and head were constantly moving.
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>Knowing him, he was probably looking for the possible dangers ahead.
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>You pressed your head to his broad, stalliony chest.
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>It was un-marely, but you felt safe and content in his arms.
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>Closing your eyes, you started nuzzling him.
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[Happy derp horse noises]
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>Your nostrils flared and you took a strong whiff of his intoxicating smell.
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>Almost instantly you felt a massive heat wave creeping on your muzzle.
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>No stallion you knew of, could even begin to compete with your big, sweet muffin.
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>You'd bet every bit you have to your name, that there are mares who would gladly snatch him away from you.
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>Especially, that Roseluck h-hussy.
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>You saw how she was looking at YOUR stallion, every time you were buying flowers from her.
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>No, no.
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>You certainly aren't some possessive, jealous mare.
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>Not you, this town's happy postmare.
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>Though, if Roseluck will ever make a move on your big muffin, the fur will FLY!
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>YOU'LL SHOW HER WHO'S THE ALPHA MARE HERE, YOU'LL-
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>...
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>O-Oh no, n-now who's the overzealous one?
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>B-but you're a mare, i-it fits you perfectly to protect your sta-
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>"Look at this, does she have no common decency?!"
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>Your eyes opened and your smile vanished.
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>"You're right, to use a stallion, no matter how strong, as your personal carrier?! Scandalous!"
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>The mares around you weren't happy to see you in Anon's arms.
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>You didn't have anything against them, really.
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>After all, they were only looking for a stallion's wellbeing.
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>You started to wiggle a little.
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"Anon, you can put me down now."
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>He just smiled and hugged you tighter.
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>"You're concerned what the other ponies think, hmm?"
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>You noded your head.
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"Yes and I would like t-"
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>"Fuck 'em. I'm not letting you go."
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>You scrunched your muzzle in a mild annoyance.
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"Anon, I want to stretch my legs and that's final."
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>He made a fake pouty face.
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>"Aww, widle pegasus pony don't want to be carried around."
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>You've met his amused gaze with your serious one.
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>Hold it, show him you won't back down.
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>Hold it...
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>Your left eye began to drift left.
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>Ugh!
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>You won't win this staredown with only one eye!
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>Hold it filly!
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>You puffed your cheeks and used all of your will power to take control of your eye.
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>It slowly returned to its rightful place.
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>Anon smile widened and he sighed loudly.
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>"Well, alright. You've won. I'll put you down."
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>You've won?!
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>...
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>Hurray, you've won!
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>Who's the toughest badflank around?
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>You are!
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>That's right, you're th-
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>"But first I need to do something!"
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>Oh-oh!
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>You don't like the sound of that.
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"Y-Yes, my big muffin, what do you need?"
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>Still holding you firmly, he pulled one of his hands from underneath you.
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>He started wiggling his hoof-spiders in the air.
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>"I need to check if your little hoofsies are good enough to walk on."
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>Before you could say anything he grabbed one of your front hooves.
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>Then he started to delicately massage it, with slow circular motions.
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>Nothing was out of his reach.
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>The frog, the heel, the ankle, everything.
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"O-Oh my Celestia..."
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>Your mind went blank and your tongue found its way out of your mouth.
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>You must have looked really silly with it lolling out like that.
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>Though, you didn't cared in the slightest.
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>Then and there existed only you, your hoof and his amazing hoof-spiders.
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>Unfortunately, something, or rather somepony else came into existence a moment later.
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>"I'm sorry, but I can't watch you treating him like that any longer!"
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>To your greatest surprise it wasn't a mare, who was standing before you and Anon.
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>It was a stallion.
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>You think Time Turner was his name.
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>He was huffing and puffing, glaring angrily at you.
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>"H-how can you do this to him?! I bet you're threatening him with taking away his s-spa privileges, if he won't do what you want him to! You're probably some perversed colt-snuggler who..."
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>Aaand your marely brain tuned him out.
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>A whining colt can be a real pain in the flank.
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>You decided to only nod your head absentmindedly, to not irritate him any further.
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>Anonymous held out his hand in front of him.
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>"Easy there, fella! She doesn't force me to do anything. I'm doing all of this out of my own free will."
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>Time Turner's eyes became wide as carriage wheels.
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>"I-Impossible! I can't believe it! You know what I think? I think she told you to say something like that, in a situation such as this!"
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>Hey, now that was just plain wrong!
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"You're wrong! I didn't told him any-"
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>The angry stallion rudely cut you off.
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>"No! You shut up! Y-You... you slave driver!"
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>You felt Anonymous muscles tense.
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>His so called 'facial features' changed from amused to furious.
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>"What did you just told to my marefriend?!"
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>Anon delicately put you on the ground.
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>He walked over to Time Turner, who slowly began to look more frightened than angry
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>Then he crouched down to get eye level with him.
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>He grabbed his ears in the both of his hands and drew his head closer to his own.
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>His cold stare was only matched by his low and dangerous tone of voice.
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>"Listen there... buddy. I don't like getting blood all over my clothes, it ruins them. However I promise you, that if you won't leave us alone, I'll make myself a necklace out of your fucking ears. Are we clear?"
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>You heard a few stifled gasps from the crowd that gathered around you.
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>Those were stalliony gasps.
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>Mares on the other hoof looked really interested in what was going on.
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>With one of your eyes drifting left, you even saw that some of them were placing bets, pointing thier hooves at Anon and Time Turner.
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>Huh!?
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>It was just another catfight for them.
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>I-Immature foals, the lot of them!
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>"Y-Yes I..I-I understand p-perfectly."
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>Time Turner slowly nodded his head, scared for his delicate ears in Anonymous grasp.
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>Anon squeezed them a little eliciting a surprised yelp from the frightened stallion.
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>"One more thing, if I ever hear you insulting my little bubble ever again..."
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>He leaned to him even closer.
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>"The painful absence of your ears, will be the last of your problems."
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>Time Turner gulped audibly and started to shiver.
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>"Oh come on, we want to see some action!"
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>One of the more impudent mares from the crowd exclaimed loudly.
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>At the edge of your sight, some more bits changed their owners.
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>Guess it's your cue to step in, before the situation gets too much out of hoof.
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>With Anonymous zeal to protect you, it was very likely.
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>You extended one of your wings and gently pet Anon's head with it.
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"Alright, my big, strong muffin, that's enough. Let the poor stallion go."
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>You really hoped that would be enough to calm him down.
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>Anon squinted his eyes one last time at Time Turner and released his ears from his grasp.
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>"You're more than lucky. Now scram!"
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>Time Turner arched his eyebrow.
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>"S-Scram? W-What does it mean?"
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>Anon started screaming at him.
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>"It means: get the fuck away from here, before I'll break your fucking legs!"
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>Yes, your coltfriend was known to overreact from time to time, when defending your honor.
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>Anon stood up to his full hight, looking at the crowd around you.
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>He waved his hand at them.
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>"Show's over everyone! Take a hike!"
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>Why would Anon advise them to go hiking?
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>Strange.
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>A few dissatisfied murmurs were heard and the crowd dispersed.
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>Anon looked at you and smiled apologetically.
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>"Well, that killed the mood for the rest of the hoof massage, ain't it?"
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>You noded your head energetically.
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"Yep! Now we can finally go to the market, on our own hooves and um... feet?"
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>Anonymous started to walk beside you and ruffled your mane delicately.
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>"Say, what do you need from the market exactly?"
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>Looking at him and a big tree to your left, you smiled widely.
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"Ingredients!"
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>Anon laughed under his nose.
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>"Let me guess. Today we'll have muffins for dinner and supper?"
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>Awww, how well he knows you.
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"Of course, my silly stallion, of course!"
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>When you arrived, the market was already at full swing.
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>There were a lot of ponies walking and flying everywhere.
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>Stalls were opened and fully stocked.
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>The mares manning them were already haggling with their customers.
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>Your shopping was going quite smoothly.
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>Well, at least until you found yourselves at the stall with blueberries.
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>"Alright that would be seven bits, miss."
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>The mare behind the counter wanted to cheat you.
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>You mean, seven bits?!
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>For a cup of blueberries?!
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>You shook your head.
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"No, I think you're mistaken. I'll pay you three bits for it."
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>Owner of the stall chuckled unpleasantly.
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>"I believe, I don't stutter. Cup of blueberries - seven bits."
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>Ooh, but you need those blueberries.
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>You hunger for home baked muffins!
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>Thinking aloud, you cocked your head a little to the left, your right eye drifting downwards.
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"Maayyybeee... four bits?"
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>The yellow mare manning the stall leaned in your direction.
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>"Honey, from the first time I saw you, you didn't look like a smart mare. Let me tell it slowly then. S-e-v-e-n bit-"
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*BANG!*
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>Holy Celestia!
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>You almost had a heart attack!
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>Anonymous slammed his open hand on the stall, almost breaking it in half!
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>"Grrr!"
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>Looking at the yellow mare, he growled like some kind of a dangerous predator.
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>He was also showing his sharp canines to her.
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>Visibly shaken and wide eyed she turned to you once more.
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>"I-I mmmeant five bits, please?"
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>"Grrr!"
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>"F-four?!"
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>Anonymous looked at you with his and raised his eyebrows in question.
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>Oh my Celestia, it wasn't marely to use the help of a stallion like this, but you felt so much in charge!
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>With a small smile you shook your head.
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>"GRRR!"
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>A drop of sweat rolled down the muzzle of the yellow mare.
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>She blink a few times, carefully thinking about her next offer.
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>It was good she didn't know that Anon's canines wasn't dangerous.
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>Though they were good at gently nibbling your ears during your 'special moments'.
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>You were almost addicted to that chilling sensation running down your body when he was biting yo-
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>Erm, mind out of the gutter filly!
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>Your wings almost opened themselves on their own!
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>Forgeting your dirty thoughts, you looked at the yellow mare, who finally made her decision.
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>"T-three bits. I just can't get any lower."
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>Anon's raised his eyebrows once more.
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>Wearing a big smile, you noded your head affirmatively.
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[Happy human noises]
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>The mare let out a sigh of relief.
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>You took your cup of blueberries and paid her three bits finalising this transaction.
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"Thank you very much! See you next time!"
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>"Y..Y-Yeah..see you."
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>Waving at the mare you and Anon left her stall behind.
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>Once again Anon was walking beside you.
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>"Hey, what would you say if we make our dinner a little more romantic?"
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>Now he was speaking like a real colt should!
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>You faked thinking about it for a few moments.
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"Mmm.. yes, I think I would like that."
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>"Great! Now all we need is a couple of candles and some flowers."
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"Yep, it's a good plan. Candles and fl-..."
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>F-FLOWERS?!
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>You heard a faint whisper at the back of your head "Roseluck~".
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"Grrr."
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>Anon looked at you concerned.
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>"Is everything alright, my little bubble?"
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>Huh.. wha?
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"Um.. yes, yes I'm fine!"
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>He wasn't exactly convinced.
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>"You sure?"
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>No words came to your mind, so you only nodded your head.
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>You quickly acquired some candles.
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>Too quickly, if somepony ever ask you.
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>It was the time to visit ugh... Roseluck flower stand.
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>The mentioned mare saw you, when you were approaching her stand.
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>She happily waved to you and came out of her stand to meet to muzzle to muzzle.
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>Before she was near enough to speak, you stopped and turned to Anon.
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"Carry me, please."
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>He looked at you dumbfounded and scratched his head.
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>"Really? I thought you don't like it?"
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>You gulped and shook your head tousling your own mane.
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"N-No, I like it. Do it, please."
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>He crouched down and scooped you in his warm arms.
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>Ahh, alpha mare status achived.
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>Roseluck was already upon you.
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>She was smiling from ear to ear.
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>"Hi Derpy, hello... handsome."
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>You squinted your eyes and Anonymous chuckled loudly.
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>"Hi, Rose. We came to buy some of that beautiful flowers of yours."
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>Walking beside the both of you, she batted her eyelashes at him.
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>"Oh, I would give you my flower for free, you only need to ask~"
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>You felt your fur puffing up and you clenched your teeth so hard they almost broke.
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>Anon just laughed some more.
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>"Thanks for the offer Rose, but we got bits. We managed to get a really good price on the blueberries today. Right, my little bubble?"
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>By some miracle you managed to utter a sound through your clenched teeth.
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"Grrright..."
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>Oh my, that came out more aggressively than you planned.
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>B-but you won't a-apologise, you're a mare for Celestia's sake!
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>You felt Anon's gaze on your head.
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>"Is something the matter?"
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>You didn't respond.
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>You were too busy watching that... that hussy.
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>When you were beside her stand, she clapped her front hooves together.
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>"So, what do you need?"
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>Anonymous looked at the simple red roses.
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>"Just two, maybe three of those will suffice."
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>She blinked a few times and walked over to him.
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>"Are you sure you don't want a whole bouquet? I'm positive you'll be able to carry it, along with your marefriend, on those big, strong legs of yours.~"
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>Suddenly she stroked Anon's thigh with her front hoof.
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>Oh, no she didn't!
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>Oh, yes she did!
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>She did?!
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>YES, SHE BUCKING DID!
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>You flatten your ears in a blink of an eye.
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>Time for some mare to mare talk!
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>With the speed of a starving parasprite you jumped out of Anon's arms.
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>You kicked her hoof away from his thigh pony-fu style!
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>She neighed loudly and jumped back.
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>Anon was losing his hay behind you.
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>"Erm, Derpy what's going on!?"
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>You didn't turn to him.
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"Not now, muffin! This is a matter between mares!"
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>Almost immediately you proudly presented your chest.
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*puff*
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>A reasonable patch of fluff appeared on it.
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>Eat my chest tuft you hussy!
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*PUFF!*
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>Roseluck's own fluff poofed up.
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>Being an earth pony, her chest was bigger than yours.
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>Hence her bigger tuft.
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>However, you had something more to show her.
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>You quickly opened up your wings, presenting your full wingspan.
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>Hers and yours eyes squinted, you started to circle around each other.
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>You were the first one to speak.
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"If you want a piece of MY STALLION, you must get through me first!"
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>She snorted audibly and pushed her chest further up front.
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>"Then I think I'm more than enough of a mare to do this!"
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>Your tail began to thrash wildly and your fur was standing on the end.
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>Seeing this Rose quickly reduced the distance between the two of you.
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>You were almost head to head at the moment.
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>As long as both of your eyes was at her, you decided to take more decisive actions.
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>However, before you managed to headbutt her, you were lifted of the ground by a pair of strong, human hands.
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>"Woah-woah-woah bubbles, calm down! What is going on?! What's the problem?!"
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>You started to flail your hooves at Roseluck.
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"She! She's the problem!"
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>Anon hugged you tightly to prevent you from falling down.
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>"Rose? What's wrong with her?!"
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>Really?!
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"She wants to steal you from me! She wants you to be her and her sisters herd stallion! I won't let her take you away!"
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>Anon turned to still fired up Roseluck.
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>"Is this true?"
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>She began to mumble something under her breath.
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>"Erm.. um.. you see.. uh.."
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>Anon had none of that.
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>"I asked: IS THIS TRUE ROSE?!"
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>She finally found her courage.
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>"Y-Yeah! It's ture. Me and my sisters can give you so much more than... than her!"
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>Almost immediately Anon turned away from her and started to walk away with you in his arms.
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>"Not interested Rose, BYE!"
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>She was visibly shaken by this instant rejection.
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>"B-but.. A-anon.. I-I..."
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>He didn't even turn to acknowledge her.
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>When you were far enough from her, he spoke to you.
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>"I'm sorry I didn't seen it before. I won't be buying any flowers from her, ever again."
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>You put your head on his shoulder.
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"You don't need to be sorry. I trust you."
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>He chuckled silently.
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>"Thank you. You know, it was nice to see you're ready to fight for me like that, my little bubble."
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>You nuzzled his cheek with all your might.
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"Then, I guess we're a perfect match, mister overprotective human."
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>He hugged you even tighter.
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>"I wouldn't have it any other way."
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