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BadGrammarFag - Symbiote Pony part2 (WIP)

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Created: 2020-12-19 07:24:34
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  1. Author: BadGrammarFag
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  3. Date: JUN 11TH, 2016
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  7. >You're Anon and you walk inside the dimly lighted room.
  8. >Only wearing your briefs and shoes, mind you.
  9. >Also, in the room was waiting for you drunk out of her mind symbiote pone.
  10. >A very pissed off, drunk symbiote pone.
  11. >Closing the door behind you, you began to wonder just how did you find yourself in a situation such as this.
  12. >Standing in front of a shitfaced living weapon, slash eldritch abomination, slash your life support pony-like creature.
  13. >Oh, right... you almost died from something called the magic poisoning.
  14. >As a last resort to save your happy human ass, Celestia and Twilight came up with a 'brilliant' plan to bond your flesh and mind with Prima.
  15. >She's something akin to an extremely dangerous super villain, combined with a failed science experiment.
  16. >Why failed you ask?
  17. >Well, as much as the magic of this world is killing you, it is crucial for her to live to the same degree.
  18. >The 'fun' fact is that she's unable to absorb the ambient magic from around her, like any other living being on this planet.
  19. >Instead, her fucked in the head creator 'endowed' her with the ability to feed it off of the other creatures.
  20. >As long as her host was as big, or bigger than her, she could easily 'infect' them, taking control of their every move.
  21. >Enhancing their physical abilities tenfold, until sucking them dry off of the life giving magic, she was the ultimate weapon in the arsenal of a mad wizard pone.
  22. >His plans regarding her, only known to him.
  23. >Not anymore, though.
  24. >When she bonded herself with you for the first time, Celestia casted a special spell on the both of you.
  25. >It was designed to make you her only 'host' and limit her control over you to practically non existent.
  26. >From that moment on the both of you were practically stuck with each other, for good and bad.
  27. >You became her literally life support and she yours.
  28. >When you were away from each other for to long, you were beginning to feel the negative effects of your magic poisoning and she her extreme hunger.
  29. >Nevertheless, she was still able to couse some troubles in her pony form, when she wasn't bonded with you.
  30. >When outside of your body, she looks similar to that one pony fashion model, Fleur dis something, but with a deep blue 'liquid' coat and white 'moving' mane.
  31. >Also, she have a set of fuckhuge, sharp fangs, which give you the shivers everytime you see them.
  32. >In that form, she ate your clothes, stating that it were getting in her way.
  33. >From that moment on, except your briefs and shoes, she became your 'clothes'.
  34. >You quickly learned that she's pretty protective of you, when she tried to break Blueblood's hoof, after you bumped at him and he started insulting you.
  35. >Luckily, you tricked him to apologise to you and her in a way.
  36. >Then she blocked your mouth from inside with her tendrils, when you tried to eat a tomato.
  37. >As it turns out, it's pretty poisonous for pones, but not for you.
  38. >She didn't know it, though.
  39. >The 'highlight' of her bad behavior was when she attacked Lyra, when you were visiting Rarity in her Canterlot boutique.
  40. >She thought that the mint green pone was trying to rape you and almost decapitated her in her blind fury.
  41. >Totally losing control over her actions, she wasn't listening to any reason.
  42. >Even after Twilight casted a 'sonic shriek' spell, the only thing able to 'damage' her, she was dead set on 'delivering justice' to Lyra.
  43. >You had no choice, but to punch her in the snout, to stop her.
  44. >Luckily, it worked.
  45. >Although, you were so angry with her, that you almost refused to be bonded with her anymore, even at the cost of your own health.
  46. >Fortunately for you, Twilight and Rarity managed to change your decision.
  47. >Yeah, they and the other elements are one of the few beings in this world, which are aware of Prima's existence and her true nature.
  48. >After the whole situation was over, you 'spoke' with Prima inside your head.
  49. >You learned that she was waiting for you thank her for her tries to hurt Lyra and apologise to her for hitting her.
  50. >Of course, you did none of those things and decided to get drunk out of your mind.
  51. >To your greatest surprise, Prima absorbed all of the alcohol from your body and your 'clothes' started melting.
  52. >Not wanting to walk around only in your briefs, you quickly returned to the palace.
  53. >Prima 'detached' herself from you and started drunkenly shouting at you.
  54. >Among other things, she called you an ungrateful bastard.
  55. >You didn't get any help from two bat-pony mares from Luna's retinue, who were guarding the door leading to your room.
  56. >Both of them stated that she's your problem and they will only help you with their sonic shrieks, if the situation gets out of control.
  57. >You threw Prima inside the room and after a few moments of listening to her destroying the room, you walked inside.
  58. >After all, you need to bond with her, before the magic poisoning will wreck your shit.
  59. >Gulping loudly, you looked at her.
  60. >She was sitting quietly among the broken pieces of the bedside lamp, she smashed on the floor.
  61. >One of the windows behind her was shattered.
  62. >Also, you noticed that the only bed in the room was practically ruined.
  63. >The bedding was torn to shreds and the frame of the bed looked broken.
  64. >You really hoped that she burned out her anger destroying all of those things and her normally cocky and a little spiteful attitude was back.
  65. >Swaying a little in place, she finally noticed you.
  66. >Slowly, showing you the rows of her sharp teeth, she smiled from ear to ear.
  67. >Literally.
  68. >You never saw such an unnaturally extensive grin.
  69. >Her turquoise eyes were almost glowing in the shadow casted by her constantly moving and shifting mane.
  70. >"W-whell, justh look what the cath d-dhragged in-h."
  71. >She wasn't very loud, but her scratchy voice was lanced with barely contained anger.
  72. >"Ohhh, dhon't be sh-shy, come-h closer."
  73. >You didn't say anything and didn't move.
  74. >Though, you noticed that 'she' was already beside you.
  75. >Her deep blue, liquid tendrils were filling the gaps between the floor tiles around you.
  76. >In a blink of an eye, those shoot out of the ground, forming two large ones.
  77. >Both of those strange 'vines' gently coiled around you.
  78. >Without warning they lifted you off the ground.
  79. "Eeep!"
  80. >Yep, then and there you were the new Fluttershy.
  81. >Read, you were scared shitless.
  82. >Prima's tendrils quickly brought your face closer to her snout.
  83. >Almost too close.
  84. >You felt the warm of her breath on your skin, along with the stench of alcohol in it.
  85. >If you remembered correctly, the booze you were drinking was called The Red Phoenix, or something similar.
  86. >She smelled just like it.
  87. >Still smiling deviously and looking you straight in the eyes, she raised one of her constantly shifting front hooves.
  88. >You thought she was going to punch you with it, but she only stroked your cheek a few times with it.
  89. >"TH-there youh are..."
  90. >Suddenly her expression changed and you were flung in the air by the large tendrils, which were still holding you.
  91. >Luckily for you, the room has a very high ceiling, so you didn't collapse with it.
  92. >After a short flight, you landed on the ruined bed.
  93. >Though it forcefully pushed the air out of your lungs, it didn't hurt much.
  94. "Goddammit Prima, what are you do-"
  95. >You didn't finish that sentence, you simply couldn't.
  96. >Prima's tendrils split themselfs and one of the new 'arms' wrapped itself around your mouth.
  97. >The rest of those pinned you to the bed in a 'T' position.
  98. >You couldn't move and you couldn't shout.
  99. >Fucking great.
  100. "Ooof!"
  101. >Though she wasn't as heavy as a normal pone, you definitely felt when Prima jumped on your exposed chest and stomach.
  102. >She quickly lowered herself and pressed her head to yours.
  103. >"Yo-youh hit me, Anonh... I was trying to ph-protect you fhrom a rapist and *hic* youh hit mhe!"
  104. >By Chuck Norris's bulletproof nipples, she was so pissed!
  105. >"And'h you didn'th even *hic* th-thank me for ith!"
  106. >She raised her head higher, with a grimace on her snout.
  107. >Welp, that was it.
  108. >She was going to bite your head off.
  109. >Your eyes widened, when instead of doing it, she began to cry like, well like a mentally unstable living weapon.
  110. >"Y-Youh... you... I-I-I'h was so scared about youh!"
  111. >Oooh shit, she wasn't a mean drunk.
  112. >She was a "mood swings on the horizon, captain!" drunk!
  113. >The moment you thought about it, she started hitting your chest with her hooves.
  114. >"Whhhy?! W'hy can'th you see t-that?! *Hic!* Ih was scared she was ghoing to thake you a-awhaaaay from mhe!"
  115. >Fortunately for you, her blows weren't very strong.
  116. >She was visibly getting weaker in every passing moment.
  117. >Just like in your case, the negative effects of your separation started taking their toll on her.
  118. >Nevertheless, she was still strong enough to hold you in place.
  119. >Without warning, she stopped crying and looked at you with a sultry smile and half-lidded eyes.
  120. >"Y-Youh knowh, I need to p-punish you... sh-severely."
  121. >The tendril that was wrapped around your mouth, moved away and you started sweating like a pig.
  122. "P-Prima, what do you think, you're doing?!"
  123. >She immediately answered you with her snout firmly pressed to your lips.
  124. >Her long tongue quickly forced itself through your teeth inside your mouth and started furiously 'attacking' yours.
  125. >She also started slowly grinding her hips on your stomach.
  126. >It was... well, you're no horsefucker, but it was... nice?
  127. >However, before you even begin to think about feeling aroused, or shocked, or both at the same time by her behavior, she pulled her head away.
  128. >Her eyes widened and her cheeks bulged.
  129. >Oh no, oh fuck no!
  130. >"Urgh... Anonh, Ih t-think I'm gonna... I'm ghonna..."
  131. >The tendrils holding you were already weak enough for you to grab her and stand up from the bed without a problem.
  132. >Quicker than a coked up Kenyan running from an attacking cheetah, you stuck her head through the shattered window.
  133. >When she felt the wind on her muzzle, she open it and started... well, started getting rid of all The Red Phoenix from her system.
  134. >She barfed all over the pristine white and gold walls of the Canterlot Palace.
  135. >While watching her coating everything below the window with red booze mixed with gods knows what else, you noticed something moving on the balcony located in the highest tower of the palace.
  136. >Squinting your eyes, you saw Celestia, who was looking at you and Prima with her jaw hanging open.
  137. >You smiled silly and waved to her.
  138. >Her eye twitched and you could swear you saw that she began to tremble.
  139. >Prima finished painting the palace walls red and burped loudly.
  140. >Classy mare is classy.
  141. >You waved to Celestia once more and with Prima in your arms, you moved away from the shattered window.
  142. >"A-I'mh tired... Anonh..."
  143. >To say the truth, you were also feeling like shit and you knew exactly why.
  144. >You shook Prima a few times, to wake her up.
  145. "Prima, listen to me. We can't be separated any longer, or we'll both die."
  146. >She mumbled something incoherently under her breath, but didn't do nothing.
  147. >With your last strength, you slowly came up to the ruined bed and lay down on it, placing symbiote pone beside you.
  148. "Prima, please..."
  149. >She opened one eye and smiled softly.
  150. >"D-Don'th bhe such a drama queen, Anonhhh..."
  151. >You felt a familiar tingling on your skin, where she was touching your side with her 'fur'.
  152. >In a blink of an eye, she merged herself with your flesh.
  153. >When she vanished from your sight, you quickly noticed that you were wearing something akin to pajamas.
  154. >Also, you didn't feel the briefs and shoes on yourself any more.
  155. >Looking down, you saw both of those lying on the floor beside the bed.
  156. "H-How did you even do that?"
  157. >She answered you inside your mind.
  158. >~"Not'h going tho tell y-you, now let mhe sleeep..."~
  159. >You decided to listen to her request, closed your own eyes and quickly fell asleep after the tiring day.
  160. >A loud knocking on the door woke you up in the morning.
  161. >Groaning, you stirred in bed, but didn't say nothing.
  162. >You'd never call yourself an early bird.
  163. >Also, you had some pretty weird ass dreams and you still felt tired because of those.
  164. >You didn't really remember what exactly you were dreaming about.
  165. >The only thing you could vaguely recall was an image of some crazy, old stallion wizard, who was constantly laughing like a maniac possessed.
  166. >Although he looked hilarious in that bizarre pointed hat with all those bells on it, you felt really creeped out in his presence.
  167. >Maybe... maybe he was that mad pone, who created Prima?
  168. >After all, last time when you had a dream like this, she told you that you saw some of her memories.
  169. >That old fart looked wise, powerful and fucked in the head enough to really be her creator...
  170. >Before you could think more about your dream, you heard someone knocking on the door again.
  171. >Reluctantly, you got out from the ruined bed and shouted.
  172. "Come on in, if you really must!"
  173. >You were a little annoyed, because you wanted to sleep some more.
  174. >The door opened and Twilight walked inside, with a serious expression on her snout.
  175. >"Hi, Anon. Sorry for waking you up so early, but I must rea- What happened with your room?! It looks like a battlefield!"
  176. >You chuckled loudly.
  177. "Prima got seriously shitfaced, o rather shitmuzzled last night and decided to redecorate a little."
  178. >Twilight became pretty bewildered by your explanation.
  179. >"What? She was drunk? How? I thought... no, I'm sure that she doesn't need to eat, or drink."
  180. >You rubbed the back of your head in a sheepish manner.
  181. "Weeell, I was the one, who wanted to get drunk, but she kinda, sorta absorbed the alcohol straight from my blood and all that boring stuff."
  182. >Twilight's eyes widened.
  183. >"Sh-She can do things like that?! Her creator's notes never mentioned about it! Anon, this could mean a serious breakthrough in the medic-"
  184. >Suddenly, her nostrils flared, she lost her voice and blushed like a schoolgirl erm, schoolfilly?
  185. >She was staring at something on the ground.
  186. >Looking down, you saw your shoes and smelly briefs lying on the floor, just like that.
  187. >Rolling your eyes, you quickly kicked your aromatic unmentionables under the bed.
  188. >Jeez, what is it with those pones and the undergarments?!
  189. >They're walking around freaking naked most of the time, little pervs.
  190. >Speaking about perverts, you were sleeping with Prima 'au naturel' and you don't feel violated.
  191. >Not in the slightest.
  192. >Also, she didn't start shouting any obscenities at Twiggles, when she walked inside your room.
  193. >Why do you find it strange?!
  194. >You decided to check on her, just in case.
  195. >Before the both of you went to sleep last night, she was in a pretty pitiable state.
  196. >You started talking to her with the use of your 'mind voice'.
  197. ~"Oi, Prima are you in there? Are you well?"~
  198. >A pained groan was your first answer.
  199. >~"Ughh... Shut it, Anon... just... shut up..."~
  200. >Her voice sounded really strained and groggy.
  201. >A smug smile bloomed on your face.
  202. >You knew exactly why she was so grumpy.
  203. ~"Awww, widle, sweet symbiote pone have a hangover!"~
  204. >She growled like an enraged dog.
  205. >~"Stop being so annoying human, or elese!"~
  206. >For some fucked up reason, you felt pretty courageous that morning.
  207. >Crossing your arms, you raised your eyebrow.
  208. ~"Or elese what, drunky?"~
  209. >Almoust immiedietly, you felt a preassure building around your precious family jewels.
  210. >You felt like if some giant gorilla decided to grab you by the balls.
  211. >Shit, you forgot you didn't have any briefs on you and Prima had full acces to your nutsack!
  212. >~"Or else you'll be having scrambled eggs on breakfast, get it?"~
  213. >There was a promise of untold violence in her voice.
  214. >You couldn't risk the wellbeing of her 'hostages', so you nodded slowly.
  215. ~"Y-Yep, Miss Prima. Y-You can stop squeezing now."~
  216. >The fabric of your 'pajamas' around your sensitive area relaxed and the uncomfortable pressure was gone.
  217. >Symbiote pone was visibly satisfied with your answer.
  218. >~"Good boy. I will make an honest host out of you yet, Anon. Now tell me, what does the Princess Annoyance want from us?"~
  219. >Oh, right, you were in the middle of talk with Purple Wonder.
  220. >Looking at the mentioned alicorn, you noticed that she was still blushing, wide-eyed.
  221. >Though, she wasn't looking at the floor anymore.
  222. >Nope, she was looking at the place where the fabric of your pants was hugging your flesh flute really tightly just a moment ago.
  223. >Guess, she saw some things pretty clearly...
  224. "Um, Twi? Twi, do you hear me?!"
  225. >You snapped your fingers in front of her snout.
  226. >She quickly shook her head absentmindedly.
  227. >"Cock?! I-I mean, WHAT?! What did just happen, Anon?!"
  228. >You coughed nervously in your closed hand.
  229. "Nothing, nothing special happened, Twi."
  230. >~"Ha! You mean that what she saw was nothing special? I would disagree, but it's like your own opinion about your-"~
  231. ~"Goddamit, Prima! Not now!"~
  232. >~"Yeah, yeah... party pooper."~
  233. >You sighted and turned your attention at Twilight once more.
  234. >She looked like if she was agreeing with your previous statement, nodding her head and all.
  235. >"R-right, it was an um, optical illusion... Now, I came here to talk with Prima about yesterday's events. Can she erm, show herself right now?"
  236. >Can she?
  237. >Yes.
  238. >Would she?
  239. >~"Ughh... Tell her that she can go buck herself, Anon."~
  240. >Nope.
  241. >Hopefully, she won't squish your balls for this.
  242. ~"No, I know you're suffering from your own version of hangover, but I think you should speak with her. Remember what I told you, she's not your enemy."~
  243. >Prima's attitude didn't change.
  244. >~"Yeah, right! She hurt me yesterday with her bucked up spell! I'm lucky to be alive!"~
  245. >Then and there, you knew that using any amounts of common sense reasoning won't get her out.
  246. >However...
  247. ~"Alright, I tell her that you're too scared to speak with her."~
  248. >You looked at Twiggles and made a sad face.
  249. "Sorry Twi, Prima won't come out, she's to sca-"
  250. >Symbiote pone's head burst out of your stomach, scaring the living crap out of the purple alicorn princess.
  251. >"One more word and I'll bite your ears off, Anon!"
  252. >Thank you reverse psychology!
  253. >Already accustomed to Prima's shenanigans, Twilight found her bearings relatively fast.
  254. >"No! Stop threatening him! Do you really want a repeat from yesterday, when Anon didn't want to be bonded with you anymore?!"
  255. >To your surprise, Prima's ears flatten and her eyes widened in something akin to shock.
  256. >Was she afraid of your rejection, or was it just her hangover reaction to Twilight's loud behavior?
  257. >You of course, hoped it was the first one.
  258. >Nevertheless, whatever it was, Prima's expression quickly changed to annoyed.
  259. >"Urghh... I'm not in the mood to play with you, alicorn snack. What do you want from me?"
  260. >Luckily, Twiggles only reaction at being called a snack was only her arched eyebrow.
  261. >"Alright... I want you to promise me that you'll never try to hurt anypony like you tried yesterday."
  262. >Prima narrowed her eyes at her.
  263. >"Why? Is it an order, Miss Important Princess? Do you really think, that you can tell me what I can and can't do, to protect Anonymous and myself from dangerous rapist and such?"
  264. >You put your hand on symbiote pone's mane and started petting her gently to calm her down a little.
  265. >Though annoyed, she hummed some content symbiote pone noises and a few strands of her moving mane wrapped around your wrist and fingers.
  266. >Welp, you were stroking a living being, which was literally sticking out of your guts.
  267. >Your life just can't get more bizarre than this.
  268. >Famous last words...
  269. >Twilight mumbled something under her breath about staying calm and collected herself.
  270. >Sighing audibly, she turned to Prima one more time.
  271. >"This isn't an order, but I still want to hear that from you, because I don't want to hurt you again. Regardless of what you may think, I really don't enjoy using force and violence against others."
  272. >Twiggy started trotting around the room, still looking at Prima.
  273. >"Besides that, I'm going back to Ponyville today and I want to take Anon and you with me. However to do this, I need to trust that you won't turn our town into Tartarus, only because somepony looked funny at you, or Anonymous."
  274. >Then, she turned to you.
  275. >"Sorry, that it have to be this way, Anon. Also, before you ask, I spoke with Celestia about this and we both think that you and Prima are already in a good enough shape for our trip to Ponyville."
  276. >Heh, or rather Celestia doesn't want any more barf on her castle walls.
  277. >Running your fingers through her mane, you scratched Prima's ear with your second hand.
  278. >She nuzzled it and spoke with a calm voice.
  279. >"Anon, I have a hangover and not a brain damage. I know that you're trying to bribe me to agree to her terms with all that special attention."
  280. >You chuckled and looked a her.
  281. "And is it working, you stubborn symbiote pone?"
  282. >She hummed and smiled smugly.
  283. >"To say the truth, it dosen't really matter. I want to get out of this stupid town, full of annoying snobs, dangerous bat-ponies and holier than thou alicorn wonders. A few silly words is a low price to pay for this. So yeah, I promise to be nice. There, we're done."
  284. >Twilight grimaced when she heard that an important promise for her is just 'a few silly words' for Prima.
  285. >"Remember that if you break 'those few silly words' you just spoke, the consequences will be severe. Now please excuse me, I need to prepare myself for our trip."
  286. >You stopped Twilight before she managed to get to the door.
  287. "Actualy, I want to ask you something, before you go!"
  288. >She turned around and looked at you with interest, but didn't say anything.
  289. "Erm, I know this will sound crazy, but is it possible that Prima's creator was an old, powerful unicorn pone, who has this really long beard and wore a pointy hat with bells on it?"
  290. >Twilight's eyes widened, but she shook her head immediately.
  291. >"No, never!"
  292. >Wow, such direct.
  293. >Much blunt.
  294. "But, why he-"
  295. >She interrupted you with her outstretched hoof.
  296. >"Anon, it's impossible, because the pony you just described is Star Swirl the Bearded."
  297. >
  298. >Be the most extraordinary living weapon, Prima.
  299. >Be petted by your host's dexterous fingers.
  300. >Humming softly, you pity your past self, who didn't know such joys.
  301. >From what you remember, none of your former hosts ever showered you with such an attention.
  302. >No surprise there.
  303. >You were literally sucking their life out of them and they were just mindless puppets in your hooves.
  304. >Anon's hand found its way to your ear and he started scratching it with gusto.
  305. >A few more of your mane tendrils grabbed his arm and you pressed your head harder into his palm.
  306. "Mmmm... that's the spot..."
  307. >He didn't acknowledge your approval of his ministrations.
  308. >Anon was too busy listening to the annoying purple alicorn.
  309. >She was talking about some old fart, who was supposed to be the most powerful unicorn mage in history and yada, yada, yada.
  310. >To say the truth, you tuned her out some time ago.
  311. >You focused your attention on guiding Anon's hands with your tentacles, to the most sensitive spots on your head.
  312. >Suddenly, his fingers stoped moveing.
  313. >"Prima?"
  314. >Huh, why did they stop?!
  315. >You want more!
  316. >Shaking the hand with your tendrils, you nuzzled it with your snout to get it working again.
  317. >"Prima?"
  318. >His fingers didn't start moving.
  319. >You shook the motionless hand with greater force.
  320. "Move dammit! I want ear scratchies!"
  321. >To your utter dismay, Anon's hands escaped your man tackles grip and he took them away from you.
  322. >"PRIMA?!"
  323. >Ohhh, so that was the reason, he wanted your attention.
  324. >With your head still sticking out of his stomach, you looked upwards with a smile full of razor sharp teeth.
  325. "Yeeessss?~"
  326. >Welp, that came out more sultry than you were planning to.
  327. >Though, the embarrassed look on alicorn wonder's muzzle was worth it.
  328. >Anon was more, or less accustomed to the mischievous part of your nature.
  329. >He only shook his head slightly in disapproval.
  330. >"Something tells me that you're totally not interested in what me and Twilight are talking about, but let me ask you this. Do you know the name of your former master... erm, creator?"
  331. >You didn't have to think long, to come up with an appropriate answer.
  332. "Don't know. Don't care. End of the story."
  333. >Purple's arched her eyebrows in surprise.
  334. >"Why? Why don't you want to know more about the pony, who gave you life? I mean, I know he was mad like for example King Sombra, but he was also your... father. He was your family."
  335. >You looked at her unamused.
  336. >Was this cross between a coat hanger and goose for real?!
  337. >You started 'crying' like a little foal.
  338. "Oh please, say no more Miss family mare, or I'm going to shed lots and lots of tears after my 'daddy'!"
  339. >Of course, she didn't buy your act as genuine, so you quickly stopped 'lamenting'.
  340. "Seriously though, he was his own brand of monster. To call him evil, would be an understatement. I don't care about him, or anything related to him, period."
  341. >Luckily, he's rotting deep under the ground, so you won't see him ever again.
  342. >To your greatest joy, Anon started stroking your mane once more.
  343. >You knew it was a 'pity petting', but you didn't give a single buck about it.
  344. >Beggars can't be choosers and all that.
  345. >Purple Annoyance looked at your host.
  346. >"See, Anon. Even somepony like Prima claims that her creator was a monster. Star Swirl may not understood friendship like I do, but he was a good pony. He would never stoop so low, to become the very embodiment of something he was fighting against. The pony you saw in your dream, was just a figment of your imagination, Anon. Nothing more."
  347. >Anon shrugged his shoulders.
  348. >"I suppose, you're right, Twi. That's all I wanted. You can go if you want, I'll see you at breakfast."
  349. >Yeah, get lost, you alicorn pest!
  350. >Biting her lower lip, she rubbed one of her front hooves with the other.
  351. >"Weeell, you see Anon, do to the nature of our transportation to Ponyville, I advise you to wait with eating breakfast after we get there."
  352. >Your host waved his hand at her dismissively.
  353. >"Nah, Twi. I'll be fine. You know as well as me, that I don't get sick in your slow poni poni trains."
  354. >She swallowed audibly and smiled at him nervously.
  355. >"We're not going to Ponyville by train..."
  356. >
  357. >Be half an hour later.
  358. >~"Oh shit, I'm gonna die. Oh shit, I'm gonna die. Oh shit, I'm gonna die..."~
  359. >Anon's 'three S'es ritual' was a quick affair.
  360. >As always, he wanted to go to the bathroom alone, but you quickly hid inside his body and refused.
  361. >You reminded him about the last time, when he lost consciousness going there alone.
  362. >Reluctantly, he agreed for your presence, but made you promise that you won't talk to him at all during his activities inside.
  363. >Being the awesome symbiote pony you are, you agreed to his terms.
  364. >~"...Oh shit, I'm gonna die. Oh shit, I'm gonna die..."~
  365. >Nevertheless, you did something to him when he was using the shower, as a little bonus revenge for calling you retarded last night.
  366. >You see, due to the Celestia's spell, you can't controll Anon directly, but you have full access to his nervous system.
  367. >During dangerous situations, you can make him feel no pain and force his body to produce vast amounts of adrenaline and other hormones useful in a fight.
  368. >You can make him feel euphoric instead of frightened in a matter of seconds.
  369. >With that kind of combat stimulation, he would gladly throw himself into any fight, adding his will to your strength, speed and durability.
  370. >Though, you digress.
  371. >When he was happily splashing himself with warm water, you increased the sense of touch on his skin immensely.
  372. >In a mere moment, the shower simply turned into a water erotic massage for him.
  373. >When he caught himself moaning, he quickly turned off the shower and you decreased his body's sensitivity to its normal levels.
  374. >Of course, you didn't tell him that his 'happy' shower was your doing.
  375. >Because of that, he will never look at the Canterlot Palace's shower cabins the same way ever again.
  376. >~"...Oh shit, I'm gonna die. Oh shit, I'm gonna die..."~
  377. >To say the truth, you were slowly getting ready to flood his bloodstream with enough adrenaline to make his brain stop working.
  378. >Not that you'd be ever able to do it to such an extent, but the thought was there.
  379. >Who knew that the big, tough human was afraid of flying in an open sky chariot, pulled by the pair of royal guard pegasi.
  380. >He was chanting his pessimistic mantra in his mind, from the very beginning of your flight.
  381. >Did he forget you could hear him and that you were suffering from a hangover?!
  382. >"You look pale Anon, are you feeling alright?"
  383. >Of course, the architect of his torment was sitting in the chariot with him.
  384. >Digging his fingers deep into the upholstery of his seat, Anon looked at the Princess Oblivious.
  385. >With a fake smile on his lips, he nodded.
  386. >"O-Of course, Twi. I feel great."
  387. >Bucking lier.
  388. >She smiled and looked outside the chariot.
  389. >A weak gust of wind stirred her mane and Anon's hair.
  390. >~"Oh shit, I'm gonna-"~
  391. ~"NO! Shut up! I have enough of this! Stop being such a foal!"~
  392. >Anon's back muscles tightened and he straightened himself in his seat.
  393. >He was probably surprised, that you could hear his overly dramatic chanting.
  394. >~"Wow, Prima! Firstly, you're rude as fuck. Secondly, excuse me for being afraid of falling down to my certain death, from a fucking flying coffin designed for little horses!"~
  395. >You, rude?!
  396. >Nah, you're not-
  397. >Oh, Anon is still talking to you.
  398. >~"...remember that if I fall out, you'll fall out with me and we'll both become a fucking bloody stain on the ground!"~
  399. >When will he ever learn.
  400. ~"Alright Anon, let's assume that your purple alicorn friend there is actually retarded and she won't be able to help us if we fall out."
  401. >Anon narrowed his eyes, but didn't say anything.
  402. ~"Even if we fall out so fast, that I won't have any time to grab the chariot with one of my tendrils, I can make your body durable enough to survive the impact with the hard ground below us. Believe me when I say, that as long as we are together, you don't need to fear any physical damage. Any at all!"~
  403. >Of course, you exaggerated a little, but for a good cause.
  404. >~"I'm sure that's bullshit, but okay, I'll try to calm down a little."~
  405. >He turned his head to look at the alicorn wonder, who was suspiciously silent.
  406. >With her snout outside the chariot, she was still looking at the Everfree Forest below her and mumbled something under her breath.
  407. ~"By the way, I really believe she's mentally challenged."~
  408. >Anon rolled his eyes and was about to say something, but then his eyes widened.
  409. >"What the fuck, did someone detonated a bomb in the forest?!"
  410. >There was a big, burned out hole in the vast sea of the trees below you.
  411. >It looked as if a star from the night sky suddenly crashed in the forest, 'wounding' it for at least couple of months.
  412. >The trees around the 'hole' were mostly broken and burned.
  413. >There was nothing in its center, only scorched ground and cracked rocks.
  414. >Purples looked at your host.
  415. >"Frankly, I really don't know, Anon. Not long after you were moved to Canterlot, the forest... well, exploded for no reason. Me and the girls tried to investigate. Unfortunately, due to the lack of time and the 'crime scene' being in the dangerous Everfree forest, we couldn't find anything."
  416. >For some reason, you had a very bad feeling about this whole explosive incident.
  417. >Anon put his hand on her mane and stroked it.
  418. >"Don't worry, Twi. I'm sure you'll figure it out, sooner or later."
  419. >She leaned her head into his hand and smiled.
  420. >"Thanks, Anon."
  421. >You clenched your non existent teeth and growled dangerously.
  422. ~"Get that hand away from her, or I'll throw us out of this chariot myself!"~
  423. >Anon decided to be stubborn.
  424. >~"He, he, jelly much, Prima?"~
  425. >This colt will learn to fear you!
  426. ~"Yes, NO! SHUT UP! I'm warning you!"~
  427. >Someday...
  428. >Finally, he took his hand away from that alicorn whoarse.
  429. >She even had the audacity to look saddened by the lack of his touch for a short moment!
  430. >~"Alright, see, I'm not petting her anymore. Stop being so anal about it, you tsundere symbiote pone."~
  431. >What is this 'tsundere' nonsense he is talking about?!
  432. ~"I don't know what are you even talking about. What I DO know though, is that when the time is right, we need to go and check out that burned place in the forest ourselves. I've got a bad feeling about it."
  433. >Anon visibly stiffened when he heard you.
  434. >~"Um, Prima, please remember that this 'hole' is in the Everfree forest! The most fucked up place, in this fucked up world!"~
  435. >Surprisingly, there was no fear in his voice.
  436. ~"So it's decided, we're going there as soon as we're able to."~
  437. >Anon smiled deviously.
  438. >~"Fuck yeah, we're going! I always wanted to go there, but they never let me!"~
  439. >
  440. >Your sky-trip ended pretty quickly after that.
  441. >Princess Annoyance ordered the guards to land in front of Anon's house.
  442. >Then, to your greatest joy, she told you that she have something important to take care in her castle and flew away.
  443. >Anon wanted to finally eat breakfast, so you decided to postpone your Everfree journey for a while.
  444. >In comparison to others in Ponyville, his house was rather small and plain looking.
  445. >Though, Anon told you it's the best of the best for him.
  446. >Supposedly, back in his world, he was living in a small efficiency apartment and would never dream of affording a house like this with his shitty job.
  447. >When he started rummaging in the kitchen you decided to 'detach' yourself from him.
  448. >That leaved him walking around only in his shoes and briefs.
  449. >Not being in public, he just shrugged his shoulders and said that if you want, you can check some of his Ponystation games.
  450. >You never played any games in your living weapon's life, so you agreed, simply curious about them.
  451. >After Anon showed you how to play, you quickly found your favourite game.
  452. "Die, die, DIE!"
  453. >Rapidly hitting controller buttons with your hooves, you were busy overloading the laser canons of your spacecraft fighter.
  454. >Despite your best efforts, your enemies were not giving up.
  455. >Some weird, giant alien bugs from space, were getting closer and closer.
  456. >Suddenly, your spacecraft was hit by something, which looked like an acid spit.
  457. >Its explosion lightened up the screen of Anon's TV for a short moment.
  458. >Your eyes bulged out, when you saw a big, ugly 'game over' caption floating where your fighter have been just a few seconds ago.
  459. "Buck you, you filthy, hideous, cock gobbling space bug motherbucker!"
  460. >Your shaking hooves and tendrils started slowly crashing the controller, you were holding.
  461. >When you were about to break it in two, when Anon walked inside the room to see why were you behaving so loud.
  462. >"Prima! Don't you dare destroy my shit! It was expensive, you know!"
  463. >You looked at him, still trembling in a righteous anger.
  464. "This... this 'gaming box' cheats! Its need to be punished!"
  465. >Anon sighed audibly and shook his head.
  466. >"I made a mistake. I never should have showed you those games. I forgot you're easily triggered and mentally unstable. Like a fucking neckbeard!"
  467. >Your ears flatten on your head and you growled loudly.
  468. "I'm not a bucking 'neckbeard', whatever that is and I'm not mentally unstable!"
  469. >Your host stretched out his open hand to you.
  470. >"Prove it. Give me back my damned controller. Now."
  471. >Reluctantly, you did what he ask for and slowly hooved him the tartarus-made device.
  472. >Anon smiled smugly.
  473. >...
  474. >Wait a moment...
  475. >That damned human played you like a fiddle!
  476. "No! Give it back! I need to take revenge on those pesky space bugs!"
  477. >Using your hooves, tendrils and mane tentacles, you tried to take the controller back from him.
  478. >He quickly hide it behind his back.
  479. >"Nope. Not with that attitude, you don't-"
  480. >You jumped at him.
  481. >The both of you collapsed on the couch.
  482. >Anon was lying on top of you.
  483. >You wrapped your hooves around him and smiled deviously.
  484. "Oh, so you wanna wrestle for it, eh?~"
  485. >In comparison to an average pony stallion, Anon is a pretty strong male.
  486. >However, in comparison to the beings you were created to fight with, he's weak like a newborn foal.
  487. >After just a few seconds, he was the one lying under you.
  488. >"Wah! What are we gonna do on the couch, Prima?~"
  489. >For some reason, he suddenly decided to look embarrassed.
  490. >You smiled even wider and leaned down to-
  491. *Knock, knock, knock!*
  492. >Anon quickly grabbed you under your front hooves.
  493. >Without any effort, he stood up from the couch, holding you in front of him.
  494. "Huh? What the...?"
  495. >He began walking in his front door direction and spoke to you.
  496. >"Time for being silly is over, Prima. Now, bond with me and turn into some casual clothes, or something. No one should know about you yet and I don't want to open the door, only wearing my briefs and shoes!"
  497. >You did what he asked for, but... silly?!
  498. >You're not silly!
  499. >Before you had a chance to verbally lash out at him, Anon screamed in his mind, when he opened the door.
  500. >~"Holy shit, it's Pinkie Pie! We're fucked!"~
  501. >Literally who?!
  502. >
  503. >A probably coked up pink mare is pulling your leg with the force of a thousand suns.
  504. >"Come on Nonny! You must go to Twilight's castle with me! It will be fun, you'll see!"
  505. >An enraged symbiote pony is screaming obscenities and threats at your assailant in your mind.
  506. >~"Who the buck is this insane mare?! If she won't let us go, I'm going to crush her head until her eyes pops out!"~
  507. >The door frame, you're desperately holding to, is slowly slipping from your grip.
  508. >Yes, you're Anonymous and like you said yourself earlier, you're fucked.
  509. >Trying to wrestle your leg out of Pinkie's hooves, you turned to her.
  510. "No, Ponko! I don't want to go to Twilight's castle with you! I'm not in a mood for a surprise party!"
  511. >Her snout scrunched and she laughed nervously.
  512. >"A surprise party?! No, no! There's definitely no surprise 'Welcome back after almost dying from magic poisoning!' party waiting for you in the castle, silly!"
  513. >Looks like there won't be any reasoning with her.
  514. >On top of it all, Prima was getting more and more 'excited' to hurt Pinks.
  515. >~"Can I kill her now?! I'm gonna kill her now!"~
  516. >Goddammit, you just wanted to have a nice, peaceful morning!
  517. ~"No, Prima! No! You can't kill her!"~
  518. >Symbiote pone wasn't going to give up easily.
  519. >~"Then... then I'll just cut off her hooves and she'll let us go! What do you say!?"~
  520. >You growled out loud.
  521. ~"Fuck, no! Can you get even more edgy that this, Prima! Stop it!"~
  522. >Before she could answer you, your hands slipped from the door frame and you fallen out on the ground like a sack of potatoes.
  523. >"Come on, Nonny! Let's go!"
  524. >With a triumphant smile on her snout, Pinike began dragging you by your leg to Twilight's castle.
  525. >Great, simply wonderful!
  526. >Looks like you're going to that party after all.
  527. >It'll surely be a blast with your crazy dangerous and already furious symbiote friend...
  528.  
  529. >Fortunately for her, Ponko let go of your leg after a short while.
  530. >She didn't even know how close she was to losing her head in a really horrific manner.
  531. >After all, the trouser leg she was holding in her snout was a part of Prima's body.
  532. >By the way...
  533. >If you understood Twiggles correctly, all of her friends should know about your symbiote 'life support'.
  534. >Pinks was never a turbo clever pony in your book, but she should have known better than to grab someone with her teeth at their first meeting.
  535. >To say the truth, if you weren't there, it could have been her last meeting with anyone in her life.
  536. >You looked at the party pone, who was happily bouncing beside you without a care in the world.
  537. "Oi, Pinks... do you... erm, do you know about Prima?"
  538. >The mentioned symbiote pone started shouting in your head.
  539. >~"What the buck are you doing, Anon?! I thought that my existence was supposed to be a secret! Now we must dispose of her!"~
  540. >You stroked the fabric of your 'suit' instinctively, to calm her down.
  541. ~"Firstly, stop being so edgy, Prima. It's getting old fast. Secondly, like Rarity she's one of Twilight's closest friends. She should know about you already."~
  542. >You turned your attention back to Ponko.
  543. >Not stopping in her tracks, she nodded furiously.
  544. >"Yep! I know ALL about her, Nonny!"
  545. >You turned your voice into a whisper.
  546. "And did you know that you literally had a part of her body in your mouth, just a moment ago?"
  547. >~"HA!"~
  548. >Welp, that sounded a lot less lewd in your head, before you opened your pie hole.
  549. >Pinkie looked at you with a big smile on her muzzle.
  550. >"Oh, don't worry about it. I'm sure that a super-duper powerful living weapon like her, didn't even feel a thing!"
  551. >Then she leaned in your direction and started whispering to your 'jacket'.
  552. >"But just in case, I'm really, really sorry about it, Prima. I was just soooo excited to see you and Nonny there. By the way, I'm Pinkie Pie and I would gladly throw you a 'Welcome to Ponyville' party, but Twilight told me to wait with
  553.  
  554. it for now, but I'm sure she'll change her mind soon and..."
  555. >Prima growled loudly and decided to show a big ol' middle finger to your earlier request.
  556. >~"Please, let me chop off her head! By the gods, I BEG YOU! I promise that she won't suffer!"~
  557. >...Fug.
  558. >Is this will be your life from now on?!
  559. ~"No and while we're at it, don't freak out when we'll finally get to Twilight's castle. Knowing Pinkie, there'll be like a half of the town waiting for us there, to 'surprise us' with... well, surprise party."~
  560. >Speaking of the devil.
  561. >Twiggles abomination of a castle was getting closer with each of your step.
  562. >~"No promises..."~
  563. >This was the last time you heard Prima during your short jurney through Ponyville.
  564. >In just a few moments, you and Pinkie found yourselves standing in front of Twilight's front door.
  565. >Party hoers tapped your leg a few times, to get your attention.
  566. >"Here we are, Nonny. I told you that this short stroll will be fun! Now, please excuse me, I left some cupcakes in the oven!"
  567. >A little dumbfounded, you raised your eyebrows.
  568. "Wut? You're not going inside with me?"
  569. >She shook her head.
  570. >"Nope! Twilight only asked me to bring you here! See you later, Nonny!"
  571. >Then she jumped into the nearby bushes.
  572. >Huh?
  573. >Maybe she'll get inside the castle through the backdoor, or something?
  574. >Without waiting, you opened the door.
  575. >You didn't have to knock during the day.
  576. >It was a sorta, kinda public building and library in one.
  577. >Also, they were expecting you to be there sooner, or later.
  578. >Clenching your teeth and butt cheeks, you prepared yourself for the confetti explosion and loudly shouting "SURPRISE! SURPRISE!".
  579. >Moreover, you hid your hands behind your back, just in case if Prima got startled and tried to turn your fingers into giant claws.
  580. >That would be a poor first impression.
  581. >When you finally found yourself inside, nothing of what you were expecting happened.
  582. >Fucking nothing.
  583. >There was no decorations hanging on the walls, no loud music, no food on the extra tables, which were also missing and especially no one was waiting for you inside.
  584. >Ponko... Ponko was actualy telling the truth?!
  585. >Surprise_motherfucker.webm
  586. >You started laughing nervously.
  587. "No fucking way."
  588. >Maybe Twiggles also asked Pinkie to postpone your suprise party as she did with Prima's, in fear of her attacking other pones?
  589. >Heh and you thought that Prima was paranoid.
  590. >You were about to start looking for Twilight, and Spike when you heard some hoof steps approaching.
  591. >Turning around, you saw an unicorn mare, with light pink coat and purple and teal mane and tail.
  592. >Her cutie marek was a purple and white star with two blue glimmering streams.
  593. >She was mumbling something under her breath.
  594. >"...how am I ever gonna find anything in this place if-"
  595. >And then she saw you.
  596. >Her eyes widened and she stiffened all over.
  597. >"Wha... Who are you? What are you?!"
  598. >Guess she never saw you, or a bald minotaur before.
  599. >Maybe she lived in some far away, secluded place, where no one... wait a second.
  600. >Wait a Goddamn second!
  601. >You pointed your finger at her.
  602. "I know you! You're that evil commie mare! Starlight Something!"
  603. >She swallowed audibly and you saw a drop of sweat running down her forehead.
  604. >"S-Starlight Glimmer actually a-and I assure you that-"
  605. >You waved your hand in the air, shutting her up.
  606. "Nope! I'm not gonna listen to you. Twilight told me about you. Your words are lies and poison."
  607. >She started slowly backing away from you and you turned to Prima with your inside voice.
  608. ~"Get ready, Prima. From what I've heard she's dangerous and pretty powerful. We must stop her before she tries something."~
  609. >Symbiote pone chuckled audibly.
  610. >~"Way ahead of you, Anon. Check out the floor beneath her."~
  611. >When you looked where Starlight was standing, you smiled slightly.
  612. >Just like the last night, Prima's tendrils where filling the gaps between the floor tiles.
  613. >It looked like if the lower part of your trousers melted and secretly spilled all over the floor.
  614. >Unaware of that, the unicorn mare before you suddenly stopped backing away.
  615. >"Listen um, sir. I-I know this may sound crazy, but I'm Twilight's student now and-"
  616. >You laughed, you just couldn't help it.
  617. "And what else?! Maybe you want to tell me that you just walked in here and said you're super sorry. They all forgave you, because you're a good girl, who dindu nuffin and Twilight made you her student?!"
  618. >Sheeeit, just how naive she thinks you are?!
  619. >You won't let her hurt your pone friends.
  620. >Starlight pointed her horn at you and started shouting.
  621. >"Alright! I may be a changed mare, but I'm not a pushover! Stay back, or I'll show just how dangerous an unicorn can be!"
  622. >You only smiled wider.
  623. "A little too late for that, sugar."
  624. >Before she managed to cast even a single spell, a shit-ton of deep blue tendrils shoot out from the floor under her.
  625. >In a blink of an eye, those wrapped around her legs, chest, neck and horn tightly.
  626. >That ruined her concentration, canceling a spell she was preparing.
  627. >Prima quickly overturned her on the ground and pinned her head to the floor.
  628. >She was still blocking her horn, making it literally useless for Starlight.
  629. >The mentioned mare was looking at you with wide eyes, unsuccessfully thrashing around in symbiote pone's grip.
  630. >"What.. What are you?! What kind of a freak are you?!"
  631. >Heh, you never heard that one before...
  632. ~"Just don't get violent now, Prima. We just have to subdue her and bring her to Twilight. That's all we're gonna do."~
  633. >Living weapon pone only groaned like a dissatisfied child, whose fun was just ruined.
  634. >You quickly walked up to lying Starlight and raised your hand in her direction.
  635. "Listen, it's nothing personal, commie horse. I just don't want you to ruin my friend's lives."
  636. >A two extra pairs of large tentacles burst out from your hand and from your jacket, wrapping themselves around her midsection.
  637. >She was too terified to say something back to you.
  638. >Truthfully, you didn't blame her, you'd probably scream your vocal cords out in her place.
  639. >Prima began lifting her up from the floor, but was interrupted by a loud yelp coming from behind you.
  640. >"Anon, what are you doing to Starlight?! Let her go, now!"
  641. >It was Twiggles.
  642. >Yeah, now she's showing up!
  643. "Stand back, Twi! I don't know what she's planning, but I know you told me that she's dangerous!"
  644. >Purple hoers blinked a few times and suddenly blushed sheepishly.
  645. >"Well, this is the reason why I asked Pinkie to bring you here, you see..."
  646. >Oh shit, this will take a while, ain't it?
  647. >...
  648. >Be an hour and a half later.
  649. >"...and that's why you should never act before you think. I know you wanted to protect your friends Anon, but what if Spike saw you, attacking Starlight with all those... those feelers and what if..."
  650. >Prima was practically crying inside your head.
  651. >~"I can't stand any more of this! I want to die! Please, kill me! Kiiiillll meeee!"~
  652. >You looked at Starlight, who was sitting on the couch beside you.
  653. >Yeah, you moved to Twilight's room, chambers, whatever that was, before she began telling you, what you need to know about her new student.
  654. >As it turned out, you missed a lot of things when you were busy dying in Canterlot.
  655. >You laughed, you cringed, but at the end you apologised to purple and teal maned mare and she accepted your apologies.
  656. >Then... then Twilight started her lecture about acting responsible and well, here you are, bored outta your mind.
  657. >You saw a trickle of saliva running out of Starlight's mouth.
  658. >Was she... was she actually sleeping with her eyes wide open.
  659. >Dayum son, nice trick!
  660. >~"Oh, sweet death, take me! Take me, nooow!"~
  661. >Acting over dramatic much, Prima?
  662. >You had enough of this.
  663. >Interrupting Twilight with your outstretched hand, you stood up from the couch.
  664. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, Twi. Act resonably and all that. I get it, you get it, Starlight get it, even Prima get it!"
  665. >Twiggy scrunched her muzzle some fierce and groaned.
  666. >Before she managed to say something, Starlight 'woke up'.
  667. >"Right, I get it... um, what is it exactly?"
  668. >Twilight narrowed her eyes at you and her.
  669. >You began massaging your forehead.
  670. "Twi, can I go now? Please? I want to check on something, before this day ends."
  671. >To your surprise, it was Starlight, who blocked your 'escape to freedom'.
  672. >"Actually, I wanted to ask you something, Anon. During our talk, Twilight turned to you a few times, like if there was two of you and please tell me, who is Prima?"
  673. >Ohhh shit...
  674. >...
  675. "Well, this wasn't so bad."
  676. >Walking out from Twilight's castle, you thought about Prima's and Starilight's first meeting.
  677. >As always, symbiot pone burst out from your midsection, like an alien chestburster to 'introduce' herself and her fangs in a wide, evil smile.
  678. >Starlight screamed her lungs out and collapsed on the floor.
  679. >She started shooting magic laser beams at everything, destroying Twiggle's chandelier and making a few holes in her castle walls and roof.
  680. >Twilight quickly calmed her down and explained your unique situation to her.
  681. >Prima only commented that Starlight was lucky to be alive after your little scuffle and hid herself back in your flesh.
  682. "Yeah, not so bad..."
  683. >Fortunately, Starlight promised to talk about Prima and her true nature only with ponies who knew about her.
  684. >After some walking, you arrived at the edge of Everfree forest.
  685. ~"Honsetly, I don't know why you want to check out this big ass burnt hole in the ground. What's so special about it, except that it's inside this cursed forest?"~
  686. >Prima wasn't too keen on having a conversation with you about her reasons.
  687. >~"Shut up and do what I tell you. Oh and keep your appendages crossed and hope that we won't find anything 'interesting' there."~
  688. >Eh, whatever.
  689. >You always wanted to take a stroll through that forest.
  690. ~"Alright, just stay sharp. There's a lot of dangerous shit hiding between the trees inside."~
  691. >Prima only laughed in response and you took your first step forward.
  692. >After an hour of walking, stumbling and running away from strange noises, you found yourself looking at the familiar burnt trees and shattered rocks.
  693. >You'd never get there if not for Prima.
  694. >She definitely has a better sense of direction than you.
  695. >At least inside cursed and dangerous forests.
  696. >Maybe she felt like home in here?
  697. >Without thinking much about it, you started looking around, trying to notice something out of place.
  698. >The problem was that everything in Everfree was more, or less 'out of place'.
  699. >You searched almost everywhere in and around the place of mysterious explosion and guess what?
  700. >You didn't find shit.
  701. ~"This is pointless, Prima and I'm getting bored. Let's go back, before something decide to eat us."~
  702. >Welcome back common sense, you've been dearly missed.
  703. >A tendril grew out of your jacket and pointed at a small hole in the burned ground.
  704. >~"Not yet. Check out this place."~
  705. >You looked at the hard, blackened soil before you.
  706. ~"Erm, how?"~
  707. >A familiar tingling on your arms told you that Prima turned your fingers into claws.
  708. >~"Simple, dig."~
  709. "No."
  710. >After a couple of insults and threats, you finally started digging, just to make her shut up.
  711. >Why couldn't she do it?!
  712. "Fucking, lazy, pice of- huh?"
  713. >At last!
  714. >You found something more out of place, than this whole fucking place!
  715. >A strange pegasus primary feather.
  716. >It was very light, but was made entirely out of some strange, shining metal and looked super sharp.
  717. "Wow, I never thought that you'd have metal prosthetic limbs in this world? Especially not prosthetic wings."
  718. >Prima seemed to not listening to you, completely focused on the metal feather, you were holding.
  719. >~"No... that can't be... that's immposible!"~
  720. >That quickly got your attention.
  721. "What?! what is wrong with it?!"
  722. >A tendril emerged from your jacket and took the feather out from your 'claws'.
  723. >After that, it quickly placed it inside one of your pockets.
  724. >~"As much as I hate to say it, you must show this feather to that purple, boring alicorn pest."~
  725. "Yeah, alright, but tell me-"
  726. >~"Now, Anon! Now!"~
  727. >You decided to become loud.
  728. "Dammit Prima, stop shouting at me!"
  729. >It was a very bad decision.
  730. >As soon as you closed your mouth, you heard a growl coming out from the nearby bushes.
  731. >Not long after that, you saw a creature, to which it belonged.
  732. >A huge manticore was looking at you, exactly like you were looking at breakfast in the morning.
  733. >You felt a familiar tingling on your whole body and heard Prima laughing in your head maniacally.
  734. ~"Looks like it's time to show this bad kitty, who's a true predator here!"~
  735. >
  736. >...
  737. >You are Anonymous, but at the same time, you're not.
  738. >At least, you certainly don't look like your old, default self.
  739. >It took Prima only a couple of seconds to turn you into... well, a monster.
  740. >Your whole body was covered by a thick, probably bulletproof, kevlar like dark blue 'skin'.
  741. >It was constantly moving and shifting, like some kind of a living organism.
  742. >You felt being higher than before and your muscles grew insanely.
  743. >As always, your fingers were turned into sharp, deadly claws, which looked hard enough to pierce reinforced steel.
  744. >Your face... wasn't your face anymore.
  745. >Somehow, it was a mix between yours and Prima's features.
  746. >A long, meaty tongue was sticking out of unnaturally large mouth, full of razor sharp teeth.
  747. >You didn't have hair anymore and your eyes were only 'marked' by two large white spots on your 'face'.
  748. >All in all, you looked like a killing machine straight from the worst nightmares.
  749. >Moreover, you felt like one!
  750. >Your, let's call it awareness, was all over the place.
  751. >Prima extremely improved your senses.
  752. >You could literally hear the beating of the manticore's heart, smell the original fragrance of its sweat and your field of vision was at least twice its original size.
  753. >What was the most interesting and disturbing at the same time, was that you weren't... frightened anymore.
  754. >A fuckhuge manticore started circling you around, ready to pounce at you in any moment and you didn't give a single fuck about it!
  755. >Instead, you were excited, practically fucking aroused by the promise of the upcoming fight and violence.
  756. >You felt able and ready to tear the big mutant cat into bloody shreds within mere fucking seconds.
  757. >As quickly as you can, you confronted Prima about this, with your mind talk.
  758. ~"What the flying fuck is wrong with me, Prima?! Just a second ago I was ready to run away as fast as I can and now I literally can't wait to rip this manticore's head off?!"~
  759. >Symbiote pone chuckled softly.
  760. >~"That would be my doing, my dear host. It's bothersome, but I can control all of your senses and hormones, which improve your fighting abilities. With me on board, you will never again feel pain, fear, and indecision during a fight."~
  761. >You didn't know whether to laugh or cry about thi-
  762. >Wait a moment!
  763. ~"Talking about senses... holy crap! That 'rape shower' this morning was your doing!"~
  764. >She laughed audibly.
  765. >~"Guilty as charged, Anon!"~
  766. >You were about to start shouting at her, to not do this ever again, but the manticore finally decided to attack you with its deadly tail.
  767. >Her fast 'killing blow' was pretty slow for you, to say the least.
  768. >Prima flooded your system with enough adrenaline and other shit, that you practically had seen everything around you in slow motion.
  769. >You simply sidestepped at the last moment and manticore's poisonous sting buried itself in the burned ground.
  770. >A few tentacles grew out of your arm and wrapped themselves around it.
  771. >Following Prima's example you grabbed manticore's tail and yanked it hard enough, to knock it down on the ground.
  772. >You lift your clawed hand in the air.
  773. >Prima began shouting in your head.
  774. >~"Aim for the throat! Slit its bucking throat!"~
  775. >The fuck?!
  776. >You turned your 'hand' into fist and punched the mutant cat in the head.
  777. >The ground beneath it cracked and it spit a tooth out, but it remained alive.
  778. >Fuck you, Prima.
  779. >You're no SJW, but you don't kill shit, if you really don't have to.
  780. >The manticore was not done yet.
  781. >It began standing up.
  782. >Spinning around on your heel, like some monstrous ballet dancer, you kicked it straight in the stomach.
  783. >For a short moment, you felt its guts wrapping around your foot, when your leg buried itself in its flesh.
  784. >Your kick was strong enough to launch the manticore up in the air.
  785. >After a short flight, it collapsed with a large tree and fell on the ground.
  786. >It was still breathing hard, but was not trying to get up anymore.
  787. >Holy fucking shit, just how strong could Prima make you, if you were tossing things at least three times heavier than you, like if it were an old rag doll?!
  788. >You began walking in manticore's direction.
  789. >When you were a few steps from it, your arm started tingling.
  790. >Takeing a quick look at it, you saw that Prima turned it into a fuckhuge, sharp blade.
  791. >You knew exactly what was its purpose.
  792. >Nevertheless, when you stood before the downed manticore, you didn't intend to use it on it.
  793. >It was hard to fight against your 'trigger happy' body, but somehow you managed it.
  794. ~"Call me a fucking white knight, or an SJW, but I'm not slicing this manticore in half, Prima!"~
  795. >She wasn't too happy to hear it.
  796. >~"The buck?! Are you mentally challenged, or something, Anon?! There is only one rule in this place - eat, or be eaten! Do you really want to become a quick meal for the creature lying before you?!"~
  797. >You walked even closer to the grounded manticore, looking at it intently.
  798. ~"No, look at it. I was never a quick meal for it."~
  799. >Only now, you noticed that the whole side of its body has burned marks on it.
  800. ~"I was an EASY meal for it. This manticore was injured, probably in the explosion, which turned this part of the forest into a lifeless hole. Now it's only looking for an easy prey, nothing else."~
  801. >Prima growled, annoyed by your words.
  802. >~"So?! This isn't an excuse for not punishing it! This cat from Tartarus wanted to kill and eat us! Do you really think, it won't try to do this again, when it stand up from the ground?!"~
  803. >Growling miserably, the manticore looked at you.
  804. >The fear you saw in its eyes, told you everything you wanted to know.
  805. ~"No, I don't belive it will. As you can see, it's more frightened of me, than I was of it before you transformed me and pumped me up with those various combat stimulants."~
  806. >You turned around and started walking away from your downed opponent.
  807. ~"Oh and while we're at it. Stop making me want to destroy everything in sight and turn me back into a lovable and handsome human, I always saw when I looked in the mirror... please?"~
  808. >Leaving the battered manticore behind you, you began your trip back into Ponyville.
  809. >You found yourself walking out of the cursed forest as a normal looking human after about an hour.
  810. >This time your quick stroll through the botanical wonders of Everfree was 'beefed up' by Prima.
  811. >She just couldn't shut up and called you an idiot for turning your back to the dangerous predator at least a hundred times.
  812. >Salty symbiote pone was salty.
  813. >After finally calming her down, you quickly arrived at Twilight's castle.
  814. >When you showed her the mysterious metal feather, her eyes widened in excitement.
  815. >"That looks incredibly detailed, Anon! Where did you found it?! Can I hold it?!"
  816. >She snatched it out from your hand, without waiting for your answer.
  817. >"Amazing! It's so light, but it looks really durable and sharp! I think, I never saw a metal alloy like-"
  818. >Prima decided to grow her head out of your chest and interrupt her excited speech.
  819. >"Shut up, alicorn wonder!"
  820. >Twiggles jumped back and opened her wings and lowered her horn in a threatening manner.
  821. >"YOU don't get to tell your princess to shut up!"
  822. >Before you managed to say anything Prima chuckled audibly.
  823. >"Ha! Look at that, somepony finally decided to feel like a true, full of herself, pompous royal brat!"
  824. >Twilight only narrowed her eyes.
  825. >She knew that Prima was just trying to provoke her and wasn't too keen to play her little game.
  826. >Prima quickly noticed that she won't rustle her jimmies and only smiled widely.
  827. >"Firstly, you're not MY princess and I don't give a buck that you think otherwise. Secondly, I can tell you to shut up, if the lives of everypony in this town are in danger."
  828. >Your purple friend didn't relax her aggressive stance.
  829. >"And why should I believe you, Prima? You don't care about anypony else. You only care about yourself and maybe about Anon. At least for as long as he's useful for you."
  830. >That hurt Twiggles, that really hurt...
  831. >Symbiote pone licked her sharp fangs and looked at the metal feather, Twilight was holding.
  832. >"That's exactly the case here, if the things go south with the 'owner' of this feather, my and Anon's lives can get in danger too."
  833. >Dayum son, Prima was actually afraid of someone?!
  834. >Twilight must have thought something like that too, because she visibly calmed down and looked at you with an arched eyebrow.
  835. >"Do you belive her, Anon?"
  836. >You just nodded in response and Purples sighed in defeat.
  837. >"Alright, Prima. Let's assume that I believe you too. Tell me, who is the owner of this strange feather?"
  838. >Symbiote pone shook her head.
  839. >"This won't be that easy. Her name and look is always different. If you see her in her disguise, you'll just think she's just a regular pegasus mare."
  840. >Twiggles scratched her snout with her hoof.
  841. >"Hmm... so she's a 'she' and she looks like a pegasus. Can you tell me what exactly is she and from where do you know her? Is she some kind of a symbiote like you, or maybe she's a changeling?"
  842. >Suddenly, Prima decided to detach herself from you wholly and start walking around the room, you were all in.
  843. >That of course, left you standing only in your briefs and shoes.
  844. >Twilight immediately blushed and you growled at your life support pone.
  845. "Thanks a bunch you fucking perv! Warn me next time, will you?"
  846. >Prima looked at you and winked.
  847. >"Stop being such a prude, Anon. Have you never been on the beach before, or a swimming pool only wearing your trunks? Just like other minotaurs, or more conservative ponies?"
  848. >She didn't wait for your answer and turned to Twi, who was... well, ogling you.
  849. >"Hey! Eyes up here, Alicorn Wonder!"
  850. >Purple princess eyes quickly focused on the symbiote pone standing in front of her.
  851. >Prima began pacing around the room once more.
  852. >"Now, what I can tell you about the owner of this feather is that she's one of her kind, just like me."
  853. >She walked up to the small table and one of her tendrils wrapped itself around the old looking vase standing on it.
  854. >"I don't know what the exact term is, but she's something like a living dool, made entierly from metal, glass and other inorganic substances."
  855. >Her tentacle lifted the vase up to her snout and she started inspecting it, with mild interest.
  856. >"Oh and she's laced from head to hoof frog with deadly traditional and magical weapons and other strange things."
  857. >She turned to you and Twilight, still holding the old vase in front of her.
  858. >Without warning she crushed it into pieces.
  859. >"She's able to destroy everything and everypony you hold dear, alicorn."
  860. >Twilight groaned, displeased with what Prima did to her vase and started reconstructing it with her magic.
  861. >"You know, you didn't have to do this to get your point across. Also, you didn't answer me, from where do you know her?"
  862. >Prima began walking in your direction.
  863. >"Ah, you know... I know her from my old 'workplace'!"
  864. >Both yours and Twiggles eyes widened.
  865. >Before merging back with you, cheeky symbiote pone smiled smugly.
  866. >"Don't give me that look. Did you really think, that I was the only creation of that mad-pony, who escaped the laboratory's destruction?"
  867. >After that, you were wearing clothes again, swallowing nervously.
  868. >Because, holy crap that fucked in the head guy was a one creative bastard, wasn't he?
  869. >Twilight, who finished reconstructing her vase, scratched her muzzle once more.
  870. >"So what you want to tell me, is that there's something straight out of fiction books, a cyborg pony, running around Ponyville? Also, she was created by your former master, escaped the laboratory's destruction and somehow remained undetected for such a long time, under my own nose? Sorry, but I don't really know if to believe you, or call you a liar."
  871. >This time, you were the one, who answered her.
  872. >You pointed a finger at the strange, metal feather.
  873. "Twi, you're holding the proof in your hoof. Or, maybe you want to tell me that a feather like this, is nothing out of ordinary?"
  874. >She looked at the mentioned object in her possession.
  875. >A couple of minutes after that you were standing in the other castle room, full of shelves filled to the brim with various documentation and paperwork.
  876. >You and Prima were bored as fuck, but not Twiggles, "the amazing office worker".
  877. >"Oh, come on, you two! We must check all the ponies, who moved into Ponyville in the last couple of months. Maybe one of them is Prima's mysterious cyborg pony. Maybe she'll recognize her name, or her look on the picture added to her file. Or, maybe something else will tell her that she's the one we're looking for!"
  878. >You waved your hand in the air and groaned.
  879. "Yeah, yeah, Twi. It's not like it's your guilty pleasure, or something, right? Just keep reading their names from that list of yours and maybe Prima will wake up, when she hears the right name."
  880. >You really hoped she wasn't actually asleep, but the snoring sounds you were hearing in your head filled you with a lot of disbelief.
  881. >Twilight chuckled, thinking you were joking and resumed her reading.
  882. >"...Giraffe Neck, Ariel, Lava Lamp, Thingpone, Cyra, Macey, Ocean Dew, Snek..."
  883. >Man, that was some strange names.
  884. >"...Lucky Seven..."
  885. >Suddenly, Prima's head emerged from your clothes.
  886. >"Wait! Lucky Seven?! Seven... from what I remember, she always liked the names with numbers in it. Show me her picture!"
  887. >A little startled with Prima's outburst, Twilight showed the both of you that mare's file.
  888. >What you saw on the picture was an ordinary pegasus mare, with white coat, turquoise mane, blue eyes and three stylized sevens as her butt stamp.
  889. >However, symbiote pone practicaly lost her marbles when she saw her photo.
  890. >"That's her! That's bucking her! I can can see it in her eyes and the shape of her snout! And that name! We got her!"
  891. >Protecting it from Prima's saliva, which was flying everywhere, Twi started reading Lucky Seven's file.
  892. >After reading it, she closed the file and put it on the table.
  893. >She shook her head.
  894. >"Lucky Seven isn't the mare we're looking for."
  895. >Your strange life support had none of that.
  896. >"Like hay she isn't! That's her, I bucking tell you, you dense mare!"
  897. >Twi put both of her front hooves on Lucky Seven's closed file.
  898. >"N-No... she's not..."
  899. >This time you were the one, who asked her the million dollar question.
  900. "Why?"
  901. >Twiggy looked at you and gulped audibly.
  902. >"B-Because she's... she's Scootaloo's mother. She adopted her not long after she moved here a couple of months ago..."

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