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My own Pinkie Pie!

By SlavePonyGeneral
Created: 2020-12-20 19:26:15
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  1. [Copied from https://pastebin.com/UMhEaZ6n]
  2.  
  3. >You are now looking at your front door
  4. >It feels like time drags on forever
  5. >The guy told you he will be here at 9. He is still not here.
  6. >What's wrong with him?
  7. >If you find out you were scammed, you--
  8. >Finally, a knock on the door!
  9. >"Sorry, i had trouble buyin--"
  10. "Did you?"
  11. >"Of course i did. It's in the car."
  12. >You quickly go outside with him
  13. >"Listen, there was another one interested. Had to rise the wage and--"
  14. "How much?"
  15. >"A grand"
  16. "What??"
  17. >"Look, mang. I brought it here. I don't want to leave empty-handed."
  18. "Shit, i barely have a hundred here"
  19. >"Not enough"
  20. >As you get near the car, you see a silouette in the back seat
  21. >There she is
  22. >Pinkie Pie, in all her glory
  23. "... Wow."
  24. >"At least now you know i'm not bluffing"
  25. "Okey, okey. Think. Let's go to the laundry. There's an ATM nearby"
  26. >"ATM? Shit, you really are a nerd"
  27. "Shut up. You want money? Drive"
  28. >You hear him saying "loner" between his teeth while you both get into the car
  29. >As he drives, you look at your pony.
  30. >She looks tired and unkempt
  31. >Nothing some scrubbing and a nice bed can't fix, tho.
  32. >"We're here"
  33. "Okay, wait up"
  34. >You go and withdraw almost all of your savings.
  35. >Now he's driving you back home
  36. >You look at Pinkie again
  37. >You can't wait for her to call you "Nonny" and bake things for you!
  38. >"What's with the grin? You like these things that much?"
  39. "You don't get it"
  40. >"And i might as well never do, weirdo."
  41. >You arrive and he drops you with the pony at the entrance
  42. "Here"
  43. >You give him the money
  44. >"Good. Now remember, i don't know you and you don't know me. You might as well forget my phone and email because i won't use them again. If you want more of these things, i'll know and contact you"
  45. "Sure, sure. Have a nice day!"
  46. >"... Fucking weirdo"
  47. >As he leaves, you pull the chain and bring your pony inside the house
  48.  
  49. "This is so unreal! Here you are Pinkie! Your new home"
  50. >"..."
  51. "Oh, my. You haven't said a word all this time, you must be so tired! Here"
  52. >You take her to her room
  53. >Sure, it's the laundry room with a makeshift bed, but you'll make it better with time.
  54. >And money
  55. >You will have to make lots of extra hours now
  56. "There you go. Sleep well, Pinkie! Good night"
  57. >She just walks to the bed and sits on top of it
  58. >You turn off the lights and lock the door
  59. >You are so excited it gives you a hard time to sleep
  60. >You now have Pinkie Pie and it's going to make you very very happy
  61.  
  62. >You wake up
  63. >After your daily routine, you quickly go and check the laundry room
  64. "Good morning, Pinkie!"
  65. >She looks the same as last night, sit on the bed. The same gaze as before.
  66. "... Huh... I hope you slept well. Let's go have breakfast, shall we?"
  67. >She doesn't move. Strange.
  68. "C'mon, Pinkie. Let's eat"
  69. >Still not moving
  70. "Geez, Pinkie. Don't be shy!"
  71. >You yank her chain
  72. >Finally she raises up and walks.
  73. >You and Pinkie go to the kitchen. You already made pancakes.
  74. "Alright, sit here. Do you want your pancakes with anything? Syrup, maybe? Or chocolate?"
  75. >She sits were you pointed and grabs a pancake with her mouth
  76. >She just munches it like a real horse.
  77. "Okey, plain is also an alternative"
  78. >You sit at the other side of the table and drink you coffee.
  79. >You glance at Pinkie. She's still munching.
  80. >You still wonder why she still looks tired.
  81. >Maybe the trip was really long.
  82. >You don't know how the fuck the bidders made a portal to Equestria, but by the looks of it, it must be very stressing to pass it.
  83. "Well, Pinkie. I have to go to work. I left you some lunch in the oven, but you have free reign over the kitchen."
  84. >She looks at you and then drops her head.
  85. "Aww, don't worry. I'll come back, promise!"
  86. >You pat her on the head.
  87. "Well, better go now! You can sleep more, if you want"
  88. >You lock the front door and head for the bus stop.
  89. >And as you wait for the bus with the biggest grin you can make, a small thought crosses you mind.
  90. >You didn't see her eating more pancakes.
  91. >As a matter of fact, she kept munching the same pancake the whole time.
  92. >Maybe she doesn't like your recipe?
  93. >You'll talk to her later.
  94. >For now you have to focus on your work.
  95.  
  96. >You are sitting on the bus, heading home.
  97. >You are working overtime for the rest of the week. Probably the next one, too.
  98. >You are glad the boss agreed with it.
  99. >But the workload doubled because of that.
  100. >You'll manage.
  101. >You have your pretty pony back home to cheer you up!
  102. >You wonder if she did anything special for you.
  103. >Oh, shit! You almost miss your stop.
  104. >Better stop daydreaming. This is real, Anon!
  105. >You almost drop your keys from the excitement.
  106. "Hi, Pinkie! I'm home"
  107. >The house feels quiet.
  108. >You look around. No signs of Pinkie.
  109. >You go back to the laundry room.
  110. >Her bed looks just like this morning.
  111. >You go to the kitchen.
  112. >She is still there, in her seat. The plates were also exactly where you left them.
  113. "... Pinkie?"
  114. >Not only she looks exactly the same as before you left, but she didn't eat any more pancakes.
  115. >Even worse, there are pieces of pancake and spit all over her plate.
  116. >It looks like vomit, but it's the first pancake you gave her.
  117. >She didn't eat it.
  118. >In fact, you check the oven and see that she didn't have lunch either.
  119. "Pinkie!! You must eat! You need to eat to stay healthy"
  120. >As you scowl at Pinkie, she looks at you.
  121. >She has the same permanently tired look.
  122. >It's beggining to annoy you.
  123. "Well, the lunch must be spoiled by now, so i can only serve you some raw vegetables"
  124. >You go to the fridge and grab some carrots.
  125. "You could have said you didn't like the recipe, Pinkie. You don't have to act like this"
  126. >You reach a carrot to her mouth.
  127. "Now eat this"
  128. >She looks at the carrot.
  129. >Then she starts licking it.
  130. "No! Not licking! I said eating"
  131. >She beging to suck it.
  132. >This is making you aroused, but you remember she must be starved, so you keep the lewd thoughts away.
  133. "Pinkie, this is ridiculous! Eat the carrot!"
  134. >She gazes at you and finally grabs a bite of the carrot.
  135. >She munches it a little then swallows it.
  136. "There! Was it too difficult?"
  137. >"..."
  138. "Okey, now eat the whole carrot"
  139. >"..."
  140. "C'mon, Pinkie. Don't be such a stubborn pony"
  141. >She takes the carrot from your hand and eats it whole.
  142. "Good! Good! Now, you look like you need a bath. Let's go to the bathroom"
  143.  
  144. >You realize after a while that she doesn't move anywhere unless you yank her chain first.
  145. "Pinkie, do you really need that chain? You can't leave the house, but you can pretty much wander everywhere inside.... Well, except for my bedroom... For now..."
  146. >You grin while you walk your pink bundle of non-apparent joy to the bathtub.
  147. >You turn on the water and wait a little.
  148. "Pinkie, i haven't seen any smiles, grins or chuckles from you. And that's not you!"
  149. >"..."
  150. "I guess coming to this world made you tired, isn't it?"
  151. >"..."
  152. >You grab the shampoo and begin to pour it all over her mane and back.
  153. "Well, don't worry. A good bath and some nice rest will help you get better"
  154. >"..."
  155. >She doesn't change expression or talks while you scrub her fur.
  156. >You wash her mane and tail in silence.
  157. >Now as you wash away the dirt, you look at her.
  158. >She looks a lot less gray than before. More lively.
  159. >And her mane is not rigid.
  160. >Good!
  161. >But that unfazed look of hers...
  162. "Pinkie, can you smile for me?"
  163. >She looks at you.
  164. >No change.
  165. >You try something.
  166. "Please?"
  167. >Again, not a single movement.
  168. >This is frustrating.
  169. >You grab her chain and yank it.
  170. "Smile!"
  171. >She looks at the chain and then at you.
  172. >"..."
  173. >She then makes a disturbing expression.
  174. >It looks like a grin, with exposed teeth and all, but her eyes are as soulless and devoid of any happiness as before.
  175. "... Well, it's a start"
  176. >You feel a little dissapointed now.
  177. >She doesn't act at all like you wanted her to.
  178. >After drying her up, you take her to her new bedroom.
  179. "Okey, Pinkie. Now go to bed. You need to sleep"
  180. >She goes and sits on her bed.
  181. "No, Pinkie. I want you to get inside the bed, and sleep. I won't leave until you do that"
  182. >She looks at you.
  183. >"..."
  184. >She grabs the upper blanket and wraps it over herself.
  185. >She lays down and closes her eyes.
  186. "... Good. And remember Pinkie, you're safe here. Sweet dreams, my waif-- I mean, my beautiful pony"
  187. >She doesn't move.
  188. >You turn off the lights and lock the door.
  189.  
  190. >The days pass.
  191. >Living with Pinkie has not met your expectations at all.
  192. >It's more like living with a pet that with a sapient pony.
  193. >Since you bought it, she hasn't said a word.
  194. >She doesn't smile.
  195. >She just obeys.
  196. >And only if you yank her chain first and shout.
  197. >Now you are really tired, coming back from those extra hours.
  198. >And as you enter your house, you see the same thing you've seen since day one.
  199. >Pinkie Pie is in the same place you left her in the morning.
  200. >With the same
  201. >Fucking
  202. >Boring
  203. >Gaze
  204. "... Hello..."
  205. >"..."
  206. >You grunt while you go to the kitchen.
  207. >Most of the vegetables in the plate remain uneaten.
  208. "Pinkie, how many times i have to tell you to EAT!"
  209. >"..."
  210. >You grab some tomatoes and shove them on her mouth.
  211. "..."
  212. >"..."
  213. "What is WRONG with you!?"
  214. >"..."
  215. "EAT THE DAMN THING"
  216. >She munches a little then swallows the tomatoes.
  217. "Why aren't you happy?"
  218. >"..."
  219. "Please, Pinkie. I am giving you a nice house. You have food. You are clean..."
  220. >"..."
  221. "I don't want to yank you to move. I don't want you to starve to death unless i put something in your mouth. You even have a place to sleep!"
  222. >"..."
  223. "... You DO sleep, right? I'm even starting to think that you don't actually sleep!"
  224. >"..."
  225. >You start feeling angry.
  226. "Yeah, you just close your eyes, don't you? You just lay there until a new day comes and i drag you along..."
  227. >"..."
  228. "You could at least TALK TO ME"
  229. >"..."
  230. >You now grab Pinkie and shake it.
  231. "WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO MEEEEE???"
  232. >She is still unresponsive.
  233. >You are now completely dominated by anger and frustration.
  234. "I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TREATING YOU RIGHT. AND YOU HAVE NO REACTIONS WHATSOEVER"
  235. >"..."
  236. "I BET THAT IF I DO THE OPPOSITE, YOU WON'T EXPRESS ANYTHING TOO, HUH?- YOU WON'T DO NOTHING IF I HURT YOU, HUH? WILL YOU?"
  237. >You get up and grab a knife from the kitchen
  238. >You get down to her level and put the knife closer to her face
  239. "HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW, HUH? DO YOU FEEL SCARED? DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING, YOU FUCKING BITCH??"
  240. >She looks at you
  241. >Then she looks at the knife
  242. >And you notice something
  243. >Did she....
  244. >... Did she move her eyebrows?
  245. ".... Oh shit."
  246.  
  247. >She finally reacted
  248. >She is looking sad
  249. >You feel like shit now
  250. "... Uhm, sorry, I--"
  251. >Then she grabs the hand that holds the knife with her hooves
  252. >You look at her while she points the knife at her chest
  253. "NO!"
  254. >You quickly put the other hand in her chest and begin to push
  255. >You struggle. She is strong.
  256. >You try with all your force to keep the knife away from her
  257. >But she keeps pulling
  258. >You focus on the knife. You can't see her face.
  259. >You think fast
  260. >As you try to keep space between the knife and Pinkie's chest, you slowly put your legs in position
  261. "Pin... Kie..."
  262. >You slowly crouch
  263. ".... Stooop..."
  264. >And you quickly stand up while releasing the knife from your hand
  265. >Pinkie is now in midair, the force of her pulling making your hand pressed against her chest
  266. >As soon as she notices that the knife is in the ground, however, she releases you and falls down to get it
  267. >But with your free hand you grab her by her collar, and you kick the knife away.
  268. >Now you are struggling to keep Pinkie Pie into place.
  269. >She kicks you while extending her front hooves to the knife.
  270. >Your hands burn and the kicks hurt you a lot, but you keep ahold of her.
  271. >She tries to push your hands aside, but you quickly grab her in another place.
  272. >The two of you fall over while she keeps fighting.
  273. >Finally, she starts to get tired.
  274. >She slowly stops moving
  275. >"..."
  276. "..."
  277. >"..."
  278. >The both of you are now on the floor. You keep grabing her, but she is still.
  279. >You breath a little to gain some energy to talk.
  280. "... Pinkie.... Why..."
  281. >"..."
  282. ".... You.... Don't..."
  283. >"..."
  284. "... Ugg, why did..."
  285. >*sob*
  286. >You now notice some trembling over her body
  287. >She is sobbing
  288. >The sobbing turns into crying
  289. >And she screams while doing so
  290. "... Pinkie..."
  291. >She keeps crying. She shouts while tears run from her eyes
  292. >You stop grabbing her and begin to hug her
  293. "Pinkie"
  294. >She is now shaking while the tears are forming small puddles around her
  295. >She keeps shouting while her nose runs and her mane begins to flat
  296. >You feel worse than shit now
  297. >You can't think of anything to say
  298. >So you just let her cry
  299.  
  300. >You don't know how much time passed
  301. >But it's well past midnight and Pinkie is now laying in your arms
  302. >She cried for hours, then just sobbed and now passed out
  303. >You are looking at her
  304. >She is a mess, but at least she is sleeping
  305. >You lift her and take her to her bedroom
  306. >You tuck her in her bed and leave her there
  307. >As you close the door, you release your body of all tension and slowly walk to your room.
  308. >You are a monster
  309. >You just bought a pony who was in fact the embodiment of laughter and happiness
  310. >But she is not happy at all
  311. >And it's your fault
  312. >You pass a hand over your face while thinking of what to do
  313. >There's no point on sleeping now
  314. >You turn back, search the house for pointy objects and store them in your closet
  315. >By the time the sun rises you have placed all dangerous things in there
  316. >Even the cleaner products and pills
  317. >You take a bowl of fruits and a glass of water and go back to Pinkie's room
  318. >You slowly open the door
  319. >She is still asleep
  320. >You let the bowl and glass in the floor near her and close the door
  321. >You drink a bunch of coffee and leave to work
  322. >In the bus, you think what could have caused her to try suicide
  323. >You feel kind of dumb, but 'being far away from her world' was probably the obvious answer.
  324. >Still, you save those doubts for later. You'll have another busy day at work and you haven't slept.
  325.  
  326. >As you get out of your office building, you go to a pastry shop and buy some cupcakes
  327. >You feel tired, but you must talk to her.
  328. >You don't know how, tho.
  329. >You can only hope this helps
  330. >As you open the door of your house, you notice that everything looks the same
  331. >You go to her room
  332. "Pinkie?"
  333. >You see her in her bed
  334. >"..."
  335. "Hello, Pinkie. Do you f--"
  336. >"You will return me, don't you"
  337. >She turns her head to look at you
  338. >She has big bags under her bloodshot eyes and her mane looks completely flat
  339. >"I'm not the happy bouncy waifu you wanted, so you will return me. Am i correct?"
  340. >You are nervous.
  341. >She is finally talking to you, but you didn't expect her to talk to you like this
  342. >"I bet you brought those cupcakes to soften the blow, doesn't it?"
  343. >How did she know? You left them on the kitchen table
  344. >"Whatever. They'll drug me again to look 'normal' and i'll be some other owner's sex toy in no time at all"
  345. >She turns around and faces away from you.
  346. >"I'm not hungry. I'll wait here until they come to pick me up"
  347. >You are trying to digest everything she said now
  348. >You look next to her bed and see the glass and bowl untouched.
  349. >You go and pick the glass.
  350. "Pinkie..."
  351. >She doesn't move
  352. "Pinkie Pie, can you drink this water, please?"
  353. >She turns to look at the glass
  354. >"Why?"
  355. "What do you mean, why? You need to recover all that lost water"
  356. >"I'll manage. Leave me alone"
  357. >You don't know what to do.
  358. "Pinkie, it's an order. Drink this water"
  359. >"Oh, i'm sorry master. Would you like me to BEND OVER TOO??"
  360. >She hits your hand and makes you drop the glass.
  361. >It doesn't break, but the water is splashed on the floor
  362. "FUCK! FINE, STAY INSIDE AND DIE. Why should i care?"
  363. >You close the door with full force as you leave her room and locked it.
  364. >Your hand hurts
  365. >As you pick some ice from the fridge, you look at the box of cupcakes.
  366. "... Bitch"
  367. >You go to your room to get some sleep.
  368. >You are too tired, anyway
  369.  
  370. >A new day welcomes you
  371. >But the pain in your hand reminds you of what happened last night.
  372. >After getting dressed to work, you go to Pinkie's room.
  373. >*knock knock*
  374. "Pinkie. Can i come in now?"
  375. >"GO AWAY"
  376. >*THUD*
  377. >Your best guess is that she threw an apple to the door
  378. "Pinkie, i'm going to unlock the door and leave you alone while i go to work. I hope we can talk when i get back"
  379. >"..."
  380. "Please drink something"
  381. >You unlock her door, then go outside and lock the door.
  382. >As you go to the bus stop, you look at your house.
  383. >You fear that Pinkie does something to herself while you are away.
  384. >But you also fear that someone finds out you have a cartoon pony in your house.
  385. >So as long as she doesn't bring attention, you'll be fine.
  386. >But what about her?
  387. >You take the bus to work
  388.  
  389. >As you walk home, you feel a little thankful tomorrow you'll only work half a day.
  390. >Sure, you don't work on Saturdays, but the pony you used to desire made a huge blow ito your wallet.
  391. >You open the door and see Pinkie getting out of the bathroom
  392. >Her mane is still flat, but she doesn't look tired.
  393. >"Did you bring cupcakes again for our talk?"
  394. "Hello, Pinkie Pie. Nice to see you out of your room for once."
  395. >"Whatever. I live in a fucking laundry room, but that doesn't mean i have to throw my shit on it"
  396. >Did she just...???
  397. >"Surprised about my outburst? You don't expect us to live in this piece of shit you call a world and not to learn some bad words, do you?"
  398. "You could at least try not to"
  399. >"Fuck off! You won't get to enjoy it much time, anyway"
  400. "What do you mean?"
  401. >"Did you already called them? Am i being returned?"
  402. "Well, i--"
  403. >"I bet they convinced you to keep me, faggot. 'Just try to be nice to her. Have these drugs. Your dick will be on her ponut in no time'. You FUCKING LOSER!"
  404. "Please, stop!"
  405. >"..."
  406. >You feel confused, but you try your best.
  407. "Look, Pinkie... I'm sorry, ok? I'm trying to help you, but--"
  408. >"Look, idiot. You can't help me. My friends are being sold and treated like slaves. If i go outside, i'll get killed by them. And if you complain, i'll be sell to another stupid pathetic excuse for a living being who will probably rape me to sleep. So no! You're not helping!"
  409. >She begins to cry again.
  410. "Pinkie, I--"
  411. >"Why did you stop me? I want to die, i want all of this to stop. I hate everything about this"
  412. >She throws herself on the floor and keeps crying.
  413. >You go and pet her. She doesn't stop you.
  414. >"I bet you find this adorable, *sob* faggot"
  415. "Look, Pinkie. I might not know how to help you, but i'll try my best to make you feel better, ok?"
  416. >"...*sob**sob*"
  417. "Would you like some water now?"
  418. >"... Yes, please"
  419. >You go to the kitchen and bring her a glass of water
  420. >She takes it and drinks it
  421. >"..."
  422. "Now, are you hungry?"
  423. >"... I am"
  424. >"Me too"
  425.  
  426. >You are now at the kitchen
  427. >Pinkie is eating some salad while you eat one of the cupcakes you brought yesterday
  428. >She doesn't look mad, but she is not happy either.
  429. >She looks bored
  430. "Okey, Pinkie. Can we please have a normal conversation, now?"
  431. >"Sure, I'll let the weird fucker and her tiny equine pet slave have a normal conversation. Bleh"
  432. "... Sure... You see, as much as you complain, i can't return you. I bought you via a third party, and--"
  433. >"And the smartass told you he threw his contact info away. I know, i was there."
  434. "Well, i thought you weren't listening"
  435. >"And i though you were going to contact him anyway, but i guess we can't have high hopes!"
  436. "... So, since you're stuck here, i might as well try to make you feel at home"
  437. >"My home got destroyed. I have no home"
  438. >She drops her eyes and begins to feel sad.
  439. "I'm sorry, Pinkie. We.. We humans can be pretty evil"
  440. >"Pretty evil. Heh. You humans are worse that all of our Equestrian villains combined"
  441. "..."
  442. >"..."
  443. "... We can be good if we try"
  444. >"And if i fall for that, you'll be making sweet love to me in 4 to 6 weeks, right?"
  445. "Stop thinking that!"
  446. >"So you bought me because you need a pony to keep your place clean? Because even with hooves i can do that better than you, fucker"
  447. "... Okey, i admit i bought you because you're my w-"
  448. >"Don't say it. I'm sick of that nickname"
  449. "..."
  450. >"..."
  451. "..."
  452. >"So, what do we do now?"
  453. "... Let's focus on you first. Then we can look out for your friends and your world, ok?"
  454. >"And what do i need? Please, enlighten me. I'm being fed and have a bed. My master sure loves me, woof FUCKING woof!"
  455. "..."
  456. >You stand up and raise your hands to her head
  457. >Her pupils shrink and she looks aside
  458. >"Guess i'm back to the smacking, huh? I knew this wouldn't l--"
  459. >You unlock the safe and release the collar.
  460. >"... I...."
  461. "My hand still hurts, but i'm sorry about what i said yesterday. I'm doing my best here, and it will help me a lot if you cooperate"
  462. >"... I..."
  463.  
  464. >"..."
  465. "... Are you alright?"
  466. >"... I feel unbalanced"
  467. >You chuckle
  468. "Okey, enough chit chat. Let's go to sleep"
  469. >"..."
  470. >She stands up and follows you to her room
  471. >"... Don't worry. I'll... I can go to my bed"
  472. "Oh, okey... Good night, Pinkie!"
  473. >"G-- WAIT!"
  474. >You turn around
  475. >"... This doesn't mean i trust you, but... What's your name?"
  476. "Wait, i haven't said my name to you?"
  477. >"No... Not at all"
  478. "Well, my name is Anonymous"
  479. >"Okey. Good night, Anonymous"
  480. >As you go to sleep, you think of all that's happened until now.
  481. >You feel bad for how you thought owning Pinkie Pie was going to be, but maybe you can help her.
  482. >Weird turn of events, but you guess it's for the best.
  483.  
  484. >You are now having breakfast, eating another cupcake from the fridge
  485. >Pinkie Pie looks a lot better
  486. >But her mane is still flat
  487. >You also notice she only eats fruits and vegetables. She hasn't even touched the pancakes and the cupcakes.
  488. "... Okey, Pinkie. Since it's Saturday, i'll come back by lunch. Do you want anything special? I'm only good at making pasta"
  489. >"..."
  490. "... Do you want--"
  491. >"I'm fine with more carrots, please"
  492. "... Okey"
  493. >"Can I... Can i take a bath in the bathtub?"
  494. "Of course. You can use the house as you please... Except for my bedroom"
  495. >"For now?"
  496. "..."
  497. >"I'm teasing you"
  498. "Oh, sorry. I didn't catch it"
  499. >"..."
  500. >She looks at you, then drops her head
  501. >"I'm still having a hard time believing you. I've never been treated like this since we were..."
  502. >She keeps looking at her plate.
  503. "..."
  504. >"..."
  505. "... Well, i should be going. See you at 3"
  506. >"Good bye, Anonymous"
  507. >You go to the bus stop
  508. >As the bus takes you downtown, you think of a way to make Pinkie Pie happy.
  509. >Wait, you remember the pastry shop selling carrot cakes
  510. >That's it
  511. >You'll get one for Pinkie after work
  512.  
  513. >The workload was too much this time
  514. >It seems your coworkers left you with more paperwork than usual
  515. >By 4:30 you're getting out of the pastry shop and taking the bus back home
  516. >You feel really bad for getting late
  517. >When you get home, you see it cleaner than when you left
  518. >Pinkie is at the living room, just standing on all fours
  519. >"..."
  520. "Sorry, i had too much work to do and i got late"
  521. >"..."
  522. "But hey! You cleaned the place. Thanks for that."
  523. >"... I..."
  524. "You are not obligated to--"
  525. >"I know"
  526. "..."
  527. >"I know, but..."
  528. "... Are you hungry?"
  529. >"... Yes, i am"
  530. "Me too, please join me for lunch"
  531. >"Okey, Anonymous"
  532. >You both go to the kitchen. You leave the package with the carrot cake on the table and grab some plates
  533. >"... Is that..."
  534. "Well, Pinkie. I know you said that you wanted carrots. But i thought 'maybe some sweets will help her raise her mood' and so...."
  535. >You open the package
  536. "I brought two pieces of carrot cake!"
  537. >Pinkie looks at the pieces
  538. >Then she looks at you
  539. >"..."
  540. ".... Well, what do you think?"
  541. "...."
  542. >You notice tears on her eyes
  543. "... What?? I'm... Sorry? I--"
  544. >"No, it's... *sob* it's okey...."
  545. "Is something wrong?"
  546. >"Anonymous, please sit down"
  547. "Uuuhhh, okey"
  548. >You sit. She takes the other chair and sits, too
  549. >"I'm sorry if i didn't tell you this, but i..."
  550. "..."
  551. >"I--*sob* I mean, every owner thinks 'Oh, Pinkie Pie loves sweets!! I must give her lots of cakes and candy!'"
  552. >You listen to her. The weight of what she's telling is begining to dwell on you.
  553. >"I can't remember the last time i ate hay. Can you believe, that? *sob* I remember this guy that made me eat a whole cake while he f-- *sob*..."
  554. >You look at your piece of carrot cake. It fills you with guilt.
  555. >"... Your kind are monsters, because they took all the-- *sob* joy *sob* I had in *sob* making and *whimper* eating..."
  556. >You raise from your seat.
  557. >"I-I-I-- don't know if it was dumb luck *sob* or whatever, but that day you gave me a carrot I--"
  558. >You hug the pink pony
  559. "I'm sorry Pinkie"
  560.  
  561. >"I used *sob* to love sweets and *sob* now i *sob*"
  562. "Sssshhhhh"
  563. >She cries in your arms
  564. >Once she stops crying, you release her
  565. "Do you feel better?"
  566. >" *sniff*... No?"
  567. "I can see why. It's horrible, to say the least. But i'll make sure you won't see any pastries again in this hou--"
  568. >"No, no. I... Didn't mea-- I-- You can eat whatever you like and..."
  569. >She looks to the side, very nervous
  570. >You are puzzled. You don't know what to say next
  571. "..."
  572. >"..."
  573. "... Pinkie?"
  574. >"Yes, Anonymous?"
  575. "Can we... Like, talk about what you like and don't like?"
  576. >She fiddles with her mane.
  577. >"Okey, Anonymous"
  578.  
  579. >"..."
  580. "..."
  581. >"..."
  582. "So... Only this, then?"
  583. >You move the pencil aside
  584. >"Yes, please"
  585. >You sigh
  586. >After a couple hours talking to Pinkie, you made a list
  587. >The list looks very simple. But it makes you feel very sad.
  588. >You shiver while looking at the donts
  589. >DON'Ts:
  590. >NO PASTRIES FOR PINKIE
  591. >NO SURPRISE HUGS
  592. >NO HITS, KICKS, HAIR PULLING, BURNS OR CUTS
  593. >NO SPANKS
  594. >NO TOUCHING WITHOUT PERMISSION
  595. >NO MAKING HER HOLD HER PISS OR FECES
  596. >NO PUTTING DRESSES ON HER
  597. >NO BONDAGE
  598. >NO PISSING ON HER
  599. >NO SHITTING ON HER
  600. >NOTHING SEXUAL
  601.  
  602. >And the dos make you wonder how will you acchieve them
  603. >DOs:
  604. >FIND HER FRIENDS
  605. >EAT HAY
  606.  
  607. >At least there's one do you can actually do
  608. >MUSIC
  609. "Well, Pinkie. If there's nothing left to add, i'll put the music on"
  610. >"Well..."
  611. >You see her. She avoids your view.
  612. >"I would like... To... Go outside?"
  613. "Outside? Like, to the backyard? You can do that at n--"
  614. >"No, i mean... I've seen pictures of trees and lakes. And there was this owner who had a big house and took me to picnics in his yard with lots of grass"
  615. "Oh, you mean the outskirts"
  616. >"Yes"
  617. "Mmmmm... I'll see what i can do."
  618. >You add "CAMPING TRIP" to the list and go to the living room
  619. >You approach the cd player
  620. >"No! Please don't!"
  621. "... Huh?"
  622. >"I don't want you to make the other slaves play music for me"
  623. "The...What?"
  624. >You are confused.
  625. >"Yes, i've seen the wardens making those little people play matches against each other in those black boxes. And there was this owner who liked to see them having sex"
  626. >You try to piece it all together
  627. "... Wait... You think we have little people inside this boxes?"
  628. >"Uhuh. I mean, your kind seems to thrive on slavery."
  629. >You cringe at that phrase
  630. "Pinkie... How do i put this... You have phonographs in Equestria, right?"
  631. >"HAD... Equestria is no more, remember?"
  632. "Well, you had, at least and... Wait, what do you mean by 'no more'"
  633.  
  634. >"Did you forget that i said 'i have no home'. Equestria was destroyed. It's a desolate wasteland. You turned our place into a place just like this one"
  635. "..."
  636. >You sit down
  637. >You rest your head in your palms
  638. >This was too much to handle
  639. >Trying to live with a traumatised pony was one thing, but a whole world destroyed?
  640. >You didn't want to know this
  641. >You didn't want all of this
  642. >You wish your world and theirs would have never ever collided
  643. >"Anonymous"
  644. >You look to the front
  645. >Pinkie Pie is looking worried
  646. >"Are you ok? Did i say something wrong?"
  647. >You look at her eyes
  648. >Despite the mane being a dead giveaway that she wasn't feeling well, you admire that she is worried about you.
  649. >You take some air
  650. >You need to be strong for her
  651. "I'm fine, Pinkie. Where was i? Oh, yes, the phonographs"
  652. >You point to your TV and CD player
  653. "Those things are advanced phonographs"
  654. >"Oh... You mean your kind can record images? Like, better than the movies?"
  655. "Well, pretty much. We can also see things in real time from all around the globe"
  656. >"Wow.... You fuckers have advanced technology"
  657. >You feel a little uneasy with that remark
  658. >"Too bad it comes with lots of 'not being nice to each other', am i right?"
  659. >Did she make a joke?
  660. >At least she is grinning
  661. "Well, *cough* i guess i'll put a cd then"
  662. >"What will you play?"
  663. "I dunno. Something relaxing, i guess?"
  664. >You look at your CD collection
  665. >They are mostly things that were given as gifts
  666. >You grab a 'The best of Mozart' disc and put it in the player
  667. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb0UmrCXxVA [Embed]
  668. "Is this ok?"
  669. >"... I didn't know your kind had classical music"
  670. "Of course we do. Do you like it?"
  671. >She looks at the player
  672. >"..."
  673. "..."
  674. >"... It's ok"
  675. "Oh, good then. I haven't played this in forever"
  676. >"... It's the first time i hear music in a long time"
  677. >She sits while looking at the player
  678. >Your mind is still on the list
  679. "Pinkie, i'm going to check something in my bedroom. Do you mind?"
  680. >"..."
  681. >She is focused on the music, it seems.
  682. >You go to your bedroom
  683.  
  684. >You turn on your computer
  685. >You don't exactly know where to start, but it won't be hard to find a forum about slave ponies.
  686. >You begin by looking through the place you discovered ponies could be bought.
  687. >Deleted. Great.
  688. >After some research, you finally find a forum
  689. >Some of the images are very hard to see
  690. >There was this pegasus wich had his wings taken off
  691. >And some ponies who were outright killed, their recorded executions shown in video.
  692. >Some others are dressed up or shown having sex with their owners.
  693. >You quickly try to find a pony that matches the mane six
  694. >No results.
  695. >You think. What if you see past bids and check who bought them?
  696. >Good idea.
  697. >After some hard search, you can only find one sale.
  698. >Twilight Sparkle
  699. >The details of the buyer are disclosed. But he has an IRC nick
  700. >You search for that nick everywhere and it pops out in an unrelated discussion
  701. >It's a long shot, but it's better than nothing
  702. "HELLO?"
  703. >No response, yet
  704. >You keep searching for more data
  705. >There is no sign of where do they get the ponies from
  706. >You know they take them from Equestria. But there must be a place to get there.
  707. >The rumors point to every place from eastern Russia to remote islands in Micronesia, and from an undisclosed silo in Arkansas to fucking North Korea.
  708. >You sigh
  709. >It's dark outside
  710. >How much time have you been here?
  711. >Oh shit
  712. >You go to the living room
  713. >Pinkie is curled in the ground, sleeping
  714. >The player is still on, but the CD stopped playing long ago.
  715. >You need to wake her up. The floor is cold and uncomfortable
  716. "Pinkie"
  717. >"..."
  718. "Pinkie"
  719. >"... Ggggg"
  720. "Pinkie, wake up"
  721. >"No, please... D..."
  722. "Pinkie, it's me. Anonymous"
  723. >"Huh? Oh, did i fall asleep?"
  724. "Yes, you did"
  725. >"I liked that music"
  726. "Good to know, i thought you wanted something more... I dunno, lively?"
  727. >"That would be good, too. But this was a good choice"
  728. >You smile
  729. >"I'll go to my bed. Good night, Anonymous"
  730. "You don't want to drink anything before bed?"
  731. >"No, thanks. I'll be fine"
  732. "Okey, i'll drink some coffee by myself. Good night"
  733. >"Thank you, Anonymous"
  734. >She looks at you
  735. >Is she... Smiling?
  736.  
  737. >It's very faint, and the dim lights might add to it, but you can see a smile on her face
  738. >"I... I now know that..."
  739. "..."
  740. >"... That there is at least one of your kind who is not a terrible piece of shit"
  741. >That caught you off guard
  742. "Uuhh, there's a lot of nice people in this world"
  743. >"Well, at the moment i've just stumbled with you, so i guess you're being optimistic"
  744. "..."
  745. >"..."
  746. "Good night, Pinkie"
  747. >"Good night"
  748. >While she walks to her room, you make some coffee in the kitchen
  749. >You grab the mug and take a seat in front of your computer again
  750. >You will find something
  751. >Even if it takes you all night
  752.  
  753. >You spend most of the night looking for clues about this whole "pony slaves" thing.
  754. >You managed to narrow the location of the... Whatever thing they use to get to Equestria.
  755. >It's either in Mainland China or in Western Georgia
  756. >The country, not the state
  757. >Two places are better than none, you think
  758. >But still, you don't know how you'll manage to get there. You've barely crossed a few states.
  759. >About the mane six, you now know that Rarity was seen in Bristol and Moscow. So she's probably somewhere in Europe.
  760. >Fluttershy's wherabouts are very confusing. Some millionaire in Japan has photos of her as a geisha, but there are also pictures of her in the jungle and in a yatch.
  761. >At least she seems to be well treated by her owners.
  762. >Minus all that bondage and porn, of course.
  763. >The guy you asked about Twiilight doesn't seems to know about pony slaves, so you got back to nill with that.
  764. >After looking for advice about victims of abuse, you get to bed.
  765. >Only to wake up at the pressure of a pony in your abdomen.
  766.  
  767. >"Anonymous..."
  768. >As you gain focus, you notice that Pinkie has a strange gaze
  769. >It's almost the same gaze she got when you bought her
  770. >"Anonymous, i need to thank you"
  771. "... Pinkie, are you al--"
  772. >"I need to thank you and i know you want me"
  773. "... Are you alright?"
  774. >"Do you want me?"
  775. "What? Pinki, wh-"
  776. >You receive a small smack on the cheek
  777. >"Tell me you want me"
  778. "Pinkie, what ar-"
  779. >"Stop disobeying, fucker"
  780. >She turns around and presents her genitals to you
  781. >"You bought me for this, right? You're my owner"
  782. >You feel nervous.
  783. "... Can i get--"
  784. >"Why can't you say that you want me?? Huh? You think i'm filthy? You think i'm not the Pinkie you wanted? DO YOU THINK I'M NOT FUCKING WORTH?"
  785. >You look to the side
  786. "This is wrong, Pinkie"
  787. >You receive another smack
  788. >"WRONG?? You bought me, fucking prick. You want to fuck me"
  789. >She begins to cry
  790. >You don't know what to do
  791. >"Let's stop the charade, shall we? If i don't do this, you'll return me and they'll find me a gross fucker who will be glad to be his sex toy"
  792. "No, i w--"
  793. >"SO FUCK ME. FUCK ME SO I CAN STAY. FUCK ME TO RETURN THE FAVOR!"
  794. "PINKIE, ENOUGH!"
  795.  
  796. >She stays still
  797. >She stopped crying, but she still looks horrified.
  798. "NOW, GET DOWN!"
  799. >She gets up and jumps out of the bed
  800. >You raise and sit on the side
  801. "Pinkie, please..."
  802. >She is still breathing heavely
  803. "... Okey, let's admit that i'm a weird fucker. I can grant you that"
  804. >She begins to calm down, but the streams of tears is still fresh
  805. "Until... Shit, it's been a week already? Until i got you, i was pretty much an archetypical loner. I was obsessed with you as a way to... I dunno, find some joy in my fucking life"
  806. >Pinkie is now sitted
  807. "Uuuhhh, you can... Sit in the bed if you want"
  808. >She slowly goes back to the bed and crouches
  809. "So... Loner. As you can see, i only go to work and stay inside. Always been like this."
  810. >She is now calm, you can hear her breathing getting slower and slower
  811. "The idea of getting you was too tempting to me. I had to get you somehow, even if i had to thrust in a guy i didn't know and give him almost all my savings"
  812. >She puts a hoof in your leg
  813. "But now i see. If i had know that, for you be mine, you needed to be subjected to all those horrors... I would have prefered for you to still be in Equestria. And never met you"
  814. >Your eyes are watery
  815. "I'm sorry for this world to be so cruel. I.. I... I wish..."
  816. >You go and hug her
  817. "You don't owe me anything, okey? Please remember that"
  818. >You pass your arm to remove the tears.
  819. >As you release the hug, you notice that Pinkie has a different gaze
  820. >Sure, she looks kinda sad. But she is not in another place.
  821. >"I'm sorry, Anonymous. I don't... Can I..."
  822. >You approach your hand to stroke her mane, but she suddenly moves away.
  823. "Shit, sorry. Can... Can i stroke your mane?"
  824. >"Oh... Uhm... Okay"
  825. >You try again. She doesn't move this time.
  826. >You feel her mane. it's very soft.
  827. >You wonder if she will stay in Pinkamena mode forever, given all the pain she's been through.
  828. "Pinkie, it's sunrise. I don't have to work today, but i feel really tired and i would like to sleep some more"
  829. >"Okey, anonymous"
  830.  
  831. >While she goes to her room, you get back to bed
  832. >You sleep until it's past noon
  833. >After cleaning yourself up, you go and have something to eat.
  834. >Pinkie is already in the kitchen. She seems she already ate some fruit salad.
  835. >"Good morning, Anonymous"
  836. "You might say it's afternoon already, Pinkie"
  837. >"I know"
  838. "..."
  839. >"..."
  840. "... So, do you want to do something today? We have the whole day to ourselves"
  841. >"Can i hear the classical music again, please?"
  842. "Sure, i'll play the CD again"
  843. >"Is that how you call the records?"
  844. "Oh, right. Uhm, it's short for 'compact disc'. You noticed they are smaller than vinyl records"
  845. >"Right, right"
  846. "..."
  847. >"..."
  848. >You make some coffee and go to the living room
  849. "Pinkie? Do you like pizza?"
  850. >"Uhm, well i haven't tried pizza in this world"
  851. "You don't? Well, we must fix that. What do you think?"
  852. >"I'm fine with whatever there is for lunch"
  853. "Well, i'll get us some pizza"
  854. >You start the CD and go call for the food.
  855.  
  856.  
  857. >As you wait for the delivery guy to arrive, the CD finishes
  858. >"Do you have more music like that, Anonymous?"
  859. "Oh, i... Let me see"
  860. >You check again
  861. >It looks like you have another composer in your collection
  862. >You put the CD
  863. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_PmZj_HB3s [Embed]
  864. >"Mmmm... This one feels different"
  865. "It's not from the same artist. It's..."
  866. >You check the CD cover
  867. "Chop-In"
  868. >"Oh, i see..."
  869. "I don't know much about classical music, to be honest. I do know that there are lots of different artist"
  870. >"Mmmm"
  871. "And that is old"
  872. >"I've heard lots of different styles in the time i've been here. Only glimpses, though."
  873. "Oh, of course. We have pop, rock, electronic, metal, folk, country..."
  874. >"Applejack plays country music"
  875. "Right. 'Apples to the core' was pretty country"
  876. >"I miss her a lot"
  877. "..."
  878. >"..."
  879. "...*cough*"
  880. >"Have you... Did you find out anything...?"
  881. "It's been hard, Pinkie. This world is pretty big, and at least two of your friends seem to be overseas"
  882. >"Overseas?"
  883. "Pretty far away. Like, farther than a whole day train trip."
  884. >"Oh"
  885. >She lowers her head
  886. "Hey, Pinkie. Don't worry. This world is big, but we have the technology to talk with anyone anywhere right now. If i keep searching, i'll find your friends' owners and after that..."
  887. >"... After that what?"
  888. "Well, i..."
  889. >"So your best guess is that those filthy people will somehow let aside the fact they can do anything they want and remove their dicks from my friends' mouths and let me talk with them... You really are retarded"
  890. "... I'm just..."
  891. >She puts a hoof on the face
  892. >"I'm sorry, Anonymous. My mood sometimes makes me say things that--"
  893. "No, no. It's okey. It's better to let it all out"
  894. >"..."
  895. "..."
  896. >"..."
  897. >While Pinkie focuses on the music, the delivery guy arrives
  898. >You pay him up and bring the pizzas to the kitchen
  899.  
  900. >You bring the pizzas to the kitchen.
  901. "Okey, pizza. This Pinkie is for y--"
  902. >"Did you just swapped my name with the word 'pizza'?"
  903. "Oh, did i? Sorry"
  904. >Then, Pinkie chuckles
  905. >You look at her. She didn't laugh like she used to, but still
  906. >Her mood is slowly getting better
  907. "Well, here's your pizza and here it's mine"
  908. >You put the pizza in her side of the table and open it
  909. >It's a vegetarian pizza with thin mass and extra tomato
  910. >Yours is a pretty standard pepperoni and cheese
  911. >You serve two glasses of orange juice and give one to her
  912. "Well, let's eat!"
  913. >"Okey, Anonymous"
  914. >You wait until she takes a slice of her pizza and eats it
  915. >She takes a bite
  916. >You look as she munches
  917. >"Mmmm"
  918. >She gulps
  919. >"..."
  920. "Did you like it?"
  921. >"..."
  922. "..."
  923. >"This pizza is great, Anonymous. It has lots of vegetables and the mass is crunchy!"
  924. >You calm down
  925. "I'm glad you like it, Pinkie Pie"
  926.  
  927. >By the time you finish your pizza, Pinkie got back to the living room to listen to music
  928. >She gulped the whole pizza in a few minutes
  929. >She really enjoyed it
  930. >You join her on the living room
  931. >The music is much softer now. More relaxing.
  932. >You sit on the couch
  933. >"Anonymous?"
  934. "Huh?"
  935. >You notice Pinkie next to you
  936. >"Can i...?"
  937. "..."
  938. >"Can you stroke my mane, please?"
  939. "Oh, uuhhh yes of course"
  940. >You gently put a hand over her straight mane while the piano solo plays
  941. >It makes you very relaxed. You wonder why you didn't even touched the CD before.
  942. >Was it a gift from your dad or a female coworker?
  943. >You can't remember now
  944. >You feel very comfty
  945. >And before you know it, you fell asleep
  946.  
  947. *KNOCK KNOCK*
  948. >You open your eyes
  949. >It's pitch dark
  950. >Pinkie is sleeping next to you. She managed to use your lap as a pillow.
  951. "... Pinkie"
  952. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
  953. >The knocks from the door are louder this time
  954. >She also wakes up
  955. >"Wh... What??"
  956. "I dunno, Pinkie. I don't expect anyone tonight."
  957. >"..."
  958. "I'll better go check. Try to hide somewhere, please"
  959. >"Okey, Anonymous"
  960. >You raise up and turn on the lights
  961. *KNOCK KNOCK*
  962. "I'M COMING! WAIT UP!"
  963. >You walk to the front door
  964. >You open it
  965. >And the first thing you notice is the gun pointing at your head
  966. >"Hello, nerd"
  967.  
  968. "WHA--"
  969. >The gun is pressed against your forehead and makes you walk backwards
  970. >The guy who sold youo Pinkie enters the house and closes the door
  971. >"I'm sorry if i interrupted your filthy pony fucking session, but things have changed"
  972. "Ch-Ch--"
  973. >"Yes. You see, there's this guy who is offering a big amount of money for your little cocksock. And i thought to myself 'since the moron i sold that pink piece of shit is an useless nerd who practically showed me his house and savings, why don't i just grab the pony from his greasy hands and keep his money too?' It's a win-win for me."
  974. "Wh-- Why--"
  975. >"Well, you got to fuck your slave for a week, so that's the win for you. Of course, it can turn into a loss very quickly if you don't hand it to me, because you'll be pretty much dead if you don't do so"
  976. "B-But I"
  977. >"LESS TALKING AND MORE GIVING, SHALL WE?"
  978. >You sweat profusely
  979. "T-The laundry r--"
  980. >"Laundry room? So you're not having her tied to your bed. Heh, go figure"
  981. >You point to the end of the hall
  982. >"HEY. No tricks, you hear?"
  983. "O-of c-course"
  984. >You slowly turn
  985. >You can feel the gun pressed against your back
  986. >You both walk to Pinkie's bedroom
  987. >With each step, you get more and more desperate
  988. >You don't want her to go back to her previous life
  989. >But you are being pointed with a gun. And you don't know anything about self defense.
  990. >It's just you and your basic human instinct of survival
  991. >The door knob practically slips form your hand because of all the sweating.
  992. >You close your eyes and whisper as you open the door
  993. "Sorry, Pinkie"
  994. >The door opens
  995. >You can feel the seller tossing you aside as he enters the room
  996. >"FILTHY NERD, I SAID NO JOKES"
  997. "Huh?"
  998. >You open your eyes.
  999. >The seller is kicking Pinkie's bed
  1000. >She is not there
  1001. >"I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY MORE CHANCES, YOU HEAR? GIVE ME THE PONY OR I'LL TAKE YOUR LIFE INSTEAD"
  1002. "S-s--sorry... L-l-livin--"
  1003. >You get pushed to the wall
  1004. >"This better not turn into a hide-and-seek game, faggot"
  1005.  
  1006. >You look at him walking furiously to the living room
  1007. >You run to him, but he turns and points the gun at you
  1008. >"No running in the lobby, fucker"
  1009. >You both enter the living room
  1010. >You keep sweating as you notice that Pinkie followed your advice and hid
  1011. >"Well, where's the pony dude?"
  1012. "I dunn--"
  1013. >He hits you in the head with the gun
  1014. >The pain makes you fall on your knees
  1015. >He grabs your head and puts the gun in your mouth
  1016. >"I expect a better answer than "i don't know" at the moment, so i'm gonna ask you one more time. Since the pony i gave you couldn't do more than get fucked on every hole, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IT?"
  1017. "I--"
  1018. >Suddenly, music starts playing
  1019. >You quickly turn your eyes. The CD player is putting the Chop-In concert at full volume
  1020. >The seller turns his head to the CD player
  1021. "Wha--?"
  1022. >Then, out of nowhere, you see Pinkie running to you
  1023. >You jerk back to take the gun off of your mouth as she gives a headbutt to the seller
  1024. >"Ooff"
  1025. >The hit sends her and the seller to the floor
  1026. >You quickly try to catch the gun, but the seller reacts and tries to hit you again
  1027. >You evade the hits and grab the gun
  1028. >You struggle with him. He tries to kick you while you try to keep the gun from pointing at you or Pinkie
  1029. >You can't see where Pinkie is again
  1030. >"THIS WILL NOT END WELL FOR YOU, IDIOT"
  1031. >You are losing force
  1032. >The gun is pointing at your right arm
  1033. >Inbetween his clenched teeth, the seller is smiling
  1034. >But Pinkie quickly pops out from nowhere again and bites the seller's arm
  1035. >"AAAGGG"
  1036. >He releases one arm from the gun and punches Pinkie
  1037. >She gets hit in the eye and falls back on the floor
  1038. "PINKIE!"
  1039. >You give another push with all your strenght
  1040. >It makes you both turn around
  1041. >"FUCK"
  1042. >"NOOOO!"
  1043. >You look as Pinkie approaches you
  1044. >You give one last push with all your might
  1045. *BANG BANG*
  1046.  
  1047.  
  1048. >It's a very sunny day
  1049. >As he opens the door, an unicorn welcomes his arrival
  1050. >"Welcome back. Did you bring more work for me?"
  1051. >"Yes, Twilight. You've been doing great."
  1052. >He walks to the kitchen to drink some water
  1053. >"It looks very hot outside"
  1054. >"Yes, it is. This summer will be too hot for me to handle"
  1055. >The unicorn gazes at her owner
  1056. >"... Okey, i suppose having fur must be a pain in the ass with this weather"
  1057. >"At least i don't have to go outside"
  1058. >"I was thinking. Maybe we coul--"
  1059. *KNOCK KNOCK*
  1060. >Twilight turns around to look at the door
  1061. >"Were you expecting someone?"
  1062. >"Not that i remember. Wait here"
  1063. *KNOCK KNOCK*
  1064. "Coming!"
  1065. >He opens the door
  1066. "Uhm... Hello, sir"
  1067.  
  1068. >"Who are you?"
  1069. "... I'm... I'm sorry to bother you. M-My name is Anonymous and..."
  1070. >"Sir, if you could please get to the point. I don't have all day"
  1071. "I need to speak with your pony, if you please"
  1072. >You try to keep a firm position, but you are too nervous and word are very difficult to come out
  1073. >"... How do you know--?"
  1074. "Please, sir. It's urgent. I won't bother you and you won't see me again. But i have to speak with Twilight Sparkle"
  1075. >"..."
  1076. "..."
  1077. >"... You have five minutes. Come in"
  1078. "Okey, sir"
  1079. >You tremble as you walk
  1080. >Each step to the living room feels incredibly heavy
  1081. >You take a deep breath
  1082. >And another
  1083. >"Wait here"
  1084. >You think of every word that will come out of your mouth
  1085. >You try to remain calm
  1086. >You don't want to be here
  1087. >But you need to do this
  1088. >You need to put closure to this
  1089. >"Yes? How can i help you?"
  1090. >You look to the pony
  1091. >It really is Twilight Sparkle
  1092. >You finally found her
  1093. >But...
  1094. >You can't hold the tears
  1095. "I... I'm sorry..."
  1096. >"I'm sorry?"
  1097. >You take a deep breath
  1098. "I... I c-came..."
  1099. >"Sir, is there something wrong?"
  1100. >Twilight's owner comes from the hall. He looks somewhat upset at you
  1101. "No, no... It's ok. I'm just... I'm just trying to say what i have to say right now..."
  1102. >You look at Twilight
  1103. >But you quickly lower your view
  1104. "Listen, i met-- had... Your friend Pinkie Pie. She--"
  1105. >"What? Pinkie Pie? My friend Pinkie Pie! Did you hear that? One of my friends is here!"
  1106. >He looks at you and he seems to figure out what comes next
  1107. >"Uuuhh, Twilight. I think you need to lay down"
  1108. >"Why? What..."
  1109. >She looks at you
  1110. >"... No..."
  1111. >You have a hard time trying to stand up
  1112. >"Noo, please..."
  1113. "There... There was a... He--The seller tried to take her back and..."
  1114. >Her eyes begin to swell
  1115. >"Is... Is she...?"
  1116. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Twilight."
  1117. >She goes and tries to hit you with your hooves
  1118. >"NOOO SHE CAN'T BE DEAD SHE CAN'T WHY WHYYYYYYY"
  1119. >Her owner grabs her and tries to control her
  1120. >"Twilight, control yourself!"
  1121. >"NOOO THIS CAN'T BE PINKIE WHY PINKIE"
  1122.  
  1123. >"I HATE HUMANS I HATE THIS WORLD WHYYY"
  1124. >"Twilight!"
  1125. >One of her hooves hits you in the stmoach
  1126. >And another goes straight to your left shoulder
  1127. >You just let your body fall to the floor
  1128. >You don't want to raise up
  1129. >You keep thinking about that dreadful night
  1130. >Twilight is carried away
  1131. >"Sir, are you okey?"
  1132. "... Yes, i am"
  1133. >You slowly stand up
  1134. "I'm sorry. I- I- I... She wanted me to look for her friends bu--"
  1135. >"Listen, i don't give a fuck about that. You just made my pony a crying mess and it's all because of you. Now, if you could kindly get the fuck out of my house i will appreciate it"
  1136. "U-- Yes, sir. Sorry"
  1137. >You walk outside, the pain in your stomach making it very hard for you to remain erect
  1138. "Sir, could you please tell her she told me to--"
  1139. *BLAM*
  1140. >The door gets closed behind your back
  1141. "..."
  1142. >You try to hold the pain from the hits
  1143. >You feel blood in your mouth
  1144. >But you swallow it and keep walking
  1145. >You slowly drift out of that place
  1146. "...."
  1147. >Eventually, you feel too tired of walking and sit on a bench
  1148. >You have done literatelly nothing but walking until now
  1149. "..."
  1150. >You got a clue of the city where Twilight was
  1151. >And from there, you walked
  1152. >And walked
  1153. >And walked
  1154. "..."
  1155. >Until you found her
  1156. "..."
  1157. >In your head, Pinkie's words as she lied in your arms that night are as vivid as ever
  1158. "...."
  1159. >You look up to the bright sun up in the sky
  1160. "... Keep fighting... Stay strong..."
  1161. >You let the light surround you
  1162. >And as you close your eyes, you feel nothing.
  1163.  
  1164. >The lights is blinding out your view
  1165. >"Sir? Please keep looking at the light"
  1166. "... Keep fighting, be strong"
  1167. >"Sir?"
  1168. >Your minds focus back to where you are
  1169. "Oh, i.. I'm..."
  1170. >"Sir, did you receive any hits on your head during the assault?"
  1171. "... Well, i... No, i don't think so"
  1172. >The light goes off
  1173. >You see a paramedic checking your head
  1174. >"There are no signs of concusions. It seems it's only the bruise in your leg and the cut in your cheek"
  1175. ".. Okey"
  1176. >You look to the side. An officer is taking notes as the neighbor gestures with her hands the sounds of the shots
  1177. "So i'm free to go?"
  1178. >"It seems so. If you feel a persistent headache during the next hours you'll have to go to the hospital"
  1179. "Sure, sure"
  1180. >You get up and approach the officer
  1181. "Is there anything else i can do to help, officer?"
  1182. >He looks at the report
  1183. >"Mmmm... No, it seems eveything is in order. I must warn you, though. Don't try to buy things from strangers on Craiglist or any other non-backed site on the internet, ok?" You got very lucky tonight."
  1184. "I know, i know."
  1185. >"Sir! You gotta see this!"
  1186. >"Excuse me. What do you got, Mike?"
  1187. >He goes to the seller's car, wich is being searched
  1188. >You look to your house
  1189. >The forensics are still checking everything inside
  1190. >The officer comes back
  1191. >"Sir, i'm gonna ask you to give a blood sample to the paramedics. Just standard procedure."
  1192. "Oh! Uuuhh, ok"
  1193. >You go back to the ambulance, followed by him
  1194. >"Sir, may i ask you why do you have a small bed in the laundry room?"
  1195. "Oh, i- my cat! I love my cat, but-- Oh, i haven't see him. He must have run away. Shit"
  1196. >"Yeah, cats tend to do that. But word of advice, chump? A girlfriend is much better than a cat"
  1197. >You gaze at him
  1198. >"Just sayin'"
  1199. >The paramedic takes the syringe as the forensics take away the body of the seller
  1200. >"So, you just bought a computer from this guy?"
  1201. "Uuh, yes! And some CDs, too!"
  1202. "Ehem. Sir, are you aware of the penalties involved with drug trafficking?"
  1203.  
  1204. >You almost turn around by the question, but you quickly remember your blood is being taken out and stay in place
  1205. "Excuse me?"
  1206. >"We will check you of any recent drug use. This guy's car has many opioid, barbiturants and some heroin"
  1207. "Oh.. But i'm clean, i don't do drugs."
  1208. >"Well, the house looks clean and you have a clean history, but we still have to consider it"
  1209. >You think for a moment
  1210. "So if the blood sample is clean, i'll..."
  1211. >"You won't be charged."
  1212. "Okey"
  1213. >You keep calm
  1214. >Eventually, the sample is taken and you go back to your front lawn
  1215. >Almost everyone is out
  1216. >"Sir, can you sign these papers?"
  1217. "Yes"
  1218. >"I think we're all done, here. Please take care"
  1219. "Will do, sir"
  1220. >The ambulance, the forensic van and the police cars leave the place
  1221. >You look around as the neighbors begin to get inside their houses and turn off their lights
  1222. >Finally you walk inside
  1223. >You pass the kitchen and go to the backyard
  1224. >The backyard looks pretty silent
  1225. "..."
  1226. >"..."
  1227. "..."
  1228. >"..."
  1229. "... You are very good at hiding. I still can't see you"
  1230.  
  1231. >Eventually, Pinkie Pie emerges from some nearby bushes
  1232. >"Is everything okey?"
  1233. "I think so... Shit, your eye looks terrible"
  1234. >"Well, you... Your face looks uglier with that cut"
  1235. "..."
  1236. >"..."
  1237. "..."
  1238. >"... *chuckle*"
  1239. "Yeah, good joke Pinkie. Ha ha. Let's go put some ice on that eye"
  1240. >You and Pinkie go back to the kitchen
  1241. >"I'm sorry, Anonymous"
  1242. "There's nothing to be sorry now. The guy came, tried to take you, got shot, and luckily, we are alive"
  1243. >"But he came back for me!"
  1244. "No, he came back for the money"
  1245. >You lower yourself to her height
  1246. "Listen, for him you were nothing but a whore. A weird four-legged whore"
  1247. >"Very flattering, Anonymous"
  1248. "It's hard to say anything after all. We almost died tonight. Look, i'm still shaking"
  1249. >You show her your hand
  1250. >"Me too, but i'm not bragging about it"
  1251. "..."
  1252. >"..."
  1253. "..."
  1254. >"What was your point?"
  1255. "My point... My point was that i care about you, and i won't let anyone hurt you again"
  1256. >"Oh, my white knight! Thanks for saving me from the foes of the outside!"
  1257. "Fuck you, Pinkie. I was trying to be nice"
  1258. >"... Well, thank you."
  1259. "... Huh?"
  1260. >"Thank you for being nice"
  1261. >She suddenly hugs you
  1262. >"Thank you"
  1263. >You look at her
  1264. >You gently pat her back
  1265. >"..."
  1266. "..."
  1267. >"..."
  1268. "... Shall we go to sleep?"
  1269. >"I won't be able to sleep after this"
  1270. "Mmmmm... Then come to my room"
  1271. >"WHAT?"
  1272. "As friends, as friends. Nothing sexual, remember? It's on the list."
  1273. >She gives you a suspicious look
  1274. >"Well, i'll gladly accept the offer. Just for tonight, ok?"
  1275. "Good. I'm tired!"
  1276. >You both go and go to your bedroom
  1277. >Pinkie quickly takes a side and sleeps on top of the bed
  1278. >You sleep on the other side
  1279. >Your body feels terrible
  1280. >But it seems nothing bad can come after this
  1281. >You feel hopeful
  1282. >... It's just a matter of time
  1283.  
  1284.  
  1285. >The highway has a few turns, but it's easy to drive
  1286. >The only thing you are worried is the gas
  1287. >Your friend didn't tell you this van was actually a gasoline vampire in disguise
  1288. >"Look at all this trees, Anonymous. It looks like something straight from Equestria"
  1289. "The landscape is pretty beautiful in this parts, isn't it?"
  1290. >"Yes. But why do we have to travel in silence?"
  1291. "Oh, well. The chat's been good"
  1292. >"Yes, but some music will be nice. Let me see if i learnt this things right"
  1293. >She turns on the radio
  1294. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QkUAl1aEVt
  1295. "Good, Pinkie"
  1296. >"I'm getting used to this world. Too bad it's still shit"
  1297. >You chuckle
  1298. >It's been months since you bought Pinkie
  1299. >As you hoped, nothing bad happened after the assault
  1300. >You were clean, and the cops didn't bother you again
  1301. >Pinkie helped you clean and cook
  1302. >She even tried some pastries and sweets
  1303. >She doesn't eat them often, though
  1304. >Baby steps
  1305. >"Fake plastic trees?"
  1306. "Oh, yeah. Crappy song from a great band. A little depressing. Do you want me to--?"
  1307. >"No, leave it. I want to hear it"
  1308. >You keep driving while Pinkie looks at the radio instead of the forest
  1309. >She has been adapting well, but she still does that thing when she focuses on the music
  1310. >"It's... Fitting"
  1311. "Fitting?"
  1312. >"Yes... I don't know... It's like he knows. But he still does it."
  1313. "Mmmmm... I dunno. I didn't put much thought on anything at the time the song came out"
  1314. >She is now bobbing her head with the rythm
  1315. >You snicker a little
  1316. >She still is in Pinkamena mode. So you guess emo music must click her
  1317. >You hope this trip helps her
  1318.  
  1319. >You finally arrive
  1320. >You park near the lake side and go out
  1321. >After checking there's no one else, you sign Pinkie to come
  1322. >She practically turns her head completely while admiring the landscape
  1323. "Well, i guess 'going outside' can be checked out from your list"
  1324. >"... It's like home"
  1325. "... You miss your home"
  1326. >"Yeah"
  1327. >You feel a little sad that you haven't made any progress with that
  1328. >But, as you see the other van approaching your spot, you smile
  1329. "Pinkie, there... There was another reason why i brought you here"
  1330. >She turns to look at you
  1331. >".... You're not abandoning me, are you?"
  1332. "What? Why--?"
  1333. >"You're dumping me into the wild like a stray dog."
  1334. "C'mon, Pinkie. Don't be like that. Please, come here"
  1335. >She looks to the side, but she gets closer to you
  1336. >You lower to her eye level and stroke her mane
  1337. "Pinkie, we've been getting along pretty well in this months. Why would i want to change that?"
  1338. >"Maybe because i'm still broken"
  1339. "Maybe i'm dumb enough to believe everything can be fixed"
  1340. >"Well... You're pretty dumb then"
  1341. "..."
  1342. >"..."
  1343. "..."
  1344. >"... Why is there a van coming here?"
  1345. "Is what i was talking about"
  1346. >"So you're not going to dump me, you're selling me to another human?"
  1347. "Still paranoid. Can't help it, do you?"
  1348. >"Listen, Anonymous. If the person driving that van puts a collar on me, i'll finish what the seller tried to do that night!"
  1349. "Geez, don't joke about that!"
  1350. >The van parks next to yours
  1351. >And as soon as the back door opens, a scream is heard
  1352. >"Pinkie Pie?"
  1353. >Pinkie's eyes widen
  1354. >Then she looks at you
  1355. >You smile and point to the van
  1356. >Twilight Sparkle goes out, with a collar on her neck. She looks very excited
  1357. >"TWILIGHT!"
  1358. >Pinkie runs to hug her, tears running from her eyes
  1359. >They hug while they cry and laugh that they have finally met after so much time
  1360. >"I never thought i'll see you again"
  1361. >"ME NEITHER. THIS IS SO GREAT I FEEL SO HAPPY I'M GONNA"
  1362. *POOOF*
  1363.  
  1364. >You fall to the ground
  1365. >"Thank you, Anonymous. Thank you"
  1366. >You try to pat her back, but the curly mane block your view of the world
  1367. >... Wait, curly?
  1368. >NO WAY!
  1369. "Pinkie, are you alright?"
  1370. >"Yes, i feel great. I haven't felt like this in a loooong time"
  1371. "Wow. I thought... I mean, we still have to find your other friends and--"
  1372. >"But look, here it is. Twilight Sparkle"
  1373. >"Please, Pinkie. Calm down, we still have to catch up. My owner can only stay here for two hours"
  1374. >"What?? But whyyyyyyy???"
  1375. >"We have to travel a lot to get here. And we have to be back in time to leave the van in his workplace"
  1376. >"Oh..."
  1377. >She lowers her head
  1378. >"But don't worry, Pinkie. We'll keep in touch. There is this neat thingie that let's you talk with anyone and see them too!"
  1379. >"Oh, tat's good. Do we have that, Anonymous?"
  1380. "Yes, we do. Now if you excuse me, i'll let you girls talk. I'be with your owner, Twilight"
  1381. >"Okey"
  1382. >"Thanks, Anonymous!"
  1383. >You look to the front seat
  1384. >There lies a very tired man
  1385. >"I guess by the screams this was worth it, right?"
  1386. "You bet it was"
  1387. >"Well, at least that pony has earned me a lot of money. It knows a lot, man"
  1388. "I bet she does"
  1389. >"Did you--?"
  1390. "Oh, right. Wait"
  1391. >You quickly go to your van and take the thermos
  1392. "Okey, here there are. Three liters of black coffee. They should still be warm"
  1393. >"Thanks, man."
  1394. >You both see the mares chatting and looking at the lake
  1395. >"Why is your pony without a collar?"
  1396. "Oh, well... I wanted to gain her trust"
  1397. >"But it still knows you're the owner, right?"
  1398. >You look at Pinkie Pie
  1399. >She smiles a lot and hugs Twilight while she talks
  1400. "I don't feel like i own her, now"
  1401. >"Ooh, i see...."
  1402. "..."
  1403. >"She's your 'stress reliever', right?"
  1404. >You look at him
  1405. "What?"
  1406. >"Don't worry man, i don't judge"
  1407. "Dude!"
  1408. >"Just try to clean it up often. I've heard ponies' genitals are not ver cl--"
  1409. "I got it, i got it. Thanks"
  1410.  
  1411. >After some hugs, lots of tears and a long goodbye, the other van leaves
  1412. >You both quietly go to your van and take off
  1413. >"..."
  1414. "..."
  1415. >"..."
  1416. "... You know, i thought you will be more talkative now that you feel better"
  1417. >"... Anonymous..."
  1418. >You turn to face her
  1419. >"I've come to enjoy these moments of silence"
  1420. "Oh... That's... Good, i suppose"
  1421. >"... What now, then?"
  1422. "What do you mean?"
  1423. >"Are we... Are we going to find my other friends?"
  1424. >You look to the highway
  1425. "... Pinkie, i'll try my best to help you find your friends"
  1426. >"YAY! Thank yo--"
  1427. "But. But but but but"
  1428. >She stays quiet
  1429. >And in midair
  1430. >It seems that she regained her mighty cartoony powers when she got back to normal
  1431. >Despite her being in your world
  1432. >Whatever
  1433. "But first we need a plan. We need to work together to make this work. I What do you say?"
  1434. >She stares at you
  1435. >But then she smiles
  1436. >"Sure thing"
  1437. >You smile
  1438. >And you go back home with the feeling that things can actually work for the better this time
  1439. >Who would have thought? You wanted a waifu, and you ended up buying a broken pony that ended up as your friend.
  1440. >You wish you could do more to help her kind
  1441. >But you'll think about that later
  1442. >She is Pinkie Pie again
  1443. >And you couldn't be happier about it

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