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[Copied from https://pastebin.com/MMCxe9E4]
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>Where the fuck is it?
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>Today is Friday, and due certain complications at work you had the day off…. again.
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>Seriously if it wasn’t for the fact that you got paid regardless of hours you’d be looking for a new job.
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>But yeah, back on topic you were so fucking stupid.
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>Dumping the contents of another drawer you searched for “it.”
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>Come on brain, I feed you alcohol all the time, get my back on this.
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>Now the you think about it, your liqueur cabinet is running a bit low.
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>THE CABINET IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!
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>Good job brain! You’ll get some booze for your contributions.
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>With the speed of a thousand kenyans’, you ran to the living room.
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>Making a leap over the couch you landed in front of a cabinet filled with a bunch of movies/games/well all your shit.
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>It’s got to be in here.
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>Tearing through shelves and tossing everything behind, you finally found it!
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>Opening the manila folder you scanned the lone page inside it.
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>Come on where the fuck is it.
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>Bingo!
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>With a heavy sigh you walked over the couch and sat down.
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>How the fuck were you this fucking dense.
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>By comparison that time you left your prom date at the dance to go stand in line for the midnight release of a video game was nothing.
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>But now you were responsible for more than just yourself you couldn’t let shit like this happen.
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>So yeah, you fucked up.
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>You missed Scoots birthday.
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>It wasn’t until you saw some birthday party commercial for some family restaurant that it hit you.
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>There was only one thing left to do.
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>Taking your phone out of your pocket you started dialing.
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>A few rings later a familiar voice filled the speaker.
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>”Hey asshat, whadya want?”
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>Katie was as eloquent as ever.
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“Not too bad, but listen I need a favor.”
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>”I told you before I don’t fuck dudes, get a vag then we can talk.”
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“Can you get your mind off of pussy for just one second.”
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>”Oh I’ll get off alright.”
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>Why can’t you ever have a normal conversation with this woman.
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>Did you piss off some god in a past life?
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“It’s about Scoots.”
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>”Did something happen?”
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>The change in her voice was instantaneous.
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>Katie despite being a complete bitch, but she cared for that little filly just as much as you did.
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“I‘m going to need a hand getting a party together, so I was hoping you and Fluttershy could do me favor.”
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>”Okay I’m off in two hours, we’ll talk then. I think Fluttershy has a friend with experience in this kind of stuff.”
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>For some odd reason a sudden chill went down your spine.
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>Like something was telling you that somehow making this phone call was a bad idea.
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>Nah, you were probably just over thinking it.
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>Putting your phone back in your pocket you looked around your previously clean living room.
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>Double fuck.
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>After cleaning up a bit.
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>Okay a lot, you headed out.
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>If everything went right you’d give Scootaloo a party she wouldn’t forget.
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>But the biggest problem still bothered you.
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>What the heck would you get her?
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>Besides eating everything in the fridge she didn’t really have any hobbies.
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>Heck you still wince whenever you look at your blender from the last gift you got her.
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>It was nothing more than a simple Barbie.
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>She ended up putting it in your awesome “new-at-that-point” blender and turning it into plastic puree.
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>That’s how you figured out she wasn’t a doll liking filly.
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>So the question remains, what to get her?
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>Nerf gun, transformer, weird alien looking thi... nope that's a doll.
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>Why was toy shopping such a fucking pain.
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>Endure Anon, endure this bullshi..
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>"Can I help you sir?"
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>Turning from the display you saw one of the store associates looking at you expectantly.
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"Uh yeah, I'm trying to find a gift for… well a pony."
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>One of her eyebrows rose at your declaration.
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>"We really don't carry any toys for horses sir, might I suggest tractor supply."
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"No no, not a horse pony, the little kind. You know pastel, they talk, that kind of stuff."
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>The confusion seemed to leave her almost immediately
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>”Oh that makes a lot more sense, follow me.”
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>Walking home with a big box tucked under your armed you hummed a jolly little jingle to yourself.
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>Scoots was going to love her present.
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>You were going to make sure that this was the best birthday party ever.
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>Cause she deserved it.
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>A few minutes later you were back at home.
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>Sure enough Katie outdid herself.
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>Decorations lined the outside of your home.
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>If the inside looked half as good as the outside you were going to go and find her a new friend.
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>And by new friend you meant a scissoring buddy.
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>Ok a lesbian.
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>But you digress.
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>Opening the door you stepped inside to a smell of baked goods.
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"Katie how’s everything coming?"
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>You heard some noise from the kitchen before a face covered in flour appeared in the doorway.
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>"Just finishing up the cake, how'd it go on your end?"
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"Good, where are the girls?" you asked setting the package down and hanging up your coat.
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>Dusting her hands on the apron she was wearing Katie smiled.
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>"I asked Nana to take them to the park to play, so we got some time."
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"Cool, I'll be in the living room setting up."
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>"Alright jackass."
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>Time to dig out your tools.
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>Walking into your bedroom you dug through your closet for the toolbox.
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>Pushing some stuff aside you saw it, right underneath a dusty old bag.
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>Holy crap you’ve been looking for this thing for a while.
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>Grabbing both items you headed back to the living room.
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>Looking at the scooter you've been putting together for the past hour you couldn't help but marvel at how well it came out.
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>"Not gonna lie, that looks like shit."
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>Fucking Katie, one of these days you'll punt her right in the cunt.
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"Its not bad at all, might not be my greatest work, but its the thought that counts."
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“Happy Birthday to you, Happy birth day to you, Happy Birthday Scootaloo, Happy birthday to you!”
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>The chorus wound down as everyone clapped their hands and hooves.
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>Scootaloo took in a massive breath and blew out the candles which adorned her large birthday cake.
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>All the prep work was well worth it at this point.
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>Katie was snapping pictures while Scoots jumped in her seat with excitement.
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>”This is soooo awesome! I haven’t had a birthday party in forever.”
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>”Well it’s not over yet, cause now it’s time for presents!” Katie happily proclaimed.
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>And just like that everyone brought out their gifts for the birthday girl.
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>You couldn’t help but smile as she thanked everyone.
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>Granny made her a scarf with what she said was a pattern of a team called the “Wonderbolts”
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>As she got present after present the pile of toys and books grew in front of her.
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>You could only stand back and smile as she tore through the various boxes the moment they were placed in front of her.
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>”Psst Anon.”
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>Looking around you spotted Katie by the doorway motioning for you to come over.
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>As quietly as possible you snuck away.
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“Whats up?”
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>”Go grab your gift, I’ll keep an eye on things here.”
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>Giving her a thumbs up you walked past and into your bedroom where you hid the present.
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>There was a part of you that was honestly scared that she wouldn’t like it.
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>Grabbing the wrapped gift you made your way back to the living room and peered in.
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>From the looks of it she’d already gone through and opened everything in the span of thirty seconds.
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>Clearing your throat you walked in.
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>Everyones heads turned to you.
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“Scootaloo, normally there’d be a nice speech that I could give here, but I really suck with words.”
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>You could see Katie facepalm at that.
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“So I’ll keep it simple. You have made this place a home, and brought all of us together here.”
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>You gestured to everyone gathered around.
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“And we may not be a traditional one, but today were all a family.”
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>Stepping up you placed the gift right next to her seat.
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>…
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>…
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>Ok did you screw this up.
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“Uh… heh heh, you can open the gift now.”
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>Scoots head was downcast.
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>Oh shit you fucked up.
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>Looking around you saw the same look of confusion on everyones face.
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>In that one instant you felt the force hit your chest as the little filly clung onto you.
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>Quickly reaching up you hugged her as she hung onto.
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>Looking down you saw tears streaming down her face.
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>But she was smiling.
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>Sitting down you still held Scootaloo close.
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>If you had been paying attention you would have also noticed that everyone else came over and sat down right beside you.
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>Katie, Granny, Fluttershy, Cheerilee, and all the others.
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>Your new family was an odd one, but you wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world right now.
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