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Dazzlings on the 4th of July

By MactheTexican
Created: 2020-12-24 01:40:03
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Ah 4th of July.
  2. 2.
    >You remember it fondly back on real earth.
  3. 3.
    >Hot dogs
  4. 4.
    >Burgers
  5. 5.
    >Aunt Questionable choking on Uncle Unspecified's hot dog that you accidentally walked in on.
  6. 6.
    >Scarred for life.
  7. 7.
    >Good times.
  8. 8.
    >But you're in a different place.
  9. 9.
    >Be Anon on horse-human earth.
  10. 10.
    >First few days were a mind fuck.
  11. 11.
    >You got your own place now though.
  12. 12.
    >A backyard and all that shit.
  13. 13.
    >Dadnon would be proud.
  14. 14.
    >You were supposed to learn why the people here celebrate the 4th of their July for a different reason than you did.
  15. 15.
    >You didn't give enough of a shit to care though really.
  16. 16.
    >As long as you can still eat burgers and blow up fireworks you were fine with whatever they celebrated.
  17. 17.
    >Today the weather was nice and warm, no cloud to be seen.
  18. 18.
    >You got a grill ready for delicious meat.
  19. 19.
    >...
  20. 20.
    >Burgers and hotdogs you mean.
  21. 21.
    >A creaking sound from your wooden fence door opening brought you back to earth and found three girls just walking in like they owned the place.
  22. 22.
    "Hey there Dazzles."
  23. 23.
    >Adagio, Sonata, and Aria.
  24. 24.
    >Three girls you found to be the same situation as yourself when you got here.
  25. 25.
    >No money or job.
  26. 26.
    >They were, and still are, major pain in the asses.
  27. 27.
    >But you've learned to love it.
  28. 28.
    >They've all got bags in their hands.
  29. 29.
    >Adagio with food along with Sonata and Aria holding fireworks.
  30. 30.
    >A lot of them.
  31. 31.
    >Thisgonbegood
  32. 32.
    >Adagio was the first to greet you with the regular kiss to the cheek,
  33. 33.
    >She really loves to tease.
  34. 34.
    >"Hey there Anon. Sorry we took a bit so long, these two dimwits took a long time picking out some fireworks."
  35. 35.
    "No problem, I'm just getting the grill up now anyways so you made perfect time."
  36. 36.
    >"Yesss! Burgers!", Sonata jumped with joy and watered at the mouth at the thought of that meat she's going to shove down her mouth.
  37. 37.
    >You got some patties ready on the grill and took out a couple of hotdogs from a pack the Dazzlings brought to kick this b-b-q up.
  38. 38.
    >Adagio and Sonata started out the night with a few small sparklers while sitting on your bench waiting for the burgers.
  39. 39.
    >Mid flip with your mad spatula skills you felt a tug on your shirt.
  40. 40.
    >You turned to find Aria with her hand on your shirt letting out a small embarrassed cough in her hand.
  41. 41.
    >God that's cute.
  42. 42.
    "What can I do ya Aria?"
  43. 43.
    >"H-hey Anon, when do you think we can get to the BIG fireworks?"
  44. 44.
    >Oh boy, you knew this was coming.
  45. 45.
    >"How about we get out some food before we get out the big guns, eh?"
  46. 46.
    >She looked at the ground in contemplation before nodding in agreement.
  47. 47.
    >Yeah sure right now she was compliant.
  48. 48.
    >But once you got out ALL the fireworks.
  49. 49.
    >This place was going to be a battlefield.
  50. 50.
    >You'd like to at least have a full stomach before she destroys the place.
  51. 51.
    >Aria had learned to control herself over the years thank god.
  52. 52.
    >Sometime passed and the food was getting close to done.
  53. 53.
    >Aria and Sonata blasting off someone shot explosions into the sky.
  54. 54.
    >Adagio sort of just sitting on the bench texting.
  55. 55.
    >This brings back memories.
  56. 56.
    >...You miss Dadnon's burgers.
  57. 57.
    >But you'll be damned if you don't live up to his legacy.
  58. 58.
    >YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE BEST GOD DAMN BURGERS TODAY.
  59. 59.
    >A voice over the fence brought you out of your daze, "Hey, Anon! Those burgers smell great!"
  60. 60.
    >You don't even have to look to know who that is.
  61. 61.
    >Motherfucking Timberwood.
  62. 62.
    >Asshole always tries to get some food without contributing.
  63. 63.
    >"Mind if I join in? I don't really have much going on myself today. Never was one for fireworks."
  64. 64.
    >Fucking commie
  65. 65.
    "Sorry Man, there's barely enough for us and Sonata's black hole of a stomach.
  66. 66.
    >A loud "Hey" came from the depths of the fireworks, but you ignored it.
  67. 67.
    "Maybe next time man."
  68. 68.
    >"Well I don't have to eat, I'd like to try and hook up with one of the hotties you always hang around."
  69. 69.
    >Not only did he mooch, he was the biggest creep.
  70. 70.
    >Even the Dazzlings found him uncomfortable to be around.
  71. 71.
    "Look, man, I just got this stuff together for me and the girls for a quiet night. Well, as quiet as it can be with fireworks."
  72. 72.
    >He sighed and nodded in defeat as he slinked back inside his house.
  73. 73.
    >Finally.
  74. 74.
    >Oh hey and the food is lookin good.
  75. 75.
    "Food is done!"
  76. 76.
    >Three loud cheers came from the girls as you all sat down and finally started digging into the freedom burgers.
  77. 77.
    >Also includes chips
  78. 78.
    >You're glad you had a big grill to cook up a lot of stuff on.
  79. 79.
    >God knows how much would have been left for you and the other two when Sonata was done eating.
  80. 80.
    >With enough stuff in your stomachs, the main event was up next.
  81. 81.
    >THE BIGGER EXPLOSIONS.
  82. 82.
    "Alright Aria, IT'S TIME."
  83. 83.
    >The purple menace let out a squee before searching through her box and pulling out a bunch of very large fireworks.
  84. 84.
    >Fireworks that look like they'd be VERY LOUD.
  85. 85.
    >As You let Aria off to do her own business, you walked toward the patch of grass in your backyard where Adagio and Sonata set up a few fireworks.
  86. 86.
    "Hey girls, those look nice."
  87. 87.
    >A very rapid bobbing in agreement came from Sonata as she lit a decently looking sized firework that let out five consecutive shots into the sky.
  88. 88.
    >As Sonata and Aria were entranced with their fireworks a voice whispered from around the corner of your home.
  89. 89.
    >"Psst, Anon you free at the moment?", You look over to see Adagio looking over from the side like she's trying to be stealthy.
  90. 90.
    >A single tear came from your eye.
  91. 91.
    "I'm always free."
  92. 92.
    >You walk over and quietly as possible, getting tossed into the wall by Adagio when you got close enough.
  93. 93.
    >Her lips pressing roughly against your own.
  94. 94.
    >It wasn't long before you got your tongues into the action, a soft moan coming from Adagio.
  95. 95.
    >You kept this going until a breath of air was needed.
  96. 96.
    "Couldn't wait til later?"
  97. 97.
    >"Shut up, I've been waiting all day for this holiday fuck."
  98. 98.
    >You gave back a small chuckle before placing a quick peck on her lips and slowly moving the kisses down to her neck.
  99. 99.
    >Adagio tried to keep her moans in check so the others wouldn't hear.
  100. 100.
    >Which just made it more fun for you to keep pushing her.
  101. 101.
    >Your continued your assault on her neck as one of your hands found its way on to one of her breast and the other on her thigh.
  102. 102.
    >She let out a grumble knowing where you were getting at.
  103. 103.
    >Carressing one of two big lumps on her chest and slowly sliding your other hand on her body got a better reaction from the poofy girl.
  104. 104.
    >Moans a little louder than the previous ones left her mouth as she tried to bite on her finger to stop herself.
  105. 105.
    >As you started to slide a hand down into the honey pot, a loud cough caught you both by surprise.
  106. 106.
    >Looking over to the sound had you both looking at an Angry looking Sonata and an annoyed Aria.
  107. 107.
    >Sonata huffed, "You guys just couldn't wait could you?"
  108. 108.
    >Adagio shrugged in response with a smirk, "What? you guys were gonna get your turns later anyways."
  109. 109.
    >Aria rolled her eyes before going back to the yard and continue her plan.
  110. 110.
    >Sonata meanwhile just glared at you both before Adagio sighed in defeat.
  111. 111.
    >"Alright fine."She gave you one last peck on the cheek before going back with Sonata.
  112. 112.
    >All you could do was look down at the rager you were sporting.
  113. 113.
    >You got god damn blue balled.
  114. 114.
    >Returning back to where the fireworks were at, you saw the huge pile-up Aria had.
  115. 115.
    >You and the other girls just looked at it in awe.
  116. 116.
    "Jesus, this pile is bigger than last year."
  117. 117.
    >Aria proudly nodded and gave the last firework she had a kiss before setting it up and walking to the front yard.
  118. 118.
    >You all decided to follow her, seeing a long line of very long fuses.
  119. 119.
    >When you all stopped in the front of your house the twin tail destroyer put on goggles and took out a match.
  120. 120.
    >Ruhrohraggy
  121. 121.
    "Ya know I'm having second thoughts about th-"
  122. 122.
    >"TOO LATE"
  123. 123.
    >And Aria was right.
  124. 124.
    >The fuse was lit.
  125. 125.
    >The spark went by and soon got to the backyard.
  126. 126.
    >Only then did you remember.
  127. 127.
    >You didn't bring in the grill.
  128. 128.
    >FUCK
  129. 129.
    >And as if on cue, the sky was filled with many explosions and sounds.
  130. 130.
    >You had something almost like this once on regular earth.
  131. 131.
    >Grandpa undisclosed almost died from the flashbacks.
  132. 132.
    >If the skies could talk
  133. 133.
    >They'd say really bad things about Aria.
  134. 134.
    >You could even see a bunch of other people coming out of their yards to check out the explosions.
  135. 135.
    >lots of "oohs" and "aahs"
  136. 136.
    >Well so far so good.
  137. 137.
    >And then it wasn't.
  138. 138.
    >A bigger explosion than the others came went into the sky, but it looked like something had gone wrong with it.
  139. 139.
    "Uh, Aria?"
  140. 140.
    >"Yeah I see it. This is gonna be good."
  141. 141.
    >And with those ominous words, the remaining thing that came from the final firework came crashing down into a house.
  142. 142.
    >Timber Spruce'ss home to be exact.
  143. 143.
    >Luckily he was outside as well.
  144. 144.
    >You and the others kind of just looked with wide eyes as Timber screamed and ran to his home to try and stop the fires.
  145. 145.
    >After whistles back into your backyard, as well as fist bumping Aria, you all took the remaining time to clean up Aria's destruction.
  146. 146.
    >Aria was still laughing hysterically as she got rid of the last bit.
  147. 147.
    >"Man, that was awesome."
  148. 148.
    "Hell yeah it was."
  149. 149.
    "Best god damn fourth of July I've had."
  150. 150.
    >Deciding to call it a day, you put up the grill and walked to the door to your house before an arm stopped you.
  151. 151.
    >That arm belonging to Adagio, Sonata, and Aria behind her with lust in their eyes.
  152. 152.
    >"Not so fast Anon, we still have time left in the day."
  153. 153.
    >Aria started to undo her shirt, a bit of her bra poking out."Those explosions made me pretty god damn hot, ya gonna help me with that?"
  154. 154.
    >"Yeah, Time to light those bedroom fireworks!", Sonata ended with her cheesy seductive jokes.
  155. 155.
    >Excalibur has been AWAKENED.
  156. 156.
    >In the last bit of July 4th wind, you heard a faint voice.
  157. 157.
    >"I'm proud of you son. Get that butt."

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