Dazzlings on the 4th of July


                                            >Ah 4th of July.

                                            >You remember it fondly back on real earth.

                                            >Hot dogs

                                            >Burgers

                                            >Aunt Questionable choking on Uncle Unspecified's hot dog that you accidentally walked in on.

                                            >Scarred for life.

                                            >Good times.

                                            >But you're in a different place.

                                            >Be Anon on horse-human earth.

                                            >First few days were a mind fuck.

                                            >You got your own place now though.

                                            >A backyard and all that shit.

                                            >Dadnon would be proud.

                                            >You were supposed to learn why the people here celebrate the 4th of their July for a different reason than you did.

                                            >You didn't give enough of a shit to care though really.

                                            >As long as you can still eat burgers and blow up fireworks you were fine with whatever they celebrated.

                                            >Today the weather was nice and warm, no cloud to be seen.

                                            >You got a grill ready for delicious meat.

                                            >...

                                            >Burgers and hotdogs you mean.

                                            >A creaking sound from your wooden fence door opening brought you back to earth and found three girls just walking in like they owned the place.

                                            "Hey there Dazzles."

                                            >Adagio, Sonata, and Aria.

                                            >Three girls you found to be the same situation as yourself when you got here.

                                            >No money or job.

                                            >They were, and still are, major pain in the asses.

                                            >But you've learned to love it.

                                            >They've all got bags in their hands.

                                            >Adagio with food along with Sonata and Aria holding fireworks.

                                            >A lot of them.

                                            >Thisgonbegood

                                            >Adagio was the first to greet you with the regular kiss to the cheek,

                                            >She really loves to tease.

                                            >"Hey there Anon. Sorry we took a bit so long, these two dimwits took a long time picking out some fireworks."

                                            "No problem, I'm just getting the grill up now anyways so you made perfect time."

                                            >"Yesss! Burgers!", Sonata jumped with joy and watered at the mouth at the thought of that meat she's going to shove down her mouth.

                                            >You got some patties ready on the grill and took out a couple of hotdogs from a pack the Dazzlings brought to kick this b-b-q up.

                                            >Adagio and Sonata started out the night with a few small sparklers while sitting on your bench waiting for the burgers.

                                            >Mid flip with your mad spatula skills you felt a tug on your shirt.

                                            >You turned to find Aria with her hand on your shirt letting out a small embarrassed cough in her hand.

                                            >God that's cute.

                                            "What can I do ya Aria?"

                                            >"H-hey Anon, when do you think we can get to the BIG fireworks?"

                                            >Oh boy, you knew this was coming.

                                            >"How about we get out some food before we get out the big guns, eh?"

                                            >She looked at the ground in contemplation before nodding in agreement.

                                            >Yeah sure right now she was compliant.

                                            >But once you got out ALL the fireworks.

                                            >This place was going to be a battlefield.

                                            >You'd like to at least have a full stomach before she destroys the place.

                                            >Aria had learned to control herself over the years thank god.

                                            >Sometime passed and the food was getting close to done.

                                            >Aria and Sonata blasting off someone shot explosions into the sky.

                                            >Adagio sort of just sitting on the bench texting.

                                            >This brings back memories.

                                            >...You miss Dadnon's burgers.

                                            >But you'll be damned if you don't live up to his legacy.

                                            >YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE BEST GOD DAMN BURGERS TODAY.

                                            >A voice over the fence brought you out of your daze, "Hey, Anon! Those burgers smell great!"

                                            >You don't even have to look to know who that is.

                                            >Motherfucking Timberwood.

                                            >Asshole always tries to get some food without contributing.

                                            >"Mind if I join in? I don't really have much going on myself today. Never was one for fireworks."

                                            >Fucking commie

                                            "Sorry Man, there's barely enough for us and Sonata's black hole of a stomach.

                                            >A loud "Hey" came from the depths of the fireworks, but you ignored it.

                                            "Maybe next time man."

                                            >"Well I don't have to eat, I'd like to try and hook up with one of the hotties you always hang around."

                                            >Not only did he mooch, he was the biggest creep.

                                            >Even the Dazzlings found him uncomfortable to be around.

                                            "Look, man, I just got this stuff together for me and the girls for a quiet night. Well, as quiet as it can be with fireworks."

                                            >He sighed and nodded in defeat as he slinked back inside his house.

                                            >Finally.

                                            >Oh hey and the food is lookin good.

                                            "Food is done!"

                                            >Three loud cheers came from the girls as you all sat down and finally started digging into the freedom burgers.

                                            >Also includes chips

                                            >You're glad you had a big grill to cook up a lot of stuff on.

                                            >God knows how much would have been left for you and the other two when Sonata was done eating.

                                            >With enough stuff in your stomachs, the main event was up next.

                                            >THE BIGGER EXPLOSIONS.

                                            "Alright Aria, IT'S TIME."

                                            >The purple menace let out a squee before searching through her box and pulling out a bunch of very large fireworks.

                                            >Fireworks that look like they'd be VERY LOUD.

                                            >As You let Aria off to do her own business, you walked toward the patch of grass in your backyard where Adagio and Sonata set up a few fireworks.

                                            "Hey girls, those look nice."

                                            >A very rapid bobbing in agreement came from Sonata as she lit a decently looking sized firework that let out five consecutive shots into the sky.

                                            >As Sonata and Aria were entranced with their fireworks a voice whispered from around the corner of your home.

                                            >"Psst, Anon you free at the moment?", You look over to see Adagio looking over from the side like she's trying to be stealthy.

                                            >A single tear came from your eye.

                                            "I'm always free."

                                            >You walk over and quietly as possible, getting tossed into the wall by Adagio when you got close enough.

                                            >Her lips pressing roughly against your own.

                                            >It wasn't long before you got your tongues into the action, a soft moan coming from Adagio.

                                            >You kept this going until a breath of air was needed.

                                            "Couldn't wait til later?"

                                            >"Shut up, I've been waiting all day for this holiday fuck."

                                            >You gave back a small chuckle before placing a quick peck on her lips and slowly moving the kisses down to her neck.

                                            >Adagio tried to keep her moans in check so the others wouldn't hear.

                                            >Which just made it more fun for you to keep pushing her.

                                            >Your continued your assault on her neck as one of your hands found its way on to one of her breast and the other on her thigh.

                                            >She let out a grumble knowing where you were getting at.

                                            >Carressing one of two big lumps on her chest and slowly sliding your other hand on her body got a better reaction from the poofy girl.

                                            >Moans a little louder than the previous ones left her mouth as she tried to bite on her finger to stop herself.

                                            >As you started to slide a hand down into the honey pot, a loud cough caught you both by surprise.

                                            >Looking over to the sound had you both looking at an Angry looking Sonata and an annoyed Aria.

                                            >Sonata huffed, "You guys just couldn't wait could you?"

                                            >Adagio shrugged in response with a smirk, "What? you guys were gonna get your turns later anyways."

                                            >Aria rolled her eyes before going back to the yard and continue her plan.

                                            >Sonata meanwhile just glared at you both before Adagio sighed in defeat.

                                            >"Alright fine."She gave you one last peck on the cheek before going back with Sonata.

                                            >All you could do was look down at the rager you were sporting.

                                            >You got god damn blue balled.

                                            >Returning back to where the fireworks were at, you saw the huge pile-up Aria had.

                                            >You and the other girls just looked at it in awe.

                                            "Jesus, this pile is bigger than last year."

                                            >Aria proudly nodded and gave the last firework she had a kiss before setting it up and walking to the front yard.

                                            >You all decided to follow her, seeing a long line of very long fuses.

                                            >When you all stopped in the front of your house the twin tail destroyer put on goggles and took out a match.

                                            >Ruhrohraggy

                                            "Ya know I'm having second thoughts about th-"

                                            >"TOO LATE"

                                            >And Aria was right.

                                            >The fuse was lit.

                                            >The spark went by and soon got to the backyard.

                                            >Only then did you remember.

                                            >You didn't bring in the grill.

                                            >FUCK

                                            >And as if on cue, the sky was filled with many explosions and sounds.

                                            >You had something almost like this once on regular earth.

                                            >Grandpa undisclosed almost died from the flashbacks.

                                            >If the skies could talk

                                            >They'd say really bad things about Aria.

                                            >You could even see a bunch of other people coming out of their yards to check out the explosions.

                                            >lots of "oohs" and "aahs"

                                            >Well so far so good.

                                            >And then it wasn't.

                                            >A bigger explosion than the others came went into the sky, but it looked like something had gone wrong with it.

                                            "Uh, Aria?"

                                            >"Yeah I see it. This is gonna be good."

                                            >And with those ominous words, the remaining thing that came from the final firework came crashing down into a house.

                                            >Timber Spruce'ss home to be exact.

                                            >Luckily he was outside as well.

                                            >You and the others kind of just looked with wide eyes as Timber screamed and ran to his home to try and stop the fires.

                                            >After whistles back into your backyard, as well as fist bumping Aria, you all took the remaining time to clean up Aria's destruction.

                                            >Aria was still laughing hysterically as she got rid of the last bit.

                                            >"Man, that was awesome."

                                            "Hell yeah it was."

                                            "Best god damn fourth of July I've had."

                                            >Deciding to call it a day, you put up the grill and walked to the door to your house before an arm stopped you.

                                            >That arm belonging to Adagio, Sonata, and Aria behind her with lust in their eyes.

                                            >"Not so fast Anon, we still have time left in the day."

                                            >Aria started to undo her shirt, a bit of her bra poking out."Those explosions made me pretty god damn hot, ya gonna help me with that?"

                                            >"Yeah, Time to light those bedroom fireworks!", Sonata ended with her cheesy seductive jokes.

                                            >Excalibur has been AWAKENED.

                                            >In the last bit of July 4th wind, you heard a faint voice.

                                            >"I'm proud of you son. Get that butt."