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Anonvilly

By AnonfillyArchived
Created: 2020-12-31 22:07:54
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  1. 1.
    >Be Anonfilly.
  2. 2.
    >You simply woke up as a little filly in a patch of grass.
  3. 3.
    >No explanation, no weird transformation and no one to blame for it.
  4. 4.
    >You're a little female horse, and judging by the village in the distance you're not the only one.
  5. 5.
    >After pinc- biting your fronthoove you realized this aint some fucked up dream.
  6. 6.
    >You also remember NOT getting drunk or smoking something the day before.
  7. 7.
    >Which meant that this is real...
  8. 8.
    >Naturally you did what every rationally thinking adult human male would have done.
  9. 9.
    >After your sophisticated and panicked flailing (as well as contemplating suicide upon losing the D) you headed towards the village.
  10. 10.
    >That made you realize that you didn't know how to walk like this.
  11. 11.
    >A thought, that occured to you immediately as the ground made painfull contact with your face.
  12. 12.
    >After making sure no creature saw you do the flop, you began to get a feeling for your new body.
  13. 13.
    >Still stumbling you managed to walk on what you assumed as a marketplace from all the stalls.
  14. 14.
    >Not only did you notice then that almost all of the adult ones seem to be way bigger than you.
  15. 15.
    >They also speak fluent english.
  16. 16.
    >Not that them talking surprised you, the whole living in buildings made you assumme this much.
  17. 17.
    >Slowly you noticed that more and more of them began staring at you, that was when purple happened.
  18. 18.
    >"Hi little filly, are you new in Ponyville? I don't think I've seen you before."
  19. 19.
    >You quickly noted that some of the horses had either horns or wings, and only the purple one had both.
  20. 20.
    >So she's either the boss or handicapped.
  21. 21.
    >You could've told her the truth back then, but telling someone you where from a different world seemed like too much.
  22. 22.
    "I- I just woke up here and don't know where or who I'am. Can you help me?"
  23. 23.
    >You even managed to cry a little bit and paw the ground with one of your hooves.
  24. 24.
    >Best scared little child ever, no surprise that she bought it.
  25. 25.
     
  26. 26.
     
  27. 27.
    "Holy sh-"
  28. 28.
    >You managed to shut your trap before purple heard you curse.
  29. 29.
    >The horse had led you to a tree, that was entirely made out of crystal.
  30. 30.
    >Apparently she also noticed you staring at the odd building.
  31. 31.
    >"This is where I life, the friendship castle!"
  32. 32.
    >Wow, ok sure, that answered everything. Oh wait, no it didn't you had even more questions!
  33. 33.
    >However the 'ruler of friendship' just smiled at you happily, as if all questions had just been answered.
  34. 34.
    >You still weren't sure if she was just handicapped or not.
  35. 35.
    >Or she's pretty important and you're supposed to know her.
  36. 36.
    >Probably the first option.
  37. 37.
    >With way too many questions to pick one you decided to just go with it, you have time for that later.
  38. 38.
    >The inside looked pretty much like the outside.
  39. 39.
    >It is way to white and shiny for your taste, you just hoped they weren't forcing you to stay there.
  40. 40.
    >"I will go get my friends, my assistant will show you around the castle. SPIKE, WE HAVE A GUEST!!!"
  41. 41.
    >O U C H
  42. 42.
    >Ears are overrated anyways, who needs them?
  43. 43.
    >To your surprise the creature that emerges from one of the doors is not a pony, but a lizard your size.
  44. 44.
    >"Spike, please show our guest around the castle while I get Rarity and the others."
  45. 45.
    >Spike opened his mouth to retort, but Purple was already gone and slammed the doors behind her.
  46. 46.
    >He glared at the doors before adressing you with a smile.
  47. 47.
    >"Did your parents just move here? I don't remember seeing you around Ponyville."
  48. 48.
    >3...2...1...ACTION!
  49. 49.
    "No, I suddenly woke up in a patch of grass, *sob* and I don't remember anything."
  50. 50.
    >The lizard Spike gave you a look of sincere empathy.
  51. 51.
    >These creatures are way to easy to mess with.
  52. 52.
    >"Don't worry, if theres one pony that can help you it's Twilight. Now follow me please."
  53. 53.
    >So they are not just horses but ponys, good to know.
  54. 54.
    >The castle was insanely big so you only remembered the way to the library and the kitchen.
  55. 55.
     
  56. 56.
     
  57. 57.
    >"And this is the last room, with the thrones and the map of Equestria."
  58. 58.
    "So this land is called Equestria, and we are currently in a small village called Ponyville?"
  59. 59.
    >"Yep, you definitely hit your head hard, if you don't even remember Equestria."
  60. 60.
    >Thanks for pointing that out Spike.
  61. 61.
    "So what exactly are you?"
  62. 62.
    >"Oh right, I'am a dragon. But as you can see I'm still a child. There aren't many dragons that live with ponys."
  63. 63.
    "So is it normal for children to work as an assistant?"
  64. 64.
    >You really don't wanna practice child labour if possible.
  65. 65.
    >Life is already difficult enough being a tiny pone.
  66. 66.
    >Not to mention the whole gender swap.
  67. 67.
    >He chuckles at that "No, I'm pretty much doing it out of my own will."
  68. 68.
    >So he's a masochist.
  69. 69.
    "What's with someponys having wings and/or horns?"
  70. 70.
    >You where just a normal pony sadly.
  71. 71.
    >"Well, earthponys like you are pretty strong and can work better with plants.
  72. 72.
    >Pegasi can fly and are agile, and unicorns have magic."
  73. 73.
    >Of course you ended up with the worst one.
  74. 74.
    "And the butt tattoos?"
  75. 75.
    >All of the adults you saw had some kind of symbol on their butts.
  76. 76.
    >"You mean your cutie mark?"
  77. 77.
    >He pointed to your butt, rude!
  78. 78.
    >Oh wait, now that you looked at it, you got one too.
  79. 79.
    >And it's a question mark.
  80. 80.
    "Is that supposed to mean something?"
  81. 81.
    >"You get it after finding your talent. When have you gotten it?"
  82. 82.
    "Can't remember, remember?"
  83. 83.
    >"Oh, right. Maybe you're good at asking questions?"
  84. 84.
    >That earned him a glare from you.
  85. 85.
    >Of course you have a questionmark on your flank, cause this new world hates you just as much as your old one.
  86. 86.
    >Suddenly purple stormed into the room, clearly exhausted.
  87. 87.
    >"Great news everypony! I already found a new place to stay for our guest!"
  88. 88.
    >Before you could even ask where you would stay for the night, you had been introduced to your new parents.
  89. 89.
     
  90. 90.
     
  91. 91.
    >This all seems like it happened a long time ago.
  92. 92.
    >Technically it was yesterday but still, a long time for a filly.
  93. 93.
    >You were a bit stumped that purple was able to hook you up with parents so fast.
  94. 94.
    >But then again what did you expect they would do to a little lost foal?
  95. 95.
    >Apparently there was a pony couple that always wanted to adopt.
  96. 96.
    >Ponyville is too small for an orphanage though.
  97. 97.
    >But they didn't want to move to the big city either.
  98. 98.
    >At least they seemed to be nice so far, and the room with a little bed, wardrobe and cupboard is all yours.
  99. 99.
    >Of course purple is still searching for your real parents, but you have a feeling that she's not gonna find anyone.
  100. 100.
    >Groaning at the sun that is currently roasting your sleeping body to an uncomfortable degree, you try to get out of your bed.
  101. 101.
    >You jump a little, trying to get on all four hooves at once.
  102. 102.
    >That was a mistake, but no one sees you looking like a drunk before you regain balance.
  103. 103.
    >Now where are your clothes...
  104. 104.
    >Right, not having to wear anything is something you're gonna have to get used to.
  105. 105.
    >Your room is upstairs, but thankfully so is the bathroom.
  106. 106.
    >After all that drama you can't wait to finally get a good look at yourself.
  107. 107.
    >And what looks curiously at you in the mirror sure is a cute green little filly, with black hair and matching big green eyes.
  108. 108.
    >Damn you're like cuteness weaponized.
  109. 109.
    >Getting on two hooves against the sink, you examine your other features.
  110. 110.
    >Yep, thats both a slit and two nipples.
  111. 111.
    >You give them a little touch with one of your front hooves.
  112. 112.
    >Your teats dont look very developed but touching them gives you a small shudder of arousal.
  113. 113.
    >The slit is something else tough.
  114. 114.
    >Even your small touch sends a jolt of pleasure to your brain.
  115. 115.
    >And you can already see a small leak running down your thigs.
  116. 116.
    >Now is not the time however.
  117. 117.
     
  118. 118.
     
  119. 119.
    >Masturbation can be done later, but theres only one first day.
  120. 120.
    >From what you've seen this place seems to be way better than earth.
  121. 121.
    >You want to stay in this strange new world if possible.
  122. 122.
    >And for that you have to make a good impression on your new parents.
  123. 123.
    >All they did was introduce themselves to you and show you all the rooms.
  124. 124.
    >It was already late, so they didn't even had the time to ask your name.
  125. 125.
    >Purple also told them that you don't remember anything.
  126. 126.
    >Considering just how different pony-names are, you should probably choose a new one.
  127. 127.
    >Something with green...you figure the rest out later.
  128. 128.
    >You start to fumble with a brush designed for ponys.
  129. 129.
    >After making sure you look your cutest, you decide to head down.
  130. 130.
    >As you reach the stairs a delicious smell hits your muzzle.
  131. 131.
    >Realizing that you haven't eaten yet, you quickly trot downstairs.
  132. 132.
    >Well as quickly as you can at least.
  133. 133.
     
  134. 134.
     
  135. 135.
    >Upon entering the kitchen you are greeted by the sight of a beige colored pony with a blue and pink mane.
  136. 136.
    >She is currently frying some vegetables in a pan, the source of the delectable smell.
  137. 137.
    >At the table to your right, sits another pony with a mint coat, and a white and mint colored mane.
  138. 138.
    >Their names are Bon Bon and Lyra Heartstrings, your new family.
  139. 139.
    >Bon Bon seems to be preparing roasted carrots with some spices.
  140. 140.
    >While oggling the food, Lyra doesn't seem to take note of you.
  141. 141.
    >Seems like she's also busy oggling the food.
  142. 142.
    >No, she's actually oggling the cook.
  143. 143.
    >The butt to be precise.
  144. 144.
    >That is a nice plump butt though.
  145. 145.
    >And a cutie mark with three sweets?
  146. 146.
    >Sweet.
  147. 147.
    >Staring at the butt of an adult horse that happens to be your legal guardian is something you can check of your list.
  148. 148.
    >Now you only have to find a girlfriend.
  149. 149.
    >Why is the most difficult one always the last one?
  150. 150.
    >You should probably stop staring like that.
  151. 151.
    >The last thing you want is two lesbian mares questioning you how much you know about sex.
  152. 152.
    >Not to mention you're not really sure about your own sexuality.
  153. 153.
    >It seems like your libido got reduced.
  154. 154.
    >At least just thinking about it doesn't do it for you anymore.
  155. 155.
    >Stupid underdeveloped female body.
  156. 156.
    >And you got off topic, still staring.
  157. 157.
    >You walk over to Lyra and take the stool next to her.
  158. 158.
    >Bon Bon is finished with cooking and puts the carrots on three plates.
  159. 159.
    >She takes one with the mouth.
  160. 160.
    >Another with her fronthoove, and somehow balances one on her head.
  161. 161.
    >She then turns around and looks at you with a soft and caring expression.
  162. 162.
    >And proceeds to glare at Lyra, who is still staring at her butt.
  163. 163.
    >Lyra answers with wiggling her eyebrows, which prompts Bon Bon to blush and motion her head towards you.
  164. 164.
     
  165. 165.
     
  166. 166.
    >"What? Can't I appreciate the nice behind of my wife?"
  167. 167.
    >And here you where worried about your first impression.
  168. 168.
    >Bon Bon groans and nudges some more in your direction.
  169. 169.
    >"Is there something stuck between my teeth?"
  170. 170.
    >Responds the now cross eyed mint-pony as she focuses on searching trough her teeth with her tongue.
  171. 171.
    >You can already tell that this is going to be great.
  172. 172.
    >Bon gives up and sets the table.
  173. 173.
    >She seats herself on the opposite side from Lyra.
  174. 174.
    >"How was your first night?"
  175. 175.
    "Pre-"
  176. 176.
    >"It was fine, but you really did a number on me there. I just hope our 'daughter' didn't hear us.
  177. 177.
    >Next time you wanna try out something else, at least start slow."
  178. 178.
    >DONT LAUGH, KEEP HER GOING.
  179. 179.
    >"Overall I'd rate it an eight out of ten. The vibration function was neat."
  180. 180.
    >Bon Bon just stares at her slack-jawed.
  181. 181.
    >Her whole head is starting to turn red now.
  182. 182.
    >"Are you acting shy now? I coult get 'behind' that.~"
  183. 183.
    >"LYRA!"
  184. 184.
    >"WHAT!?"
  185. 185.
    >"I love you, but you are the DUMBEST pony in all of Equestria! LOOK TO YOUR LEFT!"
  186. 186.
    >Lyra snaps her head to her left and glares at you angrily.
  187. 187.
    >Then her face slowly drains of colour and her eyes start to bug out.
  188. 188.
    >By now she looks like someone making eye contact with a ghost.
  189. 189.
    >And the dam breaks.
  190. 190.
    >You don't remember falling on the floor in your fit of laughter.
  191. 191.
    >The pain and struggle for air was taking up your whole attention.
  192. 192.
    >Wiping the tears away you slowly sit up again.
  193. 193.
    >Bon Bon resorted to murder her carrots, while Lyra has seemingly lost her appetite.
  194. 194.
    >Taking a bite yourself, and damn these carrots are good.
  195. 195.
    >The taste is different from what you are used to as a human, but in a good way.
  196. 196.
    >Besides the sound of eating there's only silence.
  197. 197.
    >Perhaps you should ease the tention a bit.
  198. 198.
    "Thank you for taking me in on such a short notice mrs. Bon Bon."
  199. 199.
    >"Nothing worth thanking me for. Honestly I have to thank you.
  200. 200.
    >You take all of this incredibly well. I'm sure that princess Twilight will find your parents."
  201. 201.
    >Princess? That explains the castle.
  202. 202.
     
  203. 203.
     
  204. 204.
    >Well since purple won't find anything, might as well live with these two.
  205. 205.
    >First you need to win them over, slowly.
  206. 206.
    >Nah, too much work.
  207. 207.
    >Purple said they always wanted children, right?
  208. 208.
    "Since I'm living here, could I call you mom?"
  209. 209.
    >Tugging at her heartstrings!
  210. 210.
    >"Well if you want to, I mean I'm not stopping you, I- of course!"
  211. 211.
    >She's at the brink of tears now, looks like you hit a nerve.
  212. 212.
    "Thanks mom."
  213. 213.
    >A single tear runs down her face as she gets around the table.
  214. 214.
    >Now in front of you, she stands up and is trying to hug you.
  215. 215.
    >Before she can get close enough, Lyra finds her voice again.
  216. 216.
    >"Does that mean that I'm the dad?"
  217. 217.
    >And she fucking kills the mood.
  218. 218.
    >You and Bon Bon cringe.
  219. 219.
    >You just got hugblocked.
  220. 220.
    >"No, you are not the dad."
  221. 221.
    >"But what else? She can't have two moms."
  222. 222.
    >"Yes she can. Congratulations you're a mom."
  223. 223.
    "Can I be a mom too?"
  224. 224.
    >She walked right into that one.
  225. 225.
    >"When you're older, more responsible and married. Lyra is an exception."
  226. 226.
    >"Hey! Okay, I kinda deserved that."
  227. 227.
    >Time to ask some general questions.
  228. 228.
    "So, what are you usually doing?"
  229. 229.
    >"Bon Bon has her own candy shop, and I'am a musician.
  230. 230.
    >Guess what instrument I play."
  231. 231.
    >Her butt shows a lyre.
  232. 232.
    "A lyre?"
  233. 233.
    >"Yep. Besides that we usually just hang around ponyville and spend time together."
  234. 234.
    >A sudden realization hits you.
  235. 235.
    "So am I going to school now or...?"
  236. 236.
    >"First, we need to go to the doctor and the castle to get you checked up.
  237. 237.
    >Me and Lyra are taking the day off, so you don't have to worry about anything."
  238. 238.
    >"We will be there in case Twilight starts lecturing you."
  239. 239.
    >Oh what joy.
  240. 240.
    >"You'll have to go to school tomorrow. Twilight should have told Cheerilee, your future teacher, about it by now."
  241. 241.
    >Kinda nice, not having to worry about most stuff.
  242. 242.
    >Of course you still worry.
  243. 243.
    >Just thinking about all the vaccinations you are going to get...
  244. 244.
    >Happy thoughts anon, happy thoughts.
  245. 245.
    >School could be fun. Probably. Maybe.
  246. 246.
    >Theres a first time for everything.
  247. 247.
     
  248. 248.
     
  249. 249.
    >You stand up while Lyra clears the table.
  250. 250.
    >Together you all make your way towards the hospital.
  251. 251.
    >Unlike yesterday you now have the time to appreciate the world around you.
  252. 252.
    >Which means that you are shielding your eyes from all the bright colours.
  253. 253.
    >The sun is almost at its peak now.
  254. 254.
    >It already looked colourfull when you arrived.
  255. 255.
    >But now you can swear the world is out to blind you.
  256. 256.
    >You manage to get almost used to it when you arrive.
  257. 257.
    >The receptionist is a red haired pony nurse.
  258. 258.
    >"What can I do for you?"
  259. 259.
    >"We have an appointment for our little filly here. The one the princess mentioned?"
  260. 260.
    >"Ah, yes. Lost filly with amnesia. Please follow me."
  261. 261.
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  262. 262.
    "Well that was reassuring"
  263. 263.
    >The doctor had no idea what was wrong with you.
  264. 264.
    >Apparently everything was normal for a filly, except for your brain.
  265. 265.
    >Turns out these ponys have those futuristic scanners and x-rays.
  266. 266.
    >For a reason he couldn't explain it was fully developed, yet the size of a fillys.
  267. 267.
    >No signs of amnesia though.
  268. 268.
    >He stated that it has to be mentally related.
  269. 269.
    >At least he could determine that there was something wrong with you.
  270. 270.
    >"I still can't believe you just shruged that syringe off like it was nothing."
  271. 271.
    >"Not every filly is a crybaby like you Lyra."
  272. 272.
    >"You told me you always cried when you where getting them too."
  273. 273.
    >And that also happened.
  274. 274.
    >Honestly there was only one illness that needed to get you vaccinated.
  275. 275.
    >And you even got a lolly because you didn't throw a fit.
  276. 276.
    >Strawberry flavor hmmmmmm~.
  277. 277.
    >Now it was twilight time.
  278. 278.
    >Spike was already at the door.
  279. 279.
    >"Lyra, Bon Bon and the forgetful filly. Twilight is waiting in the library, just follow me."
  280. 280.
    >Forgetful filly?
  281. 281.
    >If that sticks, you can't guarantee for Spikes safety.
  282. 282.
    >You really need to choose a name.
  283. 283.
    >In the library the purple princess was, what surprise, reading a book.
  284. 284.
     
  285. 285.
     
  286. 286.
    >What really got your attention though was her completely disheveled mane.
  287. 287.
    >She even has bags under her eyes.
  288. 288.
    "Wow purple you look like sh-...poop."
  289. 289.
    >Oh god that was awful.
  290. 290.
    >"I'd say she looks like shit."
  291. 291.
    >"LYRA!"
  292. 292.
    >Holy shit you can't breathe anymore.
  293. 293.
    >Is this going to happen everyday?
  294. 294.
    >"Can you two please not insult Twilight? Oh and please stop killing the filly."
  295. 295.
    >"It's okay Bony, I'm used to Lyra by now."
  296. 296.
    "haha...ugh..*cough*..Bony?"
  297. 297.
    >"Anyway, you told us to come here. Sooo..."
  298. 298.
    >"Right, I'll have to test your daughter on potential curses and other magical anomalys.
  299. 299.
    >And we need a name for her, unless you want to call her the filly all the time."
  300. 300.
    >Lyra chimes in at that one.
  301. 301.
    >"OH OH I have one!"
  302. 302.
    "Nonononono I want to choose my own name."
  303. 303.
    >She slumps down dissapointed.
  304. 304.
    >Sorry mint mom.
  305. 305.
    >But if you gonna end up with a stupid pony name, it's gonna be your stupid pony name.
  306. 306.
    >"Alright, how do you wanna be called?"
  307. 307.
    >Damnit, you still haven't actually thought one up.
  308. 308.
    >Green, green, green.. no bad brain go away Grinch you're not helping.
  309. 309.
    >Wait is that a hornet outside of the window?
  310. 310.
    >Nah thats a bee.
  311. 311.
    >Wait Green Hornet.
  312. 312.
    "Green Hornet."
  313. 313.
    >That actually sounds good.
  314. 314.
    >Yeah thats a good one.
  315. 315.
    >You look up at them to see...
  316. 316.
    >Confusion.
  317. 317.
    >And you are met with silence.
  318. 318.
    "You don't like it?"
  319. 319.
    >With your luck 'green hornet' is some kind of insult.
  320. 320.
    >Bony is the first to respond.
  321. 321.
    >"No, it's just an unexpected one. I guess you're going with a name that describes your appearance?"
  322. 322.
    >Last time you checked, you didn't look like an insect.
  323. 323.
    >And Lyras talking again.
  324. 324.
    >"Yeah, cause you're green and...errrr...ugh...."
  325. 325.
    >How do you always end up breaking her?
  326. 326.
     
  327. 327.
     
  328. 328.
    >While she has her mental breakdown, a strange sensation comes over you.
  329. 329.
    >It's like that itch on the back of the head when someone watches you, only on every part of your body.
  330. 330.
    >You can see a strange glow surrounding you.
  331. 331.
    >The same glow that purples horn now emits.
  332. 332.
    >This must be her detection spell.
  333. 333.
    >So she is looking trough every fiber of your being with magic.
  334. 334.
    >Thats a scary thought.
  335. 335.
    >Now you can finally relate to Frodo from LotR.
  336. 336.
    >In more than just one way.
  337. 337.
    >Great, now you got yourself to imagine her as Sauron.
  338. 338.
    >Cause that makes the situation better.
  339. 339.
    >The giant fiery red and snake-like single eye staring at you, not just the body but the soul.
  340. 340.
    >Never twitching, always watching.
  341. 341.
    >Then it just stops.
  342. 342.
    >Seem like she's finished and-
  343. 343.
    "Why are you looking at me like that?"
  344. 344.
    >You can see that she is scared, but also intrigued?
  345. 345.
    >"Twilight, what did you find? Don't worry we can take it."
  346. 346.
    >Bon seems to be worried now.
  347. 347.
    >You can hear purple whisper something.
  348. 348.
    >"Never twitching, always watching."
  349. 349.
    >....seriously purple?
  350. 350.
    >She detected your thoughts.
  351. 351.
    >That's some messed up shit.
  352. 352.
    >And just as you had to think about a personification of pure evil.
  353. 353.
    >"Twilight? What's wrong?"
  354. 354.
    >"Sorry, I just.. wasn't expecting so much.. evil."
  355. 355.
    >Welp, you had a good run.
  356. 356.
    >Almost two full days in horseland.
  357. 357.
    >Definitely a new record as far as you know.
  358. 358.
    >"Evil her? Wait she can't be a changeling right?"
  359. 359.
    >Awhatnow?
  360. 360.
    >"Not like that. It was not something with her body. As far as I'm concerned she's a healthy female little filly"
  361. 361.
    >Way to rub it in.
  362. 362.
    >"It's what I saw in her mind that bothers me.
  363. 363.
    >I saw something concerning. Probably the reason for her amnesia.
  364. 364.
    >But I don't want to mention it in front of her.
  365. 365.
    >I have to discuss this with my friends first.
  366. 366.
    >We will meet you in the castle while Hornet is at school."
  367. 367.
     
  368. 368.
     
  369. 369.
    >You would object to that if you didn't already know what she was on about.
  370. 370.
    >"I have to *yawn* go and inform Celestia about this."
  371. 371.
    >She looks even more beat, now that she performed her spell.
  372. 372.
    >You wonder who this Celestia is.
  373. 373.
    >Probably someone important.
  374. 374.
    >And with that purple leaves the room to begin her glorious quest.
  375. 375.
    >To find and bring Sauron to justice with her fellowship of friendship.
  376. 376.
    >Almost feels bad to screw with her like that.
  377. 377.
    >Almost.
  378. 378.
    >At least she thinks it was something hidden inside your mind.
  379. 379.
    >With that comes another concern.
  380. 380.
    >Even a magical princess isn't able to tell you didn't used to be like this.
  381. 381.
    >Hell, she can't even tell you don't actually have amnesia.
  382. 382.
    >Again all that botheres them is your brain, plus the knowledge and memorys inside of it.
  383. 383.
    >The part that makes you human.
  384. 384.
    >Or at least remember the life of one.
  385. 385.
    >Thinking like this isn't going to get you anywhere.
  386. 386.
    "What else are we going to do today?"
  387. 387.
    >Your comment causes them to awake from the stupor purples words caused.
  388. 388.
    >They both seemed angry, but now they're looking at you with obviously fake smiles.
  389. 389.
    >"How about we go to my shop and get us all some candy?"
  390. 390.
    >That gets a 'yay' and a huge smile out of both you and Lyra.
  391. 391.
    >You completely forgot that she said she's the owner of a candy shop.
  392. 392.
    >Will you ever be able to forgive yourself for such a sin?
  393. 393.
    >What kind of sweets do ponys even eat besides lollies?
  394. 394.
    >After an uneventfull walk you arrive at a small little house.
  395. 395.
    >If not for the sign reading 'Sweetie Drops Candies', you would've guessed it was someones home.
  396. 396.
    >You follow Bon Bon to the back where she produces a key from a lose brick.
  397. 397.
    >Clever.
  398. 398.
    >Upon entering you are greeted with the wonderfull smells of sugar and chocolate.
  399. 399.
    >"Welcome to Sweetie Drops Candies, where all your sweetest dreams come true!"
  400. 400.
    >Even Bony has that huge grin that you and Lyra are sporting.
  401. 401.
    >You are all standing in the storage room, probably right behind the counter.
  402. 402.
     
  403. 403.
     
  404. 404.
    >Lyra already claimed a box of 'Chocolate Mint-Bits'.
  405. 405.
    >"I hope they are freshly minted."
  406. 406.
    >Bon Bon giggles.
  407. 407.
    >You just roll your eyes at their silliness.
  408. 408.
    >What are you feeling like today?
  409. 409.
    >Loads of different gummies, chocolates and hard-candys.
  410. 410.
    >You already had a lolly, and you don't know how to eat chocolate with hooves.
  411. 411.
    >Gummies it is.
  412. 412.
    >You grab the bag nearest to you 'Berry-Gums'.
  413. 413.
    >Almost sounds like you're going to eat a pony.
  414. 414.
    >The soft berry shaped gums taste like raspberry.
  415. 415.
    >Bony decided to eat Lyras chocolate mints.
  416. 416.
    >Much to her approval, as she is giving her bedroom eyes.
  417. 417.
    >Bony playfully punches her and whispers something.
  418. 418.
    >"Stop hitting on me in front of Hornet, she's still an innocent little filly."
  419. 419.
    >"She clearly has some idea of it, the way she laughed about me this morning."
  420. 420.
    "Ahem"
  421. 421.
    >Like deer in a headlight.
  422. 422.
    "She is right, I already know about that stuff."
  423. 423.
    >Now they look curious.
  424. 424.
    >"How much on a skala from one to ten?"
  425. 425.
    >"Please Lyra, she has amnesia. As if she only-"
  426. 426.
    "Ten"
  427. 427.
    >Bon Bon is visibly taken aback by that.
  428. 428.
    >"Mares, stallions or both?"
  429. 429.
    >"Are we really having this conversation now?"
  430. 430.
    >You used to be a straight male.
  431. 431.
    "I think mares so lesbian, but I could be something else for all I know. Haven't had the chance to test it."
  432. 432.
    >"Don't you worry, you can always ask mommy Lyra if you ever need help or advice."
  433. 433.
    >"Cause you are clearly an expert."
  434. 434.
    >"I got married didn't I?"
  435. 435.
    >And they're arguing.
  436. 436.
    >"We where best friends for years before you managed to realize your feelings!"
  437. 437.
    >"Love isn't easy, you know?!"
  438. 438.
    >This isn't going anywhere.
  439. 439.
    >Good as time as any to think about tomorrow.
  440. 440.
    >How will school be?
  441. 441.
    >You definitely need to act a lot more childish to get along with the other kids.
  442. 442.
    >"I waited for you to make the first move, only to end up doing it myself!"
  443. 443.
    >"Well I didn't know that, I was waiting for you!"
  444. 444.
    >Clothes would be nice too.
  445. 445.
    >Even if you don't need them, you're just used to wearing something.
  446. 446.
    >"Wait, why are we talking again?"
  447. 447.
     
  448. 448.
     
  449. 449.
    >"Something with me helping Hornet."
  450. 450.
    >That's your cue.
  451. 451.
    "For help and advice on my love life."
  452. 452.
    >"Right, how about we stop talking about that and get a proper meal?"
  453. 453.
    "Sure."
  454. 454.
    >"Fine with me."
  455. 455.
    --------------------------------------
  456. 456.
    >Flowers.
  457. 457.
    >Dried buttercups to be precise.
  458. 458.
    >Should've expected that.
  459. 459.
    >Fucking flowers on bread is apparently a real dish for these ponys.
  460. 460.
    >It may even be tasty, considering your new taste buds.
  461. 461.
    >Your brain is still telling you that flowers aren't food.
  462. 462.
    >Food for animals not sapient beings, horses or not.
  463. 463.
    >"The sandwich isn't poisoned you silly filly."
  464. 464.
    >Only cause the flowers are dried.
  465. 465.
    >Now that you look more closely, there even seems to be grass in it.
  466. 466.
    >Here goes nothing.
  467. 467.
    >You take a bite and it actually tastes good.
  468. 468.
    >Like butter but not as strong.
  469. 469.
    >The grass gives it some crunch as well as a more rich taste.
  470. 470.
    >Still a bit bland though.
  471. 471.
    >This time Lyra is the first to talk.
  472. 472.
    >"So I take it you don't remember eating flowers but other stuff? Thats weird."
  473. 473.
    "Losing your memory is guaranteed to be weird."
  474. 474.
    >"I guess that's true."
  475. 475.
    >Silence and eating.
  476. 476.
    "Ummmm.. nice weather we're having."
  477. 477.
    >That's a nice harmless topic.
  478. 478.
    >Bon Bon responds.
  479. 479.
    >"I dunno, the local pegasi missed the last rain.
  480. 480.
    >Applejack lost part of her harvest because of it.
  481. 481.
    >You can guess how that went down.
  482. 482.
    >And today there where suposed to be some clouds.
  483. 483.
    >Guess Cloudsdale has some problems with their machinery again.
  484. 484.
    >All in all you could say it's alright."
  485. 485.
    >Oooookaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy then.
  486. 486.
    >Lesson learned: In horseland even weather is being controlled.
  487. 487.
    "I'm just gonna pretend I understood that."
  488. 488.
    >"Ops, sorry. Rambled there for a bit."

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