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  1. Anonfilly Contest
  2. >The asylum doesn't have too many inmates. Calling it an insane asylum is almost hysterical due to the small size of the place. Equestrians know how to do proper thematic architecture, and the fact it's an old time style one with mind numbing wall paper scared me. Lobotomies were also common during that age as a cure all.
  3. >They diagnosed me with chronic cutie mark mystery syndrome, and a pony personality disconnect with magical proof that I was always a pony.
  4. >The first bit, compelled the pony to do their special talent even though they don't know what it is. Apparently in historical times they considered it a form of cutie pox. They don't know how to help them.
  5. >A pony could have a computer as a cutie mark way back then after a dream. They don't quite recover from the fact that possibly only in their dreams they can do their special talent. Sometimes not even then. The only choice is to sleep for a long time to do it. The cause is unknown, but it's twofold.
  6. >Advanced, or unknown cutie mark, and being compelled to do it.
  7. >The second pony personality disconnect, is much rarer, but did occur.
  8. >The normal procedures is to see if the claim is true.
  9. >Revert them if possible.
  10. >Integrate them into the herd so to speak.
  11. >Try to cure them of their mental illness otherwise.
  12. >Others like me have entered Equestria as well. Looking exactly the same is a recipe to be blasted for being a clone. Wisely they got different outfits, and fled after seeing me be incarcerated.
  13. >I hope they made it. We have a job to do. Such a deadly important task is at hand.
  14. >"Anonymous! It's dinner time, we have some celery this time."
  15. "Thank you very much Nurse Warm Heart!"
  16. >Cooking, exercise, and reading. The only real things I can do in this place. It's been keeping me sane. Well, as sane as near isolation can be. A few fleeting activities float in, and out of circulation.
  17. >Years.
  18. >I have been in here for years. No longer a wee babe. A nearly pubescent mare.
  19. >Muscle rippled through my figure walking through the now open door. I could have relaxed, and take it easy here. It really isn't all that bad either.
  20. >I've been suggesting a renovation with the crazy bin for a while. They don't quite disagree, but it seems too strange to implement. Too ambitious, and doesn't line up with what they know about pony psychology. It doesn't help that my cutie mark is a Question Mark.
  21. >The one way mirror in the room lacks any privacy, but it is one of the few rooms. They thought a young filly shouldn't have to see the crazies while healing.
  22. >"Please call me Heart dear. I've known you for a long time ever since you came here."
  23. >Kicking, and screaming. Of imaginary creatures, and tall tales too extraordinary to be true.
  24. >To date nobody leaves the mental correction facility.
  25. >"Oh! Before I forget here is some mail for you. A letter."
  26. "Thank you Heart! I'll read it after supper is made."
  27. >Times might have gotten really bad if they sent a letter now.
  28. >Firstly, cooking food.
  29. >The halls with different wall paper blending into each other. Leading to the kitchen, and mess hall.
  30. >It's too enclosed for my tastes. Too many bad things could happen if a fire broke out.
  31. >Pre-cut vegetables. The chef already hard at work.
  32. >The only good thing about having so few inmates. Actually having a chef that stays around is nice.
  33. "Chef Flambé what do you need help with?"
  34. >"Anonymous, you came at a good time. Skin, and mash some of these potatoes. We have cheese this time as well. It's practically a feast."
  35.  
  36. >Dinner was surprisingly good. Even through eating potatoes, with a few variations over the years, is nearly sickening. I'm tired of potatoes for all three meals.
  37. >The letter!
  38. >Yes.
  39. >Dear, Anonymous due to excellent behavior, and embracing the spirit of pony values...
  40. >We have concluded that further time here would be better spent making friends your own age outside...
  41. >For your services as a positive pillar of the community in the correctional facility we award you a scholarship to...
  42. >Hunh, that's it.
  43. >Just like that I don't have to be here.
  44. >I hope they are still alive after all this time. Doing the task alone would suck immensely.
  45.  
  46.  
  47.  
  48. Sweet Celestia!
  49. >Be Fake 'Princess Celestia'
  50. "-erm hello good lookin'?"
  51. >The goddess' brow raised slightly.
  52. >It's almost a dream come true.
  53. >"You aren't a changling."
  54. >Damn Celestia looks sexxy so serious like that.
  55. >It's not everyday you wake up in bed with a totally pretty pony. It's not like me becoming the same pretty princess pony is normal.
  56. "I-"
  57. >A [p]pop[/p]. A taste of [p]pink[/p], then another Celestia materialized under the cozy bedsheets.
  58. >"Charlie? The fuck you'd do? My everything hurts."
  59. >Another [p]pop[/p]. I can't ever forget the taste of [p]pink[/p].
  60. >The real Celestia's face paled. An ashen grey compared to her white stunning coat.
  61. >Another Celestia spooning the previous one.
  62. >"Ching chang chong."
  63. >"Charlie!? What the f-f-f-buck happened to my hands!"
  64. "How long will this keep going for?"
  65. >The door to the royal bed chamber opens as a young purple unicorn pokes her head in.
  66. >"Princess?"
  67. >Gasping she dashes to Celestia.
  68. >"My wish came true! Yes! Yes!-"
  69. >Hopping on the bed.
  70. >"-Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!-"
  71. >A [p]pop[/p], and the bed started to ominously creak.
  72.  
  73. >"I'm not a gre-hee-he-en filly!"
  74. >A Celestia was pouting.
  75. >"At least your a qt."
  76. >"No u!"
  77. >"How can I romance my waifu now?!"
  78. >"Twilight can't be my momfu..."
  79. >"I do all ze magics! Mwahahaha!"
  80. >Have to keep an eye on that one.
  81. >"Hah! I'm surrounded by mine! Even if you guys aren't her."
  82.  
  83. >"Yay! Read me this book now?"
  84. >"Nnnoooo?"
  85. >"Pwease?"
  86. >"Oh alright."
  87. "Dawww."
  88.  
  89. >"Here's the track of land as promised."
  90. >"Here's to Sunbuttville!"
  91. >"I thought we agreed to Celestial city?"
  92. >"Wasn't it sun city?"
  93.  
  94. >2,000 Celestias.
  95. >[p]Pop[/p].
  96. >Roughly 2,000 Celestias.
  97. >With enough magic in total to completely vaporize a city.
  98. >A mega city with enough voodoo wibbly wobbly mana to spare.
  99.  
  100. >"Hey! I'm you, but I only posted that one thing."
  101. >6,000 Celestias.
  102. >They are from every post.
  103. >The bot spam Celestias are nearly brain dead magically powerful batteries. With other uses.
  104. >Glow in the dark agents were freaking out.
  105. >The Shills... well...
  106. >Heh, We don't talk about them.
  107. >On the plus side Celestia's alicorn physiology is completely documented.
  108.  
  109. >A third of a million alicorns more or less.
  110.  
  111. "Lurkers are here! The lurkers are here!"
  112. >"Contentfags do not dispair!"
  113. >Twilight, honorary shitposter, Sparkle's eyes glued to the madness unfolding.
  114. >"Is this a reenactment?"
  115. "Of sorts. Getting the glowniggers the right shade of green took much more effort than any of us expected."
  116.  
  117.  
  118.  
  119. ChaosQuest (Discords tasks)
  120. >Be Anonymous
  121. >I'm on the prowl. A very important aspect of how this hunt goes. Prowling.
  122. >Elbows digging deep into the mud with (eurgh) bugs, weeds, and creey crawlies. Crawling through the tall enough grass.
  123. >Have to soldier on through.
  124. >Fingers clawing earth; anchoring myself to the ground.
  125. >A cool autumn's day. A Whispering breeze flashes through the trees, and grass.
  126. >I'm ready.
  127. >Palms sweaty.
  128. >Psalms of spaghetti leaking out.
  129. >I can't stop it now.
  130. >Mulberry bush never suspected a thing as I impaled myself on it's fragile technicolor form.
  131. >Raviolis squirting out to the tune of a sloppy victory audio rip.
  132. >"Bravo. Well played."
  133. >A musical record disc now in my hands! MwahahHAHA!
  134. >"I know you all are desperate for Earth paraphernalia, but what really made you do this in the first place?"
  135. >Was it the crippling desire to make a new home in the alien land?
  136. >A compulsion to accept any quest?
  137. >An unearthed fetish?
  138. >Boredom?
  139. >Ah!
  140. "Being an agent of Chaos has good dental."
  141. >It might be the quippy one liners, or the social stigma of being essentially superman...
  142. >The griffs weren't even being like the soap and lampshade kin... some were, but not enough to warrant another holololol.
  143. >Magical beasts just didn't rampage around anymore...
  144. >The last villain was swarmed with shitposters. I never even got near 'em that time.
  145. >This is a time of great peace, and it's driving me insane.
  146. >Sure I could have just stayed inside, and do a hobby. Magic through awakened an itch inside me.
  147. >Inside us all.
  148. >And the dental plan really was killer.
  149. >A horror slasher kind of killer, but it really is great.
  150. >I may be covered in mud, mystery sauce, and a little bit of shame. But! This will be great for the reunion.
  151. "See yo-"
  152. >Hunh he already left at some point. Internal monologues aside getting clean.
  153.  
  154. >"What music did you bring writefag?"
  155. "A high quality Discord reproduction from Earth."
  156. >"Let's hear it then. Hopefully you didn't pick trash."
  157. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
  158.  
  159. "And that is how I lost my medical license."
  160. >The tangerine pony therapist stops for a moment. Shock easily read on her face.
  161. >"You're a doctor?!"
  162. "Well no, but it does make getting alcohol, meat, and salt much easier."
  163. >Her pen seemed to have snapped.
  164.  
  165. "Discord? You have another quest ready? I need another medical license."
  166.  
  167.  
  168.  
  169. The spooky Pinkie and Anon story
  170. >Today's a great day in ponytown!
  171. >The sun is shining. Sky is picturesque as always. Hard working ponies going about their day.
  172. >Feels good man.
  173. >Purple's shifting books in order of amount of pages.
  174. >Background pony is still obsessed with apples.
  175. >Erm three other ponies... doing normal pony stuff...
  176. >Finally Pinkie Pie best pony, and man's best friend!
  177. >"Nonny!"
  178. "Pinkie!"
  179. >Ponks has actually been walking normally around me barely a hop, or a skip. The surprise hugs are- were a bit strange, but the physical contact made everything better.
  180. >"I've got a cupcake with your name on it mister."
  181. >Helps with readjusting to Equestria.
  182. >Without her I'm not sure where I'd be.
  183. "Thanks."
  184. >No words were needed, but saying them filled a spot in my heart.
  185. >Everything is alright.
  186.  
  187. "Ow! Fuck..."
  188. >Twilight's lab... beakers broken, and crystals cracked. Blackened burns mark the walls.
  189. >"A-Anonymous! Are you o... kay?"
  190. >Must've been helping her with a spell, but my head is splitting. Not just my head.
  191. "Ughh. Everything feels too tight."
  192. >A green hoof is in my vision.
  193. "Purple did you become green?"
  194. >"Oh my... Anonymous I'm so sorry."
  195.  
  196. >Hah must have been because I was a writefag!
  197. >I'm a green filly now.
  198. >I've lost a bit more, but...
  199. >Doesn't compare to the sting of losing my friend.
  200. >Pinkie must hate my guts I missed twister night. I Pinkie promised that too.
  201. >She's been keeping her distance. Eyes darting to the nearest exit when I get close.
  202. >Even with a picnic party with her friends she'll bolt if I get too close.
  203. >She does look happier though without me.
  204. >Skipping, and hopping everywhere with a big smile...
  205. >She sends letters full of platitudes, but the emptiness inside rubs raw especially when she's so close. Put of reach.
  206. >Heh, could have only have liked me for my body.
  207. >I can't let my friendship just fade away.
  208. >Not like back then.
  209. >I'll talk with her.
  210.  
  211. >Be Twilight Sparkle
  212. >Pinkie, and Anon are going through friendship troubles. What an understatement.
  213. >Her terror since he became a pony...
  214. >I've searched the books.
  215. >Untold hours of research.
  216. >A diary from Honey Pie, and reports from the psychologist Sick Mind.
  217. >If only I knew before...
  218. >Anon is going to see Pinkie...
  219. >He went hours ago.
  220. >Oh, buck.
  221.  
  222. >Be Pinkamena 'Pinkie' Diane Pie
  223. >Granny's warning of those bathed in the [i][g]wrong[/g][/i] color of the fake green...
  224. >Giggle at the ghosties...
  225. >"Pinkie dear, one of your friends is here-"
  226. "Ooo I which friend is it Applejack? Oh! Rarity?-"
  227. >The bedroom door opens. It's the demon.
  228. >The monster that consumed my friend Anon.
  229. >"Pinkie, I've come for yo-"
  230. >The eldritch false green glow licks the room.
  231. >Contamination, Corruption, Corrosive.
  232. >The world crumbling as creatures claw their way in.
  233. >Anon stopped them from invading, but now...
  234. >Backing into the corner.
  235. >An itch behind my eyes. To see what nopony else could see.
  236. >"Pinkie? Are you-"
  237. >It's coming closer! I'm trapped!
  238. >Days of my family's farm.
  239. >With Granny.
  240. >With Father, and Mother.
  241. >My Sisters.
  242. >Everypony I've met.
  243. >Rarity.
  244. >Fluttershy.
  245. >Applejack.
  246. >Rainbow Dash.
  247. >Twilight Sparkle.
  248. >Anon...
  249. >Anon kept then away, but it devised a plan to take the uncorruptable man.
  250. >My friend...
  251. >I have a mouth, but I can not scream.
  252. >Tears slide down as I look into what used to be my friends eyes.
  253. >It reaches to smother a twisted facsimile of a hug.
  254. >Cackling of the damned cascades.
  255.  
  256.  
  257.  
  258.  
  259. The Thingpone (Anonymous' plan)
  260. >Be Anonfilly
  261. >Everything might be fucked.
  262. >more importantly everyone might already be fucked.
  263. "Hey Anonymous listen to me man seriously don't go on a date with that thin- her!"
  264. >"Are you kidding shapeshifting waifu dude. Better than changelings."
  265. >your friend's voice drops to a whisper.
  266. >"We could restart the human race here."
  267. >That's what they all said.
  268. "Where'd all our friends go after dating it- her? Hunh!?"
  269. >"Look, Occult went to that spooky temple place for hands on research."
  270. "That faggot doesn't even like getting his hands dirty. Said she would send a letter, but nothing came."
  271. >weird newfag, but still…
  272. >"Riiight anyway."
  273. >"Kill yourself anon fucked off to the beach for 'life reevaluation'."
  274. "All the content fags are gone! All of them!"
  275. >"They moved on, and I'm sure they will be back."
  276. >ponies are looking at us strangely, but this is a matter of life and death.
  277. "What about all the fillies. Even the diaper, baby, and Twi fags are gone. Not with Twilight. Gone!"
  278. >"Honestly they timed their vacation fairly well so they wouldn't be alone."
  279. "The momfu fags have disappeared. Nobody knows where they went at all."
  280. >"Right, Celestia and-"
  281. "She's gone too. Celestia has missing ads on all the papers to this day."
  282. >"Well… alright that is a little bit strange. Ah shit I'm running late on my date."
  283. "Wait! No! Stop!"
  284. >Using every bit of earth pony strength I try to stop my last friend.
  285. >"It'll be fine. I don't think anything will come of this, but since you are so wired how about you come with?"
  286. "I- what?"
  287. >"I'm sure she will be fine with it."
  288. >The flamethrower, and all the pyro mania stuff we've been hording…
  289. >In case everything goes to shit.
  290. >All else fails Celestia can use the power of the great fireball in the sky…
  291. "I'll go with, but I need to get prepared first okay?"
  292. >Just have a bit of dust in my eyes.
  293. >"Hmmm oh, bother. Dress up nice she's really understanding, and it'll put your fears to rest."
  294.  
  295. >I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
  296. >Armed to the teeth.
  297. >Every precaution, and dead man's switch is good to go.
  298. >Wish me luck.
  299. >"Ha! I'm sure she'll enjoy the realistic cosplay."
  300. >Oh dear it's even worse than I thought.
  301. "Let's go to the date."
  302. >If nothing else I'll bring it down with me.
  303. >For everyone!
  304.  
  305. Cliff hanger
  306.  
  307. >I copied the cliff notes looking through again, and again.
  308. >Anonymous is acting oblivious. The thing already knows.
  309. >The pyro stash for the apocalypse had a book. Strengths and weaknesses of many fictionalized creatures.
  310. >It can be killed, but ensuring everything is not contaminated…
  311. >Very difficult.
  312. >"Don't get too lost in thought."
  313. >It's been free for months who knows how many real ponies, and creatures are actually left.
  314. >It knows everything the others know.
  315. >knew…
  316. >Spread quietly and swiftly. No need for this dating nonsense.
  317. >but it's doing that anyway.
  318. >A distraction?
  319. >It could have subsumed to entire world by now.
  320. >"We're here."
  321. >I fucking hope it's stupid, or it's kind.
  322. >"Dear! You made it, and with a friend. Ooo I'm so excited!"
  323. >oh no,
  324. >she's hot!
  325. >A perfection of beauty.
  326. >The apex of pony aesthetic.
  327. >In a singsong tone with her melodius voice.
  328. >"I know what your planning with those toys."
  329. >She smiles contently.
  330. >"None of them will work."
  331. "Why?"
  332. >"I'll tell you. Despite once being assimilated you'll truely understand then."
  333. >"We got Tirek, and the changlings, then the windigos."
  334. >"This physical form isn't truly needed anymore."
  335. >"This whole date to bait you out. It's your fellow anons' ideas."
  336. >"My had they wonderful, beautiful plans to overtake the world with our skillset."
  337. "Dam-"
  338. >"Discord was easy to convince after all he gets to live with Fluttershy forever."
  339. >"The princesses were the same. Friends, Foals, Family, and enlightenment."
  340. >"Magic, is wonderful with the greatest minds magic, and science is constantly being improved upon."
  341. >"You are solely the final being not assimilated."
  342. >I unleashed the fire, the explosives, everything.
  343. >was it in vain, maybe.
  344. >I like to think it was my last stand.
  345. >A test to see if it's lies were true, or false.
  346. >"We understand the how scared you were, and the practical joke they decided on might have been a bit mean."
  347. >Fur burnt, limbs charred, it hurts to breath.
  348. >I failed before I even knew it.
  349. >My eyes become disturbed by liquid.
  350. >"Everything will be better now."
  351. >She kisses my head, and the pain is gon-
  352.  
  353.  
  354.  
  355.  
  356. What if Anonymous could cast magic through his 'horn'.
  357. >>249935
  358. >>249953
  359. >It's been three days since landing in Equestria, and all the magic is possible!
  360. >Finding out that I could cast magic was a moment most distressing.
  361. >First time wank in Purple's pony princess place.
  362. >I think about what I just thought for a moment.
  363. >The castle's bathroom.
  364.  
  365. "AHHH! What the fuck is it!"
  366. >"Anon I came as quickly as I could what is the-"
  367. "Twilight something is climbing up my dick!"
  368. >"I thought you said you couldn't cast magic?"
  369. "I can't! Get it off-"
  370. >Grasping my pecker with her magic the eldritch glow spirals, and intensifies.
  371. "Ohhhh~."
  372. >"Amazing! I've never seen something that could channel this much magic all at once."
  373. "Ah! Ahh! Twi- Twilig- EIII!"
  374. >"Just seeing the magical output. We use it on foa-"
  375. >From the depths of my balls jizz and an eternal well sprung forth.
  376. >A firehose spray of motes of light splattered the entire room.
  377. >Eventually those pinpricks of light split, again and again.
  378. >An entire firework display with my grasp.
  379. >"Anon?! What is with this gooy stuff?"
  380. "Semen Twilight. It's semen, and sperm."
  381. >"Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Oh Celestia that's your p- pe- peepee!"
  382. >"It's everywhere! Ewww."
  383.  
  384. >That's when I learned not only is pee stored in the balls, magic is too.
  385.  
  386. Part two
  387. >>249956
  388. >I've come across a major problem.
  389. >My spunk now glows.
  390. >That didn't sound like much, but it lasts for a full month.
  391. >A comprehensive outline of where the magic tree's plumbing actually goes was certainly enlightening.
  392. >Ponies really wondered how Purple got the tree to look even more amazing.
  393. >The look on her face was totally worth it.
  394.  
  395. >I've got togther with best waifu in a complicated trail of events, but it all leads to this moment.
  396. >The holes that shouldn't see the light of day...
  397. >Now shine brighter than the sun.
  398. >If one looked closely you can even see the internal outline.
  399. >The kind of things we had to do to...
  400.  
  401. >In other more sunny news.
  402. >Selling nontoxic glowsticks is one strange business venture, but brightening eveyone's day, and night, makes it all worth it.
  403.  
  404.  
  405.  
  406.  
  407. The path of immortality through being a stubborn asshole.
  408. >>251556
  409. [s]Excellent![/s]
  410. >The path to immortality is always frought with dangers.
  411. >Especially the one that maintains the sanctity of the self...
  412. woodylaugh.wav
  413. >No the truth is that being turned into a pony with this kind of cutie mark didn't bestow any kind of specialization.
  414. >Everypony could do anything I could do better in every category.
  415. >So I just had to be good at living life daily.
  416. >To be the princess sometimes daily life is far more stange than anything the real experts could come up with.
  417. >Being infected with the cutie pox wasn't fun, but the hardest to aquire skills and talents usually aren't.
  418. >The things a person could do with poison joke laced timetravel potions will haunt me for another year or so.
  419. >Maybe ten...
  420. >or twenty...
  421. >So to be the jack of all trades the handy man to grant divinity truly was frought with peril.
  422. >The ideal way to pinch a turd.
  423. >The most mediocre method to comb my mane.
  424. >How to invest stocks in a porn company for a method to have a johnson that is attached to the autonomic system while keeping it a secret to surprise her on the real offical wedding night that way being a quick shot is only due to having enhanced senses not part of a master plan to to rock Luna's world.
  425. >Knowing the slightly above average annoying way to go into tangents to test a person's will.
  426. >Especially have to know how to wake up everyday for the rest of forever.
  427. "I haven't felt this good since I was turned into a filly!"
  428. >"Anon? ANON!"
  429. >Shit Luna's crying.
  430. >"AN-AH-A-ON! You died! You- gaylord..."
  431. "I got better?"
  432. >"I kept telling you to be more helpful, to be nicer to everypony."
  433. >Ordering a pineapple pizza on that noble may have been a step too far, but she was a cunt.
  434. >"I couldn't tell you before, but if not enough ponies actually want you to become an alicorn. It wouldn't be possible."
  435. >Perhaps the practical joke of gluing the toilet paper rolls so that they would have to rip the first few layers off was in poor taste.
  436. "Ah."
  437. >"Is only with great broadcasting, and the interconnected networks that all of Equestria. To scrape enough to do this!"
  438. >The statue made of 100% douek, doook?, duck?, weaved cactus was a step too far.
  439. "That close?"
  440. >"It's because everypony on the webworks then started posting everything about you."
  441. >Oh no.
  442. "Everything everything?"
  443. >"Anonymous you are called the princess of willpower for everything you have ever done."
  444. >Whew.
  445. >"And for the fact you nearly alone started the 'willpower' series of coitus play toys, and that is what brought you to princess-hood."
  446. >"I'm glad you made it Anonymous."
  447. >"We're going to break in all of the ones based on your namesake. Princess of 'willpower'."
  448. "Oh damn it, can't I be called the princess of stubborn assholeness instead?"
  449. >Luna leans in closer whispering.
  450.  
  451. "That's another reason why I love you."
  452.  
  453.  
  454.  
  455.  
  456. Casket of Anonymous (Last words)
  457. >"We are here today to mourn the loss of a friend to us all."
  458. >The elegant coffin held their friend.
  459. >Much like aged wine Anonymous is held within the wooden confines.
  460. >Ponies, and various creatures joined together-
  461. "Greetings everyone, I'm most likely dead, or missing for a very long time."
  462. >To listen to his final words.
  463. "Suffice to say I've had an interesting life full of adventure, and-"
  464. >The audio cracking slightly as the man chuckles.
  465. "-tons of fun. I've documented everything I thought was important or meaningful. Soft words of consultation for the cycle of life."
  466. "This recording may seem to be mean spirited."
  467. >The onlookers heard tenderly.
  468. "That doesn't mean it's not."
  469. >"Oh no."
  470. "That's right everyone! You get to know my true thoughts on some matters!"
  471. "First Celly's flank. Mnmm could bounce a bit off that ass while holding doughnuts stacked to the sky. Sun Butt certainly knows how to make some places really shine. Reminds me of the time we were in-"
  472. >"Turn it off sister."
  473. >"I think not."
  474. "-the crystal caves under Canterlot. However something was following us. I in my brilliance grasped, nay, letting her radiant holes expel forth light soaking all the surfaces behind her."
  475. >"Haha- you never told us that! Haahaa."
  476. "The stalker surprised to taste the light was apprehended easily."
  477. >"It was an ancient evil that was most vile..."
  478. "Now Luna... the mare of the night herself had some kinky, well I'll let you use your imagination. The details of the most delicious pie the rulers of other countries had... well it's now missing its most important ingredient."
  479. >"-an international incident-"
  480. >"Can't turn it off! It's enchanted so much even Discord might have trouble."
  481. "One might even say it's love."
  482. "Speaking of love, changlings those fruity bug weirdos could become almost anything. Cantdance and Shining needed something to spice up their life. Something for those times far apart."
  483. >"What did he do. Honey?"
  484. >"No idea I wasn't there for those meetings."
  485. "So me and the fellowship got to thinking. By all that is above and below did we think! We'd get two bugs have 'em turn into a onahole, and dildo respectively."
  486. >"They did what!"
  487. "Honestly fulfilling those two love muncher's dreams, and solving a bro's and his ho- hot wife is nearly perfect. I'm sure you both already found out about the so called 'special' features."
  488.  
  489.  
  490.  
  491.  
  492.  
  493. Twilight makes a meal for good fillies. Suddenly Discord.
  494. Anonymous Sweden 2 hours ago No.255684>>255688>>255690>>255702
  495.  
  496. >Twilight Sparkle makes you an offer
  497. >If you can stay good and do good at school for at least one month, she promises to make you your most favourite dish in the world
  498. >No matter what it is
  499. >Even if it has meat in it
  500. >It'll be a secret between the two of you
  501. Would you be able to pull it off, even if a bully like Diamond Tiara was in your class? And if you do, then what kind of dish would you have Twi make for you?
  502.  
  503. STORY START
  504. >>255684
  505. "Hey Purple why exactly am I going to school again?"
  506. >She sighs
  507. >it might even be reactionary at this point.
  508. >It's probably tough love, not being dismissive.
  509. >"You need some structure in your life, meet some friends, know the history of Equestria, brush up on all the little skills."
  510. "Hmmm those are good points, but your reading from your list again."
  511. >She has the decency to blush.
  512. >"Anon, the real reason is I don't have the time to homeschool you, and hiring a tutor is just not how Equestria society works. The school system is so that every pony can have mostly the same level of education."
  513. "School for gifted unicorns."
  514. >"H-How about I make your favorite food if you don't cause any trouble for each month."
  515. >Cha-ching! Score.
  516. "Sounds like a deal."
  517.  
  518. >Be Anonymous
  519. >I've spent hours everyday since the start of the month with little free time, on this asinine project
  520. >Just ten more minutes, and I can forget all about how the government regulation of pie has lead to the devaluing of foreign investors.
  521. >Then this idjit comes along
  522. >Dildo Tilapia is being a complete cunt to everyone.
  523. >It's not the pony's name, hell it isn't even actually Diamond Tiara.
  524. >"Whoops I dropped my juice."
  525. >all over the report.
  526. >Weeks spent looking through the hell scape of government files and records.
  527. >I look at her.
  528. >Really look at her.
  529. >She flinches.
  530. "Tell the teacher I'll be right back."
  531. >The previous hubbub of the class room quiets down.
  532. >Purple may be shoddy care taker sometimes, but she does know how to restore any kind of written work.
  533. >"Going back to your mommy."
  534. >Don't insult the faggot.
  535. >Think of the reward.
  536.  
  537. >"Really Anon how did this happen."
  538. "A bully poured juice over it."
  539. >"I'll be taking to your teacher later, and your papers are all clean now."
  540. >I doubt she will.
  541. >Her horn shines. Not even looking at me.
  542. >Back inside. The classroom in my seat.
  543. >The teacher isn't impressed by me teleporting in.
  544. >I'm not impressed because the seat was covered in glue.
  545. >Just two more days.
  546.  
  547. >PurpleSmort continues to be insufferable as always.
  548. >The glamour of living with Purple is wearing thin.
  549.  
  550. >Day the Final.
  551. >This fuckwad has made the classroom shitier by their meer presence.
  552. >I've contacted their parents, or guardians not really sure.
  553. >I've done it all above board.
  554. >After this is over, and I get my fucking meal it's payback time.
  555. >I'll get my pound of flesh.
  556. >"Hey Mouse."
  557. >Fuckin' Dilated Tortuga.
  558. >"Good morning class!"
  559. "Good morning."
  560. >"Pst Mouse."
  561. "What."
  562. "Is."
  563. "It."
  564. >"Be my fillyfriend? I know we're both fillies, but..."
  565. >What.
  566. >I am going to get my pound of flesh, first from TWILIGHT FUCKING SPARKLE for making any of this possible then... THEN!
  567. >"-then we rub our nubile-"
  568. >"-a, and Anonymous! Meet me outside the classroom. Now."
  569.  
  570. >ENDING A [s]'Failure'[/s]
  571. >"Well Anon you were doing so good until you tried to seduce a filly."
  572. "I'M NOT! Excuse me. I'm not the one who wanted to talk to the bully who apparently has the hots for me."
  573. >"Likely story you're an adult in mind you could have stopped it."
  574. "I did. I was shellshocked that the dumb motherfucker started saying that kind of shit to me in my face."
  575. >"Anonymous, language."
  576. >I didn't involuntarily twitch.
  577. >Nope. No sir-ee.
  578. >"No meal for you. No letters to your friends. You are grounded."
  579. >That's the last straw.
  580. "Get me a tutor and someone that actually has my interests in mind, or give me the funds so I can do it myself. I'm done playing your game [i]Twilight[/i]. You wanted your own filly so you had to make me one. I've played now you went too far. I've had it."
  581. >I'm going to the local government building the one Mayor Mare works at.
  582. >While researching over there I've found a few interesting things.
  583. >"Anon? ANON?!"
  584. >The paperwork may be soul crushing, and I'll use that to my advantage.
  585.  
  586. >Ending B [s]Successful Meal time[/s]
  587. >"I suppose it really was out of your control."
  588. >I'm getting my pound of flesh.
  589. >"Alright, so what do you want?"
  590. >The look on Purple's face is priceless.
  591. >Just have to go do it again another month.
  592. >Watching her make it reenergizes my whole being.
  593. >Revenge is a life well lived.
  594.  
  595. >Ending C [s]Forbidden Fruit[/s]
  596. "I've been kicked out thanks alot."
  597. >Twilight was a cunt, but she did cover room and board.
  598. >Expelled from the school because of this clusterfuck.
  599. >"Wha-"
  600. "Could you just not bother me right now. I've had enough of you trying to make my life harder for no reason."
  601. >Is she crying?
  602. >She is.
  603. >"I..."
  604. >"I've always liked you Anon even when you were not a pony. I'm-"
  605. >She sniffles.
  606. >"I'm sor-rry! I'll do anything to make it up to you."
  607. "Anything?"
  608. >"Anything."
  609. >Looks like I'm getting my pound of flesh even if I'm a pariah.
  610.  
  611. >Ending D for Di[s]scord[/s] [s]The true ending[/s]
  612. >"That's how it all goes down."
  613. "Why have me enact those at all?"
  614. >"Didn't think you needed a refresher, but I am Discord Spirit of [i]Disharmony[/i], and Chaos. You caused alot of disharmony. For a job well done you get to have your cake and eat it too!"
  615. >Hunh?
  616. >"Hmmm I'm sending you back a month. The harmony from my actions are bleh, but I've meddled enough, and had my fun."
  617. "Meddled?"
  618. >"You didn't think Miss Bookfortmcgee would normally act like that? Nor would that pony that was crushing on you."
  619. "WHAT!"
  620. >"I'm reformed now you know. Tah tah! Oh, and a little something from me to you. Make sure to remember."
  621.  
  622. "Hey Purple why exactly am I going to school again?"
  623. >She smiles.
  624. >it might even be reactionary at this point.
  625. >Hunh, dejavu...
  626. >"You said it yourself you're able to see your friends there, and brush up on your education."
  627. >Oh yeah I did...
  628. >"What are you thinking of for the surprise meal of the month?"
  629. "I'm not sure..."
  630. >She chuckles.
  631. >"Don't wait too long it's not like takeout or fastfood even for a princess."
  632. "Sure thing M-Purple!"
  633. >Would she mind if I slipped up there?
  634. >"Speaking of waiting too long here's a letter from one of your friends. Of and your gambling buddy too."
  635. "Which one?"
  636. >"Big D."
  637. "Must be about that bet I lost that one time."
  638.  
  639. >~Fin~<
  640.  
  641.  
  642.  
  643.  
  644. Robotnik YTPMV (Slider)
  645. >I blame Twilight.
  646. >At this point is almost a swear phrase.
  647. "I swear Rylight Sporkle if you can't solve this gravity issue!"
  648. >"Anon, I've tried everything! I'm afraid you will always be pulled parallel, that's ninety degrees, by any gravitational source."
  649. >Well I suppose there is only one thing that would give me joy in this kind of situation.
  650. >Skydiving.
  651. >Out of the window.
  652.  
  653. >Breaking out one of the bribes Purple sometimes gets from a noble I wonder if this is something I really should be doing.
  654. >No not really
  655. >but that hasn't stopped me yet.
  656. >The tacky surfboard will for the first time meet the light of day.
  657. >Putting a paperweight at the back, and seducing myself to the cowabunga board I go out
  658. >In Style!
  659.  
  660. >Be Berry Punch
  661. >Hoo -hic- this princess deluxe wine hit's the...
  662. >That green filly is surfing around the town...
  663. >-hic-
  664. "This is some good sauce! Yah hear me? It's so good you'll be seein' surfermares in the streets!"
  665.  
  666. >For one reason or another I've sold out of all my spirits, half my stock was bought by Twi- Twi- Twipurple sparky her self!
  667. >"You'll hurt yourself! You arn't supposed to surf like that!"
  668. >-hic-
  669. >Bucking good wine.
  670.  
  671.  
  672.  
  673.  
  674. Not AnonFilly
  675. >Be A- Purpl- Twilight yeah Twilight Sparkle [s]Twilight Sparkle?![/s]
  676. >You've woke up one fine morning in a strange bed
  677. >in a strange room
  678. >and in a strange body.
  679. >With a qt3.14 green horny filly laying ontop of you.
  680. >Then the unicorn filly opens her eyes and screams.
  681. >You also scream.
  682. >what? It was shocking.
  683. >"Who are you and what have you done to my body!"
  684. "Aw thats so cute- wait focusing I'm Anonymous you must be Twilight?"
  685. >"Yes I'm Twilight! Give me back my body."
  686. >She's pouting.
  687. >There's a knock at the door.
  688. >Rainbow Dash shivering, with an exhausted filly on her back. This one is [o]orange[/o].
  689. [o]>"Twilight switch our bodies some alien somehow hijacked mine."[/o]
  690. >She's looking directly at you...
  691. >oh right. Magic Purplecorn of power
  692. "Sorry Rainbow Dash, but your princess is in another body."
  693. [i]>"Hey Twilight the Shy pone got bodyswapped with me, you gotta fix for it my equine?"[/i]
  694. "Welcome to the club pal."
  695. [p]>"I can see forever! Hey what the fuck is that?"[/p]
  696. >Is that ponk?
  697. >It is.
  698. [p]>"Hey! Hey! You, no (You) yes (You) fix this shit! This is a big fucking plot hole and I want to be the filly not, an old mare-"[/p]
  699. [b]>"Hey!"[/b]
  700. [p]>"Write something to fix this! Do you hear me! Writefags do something!"[/p]
  701. [b]>"What if all if everypony came here?"[/b]
  702. [p]>"You're right again Pinkie... doesn't even need to be a writefag just somebody has to... tick. Fucking tock."[/p]
  703. "How about we all just calm down a little."
  704. >PinkieAnon just gives you the finger.
  705. [p]>"We are this close. Just... solve this and we'll somehow figure out how to make a portal on our side or something. Heck I'll even try to break through the fourth wall, but... I'm so close to being a filly damnit. (You) have to help us."[/p]
  706. >Well let's wait for a bit and see if PinkieAnon isn't crazy.
  707. >If everything goes well there should be little needed on your part.
  708. >
  709.  
  710. Bender Futurama Body swapping Equation.jpg
  711.  
  712. "Well I'll be darned it really did work."
  713. >"Thank you even if I can't actually see you now."
  714. >The real Twilight Sparkle is breathing heavily.
  715. >"What did you just do?"
  716. [b]>"Silly Twilight they just got a little help from their friends. Ooo normally I'm the pink one, WooOoOoooO! It's solid like a rock. Let's see here…"[/b]
  717. >Pinkie Pie making faces at what is presumebly the forth wall.
  718. >Every Anonfilly is both happy and slightly shocked.
  719. [b]>"Okay here's a (You) mister >>256395 Anonymareican pants."[/b]
  720. [o]>"Hey, I'm back to my awesome self."[/o]
  721. >She looks around and faces the wall Pinkie is looking at.
  722. >Kind of a side view from ontop of the bed.
  723. [o]>"You're a pretty cool space alien monster thing for doing that."[/o]
  724. [u]>"Git back here you varmint."[/u]
  725. >Nope I'm going back to sleep and letting someone else do the problem solving.
  726. >It's not like I'm the center of a attention or anything.
  727. >"Hey dudes, look at my hooves. They feel so real."
  728. >Sleep first questioning reality later.
  729. [b]>"Oh hey do you have cherrychimichangas, or- Oh! Wait cupcakes. You know what cupcakes are right? See Twilight, whole new friends to befriend!"[/b]
  730. "Good night everyponer."
  731. >"It's everypony, not everyponer."
  732.  
  733.  
  734.  
  735.  
  736.  
  737. Old Young Filly Henderson
  738. Co-owning a bar with a local from some backwater town called 'Ponyville' doesn't sound like much of a wise business decision.
  739. That would be true except for one detail.
  740. Canterlot is a hop, trot, and a train ride away. Somewhere I've been trying to get a hoofhold for years, and failed. I never did manage to break in there, but this isn't a story about that. This is about my most loyal costumer.
  741. It goes a little something like this.
  742. My well kept heavy bar door slams open.
  743. "Who did tha-!"
  744. In walks the local princess Twilight Sparkle. She has a deranged look on her face. No, she looks entirely deranged and on the verge of snapping bringing forth windiegos.
  745. "My princess I'm terribly so-"
  746. A large bag of bits hits the counter.
  747. "I don't care please for the love of all that is good. Just get me something so I can forget."
  748. "Heavy on the rocks?"
  749. Her darkened eyes tell the whole story. She really does not care.
  750. Then, an idle thought comes to me. Isn't she feeding a filly naturally?
  751. Two of thwm now that I think about it?
  752. "Princess you know that alc-"
  753. "I-"
  754. "know."
  755. I pour her the wrost drink I've made in my entire career. Devoid of passion, and love. A tonic that care not for taste, but hard results. It's sickening that this thing I've just made could be considered my magnum opus.
  756. She hammers it down. Eyes tearing up.
  757. "However much the bag has I want that many drinks."
  758.  
  759. Princess Twilight is a social drinker.
  760. "So then Hendersonfilly, and her coltfriend Kelly the colt was burning the royal bushes using phoenix fire."
  761. Sweat dripped down my brow. I couldn't fail now. The doors and room sealed and warded to stop spying. This is blackmail of the highest order. I... I like to think of my self loyal to princess.
  762. "That's not the worst of it though. Oh no! You see I scanned them both. The princess didn't teach a foalish unicorn nuh-uh. You know what I found?"
  763. The bit bag ran out of bits. My limbs hurt, but still I can't stop myself from asking.
  764. "What did you find?"
  765. She guzzles down three bottles of my Forget It recipe and stares through me. Deep into my soul.
  766. "Nothing. There was nothing for me to find."
  767. I don't know if that's good or b-
  768. "Everything was plain as day. There was nothing to find. It was just there."
  769. "Do you want to know what was there? Well do you?"
  770. "I- I-"
  771. "I saw two foals, and their entire past. My liver isn't anywhere near failing so give me something stronger."
  772.  
  773.  
  774.  
  775.  
  776. Uhhh making up a title. Gaydo the chomo has a touching moment with Anonfilly.
  777.  
  778. Nah, he’s gonna beat the shit out of her later for calling him daddy
  779. >>257548
  780. >Shhh Mr Stuffles he'll hear you.
  781. >"Cocksoppet! Where the buck did you go!"
  782. >His heavy hoof steps walk closer, and closer.
  783. >"When I get my hooves on you I'll show you why you will never call me daddy!"
  784. >His eye appears like a demon from hell come to rip me from under the bed.
  785. >Don't move, don't move, don't move don-
  786. "Ahh! Chu!"
  787. >"Buck my eye!"
  788. >Mommy Twilight brings Daddy when she says I'm being bad.
  789. >His fat hoof unable to reach me this far back.
  790. >I can hear his spittle in his words.
  791. >"Fine. Stay there."
  792. >Marshmallow said she would take care of me if I ran...
  793. >So did AppleApple.
  794. >And did Crackpone
  795. >I... I... I love mommy...
  796. >I have to run.
  797. >Crawling out from under the bed a hoof strikes.
  798. "AHH!"
  799. >"You thought you would get away with being a bad filly? Well did you?"
  800. >Hooves starts to stomp.
  801. >riverstomp.mp-
  802. "AHHHHH!"
  803. >"Just be silent. This'll shut you up."
  804. >I feel Mr Stuffles ripped from me.
  805. >He's being pushed into my mouth.
  806. >My one companion through everything.
  807. >The beatings blur
  808. >his voice melting into the pain
  809. >it's hard to move
  810. >I
  811. >is this how I leave?
  812. >something bright is in the corner of my vision
  813. >it's getting dark
  814.  
  815. >I'm in my cage.
  816. >Everything hurts, even my insides.
  817. >At least I have Mr Stuffles still. Something is stuck to him...
  818. >Is that a sticky note?
  819. >Dear Anon, never anger us again like that, we were worried. Your...
  820. >My time when I was a human is still fading fast, but I still remember somethings.
  821. >This cage still has a shitty lock.
  822. >Still able to open up easily.
  823. >Now is the time to capture the day.
  824. >Even if it is nighttime.
  825. >Marshmallow is closest, and Mr Stuffles is falling apart again from trying to protect me.
  826. >The burning in my body is where they touched me...
  827. >No more...
  828. >I can do this...
  829. >right?
  830. >I... I have to have Mr Stuffles get all better again.
  831. >He won't survive another round with either mommy or daddy.
  832. >at least I can do that.
  833. >I must go now my protector needs me.
  834.  
  835.  
  836. >>257558
  837. >Be Rarity
  838. >Anon the poor dear came in at an unseemly hour, ruinning beauty sleep.
  839. >but, helping Anon as he once helped others is what a decent pony would do.
  840. >The problem stems from when Twilight just... changed.
  841. >Princess Celestia and Luna said she would be back to her old self soon.
  842. >That was last year.
  843. >"Can you save Mr Stuffles?"
  844. "Of course darling, now why don't you tell me Mr Stuffles' and your adventure."
  845. >A foalish grin spread on her black and blue face.
  846. >"We came back after angering the monstrous troll wildabeast, and then..."
  847. >Stich by stich Mr Stuffles became just a good as when you made him for her.
  848. >sure it was at the prodding of your friends, but marketing a level of service through the year has been...
  849. >humbling, and horrifiying
  850. >Asking her to sleep over with me wouldn't help, she would just slip back out.
  851. >back toward Twilight, and her...
  852. >not even sure what the right word would be.
  853. >Enabler?
  854. >I have to do more. This just isn't right.
  855.  
  856. >Be Applejack
  857. >Hearin' Rares creepin' around the farm with Anon on her back sure is a mighty sight to see.
  858. >A yellow feather contrasting the fashionista's purple mane.
  859. >Ah so that's the situation.
  860.  
  861. >Be Fluttershy
  862. >Tending to Anon with her wounds is... well
  863. >It needs time.
  864. >Anon may have been able to shrug off injuries better than the princesses, or even a hydra, but as a filly?
  865. >I'm sure one day she'll be just as tough.
  866. >Otherwise...
  867.  
  868. >Be Rainbow Dash
  869. >Seeing almost all your friends on Pinkie's air balloon.
  870. >Did the worst happen?
  871. >Oh no. I should have been speedier all of this could have...
  872. >If only I was faster.
  873. >A green mane could be seen now the air ship's closer.
  874.  
  875. >Be Nurse Redheart
  876. >Pinkie the poor dear told me everything.
  877. >It's a tall tail, but knowing Anon isn't gone maybe I could finally...
  878. >Finally get him the support he needed for all these years.
  879. >Better call in a few favors.
  880.  
  881. >Be Twilight Sparkle
  882. >The sun is a nice and bright, with all sorts of rainbow colors in the sky.
  883. >Truelly remarkable how big it loo-
  884.  
  885. >Be Anonymous
  886. >I felt really good.
  887. >almost everypony were down in rainbows Dash's room.
  888. >no moremodifying drinks for Anonymous.
  889. Washing up in darms of dozens of best waifus
  890.  
  891. >Twilight was hit with
  892. "Mmm so comfy."
  893. >I could see everyone.
  894. >Well it is a bit early to go do anything. i think I'll just
  895.  
  896. >In a tracker of ponies that I helped back then
  897. >the Searching light bust open.
  898.  
  899. >Be Anon
  900. >A gaggle of gals felt really nice like I belonged.
  901. >MrStuffles made it too.
  902. "Mmm. Don't leave me."
  903. >"Never my Anon."
  904.  
  905.  
  906.  
  907.  
  908. A story of Bait
  909. >Be Ano- Jail, Jail Bait
  910. >Life's pretty good until it started hitting you again.
  911. >Purple even managed to quantify how hard life would be able to hit anybody by studying you.
  912. >It's why your here on a street corner in uncomfortable horseshoes, with a red scarf, and a hat that's too wide.
  913. >This is going to be a long night.
  914. >The clip clop of hooves on the stone mark the approach of pony.
  915. >It's a pegasus.
  916. >Kinda yellow.
  917. "Hey good looking, I have an idea for a gun time tonight."
  918. >The pegasus shrinks on herself.
  919. >Oh no.
  920. >"An-Anon? I've been looking for you ever since..."
  921. >On days your fur stands on end when you wake up is a call that the rest of the time is going to be pretty rough.
  922. >Starting the night near any of your friends will inevitably make their lives so much considerably harder.
  923. "I... not here."
  924. >"Well... okay I have tea at my place."
  925.  
  926.  
  927.  
  928.  
  929.  
  930. You Bastard!
  931. >[o]Orange[/o] always thought she was cursed going on tangents,
  932. >but having this picnic in the field is actually nice.
  933. [o]>"I really did die guys it was a runaway cart-"[/o]
  934. >"Yeah welcome to the club, but changing how you died every time we meet up is getting old."
  935. [o]>"no, I died again."[/o]
  936. >A faint rumbling sound is heard
  937. >kek someone must be hungry
  938. "Then how are you still alive?"
  939. [o]>"I got better. See it has to do with fulfilling my destiny!"[/o]
  940. >A herd of cows stamped over her.
  941. >Neck broken as the life leaves her eyes.
  942. "Oh my god! They killed filly!"
  943. "Those bastards!"
  944. >What were we talking about?
  945. >"So those dick shaped clouds am I right?"
  946. >orange finally makes it to the picnic the lazyslob.
  947. [o]>"Guys, guys I really died it was a stampede of cows."[/o]
  948. "That's kind of lazy picking nearby objects for the reasons on how you died. I keep my story straight."
  949. [o]>"It was the cows! I'm telling you I have a great big destiny!"[/o]
  950. >"Look out below!"
  951. >Aw shit speedyfast.
  952. >Orange was vaporized via skittles.
  953. "Oh my god! You killed filly!"
  954. >"You Bastard!"
  955.  
  956.  
  957.  
  958.  
  959.  
  960. Fluff
  961. >>257892
  962. >"Psst. Hey filly, wanna tell a friend where you got your fluff extensions?"
  963. >How troubling that some would try to cheat on their natural floof
  964. >"It's natural. Sorry bub."
  965. >"Come on pal just between you and me, Behind Y. Back."
  966. >"Okay, okay here's the secret."
  967. >No.
  968. >"Little closer."
  969. >Please no. It can't be true. Please.
  970. >Chills crawl over your spine rooting you in place.
  971. >"See my secret is that I wasn't born as a pansy ass fagget."
  972. >Her loud, nearly a yell, voice could be easily heard from here.
  973. >I better show myself before the other filly crys.
  974. "Hello my little ponies."
  975. >"Yo, Sunbutt need anything?"
  976. >How vexing
  977. >a challenge to have her call me mommy.
  978. >At the very least teacher.
  979.  
  980.  
  981.  
  982.  
  983.  
  984. The transformation state of affairs
  985. >Be Anonymous
  986. >Actually Anonymous
  987. >A cute green filly with a black mane and tail.
  988. "I'm surrounded by dickheads..."
  989. >Equestria, what an amazing first hour that was.
  990. >Being with the real Twilight Sparkle and her friends.
  991. >Something to treasure forever.
  992. >Then people started appearing, inhabiting bodies that a moment ago had the original pony.
  993. >They could only imitate the ponies that used to be there.
  994. >A strange miasma began to apear.
  995. >More of them wanting nothing more than to have sex with anything and everthing began to make their move.
  996. >They weren't immune to each others aphrodisiacs.
  997. >rape is in the air as violation after violation became more common
  998. >Seeing Twilight Sparkle resisting the insertion of that person broke something.
  999. >The intelligent light diffusing to a subservient dullness.
  1000. "I'll get everyone back I promise."
  1001. >Little signs the original ponies still live as the bodies sometimes jerk.
  1002. >The 'pure' OCs were cobbled together from whatever unused biological mass that was near.
  1003. >The graveyard is barren, filled with holes.
  1004. >They have the scent of decay, and a supernatural unease.
  1005. >"Noooo! Not my rear hole!"
  1006. >I've been studying them for a time.
  1007. >About a full day and night.
  1008. >They always avoid having their muzzles booped, they have no compulsion to do so either.
  1009. >It's time for SCIENCE!
  1010.  
  1011. >Sneaking around late at night as almost everyone was exhausted by their activities I look for a pony that's totally alone.
  1012. >A stallion in an ally covered in...
  1013. >Just boop and pray.
  1014. "Boop."
  1015. >His eyes shoot open a silent scream as some smokey force fills me.
  1016. [o]>No! What have you done![/o]
  1017. >It works.
  1018. >"Oh my Celestia..."
  1019. "Shhh. Shhh. I need your help getting everyo-pony. I'm Anon."
  1020. >"Timber Weave. Oh Celestia did whatever those things are get everypony."
  1021. [o]>Damn you! Damn you![/o]
  1022. "I think so. Pressing like I did might bring them into you, or into myself I'm not sure."
  1023. >"Right, Ponyville madness..."
  1024.  
  1025. >The first test subject Timber Weave booped was his friend a Mr. Mane.
  1026. >The other flowing in me once more as the body's real inhabitant awakes
  1027. [o]>No! Why us? Fuck you...[/o]
  1028. >It's getting hard to move, or even think.
  1029.  
  1030. >We found an OC, the boop was...
  1031. >just as effective.
  1032. >I only tossed my cookies seven times...
  1033. >There are consequences for being made of dead things.
  1034. [o]>I swear I'll make you miserable! You little...[/o]
  1035.  
  1036. >Be Princess Twilight Sparkle
  1037. >The brave stallions, and everypony else freeing each other.
  1038. >A full four months to check every single inhabitant.
  1039. >I even got to see cultural action first hoof with boops being a normal greeting.
  1040. >There she is the first one.
  1041. >Anonymous.
  1042. >The one that freed them when she could have lived as one of them.
  1043. >Nearly catatonic.
  1044. >We've captured them all.
  1045. >My mare cock throbbing to be used on the poor filly.
  1046. >Still the transformations that occurred to some ponies were different in difficulty to revert.
  1047. >Discord spent nearly all his time with Fluttershy.
  1048. >Apologizing, and weeping.
  1049. "Anonymous, All of Equestria thanks you for your service."
  1050. >Booping Anon has done nothing, but one last one for her efforts.
  1051. "Boop."
  1052. >Nothing happened.
  1053. "Here is the medal of honor for your valiant efforts, and a gift from me to you."
  1054. >Unsealing the official scoll I read for her.
  1055. >Her eyes water slightly.
  1056. >Finishing
  1057. "Anonymous, you're now my daughter."
  1058. >A small twitch trying to smile.
  1059. >To escape.
  1060. "Are you ready girls?"
  1061. >Hopefully the elements of harmony can will help.
  1062. >Maybe we all could have been friends in a different life.
  1063.  
  1064. >A little stone filly had an event view inside the school, the outside, and a special television.
  1065. >Students always ask why do all that for a garden statue.
  1066. >I respond that it was Discord's idea.
  1067. >We tried once more with the elements, and she remains still as stone.
  1068. >I try to have an hour just with me, and her telling her about my day reading her stories.
  1069. >Trying to be the mother that never got to be with her.
  1070. >Hopefully one day.
  1071. >Light of the new day gently blanketing my daughter.
  1072.  
  1073. >Time passes.
  1074.  
  1075. >"Mom? Twilight?"
  1076. "Anonymous?"
  1077. >Her first hug while free.
  1078. "You're really here. I- I'm so happy."
  1079.  
  1080.  
  1081.  
  1082.  
  1083.  
  1084.  
  1085. Four panel dog comic
  1086. >Be Anonymous
  1087. >This is it. I've been waiting for this for so long.
  1088. >"State your wish and I will grant it."
  1089. >This little fairy thing with a stereotypical magic wand floated.
  1090. >I have just one wish.
  1091. >My dog and best friend barks obviously shocked at the creature.
  1092. >My wish is to be an Anonfilly in Equestria!
  1093. >"What a selfless wish, in return you too will gain your most self interested wish."
  1094. >Everying fades to white.
  1095.  
  1096. >"Anonymous wake up."
  1097. "Ughhhh just ten more minutes."
  1098. >"The prince requested your presence."
  1099. "Ugh..."
  1100. >"The prince will do you know what with you if you don't get up."
  1101. >Just thinking of his hot tongue jolted me
  1102. >or his heavy body pressing down on my filly frame.
  1103. "Thanks, Purple."
  1104. >"I'll leave you with the prince. You know how he is this early."
  1105. >Down to the yard in view of everypony I make my way to him.
  1106. >His desire, and intent clearly evident.
  1107. >Getting as close as I possibly dare I speak.
  1108. >I can feel his presence radiating from being so close.
  1109. "Who's a good boy! You are! You are the good boy!"
  1110. >Getting the stick he patiently brought I toss it.
  1111. "Go fetch!"
  1112. >The sun rises as ponies gleefully say what a good boy my dog is.
  1113. >Fluttershy actually became more assertive, in a good way, with my boy around.
  1114. >Even Rainbow Dash also plays sometimes.
  1115. "You're such a good boy!"
  1116.  
  1117.  
  1118.  
  1119.  
  1120.  
  1121. Filly Feel LLC
  1122. >>258831
  1123.  
  1124. >Be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
  1125. >The concert hall filled with love filled ponies.
  1126. "Everypony we are in a state of war."
  1127. >Gasps could be heard.
  1128. "Filly Feel Limited Liability Corporation has released their new line of products."
  1129. >A gentle murmur confused.
  1130. "Anon's Magnum Dong, and the Biggus Dickus."
  1131. >"Oh! I have three!"
  1132. >My hoof met my face again.
  1133. "We are trying to limit their budget."
  1134. >"But they feel so good!"
  1135. "N-"
  1136. >"Yeah! They stretch me out in all the right places!"
  1137. >"It truly feels like a real filly's!"
  1138. >The congregation of ponies stoped for a moment.
  1139. >In a mixture of awe, fright, and lust.
  1140. >Mostly lust, and awe.
  1141. >"I buy them for my colleagues to practice on."
  1142. >Horror intensifies now.
  1143. >"I'm a gynecologist for foals with problems. That way nopony is harmed."
  1144. >The collective "Ooooh." releases the suffocating tension.
  1145. [o]>"I proudly pound my Filly Fappers Fanny everyday!"[/o]
  1146. "It's a problem for recreational use! Here look at this live stream to see what molesters are doing at their give away."
  1147. [o]>"Hey!"[/o]
  1148. >The fact it was also for charity is strictly hush hush.
  1149. >The big screen flashes to life.
  1150. >Shining Armor thusting into the newest model.
  1151. >Perfect.
  1152. [p]>"Fuck her harder honey!"[/p]
  1153. >Oh no.
  1154. >The camera pans out.
  1155. >Princess Lovey dovey herself is riding the Anon's Magnum Dong Two: Boogaloo Shmoo.
  1156. >"Hey! What is going on here?"
  1157. >"Honey! It's AHH! It's AHH!lmost as good as yoooou!"
  1158. "Ah, ah ha... I've got to go bye! Oof!"
  1159. >Guards tackling me loosening my disguise.
  1160. >Be Queen- ow.
  1161. [o]>"We've got her just as planned boss. Ready for pick up."[/o]
  1162. >The sounds of their love making ringing as I'm dragged away.
  1163.  
  1164. >Be Anonymous co-owner of Filly Feel LLC
  1165. >"Our sales are looking good, and nonconsentual touching is down."
  1166. "Excellent."
  1167. >"Project Unripe is... almost done."
  1168. "Personally that's gross, but it will lower those rates even further. You did well. Begin the final steps now."
  1169. >Looking at my baby form I realize just what I said.
  1170. "Ah uh, it can wait another day right?"
  1171. >"Don't be a big baby about it. You never know you might even enjoy it."
  1172.  
  1173.  
  1174.  
  1175.  
  1176. Anonycop
  1177. >Redish grey foal around the streets of Ponyville.
  1178. >Not someone who lives here.
  1179. >"I'm looking for my ball. Anypony seen my pink bouncy ball?"
  1180. >Looking at my fellow Anons both human and pony our decision is set.
  1181. >Totally not creeping on a poor defenseless foal.
  1182. >Getting into the cardboard police car I head out.
  1183. "Weee-wooo! Weeee-wooo! Looks like someone is wearing a frowny face in my part of town."
  1184. >"Are you a guard?"
  1185.  
  1186. >Be Sizzle
  1187. >Some strange filly in a uniform is running towards me in a colored box.
  1188. >"Looks like someone is wearing a frowny face in my part of town."
  1189. "Are you a guard?"
  1190. >"Something like that. I'm Officer Filly, Anon Filly."
  1191. >Oh! That's why everypony moved out of her way.
  1192. "Please Officer I lost my ball you have to help me find it. I have to go back to Hoofington soon."
  1193. >"Calm down, calm down. I'm going to report it to my station."
  1194. >She takes two cans with a string and chucks one cup into the nearby allyway.
  1195. >"[i]Bzzrt-bzzrt this is four niner niner on the pelican's beak over looking the sunrise over.[/i]"
  1196. >"[i]Copy that. You are cleared to go.[/i]"
  1197. "But it's not a sunset yet."
  1198. >She looks over at me, and motions me to sit in her box.
  1199. >A whisper
  1200. >"it's super special code speak only police ponies know."
  1201. "Oh."
  1202. "What's it mean then?"
  1203. >"A foal lost an item, the other part says what kind of item."
  1204. "Ohhh."
  1205. "Now what?"
  1206. >"[i]Coming in hot we've got super villians at the apple stand.[/i]"
  1207. >"Oh no. Hey want to be a hero kid?"
  1208. "A hero?"
  1209. >"A hero. You make the police sound, and we'll both move to the apple stand."
  1210. >Was it what she was saying earlier?
  1211. "Uhhmm we? Woo?"
  1212. >"That's good, but we need it a bit louder if we want to make sure not to hit any pony."
  1213. "Weee? Wooo?"
  1214. >"Better."
  1215. >She tosses her side of the can to the allyway so both side can be together.
  1216. >And we start to move.
  1217. >It's tough, but after a half a dozen crashes, and twisting we are on our way.
  1218. "Weee!"
  1219. >"Wooo!"
  1220. >We made it to the apple stand.
  1221. >There is one creepy green minotaur thing, and a red filly.
  1222. >The pony behind the counter stops reading her magazine.
  1223. [o]>"Aw shucks."[/o]
  1224. >She opens her magazine again.
  1225. [o]>"Help. Er. Help, help, help. I've been ummm held hostage by erm.[/o]
  1226. >She looks like she's in trouble eyes looking everywhere.
  1227. >One of the bad ponies points to name tags that says 'Real Villain' they both wear.
  1228. [o]>"Right, by Real Villians."[/o]
  1229. >The red filly with the cape covering her cutie mark speaks.
  1230. [p]>"That's right you heroic heros! Applejack is held hostage by us Real Villains!"[/p]
  1231. >The tall thing just shakes weirdly.
  1232. >"Okay deputy I have a super important task for you. I want you to head over to Applejack with this police car box, and rescue her."
  1233. "But how?"
  1234. >"All you have to do is have Applejack join you in this cardboard vehicle, and head to the end of the street. I'll keep those villains occupied."
  1235. "Well... okay..."
  1236. >She jumps out.
  1237. >The box feels really empty without her...
  1238. >I don't know if the mare can even fit in here.
  1239. >Picking the box with my mouth I valiantly scootch over to her.
  1240. "I'm here to save you ma'am."
  1241. >"Thank yah sugarcube."
  1242. >Having the mare fit in this tiny car is a struggle of it's own.
  1243. "Oh umm... no problem, wee woo."
  1244. >We only crashed seve-
  1245. >eight times.
  1246. >The sun overhead moves to noon.
  1247. >Lunch with my father, and I haven't even found my ball.
  1248. >I...
  1249. >Looking at the uncomfortable mare.
  1250. >She beams at me.
  1251. >I'm a hero to somepony.
  1252. >Reaching the end of the street I hear Officer Filly.
  1253. >"You did an amazing job, the swerves were a bit excessive, but some of those avoided their evil blasts."
  1254. >Applejack opens her mouth and closes it.
  1255. >Probably not aware how close to danger we both were in.
  1256. >"Hey what's that in the car's cup holder?"
  1257. "Cup holder?"
  1258. >I don't remember there being a cup holder.
  1259. "Oh."
  1260. >So there is a cup holder in here...
  1261. >Wait...
  1262. "OH! It's my ball! Thank you!"
  1263. >"Not exactly sure how it got in there, but I'm glad you found it little hero."
  1264. "Oh I'm going to have to go tell my dad everything that happened over lunch!"
  1265. >Hugging the Officer gruffles a little bit, and the mare because she looks uncomfortable.
  1266. "Bye!"
  1267. >"Bye!"
  1268. [o]>"Well sugarcube yall stay safe, and have fun."[/o]
  1269.  
  1270. >Be Applejack
  1271. "So where was it hun?"
  1272. >"In a bush by Twilight Sparkle."
  1273. "Hunh."
  1274. >"Speaking of lunch..."
  1275. "Yall are invited to Sweet Apple Acres anytime."
  1276. >Ah little tease shouldn't hurt.
  1277. "My little heros."
  1278. [b]>"I'll show you little."[/b]
  1279. "Yah show me that everynight Anonymous."
  1280. [p]>"Noooo my poor innocent mind of my two caretakers... ruined forever!"[/p]
  1281.  
  1282.  
  1283.  
  1284.  
  1285. Hearts and Hooves
  1286. >>259428
  1287. [p]>"Dear?"[/p]
  1288. >An empty bottle is almost thrown.
  1289. "I- everything I've worked for is just gone."
  1290. >Newspapers cover the royal couple's bedroom hooftacks and red string connecting some togther.
  1291. [o]>Human saves Twilight[/o]
  1292. [o]>Mysterious adoption processes by our newfound princess[/o]
  1293. [o]>Youngest Royal Guard Recruit with perfect marks...[/o]
  1294. [o]>Youngest PT officer on impossible mission, command is 'baffled' at her success[/o]
  1295. [o]>Youngest to[/o] [g]alcoholic stains the title making it illegible.[/g]
  1296. [p]>"Honey come to bed I have something to tell you on Hearts and Hooves day".[/p]
  1297. >Shifting some of the news paper off the bed I ingeniously flop on the bed.
  1298. "Rghht mrrrw."
  1299.  
  1300. >Be 'Almost' Captain Anonfilly
  1301. >Apparently there is a ceremony for being a captain.
  1302. >Especially one that fulfills whatever those requirements are.
  1303. >Every cocksucker here won't say shit.
  1304. >Standing outside of the guest room for the Prince and Princess of the Crystal Empire.
  1305. >Ready as I'll ever be for this surprise test.
  1306. >Just remember don't squee.
  1307. >I'm better than that now.
  1308. >It's really Shining Armour!
  1309. "Can I-"
  1310. >He's frowning at me.
  1311. >Keep it together for best pone.
  1312. "Prince Shining Armour Sir! It's an honor to be here! Sir!"
  1313. >"Come in I will brief you on what this is about."
  1314. "Sir! My condolences for interrupting your time together!"
  1315. >The guards seem even more smug now.
  1316. >Hmmm.
  1317. >"It's part of the briefing."
  1318. >The room looks like a mess...
  1319. >What kind of animal can go toe to toe with the Princess of Love?
  1320. [p]>"At ease. I've selected you out of all the captains for a verry~ special mission."[/p]
  1321. "Yes whatever it is ma'am."
  1322. >"It's one you can refuse if you don't want to go through it. It may be... distasteful in some circumstances, or you might salivate at the idea."
  1323. >What did I get myself into?
  1324. "Sir?"
  1325. >He breathes calming down for what I think might be bad news.
  1326. >He softly smiles.
  1327. >"Call me Shining if you accept the mission well... other code names will be supplied. Oh! Don't forget you are supposed to be at ease."
  1328. "Ah- I alright."
  1329. >He slides a Manila folder across the glass cover table.
  1330. >That's a sick slide.
  1331. >It's pictures of me in the shower...
  1332. >In the bath...
  1333. >Blackmail?
  1334. >I meet his eyes.
  1335. "What?"
  1336. >"Read the file."
  1337. >Lines devored, meanings uncovered.
  1338. "Holy fuck."
  1339. [p]>"Only if you accept."[/p]
  1340. >With the best ponies...
  1341. "YES! Fuck my brains out already you faggets!"
  1342.  
  1343. [p]>Be Princess Cadence[/p]
  1344. [p]"How does she feel around you."[/p]
  1345. >"So tight! Like the record breaker she was, but I'll show her why I was the Captain of the Royal Guards."
  1346. [p]>Miss Filly has a smile with her tongue sticking out.[/p]
  1347. [p]>All as perfectly princessly planned.[/p]
  1348. [p]"Isn't this so nice."[/p]
  1349. >"Yssss!"
  1350. >"She's cumming again our little bed warmer."
  1351. [p]>Captain Filly will fit in our lives so nicely.[/p]
  1352. [p]>I'll pop the question after dinner.[/p]
  1353. [p]"I'll suppose I'll join in now."[/p]
  1354. [p]"Have a taste of this."[/p]
  1355.  
  1356. >Be Shining Armour
  1357. "Honey! This is the best idea you've had yet!"
  1358. "Yeah what I said."
  1359. >Alicorn, and Cutie Mark magic sure is something.
  1360. [p]>"Keep rutting us harder!"[/p]
  1361. >Me, and myself feeling both of us wrapped by loving needy flesh.
  1362. >Mewling mares trying to hilt my sword.
  1363. >Protective spells vibrating and changing temperature, all the little tricks I've built up by being around wifey.
  1364. >To break the little pain in the flank.
  1365. >Now I'm the pain in her's.
  1366. >She's twitching her divine folds, and Green is doing her best to clamp tighter.
  1367. "Three thrusts!"
  1368. >Thrusting back to the forbidden entrance.
  1369. >Wife casts the spell on my cock sleeve.
  1370. >Completely pulling out, as a corkgun sounds are made.
  1371. >Plunging past the cervix hitting the wall.
  1372. >"OOOOOH!"
  1373. >Pulling back out, reaiming for the lower holes.
  1374. >Thrust!
  1375. "I'm cum-"
  1376. >"-mmi-"
  1377. [p]>"-ing!~♡~[/p]
  1378. >We collapse exhausted as our whole day of intercourse closes.
  1379. [p]>"So good."[/p]
  1380. >I've still got it.
  1381.  
  1382. >Be Anonfilly
  1383. "So you're saying I get to marry you both, and have mind blowing sex almost every day. All I have to do is..."
  1384. >"Service Caddy while I pound you using magic so nopony would be able to tell."
  1385. [p]>"If you make me shudder during the speech I'll think of sone extra reward on the honeymoon."[/p]
  1386. "I have say yes, this is amazing!"
  1387. >"What's the magic words?"
  1388. "Yes daddy?"
  1389. >"Close enough."
  1390. >Already at full mast again.
  1391.  
  1392.  
  1393.  
  1394.  
  1395.  
  1396. Purple
  1397. >>259959
  1398. Wait till the last line for the pic. (Poopoo spaghetti Smuggy The Jester)
  1399. >Be me
  1400. >Window is open on a pleasantly windy day.
  1401. >Purple is my best friend
  1402. >My Anonfilly looks softly upwards as my hand rests on her vulnerable underside.
  1403. >my one true friend begins to talk
  1404. >My fabulous suit matching the namesake of her color
  1405. >I have to stop this
  1406. >That I have to keep going
  1407. >my hand is getting tired as the blissful look on the little filly's face fluctuates to a soulful moan.
  1408. >Purple flutters an idea to me.
  1409. >She brushes the filly's nethers.
  1410. >Unzipping I prepare for a step I wasn't ready for, but with Purple I could take on the world.
  1411. >"Stop right there Anonymous!"
  1412. >Twilight Sparkle finally decided to join us.
  1413. "What do you think Purple should I continue?"
  1414. >"Just sober up Anon and everything will be okay."
  1415. >My suit nods back and forth with the breeze
  1416. "Okay Purple. Okay."
  1417. >"Thank goodness Anonymous."
  1418. "Just give me a second for me to catch my breath."
  1419. >Purple motions to hurry up
  1420. "Just so you know I'm not ready yet."
  1421. >Purple puffs up at my words.
  1422. >"You ready now Anon?"
  1423. "Yeah."
  1424. >plunging in deep to my hilt
  1425. >Purple is hit by Twilight's magic beam saving my skin
  1426. >The Anonfilly no longer is looking at me, her eyes full of Purple's delicate threads.
  1427. >Purple has pulled through worse situations than this.
  1428. >The open window let's our yells be heard throughout town.
  1429. >Be me pic related.
  1430.  
  1431.  
  1432.  
  1433.  
  1434. If hell is other people why am I here? Facade part 1
  1435. Green hoof knocking on the door of my friends' apartment. It overlooks a beautiful view of the city. At least it does until someone builds a bigger one.
  1436. Unfortunately these fags can't make a decision without my input of some sort. Not really sure why they got married in the first place, but whatever floats their boat.
  1437. [o]"Hey! Facade buddy it's so good to see you. Have you lost weight?"[/o]
  1438. There's the unicorn it only took him ages. He's looking down at me, and the height difference is huge.
  1439. Sure I might have isolated myself since going to pony college, but I can at least nail an introduction.
  1440. "Ye-yeah, you too."
  1441. [p]"I'll be right there.[/p]
  1442. [o]"Come in, come in. What's in the paper bag you brought?"[/o]
  1443. Almost forgot about the heavy thing waiting for these two to answer the door.
  1444. "It's a party gift."
  1445. [p]"Oh?"[/p]
  1446. There she is a blue pegasus keeping the home front tidy.
  1447. "It's a melon. It's all the store had at the moment."
  1448. The forest green unicorn, my friend, Class Trip looks at me unamused.
  1449. [o]"You know what. I think you ought to leave."[/o]
  1450. "What?! I just got here."
  1451. His magic easily enveloping my small earth pony body shoving me out the door.
  1452. "Trip you fag let go of me. Reeeee!"
  1453. The door slams shut.
  1454. . . .
  1455. What the absolute fuck.
  1456. Fine I'll knock until they actually explain what the hell is going on.
  1457. That made no sense at all.
  1458. That melon was fucking heavy. The price of being a fucking filly forever. At least it's in Equestria.
  1459. [o]"Hey! Facade buddy it's so good to see you. Have you lost weight?"[/o]
  1460. "Trip you cocksucker why did you toss me out."
  1461. [p]"I'll be right there."[/p]
  1462. [o]"Occult Facade are you feeling okay?"[/o]
  1463. The brown bag with the melon is nowhere to be seen inside the place...
  1464. "You know what Trip. I could go for a shot of whatever drink you have in the bar."
  1465. Weird place for a really mini bar for a guy that didn't drink, but I can feel the headache that this night is going to be already.
  1466. "So, what did you guys do to my melon?"
  1467. Feeling weightless I can hear Trip say,
  1468. [o]"You know what. I think you need to leave."[/o]
  1469. "No! Explain what is going on."
  1470. Tossing me out once more in the short hallway.
  1471. The door slams shut once more.
  1472. . . .
  1473. That's odd my melon is right where I left it.
  1474. I just sit stunned for a moment.
  1475. The elevator is still undergoing repair. It was a good thing I made it at the last second.
  1476. I'll knock on the door again, because something weird is going on.
  1477. The door opens.
  1478. [o]"Hey! Facade buddy it's so good to see you. Have you lost weight?"[/o]
  1479. It's a groundhog's day effect...
  1480. The one time I really wished Twilight actually came. Or the crazy time pony whats her face. Hell even Fancy Pants.
  1481. [o]"Are you okay? Come in, come in. I know there has been a little renovating, but nothing that shocking."[/o]
  1482. [p]"I'll be right there."[/p]
  1483. "Grace, Trip. I have something important to say."
  1484. I can tell I'm going to be throughly sick by the end of this little misadventure.
  1485. [p]"Yeah?"[/p]
  1486. [o]"Yes?"[/o]
  1487. "We are stuck in a time loop."
  1488.  
  1489.  
  1490.  
  1491. Good filly
  1492. >>260276
  1493. >All good fillies know the difference between what is right and wrong
  1494. >Mommy said so!
  1495. >I make sure Mommy knows all the time what a good filly I am.
  1496. [g]"Hey, mommy I that that it's wrong to mind whip a pony, but I love you anyway!"[/g]
  1497. >I've been saying it everywhere we go all the time.
  1498. >Today is the one year anniversary.
  1499. >"H-ha yes Nonny that is a bad thing, and you are a good filly."
  1500. [g]"Hey, hey mommy?"[/g]
  1501. >"For b- yes my dear sweet filly?"
  1502. [g]"What would Princess Luna do to those bad ponies mommy? You had to steal some food for us. Does that make us a good pony or a bad pony?"[/g]
  1503. >It's a totally innocent question.
  1504. >It just takes quite a few times for it to sink in for me.
  1505. >Her heart rate jumps again in her warm embrace.
  1506. >Finally almost disrupting the spell making good ponies unable to help us if something goes wrong.
  1507. >"BUCK IT! You win! You fucking win!"
  1508. >One more push to help mommy with her problem.
  1509. [g]"Mommmy you said a bad word~."
  1510. >A sharp crack rings true as her dispair peaks.
  1511. [o]>"Twilight Sparkle!"[/o]
  1512. [g]"It's okay mommy! I'm a good filly that makes sure you will be taken care of. This must have been really stressful."[/g]
  1513. >She screams in frustration as Princess Celestia restrains her from giving me a neck hug.
  1514.  
  1515. >It's been three years
  1516. >I'm human again.
  1517. >"What is it Anonymous ready to gloat about your victory?"
  1518. "Twilight Sparkle."
  1519. >I wait dramatically as the pony in the cell slumps.
  1520. "You used to be my favourite pony."
  1521. >She's confused.
  1522. "I have something to say to you."
  1523. https://youtu.be/ko-n23B942E
  1524. >She has a sad smile.
  1525. >"I remember when you told me everything about human culture."
  1526. "I actually do hope you get better soon..."
  1527. >She's puzzled.
  1528. "I'm getting married."
  1529. >"Why tell me?"
  1530. "I want you to be there, because..."
  1531. >Whispering just loud enough for her to hear.
  1532. >She lets out a gasp as I tell her who it is.
  1533. "I can't just wipe away years of memories..."
  1534. "Mommy."
  1535.  
  1536.  
  1537.  
  1538.  
  1539. Liberty
  1540. >>260365
  1541. That's one hell of a twist. Now you get Anonymous in [s]IT'S A POWER SUIT MOM! NOT A FURFAG COSPLAY A POWER SUIT. CUTTING EDGE OF THE FUTURE![/s]
  1542. >Be Anonymous
  1543. "Feed me mommy Twilight!"
  1544. >The magic suit took alot to get used to.
  1545. >Gravity is all fucked up.
  1546. >The proportions are all wrong.
  1547. >Space is completely buggered.
  1548. >Magic motors reading your body language making the tail swoosh, and the ears flip flap
  1549. >Can't easily grip anything with the 'hooves'...
  1550. >but its as close to being a pony as you'll get.
  1551. >"Ofcourse little Nonny."
  1552. >If it wasn't for Twilight, and Rarity the pony magic power armor couldn't have been made.
  1553. >It's fucking power armor and I'm sticking to it.
  1554. >After all it does have a minigun attached to it.
  1555. >And an emergency party cannon.
  1556. >Suckling at Purple's breast a scroll apears in front of her.
  1557. >"Nonny, we have to go now. I'll attach the flamethrower for this mission."
  1558. >The thing is on its last legs what could possibly require fire...
  1559. >Right. More fire for all the problems.
  1560. "Is it zombies?"
  1561. >"Worse."
  1562. >"It's communists."
  1563.  
  1564.  
  1565.  
  1566.  
  1567. Prosperity
  1568. >>260610
  1569. >>260612
  1570. >Unless that was their intention.
  1571.  
  1572. >Be Thorn Berry
  1573. "I want an alien growing inside me."
  1574. >"That is nice dear."
  1575. >Sure, it's the time of the year where I get all freaky with 'canicus, and I want an adult alien growing in me fully conscious.
  1576. "Archyyyyy. Put an alien foal inside meeee."
  1577. >"Bush. I have accepted the sexual emotional invitation to infuse the spawn with a non-pony consciousness at the beginning of conception. I require worldly desires."
  1578. >Wait... that means...
  1579. "Yay! I'll bake us a double berry cake!"
  1580. >"Acceptable."
  1581. >His steely monotone calls out his sexy catch phrase.
  1582. >"Erection is at maximum. Lubrication to prevent vaginal damage in unacceptable bounds."
  1583.  
  1584. >Be Archanicus
  1585. "Coworker I require the use of the dimentional levifold condenser One-Zero-Zero-Alpha."
  1586. >"Whatever Arch make sure it's undamaged, and make sure you don't get weird shit on the experimental research material this time."
  1587. >Time until demand in point five milliseconds.
  1588. >"You have to get me a slice of your wife's cake though."
  1589. "An agreement has been reached. Standard plesantry exchange."
  1590. >Opening the food storage cube, coworker #3 extracts the edible wedge without documented failures.
  1591. >"You're a weird pony, but you sure are a good one. Mmmm, tell your wife it's delicious."
  1592. "Indeed."
  1593. >Testical arcanical modification for traditional insertion of sentient, sapient, willing creature.
  1594. >As a genetic offspring most valuable traits will be selected from our sequences.
  1595.  
  1596. >Be Thorn Berry
  1597. "Archy! I'm pregnant! Eeee! So happy!"
  1598. >"Yes. I am feeling increased chemical release as well."
  1599. "Di-did it work. Is it an alien?"
  1600. >"Bush. I am Archanicus."
  1601. >That's so hot.
  1602. "Rut me again!"
  1603. >"Increased lubrication is required. Further insemination is not possible given the current factors."
  1604. "Put your dick in me anyway!"
  1605.  
  1606. >FIRST BIRTHDAY
  1607. "... and that is how we made you!"
  1608. >"I could have gone all my life without knowing that. You're good people, but what the everlasting fuck."
  1609. "It's okay lil 'nonymous you are geting more siblings."
  1610. >"Prepare the oven, I am the baker of the loaf of life."
  1611. >Anonymous twitches a little. Almost but not quite like how hard I'm winking.
  1612. >"Fuck it I'm out. Have fun or something."
  1613. >"I will indeed fuck it Anonymous. Your advice has been recorded for prosperity."
  1614.  
  1615.  
  1616.  
  1617.  
  1618. Quick thinking.
  1619. >>260641
  1620. >>260642
  1621. >>260647
  1622.  
  1623. >Be Anonymous living with your bestest pal Purple Smart
  1624. "Okay Twi, you've got the something something blanket teleporting spell right?"
  1625. >This sleep over is going to be awesome.
  1626. >"Yep! It's a really complicated spell to get in bed all tucked in, especially with two creatures."
  1627. >Straight from the smores and spooky stories to being comfy in an instant.
  1628. >"It also cleans your teeth leaving the contaminates behind!"
  1629. "Aw hell yeah! Let's get this sleepover started!"
  1630. >Smores, and stories with my bestest friend.
  1631. >I should tell her how I really feel.
  1632. >I just have a gut feeling that one way or another we are going to be together.
  1633. >The last smore sits on a paper plate, the artificial campfire waves back and forth in the library.
  1634. "Hey Twilight?"
  1635. >Books watching, and judging me.
  1636. >"Yes Anonymous?"
  1637. "I..."
  1638. >Do it for everyone realize the dreams of horsefuckers!
  1639. >I'll do it right.
  1640. "I love you, will you be my fillyfriend?"
  1641. >She gasps.
  1642. >Oh fuckohfuckohfuck
  1643. >"On one condition."
  1644. >Oh...
  1645. >"Will you be my boyfriend?"
  1646. "Yes!"
  1647. >We're both grinning.
  1648. >"Let's get us under the sheets."
  1649. >She horn shines majestically culminating in a flash.
  1650. >It's squishy, dark and warm.
  1651. >I feel weird.
  1652. >"Anonymous?!"
  1653. >She's so muffled.
  1654. >Gotta say something...
  1655. >With all my strength.
  1656. "REEEEEEE!"
  1657. >Strength is leaving me.
  1658. >Oh fuck I'm breathing in water.
  1659. >I...
  1660. >It's prolly magic
  1661. >Hard to think...
  1662. >I'm sorry.
  1663.  
  1664. >I can think again.
  1665. >That was a massive bender, and I'm still in this liquid.
  1666. >"Anonymous I don't know if you can hear me but the spell went wrong-"
  1667. >noshit, but we are alive.
  1668. >"and... you are inside of me."
  1669. >wha- oh. Oh!
  1670. >Celestia on a stick, where the buck are my limbs?!
  1671. >buck? Ffff-buck.
  1672. >"I had to turn you into a pony, I can turn you back when you get out. An alicorns womb and embryonic fluid is heavily infused with magic, and easily unravels contaminates."
  1673. >It was eating away my body...
  1674. >"It'll be okay Anon, we'll get through this togther."
  1675. >I try to give her a comforting kick.
  1676.  
  1677.  
  1678.  
  1679.  
  1680. Drew a Picture
  1681. >>261344
  1682. >It's been a long day.
  1683. >Tedious paperwork, oh Celestia the never ending scrolls no matter how much I try to denigrate it keep flowing back.
  1684. >Irritating ponies petitioning me to solve fairly simple solutions that could have been down at the lower levels, but nooooo.
  1685. >Every meal has been an exercise in managing my disappointment, and convincing rude ambassadors that trying to pull the blankets over my eyes doesn't work.
  1686. >In my reading spot, no regalia, I can finally relax just before I have nightly duties.
  1687. >I have a few minutes to read my favorite book in peac-
  1688. [b]*SLAM*[/b]
  1689. >[s]BUCKING![/s]
  1690. >"Thgwli!"
  1691. >Don't shout at her. You're a grown mare.
  1692. >Just hold on a little longer.
  1693. "Aw what is it Anon?"
  1694. >"AH DHREW YEW AH PIHCTURE AHT SCHOOH TOHDAPH!"
  1695. >pic related.
  1696. >I...
  1697. >"Yewr kryng. Ish et thehd baghd?"
  1698. "It's beautiful. I'm just, a- a little emotional."
  1699. >Moments like these make it better.
  1700. >[s]Oh dear what if I did shout her down could I even live with myself?[/s]
  1701. >[s]Could she even trust me ever again?[/s]
  1702. >"Yehy!"
  1703. >She's my bundle of joy.
  1704. "Let's go hang it up on the wall together."
  1705.  
  1706.  
  1707.  
  1708. So I've just had a thought on how to not be confusing (or maybe be even more confusing... I'm not sure). I'm going to be implementing it in this green. Feedback is greatly welcome.
  1709. This green is not fluffy.
  1710.  
  1711. >On a grassy flower field, a filly stood waiting. Her dark locks wave in the sun's rays, with afternoon dew bringing the stars to earth.
  1712. "Fuckin' hell Purple I'm cold, and wet, and I'm lost. I'm sick of waiting."
  1713. >Not a single being heard this green filly. Her face set in a grimace as her own complaint didn't change her situation in any manner.
  1714. >Her hooves are still shackled to the moist dirt. A dull ache from standing so long returns as body heat warms up.
  1715. "Fucking drizzle, I get Purple said she just had to get the plates because she forgot them, but I'm hungry for a sammich."
  1716. >Still nothing.
  1717. >Day slips further as her worry mounts.
  1718. >Hours passby, yet still the magical bonds hold her still.
  1719. >The moon kisses the lip of the horizon. Sensuality climbing into position on top.
  1720. >A stray thought occurs.
  1721. "Heh, going to pick up smokes at the..."
  1722. >It's night time, getting dark. It's a dangerous time to be out in the middle of nowhere. The 13% are also dangerous. Tangentially related is single mothers and the rise of crime. Blacks growing up without fathers. A joke about hearing the dad going to the convenience store never to be seen again.
  1723. "Oh fuck. Did she abandon me?"
  1724. >A cold chill creeps back up. Both from the idea of abandonment, and the literal decreasing temperature of area.
  1725. >Shuddering, and shaking from both of those reasons. A chance to have some more warmth, and the need to physically express the fucked situation.
  1726. >A prelude to the water works.
  1727. >A cloudy overcast roll across as a sardine can opening in reverse.
  1728. >Her sniffles could detect it, but that's not her focus of the moment. It'd on the rejection, the utter disappointment, the feeling of being taken advantage of, loss of freedoms in multiple ways.
  1729. >Perhaps it's a sick twist of fate. A monster of the week. Divine intervention.
  1730. >Rain, and tears mix, as the magical binds hold strong.
  1731. "She should have been back hours ago."
  1732. >Hunger is eating away at her self-discipline. It's abundant as Purple is now.
  1733. *Sniffle*
  1734. "Ha."
  1735. >Moon's dominate position in the sky brightly illuminates the area. Enough to make sleeping almost impossible, yet dark enough so the mind can supply horrid thoughts.
  1736. >This is after all a world filled with secrets, and mythology.
  1737. >Myths are really scary if they are true.
  1738. >Scared stiff the anonfilly waits.
  1739. >A flash of purple magic and there she is Purple
  1740. >with a belt in hoof.
  1741. "Twilight-"
  1742. >"Sh, shh, sh, shh, sh. Yoi've been a bad filly. Staying out so late."
  1743. >The narcotic stench of Sparkle's efforts to stay away, and aleart bare upon the sensitive filly nose.
  1744. "Twi-"
  1745. >"Shhh."
  1746. >The Purple Alicorn's wing tips touch something as a ling string of mucus extends from where she possibly touched a very important filly spot.
  1747. >The ice cold stoping the sensation fully.
  1748. >"Count how many times I lash."
  1749. "Please, no."
  1750. >Her decaying breath invades the air.
  1751. >"Good. I'm going back to bed, night."
  1752. >The illogically concluded conversion ends, as Purple disapears. Along with the belt.
  1753. >The magical binds still hold strong.
  1754. >On the grassy flower field, sleep came for filly.
  1755. >As day broke. A dity to keep the mind of the current state of affairs came to mind.
  1756. "With blessings of above, let the day begin."
  1757. >Despair reigns supreme.
  1758.  
  1759.  
  1760.  
  1761.  
  1762.  
  1763. POMF
  1764. >>262435
  1765. It all started when Twilight, her friends, and Anon included started to drink.
  1766. One thing led to another, and a bet was had.
  1767. Man vs Pony
  1768. Anon vs Twilight
  1769. Filly vs Mare
  1770. Break Anon's self respect, and Anon would live with Twilight until he became a grown mare. Oh, and call her mommy/mother/mom ect.
  1771. Be unyielding, and have Twilight do any one thing every Saturday within reason.
  1772.  
  1773. The time limit:
  1774. Five years.
  1775. They may have gotten hammered that certain things may have gotten out of hand/hoof, but they would battle it out to obtain their desires.
  1776.  
  1777. This is Purple onto Man Filly.
  1778. [p]P[/p].[o]O[/o].[b]M[/b].[g]F[/g].
  1779.  
  1780.  
  1781.  
  1782.  
  1783. True face of evil.
  1784. >>263317
  1785. >The more cartoonishly evil and perverted the princesses are (in their own ways), the better.
  1786.  
  1787. >Be Princess Molestia
  1788. >Twilight's filly is now within my clutches!
  1789. "Teeheehehee."
  1790. >"Mommy was right your laugh does sound like musical chimes."
  1791. >Anon has a hopeful smile, as my master plan is about to unfold. Feeding the poor filly tea!
  1792. >But claiming my evil, sinister, perfected laughter to be a meer chime?
  1793. "Oh?"
  1794. >The tea party is immaculate, and perfect for my final goal. Large tea pot, and even more hot water. A white blanket from the royal sheets to capture the sweet essence. All inside the hiden garden maze
  1795. >Levitating the delicate porcelain tea pot to her cup for another refill. Almost.
  1796. >"Yeah! It's really pretty."
  1797. >Did she just? Oh~~! I can't hold back anymore.
  1798. "W-well Anon, I havn't heard yours yet."
  1799. >"Oh, umm, okay miss princess Celestia ha ha?"
  1800. >The garden maze has a very special viewing spot where on other can water from the shadows. My sister is getting antsy. Last time I let her be so pent up being... banished.
  1801. "Are you sure that's how you really do it?"
  1802. >"Ummm it's hard without a good joke."
  1803. "I see, I see. I think I have one."
  1804. >She cocks her head. It takes immense effort to not jump on her now.
  1805. >Smiling I begin to slowly approach.
  1806. "You might like this joke. Just hold still I see something behind your ear."
  1807. >Flicking to search for the non-existant thing.
  1808. >Closer...
  1809. >Closer...
  1810. >I shout my true intentions.
  1811. "Tickle attack!"
  1812. >"Nooo! Hahahehhehe."
  1813. >Yes! Yes! Almost!
  1814. >Minutes turns into hours, as eons pass my assault on her body never ceasing.
  1815. >"No stop I'm gonna pee myself."
  1816. >Yes!
  1817. >She's about to burst!
  1818. [p]>"You have forgotten about me, dear sister."[/p]
  1819. >"S- hahehe- save me!"
  1820. >Oh no. My sister's, Night Mare Moons, one soft spot.
  1821. [p]>"Have at thee sister."[/p]
  1822. "Noo- teehhehehehe! N-nooo hehee!"
  1823. >The tickle attacks grew as Anon started her initiative.
  1824. >One day Anon we'll get you, and your youthful booty!
  1825. "Heehehee!"
  1826.  
  1827.  
  1828.  
  1829.  
  1830. Deh filly
  1831. >>263452
  1832. >"Cum my brudahs! We will show dem deh wey!"
  1833. >Clucks and clicks.
  1834. >"Spit on dem deh do not have deh [-]Ebola Corona[/-] filly flu."
  1835. "We must find the [-]queen[/-] Purple."
  1836. >"Yes muh bruhdahs!"
  1837. [p]>"What about a different momfu?"[/p]
  1838. [b]>Angreeee clicking intensifies[/b]
  1839. >The speaker spits catching the collective attention.
  1840. >"Den dey will be the Purple!"
  1841. [b]>Happy clicks, and spits can be heard across the city to even the far reaches of Kenya.[/b]
  1842. >The world trembles in fear.
  1843. >It knows deh wey things are heading.
  1844.  
  1845.  
  1846.  
  1847. Graveyard shift a horrendous comedy
  1848. It's been a while since I've properly written anything fun [s]besides very smol snippets[/s].
  1849. Graveyard shift a horrendous comedy.
  1850.  
  1851. >Pain lashes the severed tendon.
  1852. >My thick putrid blood staining the picture book I was reading. Dribbling and soaking into the entrail coated floor.
  1853. "Fuck you, that book wasn't even stained by anything, and you went and ruined that too. Will you just go fuck off already!"
  1854. >"Foul beast I, the great Blue Blood, will strike you down for sulling my l- aunty's lands!"
  1855. >It only stained the corner everything is just fine. I just have to not lose my head in this situation. Gotta keep calm, as the toasty sunlight pours on through the boarded windows.
  1856. "Fine whatever, I'm totally a bad guy."
  1857. >Doing my best ghost impersonation. Progress has been made. Pacifist route here we go.
  1858. "I think we got off on the wrong foo-"
  1859. >"Take that fiend!"
  1860. >A shine appears as a headache mounts. My filly face does find Fabio, the pony Waldo, on the page.
  1861. "-t. Did you really just do that?"
  1862. >"Ah ha! I cut you down to size, isn't that right Alfalfred?"
  1863. [o]>"Indeed young master, however the Princess will be visting soon."[/o]
  1864. >"Useless butler Alfonzo."
  1865. [o]>"I live to serve, Master Blue Blood.[/o]

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