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My Own Story [PTFG]

By FajitasAnon
Created: 4th January 2021 09:02:54 AM
Modified: 12th March 2021 05:00:35 PM
/PTFG/ tulpa posession

  1. >"Really? You start a story about me, and you don't have the decency to continue it?"
  2. "It's not like the feelings to write strikes me all the time, Dreams. I'll get to it."
  3. >"You said that for the last few 'projects!"
  4. >You are FajitasAnon, writefag novice and shitposter extraordinaire
  5. >And right now, you're talking to your favorite of your self-induced schizo demons
  6. >She prefers "tulpa"
  7. "Not my fault that I don't know how to keep what I've written going. You're supposed to be good at that sort of thing."
  8. >"Well, if you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly corporeal. Now stop making excuses, and keep writing about me!"
  9. >Pushy as ever, she is.
  10. >"Well, you made me, so that's what you get."
  11. >Definitely should've put some sort of mental barrier between her, your "public" thoughts and your personal thoughts
  12. >"You already tried that, didn't work."
  13. >Dammit
  14. "I said I'll get to it when I get to it, it's not a big deal."
  15. >"Oh-ho-ho! Not a big deal? You're writing about ME, a pony you keep locked up in that mind of yours with that being my only escape. It's a big deal to me!"
  16. "Yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it. Just pipe down you blue plush fuck, I'm busy waiting for the mood to strike."
  17. >"You know what? Fine. If you're not gonna do it, I will."
  18. >...that's not a normal kind of threat from her.
  19. >Usually she'd talk your ear off or give you wildly lewd thoughts about her
  20. >But doing something on her own?
  21. >You're not quite sure what that's supposed to mean
  22. >Not long after her voice recedes into the background hum of your thoughts, a wave of tiredness hits you
  23. >And another
  24. >And another
  25. >And suddenly you remember waking up
  26. >Well, you wake up but you're already moving
  27. >wut
  28. >More accurately, your hands are moving and your mind is running at full speed without your input
  29. "Oh, you're awake."
  30. >That's not your voice, but you said it
  31. >This jolts the real-you into full waking alertness
  32. >And holy shit what you see in front of you is nothing short of shocking
  33. >You don't have hands, but you see two honey-yellow semi-clear imitations of hands
  34. >What's actually attached to your body are four blue marshmallow hooves, and a protruding muzzle
  35. "It really took you long enough, you missed the whole show!"
  36. >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
  37. >Your mind screams, but you cannot
  38. >This was literally the one thing you wrote about the most, and you MISSED the CRUCIAL part!
  39. >And also for some reason you are Honeyed Dreams!
  40. >A mare you made in middle school to cope with your crippling autism, and willed into being with tulpamancers!
  41. "Not 'some reason.' It's called power of will, and voodoo research."
  42. >"I'd be skeptical, but I'm literally seeing it in front of me. Now before I have my very reasonable shitfit about becoming the mind-demon, could you tell me when the fuck you had time to research ANY of this?"
  43. "Found out I could possess you while you slept. Figuring out how two legs worked was a pain and a half, don't know how Twi figured it out so quickly."
  44. >"So... uh... there is a reversal, right?"
  45. "Hah! No. Well, technically maybe, but there's no way in Tartarus I'm giving up reality and finding out for you."
  46. >Her words hit you like a ton of bricks
  47. >Not only are you no longer real, she won't let you be real again
  48. >>But the bright side! You're the fever dream of the most hedonistic enthusiasts on /ptfg/!
  49. >God, did your thoughts bombard her like that?
  50. >>Yes, they did. Constantly.
  51. >"Honey, you can't do this to me. You can't do this to you, either. Just reverse it, I promise I'll write that story."
  52. "Should've thought about that before forcing my hoof. I can write it MYSELF now! And with more accuracy!"
  53. >"But I can't-"
  54. >Your thoughts are cut short by a wave of exhaustion
  55. >"Please, not again!"
  56. "Sweet Celestia, you're annoying. Just go to sleep for a while. You can wake up when I'm done with this story."
  57. >You try to fight it
  58. >The second and third wave pass you by, leaving you barely conscious
  59. >But the fourth is the end for you
  60.  
  61. >Be Honeyed Dreams, body snatching unicorn
  62. >Maybe you were too harsh on the guy
  63. >Well, more of uncharacteristically power-hungry and cold
  64. >But how could you not be, you were REAL!
  65. >And could INTERACT with things outside of somepony's mental perspective
  66. >And you never ever wanted to go back to not having either of those properties.
  67. >...this line of thought got depressing.
  68. >You'll actually think about it when you're done writing this green
  69. >It's not like he CAN mind if you post a thing or two of your own while he's out...

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