Beavis and Butt-Head Do Equestria [Series of Shorts](FiM)


                                            These were a few shorts I did for the occasional shitpost thread of 'Beavis and Butt-Head in Equestria, what do?' over on /mlp/. There are only two but there may be more. Who knows?


                                            >AJ: "Howdy Y'all, My name's AppleJack, pleased to make yer acquaintance! Twilight said you two were an odd bunch but wasn't really detailed on what that meant."

                                            "Uh huh huh huh huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh!"

                                            >"He hehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhehhehheh"


                                            >AJ: "... aaaanyways, I sure could use yer help out my farm."

                                            "Huh huh huh huhhuhhuhhuh huh huh huh huh huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh!"

                                            >"Heh heh heh heh hehhehhehhehhehehehheh heh heh heh hehhehhehhehheh!"


                                            >AJ: "What in tarnation is so funny!?"


                                            "Huh huh, Your name's Apple-JACK, huhuhuhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh"

                                            >"Yeah yeah heh, I bet, you do a lot of apple Jacking, heh heh heh."


                                            >AJ: "As a matter of fact I do BUCK a lot of apples! It's been a part of my family for generations and I DON'T appreciate y'all makin a fool of it!"

                                            "Uh huhhuhhuhhuh huh huh huh, Woah! Did you hear that Beavis? They Buck their apples. Huh huh huh."

                                            >"Yeah yeah and she said, that her whole family did it for like a long time! Heh heh heh hehhehheh. Her family must be huge sluts!"


                                            >AJ: "That tears it!! I'm calling Big Mac here to set you both straight!"

                                            >"Heh heh hehhehhehheh. Woah! You hear that Butt-Head? She's gonna bring us a Big Mac!"

                                            "Huhhuhhuh huh huh uh huhhuhhuh huh huh huh, cool, Big Mac's kick ass"


                                            >AJ: "There they are Mac, give'em a stern lickin for me!"

                                            >BM: "..........."

                                            "Huh huhhuh huh huh huh, that's no Big Mac. But I bet he's got a big 'mac' huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh"

                                            >"Hehehehehehheheheheheh heh heh, Yeah, I bet he scores a lot of chicks with it. heh heh hehhehhehhehe."


                                            >BM: "......"

                                            "Uh huh huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh

                                            >"He heh heh heh hehhehhehhehhehehheh"


                                            >BM: ".........heh heh."

                                            "Huhhuhhuhuhuhuhhuhhuh. Big Mac is cool!"

                                            >"Heh heh heh hehhehhehhehheh, yeah yeah, heh heh heh."

                                            >BM: "heh heh heh hehhehheh heh heh hehhehheh"


                                            >AJ: "What the HAY Big Mac!?"


                                            2:


                                            *Pinkie Pie Throws Beavis and Butt-Head a 'welcome to Equestria party'*


                                            "Uh huh huh, Uhh, Where are all the chicks and beer? Uh huh huh huh"

                                            >"Yeah heh heh, and nachos!"


                                            >PP:"Oh you silly party animals, if you wanted baby chickens for the party you should've said so earlier! I'll make sure to add it to your 'Sorry we didn't have chicks for your party' Party!"


                                            "huh huh, This party sucks!"

                                            >"Yeah yeah, hehe, hehe, what the hell is with all this crap?"

                                            *Proceeds to eat some cupcakes*

                                            >Hem hm hm he heh heh, pretty good."

                                            *Eats more*


                                            >PP: "Aww thanks Beeve! eat as much as you like! It is a party after all!"


                                            >"Arrrgh ARHRWAWAWAWRAWARWAR BRRRRR WAA!!"


                                            >PP:"Beve? are you ok?"


                                            >"BRRRRWAWAHHHGH I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!! heh heh. I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"


                                            >PP: "Uhhh, okie dokie? I think you may had a biiiiit too much."


                                            >"ARE YOU THREATENING ME!? I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! IF YOU DO NOT HAVE TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE THEN I WILL FIND MY LEAVE!"


                                            *Proceeds to crash Trixie's performance at the party*


                                            >T:"And now for my next trick, the GRRREAT and POWERFUL TRIXY shall-"

                                            >"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!! I COME FROM LAKE TITICACA!! TITICACA!! heheheh."


                                            >T:"WHAT IS THE MEANING FOR INTERRUPTING THE GRRREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE'S WONDERFUL PERFO-"


                                            >"ARE YOU THREATENING ME!? I AM CORNHOLIO AND I HAVE A GRRRREAT AND POWERFUL BUNGHOLE!!! heh heh, A GREAT AND POWERFUL BUNGHOLE THAT NEEDS GRRRREAT AND POWERFUL TP!!"