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Two of a Kind - Part 1

By Nazhulian
Created: 2021-02-24 02:50:16
Expiry: Never
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  1. > Be John D. Incognito
  2. > Preferred nicknames are "Anonymous" or "Anon" just to spite your parents. In fact, you prefer them.
  3. > Be enrolled in Canterlot High, first week in of the third year.
  4. > Current status is confusion.
  5. > You're currently in the school library, standing behind a few of the Rainbooms—Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash—who were peeking around a bookshelf at something to the left and whispering amongst themselves.
  6.  
  7. "I'm telling you, she looks just like Pinkie! Are you sure she isn't related to her? Her sister, maybe??"
  8.  
  9. "Rainbow, darling, do you have to be so insistent on that? Pinkie Pie may be many things but related to a sudden long lost sister is not one. Cloudy and Igneous are definitely not the type to be so frivolous as to leave behind illegitimate children."
  10.  
  11. "Besides, Dash, do ya really think Pinkie'd let any of her sisters off tha hook /without/ bein introduced tah us?"
  12.  
  13. > Hurm. So they're talking about someone in particular. Someone that looked exactly like that pink Tasmanian Devil, Pinkie Pie. Oh boy.
  14. >Was it one of the new girls that everyone won't shut up about?
  15. >You actually hadn't seen either of the two, but there were a good many different conversations you'd heard about them while traversing the halls
  16. > "Did you see the small one? She's soooo cute!"
  17. > "Is she really a high-schooler? Or even in middle school??"
  18. > "My guy, you have got to see the new girl. She's fuckin' packin junk in the trunk!"
  19. > "I've never seen eyes like that before! Is she sick or something??"
  20. > "I think she can look even Principal Celestia eye to eye!"
  21. > "That is a grown woman, you can't tell me otherwise."
  22. > "She looks and sounds like she's 12. What is she doing /here/?"
  23. > "That tall one is scary as fuck. Yes, I'm serious! That look she has is wicked!"
  24. > "Piranha teeth?? Dude, stop lying."
  25. > "Why does she stomp everywhere she goes? Is she already mad on her first day??"
  26.  
  27. > Like you said, a good many. Hard to believe any of the crap you heard due to the school's rampant love of rumors, but they were the talk of the school and have been since the first set of classes. Sunset, the Dazzlings, and that one purple girl were the only ones who got this much attention on their first day.
  28. > Oh shit. Were they gonna fuck the school up too? You had to find out.
  29. > You stepped closer to the Rainbooms backs, subtly appraising them from behind as you crossed your arms.
  30. > All three of them were peeking over one another. Applejack was the tallest of the three, so she stood above them. Rainbow was naturally the second tallest, but Rarity's heeled boots gave her an artificial upper edge. You know this because gym classes only allow gym shoes, much to hee chagrin.
  31. > So right now, it was beefy and tall Applejack standing up and leaning forward to peek her eyes around the corner. Then it supple and delicate Rarity bending at the waist to sneak peeks as well, and then trim and sleek Rainbow Dash was low to the ground in a semi-lunge position underneath Rarity.
  32. > All three of them were standing in such a way that accentuated their curves greatly.
  33. > Unsurprisingly, Applejack has the largest ass of the three.
  34. > You used to pine after her before you found out she was gay. You may be a bit of horndog but you were respectful.
  35.  
  36. > However...
  37.  
  38. > Those muscles and that ass she had did things to you that you'd never, ever utter in person.
  39.  
  40. > Ever.
  41.  
  42. > You were cool with all of them though regardless, even hung out a couple of times, so you weren't afraid of rousing suspicions from being close to them for so long.
  43. >Or from ogling Applejack and Rainbow's physiques from time to time. That had to be a little more discreet.
  44. >Like now.
  45. > Rainbow's skin-tights showed off her figure splendidly.
  46.  
  47. "Oh, is that the other new girl?! She's... she's so...tiny!"
  48.  
  49. > That snapped you out of your trance. What? A rumor was true?
  50.  
  51. "Oye."
  52.  
  53. > You whispered this, getting all three of them to whip around at light speed on you, making you blink.
  54.  
  55. "Oh, it's only you, Anonymous."
  56.  
  57. > Rarity was relieved, and somewhat rightfully so. At the beginning of this school administration issued rule #[insert bullshit number]: Do not stalk new students on campus. They are your fellow classmates, and should be given as much privacy as you give one another.
  58. > It became a real problem after last year. You were one of the few victims that led to that rule being implemented. Your name had the rumor mill on full blast, and almost everyone was trying to find out who the new kid with THE ambiguous name /really/ was.
  59. > They kept at it for a while up until some idiot broke into your locker and car with the goal of finding the hidden secrets of "Anonymous".
  60. > Yea, he was suspended indefinitely and you were reimbursed. Turns you were a normal guy after all. Who woulda thunk?!
  61. > Honestly, the school faculty were lazy up until things start getting out of control. They have a helluva ban hammer arm.
  62. > You're still sour at your parents for their naming decision.
  63. > Speaking of...
  64. > You shifted your weight on to your left hip and raised a brow.
  65.  
  66. "Didn't they just issue a rule to specifically stop this from happening?..."
  67.  
  68. > Rarity froze and went, somehow, even paler than she already was at your reminder. Yes, she was one of the students that was curious with your name and origin. She also remembered how far it went too.
  69. > Luckily, Rainbow stopped her friend from putting her boot in her mouth and rose up from the ground, speaking up in hushed tones.
  70.  
  71. "Dude, Anon, you've gotta see this! Look, I know you're not one for rumors but I know you've been hearing them too."
  72.  
  73. > You nod.
  74.  
  75. "Yea, I have. As usual, no one is shutting up about it."
  76.  
  77. > Rainbow blinks.
  78.  
  79. "You can't blame the school for attracting oddies like you, dude."
  80.  
  81. > You choked and laughed at the same time. That sounded so offensive it should be a slur!
  82.  
  83. "Gghkkl—Excu-use me?"
  84.  
  85. > Applejack lifted a brawny, thick arm and, with a closed fist, moderately whack-a-mole'd Rainbow on the head.
  86.  
  87. "Augh!"
  88.  
  89. > Impressive that that was still a whisper.
  90. > You weren't staring intently at her arm during the entire action.
  91. > Mmph. Those shoulders.
  92.  
  93. "Be nice, Dash."
  94.  
  95. "I was!"
  96.  
  97. "Be nicer. Ya know how rough he had it last year."
  98.  
  99. > The rainbow haired girl groaned while holding her head.
  100. > Applejack was also cool as fuck like that. She generally defended those who got bullied by life and such.
  101. >Rainbow was cool too, but she was a doink most of the time.
  102.  
  103. "Ugh. Sorry, dude."
  104.  
  105. > You waved her off.
  106.  
  107. "Thanks for that, AJ, but don't worry 'bout it, Dash. Shit's funny to think about nowadays. Could probably write a skit about it now."
  108.  
  109. > Applejack poked a thumb behind her—arm flex yes—at the open area behind them.
  110.  
  111. "Yea, we're lookin' at one a' the new girls. Both of 'em now. We were honestly just about t' go introduce 'arselves."
  112.  
  113. > Rainbow Dash blinked.
  114.  
  115. "We were?"
  116.  
  117. "Well, /now/ we are. Gettin' caught red handed tends to do that, Dash."
  118.  
  119. "I'm afraid Applejack's right. To save face and atone, we /have/ to commit at this point."
  120.  
  121. > You smiled. Sometimes these girls were doinks, but immoral they were not. You uncrossed your arms.
  122.  
  123. "I'm coming too. I can relate to being eye-bullied, so maybe they'll take a liking to me."
  124.  
  125. > Rainbow scoffs and rolls her eyes with a smirk.
  126.  
  127. "Yea, okay Casanova. We know you give Applejack gaga eyes everytime she moves. I don't think being an eye-bully enabler will help your chances."
  128.  
  129. > You shrug honestly.
  130.  
  131. "Hey, what can I say? Thick thighs, muscles, and eyebrows save lives. Applejack's got 'em all."
  132.  
  133. > Applejack smiles bashfully, reaching up and rubbing the back of her neck with a burly arm.
  134.  
  135. "Shucks. Thank ya, Anon."
  136.  
  137. > You smiled back. You did your best to not look at her flexed arm.
  138. > You were half successful.
  139. > Damn, she was lucky she swung for the other team exclusively. So lucky. You would be /all/ over that.
  140. > What a woman.
  141.  
  142. "...But you oughta be saving those eye-fucks for the new girl in that case."
  143.  
  144. > You raise a brow. Huh...
  145.  
  146. "Oh?"
  147.  
  148. > Rarity whaps Applejack's arm.
  149.  
  150. "Applejack! Be decent!"
  151.  
  152. "I am! Decently honest!"
  153.  
  154. > Rainbow cackled as quietly as she could.
  155. > You cracked a grin and laughed too.
  156.  
  157. "Well, count me curious now."
  158.  
  159. "Ooh, he's got a scent now!"
  160.  
  161. "Careful ya don't scare her off, Anon. Hehe."
  162.  
  163. "Alright, there's definitely something up with them if you're bullying me this hard. Specifically /one of them/. On a scale of 1 to 10, how is she?"
  164.  
  165. "Look for yourself."
  166. "Look for yourself."
  167.  
  168. > Rarity released her fingers from the bridge of her nose and stepped out of the way, unblocking the middle of the aisle, and waves a hand towards the opening that sat in-between two shit eating grins.
  169.  
  170. "See for yourself, darling."
  171.  
  172. > Damn, you see how it is. Throwing you into the fire with no PPE. Alright.
  173.  
  174. > You make a show of huffing as you stalk past them to the bookcase end.
  175. > They just want to see you make a fool out of yourself.
  176.  
  177. "Sharks."
  178.  
  179. > At that, Rarity cracks a smirk as you walk past, planting a fist on her hip.
  180.  
  181. "We'll see who's the shark soon, Anon."
  182.  
  183. > You pause and stare at the pale fashionista.
  184. > And now Rarity's in on it!
  185. > It wasn't uncommon knowledge—between friends that is—of your true preference in women.
  186. > Everyone knows it.
  187. > Especially Applejack.
  188. > But, at the same time, they know you're not gonna chase her like you tried. She shut it down real quick when you became active about it, being as honest as she is, and you get the feeling that all of her friends respect you for instantly backing off but still staying her friend.
  189. > Thinking about it, that may have been the turning point in your relationship with them. You'd been mere decent acquaintances with them beforehand but they definitely started warming up to you after that almost immediately.
  190. > You grabbed that ember of friendship and cherished it.
  191. > Not that you'd tell them that.
  192. > What a great bunch of doinks.
  193.  
  194. > ...
  195.  
  196. > So why were they throwing this new girl under the bus with you?
  197. > Is she Applejack 2.0?
  198.  
  199. "Is she Applejack 2.0?"