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Sharp Dressed Anon

By Hawkeye
Created: 7th March 2021 05:06:14 PM

  1. >Day Dress to Impress
  2. >You're in Canterlot, tired of the scene in Ponyville.
  3. >Boring, nothing to do but attend Pinkie's parties.
  4. >You step out of the shower and towel off.
  5. >Pull on your lucky boxers, some socks, black pants.
  6. >Button up a clean shirt as you slip into the shoes you bought yesterday.
  7. >A black tie goes around your neck, and you slip your silk suit jacket on.
  8. >A few accessories to complete the look, and you head downstairs to the garage.
  9. >Your pride and joy, restored after you crashed into Equestria, sits before you.
  10. >A gift from your Uncle Dusty, it's a beautiful hot rod- an eliminator coupe to be specific.
  11. >Runs on magic now.
  12. >Still sounds the same though.
  13. >You roll out from under the apartment complex, the stallion in the gatehouse waving as you exit.
  14. >The sound of guitars on the radio mixes with the rumble of the engine as you cruise through the city.
  15. >Waving to the mares, your cufflinks catching the setting sun.
  16. >Girls can't help but doubletake.
  17. >One stands out, despite hre best efforts not to.
  18. >Its that one shy mare, from Ponyville.
  19. >She moved here not long after you.
  20. >Fluttershy, you think it was.
  21. >Cute girl, but didn't say much and avoided the nightlife.
  22. >What a shame.
  23. >You wave to her as you rumble past.
  24. >All the other mares throw jealous glares her way.
  25.  
  26. ----
  27.  
  28. >There he goes.
  29. >Oh my Goodness!
  30. >He waved...to you!
  31. >You can feel the blush creeping up your face.
  32. >The other mares are green with envy, causing you to shrink back as best you can.
  33. >As he speeds off towards the heart of the city, they disappate.
  34. >Except for three mares, who start strutting towards you.
  35. >You can hear guitars in the background.
  36. >Where was that coming fr-
  37. >Your train of thought is interrupted as they reach you.
  38. >Circling around you, they seem to be appraising you.
  39. >It's really embarassing.
  40. >Maybe you can just-
  41. >Nope, not gonna get away.
  42. "C-can I help you?"
  43. >The leader just smiles at you and winks, as the other two take hold and lead you down the street.
  44.  
  45. >At a nearby hair salon the leader tips a mare out of the chair, and she runs off as you're thrust down into the seat.
  46. >That was mean...surely the stylist will kick you all out for that, and then you can escape.
  47. >...or maybe she'll just start working on your mane.
  48. >The mares whisper things to the stylist, and she just nods as she works.
  49. >You weren't due for a haircut, but...this is nice.
  50. >Even if you don't really understand what's happening.
  51. >As the mare washes your mane, your thoughts drift to Anon.
  52. >He's always out partying, maybe you should find him tonight.
  53. >Show off your new mane style...
  54. >You always were a good dancer, you just didn't like all the other ponies being around.
  55. >Yes Fluttershy, that is what you have to do.
  56. >We'll go find him!
  57. >Right after these crazy mares let you go.
  58. >Hopefully that'll be right after you're done here.
  59.  
  60. >You were wrong.
  61. >After a long makeover session, your mane is...different.
  62. >It's wild, and cool and not very Fluttershy.
  63. >But it is PERFECT for what you plan to do tonight.
  64. >After that they didn't let you go though.
  65. >They took you for a hooficure.
  66. >Which was also nice.
  67. >They're very nice mares, you've decided.
  68. >You just wish they'd talk to you.
  69. >They always just wink, and smile and things like that.
  70. >At least they're friendly though.
  71. >Right now you're changing into another outfit.
  72. >You've been shopping for quite some time now.
  73. >Stepping out to go to the mirrors, the mares fawn over you.
  74. >As you spin around, they share a look, and drag you out of the store.
  75. "...but we haven't paid yet..."
  76. >One of them just smiles and winks at you.
  77. >They lead you into a fancy carriage, and the storeowner waves cheerfully as you drive away.
  78. >You just don't understand.
  79.  
  80. ---
  81.  
  82. >Parking the rod, you check that everything is in place.
  83. >Seeing that it all is, you step out onto the street and head for the club entrance.
  84. >You bypass the line, and the bouncer nods you inside.
  85. >LaGrange isn't a big club, not like some of the ballroooms, but its intimate and exclusive.
  86. >The low ceilings and varied levels make it dark, cozy, and hard to see across the crowd.
  87. >A couple of bearded rockers you met told you "they've got a lot of nice girls" here, whatever that meant.
  88. >You've gotten weirder tips though.
  89. >And the layout hides your ridiculous height well.
  90. >Grabbing a drink from the bar, you settle into a booth in a corner and sprawl out.
  91. >The main band just showed up -those bearded guys from before, plus their drummer.
  92. >But for now, there was just a DJ.
  93. >A couple mares out on the floor catch your eye.
  94. >But it's early, you're gonna let the floor heat up a bit first.
  95.  
  96. >Its been an hour or so, and you've got your best chances picked out.
  97. >Also, you're suitably liquored up.
  98. >That part is important.
  99. >Alcohol is to dancing as grease is to machinery.
  100. >Rising to head onto the floor, a commotion nearby draws your attention.
  101. >A quartet of mares stuts out onto the dance floor as the main band starts their set.
  102. >...
  103. >Those mares have got it going on!
  104. >Man, tonight just got way better!
  105. >A smile on your face, you push your way through their admirers, and three of the mares take notice.
  106. >They move right up to you, and quickly pull you past the other stallions onto the floor.
  107. >As you start to do your thing, they share some smiles and winks.
  108. >Soon the group moves in around you, and pushes you towards a leggy yellow and pink pegasus.
  109. >Damn, she looks fine.
  110. >She's got legs, and she knows how to use them.
  111. >Without hesitation, you take the hint.
  112.  
  113. >As the next song starts, the mare turns and notices you.
  114. >Holy shit!
  115. >Its Fluttershy!
  116. "Fluttershy, right? From Ponyville?"
  117. >"Y-you remember me!?"
  118. "I always remember a pretty face."
  119. >She blushes and looks away.
  120. "You look totally different than earlier though!"
  121. >"Oh, I just felt like going out tonght. Nothing s-special."
  122. "It looks great. You should go out more often." you smile.
  123. >As the song hits its stride, you cut the chit-chat and start to dance.
  124. >And good God, Fluttershy more than keeps up with you.
  125. >This girl knows what she's doing.
  126.  
  127. >As the night draws to a close, you sit in a booth with Fluttershy.
  128. >It was a great night, and you're both tired out.
  129. >Her friends have left to go hang with the band, and you're too busy talking to the mare in front of you to care.
  130. >The lights come up, and you stand.
  131. "Can I drive you home?"
  132. >"Is that all?" she teases, a blush on her cheeks.
  133. >This mare is alright.
  134.  
  135. ---
  136.  
  137. >Tonight has been just perfect.
  138. >You never did get to thank those girls for everything.
  139. >But after the band's last set, they just disappeared.
  140. >Or maybe you were too busy with Anon to see them leave.
  141. >Oh well.
  142. >But now you're here with him, in his car.
  143. >You feel so cool, cruising through Canterlot with the windows down and the radio up.
  144. >Just hanging out with Anon.
  145. >But what do you do next?
  146. >You've never gotten even close to this far with a stallion before!
  147. >Oh Fluttershy, you should have listened to somepony other than Rarity.
  148. >She was such a tease to her stallions, but you really wanted to reel this one in!
  149. >He was smart and fashionable and cool...
  150. >...and he was nice to you. He was interested in you.
  151. >Oh what to do, what to do!
  152.  
  153. >The car stops at a red light, and you look out the window.
  154. !!!
  155. >Its those three mares! And the stallions from the band!
  156. >They're sitting on a long bench outside a diner.
  157. >The stallions are sitting like Anon, and one of the girls winks at you before laying her head down on his leg.
  158. >She runs a hoof absently along the inside of the same leg.
  159. >The light turns green, and the stallions wave as you drive away.
  160. ....
  161. >You do exactly what the other mare did.
  162. >It feels nice, you could fall asleep like this.
  163. >You jump a bit as he lays his hand on your withers and gently rubs up your neck.
  164. >It feels so nice, you drift off.
  165.  
  166. ---
  167.  
  168. >Damnit.
  169. >She fell asleep.
  170. >And you have no idea where to go next to get to this mare's apartment.
  171. >It isn't far from yours, so you just redirect and head home.
  172. >You'll sleep on the couch tonight, you guess.
  173. >In all honesty, when you go downtown, you're usually looking to get some.
  174. >Lord knows you don't have any inhibitions any more.
  175. >But no matter how choice that flank is, you're not the kind of guy to take advantage of a mare.
  176. >Looks like you won't be getting any tush tonight.
  177.  
  178. >Back at your place, you carry the sleeping mare to your room and tuck her in.
  179. >In the closet you strip down to your boxers and throw on some pajama pants, then head for the couch.
  180. >Leaving an old 45 to play on the record player, you fall asleep.
  181.  
  182. >In the morning, you wake up to the smell of breakfast.
  183. >With a groan you roll off the couch, and get to your feet.
  184. >In the kitchen you find yourself having a terrible case of morning wood.
  185. >Which is not helped by the sight before you.
  186. >Fluttershy singing to herself, shaking her flank in time as she cooks.
  187. >"Give me all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too~"
  188.  
  189. [spoiler] It was a very ZZ Top weekend. [/spoiler]
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