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Sharp Dressed Anon

By Hawkeye
Created: 2021-03-07 17:06:14
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >Day Dress to Impress
  2. 2.
    >You're in Canterlot, tired of the scene in Ponyville.
  3. 3.
    >Boring, nothing to do but attend Pinkie's parties.
  4. 4.
    >You step out of the shower and towel off.
  5. 5.
    >Pull on your lucky boxers, some socks, black pants.
  6. 6.
    >Button up a clean shirt as you slip into the shoes you bought yesterday.
  7. 7.
    >A black tie goes around your neck, and you slip your silk suit jacket on.
  8. 8.
    >A few accessories to complete the look, and you head downstairs to the garage.
  9. 9.
    >Your pride and joy, restored after you crashed into Equestria, sits before you.
  10. 10.
    >A gift from your Uncle Dusty, it's a beautiful hot rod- an eliminator coupe to be specific.
  11. 11.
    >Runs on magic now.
  12. 12.
    >Still sounds the same though.
  13. 13.
    >You roll out from under the apartment complex, the stallion in the gatehouse waving as you exit.
  14. 14.
    >The sound of guitars on the radio mixes with the rumble of the engine as you cruise through the city.
  15. 15.
    >Waving to the mares, your cufflinks catching the setting sun.
  16. 16.
    >Girls can't help but doubletake.
  17. 17.
    >One stands out, despite hre best efforts not to.
  18. 18.
    >Its that one shy mare, from Ponyville.
  19. 19.
    >She moved here not long after you.
  20. 20.
    >Fluttershy, you think it was.
  21. 21.
    >Cute girl, but didn't say much and avoided the nightlife.
  22. 22.
    >What a shame.
  23. 23.
    >You wave to her as you rumble past.
  24. 24.
    >All the other mares throw jealous glares her way.
  25. 25.
     
  26. 26.
    ----
  27. 27.
     
  28. 28.
    >There he goes.
  29. 29.
    >Oh my Goodness!
  30. 30.
    >He waved...to you!
  31. 31.
    >You can feel the blush creeping up your face.
  32. 32.
    >The other mares are green with envy, causing you to shrink back as best you can.
  33. 33.
    >As he speeds off towards the heart of the city, they disappate.
  34. 34.
    >Except for three mares, who start strutting towards you.
  35. 35.
    >You can hear guitars in the background.
  36. 36.
    >Where was that coming fr-
  37. 37.
    >Your train of thought is interrupted as they reach you.
  38. 38.
    >Circling around you, they seem to be appraising you.
  39. 39.
    >It's really embarassing.
  40. 40.
    >Maybe you can just-
  41. 41.
    >Nope, not gonna get away.
  42. 42.
    "C-can I help you?"
  43. 43.
    >The leader just smiles at you and winks, as the other two take hold and lead you down the street.
  44. 44.
     
  45. 45.
    >At a nearby hair salon the leader tips a mare out of the chair, and she runs off as you're thrust down into the seat.
  46. 46.
    >That was mean...surely the stylist will kick you all out for that, and then you can escape.
  47. 47.
    >...or maybe she'll just start working on your mane.
  48. 48.
    >The mares whisper things to the stylist, and she just nods as she works.
  49. 49.
    >You weren't due for a haircut, but...this is nice.
  50. 50.
    >Even if you don't really understand what's happening.
  51. 51.
    >As the mare washes your mane, your thoughts drift to Anon.
  52. 52.
    >He's always out partying, maybe you should find him tonight.
  53. 53.
    >Show off your new mane style...
  54. 54.
    >You always were a good dancer, you just didn't like all the other ponies being around.
  55. 55.
    >Yes Fluttershy, that is what you have to do.
  56. 56.
    >We'll go find him!
  57. 57.
    >Right after these crazy mares let you go.
  58. 58.
    >Hopefully that'll be right after you're done here.
  59. 59.
     
  60. 60.
    >You were wrong.
  61. 61.
    >After a long makeover session, your mane is...different.
  62. 62.
    >It's wild, and cool and not very Fluttershy.
  63. 63.
    >But it is PERFECT for what you plan to do tonight.
  64. 64.
    >After that they didn't let you go though.
  65. 65.
    >They took you for a hooficure.
  66. 66.
    >Which was also nice.
  67. 67.
    >They're very nice mares, you've decided.
  68. 68.
    >You just wish they'd talk to you.
  69. 69.
    >They always just wink, and smile and things like that.
  70. 70.
    >At least they're friendly though.
  71. 71.
    >Right now you're changing into another outfit.
  72. 72.
    >You've been shopping for quite some time now.
  73. 73.
    >Stepping out to go to the mirrors, the mares fawn over you.
  74. 74.
    >As you spin around, they share a look, and drag you out of the store.
  75. 75.
    "...but we haven't paid yet..."
  76. 76.
    >One of them just smiles and winks at you.
  77. 77.
    >They lead you into a fancy carriage, and the storeowner waves cheerfully as you drive away.
  78. 78.
    >You just don't understand.
  79. 79.
     
  80. 80.
    ---
  81. 81.
     
  82. 82.
    >Parking the rod, you check that everything is in place.
  83. 83.
    >Seeing that it all is, you step out onto the street and head for the club entrance.
  84. 84.
    >You bypass the line, and the bouncer nods you inside.
  85. 85.
    >LaGrange isn't a big club, not like some of the ballroooms, but its intimate and exclusive.
  86. 86.
    >The low ceilings and varied levels make it dark, cozy, and hard to see across the crowd.
  87. 87.
    >A couple of bearded rockers you met told you "they've got a lot of nice girls" here, whatever that meant.
  88. 88.
    >You've gotten weirder tips though.
  89. 89.
    >And the layout hides your ridiculous height well.
  90. 90.
    >Grabbing a drink from the bar, you settle into a booth in a corner and sprawl out.
  91. 91.
    >The main band just showed up -those bearded guys from before, plus their drummer.
  92. 92.
    >But for now, there was just a DJ.
  93. 93.
    >A couple mares out on the floor catch your eye.
  94. 94.
    >But it's early, you're gonna let the floor heat up a bit first.
  95. 95.
     
  96. 96.
    >Its been an hour or so, and you've got your best chances picked out.
  97. 97.
    >Also, you're suitably liquored up.
  98. 98.
    >That part is important.
  99. 99.
    >Alcohol is to dancing as grease is to machinery.
  100. 100.
    >Rising to head onto the floor, a commotion nearby draws your attention.
  101. 101.
    >A quartet of mares stuts out onto the dance floor as the main band starts their set.
  102. 102.
    >...
  103. 103.
    >Those mares have got it going on!
  104. 104.
    >Man, tonight just got way better!
  105. 105.
    >A smile on your face, you push your way through their admirers, and three of the mares take notice.
  106. 106.
    >They move right up to you, and quickly pull you past the other stallions onto the floor.
  107. 107.
    >As you start to do your thing, they share some smiles and winks.
  108. 108.
    >Soon the group moves in around you, and pushes you towards a leggy yellow and pink pegasus.
  109. 109.
    >Damn, she looks fine.
  110. 110.
    >She's got legs, and she knows how to use them.
  111. 111.
    >Without hesitation, you take the hint.
  112. 112.
     
  113. 113.
    >As the next song starts, the mare turns and notices you.
  114. 114.
    >Holy shit!
  115. 115.
    >Its Fluttershy!
  116. 116.
    "Fluttershy, right? From Ponyville?"
  117. 117.
    >"Y-you remember me!?"
  118. 118.
    "I always remember a pretty face."
  119. 119.
    >She blushes and looks away.
  120. 120.
    "You look totally different than earlier though!"
  121. 121.
    >"Oh, I just felt like going out tonght. Nothing s-special."
  122. 122.
    "It looks great. You should go out more often." you smile.
  123. 123.
    >As the song hits its stride, you cut the chit-chat and start to dance.
  124. 124.
    >And good God, Fluttershy more than keeps up with you.
  125. 125.
    >This girl knows what she's doing.
  126. 126.
     
  127. 127.
    >As the night draws to a close, you sit in a booth with Fluttershy.
  128. 128.
    >It was a great night, and you're both tired out.
  129. 129.
    >Her friends have left to go hang with the band, and you're too busy talking to the mare in front of you to care.
  130. 130.
    >The lights come up, and you stand.
  131. 131.
    "Can I drive you home?"
  132. 132.
    >"Is that all?" she teases, a blush on her cheeks.
  133. 133.
    >This mare is alright.
  134. 134.
     
  135. 135.
    ---
  136. 136.
     
  137. 137.
    >Tonight has been just perfect.
  138. 138.
    >You never did get to thank those girls for everything.
  139. 139.
    >But after the band's last set, they just disappeared.
  140. 140.
    >Or maybe you were too busy with Anon to see them leave.
  141. 141.
    >Oh well.
  142. 142.
    >But now you're here with him, in his car.
  143. 143.
    >You feel so cool, cruising through Canterlot with the windows down and the radio up.
  144. 144.
    >Just hanging out with Anon.
  145. 145.
    >But what do you do next?
  146. 146.
    >You've never gotten even close to this far with a stallion before!
  147. 147.
    >Oh Fluttershy, you should have listened to somepony other than Rarity.
  148. 148.
    >She was such a tease to her stallions, but you really wanted to reel this one in!
  149. 149.
    >He was smart and fashionable and cool...
  150. 150.
    >...and he was nice to you. He was interested in you.
  151. 151.
    >Oh what to do, what to do!
  152. 152.
     
  153. 153.
    >The car stops at a red light, and you look out the window.
  154. 154.
    !!!
  155. 155.
    >Its those three mares! And the stallions from the band!
  156. 156.
    >They're sitting on a long bench outside a diner.
  157. 157.
    >The stallions are sitting like Anon, and one of the girls winks at you before laying her head down on his leg.
  158. 158.
    >She runs a hoof absently along the inside of the same leg.
  159. 159.
    >The light turns green, and the stallions wave as you drive away.
  160. 160.
    ....
  161. 161.
    >You do exactly what the other mare did.
  162. 162.
    >It feels nice, you could fall asleep like this.
  163. 163.
    >You jump a bit as he lays his hand on your withers and gently rubs up your neck.
  164. 164.
    >It feels so nice, you drift off.
  165. 165.
     
  166. 166.
    ---
  167. 167.
     
  168. 168.
    >Damnit.
  169. 169.
    >She fell asleep.
  170. 170.
    >And you have no idea where to go next to get to this mare's apartment.
  171. 171.
    >It isn't far from yours, so you just redirect and head home.
  172. 172.
    >You'll sleep on the couch tonight, you guess.
  173. 173.
    >In all honesty, when you go downtown, you're usually looking to get some.
  174. 174.
    >Lord knows you don't have any inhibitions any more.
  175. 175.
    >But no matter how choice that flank is, you're not the kind of guy to take advantage of a mare.
  176. 176.
    >Looks like you won't be getting any tush tonight.
  177. 177.
     
  178. 178.
    >Back at your place, you carry the sleeping mare to your room and tuck her in.
  179. 179.
    >In the closet you strip down to your boxers and throw on some pajama pants, then head for the couch.
  180. 180.
    >Leaving an old 45 to play on the record player, you fall asleep.
  181. 181.
     
  182. 182.
    >In the morning, you wake up to the smell of breakfast.
  183. 183.
    >With a groan you roll off the couch, and get to your feet.
  184. 184.
    >In the kitchen you find yourself having a terrible case of morning wood.
  185. 185.
    >Which is not helped by the sight before you.
  186. 186.
    >Fluttershy singing to herself, shaking her flank in time as she cooks.
  187. 187.
    >"Give me all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too~"
  188. 188.
     
  189. 189.
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