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Muddershy Shorts (Ongoing)
By HawkeyeCreated: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-03-07 17:10:46
Expiry: Never
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>Day Tough Mudder
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>With the help of AJ and Rainbow, you had built Equestria's first Tough Mudder course
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>12 miles long
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>21 obstacles
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>You were goddamn pumped to run this thing.
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>You were in the first group of the day, with Dash and AJ.
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>Celestia gave the starting speech, getting the group pumped up.
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>Thats when you see her.
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>Holy Hell, what the shit is Fluttershy doing here!?
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“Fluttershy! What are you doing here?” Dash ask incredulously.
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>”Oh, well, I thought maybe I could prove myself to you if I did this, Anon.”
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“Flutters” you begin, face meeting palm, “this event isn't a joke. Its brutal. I don't think you should do this.”
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>”Don't be silly, Anon, nothing is too hard if it wins your love.” she smiles.
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>AJ and Rainbow give you a look.
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>”Well, alright, Sugarcube. But you had best stick with us.”
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>Oh God, what have you done?
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>Celestia finishes her speech, and the group takes off at a run.
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>You join the pack.
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>After a few twists along the mud-covered trail, you reach Obstacle 1: The Arctic Enema
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>You line up, eager to get through this, Fluttershy right behind you.
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>You sigh, but allow her to stick to you as you approach the water-filled dumpsters.
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>AJ and Rainbow jump together.
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>”OH SWEET CELESTIA IS THAT COLD!” Dash shouts, surfacing.
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>AJ just grabs her and drags her under the water, and they resurface past the board, scrambling towards the ladders out.
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>You're next up, and get ready to take the plunge.
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>”A-Anon? What exactly-AAaaieeeeee!”
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>You grab her hoof as you leap headlong into the ice-filled pool.
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>You don't surface until you're past the board.
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>You hold Fluttershy over your head, as she shivers and trembles.
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>”A-a-anon? I-I-I d-don't think th-this is-s a go-od idea anym-more...”
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>You say nothing as you clamber over the side and onto the muddy path.
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>Dash and AJ just grin.
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>”Sorry, Flutters, but its a mite too late to turn back” AJ laughs
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>Looks like you'll spend the day with.
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>Fucking Muddershy.
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>Still Day Tough Mudder
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>Fluttershy has joined your team.
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>It is not an improvement, but rather a challenge.
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>Can you forcibly drag Yellow Quiet through the entire course?
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>You regroup after the Arctic Enema.
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>”Whoo-ee! That was mighty cold! I can still feel it in mah bones!” Applejack says, shaking her stetson as dry as possible.
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“Lets keep moving, we've only just started!” you beam enthusiasticly, dropping a shivering Fluttershy.
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>She lands on her hooves, sinking an inch into the mud with a soft 'plop'
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>You lead the way, Rainbow and AJ herding Fluttershy along behind you.
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>”Uh uh, Sugarcube” you hear Applejack say after Flutters tries to make an escape “You wanted to do this, an' we ain't gonna let you quit so easy.”
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>”Yeah, come on Fluttershy! You're never gonna impress Anon like that!”
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>You facepalm.
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>Fluttershy marshals her courage and presses on.
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>The sun feels warm on your back, and the ice bath has invigorated you.
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>You stretch out your legs and run as the next obstacle comes into view.
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>You look to your compatriots, and see Rainbow whispering something into Applejack's ear.
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>She nods, tips her hat in front of her eyes, and gallops towards one of the lanes.
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>Throwing herself down, she slides most of the way through.
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>As she starts to crawl, you notice the occasional twitch as one of the live wires touch her, but she makes it out in no time at all.
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>Rainbow pushes poor Fluttershy up to one of the lanes.
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>”Come on, Fluttershy! I know you've got it in you!”
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>“I dont, I mean, um...”
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>She cautiously pokes a hoof onto the slip-n-slide-esque material.
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>Rainbow spins and bucks Flutters in the flank, sending her flying down the channel.
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>Dash then gets a running start and shoots down a lane of her own.
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>”EEEEEEEEEeeeee-*urk!*”
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>Oh what the hell.
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>Flutterbutt stopped sliding with her flank in the air still.
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>And it appears her generous [spoiler]perfect-for-child-bearing[/spoiler] hips have each touched a wire.
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>She is effectively paralyzed.
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>Dash is still crawling.
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>Applejack is carrying on with one of the workers nearby.
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>Your enthusiasm dies, as irritated resignation wells up inside of you.
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>Backing way up, you lean a bit forward...
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>...and sprint towards Fluttershy's lane.
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>With all the speed you can muster, you fling yourself onto your chest, hurtling forward.
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>The side of your face and your right shoulder make shocking contact with Flutterbutt.
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>She scoots out into the mud with a soft “eep!”
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>You begin the crawl, occasionally bumping into the wood frames, or catching your...wait, no.
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>You aren't bumping anything.
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>Those twitches are the wires.
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>Huh, how 'bout that.
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>You finally scramble out of the wires, your calf giving one last jerk as a final wire clips you.
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>Standing up, Applejack has a limp Fluttershy draped over her withers.
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>Her and Rainbow are wearing enormous grins.
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>”Aw, looks like big bad Anon here has a heart after all!” the farm pony chuckles.
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“Well if /somepony/ hadn't been too busy trying to end her dry spell...” you counter.
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>”Hay now, that ain't fair! A mare has needs!” AJ whines, Rainbow snickers beside her.
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“Lets just keep moving.” you suggest, gesturing towards the trail with a sweeping motion. “After you.”
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>Rainbow drops back to walk next to you, and thanks you...
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>...for saving Muddershy.
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(My apologies, these next 3 obstacles aren't featured on the ToughMudder Site, so I found the best pics I could)
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>Day Still Tough Mudder
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>Its been about a mile since the first two obstacles.
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>The next three are pretty tame compared to the last ones.
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“Kiss of Mud is next, right?” you ask.
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>”If'n I recall correctly, it is. Then Glory Blades, then the Ladder t' Hell.” AJ answers.
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>You shrug.
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> Not too awful, but can't wear out all the contestants this early.
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>Reach Kiss of Mud.
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>Its just a good old-fashioned army crawl beneath barbed-wire.
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>Plenty of mud and ice-water to boot.
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>You forge ahead, letting the girls take care of Flutters on this one.
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>Just need a bit of a break from her.
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>And other than snagging her mane on the wire, she does alright.
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>You're waiting at the end, and offer your hand to pull her to her hooves.
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>A slap of the flank scoots her forward so you can help AJ and Dash up.
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>Your hand was dirty anyways.
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>Dash leads off, and Applejack grabs your pants leg to hold you back.
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> “Now what was all that about?”
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“The Kiss of Mud?”
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>”No, gosh darnit! I saw what ya did, givin' Fluttershy that little bump on her rump.”
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“Just getting her moving, Applejack. No more, no less.”
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>”Alright, Sugarcube. If you say so...”
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>You frown slightly, but brush it off.
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>Not far from the Kiss of Mud you encounter Glory Blades.
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>Instead of normal walls to climb, these are a bit shorter, but angled towards you.
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>Its an exercise in pure upper body strength, as your feet won't have anything to push off of.
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>AJ expertly leaps the first one, but loses footing and slides off before she can lend a hoof to the rest of you.
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>Dash runs at it, and grossly miscalculates.
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>She impacts the boards with a dull thud.
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>Forgot her wings were tied down, you suppose.
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“Rainbow! Are you alright?” you ask, kneeling beside her.
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>”Yeah, dude. I'm cool.” she says, eyes rolling about her head still.
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>She stands, and walks into a support beam.
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>You scoop her up in your arms.
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>”Hay! I'm fine, Anon!”
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>Nope.
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>You lift her and push her over the edge.
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>Repeat with Fluttershy.
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>Grab the edge yourself, and jump.
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>You manage to wrestle yourself up enough to sling a leg over, and roll over.
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>Sliding down the other side, you see AJ making Rainbow Dash walk a straight line.
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“How is she?”
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>”Seems fine now. Just got a bit shook up, is all.” Applejack replies.
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>”I told you I was good!”
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“Come on Rainbow Crash. Still got two more of these to do.” you jab, grabbing Fluttershy and tossing her over the next wall.
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>She slides down the other side with a quiet “Eep!”
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>Rainbow clears it this time, and Applejack follows.
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>Once more, you pull yourself over.
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>Shits tiring.
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>Last one.
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>AJ manages to stay at the edge this time, so you can hand Fluttershy up instead of tossing her.
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>But Fluttershy dodges your grip.
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>Running with all of her minimal power, she jumps high enough to land on Dash.
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>She then bounces up high enough for Applejack to grab her hooves.
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>With AJ's help, she frantically scrambles over the edge.
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>”...yay!”
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>You can't help but smile.
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>Its good to know that she's at least going to try.
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>Dash jumps up and over, and you jump up.
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>You push yourself up on your arms, and AJ pushes your butt, sending you sliding headfirst into the grass at the bottom.
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“Gee, thanks, Applejack.” you grumble, unfolding yourself.
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>”Anytime, Sugarcube.” she says with a wink, landing neatly beside you.
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>That mare needs a coltfriend already, damn
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>Brush yourself off, and you can already see the next obstacle in this little cluster.
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>The Ladder to Hell.
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>Really, just a giant ladder made of 2x10's spaced three feet or so apart.
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>This would blow if you had a fear of heights.
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>Which, gauging by her hyperventillation, Fluttershy has.
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>Sigh.
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>You jog up to the contruct, and Dash leap onto it.
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>AJ grabs Fluttershy and drags her onto the first step.
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>”Come on now, Flutterbutter, it ain't that hard.”
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>”B-but its s-so high!”
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>You know what has to be done.
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>Even if it really isn't what you want to do.
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>Put on your best teacher face.
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>You reach up to the next rung, and pull yourself up.
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>Looking down to your right, you offer a hand.
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“C'mon Fluttershy. I'll help you.”
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>She looks nervously between the top and you, then stretched her hoof out.
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>You grab it, and pull her up right beside you.
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>She fearfully attaches herself to the ladder, while you move up.
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>You do this over and over until she's at the top.
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>She clings to a post as you roll onto your stomach, laying on the top boards.
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>The descent will be impossible, there's no good way for you to help her.
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>Unless...
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>You look up at her.
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“Fluttershy, climb on.”
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>”W-what?”
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“My back. Climb on. I'll carry you down.”
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>”Oh Anon! You're my hero!”
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“Don't push it.”
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>”Sorry.” she says, carefully wrapping her hooves around your shoulders.
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>You begin the descent, going much faster than the climb up.
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>”Ohmygoodnessohmygoodnessohmygoodness”
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>With a small hop, you land on solid ground.
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>Tweedle Dash and Tweedle Apple are grinning at you like the idiots they are.
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>”Come on, loverboy. Water Station is just ahead!” Dash yells, taking off down the path.
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>Applejack follows as Fluttershy climbs off your back.
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>Even if your friends gave you some ribbing about it, you feel good for...
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>...helping Muddershy.
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>Day still Tough Mudder in Equestria.
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>The last water station was two miles ago.
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>Fluttershy is really dragging, but the girls won't let her stop.
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>”Come on, Fluttershy! You think that's gonna impress Anon!”
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“For Christ's sake, Dash...”
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>You facepalm.
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>Luckily the next obstacle is up next: Trench Warfare
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>A series of trenches with some 90 degree turns in them.
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>All covered, so the center is pitch black.
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>Of course, and as always, this new situation is terrifying to Fluttershy.
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>Thinking quickly, you wink at AJ and she trots over.
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>You whisper your plan to her, then crawl down into one of the tunnels.
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>You can hear them still coaxing Flutters behind you.
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>After a while, they stop talking, and you stop moving.
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>Its Dark. As. Fuck.
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>But what comes next is the key.
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“Um, Fluttershy?”
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>No answer.
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“Fluttershy?” you yell louder.
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>”Anon?” she timidly calls back.
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“I seem to be caught on something...I can't get out.”
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>Her response is too quiet to discern.
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“I can't hear you, 'Shy! Can you send AJ or Dash?”
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>”Um, they, uh, already went into the tunnels!”
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“Well...I guess, can you come help me then?”
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>”Oh, well I um, I don't think-”
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“For me?”
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>You hear her squeak, and then nothing.
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>Nothing.
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>A scraping, and some hyperventilating behind you.
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>You crawl forward as fast as you can, and scramble out of the hole.
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>Turning around, you drop back in, an cover as much of the exit as possible.
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>AJ and Dash pull on your shirt, stretching it over the gaps.
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>You are now covering the entire exit.
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>“A-Anon?” you hear Fluttershy calling you.
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“I'm here, Fluttershy! Keep coming!”
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>“Okay...it just seems so far...”
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“I'm right here, Flutters.” you encourage.
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>Finally, after endless coaxing, she runs into you.
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>You wrap your arms around her, and roll onto your back.
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>”Eeeeep!”
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>She seizes up as AJ and Rainbow pull her off of you so you can get up.
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>Dusting yourself off, you can see the signs saying its the Wounded Warrior Carry next.
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>AJ and Dash are debating who carries who first.
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>You sneak up behind them and the just-recovered Fluttershy, and grab them all in a bear hug.
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>With a maniacal giggle, you take off down the path.
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>”You let me go, goshdarnit!”
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>”Not cool man!”
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>”I don't mind...”
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>”Aw quiet, you!”
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“Heeheeheeheehee!”
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>Finally you reach the 'change places' marker and set them down.
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>You're quite winded, but also rather pleased with yourself.
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>Breathing deeply, you catch a glimpse of Dash as you catch your breath.
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>She seems rather disgruntled, but AJ is whispering something to her.
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>Ooof!
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>It would appear you have been table-topped.
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>The grass beneath you begins to move.
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>Or rather, you are moving over the grass.
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>”I may have... a few regrets... about this here plan... Rainbow!”
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>AJ may have underestimated your size.
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>You feel a second pony join her, and she sighs in relief as you begin to accelerate.
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>1 mph, here we come!
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>You smile at Fluttershy, who just stares at you for a second, before joining her friends.
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>You barely notice.
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>Careful not to alert the girls, you swing your arms wide, and bend your knees.
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>Shifting around a bit, to disguise what you're doing, you let your palms hit the ground.
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>Slowly you begin to crab-walk, lessening the load on the poor mares.
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>Dash groans in frustration.
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>”Darn it, AJ! Those stallions just passed us! I wanted to be the first done!”
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“Its not a race, Rainbow. Its a challenge.”
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>”We're almost to th' end, Dash. Just... a bit... further...”
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>Suddenly you feel the mares collapse underneath you.
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>You barely catch yourself in time.
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>Standing up, you can see the next obstacle about half a mile away, across the field.
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>Just beyond that is water.
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“Come on girls. We'll never pass those stallions like that!”
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>Rainbow perks up immediately, tossing Fluttershy on her back as she trots off down the path.
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>You throw AJ over your shoulder.
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>”Hay! I don' need no help, ya hear!?”
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“Just take it easy. I'm plenty impressed that y'all carried me that far.”
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>”Ya callin' me weak!?”
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“Nope. I'm just heavy.”
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>”And what's with encouraging Rainbow?” she asks, dropping her volume.
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“I know, it isn't a race. But it sure got her motivated, didn't it?”
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>”Hmmm, well, I guess I can't argue with the truth.”
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>You catch up with Rainbow Dash, and set AJ back on her hooves.
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>Fluttershy takes her place.
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>Your rag-tag band reaches the ladders of the next obstacle: Walk the Plank
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>You drop Fluttershy at the top of the platform.
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>AJ and Dash go first, a cannonball and a neat, clean dive, respectively.
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>When they pop out of the water, you look over to Fluttershy.
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>”Miss you gotta go, or get outta the way.” the lifeguard at the top grunts.
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>”Maybe I'll just-EEEEEEEEE!!!”
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>As she begins to chicken out, you push her off the edge.
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>Despite landing in an arm-flailing belly-flop, she disappears into the water with a quiet bloop.
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>A moment later, she surfaces.
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“eeeeee!”
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>AJ and Rainbow drag the floundering Fluttershy to shore, and you leap in.
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“CANNON BALL!!!”
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>Holy shit this water was deeper than you expected!
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>It feels like forever getting to the surface, but you make it as your lungs start to burn.
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>Bobbing for a second to get your bearings, you sight the shore and paddle over.
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>As you wade ashore, you see Fluttershy spawled-out on her back, not moving.
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“I'm not giving you CPR, Fluttershy.” you state flatly as you walk past.
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>Rainbow and AJ laugh, falling in behind you.
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>You can't help but smile as you hear a quiet “darn!” whispered behind you.
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>Just another ridiculous mile spent
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>Laughing at Muddershy.
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>Day Tough Mudder (It never ends!)
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>Gathered at the water station, you recoup with your partners Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
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>Plus your foolhardy tag-along and stalker, Fluttershy.
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>You slam down a few cups of water.
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>Gonna be a bit toasty out today.
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>Your recent plunge and the water has helped loads.
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>Feeling refreshed and ready, you turn to your compadres.
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“Ready to roll?”
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>”You know it!” Dash boasts, trotting off.
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>”Well its a good thing I'm ready too.” Applejack snorts. “Come on, Flutterbutter. Lets get going.”
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>Following the prismatic pegasus, you all catch up to her standing at a wood pile.
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>Logs of various sizes sit in a heap.
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>”We gonna share or do this ourselves?” Rainbow asks impatiently.
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“I'll go it alone.” You offer.
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>”No offense, Sugarcube, but I think we already knew that.”
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>You shrug, and shoulder a chunk of wood as big as a pony.
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“See ya later.” you smirk, and stroll down the course.
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>And by 'down the course' you mean 'across the pond'
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>Right.
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>Forgot you did that.
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>You slosh into the water, but it isn't more than knee-deep for you.
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>Wouldn't want the ponies to drown now.
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“Gah, fuck!” you curse, as your foot drops into a hole, causing you to lose balance.
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>You recover, and take a moment to look behind you.
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>You see Rainbow and AJ both sporting impressive wood.
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“Hey y'all, its not a competition.”
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>”Just...just can it...Anon!” Rainbow grunts as she trudges past you.
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>”Nothin'... more th'n a... friendly... wager!” Applejack adds.
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>”Friendly”
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>Of course.
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“Where's Fluttershy?” you ask, looking back up the route.
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>They're too busy to answer, but its easy enough to see.
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>Her yellow coat stands out against the murky water as she struggles under the weight of her wood.
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>Quickly turning, you power across the pond, passing the grunting and swearing olympians, and dropping your log in the marked area.
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>And then you head back.
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>You wave cheerily at the dynamic duo as you wade past them.
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>”Buck... you... Anon!”
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>Crossing about half the lake, you find Fluttershy trapped in a hole.
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>She's up to her neck in water.
-
360.
>Her eyes are closed, and she's hyperventilating.
-
361.
>Kneeling down in the water, you reach out.
-
362.
>In one hand, you take hold of a piece of log about the size of your forearm.
-
363.
>In the other, you procure the panicked pegasus.
-
364.
>As you hoist her into the air, she instinctively latches onto your chest without opening her eyes.
-
365.
>You roll your eyes as you trudge to the shore.
-
366.
>Next to the drop zone, AJ and Rainbow Dash lay sprawled in the grass.
-
367.
>You set the wood down, and pry Fluttershy off your chest.
-
368.
>Setting her down, she curls up on the grass.
-
369.
>You step to your collapsed teammates.
-
370.
>“Hey there, Anon.” AJ says.
-
371.
“I expected better of you two. Especially the Element of Loyalty.” you say, frowning in Rainbow's direction.
-
372.
>“What? I swear, it wasn't like the Running of the Leaves thing-”
-
373.
“Not that! You left Fluttershy stuck in a muddy hole! I know I've said this is about challenging yourself Rainbow, but its also about camaraderie, and comrades don't leave teammates behind!”
-
374.
>”Aw shucks.” Applejack mutters. She looks up at you. “I'm sorry Anon. We jus' got so caught up in tryin' to out-do each other-”
-
375.
“I know, I know. Fluttershy is fine.” you tut, crouching down. “But from now on, lets do things as a team, okay? No more Applejack versus Rainbow Dash, just us, the Elements of Toughness. Deal?”
-
376.
“Deal!”
-
377.
“You got it, Sugarcube!”
-
378.
>And with that, they hurry over to apologize to Fluttershy via tackle-hug.
-
379.
>Probably should have warned her about that.
-
380.
-
381.
>Its been about a mile since Hold Your Wood.
-
382.
>Just ahead, you can see a tangle of felled tree trunks, crisscrossed like lincoln logs.
-
383.
>Only Lincoln logs don't usually have barbed wire.
- 384.
-
385.
>With a running start, you vault the first log.
-
386.
>Duck, scramble, roll, crawl.
-
387.
>Under, over, under, through.
-
388.
>The barbed wire is more than enough incentive to keep you on the course intended.
-
389.
>A few times you have to brave the barbs though, as the gaps are made for ponies, not humans.
-
390.
>It surprises you how long this section is, and you emerge at the end quite winded.
-
391.
>After catching your breath, you climb the nearest corner of the obstacle to watch your team.
-
392.
>They're taking it slower than you did, and they aren't the best at crawling under the logs.
-
393.
>But what matters most is that all three are sticking together.
-
394.
>You probably should have stayed with them,
-
395.
>But you wanted to watch, to be sure.
-
396.
>You're there to offer a Helping Hand when they reach the end of the gauntlet.
-
397.
>They immediately press on, and you follow.
-
398.
>”Come on, water in a mile, I can see it!” Rainbow says, coaching a winded Fluttershy along.
-
399.
>”Whoo-ee! That was tirin' but fun!”
-
400.
“Glad you liked it. Big Mac let us use the trees from the South Orchard.”
-
401.
>You swear you can hear her mind shattering.
-
402.
-
403.
>Stopping for water, AJ continues to berate you.
-
404.
>Apparently she didn't think your joke was funny.
-
405.
>”...and I planted my first tree in that orchard!”
-
406.
>You just nod along until she finishes.
-
407.
>Drink some water. Get banana's.
-
408.
“Here's AJ, have a banana.”
-
409.
>”Why?”
-
410.
“Because you get grumpy when you're hungry.” you say as she munches away. “Better?”
-
411.
>”Better.” she smiles. “But don't go makin' any more jokes about Sweet Apple Acres, ya hear?”
-
412.
“Calm yourself, Treekicker.” you laugh, tipping her stetson over her eyes. “No more jokes.”
-
413.
>“You two done yet? I wanna get moving!” Dash whines.
-
414.
“Fluttershy, have you eaten?”
-
415.
>Shoving the last of it in her mouth, she puffs her cheeks like a squirrel.
-
416.
>She smiles and nods.
-
417.
“Well, okay then. Lets move along.”
-
418.
-
419.
>Another mile down the course, you reach a large wooden construct.
- 420.
-
421.
>You had almost skipped this one, not thinking ponies could pull it off.
-
422.
>But Dash had taken offense, and you put Hangin' Tough and Funky Monkey back in the lineup.
-
423.
>Also, you were terrible at this one.
-
424.
>Just awful.
-
425.
>Your gaze drifts to the icy blue water, and you consider just jumping in and swimming.
-
426.
>”Come on, Anon!” Rainbow encourages you, as Applejack begins swinging across.
-
427.
>”Ah pony-” SPLASH “-feathers.”
-
428.
>And AJ is down.
-
429.
>Fluttershy is making her way across now, and it looks like weighing next to nothing is helping quite a bit.
-
430.
>With a grimace, you grab the first ring.
-
431.
>Reaching out, you take another.
-
432.
>”Whoa!” Rainbow shouts, losing grip and flying into the water.
-
433.
>Fluttershy is across, and waiting with a slightly shivering Applejack.
-
434.
>Two more rings and you're halfway there!
-
435.
>As you grab the next one, you feel it: grease.
-
436.
>In your hubris, you had forgotten some of these were greased, and your weight was already shifted.
-
437.
>It slips out of your hand, and you mutter a few oaths.
-
438.
>Landing with a splash, you quickly surface.
-
439.
>Being in the front of the first group has some downsides.
-
440.
>Like all the ice water being fresh.
-
441.
“Goddamnitgoddamnitgoddammnit” you mumble, pushing through the water to the ladder.
-
442.
>”Oh, Anon! You look cold!” Fluttershy cries out, rushing to you.
-
443.
>She wraps you in a hug.
-
444.
>You swear you hear her stifle an 'eeep' as she realizes how cold you really are.
-
445.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash just smirk at you.
-
446.
>Rolling your eyes at them, you lift Fluttershy off of you.
-
447.
”I must have missed you hugging Rainbow earlier.”
-
448.
>”Oh, she has fur though! She's fine. Just a little grumpy.” Fluttershy replies cheerfully.
-
449.
>You chuckle a little, and AJ lets out a laugh.
-
450.
>”Lets just keep moving.” Rainbow growls.
-
451.
>As you press on down the course, you just can't stop...
-
452.
>...laughing with Muddershy.
-
453.
-
454.
>Day The Mudder Never Ends! In Equestria
-
455.
>As your dynamic quartet heads away from Hangin' Tough, the next obstacle comes into view.
- 456.
-
457.
>This would be easier if you had gone later.
-
458.
>But as is, the flames are going pretty good still.
-
459.
>”Um, Anon?” Fluttershy looks at you questioningly.
-
460.
“Yessss?”
-
461.
>”What do we, um, do?”
-
462.
>Rainbow answers that by jumping over the flames, Applejack close on her tail.
-
463.
“Pretty much that.” you say with a shrug.
-
464.
>”Oh, oh dear...”
-
465.
>You nudge her along, until she's lined up to go.
-
466.
“C'mon Flutters, the flames aren't that bad.”
-
467.
>”Yeah!” Rainbow shouts from the other side. “Its totally easier than that time you faced that dragon!”
-
468.
>”D-d-d-dragon!?” Fluttershy chatters, before going hooves-up.
-
469.
>Your face is getting rather familiar with your palm at this point.
-
470.
>”Sugarcube, I know ya meant well, but let Anon do the fancy talkin' from now on.”
-
471.
>”Ooops, my bad. Sorry, Anon.”
-
472.
>You grab Fluttershy for the umpteenth time today and run towards the fire.
-
473.
>And over we go!
-
474.
>Bracing for deep water, your legs take a mighty jolt as they hit the bottom of the pool.
-
475.
“Gaaaaargh!” you shout, as Fluttershy goes flying out of your arms.
-
476.
>Luckily her friends caught her, as you scale the rope net out of the cold water and take a seat on the edge.
-
477.
>”You okay, Anon?”
-
478.
>”Ya prob'ly shouldn'ta stiff-legged it there, partner.”
-
479.
“Yeah.” you grunt. “I've got this. I'm good. Let's go.”
-
480.
>You had been jogging down a nice wooded path for quite a while now.
-
481.
>Fluttershy was pretending to still be passed out.
-
482.
>She may have once been a model, but she will never be much of an actress.
-
483.
>But you didn't mind, this part of the path was peaceful.
-
484.
>A small creek was nearby, and the ground was soft here.
-
485.
>Nice now, but you were sure that after your group and the one after passed over, it would be a muddy hell-hole.
-
486.
>You smile at your own evil designs.
-
487.
>Rainbow breaks the quiet all of a sudden.
-
488.
>”Look, I see the next obstacle!”
- 489.
-
490.
>Here the creek emptied into a muddy pond.
-
491.
>Ropes crossed, tied to posts on either shore.
-
492.
>The long cables dipped so low that a pony would be soaked as they scooted across.
-
493.
“Alright, Flutters. The free ride ends here.” you say, setting her down, despite her best puppy dog eyes.
-
494.
>Been immune to those for a very long time now.
-
495.
>Walking to the waters edge, you grab hold of the line with both hands.
-
496.
>You back up until only your feet are on dry land.
-
497.
>You set one ankle on the rope, then lift the other to cross it.
-
498.
>Thus set, you begin to pull yourself along.
-
499.
>The going gets easier when you hit the water.
-
500.
>You let the water take your weight, floating as you pull yourself along.
-
501.
>Rainbow Dash swims past you, wet mane and a deep scowl across her face.
-
502.
>”Not a bucking word, Anon.” she growls as she moves past.
-
503.
>When you reach shore, you join Rainbow on some nearby grass, watching AJ come along the rope.
-
504.
>Fluttershy has also abandoned the rope, and is just swimming.
-
505.
>When they reach land, you let Applejack and Rainbow take the lead again.
-
506.
>Too competitive sometimes, those two.
-
507.
>”Um, Anon?”
-
508.
>You look down at the still dripping pegasus.
-
509.
>”Well, um, there seems to be a lot of water here, and I know you had a hoof in designing it...”
-
510.
>You continue to stare as you walk.
-
511.
>She hides behind her mane for a second.
-
512.
>”I was wondering, if maybe, um, soakingwetmaresisyourfetish?”
-
513.
“No Fluttershy, I was not thinking about surrounding myself with wet mares when I designed this course.” you say loudly.
-
514.
“O-oh.” she says in the smallest voice imaginable, as the two mares ahead of you stumble.
-
515.
>Rainbow is on the ground laughing and Applejack masks her own laughter with her hat as you walk by, a very embarrassed Fluttershy following.
-
516.
>”Oh, Shy..” you hear the farmpony chuckle as she falls in behind you.
-
517.
>”I can't believe you actually asked him that!” Rainbow laughs, catching up.
-
518.
>As you lead the way, you can help but smile.
-
519.
>Its always fun
-
520.
>Embarrassing Muddershy.
-
521.
-
522.
>Day Mudderbump
-
523.
>As the ponies behind you shake themselves dry, you press on.
-
524.
>No sense drying off, you remember what's next.
-
525.
>Guess Rainbow Splash forgot.
-
526.
>The trail does a quick u-turn, and you reach another pond.
-
527.
>This one isn't on the creek though, and is much cleaner.
-
528.
>The clear water also reveals that its deeper.
-
529.
>The last one was only like five feet or so, but the muddy waters hid that pretty well.
-
530.
>This one was closer to twelve in the center.
-
531.
>A pair of lifeguards waits in a small raft near the center.
- 532.
-
533.
>Swimming across the pond, you need to duck under the barrels as you go.
-
534.
>Step in.
-
535.
>Oooh this pond's chilly!
-
536.
>Biting the bullet, you leap in as the other catch up.
-
537.
>Swearing in your head, you powerstroke out to the first set of barrels.
-
538.
>Under and up, under and up, under and up...
-
539.
>Clear!
-
540.
>You pause and look back.
-
541.
>AJ is doing a lazy backstroke.
-
542.
>Dash is paddling fastly and furiously.
-
543.
>Fluttershy is timidly puttering along in the back.
-
544.
>Ah well, they'll get here.
-
545.
>Onwards!
-
546.
>You easily clear the second set of barrels, and pause once more.
-
547.
>Applejack and Dash are quickly catching up, but Fluttershy can't seem to muster the courage to clear the first row of barrels, let alone the set.
-
548.
>You let out a sigh of disappointment.
-
549.
>Turning, you head for shore.
-
550.
-
551.
>As you lounge in the warm shallows, Rainbow and AJ reach you.
-
552.
“Where's Flutterbutt?”
-
553.
>”Aw, she's takin' her sweet time. Dilly-dallying about the barrels and all.”
-
554.
>”Why, miss her Anon?” Rainbow teases.
-
555.
>The stallions that passed you earlier make the turn and arrive at the waters edge.
-
556.
“Look Dash, its your friends from before. You can say hi when they pass us, sitting here waiting on Fluttershy.”
-
557.
>”Shit!” she shouts, looking back.
-
558.
>She's soon lambasting Fluttershy with 'encouragement' from the shore.
-
559.
>You roll your eyes...
-
560.
>...and spy some reeds.
-
561.
>...Hmmm
-
562.
>Breaking one in half, its as you suspected.
-
563.
>Cartoonishly hollow: a perfect snorkel.
-
564.
>Grabbing an undamaged one (with a nice curve near the root), and paddle out.
-
565.
>Steering wide, you remain undetected.
-
566.
>Circling behind the stallions, you use them to mask your approach.
-
567.
>The sputtering pegasus has somehow cleared the first barrel
-
568.
>But now clings trembling to the second.
-
569.
>Dropping to the bottom, you study your prey.
-
570.
>Her back hooves paddle just enough to keep her afloat.
-
571.
[spoiler]And to wiggle dat Flutterflank...[/spoiler]
-
572.
>Focus!
-
573.
>Launching off the bottom, you propel yourself suddenly upward.
-
574.
>Pulling in one last breath, you ditch the snorkel and grab a buttery hoof.
-
575.
>Past the barrels, you surface only long enough to breathe before diving again.
-
576.
>You make sure to lift Fluttershy out of the water too.
-
577.
[spoiler]All that screaming uses a lot of air.[/spoiler]
-
578.
>One more surface visit and you're at the barrels.
-
579.
>Turning straight down, you use the bottom of the barrels to kick off.
-
580.
>You dive deep, almost to the bottom, which you skim before heading to the surface.
-
581.
>Reappearing past the barrels, you make one last shallow dive and follow the rising bottom to the shore.
-
582.
>Rising from the water, you pull the panicked pegasus to your chest and wade onto land.
-
583.
>Fluttershy is breathing heavily and her pupils are pinpricks, so you toss her over your shoulder.
-
584.
>Onward!
-
585.
-
586.
>A great deal of walking later, you are a bit drier.
-
587.
>Also, Fluttershy is back to walking.
-
588.
>Aaaand you are carefully avoiding being pulled into Applejack and Rainbow Dash's conversation.
-
589.
>They're openly describing how they imagine your [spoiler]apparently inevitable[/spoiler] relationship with Fluttershy will go.
-
590.
>This is after she finishes wooing you today, of course.
-
591.
>Because that's totally working.
-
592.
>Pshhh
-
593.
>Luckily a wild Obstacle appears!
-
594.
>Mudderdex informs you that its Canterlot Walls!
-
595.
[spoiler]Berlin Walls just don't make sense here[/spoiler]
- 596.
-
597.
>You stand aside, and AJ helps Dash and Fluttershy over.
-
598.
>She backs up, and with a running leap grabs the top edge, hauling herself over.
-
599.
>You follow suit, and find Rainbow helping Fluttershy up.
-
600.
>Applejack follows, then Rainbow leaps to the top.
-
601.
>Scrambling over once more, you can't help but laugh.
-
602.
>Fluttershy is on the bottom for the final wall, helping AJ up.
-
603.
>Poor girl looks like she's going to collapse from the strain.
-
604.
>And she still has Dash to go.
-
605.
>With a hop, Applepone clears the wall.
-
606.
>Rainbow quickly replaces her, and begins scrambling up as well.
-
607.
>When Dash lifts herself, Flutters collapses into a panting heap.
-
608.
“C'mon Fluttershy. This is the last one.”
-
609.
>”Can't...tired...go on...”
-
610.
“Oh no, you're not getting out of this that easy.” you chide, bending down.
-
611.
>Picking up the buttercream mare, you lift her to the edge.
-
612.
>She tentatively grasps it, and you shift your hands from her sides to her flanks.
-
613.
>”OooOooh Anon!” she gasps as your hands sink in.
-
614.
>You quickly push her over, and then pull yourself up.
-
615.
>Flipping over, you land next to Fluttershy.
-
616.
>She's looking at you with an odd smile.
-
617.
>Of course, the other two are wearing shit-eating grins themselves.
-
618.
>Bastards.
-
619.
>You exhale sharply and storm ahead.
-
620.
>Those two are the worst.
-
621.
-
622.
>Next up is the Dirty Ballerina.
-
623.
>A series of wide trenches filled with mud.
- 624.
-
625.
>You were supposed to leap across them.
-
626.
>The early ones were hard for you.
-
627.
>The later ones impossible.
-
628.
>Adjusting these for their jumping abilities had made it beyond your own.
-
629.
>Ah well, whats a bit more mud?
-
630.
>Without breaking stride, you leap across the first.
-
631.
>And the second.
-
632.
>You barely make the third.
-
633.
>Just five more to go.
-
634.
>You just drop down into the mud.
-
635.
>roll across the grass.
-
636.
>Mud. Roll. Mud. Roll. Mud. Roll.
-
637.
>And so it goes.
-
638.
>The others pass you.
-
639.
>You resist the urge to trip them.
-
640.
>Fluttershy apologizes as she jumps over you.
-
641.
>Such a nice pony...
-
642.
>...not like that Rainbow Dash
-
643.
>Can't possibly understand why she can't get any stallions.
-
644.
>Nope, not at all.
-
645.
>Finally you crawl out of the last trench.
-
646.
>Those stallions were still just ahead of you.
-
647.
>Time to overtake them.
-
648.
>For up ahead you spy the next obstacle.
-
649.
>And they haven't learned.
-
650.
-
651.
>You quickly sprint to the long stretch of mud mounds and watery trenches.
- 652.
-
653.
>The girls are just starting to slip and slide into it.
-
654.
>The stallions are a few ridges ahead.
-
655.
>Slowly picking their way through.
-
656.
>You wait for AJ to be on the second mound, with Dash helping push her up.
-
657.
>A firm slap on the ass causes her to buck instinctively.
-
658.
>Rainbow is launched back into the mud, and Applejack slides face-first down into it.
-
659.
>”What the BUCK, Anon!” Rainbow shouts, angrily pulling herself up.
-
660.
“No time to be lady-like, Madame Rainbow.” you laugh. “Y'all gotta get muddy if you want to catch up to those lady-colts up there.”
-
661.
>Determination and understanding flashes in her eyes.
-
662.
>Her hoof jerks out, and pulls Fluttershy down the slope into the mud.
-
663.
>She sinks with an 'Eeep!'
-
664.
>Applejack is none too pleased when you slide over the mud pile.
-
665.
>”Now why in Equestria would ya do that, Anon! I bucked Rainbow, for pony's sake!”
-
666.
>You crouch down next to her, and lean in.
-
667.
“Don't tell Fluttershy...but maybe I like dirty ponies?” you whisper.
-
668.
>Her eyes go wide as saucers as you leap into the next trench.
-
669.
“Or maybe I just needed you to stop acting like Rarity and get going!”
-
670.
>She snaps back into focus and belly-slides across the mud after you.
-
671.
>You can't help but grin like a maniac as you return to the task at hand.
-
672.
>Predictably, Fluttershy is the last one out.
-
673.
>But much to Rainbows pleasure, you passed those fools halfway through.
-
674.
>As Yellowquiet steps onto terra firma, she looks up at you.
-
675.
>”Um, Anon?”
-
676.
>You lean in, you can barely hear her.
-
677.
>”I'm a dirty pony.”
-
678.
-
679.
>Looks like you may have...
-
680.
>... tipped-off Muddershy.
-
681.
-
682.
>Day Onward Christian Mudders
-
683.
>Only a handful of obstacles left.
-
684.
>After trudging back and forth across an open field a few times, the next obstacle looms ahead.
-
685.
- 686.
-
687.
-
688.
>A very wide trench lies ahead of you, several drain pipes leading down to the bottom, and then up again on the other side.
-
689.
>Taking a knee at the entrance, you grab Fluttershy.
-
690.
>Stuffing her in ahead, she struggles to pull herself along.
-
691.
>Her back is pressed against the pipe as she crawls along, dragging herself by her forehooves.
-
692.
>You follow behind her after the other two disappear down pipes of their own.
-
693.
>For humans, this obstacle isn't about height, its about breadth.
-
694.
>Your wide shoulders are pressed against the sides of the pipe, making you stretch your arms out in front of you to pull yourself along.
-
695.
>Its downhill, so it all goes smoothly.
-
696.
>Fluttershy crawls out into the muddy water at the bottom and begins her ascent.
-
697.
>With a mighty heave, you slide out of the pipe to take her place in the ditch.
-
698.
>Keeping your head low (barbed wire and hair don't mix), you watch Fluttershy.
-
699.
>It occurs to you that there are stallions in town that would give their back hooves to watch what you're watching.
-
700.
>But your biggest concern isn't the rhythmic sway of her flanks, but how much her hooves are slipping.
-
701.
>Not that you haven't noticed the other.
-
702.
>That mare is built for foals, not drain pipes.
-
703.
>But it sounds like Applejack made it through, and Applehips aren't anything to shake a stick at.
-
704.
>Soon you catch up to Flutters, and have to wait for her to scramble a little further before advancing yourself.
-
705.
>As she squirms ahead of you, her back hooves kicking uselessly, you get an idea.
-
706.
>Waiting for her to tire herself out, you reach a hand forward.
-
707.
>Your index finger leading the way, you trace it down the bottom of her hoof.
-
708.
>It twitches away instinctively.
-
709.
>Yes.
-
710.
>Yesssss.
-
711.
>Fluttershy's hooves are no match for the onslaught your fingers unleash.
-
712.
>”A-A-Anoooooo-o-o-on! I-I-can't-!!!” she struggles to get out between her peals of laughter.
-
713.
>”Will you two cut it out!” Rainbow snorts. “Those blockheads are gonna catch up with us!”
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714.
“I'm just trying to get Fluttershy to move faster.” you answer innocently. “You're welcome to help.”
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715.
>”Oh for bucks sake.” the raspy voice groans. “AJ, give me a hand here...”
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716.
>Suddenly the giggling pony in front of you is jerked up and out of the pipe.
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717.
>The way is clear!
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718.
>you scramble up and out, propelling yourself onto dry (well, dry-ish) land.
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719.
>With a spring in your step, you head towards the next obstacle, clearly in view down the path.
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720.
>Behind you, Fluttershy bounces happily after you.
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721.
-
722.
>The pool of ice water sits unnaturally blue before you.
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723.
>Two-by-tens stretch across it, narrow side up.
-
724.
>A small pyramid of one-inch steps in the middle adds extra difficulty.
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725.
- 726.
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727.
-
728.
>You are so fucked.
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729.
>But the purist in you said you had to include this.
-
730.
>Fluttershy comes up and looks at you.
-
731.
>”A balance beam?”
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732.
“Mhmm. I'm gonna end up in that water. And it looks real cold.”
-
733.
>”Oh Anon, don't be silly.” she giggles, then proceeds to strut across with ease.
-
734.
“Yeah, well not all of us were runway models, you know!” you shout as she steps off on the other side.
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735.
>Dash and AJ are wobbling across now.
-
736.
>Still grumbling under your breath, you gingerly step out onto the plank.
-
737.
>Slowly sliding along, you bore holes into the wood with your stare.
-
738.
>As you near the center pyramid, the tremolo of the board under your feet reaches a fever pitch.
-
739.
>A raspy voice swears, and the splash that follows draws your attention.
-
740.
>Big mistake.
-
741.
>The sudden movement of your head throws off your balance, and you find yourself falling.
-
742.
>With a tremendous splash, you bellyflop into the icy water.
-
743.
“Fuckfuckfuckfuck FUCK!”
-
744.
>Wading swiftly across, you pull yourself out of the water.
-
745.
>A dripping blue pegasus and smiling yellow menace greet you, with a scowl and smile, respectively.
-
746.
>Orangepone finally wobbles across as Dash's coltfriends reach the boards.
-
747.
>As the others start to leave, you notice one of them staring...
-
748.
>You follow his gaze
-
749.
>...to Rainbow Dash.
-
750.
>Catching up, you step next to Dash.
-
751.
“You know Rainbow, that one guy keeps staring at you. I think he likes you.”
-
752.
>”You think so?”
-
753.
>”Anon, Rainbow! We ain't got time for that. Keep it movin!”
-
754.
>Turning back to the path, you catch Rainbow glancing back over her shoulder.
-
755.
>You look back too, just in time to see lover boy fall in.
-
756.
>Ha!
-
757.
>Onwards!
-
758.
-
759.
>The sun is starting to really get to you.
-
760.
>You're in the final distance stretch now.
-
761.
>Been a mile since Twinkletoes, and you miss that ice water sorely.
-
762.
>At this point even Rainbow and Applejack are tiring out.
-
763.
>You've got Fluttershy draped over your shoulders.
-
764.
>She couldn't keep up with the grueling pace Dash set.
-
765.
>Every so often she asks you about another fetish.
-
766.
>The price you pay for having her so close to your head.
-
767.
> Flutterhat is not desirable.
-
768.
“No! Ahh! I can't even fathom how somepony could be into that!” you yell after her umpteenth guess.
-
769.
>”Will y'all stop bickering already! I can see the next one.”
-
770.
>”Aww yeah, finally.” Rainbow immediately perks up “I know we needed to pad the distance, but all this empty field stuff is totally lame.”
-
771.
>You step up the pace as you try to scrub certain images from your memory.
-
772.
>Where does she even get this stuff? Lovecraft?
-
773.
- 774.
-
775.
-
776.
>The monkey bars didn't strike you as a pony-friendly event, but Dash insisted that it was fine.
-
777.
>Applejack agreed with her, so in it went.
-
778.
>Both of them are swinging along, while Fluttershy hangs from the first rung.
-
779.
>Stretching your arms, you reach for the first rung.
-
780.
>Swinging to the second, you fall into a steady rhythm and soon reach the pinnacle.
-
781.
>Downward monkey bars is a hard sensation to describe.
-
782.
>It jerks your arms a little as your weight shifts to its lowered level.
-
783.
>A splash behind you indicates that Fluttershy has fallen in.
-
784.
>How do you know this?
-
785.
>First, there was a lack of swearing.
-
786.
>Second, the splash was so small it was almost dainty.
-
787.
>Third, Rainbow is ahead of you, and AJ is next to you.
-
788.
>Dropping safely onto land once more, you help pull the dripping Fluttershy out.
-
789.
>Glancing up at the sun, an idea dawns on you.
-
790.
>Picking up Fluttershy, you place her on your shoulders again.
-
791.
>Oh man.
-
792.
>That's so much better.
-
793.
“Fluttershy, have I ever told you you're the coolest pony I know?”
-
794.
>Dash groans at how awful that was.
-
795.
>”Anon, ya ought to be ashamed of yourself.” AJ laughs. “That was terrible.”
-
796.
>You just smile and start back down the path.
-
797.
> As you walk, the heat doesn't bother you that much because you're...
-
798.
>...wearing Muddershy.
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