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Anon colt story

By AnonfillyArchived
Created: 8th March 2021 10:15:33 PM

  1. Dropping Green, features colt anon, but tell me what’cha think:
  2. >Be Anon
  3. >Wake up feeling like shit on the grill
  4. >Why the fuck does your head feel like its staunched all forward?
  5. >Blinking and opening your eyes, you see you’re in some kind of forest, late at night
  6. >It’s pretty spooky
  7. >Understandably, you’re a bit freaked out from waking up in the middle of nowhere
  8. >You try to stand but crumple to the floor
  9. >Can’t quite get those four legs up properly
  10. >Wait…. Four?
  11. >To your horror you look down to see that your whole body had changed
  12. >OHFUCKTHEHORROr
  13. >You were clearly, unquestionably….
  14. >A pony
  15. >Not only that but…
  16. >A young colt, probably a fraction of your age when you were a human
  17. >You look back, noticing you are also a blank flank
  18. >And it looks like… you have a few cuts on you?
  19. >Well, fuck….
  20. >How did you get here?
  21. >Why were you a young colt?
  22. >Will you ever Banepost again?
  23. >These questions fire rapidly through your mind as you attempt to get on your hooves once more
  24. >No luck for you
  25. >With a mix of frustration, fear, and annoyance you sigh and resort to crawling on your four legs, which still don’t cooperate with you 100%
  26. >You crawl forwards, looking probably ridiculous while doing so, but you persist
  27. >You need to find answers
  28. >It starts to rain
  29. >Storm is a better word actually, like a fucking downpour of thunder and lightning
  30. >You continue to struggle on, wading through muck and grime
  31. >Your new body, clearly not accustomed to movement in its new form, begins to fight you
  32. >Your muscles ache and scream for you to stop
  33. >With heavy breathing you continue to pull yourself forward….
  34. >Inch by inch….
  35. >You can see the edge of the forest now, and in the clearing you can see what appears to be a…
  36. >Cottage? Is that?
  37. >You can also see a yellow pony, a pegusi, herding animals into a shelter
  38. >Your muscles are practically dying now, and you take a gulp of heavy breath
  39. >You let out a wail
  40. >You hope she heard it….
  41. >Your eyelids grow heavy and it gets tough to breathe….
  42. >You weakly put your head down in the mud, it giving you no comfort
  43. >You almost feel ready to cry
  44. >Is this it?
  45. >Your thoughts fade to darkness as you slip into unconsciousness…
  46. >No… can’t…..
  47. >Yellow….. wing?.....
  48. >[BLACKOUT]
  49. >You wake up, you’re all….
  50. >Warm
  51. >You wearily look around where you are
  52. >It kind of looks like the inside of…
  53. >Fluttershy’s cottage?!
  54. >Near the fireplace it seems
  55. >So it definitely was her, and it looks like she picked you up and brought you inside
  56. >Still feeling really weak, you slowly adjust your head to find a more comfortable position on the pillow
  57. >Except pillows aren’t usually this yellow…. Or breathing….
  58. >Your eyes widen just a touch as you realize Fluttershy is cuddling you
  59. >She’s sprawled out with you at her side, sleeping away under a shared blanket, your head on her chest, you can feel her breathing
  60. >One of her legs is wrapped around you protectively, and a wing works as a second blanket, covering you
  61. >Well, this isn’t so bad….
  62. >You do however, attempt to get up, possibly to wake her and ask questions, but she pulls you closer to her
  63. >She mumbles something in her sleep
  64. >Your eyelids feel heavy again
  65. >Were you sick or something? What’s with the physical weakness?
  66. >You curl up a little and decide to doze off a bit more…
  67. >A little more sleep in a spot like this couldn’t be bad
  68. >Just… a little rest….
  69.  
  70. >Be Anon
  71. >You open your eyes little by little, trying to take in just how sore and miserable you still felt
  72. >Taking in your surroundings slowly, as your vision began to focus, you were displeased to find your pony pillow had been replaced a regular pillow
  73. >You try to stand up
  74. >And succeed
  75. >For a few seconds
  76. >You let out a small yelp as you fall back to the floor
  77. >Crawling it is then
  78. >Looking around Shy’s living room, you see that all the animals are still out
  79. >Maybe still in the storm shelter or away to give you an area to sleep in?
  80. >You were befuddled
  81. >Still, you pressed on, crawling your way towards the kitchen
  82. >Nobody in here
  83. >Err, nopony anyway
  84. >You crawl about the first floor, not finding anything
  85. >You return back to the sitting room
  86. >Considering your options, you glance at the door
  87. >No fuckin way that’s happening you could barely crawl, much less make your way to Ponyville
  88. >You stare longingly at the stairs
  89. >That ain’t gonna happen either, there’s no way you could pull yourself all the way up them without hurting yourself
  90. >You look down at the cuts scattered across your body
  91. >Fluttershy had bandaged them pretty well, but they clearly shouldn’t be aggravated
  92. >Well, fuckberries
  93. >You resign to curling up near the front door with the blanket
  94. >You were shivering for whatever reason
  95. >Maybe you caught a cold out there?
  96. …….
  97. >Be Fluttershy
  98. >You had found that poor colt last night and had brought him into your cottage
  99. >Thing looked horribly sick and just awful
  100. >Who would leave a colt out there? In a storm?
  101. >You shiver at the thought
  102. >At least he seemed quite happily sleeping when you left
  103. >You had to make a trip to Ponyville to get supplies for the little guy
  104. >Proper medicine, more groceries, an appointment with the Doc, and maybe just something nice for him
  105. >Maybe you should see Twilight for advice on what to do
  106. >She was smart
  107. >Either way, you made sure to get someone to keep an eye on him while you were out and about
  108. >Can’t just leave him there
  109. >And the animals might spook him
  110. >Your choice wasn’t happy to call off working for a bit, but was always willing to help you out
  111. >You liked that about her
  112. >You continued on your way
  113. ……
  114. >Be Anon
  115. >It’s been about ten minutes, and you’ve been pondering your situation
  116. >Why were you here?
  117. >Why are you a colt?
  118. >And why do you feel like an ass sandwich?
  119. >You were interrupted by a noise
  120. >Did someone knock on the door?
  121. >You crawl your way to it, and try to nudge it
  122. >Too weak
  123. >It opens anyway
  124. >You try to make out the voice, but it seems weirdly unintelligible to you
  125. >Was something up with your ears?
  126.  >Opening the door, you see her in the doorway looking down at you
  127. >It was a mare wearing a western hat, orange, with apples…
  128. >Woah
  129. >Be Apple-pony
  130. >Be looking down at what appears to be the cutest little colt you ever saw
  131. >Thing was dang-spiffy adorable, with it’s wide eyes and unkempt mane
  132. >As you inspect it closer however, you begin to notice….
  133. >Why is he all bandaged up like that?
  134. >Why do his eyes looks so glassy, and his skin so pale?
  135. >And why does he smell worse than Big Mac’s “me corner” in the barn?
  136. >You hadn’t expected a colt to be the thing you were sent to keep an eye on
  137. >Well this is awkward
  138. >You realize you’ve been staring at each other for like 30 seconds now, and you decide to break the silence
  139. ”Uh, hi there little fella.”
  140. >Seriously, he did look pretty little, while he is no foal, he might be younger than Applebloom
  141. >He cocks his head a bit at you
  142. ”Uh, what’cha doin’ on the floor?”
  143. >He continues to give you a blank stare
  144. >Is he all up there in the head?
  145. >You can see one of the bandages wrapped around his head, concealing a small horn
  146. >What else could you say to him? Get him to talk somehow
  147. ”Uh, I’m Applejack. What’s yer name?”
  148. >”Kak uken shlak shur ta, hetrad ee rai ee. Weishenme wo bu hui doahsni rekah mingzi, kak shlur uron fa?”
  149. >What nonsense did he just spout?
  150. >Is he speakin’ fancy?
  151. ……
  152. >Be Anon
  153. >Why can’t she understand what you’re saying?
  154. >Why can’t you understand anything but her name?
  155. >She speaks fucking English right?
  156. >WHAT THE FUCK?!
  157. >You try more slowly this time
  158. ”Can. You. Understand. Me? I’m. Anon. Why. Am. I. A. Colt. Why. Am. I. Here?”
  159. >You are meant with the most confused of looks
  160. >Fuck this is more of a lost cause than that threesome you tried in college
  161. >Are English and Equestrian different?
  162. >You reflect on this for a moment before Applejack lets herself in and begins inspecting you
  163. >Very closely
  164. >This is weird
  165. “Um, can I help you?”
  166. >Her eyes widen at you and she says something
  167. >”Eepen bach banecorinin piesta lakdurshen fraya e prashda.”
  168. >Still unintelligible
  169. >Has the southern accent though
  170. >Without warning she picks you up gently by your mane and carries you to the…. Bathroom?
  171. >Um, I guess come to think of it you did need to pee
  172. >Was that what she got out of it?
  173. >What the fuckberries
  174. >She sits you up on the toilet with the lid down, and begins running the tub and grabbing a few things
  175. >Shy’s bathroom is actually pretty nice
  176. >Spacious and all, with a pearly white tub
  177. >It ain’t so bad
  178. >Remembering your bladder you decide to quickly do your business as apple horse goes out of the room for a minute to grab something
  179. >It was an endeavor in your current state but you manage, though you can’t reach the flusher
  180. >Gross, but what can you do?
  181. >You try doing a little hop around to avoid the lid hitting you as you pull it down
  182. >You fail miserably and fall to the floor
  183. >FUCKING OW THAT ACTUALLY FELT LIKE SOME DISTANCE
  184. >You let out a tiny “yip”
  185. …..
  186. >Be Applejack
  187. >What was that noise in the bathroom?
  188. >You had went out to grab some towels for the little guy
  189. >Given his current state, Shy had clearly cleaned his cuts and given him a rub-down, but hadn’t given him a proper bath
  190. >And given the way he smells and his weird hoo-ha fancy foreign-neigh words, and the condition he seems in….
  191. >His legs look awful weak…
  192. >And his temperature seems feverish….
  193. >You doubt he could handle a bath on his own
  194. >But what was that noise?
  195. >You go back, your mouth full of towels, and see he…
  196. >Fell off the toilet
  197. >Oh boy this is gonna be a long day….
  198. ……
  199. >Be Anon
  200. >Be practically in tears
  201. >You think to yourself: “What the fuck, why am I practically in tears? I’m a grown-ass human on the inside!”
  202. >It did hurt though
  203. >You see Applejack rush over and scoop you up in her arms, saying something soothing to you as she inspects for bruises
  204. >You appreciate the concern, even if you can’t understand her
  205. >She says something else and begins nibbling at a few areas on you
  206. “Um… What are you doing?”
  207. >This doesn’t stop her though, as she nibbles closer to…
  208. >BADTOUCH.jpg
  209. >You begin to struggle and squirm feebly in her arms, and begin shouting and throwing a fit
  210. “BAD TOUCH! SOMEBODY HELP! SHE THINKS I’M HER BROTHER OR SOMETHING!”
  211. …….
  212. >Be Applejack
  213. >What the heck is he screaming about? You weren’t hurting him, you were trying to be gentle
  214. >And why is he struggling? What does he think this is?
  215. >All you were trying to do was get the bandages off of him so you could give him a bath, and put new ones on after
  216. >The current ones were a little crusted anyway
  217. >Not your fault one of them got a little close to….
  218. >Uh oh, was that what he’s yellin’ about?
  219. >Nah, he can’t understand that. He’s possibly younger than Applebloom, and she doesn’t know a lick about that
  220. >Probably just doesn’t like baths
  221. >He continues to struggle against you, and your patience is growing thin
  222. >With him struggling like this you definitely can’t bathe him properly
  223. >You set him down on the counter for a minute, and leave to grab something that’ll help
  224. …..
  225. >Be Anon
  226. >Resigning yourself to whatever devious, horrible intentions flow through this mare’s mind
  227. >After much fuss, she managed to tie your front hooves behind you with some silk-like strand
  228. >Probably from Rarity
  229. >Kinky prick
  230. >She also managed to hush you by coddling you to her chest and talking to you
  231. >Err, you mean you gave up on shouting because you knew it was pointless
  232. >Ya right that’s it
  233. >You’re not acting like a child
  234. >You’re still you
  235. >AnonthepussywreckerHD
  236. >Totally
  237. >Anyway you close your eyes and prepare for the worst
  238. >Only to find yourself gently let down into warm water
  239. >It felt really good
  240. >Oh! Is that why she removed your bandages? For a bath?
  241. >You feel kinda dumb now
  242. >Your still keeping your guard up though, you’re a tough guy who won’t be dissuaded from your objective…..
  243. >But the water did feel really good.
  244. .....
  245. >Be Appuls
  246. >Finally gotten him to calm down a little
  247. >He seems to be enjoying the bath, messing about in the water despite his tied hooves
  248. >You still don’t trust him enough to untie those, at least not yet
  249. >You scrub his front and back, being extra careful in the lower regions
  250. >Maybe the cut was bad down there or somethin’, but he isn’t a fan of anything being near there
  251. >Natural you guess
  252. >Not everyone can be as comfortable as Big Mac’s…
  253. >You snap yourself out of carnal thoughts to realize what you had to so next for the colt
  254. >You had to take care of that mane
  255. >Hopefully the water dumping on his head doesn’t freak him out
  256. …..
  257. >Be Anon
  258. >Be enjoying your bath, even warming up a bit to the whole being cared for thing
  259. > All of a sudden you get the sensation of drowning
  260. >Your head is soaked with water
  261. >Oh that wasn’t the most pleasant thing ever
  262. >You were about to turn around and say something when you felt your stomach churn
  263. >You felt sick
  264. >Real sick
  265. >And hot
  266. >You also feel anger boil up inside you, and not having anywhere else to throw it at, you turn around and unleash a spew at Applejack
  267. “WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCKINGTON? WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME?! I COULD’VE DROWNED!”
  268. >You look up to see she has a bewildered look on her face
  269. >All of a sudden you begin to feel something rise up, something you couldn’t put a logical reason on
  270. >You were really mad
  271. >Like butt-hurt mad
  272. >You shout more
  273. “THAT FELT AWFUL I HAD WATER IN MY MOUTH AND YOU’RE DOING IT TO BE A BITCH AREN’T YOU? I THROW WATER ON YOU SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!!!”
  274. >You begin throwing a fit and thrashing in the tub
  275. >While struggling, (and with Applejack trying you to get you under control), you see the setting warp around you
  276. >Applejack’s face… It’s… Like a hideous mask…. (Why does she wear the mask?)…..
  277. >It’s hideous
  278. >The bathroom begins to look like a Lovecraftian’s wet dream, with tentacles and shit everywhere
  279. >You can see pieces of…. Your past?
  280. >Your worst memories fly by, and you can feel they bring
  281. >All the while the monster that was Applejack tries to grab and control you
  282. >You struggle and thrash with renewed vigor and shout whatever flows through your head
  283. >”IT WASN’T MY FAULT! I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR THAT! FUCK OFF SIDEWAYS! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! I WANNA GO HOME!! THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!”
  284. >You squirm more and begin shaking all over as you kick, scream, bite and who knows what else
  285. ……..
  286. >Be Applejack
  287. >What in Sam-Horseton is going on with this colt?
  288. >One second he’s loving the bath, then you pour a bit of water over him and blammo hes throwing a fit that gives Rarity a run for her money
  289. >You kept trying to get hold of him, to try and calm him, but he just keeps shouting and slipping away from ya
  290. >You don’t want him to go under the water
  291. >”FRETERRA ACHEEMYA VEHKTET SHNAT! WO HEN NI CHAKDRUVEESH!”
  292. >You had no clue what the hell he was babbling about, but this is not normal
  293. >There's only one way to do this
  294. >You had to get him under control
  295. >You hop in the tub yourself and pull him into you
  296. >He struggles, but you easily overpower his weak physical strength, saying whatever soothing thing you can think of
  297. >You pull him close so that his back and tied hooves are on your stomach and…
  298. >Er, front parts. Awkward.
  299. >But you persist, and put a hoof to his forehead, on a hunch
  300. >You were totally right
  301. >He was burning up
  302. >With this kind of fever and state he’s in, he is probably…
  303. >Hallucinating
  304. >Great
  305. >You were not qualified to deal with this
  306. >Still, you pull him close and keep talking in a soothing tone
  307. >You really hope Fluttershy comes back soon
  308. ……
  309. >Be Anon
  310. >Be in your own personal hell
  311. >Everything is wrong, you look around you and see the worst a human mind can conjure
  312. >Death, horrid imagery, your biggest fears and regrets, and things you couldn’t even describe blended into a cosmos of fear and suffering
  313. >You begin to hear something through it
  314. >A serene voice
  315. >Kind of nasally, but pleasant
  316. >You close your eyes and try to focus on the sound
  317. >You feel someone, or somepony holding you close
  318. >It’s really nice
  319. >After seeing the horribleness of whatever the hell has been transpiring the past few minutes, you forget your badassness for a moment and….
  320. >Start crying like a kid
  321. >You keep your eyes closed and pull yourself closer to whatever’s cuddling you
  322. >In a couple of minutes, you feel darkness overtake you
  323. …….
  324. >Be Applejack
  325. >Be holding a sleeping, very cute and very sick little colt
  326. >Looks like he tuckered himself out
  327. >Better finish cleaning him up
  328. >And hope Fluttershy comes back soon
  329. >You really do feel bad for the little guy, despite him being a pain in the flank
  330. >Maybe you should take him into town?
  331. >You’re sure Shy already has a doc appointment for him
  332. >Maybe in the meantime take him to see Twilight? Maybe she knows something?
  333. >Or maybe Pinkie can at least try and cheer him up a little bit?
  334. >Or that Lyra pony, she likes foreign stuff right? Maybe she knows what this little guy is saying?
  335. >Or perhaps you can just wait a bit more…..
  336. >You ponder all this as you finish cleaning and dry him (and yourself) off with a towel
  337. >It looks like it’s raining outside
  338. >Better keep warm
  339. >You start a small pyre in the fireplace
  340. >Then you pick him up and tuck him in with that blanket and a pillow near the fireplace
  341. >Taking a seat over in the nearby chair, you let out an exasperated sigh
  342. >Darn he’s cute when he sleeps
  343. .....
  344. >Be Applejack
  345. >It’s about an hour later, and be trying to calm a very anxious and whiny colt
  346. >He had woke up about fifteen minutes ago, and you had heard his stomach rumble
  347. >Naturally, you thought it was a good idea to get the poor thing something to eat
  348. >It hasn’t been going well
  349. >You really only knew how to cook with Apples…
  350. >And Shy didn’t have any apples…
  351. >Which should be a crime punishable by rectal explosion, but you push your lust for fury to the back of your head
  352. >You look down at the colt you’re trying to feed
  353. >You were sort-of cradling him on the pillow with one hoof supporting his back and the other lifting a few bits of flowers to his mouth
  354. >He was still speaking vehemently at you
  355. >”Kakeu vashtet. Estro padile facsing kerjakelet tarr? ACH KEKEN SHLAK TUR FAN WEGHANDSNI EE AGH EE!”
  356. >You weren’t getting anywhere
  357. >Maybe he is still hallucinating?
  358. …..
  359. >Be Anon
  360. >Definitely not be hallucinating
  361. >You’re not eating a fucking flower
  362. >You remember that one time in college where you dated that hippie girl that ate flowers
  363. >She would scream and spew diarrhea outdoors (due to her also eating castor oil and tree bark, along with tons of beans) in her quest to be natural
  364. >You quickly broke up with her
  365. >But scars remain
  366. >Also it’s a fucking flower and you probably couldn’t digest it
  367. >Wait
  368. >You think to yourself
  369. >Maybe you could
  370. >After all, you were just a silly little sick colt who needs love…
  371. >What the fuck? Where the fuck did that come from?
  372. >Due to this and earlier, you question your sanity
  373. >You are still not gonna eat that fucking flower
  374. >Unless she lays a 12 oz. steak in front of you, you ain’t eating shit
  375. >Your tummy still feels funny
  376. >WHAT THE FUCKDANCERS AGAIN?!
  377. >You mean your stomach is still queasy…
  378. …..
  379. >Be Applejack
  380. >Know this colt needs at least some food in him
  381. >Buck it, we’re going hardcore
  382. >It doesn’t matter if he’s acting foalish or hallucinating, he needs to eat and drink
  383. “Stop stugglin’!”
  384. >Your harsher tone catches his attention
  385. “Just try it.”
  386. >He stares at you blankly, his mouth open a little
  387. >Buck it, here we go
  388. >You quickly grab a hooffull of flowers and shove it in his mouth
  389. >You then use your hoof to cover his mouth
  390. >It’s already mashed up, he ain’t gonna choke
  391. >He’s gonna swallow
  392. >For some reason you hear immature giggling in the distance
  393. >Weird
  394. >He begins to struggle, not wanting to eat it
  395. >You remain committed to your tactic
  396. …..
  397. >Be Anon
  398. >OHSHITTHISISSERIOUSLYFUCKINGDISGUSTING
  399. >She clearly did not know how to make mashed flowers
  400. >You question if she can make any food that is not apple-related
  401. >But back to the moment…
  402. >The inside of your mouth feels like the depths a sewage plant on a hot summer day
  403. >You’re pretty sure you’re gonna die of the taste
  404. >You glare at Applejack, who is giving a look of steely determination
  405. >She wants you to swallow it
  406. >You do
  407. >It is so abysmal
  408. >You kick and flail in her grasp
  409. >She had re-tied your front hooves, but you put a good struggle
  410. >You have suffered…
  411. >Indignities
  412. ……
  413. >Be Applejack
  414. >Have had enough
  415. >His fever had receded a bit
  416. >And he didn’t that crazed look in his eyes like back in the bathtub
  417. >He isn’t hallucinating
  418. >He’s acting like a foal
  419. >Bout time this colt learned some respect
  420. ……
  421. >Be Anon
  422. >You feel Applejack use her mouth to harshly pick you up by your mane
  423. >OWBITCH
  424. >She walks you to the nearby chair
  425. >She sits on it, and flips you onto her knee
  426. >Why does this position seem so familiar?
  427. >Wait… oh fuck no…..
  428. >You brace yourself for the worst
  429. >You curl into a fetal position of sorts around her leg
  430. >Prepare your anus
  431. >She, in fact, is a big mare
  432. >(4u)
  433. …….
  434. >Be Applejack
  435. >Be looking down at the cowering colt on your lap
  436. >You weren’t really gonna spank him, right?
  437. >You hesitate for a minute
  438. >He looks up at you with those big, glassy green eyes of his
  439. >Was he tearing up?
  440. >You regret your earlier decision
  441. >You knew just what he needs
  442. >Food can come later
  443. >You give him a big hug, pulling him tightly into you
  444. >You whisper into his ear
  445. “I know you don’t understand me and ah know you’re scared. Just try and relax okay? Ah’m here to help ya okay? You don’t need to fear me. When I’m around, don’t be scared uh nothin’.”
  446. >You hug his sick body close, and you can feel him feebly wheeze a few times
  447. >You actually feel kinda attached to the poor thing….
  448. ……
  449. >Be Anon
  450. >Be in Apple-horse’s hug
  451. >Feel indignant, mad, confused, sick and….
  452. >Happy
  453. >You instinctively lean into her hug
  454. >Maybe she actually did care about you?
  455. >Maybe you could trust her?
  456. >Maybe it wasn’t like…
  457. >Wasn’t like…
  458. >Back home
  459. >You feel yourself begin to cry and…
  460. >Don’t fight it
  461. >You bury your face in her chest and sob as she says soothing things
  462. >You couldn’t understand them, but you didn’t care
  463. >You haven’t cried in years
  464. >You remember the hardships of your old world….
  465. >They brought you further sadness, for all you suffered
  466. >But as you wept, you began to feel better…
  467. >You felt loved and….
  468. >You felt safe
  469. >You both hugged for like for a solid minute
  470. >Your sobs died down a bit, and you leaned into her chest
  471. >You wish this moment would last a long time….
  472. >But…..
  473. >There was a knock on the door
  474. >Before you or Applehorse could react, the door opened and it swooped something….
  475. >Fast
  476. >Oh shit is that…
  477. >You see the Pegasus, soaked from the rain, give you and Applejack a weird look
  478. >Then she spoke
  479. ……
  480. >Be Rainbow horse
  481. “What the heck is going on here?! AJ, this isn’t like that weird thing you did to Applebloom last week right?”
  482. .......
  483. >Be Applejack
  484. >How the buck does RD know how to ruin everything?
  485. >Like literally everythin’
  486. >The colt you were cradling is looking at RD with wide eyes
  487. >”Ishimenta rubashka galstuk ree facin talia? Peyemos ranebew horisee brah kayen bane shei?”
  488. >Aw hell no
  489. >You had finally had a moment with this little colt
  490. >You had finally gotten him to trust you
  491. >Even if only a little
  492. >RD kept blabbing
  493. >”…. Like why is he talking like one of them faraway ponies? And WHY ARE HIS HOOVES TIED? This really is like that one time I caught you with Applebloom! ‘Oh it’s just a game’, you said, ‘we were just wrastlin’ and I was trying to get a splinter out of her-“
  494. >You fumed with equine anger
  495. >RD was not going to buck up the fact that you had finally calmed him down
  496. “Rainbow, can we talk in the OTHER room? I’ll set him down for a sec, and you an’ me are havin’ a nice little, QUIET talk.”
  497. >Your anger caused your voice to growl
  498. >”Well, I don’t know…. How bout I take him off your hooves instead? I could fly him up to-“
  499. >No
  500. >Definitely not
  501. >But before you could do anything, RD’s incredible speed hit you like a bullet
  502. >You got plowed worse than that one time Big Macintosh….
  503. >Right, focus on your tiny little friend
  504. >Who was now being zipped around the room in RD’s arms
  505. >”See? He loves this. Not whatever weird touchy gropey thing you were doing.”
  506. >The colt was not enjoying it
  507. >He looked terrified
  508. >He also looked a little more green than usual….
  509. “Rainbow? Rainbow darnit?! RAINBOW DASH CUT THAT HAY-FOULIN’ OUT ‘FORE I KICK INTO THE CHANGLING KINGDOM!”
  510. >RD abruptly stops, holding the colt by his armpits a foot or two off the floor
  511. “Good, now that yer listenin’, I…”
  512. >The ride was too much for the colt
  513. >A decent-sized trickle of sickly vomit and bile expelled from his mouth
  514. >And a light trickle of something yellow from his lower parts hit the floor
  515. “Ah’m not cleaning that up.”
  516. >RD eyes go wide
  517. “Ya heard me. Get a mop. Or don’t. Clean. It. Up.”
  518. >You stride over, (watching your step), and gently set the colt, still trembling, on your back
  519. “Kitchen. Five minutes.”
  520. >You whisper consoling things in the ears of the colt, and bring him into the bathroom to wash his muzzle
  521. …….
  522. >Be Anon
  523. >Be waiting in the bathroom
  524. >Appul had set you down here in the sink after washing your muzzle (and replacing the bandage on your cheek), and had since gone off, closing the door behind her
  525. >You couldn’t get down from there, so you simply waited
  526. >At least she untied your hooves
  527. >It occurs to you that you must be rather small
  528. >You almost entirely fit in the sink, and Appul-horse and Rainbow-fuck-your-shit-up both loom over you
  529. >You were definitely a bit smaller than the average filly or colt
  530. >You briefly wonder how you’d stack up to Pipsqueak
  531. >A shout outside the door breaks your reverie, and in curiosity you lean out of the sink and put your ear to the door
  532. >You hear angry horse noises
  533. >They must arguing about…
  534. >You
  535. >Painful memories hit you
  536. >You curl up in the sink
  537. >You hug yourself a little as you lay there
  538. >Why did so few to no one like you…
  539. >Back home
  540. ……..
  541. >Be Applejack
  542. >After twenty-five minutes of pure annoyance and arguing, you finally filled RD in on what’s going on
  543. >She bought pretty much the whole story, though she’s still convinced you were doing something lewd when she showed up
  544. >But whatever
  545. >Can’t win ‘em all
  546. >Besides, at least you weren’t crusty down there like she was
  547. “Ok then, now are you gonna help out with this?”
  548. >”Yeah, though kids ain’t really my thing. Especially him, he looks like a total wimp. See how pale and glassy-eyed he was? He looked ready to cry.”
  549. >Your face contorts with a touch of anger again
  550. “Cause he’s sick, cloud for brains. He definitely ain’t feeling great, heck he’s even been hallucinating. Wait, I already told you this, don’t’cha listen?”
  551. >”Ooooooooh, right, forgot yeah.”
  552. >She is amazingly dumb at times
  553. >”So, tell ya what, how about I go see if I can find Fluttershy and you bring him into town?”
  554. “Into… town?”
  555. >You had thought on the idea before, but in this rain….
  556. >”Yeah! How about it? I could check on her, and you could take him to see Twilight or something. I know he’s got a doc appointment tomorrow probably, but maybe she can tell you something, or understand his foreign-talk. She reads all the time.”
  557. >Solid point, but…
  558. “What about the rain?”
  559. >”The what?”
  560. >Ugh
  561. “The rain. Outside.”
  562. >You gesture with your hoof
  563. >”Oh, right. I can’t do anything about it. It’s a scheduled rain. But it’ll lighten up in a few minutes, with only a little shower and some thunder, so you could take him so you can take him then while it’s drizzling! Just wrap him up nice and warm.”
  564. >It’s not a horrible idea
  565. >You don’t like the thought of taking him out in any rain
  566. >But seeing Twilight isn’t a bad idea
  567. >And at the very least Pinkie could give him something to eat that he’ll like
  568. >Everypony likes Pinkie and the Cakes’ sweets
  569. “Fine, that works I guess. Ah’ll go get ready, you just don’t scare him again.”
  570. >She smiles a little and begins to glide out of the room
  571. “What’s that’a bout?
  572. >”Nothin’.”
  573. >She better not be up to anything
  574. …........
  575. >Be Anon
  576. >Be bored
  577. >You wonder if maybe you could…..
  578. >The door opens
  579. >Oh hey it’s Applejack!
  580. >And she’s smiling
  581. >You instinctively smile back, but then change your expression to a look of concern
  582. >She isn’t going to ditch you, right?
  583. >Or abuse you…. Or leave you to rot….
  584. >She pats you on the head
  585. >No she can’t
  586. >She likes you
  587. >And you like being near her
  588. >She makes you feel safe
  589. >Wait, what did you need to feel safe for? You’re a grown-ass huma-..
  590. >These thoughts disappeared as she spoke
  591. >”Veshehakds Raeeenbeow Drfsadash vocem puate veci. Ya en snee fran draksakfkd uraquh franku Poneviranta.”
  592. >Still don’t get a fucking word of that
  593. >She looks and you and that seems to click with her that you don’t understand, and she giggles a little
  594. >You smile
  595. >She thinks for a second, then speaks again
  596. >”Apple-Jack.”
  597. >She says it slow and pronounced
  598. >This is the first word you could understand this whole time
  599. >You were elated!
  600. >But why?      
  601. >How did you get it?
  602. >An idea forms in your head….
  603. >Maybe names and proper nouns sound the same…. Or at least close….. and maybe because of that you got it?
  604. >The name seems the same as in English
  605. >Or maybe Equestrian had tons of cognates and maybe you were just now picking that up
  606. >Or maybe you just got lucky
  607. >Or is your ear tuning to Equestrian naturally, as some sort of knowledge gifted by your new form?
  608. >Either way, you try your best to mimic what she said
  609. ………..
  610. >Be Orange-horse
  611. >”Appul-Jacke.”
  612. >You beam at him, a goofy grin on your face
  613. >He’s getting it!
  614. >Maybe, over time, you could get him to forget his gross foreigner tongue!
  615. >And speak like a real pony!
  616. >In Equestrian!
  617. >You try again, pointing your hoof at yourself
  618. “Applejack.”
  619. >He tries again, slightly faster this time
  620. >”Applejack!”
  621. >You nod
  622. >He’s got it!
  623. >He can say your name!
  624. >”Applejack, Applejack, Applejack!”
  625. >He’s beaming too now
  626. >Maybe you could get his name too now!
  627. >You didn’t really have a name to call him…
  628. “You? Your. Name?”
  629. >You point a hoof at him
  630. >He thinks for a moment
  631. >Please get it…
  632. >Then he looks up at you, his adorable, (if sickly and tired-looking) eyes focused on yours
  633. >”Anon.”
  634. >A-what?
  635. >That’s not a pony name
  636. >You try again
  637. “Name. NAME. I. Am. Applejack. You saw Rainbow-mc-crusty-down-there earlier. What. Is. Your. Name?”
  638. >He says it again
  639. >”A-non.”
  640. >He just wasn’t getting it
  641. >Anon ain’t an Equestrian name
  642. >Wait
  643. >Maybe ‘Anon’ means ‘none’
  644. >What if foreign ponies don’t have names?!
  645. >What if they, with all them their fancy stuff, forgot about names?
  646. >You gasp a little at the horror
  647. >Then you settle it in your head
  648. >You have to give him a name   
  649. >He ain’t a blood apple, so sadly all of your apple-related names go out the window
  650. >Which is like all of the names you can think of
  651. >You think harder
  652. >Hm    
  653. >Maybe Green… Green Hornet? Green Colto? Green Gas? Green Leaf? Green Falcon? Green Lantern?
  654. >You giggle internally at that last mental suggestion
  655. >That name just sounds dumb    
  656. >Maybe…
  657. >You look at the small horn on his head
  658. >It was surprisingly sharper looking than others you had seen
  659. >Green Spear!
  660. >That’ll work!
  661. “You. Are. Green. Spear.”
  662. >You spoke nice and slow for him
  663. …….
  664. >Be Anon
  665. >Be confused
  666. >You had told her your name, but it’s like she doesn’t get it
  667. >What the hell?
  668. >She keeps saying “Green Spear” over and over again
  669. >Why can you understand that?
  670. >Why only names?
  671. >You try to say your name again
  672. “No, it’s A-non. Anon. Anon!”
  673. >She shakes her head and repeats again, pointing at you
  674. >”Green. Spear.”
  675. >Fuck it
  676. >This was not a fight you were gonna win
  677. >Maybe you could tell her your real name later
  678. >This’ll work for now
  679. >Plus, Green Spear kicks ass as far as names go
  680. >You humor her
  681. “Green. Spear.”
  682. >She smiles
  683. >You like to make her smile
  684. ………
  685. >It’s a few minutes later, and you are saddled up laying on her back
  686. >She used that chord from earlier to secure you onto her saddlebags
  687. >So you don’t have to hold onto her the whole time, and won’t flying if she runs
  688. >Or fall off if you fall asleep again
  689. >She wrapped you in what looks like a small rain-proof poncho
  690. >She had found the package, (along with, among other things, a box that made her shudder. She hid it quickly from you), in a closet while picking through Fluttershy’s room
  691. >It had a tiny little filly (or maybe foal) smiling on the package, wrapped up in it
  692. >It was also pink
  693. >This was kind of degrading
  694. >You also realized it had plastic surrounding your, erm, buttocks and stallion parts….
  695. >If that is what you think it is….
  696. >That’s just embarrassing
  697. >Anyway, after gulping down a few glasses of water Applejack had mercifully given you, (you were thirsty as hell), she had put on her boots and off you two went
  698. >To Ponyville you were guessing
  699. >It was still raining but only lightly
  700. >She was trotting down the trail with you on her back
  701. >Her mane was comfortable
  702. ………
  703. >Be Rainbow flying horse
  704. >Be looking down at AJ and the small colt through the clouds
  705. >This prank was going to be Wonderboltastic
  706. >They had called for thunder far-off today
  707. >But you can bend the rules a little
  708. >After all, you are THE Rainbow Dash
  709. >Bucking mares left and right, oh yeah!
  710. >Er, stallions
  711. >Right
  712. >That’s what you meant
  713. >Time to get up like PoneZeus in this motherbucker
  714. ………
  715. >Be Anon
  716. >Be actually pretty chill
  717. >Looking at the surrounding paths and trees
  718. >It was pretty luscious and beautiful
  719. >The rain and cool, crisp air felt good
  720. >You were so happy….
  721. >BANG!!!!
  722. >Wa-wa-wa-was that….
  723. >T-THUNDER?!
  724. …….
  725. >Be Rainbow Gotta Go Fast
  726. >Be looking down at these pleb ponies
  727. >Mare, you are so cool!
  728. >Look at that colt curl up on her back!
  729. >It’s like he’s gonna cry!
  730. >Ya got’em gud
  731. >You must be doing one of those “memes” you heard about
  732. >MAY-MAY-TASTIC!
  733. >Nopony expects Rainbow Dash!
  734. >How about a few more for good measure?
  735. ………..
  736. >Be Applejack
  737. >Look up at the sky
  738. >A storm cloud, black as a starry night, directly hovers overhead
  739. >Yup
  740. >Bullspit
  741. >You scowl at the dark mass, and it quavers and lets loose a few more loud cracks of thunder
  742. >BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG!
  743. >She was really letting loose up there
  744. >What a pain in the flank
  745. >You glance back briefly at the newly named Green Spear, and the colt is….
  746. >Quavering on your back, curled into a compact ball
  747. >His hooves dig into you as he clutches you tighter
  748. >He looks up for a minute, and his eyes lock with yours for a second
  749. >His eyes were welling up with little colt tears
  750. >He ducked his head back down
  751. >You hated to see him cry
  752. >He was already having a rough time
  753. >RD had to go and make it tougher
  754. >You glare at the cloud, a look of rage adorned your face
  755. >A blue little head popped out of the cloud, and, seeing your reaction, gulped and sped away, leaving a rainbow-trail across the gray sky
  756. >She must be have gotten the message
  757. >You’ll deal with her later
  758. >For now, you turn your attention to the colt, stopping and untying him under a nearby shady oak
  759. …….
  760. >Be Anon
  761. >Or Green Spear technically
  762. >You were crying again
  763. >Why?
  764. >Why? Why? Why? WHY?
  765. >You’re a grown-ass Anon
  766. >A big guy
  767. >UUUU
  768. >What is happening to this guided orbital laser of a pussy-obliterator?
  769. >To the Anon who could shitpost like no other?
  770. >Who could bench, like, a whopping 90 pounds
  771. >You were seriously hot shit
  772. >Top of the world John-Cena-senpai-tier badass and quads-getter extraordinaire?
  773. >Now you were fighting back the urge to bawl like a small child
  774. >You bit your lip
  775. >You didn’t want to cry, you wanted to be tough for Apple-horse
  776. >Wait, why do you care so much about her?
  777. >What is happening to you?
  778. >Your internal debates swirled into a maelstrom inside your head, a hurricane of conflicting thought
  779. >They were suddenly interrupted by that lovely Southern-accent
  780. >”Green Spear, Green Spear? Vracbineya devitee fikle op wertyu qusertzerx hen jinzhang? Ya ez air, Ya ez air wei tvoi moraupok colttie. Applejack ez air.”
  781. >You snap out of it and look up to see Applejack’s concerned face staring into yours, her one hoof supporting your back so you could adopt a human-like sitting position
  782. >Her other hoof was holding your head propped your muzzle up
  783. >You notice she set you on a tree stump under a great oak
  784. >She looks so worried for you
  785. >You give her a weak smile
  786. >Tears were still in your eyes though
  787. >You try to quickly rub them away, but she stops you
  788. >She then pulls out a handkerchief, (hoofkerchief?), from her saddle-bag and wipes your eyes for you
  789. >She gives you a small smile and a hug
  790. >You feel worlds better
  791. >So you might be scared of loud noises
  792. >Probably only a little
  793. >But you’re safe with her
  794. >You enjoy the feeling of being hugged
  795. >You’re probably still Anon the Pussy-Nuke
  796. >You just….
  797. >Need a little help now
  798. >Nothin’ wrong with that
  799. >You got this
  800. >You weren’t acting like a little colt
  801. >You weren’t any different than before
  802. >You let out a little sigh as she pulls away from you
  803. >You like when she hugs you…..
  804. ……
  805. >Be Appul-the-Pony
  806. >Green Spear seems to have calmed down
  807. >Good
  808. >He still looks so sad though
  809. >He’s smiling at you, but his conceal…
  810. >Pain?
  811. >And he looks still so sick….
  812. >And maybe still a little scared of thunder
  813. >You can tell by nervous little glances at the sky
  814. >You grin a little
  815. >It’s cute
  816. >You get an idea
  817. >He’ll feel safer
  818. >You tie back onto your bag with your bags and do the unthinkable
  819. >The unethical
  820. >The thing you practically never do
  821. >Not even during Smack-meat-silly-time with Big M…
  822. >Right, back to the point
  823. >You….
  824. >Take off your hat
  825. >It feels weird, having the rain pitter-patter on your bare mane
  826. >Or even having the air touch it
  827. >Sometimes you showered with this thing on
  828. >You take the hat in your hoof
  829. >And drape it over Green Spear’s head
  830. >He gives you a dumb, goofy smile
  831. >The hat is too big for him and quickly droops over his face
  832. >You couldn’t help but giggle
  833. >Darn colt is panky adorable in that hat
  834. >With that and the pink poncho, he looked downright wacky
  835. >But cute
  836. >Still, you have to get to town
  837. >You pick up your trot to Ponyville, him on your back
  838. …….
  839. >Be the Dashiest horse around
  840. >Why is Applejack so attached to that stupid colt anyway?
  841. >You shiver a little as unpleasant memories of cleaning up his fluids plague you
  842. >Buck her, the prank was great
  843. >She can’t stop you
  844. >And that colt’s reaction?
  845. >Priceless!
  846. >You were gonna keep it up
  847. >Shouldn’t you be looking for Fluttershy?
  848. >Eh, it can wait
  849. >Just like Scootaloo’s dinner
  850. >That’s not mean of you
  851. >You’re freaking Rainbow Dash after all!
  852. >You zip about Ponyville, plotting your next move
  853. ………
  854. >Be Anon
  855. >Be dozing a little
  856. >You enjoyed the methodic trot-trot-trot of Applejack’s…. well….
  857. >Trotting
  858. >You shook your head to wake yourself back up, almost losing her hat in the process
  859. >You manage to keep it on your head
  860. >Whew
  861. >You lift up the hat and look around to notice you were in Ponyville
  862. >Wow!
  863. >This town is really nice
  864. >It was clean, cozy, and had a pleasant vibe to it
  865. >You liked this place
  866. >It looked just like in the show!
  867. >You see that even in the rain ponies were going about their business
  868. >Walking about, buying things, chatting
  869. >Some had umbrellas, (strapped on via their back), and some seem to enjoy the cool rain
  870. >You see lots of them about
  871. >A few give you curious looks, (probably due to your appearance), and some even wave
  872. >You shakily wave back
  873. >You still felt like soggy ass
  874. >You see Bon Bon and Lyra sitting on a bench as you go through town
  875. >Why was Lyra staring at you like that?
  876. >Huh
  877. >Weird
  878. >Anyway, you notice you were coming up to a large crystal palace
  879. >Book-horse’s castle!
  880. >She could explain the situation!
  881. >You felt a small bit of excitement as Applejack knocks on the shiningly beautiful door
  882. >And it is quickly answered by….
  883. >Oh no
  884. >Not this little fuckface……
  885. ……..
  886. >Be Applejack
  887. >Be kind-sorta expecting this
  888. “Uh, hey there lil’ partner. Any chance Twalot’ is around?”
  889. >His expression, once excited, is deformed to one of annoyance
  890. >”Pff, always about Twilight. Twilight this, Twilight that, Twilight you have wings now, Twilight suck my please hoof my a-“
  891. >You weren’t dealing with this today
  892. “Spike, I just asked if she was home.”
  893. >He menacingly pierces you with his gaze
  894. >Or at least tries to
  895. >He’s like one-fourth your size
  896. >He speaks once more
  897. >”No, she isn’t. She’s doing some bologna-work in the Crystal Empire.”
  898. >He looks at your back, noticing your passenger
  899. >”Who’s the foal? Or filly?”
  900. >The tiny colt, realizing he has spoken to, responds
  901. >”Ukum aravesh kavur jiao? Applejack. Applejack? Fakrat yige fagonus dragai?”
  902. >Spike is puzzled
  903. >”Um, what?”
  904. >You reply in monotone, annoyed by Spike’s poor attitude
  905. >Why did he have such a stick up his flank today?
  906. “He’s Green Spear, and yes, he’s one of ‘em ere foreigners. But Ah like’em, and he’s a colt, by the way.”
  907. >Spike sneers and retorts
  908. >”Could’ve fooled me. Looks like a baby foal to me. Probably ain’t worth snot.”
  909. >You glare
  910. >What the buck is his problem?
  911. >”Especially when compared to Twilight. Guess everyone is worthless to her.”
  912. >He threw extra emphasis on Twilight
  913. >Annoyed and seeing him as a lost cause, you escorted yourself out
  914. >What a bucking flank-hole
  915. ……
  916. >Be Anon
  917. >You didn’t understand what was said, (save Spike’s and Twilight’s names), but the way Applejack stormed out of there…
  918. >And the way Spike looked at you and treated her….
  919. >And how he made faces at you as you left….
  920. >You were roiled
  921. >Jimmies rustled motherfucker
  922. >You thought of bad things happening to him
  923. >You felt your forehead get warmer for a second
  924. >Then you felt more drained than you were before
  925. > So now you really did feel like a dying wildebeest
  926. >Weird though
  927. >What did you do?
  928. ……
  929. >Be Spike
  930. >You sure showed them
  931. >You were so cool when you acted all edgy
  932. >Twilight isn’t here to boss you around, you practically own this castle!
  933. >Buck Apple-pone and her sick, stupid colt-foal-thing
  934. >You felt great
  935. >So great that it’s time to read a Power Ponies issue
  936. >You turn into the library section downstairs
  937. >Only to see a harsh, acidic looking green aura….
  938. >And the book it surrounded….
  939. >Smash you in the fucking face as it flew across the room
  940. >It was burning hot too
  941. >You ate shit onto the floor
  942. >And may have tumbled down the stairs
  943. >Ow
  944. ……….
  945. >Be Applejack
  946. >So where now?
  947. >You ponder for a minute
  948. >When was Rainbow crusty nuisance going to find Fluttershy?
  949. >You hear Green Spear’s stomach groan
  950. >Maybe Pinkie’s ain’t a bad idea……
  951. ……..
  952. >Be Anon
  953. >Your tummy hurts
  954. >Your stomach, you mean
  955. >Fuck, still with that
  956. >You can hear a distinct rumbling, and it occurs to you that you really haven’t eaten much since becoming a colt
  957. >You managed to keep down a hand… er…. hooffull of flowers earlier
  958. >Shit was nasty
  959. >Like Burger King and diarrhea co-opted with stale Doritos and electric goat piss to bring you the worst flavor you’ve ever tasted
  960. >But even then, fast-horse made you yack it up
  961. >And then you….
  962. >Ya, let’s not focus on that
  963. >Your stomach lets out another primordial roar
  964. >Maybe you could cue Applejack in on this?
  965. “Applejack. Applejack.”
  966. >You speak slowly and gesture (albeit with trembling, weak arms)
  967. “My stomach, Applejack. My stomach. Sto-mach. Hungry. Applejack, I, Green Spear, am hungry.”
  968. >She briefly turns, raises an eyebrow, and speaks
  969. >”Chto podarkii shuo fa guo yuriosgvener? Podarkii zher Westenquestfjiaop Green Spear, Westenquestfijiaop. Ke ai colte.”
  970. >She picks up her trot a little faster
  971. >Maybe she got it?
  972. >Maybe she didn’t?
  973. >Freakin’ Apple-horse man
  974. >Maybe she’d begin to understand your tongue if she tried, but she seemed adamant on teaching you her language instead, and wasn’t pleased when you spoke yours
  975. >Currently she was gesturing at a restroom
  976. >”Cesuoshi. Cesuoshi. Klinkarai.”
  977. >You tried to mentally log that for later
  978. >Could come in handy
  979. >You give wrap your arms around AJ’s neck and give her a little feeble hug
  980. >She smiles back at you, with a little of what looked like pity in her eyes
  981. >Suddenly Applejack stopped in front of a ridiculously pink building
  982. >Was this the house of…?
  983. >Oh fuck
  984. >Please no
  985. >She could feed you as many flowers as she wanted
  986. >She could treat you like a small child all she wanted
  987. >She could even give you to fucking crusty-vagoo horse
  988. >Just please…
  989. >Pinkie is fucking terrifying
  990. >A quite literal unpredictable variable
  991. >One second nice, could be anything next
  992. >Your dread crescendos into a tiny shriek of the damned in your throat as Applejack politely knocks on the door
  993. ……….
  994. >Be Applejack
  995. >What is he whining about?
  996. >You look back to see him mouthing foreign-y nonsense words and whining to you softly
  997. >You give him a reassuring smile
  998. >Probably just really hungry
  999. >Or the town could be a lot to take in maybe?
  1000. >Who knows what kind-of crazy, backwards, and savage foreign surroundings he’s used to?
  1001. >Foreign ponies are weird like that
  1002. >It’s fine though
  1003. >You’ll make him Equestrian one day
  1004. >The door opens slightly
  1005. >Like an explosion, something pink smashes it open, sending off of the hinges
  1006. >It almost hits a pony couple walking nearby, who scream
  1007. >It’s stopped by the same pink blur, moving at an inpony-like speed
  1008. >You had kinda hoped she would be at least a little calmer as not to scare Green Spear
  1009. >Looks like you had hoped for too much, like that one time you had asked Big Mac to get dirty with ya and….
  1010. >Right, focus
  1011. >Pinkie is still zipping about, bringing out the obligatory party cannon
  1012. >BOOM!!!!
  1013. >Confetti bucking everywhere…..
  1014. >Green Spear buries his head in your back
  1015. >Right, loud noises
  1016. ”Heya, uh Pink-“
  1017. >She gets a millimeter from your face
  1018. >”Oh WOW Applejack! You didn’t tell me you were bringing new friends! What’s the little thing’s name? WHAT’s THE NAME? TELL ME ABOUT HIM?! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT?!”
  1019. >She talks at mach-5
  1020. >You adopt a calm tone
  1021. ”Pinkie, you’re scaring him.”
  1022. >Pinkie does 108 confused reactions in a split second, before settling on one to peer at you with
  1023. >Her voice only got louder though
  1024. >”HE?!”
  1025. >Green Spear, maybe due to the noise, is now furiously trying to undue the rope that keeps him on your back, in an extreme panic
  1026. >Your voice is a whisper
  1027. “It’s the poncho isn’t it?”
  1028. >Pinkie finally gets it and whispers back
  1029. >”Yeah.”
  1030. …………..
  1031. >Be Anon
  1032. >Be over quaking in fear of the pink one
  1033. >For now
  1034. >As long as there’s no Pinkamena shit
  1035. >You look at the cupcakes next to you
  1036. >Best not to think about that as you eat these
  1037. >Applejack had put you in the baking room of the place, up on a table
  1038. >She and Ponk had also left a generous assortment of sweets
  1039. >Cakes, cupcakes, cookies and all sorts of shit lay around
  1040. >This can’t be healthy, but after seeing you nibble on a cupcake she seemed so happy
  1041. >You wanted to make her happy, so you were now eating a fair bit of sweets
  1042. >She had took the poncho off you, as well as the hat
  1043. >You kind of liked the hat…..
  1044. >AJ and Pink-death had gone to the other room and we’re talking
  1045. >Apparently the Cakes were on their way out for a bit, thus that’s probably what they’re talking about in the next room
  1046. >Good thing, you didn’t like babies, and those cake twins looked obnoxious
  1047. >You wanted to be tough for Applejack
  1048. >You were a big stallion
  1049. >What the actual fucksauce on a slippin’ slide of fuck
  1050. >You’re a big human you meant
  1051. >Adult human
  1052. >Damn wtf is up with your head?
  1053. >You look over at Gummy
  1054. >Creepy fuck is chilling at the other end of the table, staring
  1055. >Seriously that thing is really unnerving
  1056. >You peer give it a closer look and see something unexpected
  1057. >Very unexpected
  1058. ……….
  1059. >Be Rainbow Dash
  1060. >Your next prank had formulated in your mind
  1061. >You remember how you scared the trio of Crusaders those nights you went camping with your friends
  1062. >With all those stories, and the Olden Mare, with her rusty horseshoe
  1063. >If that scared Scootaloo and the rest of them, imagine what kind of screams you could get from that colt
  1064. >You smile deviously
  1065. >This gon’ be gud
  1066. …………
  1067. >Be Anon
  1068. >It was sitting behind Gummy’s ear
  1069. >Smiling
  1070. >Waving
  1071. >This can’t be
  1072. >Or is it?
  1073. >Who are you?
  1074. >You wouldn’t….
  1075. >Or would you?
  1076. >I know you….
  1077. >You can’t seem to draw a name, but the hodgepodge of a creature was small and lying behind Gummy’s ear
  1078. >Accelerating at a quantum velocity, it enlarged itself to its full size
  1079. >Which, while huge, easily fit in the room, almost as if the creature could control its chaotic magic with precision
  1080. >It wraps a lion arm around your shoulders
  1081. >”Well, don’t you look thrown for a loop?”
  1082. >It contorts its body into a loop to illustrate
  1083. >You’re stunned in silence for a moment
  1084. >He spoke English!
  1085. >You could tell him everything!
  1086. >Who you are, what you really are, and maybe you could get some answers out of him!
  1087. >”Uh, Equestria to kiddo, come in?”
  1088. >Now the thing was wearing an astronaut helmet complete with a scratchy radio buzzing
  1089. >Ugh, Discord could be annoying
  1090. >Discord!
  1091. >That’s it! That’s his name!
  1092. >You feel a little proud for digging it out of your old memory
  1093. >You wondered why your old memories were so foggy
  1094. >No matter
  1095. >Question time
  1096. “Discord! You’ve gotta help me! They don’t know who and what I really am! I’m a colt!”
  1097. >He raises an eyebrow
  1098. >”Indeed you are.”
  1099. >Damnit, it came out wrong
  1100. >Try again
  1101. “No, I mean that I WAS a human. I’m like a full-grown adult. I don’t know how I became a colt!”
  1102. >”Really?”
  1103. >Progress
  1104. “Yes! I…. wait… how can you speak English?”
  1105. >”Plenty of reasons. I’m well educated you know.”
  1106. >Nerdy glasses and a graduation cap and gown poof onto him
  1107. >Ergh
  1108. “But-“
  1109. >A clock flies in through the window and-
  1110. >DING
  1111. >Fucktackular Fucksock his magic is annoying
  1112. >He talks before you can get a word in
  1113. >”Oops! Time’s up! Gotta go! Just wanted to check on you, been doing some investigating on a particular subject-“
  1114. >He scribbles down a bunch of notes with incredible speed into a notebook he conjured
  1115. >”-and due to it, I’ve been rather on the go. You won’t say a WORD about this right?”
  1116. >You were about to respond when suddenly you feel something rise up in your throat
  1117. >You begin to feel a choking sensation and you start to panic
  1118. >In your fear you open your mouth
  1119. >You really wanted to spit out what was in your throat
  1120. >With a few coughs and a really unpleasant feeling you cough up….
  1121. >Letters
  1122. >They spell Discord
  1123. >You shriek in unbelievable terror
  1124. >What kind of fucked-up Shrek sorcery was this?
  1125. >You try to yell at….
  1126. >You can’t say his name
  1127. >You can’t even think it
  1128. >You look at the…. Beastie in abject terror of his Lovecraftian Voodoo
  1129. >”Good. Just can’t have you blow my cover. I’m sure you’ll be just fine. For now, anyway.”
  1130. >He adorns a conjured Christopher Columbus-like costume and sails out the window in an also conjured ship.
  1131. >”Toodles!”
  1132. >Now you are left in that room, in the table with all the sweets, with just you and Gummy
  1133. >WHAT THE ACTUAL BUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
  1134. >ARGH!!!
  1135. >WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-NOODLE SANDWICHES JUST HAPPENED?!
  1136. >You curl onto the table and start shaking
  1137. >WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHATTHEFUCKBBQ?!
  1138. >You begin to feel really warm and nauseous
  1139. ……..
  1140. >Be Rainbow Dash
  1141. >You can see you target through the window
  1142. >Why was the window broken in the shape of a clock?
  1143. >Whatever
  1144. >Focus on the annoying little colt
  1145. >He already looks pretty spooked, curling up like that
  1146. >He must know the spoopiest prank ever is on the way
  1147. >Yeah, you were gonna smash this prank like you smash mare pus-
  1148. >WHAT NO
  1149. >You shake your head clear
  1150. >You totally meant stallions
  1151. >Yeah
  1152. >You move to the window and get in tactical position
  1153. …….
  1154. >Be Anon (Green Spear)
  1155. >Have the room be swerving around you
  1156. >You were still under the mental shock of what happened
  1157. >And now you felt really, really sick
  1158. >Maybe the window…
  1159. >Fresh air?...
  1160. >You look over at the window to see….
  1161. >Spooky scary skeleton /x/ shit
  1162. >It’s like something out of your nightmares is outside the window, peering at you and holding…..
  1163. >A scary metal horseshoe
  1164. >The world around you shifts too
  1165. >Everything, every awful painful thing from that OTHER world you were in, assails you
  1166. >You can feels millions of screams, heart-attack inducing, breaking out and falling in succession
  1167. >Everything is on fire as Pinkie’s house is replaced by a hellish wasteland
  1168. >You remember how everyone hated you, and how you committing a kind action got you….
  1169. >You feel the phantom pain course through your body
  1170. >You scream, wail, and flail
  1171. >Continuously
  1172. ……..
  1173. >Be RD
  1174. >Buck yeah! That’ll show that wimp!
  1175. >Dressing up like that Olden Pony and spooking him!
  1176. >Getting spooped wasn’t part of his plan!
  1177. >Now what was it that you were supposed to search for?
  1178. >You ponder as the storm picks back up
  1179. >Oh right!
  1180. >Fluttershy!
  1181. >Then Scootaloo’s dinner!
  1182. >Yeah but that one can wait….
  1183. ……..
  1184. >Be Farm-apple-mare
  1185. >Be talking to Pinkie
  1186. >Or trying to
  1187. >She was still hyper as all bippity biscuits
  1188. >You were trying to fill her in on what’s happened when suddenly…..
  1189. >That scream
  1190. >Priorities
  1191. >You kick down the door of the baking room
  1192. >It had been open
  1193. >Whoopsy-daisy…
  1194. >You look across the room to see Green Spear covered in cake icing and sweets
  1195. >This would be adorable but…
  1196. >He was screaming
  1197. >And flailing
  1198. >A look of pure unbroken horror in his gaze
  1199. >And he was about to fall off the table!
  1200. >You rush over and catch him as he topples, not caring that he’s gotten you covered in icing
  1201. >You feel his forehead
  1202. >He’s burning up
  1203. >You knew it
  1204. >Hallucinatin’
  1205. >You turn to Pinkie, who had followed you and was at the doorway
  1206. “Get me whatever meds you have for a fever.”
  1207. >You look down at the icing covering his body and yours
  1208. “And a tub.”
  1209. >She nods
  1210. >In the window, you see a light-blue Pegasus feather had gotten caught on the tree outside
  1211. >Plus, the window was obviously broken
  1212. >You make sure not to step on any broken glass, and inspect Green Spear to make sure he wasn’t hurt
  1213. >You were going to break that mare when you found her
  1214. …………
  1215. >Be Twilight Sparkle
  1216. >Be a change of pace
  1217. >Be standing in front of Celestia and the other princesses in the Royal Throne Room
  1218. >Be defending your actions
  1219. “You all have no idea what we’re dealing with. These things are proven to be dangerous!”
  1220. >Celestia looks unconvinced
  1221. >”This is quite the conclusion to jump to Twilight! Was it really necessary to seal her in a prison dimension? Is that not cruel?”
  1222. >You nod
  1223. >You had to convince them
  1224. “These…. Monsters. These things aren’t real ponies. They just look like them, and their magic has been shown to be really destructive! They merely take the appearance of one to make it easier for them to cause catastrophic damage! Like a changeling!”
  1225. >Cadence speaks up, her voice filled with worry
  1226. >”But, how could a filly like her have-“
  1227. >You cut her off
  1228. >She just didn’t get it
  1229. “She wasn’t a REAL filly! She just looked like one! She didn’t even speak Equestrian, and clearly wasn’t from Saddle Arabia or anywhere else. I had to… take care of her. It’s actually recommended in my book that we destroy them, but I figure I should keep studying them instead, maybe harness their evil magic for something useful! In the meantime, they can just sit in the prison dimension, since their just monsters anyway!”
  1230. >Celestia still looks visibly uncomfortable, as do the other too
  1231. >She sighs
  1232. >”Very well. We trust your judgement. I just hope you research this all you can, she didn’t seem like a monster…”
  1233. >You smile
  1234. >You win
  1235. “Don’t worry, I will! And they are just monsters, so don’t worry too much! No different than Sombra. I’ll just keep sealing them away if I find them!”
  1236. >You know they trust you, and you know you’re right
  1237. >Sometimes doing the good pony thing is just tough
  1238. “Now, I must be going. My friends think I’m in the Crystal Empire and I must be getting back! I can’t wait! Tonight’s a sleepover with Applejack and Rarity, just like old times!”
  1239. >You stroll out after the princesses say their adieus and best wishes, though they still look a little shaken
  1240. >No matter
  1241. >They’ll come around
  1242. >You become so lost in thought that you bump into Shining Armor, who was waiting outside
  1243. “Oh Big Brother! I didn’t see you there! Er… Why the long face?”
  1244. >He is looking at you with a look that blends disappointment and anger
  1245. >”I saw what you did to her. To the filly. I still don’t agree with it.”
  1246. >Oh he is such a drama queen sometimes
  1247. “Relax Shiny, you just might not get it like I do. It’s okay though, I didn’t expect you to read Ahoof-Equinehazared’s tome. She was just a monster, and I just sealed her away like one. Nothing more to it BBBFF.”
  1248. >You give him a reassuring look
  1249. >He walks past you
  1250. >”I still don’t believe that. That… wasn’t a monster. Maybe not a filly, but not a monster. I hope you figure things out, because I can’t stomach seeing what you did. It felt wrong. See you later… Twilight.”
  1251. >He walks away
  1252. >He didn’t call you Twily
  1253. >Was what you did really that bad?
  1254. >You ponder this as you take the train to Ponyville
  1255. >You crack open Equinehazared’s tome again…..
  1256. …….
  1257. >Be Anon
  1258. >Wake up
  1259. >You were really warm
  1260. >You must’ve passed out
  1261. >You remember tasting a foul liquid, and afterwards getting sleepy….
  1262. >You groggily open your eyes
  1263. >You were on a bed
  1264. >Your face was buried in a tuft of orange fur
  1265. >You look up to see Applejack sleeping peacefully, snoring a little, holding you tight to her
  1266. >She was cuddling you
  1267. >You look around to see you were in a bedroom, likely at Pinkie’s place
  1268. >Wallpaper gives it away
  1269. >You roll over to continue looking around to see…
  1270. >Ponk was conked out on the other side of you, tons of drool running down her cheek
  1271. >She makes weird noises in her sleep
  1272. >Something about “working for the mercenary”
  1273. >Right
  1274. >You see she is also cuddling you
  1275. >You move, sliding in closer to Applejack, trying to escape Creep McPink’s cuddle grip
  1276. >She instinctively pulls you towards her, your face stuffed into her pink chest
  1277. >You feel a little bit of drool touches your mane
  1278. >EEEEEEEEEEW
  1279. >Screams internally
  1280. >WAKE ME UP INSIDE
  1281. >CAN’T WAKE UP
  1282. >SAVE ME
  1283. >Almost to answer your internal SOS for help, Applejack pulls you back towards her, cuddling you tightly
  1284. >Wew
  1285. >Close one
  1286. >You smile as you get comfortable in Applejack’s grip
  1287. >Only to have Pinkie pull you back towards her
  1288. >Oh fifty shades of fuck
  1289. >Here we go
  1290. >They go back and forth for several minutes, each one pulling you to them harder and harder
  1291. >Oh boy
  1292. ………
  1293. >Be Applejack
  1294. >Stir from dreams of apples, and apple juice from Applebloo-
  1295. >Nope nope nope just apple-juice
  1296. >Right
  1297. >You look down tiredly to see Green Spear was awake, looking at you
  1298. >You realize Pinkie was holding him in a vice-cuddle grip
  1299. >He was turning blue and struggling, pawing at the pink limb wrapped around his neck
  1300. >You roll your eyes
  1301. >Freaking Pinkie
  1302. >You look around, knowing what to do
  1303. >You see Gummy at the foot of the bed
  1304. >Grab that bucker
  1305. >Use him as a 2x4 to dislodge Green Spear, who gasps for breath, wheezing, and hugs you
  1306. >His eyes thank you
  1307. >You throw Gummy back to the foot of the bed, and he goes back to standing there, unaware of everything
  1308. >As usual
  1309. >You bring Green Spear close to you and he nuzzles your chest like the first time he’s ever done that
  1310. >Aw
  1311. >You nuzzle him back, give him a little kiss on the forehead, and pull him in close
  1312. >You look over at Pinkie to see she is now visibly agitated in her sleep
  1313. >She lost her cuddle-buddy
  1314. >You felt kinda bad
  1315. >You move yourself, (and Green Spear) closer to her so that now he was really sandwiched between you two
  1316. >Gotta keep him warm
  1317. >It was cold out tonight
  1318. >You look down at him and smile as you close your eyes
  1319. >You and Pinkie cuddle him as you rub his back with one hoof
  1320. ……
  1321. >Be Anon
  1322. >Be so comfy
  1323. >Between Pinkie and AJ, you were nestled in a comfy-ness you knew not before
  1324. >Their coats were so soft…..
  1325. >And they were so warm….
  1326. >You snuggled in closer to them
  1327. >They both were being so nice….
  1328. >Not like back home….
  1329. >You buried your face in AJ’s chest again, wiping away a stray tear
  1330. >Now was not the time for tears, Green Spear….
  1331. >You liked that name
  1332. >You liked cuddling
  1333. >You finally calmed down, and sleep claimed you quickly
  1334. ……….
  1335. >Be Horse of Muh Appuls
  1336. >Wake up feeling pretty good
  1337. >Young Dawn with her rose-red fingers shone through the window, bathing you in warm light
  1338. >Weather was still going to be rainy later though
  1339. >You look down to see Green Spear sleeping on your chest
  1340. >He looked so peaceful for once
  1341. >So happy
  1342. >His tongue lolled out of his mouth comically, and he was kicking lightly in his sleep
  1343. >Daw
  1344. >You pull him into a gentle hug so as not to wake him
  1345. >He nuzzles you in his sleep, also gripping you with weak hooves
  1346. >You feel his forehead
  1347. >Still warm
  1348. >And likely still sick
  1349. >What you wouldn’t give just to be like this for hours, holding his weak and scarred little body against you, him sleeping and knowing it was gonna be ok
  1350. >You wondered if Fluttershy had made an appointment for him or not
  1351. >Wait, Fluttershy….
  1352. >It all flooded back to you
  1353. >You were supposed to bring him back to her place
  1354. >Where was she anyway? Shouldn’t she be searching for him? What about RD the crusty?
  1355. >And the sleepover with Rarity and Twilight!
  1356. >How could you forget!
  1357. >You slide out of the bed as quietly but quickly as you can, illiciting an upset moan from Green Spear, who gropes the air for you in his sleep
  1358. >Sorry sugarcube
  1359. >You quickly throw on your hat and bags and bolt out the door, waking Pinkie in the process
  1360. >Hopefully she doesn’t wake up Green Spear
  1361. >Or scare him again
  1362. >You race through town, until you bump into…..
  1363. >RARA?!
  1364. “Rarity! I’m so sorry! I was real busy las’ night and-“
  1365. >She puts a hoof to you mouth
  1366. >She must be mad
  1367. >But she smiled at you?
  1368. >”It’s fine darling, I didn’t stay at Twilight’s last night either.”
  1369. “Huh?”
  1370. >”Oh yes, I was going to, but suddenly she just told me I wasn’t being helpful and that I should just go. All she seems to want to do anymore is read that black book! She wouldn’t let me say a word about my new designs, or how Sweetie Belle-“
  1371. “Wait, she didn’t want you o’er there? What book?”
  1372. >”She sure did not my dear. That book looked a lot like one I became attached to awhile back, and if I do recall it was some dreadful thing called ‘The Outsider Problem: something or another’, you’d have to take it up with her AJ. She does seem SO passionate about it, and about monsters. She wouldn’t stop going on about how horrible something or other was, and wouldn’t even let me get a word in edgewise.”
  1373. >This was getting odd
  1374. “Uh, yeah, I’ll take it up with her. Maybe next weekend we could all get together?”
  1375. >She begins to trot away from you
  1376. >”Oh with you perhaps dear, but not her. Not until she apologizes for being so rude. She treated me like garbage just for wanting to spend time with her.”
  1377. >With a huff, she is gone
  1378. >Mare alrighty could she be pissy
  1379. >But she’s got a point
  1380. >Somethings up
  1381. >Like that one time you were in the barn with Big Mac and you tied up Applebl-
  1382. >Seriously again?
  1383. >Focus
  1384. >You make your way to your friend’s castle, as it looms over the town like a monolith, somehow more menacing than before…..
  1385. ……….
  1386. >Be Twilight
  1387. >They all don’t get it
  1388. >They all just don’t get it
  1389. >You had just finished speaking with your apple-crazed friend, who seemed concerned for you
  1390. >Apparently Rarity had run her mouth again
  1391. >You had dismissed her kindly
  1392. >She didn’t appreciate that
  1393. >No matter, you could understand their concerns, and you had been spending a lot of time reading Ahoof-Equinehazared’s The Outsider Problem: Pony Lexicon of the Evil That is Non-worlders
  1394. >But they just couldn’t understand the work’s beauty, the mad author’s crazed yet perfect vision
  1395. >He realized the evil that was beings like the Changelings, Griffons, Star-wielders and Sea-fallen, of Pony-harpies and the Pony-golems of Poneartica, but most of all…..
  1396. >The Homunculus
  1397. >Those violent, savage OTHER creatures turned ponies, that impersonate our kind
  1398. >There not real ponies, with feelings and thoughts of friendship
  1399. >They’re just monsters
  1400. >Monsters that have to be dealt with, since you were the amazing Princess of Friendship
  1401. >You had to protect your friends from what they couldn’t see
  1402. >You feel the tome beckon you, almost putting you in a tranc-
  1403. >You crack it open to read the map in the back
  1404. >The Map of Hunters
  1405. >It seems another homunculus has popped up….
  1406. >Here?
  1407. >Can’t be
  1408. >You re-flip the page to see another popped up near the badlands
  1409. >The one in Ponyville must just be a fluke
  1410. >But another one popping up, in the Badlands of all places….
  1411. >Time to go hunting
  1412. >You ignore Spike and his for some reason mildly-burnt face as you storm out the doors of your castle
  1413. >Just another day being a spreader of friendship, a true hero
  1414. >You smile to yourself
  1415. ……….
  1416. >Be Anon
  1417. >Be waking up
  1418. >BEST
  1419. >SLEEP
  1420. >EVER
  1421. >You felt little leagues better than yesterday
  1422. >Less like a hothead, more like a big guy
  1423. >You were still sick though
  1424. >And you still felt like shit
  1425. >Just less so
  1426. >You roll over and feel a wet warmth
  1427. >So nice…..
  1428. >Wait
  1429. >No, not nice
  1430. >This better not be what you think it is
  1431. >You lift up the covers and look under
  1432. >It was totally piss
  1433. >That smell
  1434. >Ugh
  1435. >There was a tiny stain on the sheets
  1436. >You had gone just a little in your sleep
  1437. >It was fresh so probably a few minutes ago
  1438. >Ewww
  1439. >You look around to see Ponk or Apple-horse weren’t around
  1440. >At least they hadn’t seen it
  1441. >And there was really none on your coat
  1442. >Maybe you could blame it on Gummy or something
  1443. >Even without being able to speak the language, throwing people under the bus was one of the few abilities you had
  1444. >You decide to get up…..
  1445. >And fall out of bed
  1446. >Well, you tried fuckface
  1447. >2/5 could’ve gone better
  1448. >You regain your composure and decide to try something again
  1449. >You position your four legs under you
  1450. >You still weren’t used to how they felt but….
  1451. >With a grunt, and some serious effort….
  1452. >You stand
  1453. >And stay standing
  1454. >She would be so proud!
  1455. >Proud of what, fuckshark?
  1456. >You realized all you did was stand up
  1457. >Curb your expectations
  1458. >Better than crawling at least
  1459. >You decide to be more daring….
  1460. >You put one hoof forward….
  1461. >And step…
  1462. >And step….
  1463. >You beamed with excitement!
  1464. >If you could jump, you’d be through the roof!
  1465. >You could walk!
  1466. >Given, it was more of an awkward hobble, and you almost tripped, and you weren’t exactly going anywhere fast but…
  1467. >You could walk!
  1468. >You could walk to Applejack!
  1469. >And give her a big ol’ hug!
  1470. >Wait, why were you so focused on….
  1471. >You realized you were in front of a mirror
  1472. >A large mirror, one used for dressing
  1473. >Fuckscribbles knows what Pinkie needs it for
  1474. >But whatever
  1475. >WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOW?!
  1476. >Ok, meme-songs of Mulan aside, you notice AJ or Pinkie dressed you in fresh bandages
  1477. >They were pink
  1478. >Damnit Ponk
  1479. >You look a little better though, even if you still appear sickly and your coat was unkempt
  1480. >Not to mention how small you were
  1481. >You realize that everything, for once, was totally quiet
  1482. >No one was here
  1483. >Not even Gummy
  1484. >You use this quiet moment to ponder
  1485. >Why was this all happening?
  1486. >Why were you so attached to AJ?
  1487. >You liked her when you used to watch her in the show, just not to…
  1488. >This degree
  1489. >You felt so much safer around her, and looked up to her and wanted to make her proud….
  1490. >What the foal is happening?
  1491. >What the HELL is happening?
  1492. >You try to remember anything from the other world…..
  1493. >But it all seems so foggy
  1494. >You remembered scattered thoughts and memories……
  1495. >A lot of pain….. the things you suffered….
  1496. >And that your name was Green Spear…….
  1497. >NO IT’S ANON
  1498. >You begin to hyperventilate and panic a little
  1499. >WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT IS GOING ON?! KAZ, I’M ALREADY A COLT!!!!
  1500. >You stumble about
  1501. >Please not another fit like last time…..
  1502. >You close your eyes and focus all your negativity
  1503. >You imagine throwing it all out
  1504. >An old trick your one hippie friend taught you
  1505. >Dumb, but it sometimes works
  1506. >You open your eyes, taking deep breaths to calm yourself
  1507. >You felt a little better
  1508. >You look down to see the carpet, once pink, now had a green splotch on it
  1509. >It was smoking….
  1510. >And it looked acidic, burning….
  1511. >Did you do that?!
  1512. >Before you can ponder this new, disturbing predicament the door to the room flies open
  1513. >OHFUCKMCNUGGETSWITHFUCKALOSAUCE
  1514. >”KAKIRI PARTIE PONE HUANYING NI! VSIUTRATA VAKUM! GREEN SPEAR!!!”
  1515. >It was Pinkie
  1516. >With a hat
  1517. >Looking overly-excited to the point her eyes were twitching and she was jittering
  1518. >Nope.pdf
  1519. >You flee to under the bed
  1520. ……..
  1521. >Be Farm-apple-pony
  1522. >Be shuffling back to Pinkie’s
  1523. >You didn’t even want to go to Fluttershy’s
  1524. >You were all wound up
  1525. >Twalot had really done it this time
  1526. >She may have been trying, (or was she?) to dismiss you nicely, but she had just been so rude and mean-spirited
  1527. >You had never seen her like this
  1528. >You couldn’t even get out a full sentence before she went off on you
  1529. >Maybe Rarity was right
  1530. >Maybe she needed some space
  1531. >A lot had gone on in the past few months
  1532. >Rarity spending more and more time in Canterlot, the Crusaders getting their marks…..
  1533. >You’ve been seeing Applebloom less and less, between her moving up a grade, so more of that school thing, (you barely ever went to that place), she’s more involved with the community, she’s out crusading, helpin’ other ponies get their cutie marks….
  1534. >And when you do see her, it’s great, just…. Less time with her…..
  1535. >You tear up a little
  1536. >Oh, and then there’s the barn business RD saw, with you using your mouth and tongue to-
  1537. >No brain no, bad brain
  1538. >Don’t dwell
  1539. >Not now
  1540. >You notice you’ve unconsciously made your way back to Pinkie’s
  1541. >You’re about to saunter in, when somepony gets up in your face
  1542. >Like, real close
  1543. >Like that time the willy of Big M-
  1544. >Seriously brain
  1545. >You see the pony has a mint coat, she was a unicorn, with yellow-orange eyes…
  1546. “Uh, howdy Lyra.”
  1547. >You barely mumble out
  1548. >Something about Lyra’s eyes makes you….
  1549. >Unnerved
  1550. >She started to act weird too, swaying her hips and appearing all dazed, like she drank too much cider
  1551. “Um, can Ah help ya?”
  1552. >She nods
  1553. >Creepily
  1554. >Then responds
  1555. >”Ya, um, yeah uh….. I noticed yesterday, you walked by me in the park, I was on the bench and….”
  1556. >She pauses, going back to her dazed look
  1557. ”Ok….”   
  1558. >”And you were carrying that… that COLT…. And… is he new here?
  1559. >Weird how she emphasized ‘colt’
  1560. “Uh, yeah haha… That’s Green Spear….. He’s one of them foreign-neigh little fellas. He seemed lost when ‘Shy found him, so I’ve decided to take him in for a bit….. y’know, maybe even raise him to be a real Equestrian stallion…. Since we don’t know his parents or where he’s from and all….”
  1561. >Your voice trails off
  1562. >You notice Lyra is drooling
  1563. >What the actual buck?
  1564. >”His smell…. Green Spear…”
  1565. >Ok, there’s acting funky, and then there’s just bonkers
  1566. >You awkwardly trot past her and get to shutting the door on her, awkwardly mumbling
  1567. “Um yup, gotta go check on Pinkie…. And him… and Gummy…. And the stove….”
  1568. >You close the door hearing her mumble “his scent” once more
  1569. >Either she’s finally lost it, or her and Bon Bon are up to somethin’
  1570. >They usually get into all sorts of shenanigans
  1571. >You knew they drank cider together, maybe she was just a little loopsy
  1572. >You just hope it hadn’t escalated
  1573. >She WAS acting like a pony on licorice
  1574. >Talk about nasty addictive substances, yuck
  1575. >Don’t do licorice, ponies
  1576. >You begin to make your way upstairs to check on lil’ Green Spear
  1577. >He was probably up by now
  1578. >You were about half way up the stairs when you heard it
  1579. >”GET ON YOUR KNEES AND GIVE IT TO PINKIE!”
  1580. >You bolt up the stairs
  1581. >You knew Pinkie could do eclectic stuff, but this better not be-
  1582. >You kick the door open
  1583. >Maybe you could just open a door normally one of these days
  1584. >You charge into the room to see-
  1585. >Anon and Pinkie play-fightin’ with pillows
  1586. >D’aw
  1587. ……….
  1588. >Be Anon
  1589. >Be having the time of your life
  1590. >You still felt sick, but…
  1591. >These mares
  1592. >You liked these two
  1593. >At first you were worried AJ was mad at you when she stormed in like that
  1594. >You didn’t want her to be mad at you, so you may have started to pout
  1595. >Like a bitch
  1596. >Actually like a little colt
  1597. >Oi, screw you weird mental state
  1598. >But anyway, now you were havin’ so much fun
  1599. >Appuls joined in on the pillow-fight that was in progress, though you could tell she and Pinkie were being gentle with you, so as not to hurt you
  1600. >But they were having fun too!
  1601. >Yelling in Equestrian and saying names now and again
  1602. >After the pillow-fight, she was teaching you other things, which all seemed like kid’s games
  1603. >It was fine though, you were having fun
  1604. >Currently she was holding you down with one hoof and…..
  1605. >Tickling you
  1606. >Like a motherfucker
  1607. >You wondered how bad she could tickle you if she actually had fingers, ‘cause at the moment, you were laughing and rolling on the floor
  1608. >She was clearly trying to get you to say ‘uncle’ in Equestrian
  1609. >”Jiujiu! Govoryu jiujiu!”
  1610. >You were laughing too hard right now
  1611. >She was giving you those raspberries on your tummy
  1612. >She was really good at it
  1613. >You finally concede
  1614. “Jiujiu jiujiu!”
  1615. >She backs off, a grin on her face
  1616. >You smile back, wiping away tears of laughter
  1617. >You look over at Pinkie, who was smiling too, enjoying the spectacle and playing what looks like one-sided tug of war with Gummy
  1618. >He was winning
  1619. >You had actually come to realize Ponk wasn’t so bad
  1620. >Batshit crazy maybe, but not bad or malicious
  1621. >You turn back to Applejack-
  1622. >And get poked in the nose by Applejack
  1623. >”Boop.”
  1624. >You scrunch up, your entire face contorts
  1625. >She starts giggling at you
  1626. >Oh, it is on
  1627. >Like a greasy memester on roids fisting John Cena’s ham and baby spinach sandwiches
  1628. >Dude, what the fuck kind of metaphor was that?
  1629. >Doesn’t matter
  1630. “CHAAAAARGE!”
  1631. >It’s booping time
  1632. …………
  1633. >Be Purple-smart
  1634. >Be in the badlands
  1635. >Be flying through the various crags, canyons and crevices
  1636. >The sun beat down harsh rays on you
  1637. “Come on, come on……”
  1638. >You were going to find it
  1639. >You always did
  1640. >Seeing a tiny flash of movement near the bottom of this particular rock canyon, you dive down to it
  1641. >Gotcha
  1642. >You tackle the small viridian filly across the small cave she was taking refuge in
  1643. >Refuge? Refuge from who? You?
  1644. >No….. see? This thing wasn’t hiding from you in fear
  1645. >It was plotting against you and all of Equestria
  1646. >Such is the way of disgusting, pathetic mongrels like a homunculus
  1647. >This thing was such a monster, look at it over there….
  1648. >Crying
  1649. >Probably fake tears to try and jar you, a ploy for you to let your guard down so it consume you with its dark magic
  1650. >Not today filly-imposter monster
  1651. >Not today
  1652. >It gets up onto its hooves, barely managing to stand
  1653. >It’s begging you in some nonsense-language
  1654. >”Weishenme ni darku sal ya? QUW YA ZELENI RETS! QUW YA ZELENI RETS!”
  1655. >It starts sobbing more
  1656. >How pathetic
  1657. >Can’t even realize it is beaten
  1658. >Ahoof-Equinehazared was right
  1659. >Just another monster to study and dispose of
  1660. >Like a true hero, you pick up the little filly with your magic
  1661. >Its eyes go wide with terror
  1662. >As it should
  1663. >You go to town on the thing
  1664. >Hitting with magic lasers, constricting the windpipe, making it hit itself using magic, making it lose control of bodily functions, smashing it against rocks…..
  1665. >You were teaching it the lesson it needed
  1666. >It was a lesser being
  1667. >It was a monster
  1668. >You eventually reduced it to a blubbering, incoherent mess in your magical vice-grip
  1669. >It was covered in cuts, bruises, blood, rock-dust, everything
  1670. >How pitiful
  1671. >If it weren’t a monster
  1672. >You open up a portal to that pocket-dimension you discovered
  1673. >The current place where you conducted your research on these things, as other Equestrians just wouldn’t understand
  1674. >They didn’t read the book
  1675. >It told you of this place and when you arrived, it was all set up for you!
  1676. >This little batch of magical space was outfitted with everything necessary of a lab
  1677. >Research equipment, medical journals, food and supplies, low-grade medication and high-grade poisons and sedatives, a cot for you, and a state of the art grande-sized Bio-research cage!
  1678. >Despite the monster’s protests, you drag it in with you, going to the cage
  1679. >Other colts and fillies were there, about 15 in total
  1680. >All monsters
  1681. >But with this many, you may have to increase the rations and water for them more than before
  1682. >Maybe
  1683. >Monsters could learn to share
  1684. >Opening the hatch on the sizeable cage’s roof, (you were on an observation platform above it all), you drop the filly harshly into the cage with the rest and glance around
  1685. >Some of the homunculi, appearing as colts and fillies, (once again how despicable of them to use such a disguise), were crying in the corners, some were staring up at you in fear, two were eating a small bit of the rations looking surprisingly depressed, while yet others tried comfort the ones that were crying…..
  1686. >One filly goes up to the new arrival, cradling the filly and shushing it’s cries and trying to be a source of comfort for it….
  1687. >It glares up at you
  1688. >You recognize this one
  1689. >The one with the blind eye, covered with a rag used as an eye-patch, slightly bigger than the rest, with a dark-green tinge, and that black horn….she was one of the first ones you caught…
  1690. >She had put up quite a fight
  1691. >But you were a big mare for her
  1692. >She still needed to learn her place
  1693. “DOWN, MONSTER!”
  1694. >You scream at her using the royal voice, which you’ve been practicing
  1695. >The others scamper around in terror
  1696. >She remains unfazed, holding the terrified filly and glaring at you silently
  1697. >Interesting
  1698. >But you needed to go
  1699. >You glide out of the lab and dimension, sealing it again once more after you made it back to the badlands
  1700. >You felt proud of yourself for stopping so many monsters
  1701. >And the research you were doing…. What you could learn about inter-dimensional beings and dark magic!
  1702. >Just another day in the life of a true princess
  1703. ……….
  1704. >Be Applejack
  1705. >You were just having the best of days today
  1706. >You were gonna bring Green Spear by the Doc later, (darn his stupid weekend policy), but for now…..
  1707. >You smile at the colt you were playing with
  1708. >He was mulling over his properties in Ponopoly, one of your favorite board games
  1709. >You feared it might be too complicated for him, but to you and Pinkie’s surprise he caught on quick
  1710. >You were all having a grand old time
  1711. >You did notice something though
  1712. >He was staring at his stuff again, and closing his eyes
  1713. >You look at the clock
  1714. >It’s just after noon
  1715. >Know what?
  1716. >That’s why he’s been kind of out of it for the last half-hour or so
  1717. >He’s still sick
  1718. >Colts and fillies need their rest when they’re sick…..
  1719. >A nap!
  1720. >You smile over at him and speak nice and slow for his foreign ears
  1721. “Bed-room. Sleep?”
  1722. >You motion with your hooves
  1723. >He nods a little, glassy-eyed
  1724. >Poor thing must be dead-tired
  1725. >Definitely taking him to the Doc later
  1726. >You scoop him up as Pinkie goes to get some water-
  1727. >”I’M GONNA GET WATER FOR HIM!!! AND SOME CUPCAKES FOR ME!!! LIKE 8 DOZEN, ARRANGED IN A PYRAMID!”
  1728. >Well that was sudden
  1729. >And loud
  1730. >And weird
  1731. >Buckin’ Pinkie
  1732. >You go over to the bed and set Green Spear down
  1733. >You notice a little spot on the sheets
  1734. >Did he?
  1735. >You look over at him
  1736. >He was looking up at you, bleary in the eyes
  1737. >Nah
  1738. >You quickly scoop him up again and pull off the bedsheets
  1739. >You set him back down, just him, the mattress, and blanket
  1740. >It was warm today, he’ll be fine with just a blanket
  1741. >You tuck him in
  1742. >He looks up at you
  1743. >You melt a little
  1744. >You get in and cuddle with him
  1745. >How could you say no?
  1746. >You drape a hoof over his shoulders and pull him in
  1747. >You can feel his little warm breath on your chest
  1748. >His muzzle up near your neck
  1749. >His trust in you
  1750. >You hold him tight, wanting this moment to last hours
  1751. >He closes his eyes
  1752. >You close yours
  1753. ……….
  1754. >Be Rainbow Dash
  1755. >Or in this case, Rainbow Panic!
  1756. >You had remembered what you had to do yesterday!
  1757. >’Cept it was today that you did it!
  1758. >You raced around town, looked around EVERYWHERE…. And still…..
  1759. >You had checked her house, letting out all the animals finally, (They were quite mad), you had checked the Everfree, you had checked everywhere everywhere EVERYWHERE!
  1760. >You zipped through the clouds
  1761. >Even if she wouldn’t be pleased to see you, you had to find Applejack and the others
  1762. >FLUTTERSHY WAS MISSING!
  1763. ……………
  1764. >Be Pony with ridiculous western hat
  1765. >You groggily open your eyes
  1766. >Ugh
  1767. >How long were you out?
  1768. >You look at the clock
  1769. >You slept for almost two hours
  1770. >TWO BUCKIN’ DUCKIN RUTTIN’ HOURS!
  1771. >You knew Doctor Horse had dumb office hours on weekends
  1772. >And those other doctors gave you the heebie-jeebies
  1773. >And Redheart was out on vacation…..
  1774. >Leaving that weird other nurse in her place
  1775. >That foreign-neigh one you can’t recall the name of
  1776. >And you didn’t want that ruttin’ boo-doo hoo-doo baguette foreign stuff for Green Spear
  1777. >He may be foreign-neigh, but he deserves to be brought up like a 100% grade Equestrian stallion
  1778. “Yee-haw.”
  1779. >Oh shit you said your internal cheer out loud
  1780. >This wakes up Green Spear, who looks at you with bleary eyes and a clear desire to continue cuddling
  1781. >You boop him gently on the nose
  1782. >He scrunches a little, in that cute colt/filly way, before letting out a light sneeze
  1783. “Sorry sugarcube, but we gotta move. I want to get ya to Doc Horse before he goes to do that ‘studying’ thing.”
  1784. >You shudder at the thought
  1785. >Ugh, studying
  1786. >It just ain’t Equestrian
  1787. >And it don’t involve apples
  1788. >Or…..
  1789. >You wait for your perverted brain to make the connection
  1790. >It doesn’t
  1791. >Huh, weird
  1792. >Not as weird as wrastlin’ in the mud dressed as a saucy cow-pony with-
  1793. >Yup there it is
  1794. ………
  1795. >Be the horse that Dashes
  1796. >You found her!
  1797. >She was getting into a light jog through the market, with that little colt on her back
  1798. >Now think Rainbow
  1799. >How we gonna do this?
  1800. >The answer:
  1801. >Be so hip and cool that they just have to forgive you!
  1802. >That works so well on other occasions!
  1803. >Like when you bring up Scootaloo’s parents! 
  1804. >You zoom in like a rocket, taking an elegant turn here, a fancy trick there….
  1805. >You zip under Bon Bon, who was carrying hefty bags of candy bags of candy to her shop
  1806. >You turn around and look at her to be cool
  1807. >She glares at you
  1808. >Sweetie Drops? Yeah, more like Sweetie Dic-
  1809. >You crash into somepony
  1810. >You quickly get back on your hooves to see it’s……
  1811. >Applejack
  1812. >She does not look happy
  1813. >Just play it cool
  1814. >Like Daring Do!
  1815. “So, what’s up’ille in the bizille Appletizzle?”
  1816. >Flawless Victory
  1817. >She remains unamused
  1818. >In fact she looks…..
  1819. >Mad
  1820. >Like kick-your-flank-harder-than-Diamond-Tiara’s-parents-beat-her mad
  1821. >”I don’t know what the buck you just said. But whatever it was, the answer is no. Not right now, I’ve got a colt to get to the doctor because Fluttershy is either busy o’ forgot o’ is doin’ something.”
  1822. >Click!
  1823. >That’s what you came for!
  1824. >Fluttershy was missing!
  1825. “Applejack! Yeah, about Fl-“
  1826. >”If this is another prank, Ah frankly don’t give a buck.”
  1827. >NONONONONONONO!
  1828. “NONONONONONONO! Applejack, you have to listen, Flutter-“
  1829. >”And why should Ah listen to you? After the hay been raising recently? Ah told ya Ah ain’t interested in none of your pranks.”
  1830. >ERRRRHGH
  1831. >You’re getting a touch frustrated
  1832. >She probably doesn’t want to listen or help so she can go back to doing weird stuff to Applebloom!
  1833. “You probably doesn’t want to listen or help so you can go back to doing weird stuff to Applebloom!”
  1834. >You blurted it out
  1835. >Without thinking
  1836. >It was loud
  1837. >The entire marketplace hushed down and heard it, and now there was only silence
  1838. >Agonizing silence
  1839. >Applejack slowly turns to you, glowering
  1840. “Uh, I-I-I didn’t mean…… The point of seeing you today was…….”
  1841. >She closes in on you
  1842. >You involuntarily backpedal a little
  1843. >She gets in your face
  1844. >”Shut up.”
  1845. >Uh, what?
  1846. “Uh, what?”
  1847. >”Ah said, shut up. Take that running, non-thankin’, lyin’ and prankin’ mouth of yours and shut up.”
  1848. >Her tone is starting to escalate
  1849. >You feel a touch intimidated
  1850. >”You follow me around, cause me trouble, pull pranks on a sick colt who can’t even speak Equestrian or understand anything, don’t even get me STARTED on what a bad role model and guardian you’ve been to Scootaloo recently, and for cryin’ out loud, WILL YOU DROP THE APPLEBLOOM THING ALREADY?!”
  1851. >You gulp, she now loomed over you
  1852. >You look past her briefly to see the colt is glaring at you
  1853. >You feel something really hot and burning touching your hooves
  1854. >You look down to see a green substance encased them
  1855. “Uh, AJ-“
  1856. >”IT WASN’T LEWD, OR WEIRD, OR ANYTHING! I WAS LITERALLY GETTING A SPLINTER OUT OF A DELICATE SPOT! HOW DO YOU THINK SHE MUST FEEL ABOUT THAT BEING SPREAD AROUND, YOU PUNK?!”
  1857. “Uh, AJ, seriously-“
  1858. >Is all you can get out before AJ kicks you into a nearby mare’s fruit stand
  1859. >It’s always bucking fruit stands
  1860. >You look up to see her trot away, angrily ranting
  1861. >Ok, you may have had that coming
  1862. >On top of recent shenanigans, you had been antagonizing her (and all your friends) over the course of the past two weeks
  1863. >Like the colt who cried timber-wolf, no one listens
  1864. >You pick yourself up
  1865. >You see Bon Bon helping the mare pick up the spilled goods, giving you that mean look she gives to…. Well…..
  1866. >Everypony
  1867. >Ya get outta there
  1868. >Once in the air, you actually think (for once)
  1869. >So AJ is a no-go, Rarity would just faint if you bluntly told her, (you lacked the ability to subtly tell her), maybe… Twilight!
  1870. >You see her coming into town, with that new book she always has!
  1871. >You zip over to her
  1872. …………
  1873. >Be Perfect-Princess Sparkle
  1874. >Just having had conversation with that silly fast friend of yours
  1875. >She was such a nice pony, but you just didn’t have time for her
  1876. >She stood no chance of comprehending the beauty of Ahoof-Equinehazared’s logistics and beautiful reasonings
  1877. >She went on and on about Fluttershy doing this or that
  1878. >Must be exciting, whatever they’re doing
  1879. >You politely declined her offer to attend
  1880. >She didn’t take it well, but she’ll get over it
  1881. >She’s a toughie
  1882. >Besides, you had more important things to do
  1883. >Stopping a threat to Equestrian security!
  1884. >Being a true hero
  1885. >Equinehazared would be proud of you, in all his wiseness
  1886. >You were gonna sort out the “blip” on the map in Ponyville
  1887. >Settle if it was just a little glitch, or maybe it’s true….
  1888. >That a Monster lurked among us
  1889. >You saw the blip heading to the Ponyville hospital
  1890. >You trot along on your way there
  1891. >No need to rush
  1892. >That would spoil the fun….
  1893. >Of stopping monsters
  1894. …………….
  1895. > Be Applepony
  1896. >Be in Boop-War 3
  1897. >Green Spear was sitting up on the little patient bed, (blue with little trains for colts), trying to defeat your superior booping reach with sheer tenacity
  1898. >Ducking and weaving, you wonder if you build him up strong enough if he’ll be a great hoof-boxer
  1899. >Wouldn’t that be somethin’
  1900. >Boop
  1901. >You scrunch a little involuntarily
  1902. “Oh bring it on, little colt.”
  1903. >Can’t let your guard down for a second around this teeny boop-master
  1904. >You get a devious idea
  1905. >You go in for the right-hoof boop, but dodge to the left side and get your muzzle close to his belly
  1906. “Surprise!”
  1907. >Operation Tickle this Colt senseless is on!
  1908. >You started blowing raspberries on his stomach, tickling the poor colt till he was laughin’ up a storm
  1909. >”Um, AHEM!”
  1910. >Whoops Doc’s back
  1911. >He gives you a warm smile
  1912. >He looked tired
  1913. >Probably up late with that studyin’ thang
  1914. >He steps across the rather simplistic, (though efficient), Doc’s office and gives Green Spear a lollipop
  1915. >Green Spear accepts it, and downs the thing ravenously
  1916. >Gotta get him lunch after this
  1917. >”Luckily, you don’t have anything to worry about Ms. Applejack. He seems to just have a little case of the filly/colt flu that’s been going around. Tis’ the season with all this rain, and you know how colts and fillies can be.”
  1918. >You give him a warm smile
  1919. >”He’ll be good to go in a few, I just want to run a few tests on the rather acidic magic energy sample we got from him. Could you please step outside for a minute to fill out the paperwork for this little visit? I’ll be back in a couple, just want to check on that slightly abnormal sample.”
  1920. “Uh, ok sure thing.”
  1921. >You give Green Spear a little smile as you exit
  1922. >You forgot you’d have to do all this “paperwork” hooey
  1923. ………
  1924. >Be Doctor Horse
  1925. >Secretly the biggest memester in town
  1926. >You were past the basic shit, you were a bona-fide memer
  1927. >MEMESOON
  1928. >WOW YOU WERE HIP
  1929. >MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ON 9-HOOF TONIGHT LOL
  1930. >(You ae so fucking insufferable, cringeworthy and kickable in private)
  1931. >Psssh, nah
  1932. >You were a hip doctor, gracing everyone with your “May-mays”
  1933. >LOL LE PONY AMIRITE?
  1934. >You smile to yourself as you enter the magic lab
  1935. >Now just to look at this sample before going back to being so “hip”
  1936. >And “tubular”
  1937. >Yah, SHITLOW
  1938. >Or YOLO
  1939. >Whatever
  1940. >Hey is that a pipe-
  1941. [Blackout and go down]
  1942. [Like the insufferable fuckface you were]
  1943. ………….
  1944. >Be Anon
  1945. >Green Spear technically-
  1946. >You shake your head
  1947. >Ugh, still with all that
  1948. >You look around the room in boredom
  1949. >You briefly wonder what Pony anatomy and physiology was even like?
  1950. >You look at the little diagram of a muscle, (cutified for colts/filles), but you couldn’t read any of it
  1951. >Equestrian still looked like someone smeared shit all over the place in an attempt to be “JAPANIMU”
  1952. >So gibberish
  1953. >You see the door to the office open up, and in walks the Doc-
  1954. >Wait
  1955. >That’s not the Doc
  1956. >She was wearing a nurse’s outfit
  1957. >A little suggestive one to be honest
  1958. >A mint unicorn with orange eyes….
  1959. “Lyra?”
  1960. >You blurt out
  1961. >Apparently you said her name right since her eyes focus on you
  1962. >Eh, more than before anyway
  1963. >That look is….
  1964. >Wrong
  1965. >What did she want from you?
  1966. >She wasn’t a nurse right?
  1967. >Shouldn’t the Doc be back any minute?
  1968. >”Voryutal Green Spear, moya ai furtao eiopeadn shenghuo. Lyra, ya… Lyra… Green Spear…”
  1969. >She’s getting close
  1970. >Uncomfortably close
  1971. >You back up across the bed
  1972. >She follows
  1973. >Is she…
  1974. >Smelling you?
  1975. >Really enjoying it too
  1976. >”Yeah….. uraon vakt. XIANZAI!”
  1977. >She reaching for you and-
  1978. >YOU NEED APPLEJACK
  1979. >YOU NEED HER NOW
  1980. >OR CHRIS HANSON
  1981. >BAAAAAD TOUCH
  1982. >SONIC SAYS NO MEANS NO
  1983. >You yell
  1984. “APPLEJACK! APPLEJACK! APPL-“
  1985. >Lyra puts a hoof over your mouth, whilst drooling, she….
  1986. >NONONONONONONONOFUCKTHATSHITSHREKHELP!
  1987. ……….
  1988. >Be Twilight of the Sparkle
  1989. >Be hearing screaming upon entering the building
  1990. >You knew the place was gonna be mostly empty today, ‘cept for check-ins with Doc Horse
  1991. >And the Emergency Wing
  1992. >Duh
  1993. >You quickly race to Horse’s office, past a couple of befuddled mares, and seeing the door, you-
  1994. >Smash it down magically
  1995. >No other choice
  1996. >Then you see something truly disgusting
  1997. >Lyra with…. A colt… she was trying to….
  1998. “FOAL-FIDDLER!”
  1999. >Lyra quickly turns to you, the whites of her eyes becoming evident as they widen
  2000. >”Wait, er-“
  2001. >Nope
  2002. >Time to be a true hero
  2003. >You pick up Lyra with your magic, (a little tougher to do on her than the other DISGUSTING MONSTERS you’ve been dealing with, but you manage), and smash her head onto the counter
  2004. >Repeatedly
  2005. >You go at it
  2006. >Mare, this is fun
  2007. >Stopping evil!
  2008. >You suddenly tune back to reality to hear someone shouting at you
  2009. >It was…
  2010. >Applejack?!
  2011. >You drop Lyra to the floor
  2012. >She hits with a thud
  2013. >”-Thank you! You were scaring Green Spear half to death!”
  2014. >You look over to the colt
  2015. >It was cowering on Applejack’s back
  2016. >D’aw
  2017. >What an adorable little colt
  2018. >You feel a tinge of regret or your actions
  2019. >Maybe you did go just a LITTLE overboard
  2020. >After all, this isn’t a true monster we were dealing with right now
  2021. >Lyra might just have some issues-
  2022. >Lyra suddenly springs up from the floor, (amazing considering the beating you gave her), and…
  2023. >Grabs a little piece of Green Spear’s hair that fell on the floor?
  2024. >Then she puts it in her-
  2025. >Oh gross      
  2026. >GROSS
  2027. >”MINE!”
  2028. >She bellows
  2029. >And bolts out of the room
  2030. >Ok Lyra definitely has serious issues
  2031. >Maybe Bon Bon-
  2032. >”Hey, Ah’m talking to you. I swear you barely ever listen to anyone anymore.”
  2033. “Huh?”
  2034. >Pause
  2035. “Oh, hi.”
  2036. >A painful silence pierces the room
  2037. >You try to improvise
  2038. >Applejack was looking at you, concerned
  2039. >You smile
  2040. “Oh sorry about that, I just wanted to make sure the little guy was safe! Who is he? I haven’t seen him around.”
  2041. >Applejack grins
  2042. >”See this here is Green Spear, he’s a foreign-neigh colt that ‘Shy took before… Well I guess before I took ‘em in heh.”
  2043. >You ponder for a moment
  2044. >Was this the blip on the map?
  2045. >You had to be sure
  2046. >A Homunculus was a disgusting being!
  2047. >It’s for the greater good
  2048. “Mind if I take a look at him?”
  2049. >”Um, what?”
  2050. >Oh
  2051. >That sounded bad
  2052. >Real bad
  2053. >You try to get a better look at the colt
  2054. >AJ blocks you, eyeing you suspiciously
  2055. >The tension in the room grows extremely thick
  2056. >QUICKB.S.SOMETHINGFRIENDSHIPFRIENDSIP
  2057. “Oh, you know, I just wanted to hold him for a sec. He’s so adorable and tiny, I just didn’t want to seem imposing, being the Princess of Friendship and all.”
  2058. >Nice
  2059. >She bought it
  2060. >Kind-of
  2061. >”Um, ok sure. Couldn’t hurt for ya to hold him for a sec.”
  2062. >She turns to the colt
  2063. >“She. Friend. PRIN-CESS.”
  2064. >She must be trying to teach it Equestrian
  2065. >It talks back to her, voice all adorable
  2066. >”IN-CEST.”
  2067. >You giggle
  2068. >AJ turns beet-red
  2069. >”Uh, yeah, just forget about that word. Bad word. BAD. But this is my friend. FRIEND. Twi-light.”
  2070. >She makes her way towards you
  2071. >You grin
  2072. >If this is a Homunculus, maybe they could let you borrow some medical equipment for research-
  2073. >Not medications of course, but different kinds of drugs could be fun to experiment with
  2074. >On them of course
  2075. >AJ is about to hand you the colt, but hesitates
  2076. “What?”
  2077. >She looks down for a second, before handing the colt to you
  2078. >”Just… Be careful.”
  2079. >You nod, and get to work
  2080. >You keep up the formalities
  2081. >Smiling at it, (though it’s not smiling back, but staring at you with a weird look on its face), booping it, introducing yourself nice and slow
  2082. >But the real test had to be done
  2083. >Perhaps this thing you were holding was indeed a monster?
  2084. >You knew there was one sure-fire way to tell if some colt or filly was a homunculus
  2085. >They always smelled like a monster
  2086. >You lean in quick and-
  2087. >Sniff
  2088. >Ugh
  2089. >Smelled like Applejack
  2090. >Probably wasn’t a homunculus, the map must be glitching
  2091. >Here was just a smelly colt
  2092. >You look over to see Applejack-
  2093. >Looking at you like you were insane
  2094. “Uh, I can explain?”
  2095. ………….
  2096. >Be Rainbow Dash
  2097. >More like Rainbow Rejected
  2098. >Sigh
  2099. >Where else could you go to spread the word quick?
  2100. >Maybe…..
  2101. >Pinkie!
  2102. >You rush over to her place
  2103. >Opening the door, you were about to explain that Fluttershy was missing but-
  2104. >Pinkie was there, dressed in weird khaki and blue clothes, with Gummy, and two mares in hoods and one wearing a weird looking mask
  2105. >Ponk was shouting and making a quizzical face
  2106. >”WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?”
  2107. >Oh colt
  2108. >Explaining to Ponk might be a challenge
  2109. >Just what was going on here?
  2110. ………..
  2111. >Be Applejack
  2112. >Be walking through town with Green Spear
  2113. >Twilight sure was acting weird
  2114. >She had come up with some weird excuse for…..
  2115. >Smelling him
  2116. >Eugh
  2117. >You got Green Spear out of there as fast as you could
  2118. >He’s been traumatized enough for one day
  2119. >Thinking more on the matter, you kind of miss the days of lookin’ out for someone….
  2120. >It was kinda nice to look after Green Spear
  2121. >You really liked this little colt
  2122. >He was so enjoyable just to….
  2123. >Be around
  2124. >And when he learns to do stuff, like booping and walking and talking real-pony Equestrian-like….
  2125. >You just feel so happy for him
  2126. >You see Applebloom less and less these days….
  2127. >You used to watch over her in the same way…
  2128. >But she’s always out crusadin’ now
  2129. >You miss watching over her…. Spending time with her…. Your little buddy…
  2130. >Your eyes get misty
  2131. >You wanted more time with her
  2132. >She would like Green Spear
  2133. >It could be like the three Ponimigos!
  2134. >But…. She’s always away….
  2135. >Your heart ached for your sister…
  2136. >Your friend….
  2137. >You look down
  2138. >Green Spear, deciding to walk this time out, was looking up at you
  2139. >He was concerned
  2140. >Wait
  2141. >Were you still crying?
  2142. “Oh, uh, Greenie Ah…”
  2143. >He pulls you gently to the side of the road
  2144. >And…
  2145. >Gives you a big ol’hug
  2146. >He was little so it couldn’t be that big but….
  2147. >You accept it
  2148. >You hug him as for once….
  2149. >He comforts you
  2150. >He, encased in your strong hug-grip, nuzzles your neck gently, and rubbed your side with his hooves
  2151. >You cried it out
  2152. >You held each other for a few minutes
  2153. >You don’t think he got it 100% but….
  2154. >He helped you when you were down
  2155. >That’s what matters
  2156. >…..
  2157. >All of a sudden your impromptu-hug-party was broken up by a sweet little voice
  2158. >”Applejack! Applejack are you ok? Who’s the colt?”
  2159. >You look up
  2160. “Sweetie Belle!”
  2161. >”Uh huh, back from crusadin’. For now anyway. Who’s the colt?-“
  2162. >She gasps
  2163. >”He’s a blank flank! Oh I outta get Scootaloo and Applebloom and-“
  2164. >Applebloom
  2165. “WHERE’S APPLEBLOOM?!”
  2166. >Ok that was a little awkward
  2167. >But Sweetie Belle gets it
  2168. >She smiles, but that smile changes to a frown
  2169. >”That’s actually what I was gonna ask you. Me and Scootaloo can’t find her anywhere! Seems like nopony can find her! I thought maybe you knew, and we could head to the farm to see if maybe she’s been there. We’ve only been back a day, and after we split for the night I hadn’t seen her, and I heard you were out-“
  2170. >Her eyes go back to the colt
  2171. >”Doing stuff.”
  2172. “Yeah, actually Ah was. Takin’ care of my new little friend here. Why don’t we head down to the farm and I’ll fill you in along the way. We’ll grab some eats and see if Applebloom is around.”
  2173. >Sweetie Belle’s expression elates
  2174. >”Sounds GREAT! I’ll get Scootaloo. She’s nearby somewhere. She’s also really hungry. Apparently Rainbow forgot about getting her dinner last night.”
  2175. >You roll your eyes
  2176. >Of course she forgot
  2177. >”Sounds good hun, meet ya here in five.”
  2178. ……….
  2179. >Be Princess of Friendship
  2180. >And hero of Equestria!
  2181. >So that blip is a little mistake, oh well…….
  2182. >At least you got out of that awkward mess ok
  2183. >You saw two more blips appear on the map, in the snow plains outside the Crystal Empire
  2184. >Oh, you were gonna be the hero Ahoof-Equinehazared dreamt of……
  2185. >You were gonna do some research alright
  2186. >It was going to be fun!
  2187. >Maybe you could test the regenerative properties of a Homunculus’ limbs……
  2188. >You smile
  2189. >Being monsters, you’re sure they wouldn’t mind a little….
  2190. >Rip and tear
  2191. >Time to stop these monsters!
  2192. >Time to be a real princess of friendship!
  2193. >Time to be a real hero!
  2194. ………
  2195. >You are Green Spear
  2196. >Wait it was Anon wasn’t it?
  2197. >Yeah  
  2198. >Anon, right…..
  2199. >Anyway, you were currently chillin’ and ballin’ at Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack’s impressive farm
  2200. >You were taken aback by the sheer number and beauty of all the apple trees on the way in
  2201. >You were also taken aback by Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle’s constant talking
  2202. >To heighten your annoyance you could only understand pieces of what they were saying, so you never even completely got what they were talking about
  2203. >They went on and on though
  2204. >And seemed interested in you
  2205. >Ugh
  2206. >Fillies
  2207. >You were a grown-up stallion who….
  2208. >Man
  2209. >Grown –ass man Anon
  2210. >Keep it together
  2211. >You notice a spoon being flung overhead
  2212. >Sweetie Belle’s magical abilities still leave something to be desired
  2213. >You look about the dining room, seeing Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle setting the table whilst Applejack cooked on the stove-like contraption near you
  2214. >She smiled at you
  2215. >You smiled back
  2216. >She seemed off-put though
  2217. >Even on the way back, something was bothering her
  2218. >You hope she is okay
  2219. >You try to get a look at what she is cooking, but can’t from your angle
  2220. >Oh yeah, right
  2221. >You were in the kitchen sink
  2222. >What is it with you being put in sinks?
  2223. >You fit fine though, with ample room
  2224. >Benefits of being a tiny horse
  2225. >Bored, you look out the window
  2226. >Outside, a flower of all things catches your attention
  2227. >It was absolutely gorgeous
  2228. >It stood by its lonesome amidst the apple trees, with its 4-petaled design creating a posh center of beauty
  2229. >You liked the color too
  2230. >Lavender
  2231. >Hydrangea
  2232. >That was its name
  2233. >You remember how you once took a basic course on botany and plants in college back in the OTHER world….
  2234. >That world seemed so distant now
  2235. >One of its petals was shed to the growing wind
  2236. >It was going to rain again soon
  2237. >You look back to notice the table was set
  2238. >That means that….
  2239. >”EY GREEN SPEAR! FATUM LUSTUM STULTORUM! WAN FAN ZHUNBEI DA DARR!”
  2240. “SWEETIE BELLE FUCK-SHITS OF THE GREAT DUBS MY EARS!”
  2241. >You turn around to see she smiling at you from the counter, looking down at you in the sink as a mother peers down at a smile child
  2242. “Oh right, you can’t understand jack shit.”
  2243. >To test this theory once more you enjoy the satisfactory parts of the English language
  2244. ”Fuck shit cunt asswipe Sudoku bitch ass-mcgee.”
  2245. >She smiles and puts her face down closer in the sink, cooing
  2246. >”Estuen facing raloas agememnon titus masketta ke ai haizi! Ni shi! Ni shi!”
  2247. “Don’t coo at me fuck for brains, I’m a human. A grown-up. You’re a fucktwatted meme-spouting asswipe looking like he just had a- What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch? I’ll have you know- FUCK YOU STOP IT! I’M NOT SOME CUTE LITTLE COLT!”
  2248. >She starts laughing as you lose your temper
  2249. >Oh, it is on
  2250. >You run up, grab her by the leg close to the edge of the seat with a well-placed jump, and pull….
  2251. >To no avail
  2252. >She does not topple into the sink as well
  2253. >Instead she resumes giggling at your (adorable) admirable attempt, and slings you onto the counter with her
  2254. >Taking your hoof she guides you off the counter and to the table….
  2255. >Fillies man
  2256. >You just can’t win
  2257. …………..
  2258. >Be Apple-pony
  2259. >Also be a worried horse
  2260. >You pace back and forth in Applebloom’s room, looking for clues or notes
  2261. >You held it together in front of them but….
  2262. >Your heart couldn’t take it now
  2263. >You really wanted to go search for Applebloom
  2264. >And Fluttershy!
  2265. >You regret putting off Rainbow Dash the way you did earlier….
  2266. >She had been a real chink in the horseshoe, but she didn’t deserve the public beat-down you gave her
  2267. >It’s just…
  2268. >After you had saw Twilight at her house, when she rejected you, something had festered in you….
  2269. >You were angry deep-down
  2270. >Not sure what-about, but after seeing Twilight that seed of anger seemed to have been sown
  2271. >You needed to get back with the gang
  2272. >Rally the others, and get on this
  2273. >You missed your sister so much…..
  2274. >Looking at this room had become agony each night since she left
  2275. >Looking at the bed reminded you of how you used to read her bedtime stories….
  2276. >The toys under the bed, as you’d make sure each night to set aside a little time to play with her when she was but a foal….
  2277. >And…. You couldn’t look at the bows in her dresser without…. Without….
  2278. >You wipe it off your muzzle   
  2279. >You had to get your sister
  2280. >You were heading out
  2281. >You were gonna right things with Dash
  2282. >Get the gals together
  2283. >Maybe find out what’s up with Twilight
  2284. >Green Spear could handle being with the rest of the CMC
  2285. >You trusted them
  2286. >It hit you though that whatever was happening, it was dangerous…..
  2287. >You might not make it back to see… them…..
  2288. >You shake your head and focus
  2289. >You begin packing your things
  2290. >On the way out, you were stopped by Big Mac, whom you explain the situation to
  2291. >He agrees to help keep an eye on Green Spear in exchange for……
  2292. >That favor in the barn….
  2293. >Yeah, you know the one
  2294. >The one where things got smacked about
  2295. >Pounded
  2296. >The dirty, nasty one with his balls
  2297. >His ping-pong balls
  2298. >You hated ping-pong, but you agreed to play with him
  2299. >Crafty big-oaf he was
  2300. …………
  2301. >Be Anon
  2302. >Be making a mess while you were eating
  2303. >You felt like you needed a bib or some shit
  2304. >The hay-spaghetti was literally all over your muzzle and chest
  2305. >Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were still crackin’ up at your “antics”
  2306. >Eating spaghetti and using a fork with your hooves was hard shit m8
  2307. >How the fuck-key-largos did they do it?
  2308. >”Zdrac tesi yurospam sugarcube.”
  2309. >You recognize the last word
  2310. >You look up
  2311. >Applejack was there, with a sort-of sad look in her eyes
  2312. >”Wo hui jia zai jkdsla urokwa cestum prastum bwistro….. Ah…. Ah…..”
  2313. >She pauses
  2314. >”Pacem gei ni, Green Spear. Wo… ai…..te….”
  2315. >She looked so sad
  2316. >She gave you a little kiss on the fore-head
  2317. >Why did it feel so sad?
  2318. >She did the same to the two fillies, and the entire time it felt….
  2319. >Sad
  2320. >You were crying a little
  2321. >Maybe a lot
  2322. >The two fillies were tearing up too
  2323. >Eventually AJ departed
  2324. >You put your head down on the table, no longer desiring the spaghetti
  2325. >You hoped she would be back soon
  2326. >A sinking feeling told you other-wise
  2327. >You know that feeling
  2328. >You knew what it felt like to be left behind……
  2329. …………..
  2330. >Be the hero of Equestria! Twilight Sparkle!
  2331. >Except, you didn’t feel like a hero
  2332. >In fact, you felt awful
  2333. >Dirty
  2334. >Like you were gonna puke
  2335. >You open your eyes
  2336. >A beautiful, white flower beheld you
  2337. >It was a Rhododendron, a prime example of one at that
  2338. >Its majestic petals waved in front of you
  2339. >You reached for it
  2340. >It sank into the ground, burying itself amongst the dirt
  2341. >Huh?
  2342. >You look about to see you are now in a dark, labyrinthine chamber, with red-rust walls and…..
  2343. >Murals, actually
  2344. >The walls are adorned with them
  2345. >Scenes from your life are vividly depicted, the rust facilitating a look of age to them
  2346. >You could see some were still gleaming with a crystalline glow
  2347. >But others were…
  2348. >Aged
  2349. >You come up to a mural of yourself
  2350. >It held a stunning likeness to you, but….
  2351. >Its mouth was twisted in a scowl
  2352. >Its eyes were harsh and piercing
  2353. >And it held a book in a satchel in its saddle-bags
  2354. >The book was covered in….
  2355. >You slowly back away from the painting
  2356. >It begins to speak
  2357. >Its voice is a horrid, splitting version of your own
  2358. >”Like what you see?”
  2359. >You shake your head
  2360. >This was wrong
  2361. >Real wrong
  2362. >You bolt through the labyrinth, taking turns haphazardly
  2363. >”You know what you have to do. YEAH! NOW’S THE TIME! DO IT! It’s your job, remember? You are royalty after all, mare up a bit! Follow in the hoof-steps, you know you want to!”
  2364. >You continue to haul, accidently slam into a dead end
  2365. >It’s wall held a mural as well, which began speaking to you
  2366. >It was of you, but the you you were used to seeing the mirror
  2367. >You
  2368. >”Look, just settle down a bit-“
  2369. “WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF TRICK? SOME MAGIC STUNT BY THE HOMUNCULI-“
  2370. >”No, no, just settle down. It doesn’t have to be like this. Things can go back to how they were, just confess.”
  2371. “THEY’LL PUNISH ME!’
  2372. >The mural glares
  2373. >”And you’d deserve it. But you can handle it. And you’d get your friends back, and you can save those poor fillies and colts you-
  2374. “THEY’RE MONSTERS!”
  2375. >”Are you really so sure?”
  2376. >A mural nearby is illuminated
  2377. >In it, a filly cries loudly, curling up into the fetal position and sucking its hoof
  2378. >The poor thing looks terrible
  2379. >You take a closer look
  2380. >Wasn’t that the same filly that-
  2381. >NO
  2382. “STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT! I’M DOING THIS FOR THE GREATER GOOD!”
  2383. >You turn back to the mural of you
  2384. >It looks at you with a mix of pity and disapproval
  2385. >”Then put down the book.”
  2386. >You notice you are clutching a tome
  2387. >It was the work of Ahoof-Equinehazared
  2388. >You are tempted to set it down but….
  2389. >The book just calls to you
  2390. >You can’t do it
  2391. >It holds SO much wisdom
  2392. >How can you ever doubt it?
  2393. >You have to say something in your own defense, as to why you won’t put it down
  2394. >Yeah
  2395. >You look up to see mural-you is gone
  2396. >Replaced by….
  2397. >That filly
  2398. >That one filly
  2399. >The almost-mare one, with the eyepatch, and the black horn, the one that always glares at you and says nothing
  2400. >It was glaring at you now with its one good eye
  2401. “WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU…. YOU….”
  2402. “DEMON!”
  2403. >Its glare became harsher
  2404. >You felt weak
  2405. >Your legs gave
  2406. >Then it happened
  2407. >Like a demented band-aid, it peeled off the wall taking form in front of you
  2408. >The filly slowly walked towards you, hoof-steps louder
  2409. >And louder
  2410. >You screamed
  2411. >A dark shadow came over you
  2412. >………..
  2413. >You awake in a cold sweat, panting loudly
  2414. >You look about the train car, only to see the only other passenger, an aged-mare, give you a cynic look
  2415. >You awkwardly wave and lay back down on the seat
  2416. >You were on a train to the Crystal Empire to… Right…
  2417. >You pick up Equinehazared’s book and start reading
  2418. >Hopefully this will clear your head of all that nonsense
  2419. >You couldn’t get it out of your head though
  2420. ……………
  2421. >Be Anon
  2422. >Be in AJ’s living room
  2423. >With the fillies
  2424. >They had picked you up and set you down on the couch with Scootaloo at one end and Sweetie Belle lounging in the adjacent chair
  2425. >You were all still pretty down
  2426. >Seeming to sense the down-trodden mood, Sweetie Belle trots over, climbs up, and whispers something to Scootaloo
  2427. >Ohshit.webm
  2428. >You look down and notice you still have a ludicrous amount of spaghetti sauce in your coat
  2429. >They see it too
  2430. >They both grin
  2431. >Aw fuck no
  2432. >No baths for Green Spear today
  2433. >For some irrational reason, a bath doth not appear appealing today
  2434. >You begin to bolt out of the room
  2435. >As Scootaloo is quick to the draw and snags your smaller form up
  2436. >You wiggle and struggle
  2437. >FUCK NO
  2438. >NONONONONONONO
  2439. >HELP ME BIG GUY! SAVE ME FROM THESE HOT-HEADS!
  2440. “NO! PUT ME DOWN YOU DAMN HORSE-CHILDREN! I NEED AN ADULT! HELP! THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE ME DO FILLY STUFF!”
  2441. >Your pleas go unanswered by the fillies
  2442. >Oh shit son
  2443. >You might be in for a bath
  2444. ……………………
  2445. >Be Anon
  2446. >Be in the fucking sink
  2447. >In the fucking sink AGAIN
  2448. >In the bathroom sink to be precise
  2449. >It was a rather plain farm-house bathroom, with a standard porcelain tub tinted viridian
  2450. >A single daisy decorates the counter, alongside a plain container of hand-soap
  2451. >Or hoof-soap
  2452. >Buck it, whatever
  2453. >No it’s fuck it….
  2454. >Right?
  2455. >You are struggling regardless though, trying to get out of the sink and escape
  2456. >No baths for this baller colt
  2457. >No baths indeed
  2458. >But Scootaloo was stronger than you
  2459. >Considerably
  2460. >Kinda sad to be pinned by a filly
  2461. >Your strength is not the high-point of being a colt it seems
  2462. >You struggle anyway, but Scootaloo, also being in the sink with you, pinning your front legs behind you, is not amused
  2463. >They were chattering in Equestrian, but you were intent on getting out
  2464. >Till Sweetie Belle said one thing that you did recognize
  2465. >”READY!”
  2466. >NONONONONONONONO
  2467. >MERCY ‘PON THIS COLT
  2468. >NO BATHS!
  2469. “NO GET OFF ME YOU TRAFFIC-CONE HORSE! I WILL BITE YOU! I DON’T NEED A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!”
  2470. >Scootaloo, with Sweetie Belle’s magical assistance, manage to pick you up once more
  2471. >In another moment you are plopped down in the-
  2472. >FUCK
  2473. >MR FREEZE JUST BLASTED YOUR NUTS!
  2474. >SOOOOOOOO FUCKBLASTERS COLD!!!!
  2475. ………….
  2476. >Be Sweetie Belle
  2477. >NOW what was the colt going on about?
  2478. >He didn’t seem to like baths, you got that, but-
  2479. >You put a hoof in the water to scoop some water in a cup (to wash the colt’s head)
  2480. >DROP DAT CUP
  2481. >Oh
  2482. >OH
  2483. “Hey Scoots.”
  2484. >”Yeah?”
  2485. “We may have messed up.”
  2486. ………….
  2487. >Be Anon
  2488. >Be hauled out of Hoth
  2489. >You shiver as Scootaloo throws a towel around you, hugging you in the process, in an attempt to keep you warm
  2490. >You glare at her
  2491. >She gives a meek apologetic smile
  2492. >Damn horses
  2493. >Sweetie Belle drains the tub, and in a few minutes the tub is once more filled with water
  2494. >Take two
  2495. >Look, there’s even some steam!
  2496. >It has to be so nice and warm!
  2497. >You wiggle away from Scootaloo and hop right in!
  2498. >Nice! 
  2499. >Warm!
  2500. >WAIT FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
  2501. >HORSE CHILDREN TRYING TO COOK YOU!
  2502. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
  2503. ……………
  2504. >Be Sweetie Belle once more
  2505. >Double-whoops
  2506. >You and Scoot manage to haul the colt out a second time
  2507. >He freaking out, biting and such
  2508. >How were you supposed to know?
  2509. >You just flipped it to the other side-
  2510. >Wait-
  2511. >You turn the handle to just barely in the “warm” section
  2512. >Why didn’t you think of that?
  2513. >Silly filly you
  2514. >Now to convince Green Spear to get back in the tub
  2515. >Aaaaaand he’s barking as Scootaloo is trying to restrain him
  2516. >Barking like a dog
  2517. >Colt oh colt
  2518. …………….
  2519. >Be Anon
  2520. >Be trying everything you can
  2521. >You kicked, screamed, barked, spouted memes, wrestled, farted…
  2522. >Nothing
  2523. >The fillies got you back in the tub
  2524. >Water was actually fine
  2525. >Pleasant actually
  2526. >But the damage was done
  2527. >You were determined to be fussy as hell
  2528. >You weren’t pouting….
  2529. >Not at all….
  2530. >They moved in to scrub your mane
  2531. >You continued to squirm and move about, causing them to accidentally fall in the tub
  2532. >YOU WERE NOT GETTING WASHED BY DAMN HORSE-CHILDREN!
  2533. >IT’S FUCKING WEIRD!
  2534. ……………….
  2535. >Be Cheerilee
  2536. >Yup, Cheerilee
  2537. >Be entering the farm-house, Berry Punch leaning on you heavily
  2538. >Berry Punch drank too much punch
  2539. >Go figure
  2540. “Well, thank you for giving us a place to stay in this dreadful rain storm, Big Mac. It’s just so heavy out there, and I definitely didn’t want to be walking Berry Punch home in the middle of all the disappearances and all…”
  2541. >”E’yup.”
  2542. >D’aw he’s such a gem
  2543. “Have you heard anything from Zecora by the way? She was supposed to meet me today for some gardening, and she didn’t show….”
  2544. >He looks concerned
  2545. >”’Nope.”
  2546. “I hope she’s alright.”
  2547. >”E’yup.”
  2548. >Berry Punch makes drunk pony noises and belches explicitly
  2549. >Ugh
  2550. >You go into the house, setting her on the couch
  2551. >She belches a second time, more impressively, spittles a bunch of syllables that definitely wasn’t Equestrian, before retching once or twice and passing out, sprawled out on the couch
  2552. >That solves one problem you guess
  2553. >”KAKI FHAUCHUM LEEEEITE ZHEZHANG ZAMANEE!!!!”
  2554. >You hear incoherent screaming from upstairs
  2555. >You worriedly glance at Big Mac
  2556. >He looks at you and mouths “I dunno”
  2557. >Concerned, you and Big Mac dart up the stairs, race to the bathroom door, and fling it open to see-
  2558. >Um
  2559. >What?
  2560. ……………..
  2561. >Be Cheerilee
  2562. >Be rubbing your temples with your hooves at the moment
  2563. >You had walked in on Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo attempting to bathe this colt…..
  2564. >Green Spear is the name you heard…..
  2565. >And we’re doing so forcefully
  2566. >It ended up looking way worse than what it was
  2567. >When you walked in, you had thought….
  2568. >Ew
  2569. >Anyway, so here you were in the bathroom, after having agreed to give the colt a bath yourself, (since you were good with fillies and colts), as he struggles away from you, causing the water from the cup you had meant to go over his head to go all over his face
  2570. >He sputters loudly and continues yelling something in a language that sounded foreign, yet vaguely familiar
  2571. >”SUBJUGALE MUTUM DURAK! NIN SHI HENSHA ETORBAZOK!”
  2572. >You had to change strategies
  2573. >This wasn’t working
  2574. >Think….
  2575. >You got it
  2576. “Aw, c’moooon it’s not that bad…”
  2577. >You coo in a calming tone
  2578. >The colt huffs and scrunches his soaked face at you
  2579. >You smile both to him and at how ridiculous he looks
  2580. >He’s scrunching at you like he believes he has the imposing glare of Celestia herself, whilst puffing his chest out like a mare fighting for her stallion
  2581. >The rubber-duck, which you had graciously offered previously, had made resounding contact with the wall a moment ago
  2582. >He must think he’s some big horse
  2583. >D’aw
  2584. >Playing to his ego a little, you set the cup down
  2585. >He looks at it, then at you, before picking it up and attempting to rinse himself
  2586. >He half-succeeds, but can’t reach his entire mane
  2587. >He also drops it several times, his uncoordinated hooves not very flexible yet
  2588. >Maybe foreigners don’t move around as much?
  2589. >You had heard from the fillies that he may be sick too so…..
  2590. >He starts to get frustrated
  2591. >You smile at him
  2592. >He scrunches again, before slowly and begrudgingly placing the cup in your hooves
  2593. >He pouts while you wash him
  2594. >D’aw
  2595. ……………
  2596. >Be Green Spear
  2597. >Anon….
  2598. >Wait, what?
  2599. >Er, right
  2600. >Be chilling in AJ’s bedroom as Cheerilee, practical as ever, searched the house for some blankets and pillows for everyone
  2601. >You appreciated her niceness
  2602. >The room was empty now though, the big bed she had put you on rather imposing in size
  2603. >A single white clover flower decorated the night-stand
  2604. >You lay back and think
  2605. >What if-
  2606. >”Enjoying the high life are we?”
  2607. >You turn to the noise and-
  2608. >OHFUCKSPLOSIONS!
  2609. >You spring up and fling yourself to the other side of the bed
  2610. >”Now is that anyway to greet a friend, ole buddy ole pal?”
  2611. >You see the creature you were facing, whom was taking up the whole bed awkwardly with his size, was in fact…
  2612. >Oh, right
  2613. >Asshole had pulled his name out of you
  2614. >You glare at his dumb-ass goat face
  2615. >”Oh come now, I know you can’t say my name but LIGHTEN UP a little…. Er…..”
  2616. >He pauses before exploding in laughter
  2617. >Literally
  2618. >Man is he annoying
  2619. >”GREEN SPEAR!! AHAHAHA! Oh, it’s cute though really, I get it.”
  2620. >He extend his arm like a silly-straw, poking your rather sharp horn
  2621. >As if on command, you feel something inside you, and you….
  2622. >Spew acid
  2623. >Like, everywhere
  2624. >You had managed to turn your head to the side but…
  2625. >There was now a burnt patch in the corner of the room, lighted green and loudly hissing as it burned
  2626. >Discord had teleported using a phone booth to dodge it, and now expertly reappeared behind you the moment it was over
  2627. >”Well, what do you know, a little magic prodding and voila! Acidic homunculus magic.”
  2628. “Homunculus?”
  2629. >”Did a bit of reading boy, though honestly, the author was a little too…..”
  2630. >He flips his hair down like an emo-kid fapping to Linkin Park
  2631. >”Edgy for me.”
  2632. >He returns to normal
  2633. >Before he can get another word in however, you unleash a missile-barrage of questions
  2634. “Ok, what the fuck is a homunculus? Why am I here? What’s wrong with my old memories? What’s happening to the ponies who keep disappearing? Why did Twilight smell me? AND WHAT IS GOING ON?”
  2635. >He takes in a cosmic amount of air into his maw before answering quite plainly
  2636. >”No.”     
  2637. “NO? WHAT THE FUCK NO?”
  2638. >He zips your mouth shut
  2639. >OH THE ELDRITCH HORROR, THIS TIS NOT A FEELING MEANT FOR US MORTALS
  2640. >He leans in and whispers to you
  2641. >”Look, I can’t answer everything, someone is tailing me on and off and the best I can say is that ponies have only been disappearing at night and that each one is meant to anger another pony into falling for their trap.”
  2642. >Your mouth unzips to normalcy
  2643. “What?”
  2644. >”They took Fluttershy to draw me out, Applebloom to draw Applejack into thinking irrationally, and they took Zecora to try and worry the Mayor about the outskirts. All of them are meant to anger Twilight and her friends. Then they’re trying to get the town to panic with taking all these ponies. They want disorder, and not the fun kind. They also had a book delivered to someone here in Ponyville-“
  2645. >OH SHIT
  2646. >Was that book-
  2647. >Before you can cut him off or he can finish you hear hoofsteps clomping up the stairs
  2648. >Cheerilee
  2649. >Likely to check on your yelling
  2650. >Guess that wasn’t a great game-plan after all
  2651. >”-Look, I have to skidattle again, but we’ll talk more next time. For now, play along and stick close to Cheerilee, she’s a good protector. Watch out for strangers and all that. Also, one more thing, just to make sure you don’t SOMEHOW talk about this-“
  2652. >He puts his claw to your head
  2653. >You begin to feel warm and nauseous
  2654. >”Right, TOODLES!”
  2655. >He jumps through a portal to what looks like Cthulhu’s stank-house, and is gone
  2656. >You begin to see shadows at the edge of your vision
  2657. >The voices of your past life assault you, and you feel helpless again
  2658. >So helpless
  2659. >You wail as hallucinations become your reality
  2660. ………
  2661. >Be Cheerilee
  2662. >Bust into the room to see Green Spear wailing and spazzing out on the bed
  2663. >They had mentioned his hallucinations
  2664. >Poor thing must really have the colt flu good still
  2665. >You go to comfort him before seeing-
  2666. >Woah, burn marks in the corner
  2667. >Like, an entire corner of the room is scorched
  2668. >You hear hoof-steps coming up the stairs, likely also to check on the noise
  2669. >Oh no
  2670. >Acid is dark magic, and if this colt is accidentally or intentionally doing it then-
  2671. >You weren’t going to send this fragile little colt to juvie
  2672. >Aw hell naw
  2673. >You would at least find a way for him to explain himself first
  2674. >Thinking fast, you through one of the blankets on your back (you were trying to collect them for everyone downstairs) over the marks
  2675. >It covers them
  2676. >Just in time too, as the other pony enters the room
  2677. >Hopefully they’re just coming to check on the noise and not the corner
  2678. >It’s-
  2679. >Berry Punch
  2680. >Oh, false alarm
  2681. >She’s way too wasted to check that corner
  2682. >Or understand it if she did
  2683. >Berry stumbles into the room, mumbles something to you, and stumbles toward the bed
  2684. >She farts loudly, ripping ass across the room
  2685. >She flops on the bed without paying Green Spear, who was still having an episode, no mind and immediately conks out, snoring like a chain-saw
  2686. >You sigh
  2687. >Buckin’ Berry Punch, Colts and Mares, Berry motherbuckin’ Punch
  2688. >You scoop up Green Spear and head downstairs, trying to console him
  2689. >And wondering how he pulled that acidic magic off
  2690. ………………
  2691. >Be Twilight Sparkle
  2692. >The true princess of friendship!
  2693. >After reading Ahoof-Equinehazared’s book a bit more, your confidence is renewed!
  2694. >Dreams are just dreams, you’re a real hero!
  2695. >The TRUE HERO of the Equestria!
  2696. >And you knew what you had to do tonight
  2697. >That’s right, now’s the time!
  2698. >Time to stop some monsters!
  2699. >These homunculi, they didn’t have hearts
  2700. >Like the sirens of old, they just looked like fillies and colts
  2701. >They were true abominations
  2702. >You trekked through the snow, hunting these…… BEASTS across the icy plains outside the Crystal Empire
  2703. >You consulted the Map of Hunters in Equinehazared’s book
  2704. >Yup, the two were nearby
  2705. >You swooped over the nearest snow bank, a rather large snow dune actually, ignoring the biting cold of the wind and snow in the starless, nearly pitch-black night
  2706. >You look down to see…
  2707. >There they are!
  2708. >A small filly-like one and a larger, though still young-ish colt homunculi
  2709. >The male was a Pegasus, while the other was an Earth Homunculi
  2710. >You smile
  2711. >Time to get to work
  2712. >You swoop down, majestic and heroic as a hawk, knocking the two apart from each other
  2713. >They scream as they you deliver your fantastical, legendary aerial kick, sending them flying in opposite directions
  2714. >Distraught, the filly homunculi starts crying and sobbing
  2715. >Think you can win with fake tears huh?
  2716. >Disgusting abomination from Tartarus….
  2717. >You see the colt homunculi rush over to her as you swooped back around to them
  2718. >He was trying to get her to move, before turning to you
  2719. >He wants a fight huh?
  2720. >Ravenous freak, you’ll give him one
  2721. >He extends his wings, flying at you with surprising velocity
  2722. >You move a bit but still get a solid punch to the face as he swoops by
  2723. >Ow
  2724. >Close one, can’t be having that
  2725. >Not against monsters like these
  2726. >Time to think like a hero!
  2727. >The colt swings around, attempting to make another pass at you as you lower yourself to the ground near the filly homunculi, who is vainly trying to crawl away from you
  2728. >You put a magical grip on her leg, hearing it snap something a little
  2729. >She wails
  2730. >Shut up, monster
  2731. >You focus on the Pegasus as he closes in, and with one solid magic blast-
  2732. >He crashes and dive-bombs into the snow, breathing heavily as he tries to live with his severely-burned chest and wings
  2733. >You pick him up with magic and smash him into a nearby rock a few times
  2734. >That usually does the trick to subdue these horrific creatures
  2735. >But, amazingly, he still looks determinedly at you, wanting to save his fellow monster
  2736. >Well, maybe if you hurt the filly, he’ll give in….
  2737. >Way to think like a hero Twilight!
  2738. >Just like Equinehazared would’ve done!
  2739. >He was so perfect!
  2740. >So, while still restraining the colt magically, you lift the filly-thing into the air with magic
  2741. >Time to test that rip-and-tear!
  2742. >Ignoring its screams and incoherent pleas, you magically grip its left foreleg and pull hard as you can-
  2743. >”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!”
  2744. >NONONONONONONONONONONONO
  2745. >WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
  2746. >WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
  2747. >You retch and vomit in the snow, shaking uncontrollably as your few seconds of a fit wears off
  2748. >The colt is now bawling, but silently at that, staring at you with big teary-eyes
  2749. >Even if they were monsters, this was too far
  2750. >Why did Equinehazared seem so right before this? This isn’t heroic!
  2751. >Is it?
  2752. >You’re not sure, but…..
  2753. >This feels
  2754. >Horrible
  2755. >You turn to the…. The…
  2756. >Victim
  2757. >The victim
  2758. >You still held her in a magical vice-grip above the snow, as she was nearly limp now, twitching a bit, sobbing, tongue lolled out, drooling and trying to speak, though the syllables with no meaning
  2759. >She was covered in a variety of fluids
  2760. >Mostly red though
  2761. >Red
  2762. >Her eyes had lost her intelligence, she looked at you, and all you saw was like an animal in grievous pain
  2763. >You puke again
  2764. >THINKTHINKTHINK
  2765. >You quickly open the portal to the pocket dimension and throw bring both injured homunculi inside
  2766. >You throw the colt in the cage
  2767. >You were panicking hard now, your breathing rapid and shallow
  2768. >The other fillies and colts, the ones who were in the large cage, scampered in panic at the sight of you
  2769. >You had enjoyed that power before, but now…..
  2770. >One of them, a mare of roughly the same size as the scorched colt, goes up to him and puts her arms around him, trying to shush him with a hug as his silent bawling turns to very painfully loud bawling
  2771. >You can feel it in your ears
  2772. >It’s like a heart-beat
  2773. >You look over to see that one staring at you
  2774. >The one with the eye-patch, the black-horn, the almost-mare, just sitting there….
  2775. >Staring
  2776. >At you
  2777. >She really put you on edge
  2778. >You stumble through the lab, setting the mutilated victim on a nearby examination table
  2779. >You quickly operate on her as best you can
  2780. >Your hooves won’t stop shaking
  2781. >They’re really red
  2782. >Even when you clean them
  2783. >They still look red
  2784. >Equinehazared’s words ring in your ears
  2785. >But so does the colt’s bawling, quieted as it was now
  2786. >A few minutes pass
  2787. >The victim had lost consciousness, but you managed to stop the bleeding and properly dress the wound
  2788. >You do everything else you can, medical and magical
  2789. >It still doesn’t feel like enough
  2790. >WHY WON’T SHE STOP STARING?
  2791. >WHAT DOES SHE WANT?!
  2792. >After finishing as best you could, you scramble, gently setting the victim in the cage with the others
  2793. >The scorched colt, helped to walk by the aforementioned mare, drags himself to her, and they lay together
  2794. >The mare and another filly nearby, one wearing a rag of a headband and a color of coat excellent for hiding in trees, go to comfort the two victims
  2795. >Monsters
  2796. >Victims
  2797. >The almost-mare still stares at you, unwavering
  2798. >You can’t take this anymore
  2799. >You rush into the small bedroom of the lab, outfitted plainly with merely a cot, sink, and toilet, all medical-dull white and gray
  2800. >You flop down on the cot and shiver
  2801. >Hours that feel like eons pass, each moment slicing agony in your mind
  2802. >What did you DO?
  2803. >Was she gonna make it?
  2804. >Was Equinehazared right?
  2805. >What is right?
  2806. >You shake uncontrollably on the cot, and are assaulted by what appear to be…
  2807. >Hallucinations?
  2808. >Or are they real?
  2809. >You don’t know anything anymore….
  2810. >You need to go
  2811. ………….
  2812. >Be Applepony
  2813. >Be tired, but determined
  2814. >You had managed to assemble the rest of the gang, save for missing Fluttershy and ever-absent Twilight
  2815. >You had managed to patch things up with Dash, and she now gave you that cocky smile she gives when she’s on point
  2816. >Feels awful nice to see that again
  2817. >You and the others were all holed up in Twilight’s castle, in the Cutie Map room
  2818. >Spike had let you all in, but still seemed grumpy
  2819. >And with bandages on his face
  2820. >How’d that happen?
  2821. >Anyway, everyone was currently residing in their specific chairs, discussing the next move to catch the foalnapping suns o’ guns when-
  2822. “TWILIGHT?”
  2823. >Almost everypony shouts at once
  2824. >’Cept for Pinkie, who sprays confetti out of her mouth like a cannon before adding a delayed-
  2825. >”TWILIGHT!”
  2826. >Your alicorn friend looks awful with an unkempt mane and a-
  2827. >Ugh
  2828. >Smell to her that you can’t put your hoof on
  2829. >”Oh, uh uh uh uh, hey everypony…. Hi.”
  2830. >Everypony is bewildered now
  2831. >Still you explain the situation to her, along with what’s been going on
  2832. >She seems so…..
  2833. >Disinterested
  2834. >Like something else was on her mind
  2835. >Eventually though, she comes up with a great plan!
  2836. >After all, she is a princess and a hero and your friend!
  2837. >Course she could do it
  2838. >You can ask her about where she’s been later
  2839. >For now, everypony moves out to get ready
  2840. >The plan was simple
  2841. >Since the foalnappers only move in the dark, and only strike near the outskirts of town, all we have to do is wait till somepony else walks along the outskirts to be foalnapped, and confront the suckers when they show for ‘em
  2842. >And since one pony always gets up early in the morning to go deliver mail, even in the dark of the morning, it was decided
  2843. >Derpy Hooves is the bait
  2844. >And you, Applejack, were gonna get these pony scum-bags
  2845. >And get your sister back
  2846. ……………
  2847. >Be Cheerilee
  2848. >Be relaxing in the living room, catching up with your old students
  2849. >It’s been a few months and now they’re in a different grade, but they’re still the Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo you knew by heart
  2850. >Just a little bit more grown-up is all
  2851. >Seeing them again just brings the goofiest of grins to your face, as does hearing of the adventures helping other ponies with their cutie marks
  2852. >Of course, they were interested in you too however
  2853. >You told them of all the gossip about Ponyville these days, how things have been, and even a bit about your new students!
  2854. >All of them were wonderful little fillies and colts! Even if a few were rather….
  2855. >Eccentric
  2856. >You told them about one filly that’s been attracting the ire of the class through her crass language, and not to mention her unhealthy obsession with this thing she called an “Anon”
  2857. >Or a “hyoo-man”
  2858. >Oh silly Little League, she must watch too many cartoons for her own good
  2859. >Aside from her, there was one other trouble-maker, a filly named Aryanne
  2860. >She went on and on with ridiculous rants about “pony superiority” or something like that
  2861. >Probably just a phase she’s going through
  2862. >They’re so sensitive at that age
  2863. >You look down to your lap, and see Green Spear sleeping peacefully against your chest
  2864. >He must be all tuckered out
  2865. >Colts need their sleep
  2866. >He looked so peaceful, his back supported by your hoof as he affectionately snuggles against you
  2867. >You can feel his little heart-beat
  2868. >Too bad the little bugger is so sick
  2869. >Later that night, you go and search for a place he can sleep
  2870. >You were sharing a bed with Big Mac, Sweetie Belle took Applebloom’s bed and Scootaloo was gonna conk out on the couch……
  2871. >And Granny Smith was not to be disturbed, even if she had been a bit anti-social today….
  2872. >You decide on the other side of the couch when Scootaloo says it’s fine
  2873. >You tuck him in at the other end, wrapping him up to make sure he’s nice and warm
  2874. >And give him a little kiss on the fore-head
  2875. “Good night.”
  2876. ……….
  2877. >Next day, be Green Spear
  2878. >Or Anon
  2879. >Wake up on the couch, feeling well rested, except….
  2880. >You soaked the couch
  2881. >Like, piss stains all over where you slept
  2882. >Seeing no one else up you quickly, (though haggardly as you still felt kinda sick), rush up to the sink and rub that shit out of your coat
  2883. >At least now you didn’t smell
  2884. >You thought for a moment….
  2885. >You could totally say it was…
  2886. >Yup
  2887. >You were totally throwing Berry Punch under the bus on this one
  2888. >What?
  2889. >It had dried….. Maybe that’ll fly….And you weren’t gonna take the blame for that shit…
  2890. >That’s just embarrassing for a colt
  2891. >Er, for an Anon
  2892. >A mega-manly as fuck-pudding Anon
  2893. >Right
  2894. ……………
  2895. >Be Cheerilee
  2896. >Groggily waking up next to your big guy
  2897. >For you anyway
  2898. >Was someone knocking at the door?
  2899. >You quickly make your way downstairs, likely looking funny since you didn’t even do your mane or anything
  2900. >You walk past Green Spear, who seemed to be in the sink for some reason, and a half-asleep Scootaloo
  2901. >What smelled like pee?
  2902. >Anyway, you open the door to find- A pony standing there.
  2903. >A mare, to be precise, about your age
  2904. >She had a lime-green coat, with the same color eyes, and a jet-black mane….. And on her flank was a….
  2905. >Huh, it was covered by a rain jacket
  2906. >Guess there was call for drizzling rain on and off today
  2907. >”Hi there, mind if I come in?”
  2908. ……………
  2909. >Be Not Anon
  2910. >Actually, you were named Incognito
  2911. >Yes…. That was your name…..
  2912. >Can’t forget it
  2913. >Your memory of the other world is already hazy
  2914. >Cling to what you have
  2915. >You groggily peel your eyes open after your impromptu nap
  2916. >Ugh, head hurts like some motherfucker bashed your head in against something
  2917. >Oh, right, someone did
  2918. >Or rather a purple equine
  2919. >You were gonna do horrible things to her once you got out of here
  2920. >You notice your dry as fuck throat too
  2921. >You shakily get on your hooves, your new filly body wracking with pain
  2922. >You survey what’s going on in the cage today
  2923. >Overall, the cage wasn’t too tiny, but with around fifteen or so fillies and colts in it….
  2924. >And NO SHOWER…..
  2925. >Ya you could definitely use more space
  2926. >The cage was rather bare otherwise, utilitarian like everything else here, with little mounts on the wall for food and water, as well as a single cot that was shared among the seriously fucked up in the back
  2927. >Some of the other fillies and colts were milling about, doing weirdly childish things at times
  2928. >But others were staying watch at certain points, writing something in a notebook that we all kept hidden, and two were even practicing wrestling and fighting
  2929. >All of them listened to HER
  2930. >That mare, the one with the horn and eye-patch, made you uncomfortable
  2931. >She seemed to be longing, lusting for something…
  2932. >You decided not to join up with her little posse, but also stayed out of their way
  2933. >You flyin’ solo motherfucker
  2934. >You hear more moaning coming from the cot
  2935. >Right, that’s what woke you up
  2936. >Can someone just strangle that poor filly already? Just put her out of her misery? She already got her arm fucking ripped off….
  2937. >You didn’t really care for the others
  2938. >You didn’t need teamwork
  2939. >You had grown sick of all the attention and sympathy others got
  2940. >That mare kept everyone organized and unified, but why did she encourage so much niceness on top of a clearly militant ideal?
  2941. >Why the camaraderie?
  2942. >Why did she help them with childish stuff?
  2943. >Did some of them really think they were colts and fillies?
  2944. >How pathetic
  2945. >Take this fucker standing watch and rationing out the water, for example
  2946. >He was one of the colts, lean-built and wide-eyed
  2947. >He always held that motherfucking blanket close to him
  2948. >It wasn’t even a blanket really, more like a dirty rag that was found behind the cot
  2949. >The cot itself didn’t even have a fucking blanket
  2950. >Besides, it only covered half of his body, and it was gross as fuck, but he always wanted his “blankie”
  2951. >How fucking weak are you scrub?
  2952. >That and he always got that mare with the eye-patch to tell him a story at night so he can sleep
  2953. >Must be one of those fuckers from /lit/
  2954. >But seriously? What’s with his childishness?
  2955. >You had been here a few days already, and you hadn’t done anything childish
  2956. >Except when you had that nightmare and snuggled close to another filly
  2957. >But that didn’t count
  2958. >Was an accident
  2959. >Fuck mcmuffins
  2960. >You saunter over to the colt
  2961. “Give me water you goddamn fuckface, I’m parched.”
  2962. >Yeah, that’ll do it
  2963. >He flinches at your swearing, but responds
  2964. >”Everyone is parched. But we gotta make the water last. That’s what the Boss said.”
  2965. >Spineless cunt
  2966. >You really were ready to snap
  2967. “Doesn’t matter, I’m fucking dying of thirst here you stupid, childish little shit. Give me some water or I’ll rip your god-forsaken disgusting blanket in half.”
  2968. >His eyes got wider and more watery
  2969. >”Y-you wouldn’t do that…. Right?”
  2970. >You glare at him
  2971. >He moves
  2972. >Good
  2973. >So much for being a guard
  2974. >Someone needs to teach him to stop being a pussy
  2975. >In fact, everyone needs to learn to stop being a pussy
  2976. >Except for that mare
  2977. >She gives you the heebie-jeebies
  2978. >Jimmies at maximum rustle
  2979. >You open the valve to the water, ignoring the make shift cups that the group threw together, and take a hefty gulp
  2980. >Ah
  2981. >Refreshing
  2982. >You look over to see the mare glaring at you
  2983. >THAT ONE
  2984. >EUGH
  2985. >You almost spit out your second gulp of water, but you manage to barely keep it down
  2986. >She walks slowly to you, proudly showing off her far more muscular body
  2987. >Oh shit
  2988. >Uh, Uh, Uh
  2989. “IT WAS HIM!”
  2990. >You point at the colt, who is now trying not to cry at his failure
  2991. >The scary mare is not amused
  2992. >OH FUCK UH UH
  2993. >Before she can give you either a firm talking to or a brutal ass-beating a certain purple horse steps through the portal outside the cage
  2994. >Carrying another filly
  2995. >REALLY?
  2996. >Wait…
  2997. >This is different
  2998. >It doesn’t look all that roughed up
  2999. >It looks ok actually, maybe a bruise or two if that
  3000. >The purple horse, that hated horse, on the other hand, looked like a mess, with an unkempt mane and coat, bruises and cuts, and a delirious ass horse face
  3001. >Never thought you think that
  3002. >But yeah, she looked cray
  3003. >She gently set the filly in the cage, before adding more food and water to the modules, talking in a soothing yet creepy voice
  3004. >Ugh
  3005. >This bitch thinks she can play nice now huh?
  3006. >Fuck her
  3007. >You look over and see the scary boss mare thing staring at her, as she always does
  3008. >It seems to make the purple horse nervous
  3009. >Fuck this fucking shit you could one-up that
  3010. “HEY! HEY MOTHERFUCKER!”
  3011. >Purple bitch turns to you, surprised
  3012. >All the other fillies and colts were staring at you now, except for the scary mare, keeping her stare as always
  3013. >No one ever spoke out against her?
  3014. >Really?
  3015. >Time to get smacked, bitch
  3016. “YEAH YOU STUPID ASS-FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU! CHANGE US BACK INTO HUMANS YOU SICK FUCK, THEN WE’LL SEE HOW WELL YOU FIGHT US! OR JUST ME! I DON’T CARE! FUCK YOU! YOU DERPY-LOOKING MOTHER-“
  3017. >At the word “derpy” her expression changed dramatically
  3018. >She went from batshit kind nuts to….
  3019. >Oh shit       
  3020. >Sore topic maybe?
  3021. >”KAIKA FASDTUM ISTI QUI HUAHUAR DERPY! BU SHI WO KAJOAYINSTIN!”
  3022. >Oh, fuck she’s mad
  3023. >Next thing you knew, you took an ass-beating of a lifetime
  3024. >Like shit man, you got FUCKED UP
  3025. >She slammed you against all four walls, magically boxed your gut, shot lasers into fucking everything, even choked you off the ground like a demented cross between a magical noose and Darth Vader’s force choke on steroids
  3026. >You blacked super hard
  3027. >…..
  3028. >You wake up an indefinite amount of time later, coughing, sputtering and shuddering
  3029. >The light blinds you, but you can tell the purple horse is gone, as fillies and colts were talking
  3030. >That’s good
  3031. >You didn’t know how much more you could take
  3032. >You can tell your being propped into a sitting position by…..
  3033. >THAT MARE! EYE-PATCH!
  3034. >You try to scoot away, but manage to merely shudder, piss yourself a tiny bit, and drool a little
  3035. >Great
  3036. >10/fucking 10 nice meme
  3037. >She looks at you with a harsh glare
  3038. >She speaks, and her voice is both warmly maternal and biting like snake venom…
  3039. >”What you did was stupid. Horridly stupid. You shouldn’t even be alive right now, but luckily Publius over there knows a ton of medical skills. Don’t you get that you can’t win alone? I’m gonna say this once, so you better listen, got it?”
  3040. “Agugh.”
  3041. >You try and form syllables, but your throat hurts and you drool a bit more
  3042. >A colt wipes away the drool with his blanket
  3043. >Oh you feel like a dick now
  3044. >The mare gets the message though, and continues
  3045. >”There’s only one path for us all now. All for revenge. "Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past. If I can’t get it all back, I’ll make ‘em pay. Pay everything. Burn this planet till it is but glass.”
  3046. >You stare into her eyes, and see the fire in them
  3047. >You’re terrified
  3048. “You’re going too deep…. (cough) Mghs….”
  3049. >She leans in close
  3050. >”Incognito…. I’m already a demon….”
  3051. >You eyes widen and you shake
  3052. >”This isn't about the past...We're fighting for the future.”
  3053. >She gets up and trots off, giving orders
  3054. >Boss
  3055. >You’d follow her
  3056. >You’d get revenge
  3057. >For everyone here, and for you
  3058. >Another mare picks you up, walks over to the cot, and deposits you on it next to the filly with the missing arm
  3059. >The colt with the blanket drapes it over the both of you, and gives you a smile
  3060. >You smile back
  3061. “T-thanksc…”
  3062. >You manage to get out
  3063. >He nods
  3064. >You cuddle the filly with no arm
  3065. >She snuggles up to you
  3066. >You were canoodling now
  3067. >You understood now
  3068. >You had to fight for all those she wronged, even the weak
  3069. >You fall asleep holding her close, her breath and little heartbeat lulling you into a deep sleep indeed
  3070. …………
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