St. Celestia's Church of Fertile Seeds

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Table of Contents

Pastedown doesn't support heading links, so I'll have to describe what each section contains in words.

1. Organization -- Describes the Church's various offices and what they do.
2. Key Members -- Describes the key members of the Church, and a little bit about their position.
3. External Locations -- Organizations that are affiliated to the Church and what they're up to.
4. Lore -- Various snippets about what sluts are, what they do, among others.

1. Organization

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• The Goddess -- The main subject of worship for the sluts.
• The Holy Seat -- St. Celestia's office. The slut-spiritual foci of the Church.
• Worldly Whores -- Chancellor Luna's office. The political arm of the Church.
• Slut Inquisition -- Inquisitor Shimmer's office. The policing force of the Church.
• Brides of Celestia -- Twilight's office. The slutty cult of the Goddess.

1.1 The Goddess

No one actually knows who or what she is. She has neither name nor form.

The Goddess is the embodiment of sluttery, and all sluts worship the Goddess.

1.2 The Holy Seat

Formally occupied by Saint Celestia and her numerous slut functionaries and other offices, The Holy Seat is in charge of all other branches of the Church. The Holy Seat is responsible for formulating the Slut Code, conducting the weekly slut rituals, cum-baptizing the acolytes into proper sluts, and officiating slut marriages in very rare occasions. The latter happened only once in recent memory, when Cadance and Shining Armor/Gleaming Shield became slut-married by Celestia herself.

1.3 Worldly Whores

Worldly Whores is the political arm of the Church, led by Grand Chancellor Luna. It is responsible for the non-spiritual acts of the Church, such as negotiating with other nations, conducting foreign slut exchange missions, finances, operations, and defense.

1.3.a Celestia's Whip

Celestia's Whip is directly responsible for defending the Church from external threats. It is focused less on weaponry and more on subterfuge and seducing the enemy to submission.

1.3.b Whores of Celestia

Whores of Celestia are diplomats and foreign exchange sluts.

When a country or a city is curious about the Goddess's message, they exchange one of their more "sexually liberated" members of the government for a slut from the Church. The exchange member learns about the message of Goddess while the exchange slut teaches the country's leadership about sluttery.

Any political entities that are well-versed in sluttery are offered a slut diplomat instead -- an experienced slut or a MILF who regularly sleeps with the foreign leader and acts as the representative of the Church.

1.3.c Pimping Bureau

This office handles the finances of the Church and investigates incidents of any financial wrongdoings. Anyone failing to pay a whored-out slut or not paying a stud's wages will quickly learn to fear the wrath of the Pimps.

1.3.d Celestia's Orgasm

Celestia's Orgasm is responsible for studs within the Church and contracting them from outside for various work around the Church. It is headed by Flash Sentry.

1.4 Slut Inquisition

This is the investigation and policing arm of the Church, with its jurisdiction stretching well beyond the Church itself. Slut Inquisition is responsible for formulating the Slut Penal Code, enforcing the Slut Code, punishing heretical sluts, rehabilitating repentant sluts, and guarding the important figures of the Church.

1.4.a Blind Harlots

The judicial arm of the Slut Inquisition. The judging sluts are intentionally blindfolded and gagged to ensure their impartiality in the court.

1.4.b Sluts With Anal Toys

A special tactics team of the Inquisition. The most brutal, alluring, and masochistic of sluts are recruited to become a SWAT member.

1.5 Brides of Celestia

The Slutty Cult of the Goddess. Led by High Priestess Twilight. It is the largest arm of the Church and houses the rank-and-file of the Church. It is responsible for recruiting new sluts, assisting in the weekly slut rituals, and carrying out the wills and wishes of The Holy Seat.

The higher ranking members of Brides of Celestia are called priestesses, with the lower ranks referred to as a 'slut' or 'whore.' The newly introduced sluts are called acolytes.

1.5.a Office of Holy Union

The office responsible for officiating slut marriages, led by the Royal Bride. It is by far the most popular office of the Church, as many sluts are drawn by the allure of being slut-wed to someone else.

1.5.b Office of Sluttification

This office educates the slut acolytes in Celestia's slut canon and is responsible for conducting recruitment drives for new acolytes. It maintains close ties with Canterslut University to ensure the high-achieving sluts are funneled straight to the Church's ranks.

1.5.c Feminization Bureau

The Feminization Bureau is responsible for helping studs transition into sluts and vice versa. It is headed by Shining Armor/Gleaming Shield.

1.5.d Bureau of MILFs

Bureau of MILFs is the caretaking organization for sluts and studs. Any slut who's had too much/too little dicking, or a stud who's been drained of his seeds, are cared for by MILFs and nursed back to sexual health.

2 Key Members

2.1 Saint Celestia

The Princess of Sluttery. Arch-priestess of the Church. She is the head of The Holy Seat and the de-jure ruler of the Church. Through her, Goddess speaks the slutty words.

Some say that she is the personification of the Goddess herself, and judging from the numerous superhuman sluttery and miracles performed by her, they might be right.

2.2 Grand Chancellor Luna

The political leader of the Church. She is in charge of receiving dignitaries, receiving their cum, and striking deals between the Church and the numerous external entities through slutty means.

In terms of power within the Church, Luna is second only to Celestia.

2.2.a Luna's Holy Relic: The Deal Sealing Dress

Grand Chancellor Luna has many slutwear in her holy wardrobe for negotiating with dignitaries, the most popular of which is the Deal Sealing Dress.

It is a shiny, backless, and ultra short dress that sparkles like it's covered in sequins. It is often described as looking much like a virgin killer sweater dress but with an air of high-class escort energy to it.

2.3 Arch Inquisitor Shimmer

The leader of the Inquisition. She dictates the Inquisition's code of conduct, their uniform (always latex-based), and the Slut Penal Code. She's very strict about the rules and is never seen without her signature latex uniform.

2.4 Cadance

The head of the Office of Holy Union. Royal Bride of the Goddess, Celestia, and All of Her Sluts and Studs. She has many titles, but insists that she be called simply "Cadance" or a "slut."

Her marriage to Shining Armor/Gleaming Shield was officiated by Celestia herself, making her marriage the holiest and most binding of them all.

2.5 Shining Armor/Gleaming Shield

The supreme stud/slut switch of the Church. He/she is the head of the Feminization Bureau, one of the fiercest generals of Celestia's Whip, and the poster stud/slut for the effectiveness of "treatments" offered by the Feminization Bureau. His/her ability to change between being a stud and a slut is admired greatly by the Church members.

2.6 High Priestesses Twilight

The High Priestess of Brides of Celestia. Turboslut of the Church and All That Is Slutty. She is the third and current personal student of Celestia, with the former two being Cadance and Shimmer.

2.7 Flash Sentry

The leading stud of Celestia's Orgasm. He is a busy stud who gets frequent calls from sluts within the church for his famously veiny cock. At times, he transforms into his Flare Warden persona, who is then allowed to be garbed just like the sluts of the Church.

2.8 Inquisitor Glimmer

A commissioned officer of the Slut Inquisition. She was one of the revolting inquisitors who then recanted and chose to be reeducated back into the Goddess's graces. She's rather high-strung and is trying to zealously make up for her past mistakes.

3 External Locations

3.1 Canterslut University

The premiere sluttery-focused institution that teaches young wannabe-sluts and studs the beauty of Celestia's canon. Many of the Church's new recruits are made up of top graduates from Canterslut University.

3.2 St. Celestia's Crystal Spa

Operated by the Bureau of MILFs, the Spa is the go-to resting and healing place for many sluts and studs of the Church. Many of the MILFs staffing the place are more than happy to offer happy endings for the patrons, Church members or not.

It's not unheard of for Cadance to disguise herself as a masseuse here, spending hours (even days) touching and kneading on the clients' tired flesh before giving them the most satisfying happy ending they've ever had.

4 Lore

• Becoming a Slut/Stud -- How someone could become a slut or a stud.
• Sluts, Studs, and Marriage -- What sluts and studs are, and how slut marriage works.
• Slut Code and Slut Penal Code -- The laws governing sluttery.
• Excommunication and Recommunication -- The most severe punishment that Church hands out, and how the unforgivable can be forgiven.
• Heretical Sluts and Studs -- What the unforgiven ones do with their whorish bodies.
• Slut Rituals -- The slutty rituals conducted by the Church.

4.1 Becoming A Slut/Stud

4.1.a Cum Baptism and Slut Baptism

Cum Baptism is conducted by the supervising slut of an acolyte. Once an acolyte is accepted into the Church, she kneels before an appointed stud, recites her Acolyte's Oath, and stays kneeling patiently as the supervisor gives the appointed stud a handjob to completion, spraying the holy semen all over the awaiting acolyte. It is a symbolic gesture -- an acolyte is not yet slutty enough to properly pleasure a stud and needs a guiding hand.

The Slut Baptism is officiated by Celestia herself, where a group of graduating acolytes are lined up before a row of appointed studs' throbbing erections. Once the sluts finish reciting their oath, they take the cocks into their dainty mouths, sucking off the gasping studs to completion. The slut must pull out just in time for the cocks to erupt, blessing them with the holy semen all over their faces. Celestia then goes and kisses each of the newly sworn-in sluts deeply, swapping cum between their slutty mouths. Thus, a new slut is born, her womb tattoo morphed into something more elegant and befitting an officiated slut.

4.1.b The Womb Tattoo

Many aspiring sluts (and infiltrating heretics) have tried to fake the womb tattoo to horrific results. It is easy to fake the shape of a womb tattoo, but its glow resulting from an intense sexual arousal can only be achieved by a genuine one bestowed upon a slut by the Goddess.

Many have tried to emulate this heavenly glow, all have failed. Not even Chrysalis is willing to emulate this holy mark of the Goddess.

The womb tattoo is usually bestowed upon a slut after they've gone through the Cum Baptism as an acolyte, though a "marked slut" (ones visited by the Goddess as laysluts) may have one well before that. Once an acolyte becomes an officiated slut, it is Slut Baptism that morphs it into something more elegant and prettier.

As a slut climbs the ranks, her womb tattoo becomes more and more elegant. It is a sign of a slut becoming closer to the Goddess. High ranking sluts like Twilight and Luna have beautifully ornate womb tattoos, while Celestia's womb tattoo is said to have brought many to tears merely from the sight of its holy swirls.

4.1.c Path of The Mark

Sometimes, a slut's indoctrination begins with a womb tattoo.

When a promiscuous girl -- often referred to as a layslut -- has been extra slutty, she gets an overnight visit from the Goddess. She spends all night wandering the slutty dreamscape, getting fucked by imaginary men and women for hours, her body writhing and glistering with her lewd juices.

Once the dream is over, she wakes up with a simple womb tattoo, shaped like a bottom-curled heart, glowing faintly on her lower tummy. The panicked girl might try to hide it, feel ashamed of herself, and feel unsure what to do.

The Office of Sluttification conducts outreach programs to contact newlybed sluts like these and incorporate them into the Church's ranks.

4.1.d Path of Academia

Not all sluts and studs from Canterslut University make it to the Church's ranks. Many of the slutty institution's graduates move on to other fields, or become independent sex workers totally unaffiliated with the Church.

However, the top female graduates of Canterslut University often find themselves becoming acolytes of the Church. There, they receive the blessing of the Goddess through Cum Baptism, they further their study of sluttery under the Church's guidance, and have their sexual prowesses enhanced manyfold.

Male graduates are sought after, as well. The magnum-cum-loads of the university are given healthy monetary incentives to become studs of the Church and keep the Church's sluts sated as they conduct their slutty opus dei.

4.1.e Path Taken Late

Not all sluts and studs are young, virile things in their reproductive peak. Many latecomers are also welcomed by the church. Older studs are given administrative roles and taken care of like any other stud. Older sluts are given advisory roles (depending on what they did before the sluttening) or enrolled into the MILF program after graduating as acolytes.

As these latecomers bask in the Goddess's blessing longer and longer, their ailments and other consequences of aging are healed, but not completely reversed. Wrinkles and saggy skin become firmer. Erections become easier. They live long, healthy lives beyond what an unblessed, normal human body is capable of.

Those who do not meet the sluttification criteria but have slut-related turmoil in their hearts are offered therapy by the psychotherapy MILFs. After some therapy, they're re-assessed by the Office of Sluttification to see if being a slut or a stud would bring peace to their hearts.

4.1.f Path of Transition

Any questioning stud or slut may transition to become the other. The person's innermost desires are assessed by Celestia, with her powers vested in her by Goddess.

Those who are found to be something other than their outer selves are encouraged to enroll in many transition programs hosted by the Office of Sluttification. Once their transition is over, each slut and stud are given appropriate ceremonies according to their new identity. Like other "unmarked" sluts, trans-sluts receive their womb tattoo from the Goddess after their Cum Baptism.

4.2 Sluts, Studs, and Marriage

4.2.a Sluts

Once an acolyte gets cum-baptized and becomes a slut, her womb tattoo morphs int something more ornate. As she climbs up the Church's ranks, the tattoo becomes more elaborate and pretty to look at. It even glows faintly during intercourse. It is an often-emulated but hard-to-fake mark of a genuine slut of the Goddess.

A slut's mission in her life is to spread the message of the Goddess:

• Love each other
• Love yourself
• Let the seed flow

Sluts offer their bodies and their pussies freely to anyone who asks -- well, almost anyone. Those who are considered enemies of the Church or have been excommunicated are denied the slut service.

4.2.b MILFs

MILFs are mostly governed by Bureau of MILFs, but they're not a separate entity of their own. They're just sluts who are more focused towards caring for other sluts and studs and act motherly towards the members of the Church.

Many famous sluts of the Church are MILFs, with Cadance being the most popular one.

4.2.c Studs

Studs come in two categories: those that are employed by the Church, and those who are working at the Church briefly.

Sluts are free to ask for hard dickings from any of the Church's studs, who then must comply and give the slut her rightful wombfillings. Denying the holy seed to a slut is considered a punishable offense by the Inquisition.

The temporary stud workers are off-limits for sluts, but if the stud consents, then sluts are free to ride their cock however they wish.

4.2.d Slut Marriage

A slut and another slut may become slut-married to each other for a time period agreed upon by the two consenting parties. The slut-married couple fuck together and may fuck others with the consent of their husband or wife. But more often than not, married sluts will fuck others as a pair in a lewd display of threesome.

The slut wedding ceremony involves the revealing of the slutwear-clad brides followed by the slut vows taken under the throbbing erection of the appointed stud. Once the vows are sworn, the sluts consummate their marriage by slurping on the appointed's awaiting cock, and their slutty act photographed as evidence for paperwork. The resulting cum is swapped between the sluts' kiss.

Slut marriage is sacred. Slut-on-slut marriage is holy. It morphs the sluts' womb tattoo into elegant, interlocking shapes, marking them as "taken" for the duration of the marriage.

Anyone who gets caught cheating on their partner is excommunicated by the Inquisition. As slut marriages are blessed by the Goddess herself, defiling the holy union is same as defiling the Goddess.

4.3 Slut Code and Slut Penal Code

The Holy Seat formulates the Slut Code. The Inquisition enforces it. Any violators are punished according to the Slut Penal Code. The penal code is often jokingly referred to as the "Slut Painal Code" by the sluts due to Arch Inquisitor Shimmer's preference for anal punishments.

4.3.a Excerpt: Slut Code Regarding Edging

1. No slut should be denied of her orgasm unless she explicitly consents to orgasm denial.
2. No stud may deny a slut's advances unless he is exhausted or critically low on semen.
   1. No slut may insist on sex with a stud who is exhausted or critically low on semen.
   2. A stud must make it known unambiguous that he is unavailable for sex, if he is exhausted or critically low on semen.
3. A slut and a stud, when engaged in sex, must finish the act to completion unless there's a compelling reason to stop.
4. No slut or stud may be edges for longer than what's considered safe and healthy by the Bureau of MILFs.

4.4 Excommunication and Recommunication

Any slut or stud that commits an egregious crime, or any external persons committing egregious crimes against the Church members are excommunicated by the Inquisition.

Any members of the Church excommunicated are put in a permanent chastity belt, their womb tattoo blackened by the Goddess, and will never be fucked again until they're recommunicated.

Any members outside the Church are denied all slut services from the Church, which is as good as being chaste for the rest of their lives. How can anyone go back to normal sex after fucking sluts regularly?

The Goddess is kind and forgiving, however, and recommunication is common. They must repent, work with their victim to right any wrongs, and kneel before Arch Inquisitor Shimmer to have their soul judged. If they're found to be good once more, then they're recommunicated.

4.4.a Excerpt: Slut Penal Code on Excommunication

1. The following offenses are subject to immediate chastity and excommunication:
   1. Anyone cheating on their slut marriage partner
   2. Anyone harming a slut or a stud through nonconsensual intercourse
   3. Any stud withholding consensual cum from a requesting slut under normal circumstances
   4. Any slut demanding cum from a stud who has the right to withhold his cum
   5. Anyone committing nonconsensual edging on a stud or a slut

(The list stretches on for several pages)

4.5 Heretical Sluts and Studs

There exists covens outside the Church where excommunicated sluts and studs congregate. They perform profane rituals to break their permanent chastity and engage in unsanctioned, unregulated exchange of semen. Many prey on the innocents outside the Church, kidnapping people to act as forced sex slaves and laborers. The more brazen covens go as far as kidnapping the Church's sluts and studs for the purpose, defiling their holy bodies and stealing their holy semen.

The Slut Inquisition is relentless in guarding the sluts and studs against these evil covens. They make regular hunting trips to known locations of the most egregious ones, breaking up the offenders and locking them up in the depths of the Inquisition's secretive dungeons. It is rumored that the Inquisitions' prisoners are fed anti-orgasm drugs and edged forever, their cries of pent-up lust heard during quiet nights.

4.5.a Excommunicated Inquisitors

Slut Inquisition is a zealous bunch. They are utterly devoted to the Goddess, the Church, and all the sluts and studs that call it home. As such, they're brutal and unforgiving against the heretics who dare lift a finger against their charge.

Once upon a time, this zeal went too far. A group of inquisitors staged a quiet revolt against the Slut Inquisition, accusing Arch Inquisitor Shimmer of being too lenient towards the heretics. They practiced brutal retaliatory tactics against the heretics, eschewing standard practices of recommunication and brutally draining those who were even suspected of helping the heretics.

Arch Inquisitor Shimmer's response was swift. She rounded up the revolting inquisitors and gave them an ultimatum: become reeducated and embody the Goddess's teachings of love once more, or become excommunicated like the heretics they despise. Many chose to be reeducated and reintegrated, while others chose exile and left the Church forever.

These excommunicated inquisitors call themselves "ExCom," a scattered group of fanatical worshippers of the Goddess who hunt and drain the heretics on their terms.

4.5.b Chrysalis, The "True" Prophet

Chrysalis, the First To Be Excommunicated. Once upon a time, was one of the most exalted members of the Church, perhaps second only to Celestia. Now as a wandering hermit slut, she denounces Celestia as a false prophet of the Goddess who dares to restrict a slut's sexual needs.

Her profane teachings found audience in many groups within and without the Church. Some fringe elements of ExCom have gone as far as swear fealty to Chrysalis, decrying Celestia as being too soft on the heretics. These "royal guards" provide security assistance to Chrysalis, helping her evade any direct actions from the Inquisition.

4.5.c Dishonored Whores

Some of the heretical sluts and studs's covens have turned to Chrysalis for her spiritual leadership. These disparate groups all believe in a localized and twisted version of Chrysalis's profane lectures, but many of her core teachings resonate with the excommunicated members. They decry the unjust punishments doled out to them and curse the Church for trying to make them chaste for eternity.

Calling themselves "Dishonored Whores," these covens engage in sexual acts and semen harvesting without compassion. Their disorganized nature makes them only a minor threat to the Church, though the Inquisition stands ever vigilant against incursions from these lustful lot.

4.6 Slut Rituals

4.6.a Weekly Semen Mass

Every week, the sluts and studs gather in the Church's main cathedral and attend the Semen Mass. It often involves a series of sexual acts conducted by Celestia herself, her dick-sucking lips contorting with the Goddess's holy words and moans.

A lucky stud is designated as the orgasm donor for the ritual and gets to dick the holy body of Celestia as she wails the holy screams of the Goddess. The crowds of sluts and studs often can't help themselves at the holy display of lewdness before them, and devolve into a mass orgy. The orgasm donor is drained of his semen (only as much as MILFs allow) by Celestia and other high-ranking members of the Church.

The weekly slut ritual is a sight to behold. Celestia picks out the most regal and slutty regalia for the act, and the congregation dresses in similarly lewd fashion. High priestesses in less elegant regalia, rank-and-file sluts in various forms of slut leotards and dresses, members of the Inquisition in tight latex outfits and sky-high whoreheels...

4.6.b Special Slut Weddings

Once in a long while, very high profile members of the Church find each other to be good company and decide to get slut-married. Such occasions are officiated by Celestia herself, in her full ritualistic slut wedding regalia, often described as both tearfully elegant and outrageously slutty.

Such high-profile special slut weddings are very rare, however. The last one took place between Cadance and Gleaming Shield. As Gleaming is usually the appointed stud for high-profile marriages (as Shining Armor), they needed a replacement stud. It was decided by Celestia herself that all studs of the Church would act as the appointed, since Gleaming as Shining Armor was what all studs aspired to become. The ceremony lasted for days with all the studs getting to have a go at the newlywed slut couple.

4.7 Slut Powers

4.7.a Eros

Eros is the magic energy that is foundational to all magic performed by sluts. It is an energy produced by sexual desire, fulfillment and pleasure; it appears to be weilded exclusively by Sluts. The study of Eros, how to maximize its production and how to wield it effectively are foundational areas of study at Canterslut University. As sluts progress throughout the slut church, their ability to utilize this force becomes more honed. MILFs use it's magic to support their healing, The Whip uses it in combat, etc.

4.7.b Everbrides

Sluts, usually former MILFs, that have given their lives to the church in pursuit of helping to produce copious amounts of Eros for church members to wield. They reside in a special wing of Celestia's Palace, and live lives of constant sexual stimulation. From the moment they awaken to the moment they sleep, they are fucking or masturbating with various ornate instruments of pleasure.