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Nature Documentary (RGRE, shitpost)

By Satyrfag
Created: 12th October 2021 04:28:04 AM
22nd October 2021 07:10:32 AM

  1. The unicorn fled across the tundra, and the human followed.
  2.  
  3. Some distance behind them came a pink alicorn holding a magical video camera.
  4.  
  5. "Mercy! Mercy, mighty one!"
  6.  
  7. "The poor pretty pony's womb is doomed!"
  8.  
  9. "The ape-beast climaxes with a roar of primal power. Woe! Woe unto the house of the Moon! A thousand years of pure unicorn noble blood, tainted by the mutagenic seed of an alien horror from beyond the stars! Descent from Princess Luna herself, stained irreparably! Oh, what a world! What a world!"
  10.  
  11. "She'll be full of satyrs by morning."
  12.  
  13. "All RIGHT, Cadence. We've participated in your really weird voyeurism, purple prose, and degradation fetishes. Will you let Moonie have access to the Crystal Empire's archives NOW?"
  14. "Dunno. You'd have to ask her." The alicorn's smug grin has fangs.
  15. You blink.
  16. The implications of THAT take a second to process.
  17. "Mother-FUCKER!"
  18. You lunge for her throat, but Chrysalis is too fast. She leaps back, dropping the illusion as she goes, turns a quick 180, and takes off.
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  20. "No you don't, you whorse! I didn't agree to this really, really embarrassing display only to get cheated out of my prize!"
  21. A ray of deep amethyst magic bursts from Moondancer's horn, streaks across and punches Chrysalis right in the cunt.
  22. With a buzzing squawk, she falls out of the sky like a puppet with its strings cut.
  23. Instantly, you're on the move. There might be a way to salvage this debacle yet.
  24. Chrysalis hits the tundra, sending up a plume of fresh powder.

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