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/bootleg/ An Ode to Friends
By BlondieAnonCreated: 2020-12-02 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-01-09 17:31:59
Expiry: Never
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>You find yourself wandering in the wood
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>You didn't really ask yourself if you should
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>It's cold out, so you just so happened to figure that you could
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>You've been so lonesome as of late
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>You have no one to share your time with, for pleasure, argue or even debate
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>You can't help but think that isolation may be your ultimate fate
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>Without time to prepare, three ponies come out of the brush!
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>None of them are quite skillful, they were quite the opposite of being a hush
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>The middle one, orange with yellow mane, stares at you only to blush
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>"I..."
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>You don't know what she could want
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>"I'm the dread bandit Jacky, and you stumbled into my haunt!"
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>"Give us your money, I see all that you flaunt!"
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>"Please don't make us fight you, we'd like to keep it nonchalant..."
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>The three pose, threatening you with their dare
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>To be honest, the red one doesn't look like she could care
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>The white one keeps fiddling with her hair
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"Excuse me but what the fuck."
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"I'm walking along this path and your words hit me like a truck."
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"Do you really gotta hit me when I'm down so low, all for a buck?"
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>The yellow one looks... hurt
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>"I... maybe you could settle for giving us your shirt?"
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"I don't fold from your threat so you invert?"
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>"Well I kinda feel awkward after having all that to blurt..."
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>This is unreal
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>You just wanted to be alone and now you have a pony giving you this spiel
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>Against your better judgement, you kneel
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"...you guys really are kinda without..."
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>The red pony gives you a small pout
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>"It's not our fault you tout."
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>You begin to feel sorry for the girls
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>Their sad eyes shine at you like pearls
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>And to be honest... your arm strength isn't all that great because you've been skimping on the curls
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"Why not... come home with me?"
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>The yellow one smiles hesitantly
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>"You mean it... honestly?"
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"Absolutely, miss..."
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>"Jacky."
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>You take them to your home, where you live alone
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>It's not much, but it is your own
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>It's not long before they explore your zone
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>The red one watches you, with more than a little surprise
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>She has such a gleam in her wide eyes
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>"You're really allowing us here... no lies?"
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>You shrug and chuckle
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"Your cuteness made me buckle."
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"But if this is a scam, you're going to taste my knuckle..."
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>Before you know it, they're all skipping and racing around
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>With them around, so isolation you're no longer bound
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>The yellow one looks at you, realizing that you had frowned
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>"What's wrong?"
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"I haven't had company like you in quite so long."
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>"You're the first to say that... maybe we have a bond that is strong!"
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>You aren't fond of the idea that something is destined to be
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>But she looks at you so cheerily
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>It really is something that brings you to a well-hidden level of glee
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"Listen... my name is Anonymous."
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"I live... a life that's rather sad and autonomous."
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"If you three were to stay here, I would feel... not ecstatic. But something synonymous."
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>The three couldn't believe their ears
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>Without expecting it, they gave you all various cheers
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>Only after the weight of your words did they turn to tears
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>"You are too kind about this..."
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"Well I would have you subsisting on worms and piss."
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>"We must reward you... with a kiss!"
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>A pony that wants to lock lips with you
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>More than a few emotions from that are starting to stew
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"W-well, I best be going to bed now...so... uh... adieu!"
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>You hastily get up, quickly hiding what so silently grew
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>Your next days, you share with ponies where you dine
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>You find happiness, this must be a sign
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>One night, after a little whine
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>You learn of the pink pony
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>Sparking Shine
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>It has been years since they joined your home
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>Around it they do so still eagerly roam
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>You come across the white one reading a tome
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>"I wonder... where did we come from, good sir?"
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"I don't know. But I kinda enjoy being your chauffeur."
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>She seems to enjoy your answer and reacts with a purr
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>A woman visits your home, by the name of Nona
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>For some reason you keep referring to her as Donna
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"She says she knows where you came from... she has answers if you go. Do you wanna?"
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>"What?! No, she smells!"
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>"No way in seven hells!"
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>"She looks like a witch that can cast spells..."
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>Though she argues, she realizes she's arguing in vain
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>Your kindness to the girls was evidently her bane
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>Long still may the glory of these three ponies reign
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>Even though it is still technically your domain
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>One fateful night, the white one approaches
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>"Good sir Anon, we've been treating your home like roaches..."
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>"If it pleases you, allow us to wear your sigil as a set of broaches?"
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>She sure is formal, that much is sure
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>A little too much so, and you're afraid there's no cure
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"Don't be silly, your companionship is pure."
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"You three are my friends, and I hope my friends you will stay."
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"I would be heavily distraught if I one day found that you were all away."
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"You bring color to what once was all but grey."
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>You would say more but she sneezed with a neigh
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>She's a bit of a spacy pony, full of mysticism
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>She's strong-willed, so sometimes there will be a schism
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>When the going gets tough, you have noticed that she defaults to stoicism
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>She is the one and only
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>Faint Prism
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>Time continues to flow while you're with them
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>Each one is a particular gleaming gem
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>All with cracks and flaws, but nothing that you could condemn
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>The four of you create a whole that's larger than any individual sum
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>Hard to believe that one day you used to be some listless bum
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>And it's still funny to make fun of Jacky because she used to be just a little dumb
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>Every little accomplishment they fulfill gives you pride
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>Never once with you have they ever had to flee or hide
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>Every mishap, you have taken in stride
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>Even though Jacky always tried
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>Sparking Shine used to be snide
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>And Faint Prism, when alone, often cried
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>Make no mistake, all of you used to be worthless dregs
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>It was impossible to get ahead when every accomplishment were beaten down like stray pegs
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>Now every meal is a feast, even if it's just some scrambled eggs
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>They are your one and only
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>Your most beloved bootlegs
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