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By SlavePonyGeneral
Created: 2022-04-19 20:18:41
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anonpinkie pie/spg/drama

  1. 1.
    >Be Anon.
  2. 2.
    >You are sitting on the floor.
  3. 3.
    >Your hands pressed into your face you rest against the hard, cold wall.
  4. 4.
    >Through your fingers you see the pale blue light from the monitor, not strong enough to brighten the room.
  5. 5.
    >More of a night light than anything.
  6. 6.
    >The music from the speakers is some sad pop shit.
  7. 7.
    >Just a girls voice singing about love or loss or something.
  8. 8.
    >You take a sip from your half-empty beer.
  9. 9.
    >It's number five.
  10. 10.
    >You started drinking again.
  11. 11.
    >Alone.
  12. 12.
    >Just after you got everything you thought you needed.
  13. 13.
    >A job you like, the posessions you thought you wanted and with being in home-office you evade all the fucks at work and save time and gas.
  14. 14.
    >Not enough money to feel rich but enough money and time to follow your passions.
  15. 15.
    >You don't even feel the need for vacation.
  16. 16.
    >And yet you feel empty.
  17. 17.
    >Not even the booze is doing it anymore.
  18. 18.
    >You know you are drunk but you feel strangely sober.
  19. 19.
    >Why do you feel so shitty when everything is working out fine?
  20. 20.
    >The most contact with other people you have is through emails and the clerks at the store.
  21. 21.
    >All your friends are busy.
  22. 22.
    >If they still consider you a friend.
  23. 23.
    >Can't blame them if they don't.
  24. 24.
    >You never were much of a friend.
  25. 25.
    >When asked out you went out of politeness.
  26. 26.
    >Was it politeness?
  27. 27.
    >Gotta love yourself before you can love others.
  28. 28.
    >And now people don't really do friendship anymore.
  29. 29.
    >People do families or acqaintaces now.
  30. 30.
    >People function.
  31. 31.
    >You function.
  32. 32.
    >But not right.
  33. 33.
    >More like a stuttering enginge of a truck, pulling a load it should not pull, tires loosing track and blowing black smoke out of the exhaustion pipe.
  34. 34.
    >You leave you beer on the floor and get up.
  35. 35.
    >There is some cheap wine in the kitchen you got with pizza you ordered something.
  36. 36.
    >Was it with the steaks or the pizza?
  37. 37.
    >Doesn't matter.
  38. 38.
    >You don't even care about pizza anymore. You don't like burgers anymore.
  39. 39.
    >It's all so worn out. You could some tasteless grey mush it wouldn't make any difference.
  40. 40.
    >You stumble into the kitchen and take a look at the sink wondering if you should drink some water.
  41. 41.
    >Less headache tomorrow.
  42. 42.
    >But also less drunk today.
  43. 43.
    >You can sleep till 10 no problem and nobody notices or cares as long as you do your work tomorrow.
  44. 44.
    >You open the cheap wine and take a swig.
  45. 45.
    >You shake yourself from the intense sweetness.
  46. 46.
    >God this is disgusting.
  47. 47.
    >But it is something.
  48. 48.
    >You should order the sweetest wine you can find.
  49. 49.
    >You take another big gulp.
  50. 50.
     
  51. 51.
    >Be headache.
  52. 52.
    >The buzzing of the doorbell wakes you from your slumber or black-out.
  53. 53.
    >You try to raise your head off the sticky floor.
  54. 54.
    >The music is still playing.
  55. 55.
    >Slowly get up tring not to vomit.
  56. 56.
    >The bell rings again.
  57. 57.
    >You press your hands into your face.
  58. 58.
    "Fuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkk! I'm coming!"
  59. 59.
    >One wonky step at a time you make your way towards the door.
  60. 60.
    >A delivery guy rushes inside with a big fucking smile and a giant packet on a wheeler.
  61. 61.
    >You have never seen a delivery guy this cheerful.
  62. 62.
    >Delivery guys should not be cheerful.
  63. 63.
    >There are laws against this.
  64. 64.
    >Shaking your head you ask yourself why the fuck he is in your appartment.
  65. 65.
    "Your packet, sir!"
  66. 66.
    >Taking the papers out of his hand you sign on the blurred line.
  67. 67.
    "What time is it?"
  68. 68.
    >"Quater past nine."
  69. 69.
    >Still in time for work. Nice.
  70. 70.
    >He takes the papers out of you hand and gives you a little bow.
  71. 71.
    >The fuck?
  72. 72.
    >Not sure if you like or hate this.
  73. 73.
    >"Thank you for shopping at Equis Sales and have a nice day, Sir!"
  74. 74.
    "Yeah, sure, whatever."
  75. 75.
    >He turns around walks out with a spring in his step.
  76. 76.
    >You decide that whatever you ordered can wait, time for a beer to fight the hangover.
  77. 77.
    >So you fetch a beer out of the fridge and take a big gulp to counter the worst effects.
  78. 78.
    >"Jerome, are we there yet," a high pitched voice asks.
  79. 79.
    >That's not in your playlist.
  80. 80.
    >"Jerome?"
  81. 81.
    >You turn around as fast as your headache allows.
  82. 82.
    "Are we there yet?"
  83. 83.
    >You slowly approach the paket.
  84. 84.
    >"Anybody there?"
  85. 85.
    >You give the paket a small shove.
  86. 86.
    >"Hey, who are you?"
  87. 87.
    "Who THE FUCK are YOU!?"
  88. 88.
    "What the fuck are you doing in my flat? What the FUCK are you doing in a box?"
  89. 89.
    "Fuck this!"
  90. 90.
    >You take a massive gulp from your beer.
  91. 91.
    >You are too fucking sober or too fucking drunk to deal with talking packages.
  92. 92.
    >"Hey, are you still there?"
  93. 93.
    "Shut up, I'm trying to get drunk!"
  94. 94.
    >"Can you let me out of this box, please?"
  95. 95.
    "Not until I had my second beer."
  96. 96.
    >"Please?"
  97. 97.
    "Not until you tell me who you are and why this guy wheeled you into my living room!"
  98. 98.
    >"I am Pinky Pie and you ordered me, silly."
  99. 99.
    "What?"
  100. 100.
    >"Pinkamena Diane Pie"
  101. 101.
    >You rush over to your computer with wonky steps.
  102. 102.
    >Your emails are open.
  103. 103.
    >Dear customer ... yadda yadda ... thanks for putting trust in our ... yadda yadda ... invoice is attached... best regards Equis Sales
  104. 104.
    >You hear this Pinko or whatever push against the inside of the cardbox.
  105. 105.
    >"Are you still there? Please let me out!"
  106. 106.
    >Click.
  107. 107.
    "Holy fuck!"
  108. 108.
    >You turn around and rip open the box.
  109. 109.
    >Out comes one of the tiny horses that are all over the news.
  110. 110.
    >The pink little fuck looks up at you and grins.
  111. 111.
    >"Hi, I'm Pinky Pie, your new slave!
  112. 112.
    >You empty the rest of the beer.
  113. 113.
    "What?"
  114. 114.
    >"Im Pinky, it's a pleasure to meet you!"
  115. 115.
    >The pink little pony extands an arm. Or a leg? How do ponies acutally work?
  116. 116.
    >You look at her extended appendix and slowly extend you arm to grab it.
  117. 117.
    >Her hooves grab your hand and she starts shaking it.
  118. 118.
    >Violently.
  119. 119.
    "Pink! Stop!"
  120. 120.
    >Ohh shit your gonna vomit all over her!
  121. 121.
    "Stop! I'm gonna throw-"
  122. 122.
    >You rip your head to the left and vomit some foam on the floor.
  123. 123.
    >"I have never seen such greeting!"
  124. 124.
    "Shut up," you say wiping your mouth with your forearm.
  125. 125.
    >Looking at the pubble on the floor you mourn for the lost beer.
  126. 126.
    >You exhale sharply.
  127. 127.
    >Okay.
  128. 128.
    >You raise a finger at her, "YOU stop moving, stop doing anything until I say otherwise!"
  129. 129.
    >"Okie dokie lokie!"
  130. 130.
    >You a grab a dishtowel and wipe up the puddle you left on the ground.
  131. 131.
    >The salty, sour smell almost makes you vomit again.
  132. 132.
    >You open a window to get let some fresh air in.
  133. 133.
    >You take a quick shower.
  134. 134.
    >To your amazement the pony is still sitting right where you left her when you step out of the shower.
  135. 135.
    >You dress up and take your last beer out of the fridge and take a small sip.
  136. 136.
    >No experiments.
  137. 137.
    >Back in the living room you face her.
  138. 138.
    "Okay what is your name again?"
  139. 139.
    >"Pinkamena Diane Pie, but everyone call me Pinky Pie or Pinky for short."
  140. 140.
    "Hello Pinky, I am Anon but I won't shake your hand... or hoov. This is my last beer."
  141. 141.
    >"Oh beer! Can I have some too?"
  142. 142.
    "I'll order some later."
  143. 143.
    >You take a deep breath.
  144. 144.
    "Can you clean stuff?"
  145. 145.
    >The pony nods with a wide grin.
  146. 146.
    "This is unfair of me since I made the mess but would you do me a solid and clean the floor? It's sticky and I don't want stains."
  147. 147.
    >"No problem, master!"
  148. 148.
    "Ohh yes, so you are my slave now?"
  149. 149.
    >"Yes! Also do you want to be my friend?"
  150. 150.
    "I guess.."
  151. 151.
    >Suddenly Pinky jumps up in joy and hugs you.
  152. 152.
    "Stop, stop, stop! Pinky stop!"
  153. 153.
    >This feels weird.
  154. 154.
    >Not bad though.
  155. 155.
    "Let go, pony!"
  156. 156.
    >The pony lets you go instantly and plants her behind on the ground.
  157. 157.
    "Okay," you take a deep breath, "follow me".
  158. 158.
    >You show her the cleaning untensils under the sink.
  159. 159.
    "Can you work with this?"
  160. 160.
    >"Absolutely!"
  161. 161.
    "Okay please clean a little and keep silent, I have to work. I will get to you once I have time."
  162. 162.
    >She salutes.
  163. 163.
    >"Will do, master!"
  164. 164.
    >You scrath your neck as you look down at this creature.
  165. 165.
    "Allright."
  166. 166.
    >You get over to your computer and lauch your workspace.
  167. 167.
    >"Anon, bright and early! This is what I like about you," your boss says.
  168. 168.
    "Doing my best, sir."
  169. 169.
    >"You don't look so good Anon, is everything allright."
  170. 170.
    "I'm perfectly fine."
  171. 171.
    >"You really don't look well."
  172. 172.
    "It's no problem, really."

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