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Party of Two

By ender
Created: 13th May 2022 02:52:22 AM
13th May 2022 04:42:11 PM

  1. Ch. 1 - The After Party
  2.  
  3. >You've only been in Equestria for two days, but already you're feeling alienated
  4. >Not because of living among ponies, the culture shock of that already wore off once you remembered everything was either a pun on Earth names, similar to Earth, and technology was replaced by magic
  5. >Unlike some Anons, you actually watched the show and know most of what happens in it
  6. >Which brings us to why you're feeling alienated; one specific pony has started acting weird around you
  7. >Pinkie Pie
  8. >Now, you're well aware how she is normally
  9. >Always happy, loud, jumping around and doing random things
  10. >But around you, she just quiets down and it's just disturbing. The air seems to grow cold and the feeling seems to rub off on other ponies as well
  11. >You've seen those animations where she's portrayed as crazy and doing things like killing her friends and fear that might be what's happening here
  12. >However, you're not a pony, so she shouldn't be able to do anything too bad to you realistically
  13. >Unfortunately, Pinkie is the opposite of realistic
  14. >Despite this, you've heard through the grapevine that her friends have been sneaking around and doing things after declining Pinkie's invitation to the afterparty. She didn't ask you, but you figured from her mental state in the episode that she would need some support, even if it would turn out her friends are just planning a party for her
  15. >Confidently, you stride into Sugarcube Corner to see Ponk surrounded by inanimate objects
  16. >"I'm just glad none of them ponies showed up-"
  17. "Well, nopony showed up, but that doesn't mean that no ONE has shown up!"
  18. >Ponk freezes in places and slowly turns to you
  19. >The cold feeling in the air becomes apparent, but against your better judgement, you pull up a stool and sit at the table with the inanimate objects
  20. >She keeps staring as you just sit there
  21. "How about I have some cake, is that alright with everyone?"
  22. >You swear you can hear whistling of some kind, similar to a kettle approaching boiling point
  23. >Fuck, did you make her mad?
  24. >As if answering your question, you're immediately tackled by her
  25. >"NONNY!"
  26. >Her previously straight hair puffs up back into its usual messy state as she squeezes you tightly
  27. >"I KNEW YOU WOULD COME! When I had this party the first time it felt like I was being watched, so I put on a bit of a show of crazy, and here you are! No more screen to get in our way!"
  28. >She starts rubbing herself against you. It feels nice but you're a bit taken aback at how fast she's talking
  29. >Not only that, but "screen"? She knew she was being watched this whole time and thought it was specifically you? Those fourth wall breaks were just jokes, right?
  30. >The door opens again and you already know who it is
  31. >"Hey there P- woah, Anon, is that you?"
  32. "Yup... uh, Pinkie's really glad someone showed up."
  33. >"That's... uh, nice, but w-"
  34. >Ponk jumps off of you and lands right in front of Rainbow Dash
  35. >"Not so fast! You're not taking Nonny to do whatever you and the rest of the girls are up to! He's a guest at MY party!"
  36. >"Pinkie, we're not-"
  37. >"Nope! I don't believe you!"
  38. >Rainbow looks at you for help and you just shrug and pick the party pony up
  39. "Let's go Ponka, I'll take you with me."
  40. >"But Nonny~!"
  41. "We're going to this party and that's final."
  42. >"Fine..."
  43. >"but only because you're cute, Nonners" She whispers that last part
  44. "What was that?"
  45. >She just buries her head into your chest
  46.  
  47. Ch. 2 - Pinkie's Birthday
  48.  
  49. >Rainbow Dash led the two of you back to the barn, with Pinkie clinging to you the entire time
  50. >Being her support has been fun and all, but she needs to know that her friends don't hate her (and you need to give Spike a stern talking to later about telling the truth)
  51. >As soon as you went inside, the rest of the Mane 6 jumped out from their hiding places
  52. "Surprise!"
  53. >Pinkie deadpanned at them and her mane deflated a little
  54. >"Umm... I really thought she'd be more excited."
  55. "Well, a few ponies were certainly not helpful in that department"
  56. >Their gazes switched from Pinkie Pie to you
  57. "I mean, come on, this party might be for her birthday, but it's almost as if you were purposely trashing her skills by calling this one better."
  58. >"Mhm!" Pinkie nodded along before pausing for a moment, "Wait a second... my birthday? I thought this was a "Farewell to Pinkie Pie" party!"
  59. >Pinkie turned back to her friends, "Isn't that why all of you were sneaking around like that?"
  60. >"Nope! We wanted your party to be a surprise." Rainbow Dash chimed in.
  61. >"We'd been planning this party for such a long time, we had to make excuses for why we couldn't attend Gummy's party so that we could get everything ready for yours." Rarity added while bouncing a balloon with her hooves.
  62. >Twilight walked over to the cake "If this is a farewell party, why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say "Happy Birthday, Pinkie Pie"?
  63. >Pinkie Pie thought it over for a second and as quickly as it had deflated, her mane puffed back up all the way, "How could I forget my own birthday?!"
  64. >Her friends sighed in relief as she began zipping around and complimenting her friends' decorations, presents, etc.
  65. >Soon enough, the party was over. Of course, after that whole breakdown she had over her perceived betrayal of her friends, you stayed even after they left
  66. >You looked up from your glass of punch to see her going through all of the presents she had gotten, taking in the sight of her smile as she fiddled around with one of them: a rubber chicken. Unprompted, you both end up locking eyes, causing her to drop the chicken and trot on over.
  67. >"This party was nice, wasn't it, Nonny?"
  68. "Mhm. I think I'm just about done though..."
  69. >Then it hit you, you forgot to get Pinkie a present because you weren't in on the party
  70. "But before I go, I just remembered, I forgot to get you something. Anything in particular you've always wanted, Pinkie?"
  71. >Pinkie brought her hoof up to her muzzle in contemplation before a literal light bulb appeared over her head... only to shatter on the ground behind her
  72. >"You can stay over at my place!"
  73. "I can what-?"
  74. >"Silly Nonners, I want someone to snuggle with! C'mon, Nonny! I promise my coat is extra warm!"
  75. >Well it is cold tonight, and you don't feel like walking all the way home. Sugarcube Corner is way closer to the farm than your house over at the edge of town
  76. >On the other hand, you have a weirdly bad feeling about this, but then again, she's going to think you don't like her if you don't accept.
  77. >Against your gut feeling, you make a decision.
  78. "Sure, why not."
  79. >Pinkie excitedly latches onto your back in a hug, "Okie dokie lokie! To Sugarcube Corner!"
  80. >Chuckling, you carry her back to the bakery
  81. >When the two of you get inside, she hops off and dashes up the stairs.
  82. >Not wanting to get left behind, you follow her into a sweets themed room decorated with balloons and strangely enough, a record player.
  83. >Although, this was to be expected of Ponyville's number one party pony
  84. >Pinkie jumps onto the bed and quickly enough slides under the covers
  85. >"C'mon, Nonny!"
  86. "Alright, slow down there Ponk, your bed is too small."
  87. >"Ooh, I almost forgot."
  88. >Pinkie gets back out of bed for a second and grabs the corner of the bed with her mouth. She pulls, and instead of just moving the mattress, it extends to fit your large frame
  89. >Normally you would be surprised, but this is Pinkie Pie you're working with here
  90. >"Okie dokie, all done! Now can we snuggle?"
  91. >You chuckle a bit at her eagerness
  92. "Okay, okay, I'm getting in."
  93. >You lift the covers and slip into bed next to her
  94. >Almost immediately she climbs onto your chest and nuzzles into your neck, prompting you to wrap an arm around her
  95. >"Night night, Nonny."
  96. "Night, Pinkie."
  97. >With only darkness and the sight of a silently snoring (and cute, dare you say?) pink pony on your chest, you close your eyes and rest
  98. >After a few minutes, Pinkie opens her eyes and stares up at you
  99. >"Nonny, I wish you could know how much I love you... just being near you gives me butterflies."
  100. >You hadn't noticed in the darkness, but her usual pink fur around her cheeks had tinted a slight red when you held her close
  101. >Content with just being near you, Pinkie also closed her eyes again and drifted off to sleep after you
  102.  
  103. Ch. 3 - Pinkie Spy
  104.  
  105. >Day 4 in Equestria for Anon
  106. >You're the bouncy mare with bouncy flair and planner of bouncy fairs, so you must be Pinkie Pie
  107. >When you're not running around and planning parties or helping out friends, you devote your spare time to spy on Nonny, appreciating how nice he is to your friends and and definitely not ogling his body
  108. >stupid sexy anon
  109. >Anyways, Nonny's most recent location just so happens to be Twilight's library. Maybe he wants to check out a book? (you definitely want to check HIM out)
  110. >Further investigation is required
  111. >You make your move and sneak up to the treebrary's ground floor window in your bush disguise
  112. >Anon seems to be talking to Twilight but you can't exactly hear what they're saying right now. Though from their expressions you can tell Twilight is enjoying the conversation
  113. >What is he saying to her?
  114. >Well, the window (pun intended) for that just passed because now Twilight is floating over a book with her magic
  115. >Sherlock Hooves? Guess Twilight really likes the mystery genre, huh?
  116. >Twilight sits down on her haunches and pats a spot next to her, which is quickly taken up by Nonny
  117. >Suspicious...
  118. >You wait a bit, and sure enough, you catch Twilight leaning against him!
  119. >pinkiegasp.mp3
  120. >You've got to do something about this, you can't have him falling in love with other mares!
  121. >But who could you throw a party for?
  122. >You bring out your party planning calendar for a minute to check and lo and behold. Nothing for today
  123. >And literally every other day you had to throw a party!
  124. >Bad luck, thy name is Pinkie Pie.
  125. >Sort of mad but not really, you pick up a random rock and throw it
  126. >Okay, not mad anymore
  127. >Wait, what's that sound and- Oh no! Your tail is twitching!
  128. >You get out of the way just in time to see a cyan blur crash through the window
  129. >planecrash.mp3
  130. >You assume your disguise again and look in through the window to see Rainbow Dash faceplanted on the floor
  131. >"Ugh, sorry guys... dang rock."
  132. >Well, this was not at all intended but you'll roll with it
  133. >Casually dropping your disguise, you bounce in through the broken window
  134. "Oh no! Rainbow Dash crashed again! Quick, Nonny! We've gotta get her to the hospital."
  135. >He stands up at attention and salutes for some reason, "On it, Ponkers!"
  136. >"Don't worry, I'm not that hu-wha?"
  137. >Dramatically, he picks up Rainbow Dash and legs it to the hospital, leaving you with a confused Twilight
  138. >"What... just happened?"
  139. "A series of very unfortunate events. Anywho, later, Twilight!"
  140. >Crisis averted
  141.  
  142. >You're just a normal-ass human, so you must be Anon
  143. >After carrying Rainbow Dash to the hospital with much protesting, you step out of the building only to meet a faceful of Ponk
  144. >"Hi, Nonny, I've got a party invitation just for you!"
  145. >She holds it out with her mouth and you take it
  146. "You're invited to a super duper..."
  147. >You paused at a scribbled out word that looked like it started with the letter D
  148. "Party for two. Well, I don't see any reason not to go."
  149. "Okie dokie lokie, see you at 2, Nonners!"
  150. >You nearly missed her little squee as she bounced away
  151. >Huh, wonder why she wants only you there. Parties tend to be only fun with more people
  152. >Oh well, a Pinkie party is a Pinkie party

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