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                                            https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/17259685/#17314693


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                                            >Anonymous tried not to breathe.

                                            >This was rather difficult. Traveling through multiple universes takes a lot out of you.

                                            >Still, he had to bear it. He knew where this was. This was Nightmare Moon's old castle. He had seen this, god knows how long ago, when he first watched an episode of a show he had grown to love.

                                            >This was either a dream or a nightmare.

                                            >"Oh, there you are."

                                            >Anon looked up. Well, that at least explained who got him here.

                                            >To his total lack of surprise, floating about ten feet away from him was Discord, a rather bored look on his face. Anon bent his knees slightly, lowering his center of gravity. He always did that when nervous

                                            >"Took you long enough to show up. No idea how Nightmare Moon did it so fast."

                                            >Nightmare Moon. Anon's heart sank a bit as he realized that Luna had returned to her old ways.

                                            >"You'd think she'd be out of practice, after those thousand years..."

                                            >Wait.

                                            >No, he was wrong. He hadn't come in the present. Or, well, where the show had progressed to. But that didn't make any sense, Discord didn't get released until the season 2 opener, which was way farther along than Nightmare's release...

                                            >"Well, either way, you're here now. I thought two of you would be interesting. Cause some... Chaos. Or, at least, better chaos than the type we have now..."


                                            >Two of them.

                                            >This was starting to seem frighteningly familiar to Anonymous. A thread he had been reading two days ago. Well, reading and furiously masturbating to.

                                            "There's another?"

                                            "Oh, it talks! Yes, there's one more of your kind. He's living a very cushy life at the castle."

                                            >Discord gives a maniacal laugh, but his heart wasn't into it. It almost sounded sad.

                                            "...He enjoying himself, then?"

                                            >Discord nodded, the smile on his face faker than a pop star's tits.

                                            "Ol' Luna is really putting him to good use. Half of Equestria's his by now, I think."

                                            >Anonymous slowly stood up.

                                            "Let me guess. Nightmare gave him the elements of harmony as pets?"

                                            >Discord's eyes light up, and his smile instantly brightens into sincerity.

                                            "Oh, you /know/!"

                                            >Anonymous nodded.

                                            "I'm... Well aware."

                                            >Discord giggled

                                            >"Well, I certainly made the right choice of human, than! Whatcha gonna do, fight him for it?"

                                            >Anonymous shook his head, slightly

                                            "Oh."

                                            >Discord sighed, his ears drooping slightly.

                                            "Just join him, huh? Double-team Celestia and the rest?"

                                            >Anonymous avoided Discord's gaze, examining a rock at his feet. Cold, grey stone, but with a weird line around it.

                                            "...Not exactly."

                                            "Oh?"

                                            >Discord slithered through the air until he was inches away from Anonymous's face

                                            "Then what?"

                                            >Anonymous looked up, biting his lip. He fucking loved that thread. Nothing was hotter than the thought of owning those stupid sexy ponies as pets.

                                            >But that was a fantasy. This was real.

                                            >Well, as real as being in a cartoon could be.

                                            >As much of a faggot as it would make him, he knew what he had to do.

                                            "I think... I think I'm going to kick his fucking ass."


                                            "Wonderful!"

                                            >Discord looked elated. It was probably his plan all along.

                                            "Now. You gonna help me?"

                                            >Discord laughed

                                            "No chance. I tried to turn him into a teapot and it didn't work. Nightmare almost blasted my poor rear end straight to the moon when she found out. You're on your own."

                                            >Anonymous groaned.

                                            "So you're just going to leave me here with no help and no backup?"

                                            >Discord bit his lip, pretending to think about it.

                                            "Well, I could maybe give you... One weapon."

                                            >Anonymous fist-pumped. Earth technology was way superior to what the ponies had. Especially the weapons of war.

                                            "Give me an A-10 Warthog. That counts as a weapon, right?"

                                            >Discord blinked.

                                            "Uh... That's a letter, a number, and an animal. Not a weapon."

                                            >Anonymous groaned. No, he should have known that it wouldn't be nearly this easy.

                                            "Maybe... A shotgun?"

                                            >Discord snapped his fingers. Instantly, the request weapon appeared. It didn't have any recognizable model or manufacturer, but it was drum-fed and looked fucking scary. Not the most practical gun, but probably good for taking out guards.

                                            "Oh, you should know. Even with that little toy there's no way you're getting in."

                                            >Anonymous looked up at Discord, a cocky smirk gracing his face.

                                            "And who's going to stop me?"

                                            >Discord giggled again

                                            "Why, the several thousand guards who will overpower you and deliver you to the other, if they don't outright kill you, of course!"

                                            >Anonymous's heartrate raised slightly. Fuck. This was going to be actually difficult.

                                            "Good luck!"

                                            >With a pop, Discord disappeared, leaving Anonymous to try and formulate a plan


                                            Doing the dragon thing