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x by LeMans
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>Birds are chirping beautifully even though it has no rhythm at all.
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>Water rushing down a not-so-far away waterfall making slow-tempo percussion as it falls down.
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>Sunlight beams make their way to the room through the windows.
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>One of them made it to your face, wiping away the last bits of sleep in your eyes.
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>And that awakens you to what it might be 8:30 AM, calculating the angle of the sunlight beam that hit your face.
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>It will later need some calculation and a perfectly made graph in the floor that indicates the time depending on those sunlight beams.
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>But you don't have even a split second for that.
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>Work at Sweet Apple Acres is exhausting and a time devourer.
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>And getting out of bed is harder than it usually is.
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>Like this world's magnetic field has gotten a few pounds stronger today.
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>But walking has gotten easier since you wiped away the sand in your eyes.
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>Shaving is mostly needed. Ponies here are really judging when it comes to extra hair.
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>Your ginger beard brought a thousand uncomfortable looks.
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>Ever since Celestia badmouthed you about how disgusting, disgraceful, and a whole list of words with the dis- prefix you never knew even existed...
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>The feeling still crawls on your back as if it was a harshly punishable sin.
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>Ever since then, you put shaving before almost everything else.
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>Even an offer of a nice and lovely slave.
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>But that's not going to happen.
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>There would be thousands of billows of Changelings happening through the years, and you will never have a slave.
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>Thus, it would upset, or put you in an uncomfortable situation if they ever knew about it.
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>For the good, never accept that offer.
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>Even if in the nethermost of your heart, you actually want to.
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>Every slice the knife makes to every hair string of your beard can be heard from miles.
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>Every inhalation and exhalation is as loud as a nuclear explosion, even surpassing the waterfall.
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>Precision is important here, since you're using a knife now.
by grapenut