Banned From Equestria Guide

 

A few notes before I go into specific characters:

-Talk to Trixie to change between a unicorn, pegasus, or earth pony. You wont be able to change form at night so make sure you go into night with the form you need

 

Main 6:

 

Applejack: During the daytime, go to Twilight’s house and agree to come inside when she asks. When she’s done talking, click on the book to her right to learn Magic Attack A. Go to Trixie and get a horn, then walk down the path towards Sweet Apple Acres and click on the giant rock that’s blocking your path to destroy it. Continue down the winding road until you see AJ resting on a tree. Click on her and she’ll tell you to buck some apples. Click as many times as you can to increase power for bucking. Earth Ponies get 2 power per click, while Unicorns and Pegasi get 1. Once you’ve bucked apples a few times, she’ll invite you to the barn. Click yes to start the sex scene.

 

Fluttershy: During the night, go to Fluttershy’s house and click on the window. She’ll notice you and leap up to the ceiling in fright. Click on the very top of the screen to get her to come down. Answer her questions “Why?”, “Cheer Up”, “Let’s Fuck”, and “Want It?” to start the sex scene.

 

Pinkie Pie: During the day, click on the ball that’s located one screen to the right of Trixie to obtain it. Go inside Sugar Cube Corner and talk to Mrs. Cake. She will wrap the ball for you. Then go upstairs and click on the empty room to place the present there. The following day, go back to the second floor of Sugar Cube Corner to start the sex scene.

 

Rainbow Dash: During the day, get wings from Trixie and click on the arrow at the top of the screen above her. Click on Rainbow Dash snoozing in the clouds and challenge her to a race. Agree to the terms of the winner being the loser’s slave to start the minigame. Click the screen to move up and down and avoid the clouds. Reach the end without losing all your lives (it doesn’t matter which dialogue options you choose) to start the sex scene.

 

Rarity: During the day, get a horn from Trixie. Go inside the Carousel Boutique and ask Rarity for “Sex! Now!” She will kick you out. Immediately go back in and ask “Need Help?” Click on the chalkboard in Rarity’s room to learn Magic Attack B. Then click on the fabric to cut it. Return to Rarity and click on her. She will kick you out again. Now follow the steps to get the Twilight Sparkle sex scene (see below). During the day, get a horn from Trixie. Go to the Carousel Boutique and click on the small box to the right of the door to find Spike. Answer “Let’s Try” to his prompt, then click on the circular window above the boutique. This will open the window. Get wings from Trixie and return to the Carousel Boutique as soon as it’s night. Click on the window above the boutique to start the sex scene.

 

Twilight Sparkle: During the day, get wings from Trixie. Go to Twilight’s house and agree to come inside. After she’s done talking, exit Twilight’s house and click the top window of her home to find Spike. Agree to help him, then play the applebucking minigame (see Applejack section) until you have 50 bits. Walk to the train station and buy a ticket from the vendor. Make sure you still have wings, go back to Spike at the top of Twilight’s house, and give him the ticket. Come back as soon as it’s night, making sure you still have wings, and find Spike on the top of Twilight’s house. He will let you in and the sex scene begins.

 

Others:

 

Aloe & Lotus: Earn 100 or 300 bits via the applebucking minigame (see Applejack section) and go to the spa during the daytime. Click the list of services on the column and select either The Angel Kiss or Eternal Peace to get a sex scene. This does not count as sex with a pony and does not advance time.

 

Berry Punch & Lyra: During the 3rd night, click on Berry Punch’s house (the one with grapevines on it) without having placed the wine bottle in front of it. This does not count as sex with a pony and does not advance time.

 

Big Macintosh: Get to Sweet Apple Acres after destroying the rock (see Applejack section) and click on Big Macintosh. Select “Fuck Me!” He will say “Nope.” When the next prompt comes up, right click anywhere on the screen to bring up the Flash menu. Select “Play” and after a 5-second splash screen calling you a cheater, you’re rewarded with the sex scene. To get out of the scene, right click to bring up the Flash menu and select “Play” again. This does not count as sex with a pony and does not advance time.

 

Celestia: During the day, get wings from Trixie and fly to Canterlot Castle, which is located one scene to the right of Trixie. Then take the left path and walk past the sleeping guard. You can try to sneak through the castle, but eventually you will be caught and the sex scene begins.

 

Chrysalis: WARNING: You will die and the game ends immediately after having sex with Chrysalis. Navigate through the Everfree Forest (located on the way to Fluttershy’s cottage) until you get to Zecora’s hut. As soon as you enter, the sex scene begins.

 

Derpy: Click on the big blue mailbox in front of Sugar Cube Corner. When it zooms in, click on the box a couple more times until you hear knocking. Click it again and select “Yes” when it asks if you want to kick the pony out to start the sex scene.

 

DJ Pon3: Click on the very center of the record on the door of DJ Pon3’s house. A key will fall out and you can enter. Click on DJ Pon3 to start the sex scene.

 

Luna: On the third night, after getting wings from Trixie and having sex with 5 ponies already, fly up to Canterlot Castle (one scene to the right of Trixie) and take the right path. Click on the glowing circles on the ground and Luna will appear, challenging you to a duel minigame. Accept her offer. To win the duel, repeatedly click on yourself to block Luna’s attacks with your shield. Immediately after you block an attack, but before Luna brings up more projectiles, click on Luna once to deal damage to her. Repeat this process until her shield breaks, then keep repeating until her life bar is empty. Then the sex scene begins.

 

Spike: Follow all the steps to get the Rarity sex scene (see above). At night, head to the train station. You will barely see the top of Spike’s head at the end of the platform. Click on it to talk to him. Answer “Fuck No” when he asks if you want the ticket back and the sex scene begins.

 

Trixie #1: During the day, go into Twilight’s house and accept her invitation to come in. After she’s done talking, click on the book to her right to learn Magic Attack A. Then click on the book again to learn Shield Breaker A. Get a horn from Trixie. During the night, click on the sleeping Trixie and her shield will break. Then the sex scene begins. NOTE: The finale of this sex scene is different if you also have Shield Breaker B (gotten by buying a muffin from Mrs. Cake at Sugar Cube Corner during the daytime, then going into your inventory and eating it).

 

Trixie #2: Complete the steps to have sex with Trixie the first time (see above). During the day, get at least 5 bits by playing the applebucking game (see Applejack section). Then go to Sugar Cube Corner and buy a muffin from Mrs. Cake. Go into your inventory and click on the muffin to eat it, learning Shield Breaker B. Get a horn from Trixie and return to her at night. Click on her to break the shield and the sex scene begins.

 

Zecora: Go to Fluttershy’s cottage and click on the lower left part of the stream to drink water from it. Head into the Everfree Forest and navigate your way to Zecora’s hut. The fake Zecora will drink the potion herself and freeze. Click on the cabinet on the right side of the screen to find the real Zecora and the sex scene begins.

 

More Bullshit Mode:

 

Remixing Time (DJ Pon3 & Octavia): Follow the steps to have sex with DJ Pon3 (see above). Return to her house and click on the window to unlock the scene.

 

The Treehouse Adventures (Cutie Mark Crusaders): During the daytime, go to Sweet Apple Acres either by destroying (see Applejack section) or by flying over the giant rock. Go all the way to the end of the path until you get to the clubhouse. Click on the door to eavesdrop, then click on the door again after it says “better leave them alone” to unlock the scene.

 

All You Need is Rape (Lyra & Bon-Bon): During the day, go to the train station and click on the wine bottle to the left of the ticket vendor to obtain it. Then go to Berry Punch’s house (the one with grapevines on it) and click on it. Say “Yes” when it asks if you want to place the wine bottle next to her door and the scene is unlocked.

 

So Many Wonders (Fluttershy & Trixie): During the night, go to Fluttershy’s house and click on the window. She’ll notice you and leap up to the ceiling in fright. Click on the very top of the screen to get her to come down. Answer her questions “Why?”, “Cheer Up”, and “Forget Her”. You will get a kiss and she’ll send you outside. Click on her window multiple times and the scene will eventually be unlocked.

 

Good Bye Equestria (Pinkie Pie): Follow the steps to have sex with Pinkie Pie (see above). During the daytime, go back to the second floor of Sugar Cube Corner and click on the empty box to unlock the scene.

 

Twilight’s Experiment (All of Main 6): During the day, go into Twilight’s house and accept her invitation to come in. After she’s done talking, click on the book to her right to learn Magic Attack A. Then click on the book again to learn Shield Breaker A. Get a horn from Trixie. During the night, click on the sleeping Trixie and her shield will break. Before activating the sex scene, click on the book between Trixie’s front hooves to take it from her. During the daytime, go back to Twilight’s house and return the book to her by clicking on her. She will experiment on you for a bit and the scene is unlocked. Note: You can also take the book from Trixie after the second time you break her shield (see Trixie #2 section).

 

Endings:

 

Bad End #1: Get killed by Chrysalis (see Chrysalis section)

 

Bad End #2: Have sex 0 times. You end up fapping alone and Trixie calls you pathetic.

 

OK End: Have sex 1-2 times. Trixie comments that you probably got half of Ponyville pregnant.

 

Good End: Have sex 3-5 times. You get a quick kiss from Trixie and she calls you cute.

 

Best End: Have sex 6 times. You get a long kiss from Trixie and she says you’re looking satisfied.

 

Spike/Rarity End: Have sex with Spike (follow steps above) and you get a tender scene between Spike and Rarity just before the ending scene starts.

 

Main 6 End: Have sex with all of the Main 6 during your playthrough and they all show up to wave goodbye to you as you leave.