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Twi's Ice Cream (wip)
By jrudieCreated: 2023-08-04 11:20:51
Updated: 2023-08-04 11:28:19
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"Fuck, I hate carrots."
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>You used to like them, though.
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>Oh yeah, and be Anon.
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>Be opening the freezer.
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>Be seeing only carrots.
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>Anyways, you're about to be a dad too.
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>Who would've thought that a couple dick tingling spells and a weird potion from the local rapping shaman would help you get your wife pregnant?
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>The taste of that potion still burns on your taste buds: expired milk and the cheapest gasoline-tasting vodka, a cocktail of zebra alchemy you don't miss.
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>Heh, but it made your dick glow purple for a week! Nightly bathroom visits were so trippy!
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>And of course you had to wave it like some sort of disco glow stick while singing Disco Inferno.
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>A lot of Disco Inferno, so much that Twilight magically gagged you.
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>She loves that song, her hormones were just acting up.
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>Speaking of music, that shaman zebra's rhymes were kind of dope.
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>"Something brewing in this pot will help you bust a potent nut..." or something like that.
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>She should make a mixtape... Eeh, or maybe not.
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>Your eyes go through the shelves one more time.
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>Carrots, carrots, carrots and ewww, more carrots.
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>These disgusting orange sticks were her last munchie food.
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>Boiled, steamed, fried, you name it. You ate them for weeks.
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>Or was it just for two days? Fucking preggy munchies...
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"My balls are freezing."
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>Then close the freezer door, idiot.
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>"Anooon!" A lovely voice calls you, "Did you find any ice cream!?"
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"We're all out, honey!"
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>"Come to the bedroom!"
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>You close the door and grope your icy crotch.
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"Sorry dude..."
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>At least your dumbass is a dad already.
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>Icicles hanging from your balls, you walk into the bedroom, and a view of your big, purple wife, who's lying on the bed, caresses your eyes.
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>Damn you're good at nutting, look at that mare! She's 'uuuge!
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>"W-why are you pointing at me?"
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"Umm... *ahem* Sorry, I was lost in thought."
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>"Hmh? So we don't have any ice cream?"
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"Nope, sorry!" You know what's coming next...
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>"Could you go buy me some?"
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>There it is!
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>Getting ice cream in this medieval ponyland isn't really easy on Sundays.
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>You can't exactly walk to your local 24/7 grocery store and throw several pints of ice cream into your basket.
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"How about some nicely frozen carrots?"
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>Twilight pouts, "No carrots, I want ice cream!"
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"How about some nicely unfrozen carrots?"
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>"No carrots!" Twilight's magic grabs you by the collar of your shirt.
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>She slowly pulls you closer, "I... Want... Ice cream!"
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>Your carrot hustle needs some work.
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"Jeez Twi, you're like some kind of spoiled brat-stoner hybrid."
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>"I'm not!" She lets you go, "And what's a stoner?"
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"Right, you ponies don't inhale dank, I forgot."
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"Okay, I can go get you some ice cream, but what's in it for me, heh?" You say half jokingly, hoping for some lewd times.
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>Hmm, are those flames in her eyes?
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>Shit, it's a full blown fire, abort mission!
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"Please excuse my manners your bookworminess." You slightly bow, "I'm your humble servant."
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>Twilight horsey snorts and slowly shakes her head, "You're helpless."
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"And I'm here for the rest of your life!"
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>Twilight's magic grabs you again, this time by your cheeks.
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>"Only..."
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>She pulls you down, your nose presses against her snoot.
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>Like a bullet, her blazing and determined gaze pierces your eyes.
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>"...If you get me some ice cream."
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"Are you threaten- mmmph!"
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>Head now tilted, Twilight squeezes your cheeks and kisses you.
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>Long kiss, her magic holding you still so you can't pull away.
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>Like you would do that, never in a million years.
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>Tongue poking her teeth, you beg for entry, but Twilight breaks the kiss.
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>With a moan, she exhales in your ear.
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>Please, my dear husband." Her ear-tickling words send a jolt down your spine, making you shiver a bit.
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>Or a lot, since she started to lick and nibble your ear.
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"You want me to walk around the town with a boner?"
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>"No, but I won't complain if you do around the house, mommy likes to see her candy cane."
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>She slowly drags her broad tongue across your ear.
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>"Mmm, too bad I'm always so eager to drain you that I can't truly enjoy the sight of it."
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"Y-yeah what a bummer."
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>Not sure how long you can handle this rollercoaster of emotions, first she's whiny and demanding, now all lewd.
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>Twilight giggles, "Maybe we should stop before that half-mast of yours turns into a full one." Her hoof pats your bulge.
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>At least the frost didn't kill your dick.
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"Twi..."
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>"Oh nono, mister! You have ice cream to fetch!"
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You sigh, "I better get going then, before they close."
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>"Don't worry Anon, you'll be back before you even know it."
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"I wouldn't be so sure, what if the Cakes are not home?"
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>"You worry too much! Besides, she's your friend."
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"In small doses, yes. It's... It's kinda scary to face her alone."
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>"Now you're just being silly!"
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"No, I'm dead serious."
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>You get down on your knees and put your right hand on Twilight's belly.
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"Farewell kids, daddy's going into battle."
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>"Gosh..." Twilight rolls her eyes.
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>You lean in for a kiss, but just as your lips are about to touch this vast purple belly...
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>Boom! A pony haymaker right in the face.
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"Ow fuck!"
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>"Language!"
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"Damn, what a fighter! Our little rascal will be the next big hoofball star! Or maybe a boxing champ!"
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>"Anon, stop cussing!"
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You rub your chin as you stand up. "Is pony boxing a thing? How would ponies even box? With their hind legs maybe?"
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>"Easy there sports daddy, we're gonna let them choose their hobbies."
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"Ha! You expect me to believe that?"
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>"Hmm?"
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"The second I look away, you're gonna drown them in books!"
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>"Of course, education is important!"
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"Sure it is, but Star Swirl's ye olde books about magical squirrels are not." you say arms crossed.
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>Twilight is starting to look grumpy, maybe you should stop before you get magic blasted.
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"T-they're kinda cool though, the squirrels I mean."
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>"Shoo! Go get me my ice cream!"
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"Okay okay, I'm going!" You head for the bedroom door.
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>"One more thing!"
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You turn around, "Don't tell me you changed your mind already."
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>"Oh no, I want you to take this."
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>Twilight's magic grabs something from the nightstand.
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>A pink oval gemstone is now floating in front of you.
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"A gem? You want me to buy a year's worth of ice cream?"
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>"It's not for payment dummy, it's a communication crystal."
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>You snatch the crystal and examine it.
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"A communication crystal? Why do I need this? You want to spy on me or something?"
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>"No, I want to keep an eye on you."
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"That's literally the same thing!"
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>"It isn't!"
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"It is! Heh, you think I'm going to run off into the sunset with the first mare I come across?"
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>Twilight squints her eyes, "Not on my watch."
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"Fuck's sake Twi, I'm your husband!"
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>"FOREVER! NOPONY ELSE'S! AND STOP CUSSING!"
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>Fucking hormones... Although her possessiveness is kind of hot.
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"So, is there a manual for this, or should I just go with the flow and figure it out?"
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>It feels like time has just slowed down as you realize what you just asked.
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>Twilight's eyes sparkle, why did you ask? When will you learn from your past mistakes!?
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>You sigh internally, brace for pony science sperging.
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>"Glad you asked! So, that crystal there can receive messages from four different magical frequencies, *starts to ramble about magic*"
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>"Anon, are you listening?"
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"Yes, you have my undivided attention."
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>"Good, *proceeds to ramble more*"
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>*And more*
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"Uh-huh."
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>Doing well so far, just keep nodding and repeating that.
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>*Pony magic stuff*
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"Quite intriguing."
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>Ooh, that was a good one.
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>*Too dumb to write science jokes.*
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>Three hours later.
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>Or 1 minute later.
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>"Hmph, you didn't listen."
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"I did, I always do. I just didn't understand."
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>Twilight sighs, "You'll figure it out once I call you."
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"Alright, is that everything?"
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>Twilight smiles and nods.
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>With the crystal in your hand, you head for the door, again.
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>Before you step out, you look back once more to say bye to Twilight, who lifts her hind leg and flashes her teats.
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>"Do hurry back, dear."
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>Hnnng, those big purple mounds with pure white pearls on the nipples.
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>Run you fool, before you pop a boner!
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"I'llberightback!"
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>So the quest for ice cream begins, an epic adventure through beautiful landscapes.
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>Green hills, rivers, lakes, and other painting like outdoor shit.
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>Something ringing interrupts your mental visual arts.
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>Oh yeah, the crystal.
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>Your hand slides into your pocket, and you pull it out.
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>It even vibrates? Kinda neat.
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>But how do you answer this? There's no green phone icon.
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>Shake it? Hmh, didn't work.
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>How about you just put it against your ear like a phone?
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"Hello?"
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>This Walmart Nokia tune so is annoying.
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"Hello!?"
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>Okay, this is starting to piss you off.
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>You squeeze the crystal...
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>"Anon, are you there!?"
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>...And startle as the ringing turns into Twilight's voice.
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>Shit, you dropped the crystal.
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>"Anon?"
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"Yeah yeah, I'm here." You pick it up and do a quick check for cracks.
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>"You dropped the crystal, didn't you?"
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"N-no."
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>"Don't lie to me, naughty boy! Please be careful with it, enchanting crystals is pretty time consuming."
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"Sorry."
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>"Speaking of you being naughty, why did you leave me in this state?"
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"I don't follow, what state?"
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>"You talk about your boners, tease me, make me all warm and oh so wet, then you just leave!"
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>...
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>Is she serious? Are hormones turning her brain to mush?
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"Firstly, you told me to go buy ice cream."
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"Secondly, I'm outside, you know, in public, and I'd prefer not to talk about boners and wetness."
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>Couple seconds of silence.
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>"Hehee!" Twilight giggles, "Sorry Anon, I just had to!"
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You sigh, "So, this was just a prank call?"
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>"Mmmh, not exactly, I meant to ask, are you there yet?"
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>Really?
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>Eyes closed, you rub your temples with your index fingers.
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"Twi, I'm like..."
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>You look back at the tree that is your home.
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"...300 feet or hooves or whatever the pony unit was from home."
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"A-and please, do not start to educate me about measuring units..."
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>"Hmph, you're no fun. Chop chop, I want my ice cream and my man back!"
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>And just like that, she hangs up.
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>At least you got promoted from naughty boy to man.
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>"Hi Anon!" A tiny white pony, who has a wide smile on her face, looks up at you.
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"Oh hi there Sweetie Belle! How are you?"
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>"I'm doing fine! Did you talk to Twilight?" Sweetie Belle looks around. "Did she teleport? I wanted to say hi."
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"Twilight's at home, but I did speak to her." You show her the crystal. "She told me to go buy ice cream and gave me this so that we could communicate."
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>"Oh, that's cool!" She hops in place, "How's she doing? When are the babies coming?"
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"Soon hopefully! And Twilight is doing fine, she's getting bigger and more cranky heh!"
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>"Cranky?" Sweetie Belle tilts her head.
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"Cranky because she's anxious and maybe a little bit scared, nothing unusual though! All part of being pregnant."
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>"Ooh! I'd be super scared if I were pregnant!"
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>To be honest, you're scared too... Too many nights you've spent thinking about how your kids will look.
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>"Umm, Anon?"
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"Yeah?"
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>"Can I ask you a question?"
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"Sure, hit me."
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>Sweetie Belle kicks you in the right leg.
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"Ow, I didn't mean literally!"
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>"O-oops! S-sorry!"
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You kneel down to rub your leg, "Don't worry about it, I'm not fragile. Heh, you're pretty strong for such a small pony."
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>"I'm not small!"
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"Sure sure. So, what was it you wanted to ask me?"
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>"What's a boner?"
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>Your hands stop, what did she just ask?
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>Eyes wide and fixed on Sweetie Belle, you get up and slowly blink twice in disbelief.
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"How... You heard that?"
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>"Yes!"
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"Were you eavesdropping?"
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>Sweetie Belle's ears drop and her cheeks turn red. "M-maybe a little."
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"You do know that's rude, right?"
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>"I know, I know! But could you tell me? Pleaaaaase?"
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>Fuck, you have to lie something, otherwise she and her minipony gang will haunt you forever.
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"It's a... It's a human thing, when we get excited, we might..."
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>"You get a boner when you're excited?"
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>DO NOT LAUGH. Don't even smile.
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"Y-yeah, something like that." You say with your best neutral expression, barely moving your lips.
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>"Okay! Well, I have to go, me and the girls have some crusading to do, we're gonna sing today!"
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>"I'm sorry for eavesdropping!" Sweetie Belle yells as she trots away.
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>You have a weird feeling this will backfire.
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>You really need to clean your mouth, ponies can't handle swear or sex words that well.
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>And it's pretty redneck to cuss anyways.
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>But this was partially Twi's fault too! Stupid sexy pony wife.
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>Well, side quest completed, back to the main one.
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>Gotta shake a leg and make hay while the sun shines.
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>And you most certainly don't want to bump into more ponies you know.
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>Thankfully, you have mad stealth skills, so dodging curious ponies who want to ask about their town librarian should be easy enough.
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>Using back alleys to your advantage, you jog across the town.
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>Then you stop.
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>You've arrived... At the gates of hell, diabetes hell.
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>Some call it "Sugarcube Corner", what a cute name for such a spine-chilling place like this!
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>Behind these gates lives one particular pony.
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>The pink menace, the sugar abuser, the midnight caffeine injection, the living line of coke.
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>Pinkamena Diane Pie, also known as Pinkie Pie, Ponyville's very own party master and baker.
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>You look down at your shaking hands, are you really this afraid of her?
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>Get your shit together before you hyperventilate! You're here because your wife needs her fix!
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>And being the awesome best husband ever that you are, you'll get this fuc... fricking ice cream!
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>Shit, you almost swore, but it wasn't out loud, so that doesn't count, right?
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>But what if that dream-stalking, mind-reading princess hears them?
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>Whatever, time for action.
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>You try to lift your right hand, but it fights back, so you force it up with your left.
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>For the love of Dayhorse, please, Cakes, be home.
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>Pleasepleaseplease.
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>*Knock knock*
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>Just as your hand withdraws, the door flies open and hits you.
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>Now on your butt and in teeth-clenching pain, you try to hold every curse word imaginable inside.
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>You look up and see a pink, grinning pony standing in front of you.
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>"HI NONNY! SORRY NONNY!"
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You stand up. "Hi Pinkie, how are you... doing?"
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>This mare is shaking like some kind of a speedfreak.
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>Sure, she's hyperactive, but this is next level.
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"Are you alright?"
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>"I'm fiiiine, matter of fact, I'm so fine that I could jump to the moon!"
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>"Jump, jump, jump, jump!" Needless to say, she's bouncing all over the place.
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"Umm, okay, are the Cakes home?"
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>"Noooope! They're having a big big family reunion in Fillydelphia!"
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>Run! Escape while you still can!
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>But you need that ice cream for Twilight, you can't be the awesome best husband ever if you come back home empty-handed.
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>"So, wanna come in?"
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"I, umm, don't have that much time..."
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>"Oh, c'mon, Nonny, don't be a stranger!"
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>Pink mane wraps around your right wrist and pulls you in.
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>The gates lock behind you.
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>The lair of the pink demon...
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>The warmth hugs your face, and the smell of freshly baked goods pets your brain.
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>Shelves full of colorful candy jars and various types of pastries, and that cute pink cash register with a heart on it.
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>There are so many different types of chocolate too, enough to make you drool.
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>It's... It's kinda cozy, to be honest.
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>Snap out of it! Don't let this coziness fool you! She's evil, eeevil!
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>Maybe you're exaggerating a bit, Pinkie is more annoying with her hyperactivity and impulsiveness than evil.
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>She has her good days and her bad days, and this seems to be one of the latter.
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>Pink mane wrapped around your wrist, you follow Pinkie into the kitchen like some sort of prisoner.
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>It was supposed to be a simple hit-and-run mission, but now you're a P.O.W.
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>Maybe Twi could bail you out with sugar?
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>Don't know if feeding more white powder to this addict is such a good idea, though.
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>You sigh, no rest for the apeman in Ponyland...
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>"Here we are, Nonny!" The pink mane unwraps, freeing your slightly numb hand.
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"Care to explain why you dragged me all the way to the kitchen?" You say while shaking your hand, trying to make your blood flow again.
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>"Imadeonehundredcupcakes!"
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"You what? Slow down."
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>"I said!" Pinkie starts to jump around again.
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>"I made!" *Boing*
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>"One!" *Boing*
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>"Hundred!" *Boing*
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>"Cupcakes!" *Boing boing*
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"Really? But I can't see any?"
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>For a brief moment, all you can see is pink as Pinkie zooms around the kitchen, opening several cabinets and drawers.
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>They're all full of cupcakes, dozens of cupcakes.
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>"Heretheyare!" You're sure you heard some kind of tire screech sound effect when Pinkie stopped.
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"Pinkie, you're starting to scare me."
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>Like she wasn't already.
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>"What why? I made them all for you!"
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"For me? Why? I can't eat th-"
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>"For you to taste silly! We're gonna have a big party, you know pretty well, whee-een! I'm soo excited, hehee!"
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"How nice of you, thank you, Pinkie. But th-"
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>"They're all different flavors!" I know Twilight's favorite but not yours, soso, I made every possible one I could think of!"
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"Wow, that's actually pretty impressive! But won't they go bad?"
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>"Oh, I'll make a new batch once I know which flavor you like the best!"
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"Pinkie I appreciate the effort, but you don't have to make piles of cupcakes for me and Twi."
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>Pinkie giggles. "You can't stop me! And this is my second batch anyways!"
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"...Second?"
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>"Yes! I did some taste testing with the first one."
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"Hold up, are you saying that you ate all of the first hundred cupcakes?"
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>"Yes!"
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>That explains all the cupcake liners on the floor...
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"So you're really high on sugar? That's the reason you're shaking and bouncing all over?"
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>"Nonny, I'm bucking blasted." Pinkie hops in place.
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"H-hey, maybe you should stop, your heart might give out."
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>"Why would it do that?"
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"Please, for me, just chill for a moment and catch a breath."
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>"Okie dokie!" Pinkie stops and stares at you with her twitching eyes.
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"By the way, how did you even know I was coming over?"
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>"I had a feeling."
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>Ah right, you forgot that this pink sugar demon is also a fortune teller, like everything else wasn't enough already.
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"You're allowed to blink, you know."
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>Slowly pink eyelids cover those just as pink eyes.
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>"Soo, which one would you like to try first?"
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"Well, actually, her purple nerdiness sent me here to acquire ice cream for her, and she made it very clear that I must hurry."
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"S-so maybe some other time, when I'm not in a hurry?
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>"Pffh nonsense, Twilight can wait, she's not gonna run off with that big belly of hers!"
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"Pinkie please..."
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>"Take a seat."
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"...You don't understand the seriousness of pregnant cravings."
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>"Take a seat right over there." Pinkie points at one of the barstools.
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>You can't fight against the irresistible urge to sit down, how did she do that?
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>"Now tell me Nonny, which one would you like to try first?"
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>Looks like there's no way out of this, just give her what she wants.
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"Anything with lemon in it?" Your nervous fingers tap the counter.
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>Pinkie starts to shake again.
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>Maybe telling her to stay still wasn't such a good idea, all of that pent-up energy is about to burst out.
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>Her eyes grow, and she shakes faster and faster, and then, boom.
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342.
>"LET THE TASTING BEGIN!"
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343.
"Nonononon- mmmppfffh!!" Pink hoof starts to shove cupcakes into your mouth.
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344.
>"VANILLA LEMON!"
-
345.
>"RASPBERRY LEMON!"
-
346.
"Plmmssshh mmstopph!"
-
347.
>"Don't talk with food in your mouth Nonny, it's rude!"
-
348.
>Really!?
-
349.
>"STRAWBERRY LEMON!"
-
350.
>"CHOCOLATE LEMON!"
-
351.
>How many lemons are there!?
-
352.
>You cover your mouth with both of your hands, just chew and swallow, Anon. You're a big boy, you can do it!
-
353.
>Okay, that sounded a bit perverted.
-
354.
>Pinkie bounces all over the kitchen while manically giggling.
-
355.
>"CUPCAKES CUPCAKES CUPCAKES MORE CUPCAKES FOR NONNY!" She starts to throw them at you.
-
356.
>She's losing it big time, you hide behind the counter and pull out the crystal.
-
357.
"Twilight help me!" You squeeze and shake it, but nothing happens.
-
358.
>Is this thing one-way call only?
-
359.
>WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN THE PURPLE PONY MANUAL!
-
360.
>YOU DID, BUT YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND!
-
361.
>This is it then, you're going to die.
-
362.
>In a fricking bakery... Without saying goodbye to your wife.
-
363.
>"Anon? Are you there?"
-
364.
"Twilight!"
-
365.
>"Sorry for not picking up faster, I was napping."
-
366.
"Please help me! Pinkie's lost it! She's gone crazy!"
-
367.
>"Is her mane straight?"
-
368.
"What? No, it isn't! What does that have to do with this?"
-
369.
>"She's just being Pinkie then, calm down."
-
370.
"She was trying to suffocate me with cupcakes, she almost punched my teeth in! Now she's bombarding me with them!"
-
371.
"I'm trapped! The doors are locked, I'm being hel-"
-
372.
>"Calm down, Anon. Hi Pinkie!"
-
373.
>"Hi Twilight!" Pinkie stops and looks around. "I can't see you, where are you? Oh, are we playing hide and seek?"
-
374.
>"No Pinkie, we are not. I'm talking to you through this crystal Anon is holding."
-
375.
>"Oooh fancy, but that's a stone!"
-
376.
"A stone?"
-
377.
>"Yes, a stone painted pink."
-
378.
"Twilight?"
-
379.
>"Hmph, alright I admit, it's a stone!"
-
380.
"Why did you tell me it was a crystal?"
-
381.
>"Common stones aren't that magically credible, I have a reputation to maintain, and I didn't have any crystals left."
-
382.
"And because of this, you told me to go collect stones the other day while you were munching carrots?"
-
383.
>"Yes. It's actually pretty cute and amusing that you didn't figure it out, heh."
-
384.
>Pinkie laughs, and you slowly shake your head.
-
385.
"But isn't it more impressive that you can make stones do the same thing?"
-
386.
>"Good point! You might be a dummy from time to time, but you always find the right things to say, that's one of the reasons I married you."
-
387.
"Thanks?" The way she said that made you blush a bit, and Pinkie laugh harder.
-
388.
>"Pinkie, do you have any ice cream for me and Anon?
-
389.
>"Sorry, Twilight, but I'm afraid we're all out."
-
390.
>"Oh oh! But I'm sure Rarity has some ice cream! She has her not-so-secret stash for her drama episodes, hehe!"
-
391.
>"Anon?"
-
392.
"Yeah yeah, I'll go see Rarity next."
-
393.
>"Good, I'm gonna nap some more. Take care Pinkie! Oh, and do come visit us soon!"
-
394.
>"What if I come over tomorrow? I can bring the rest of the cupcakes I made for Anon!"
-
395.
>"You'll bring cupcakes too? That'd be lovely, see you then!"
-
396.
>"Bye Twilight!"
-
397.
>It's just you and her again.
-
398.
*Ahem* You clear your throat and break the awkward silence.
-
399.
"Thank you eeh, for the cupcakes, but as you heard, Twi's waiting for her ice cream, so I have to get going. Could you unlock the doors for me?"
-
400.
>"What do you mean? The doors aren't locked, silly!"
-
401.
"But I heard how the locks clicked."
-
402.
>"That must've been Gummy! He likes to imitate sounds."
-
403.
>Just let it be and leave, Anon.
-
404.
"That explains it then, well I'm off to Rarity's thanksagainforthecupcakesbye!" You open the door and dash out.
-
405.
-
406.
>Running free, yeah! Oh, you're running free!
-
407.
>Still no ice cream, but you survived!
-
408.
>But at what cost? She's coming to visit tomorrow.
-
409.
>Maybe Twilight can keep her calm... Whatever, that's tomorrow's problem, don't think about it and live these short hours in denial!
-
410.
>Running free, running wild, next stop: Carousel Boutique!
-
411.
>With every Pinkie-free step, the merry-go-round tent grows larger.
-
412.
>Almost there, you can already feel the cold pint in your hands.
-
413.
>But then someone stops you.
-
414.
>"Training for the running of the leaves already, Anon?" A cheerful mint-green unicorn asks.
-
415.
>"Hi Lyra, no, I'm not. I'm trying to get ice cream for Twilight."
-
416.
>Lyra raises an eyebrow. "From Rarity? Ooooh! You're gonna snatch some of her drama ice cream?"
-
417.
"Something like that. Pinkie was all out, but she figured Rarity would have some."
-
418.
>"And our dear Twilight will give you a hard time if you don't get her any?"
-
419.
"Yeah..."
-
420.
>Lyra giggles into her hoof. "Hehe, you poor thing. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does she sperg about foals?"
-
421.
"11! I know we live in a library, but you should see the baby book piles, they're everywhere!"
-
422.
"I think the only book-free zone is our freezer because it's full of carrots."
-
423.
>Lyra is doing her best to hold back her laughter, your frustrated waving hands aren't really helping her.
-
424.
"A-and if that wasn't enough, she asked Princess Celestia to send more books! Some ancient ones written in ye olde ponish."
-
425.
"So now, she translates them into modern-day ponish while lecturing me about old traditions that give me the heebie-jeebies."
-
426.
>"I-I'm soso sorry, Anon." Lyra starts to laugh her cutie marks off.
-
427.
Arms crossed, you watch this wheezing mare. "Yeah, kick the guy who's already on the ground."
-
428.
>"S-sorry! I couldn't help it." She wipes tears from her cheeks. "Don't worry though, soon you two will hardly have any time to read or sleep!"
-
429.
"Gee Lyra, thanks for the encouraging words."
-
430.
>"Hey c'mon, I'm just teasing you, don't pout! It'll all be worth it, trust me."
-
431.
"I know, I know... Sorry for venting."
-
432.
>"No problem, I think you needed that."
-
433.
"Yeah I did, thanks."
-
434.
You squint your eyes and point at Lyra. "But I will find time to train, and I will beat you and Bon Bon, what happened last year will not happen again."
-
435.
>"You can always try and fail miserably!"
-
436.
"Failing is not an option, victory will be mine."
-
437.
>"Hehe, we'll see. But now I gotta run, I promised to pick up Bon Bon from work."
-
438.
>"Please give Twilight my regards!" Lyra shouts as she trots off.
-
439.
>"And you give mine to Bon Bon!" You wave goodbye.
-
440.
>The run isn't even that serious, but Lyra and Bon Bon always joke at your expense, and it gets under your skin more than you care to admit.
-
441.
>Four legs against two, it's not even fair in the first place! Stupid bullying cheater ponies.
-
442.
>Aight enough of that, time to meet the curly-maned fashionista.
-
443.
>Now at the boutique's door, you can see light coming from the inside.
-
444.
>Thank Celestia, she's home.
-
445.
>You ring the doorbell, and some generic classical tune plays.
-
446.
>Does she listen to this all day long?
-
447.
>The door opens, and a rather furious-looking Rarity looks up at you.
-
448.
>"You!"
-
449.
"Hi Ra-"
-
450.
>"How dare you show your face here!?"
-
451.
>Like two knives, her gaze pierces your eyes and skull. This mare is pissed off.
-
452.
>"You beastly ruffian, you unmannered ape!
-
453.
"H-hey, calm down."
-
454.
>"I knew you were trouble all along!"
-
455.
"What's going on? I didn't ruin any of my jeans! A-and I-I didn't lose any more socks, honest!"
-
456.
>Rarity grinds her teeth. "What's going on? WHAT'S GOING ON?"
-
457.
>Okay, this is starting to get a bit scary.
-
458.
>"Listen, you brute!"
-
459.
>You listen closely and hear singing. Is that Sweetie Belle and her gang?
-
460.
>"We're so excited, and we just can't hide it!"
-
461.
>"Our enormous boners!"
-
462.
>The Crusaders made a song about... boners?
-
463.
>Holy fricking shit, is this real?
-
464.
>"We're about to lose control, and we think we like it!"
-
465.
>You do lose control, you tried your very best, but this was too much.
-
466.
>Rarity screams something, but you're too busy laughing your ass off.
-
467.
"Hahah! *smack* Ow!" She hits you in the head with a rolled-up newspaper.
-
468.
>"How many times! *smack* Have I told you! *smack* To watch your language around Sweetie Belle! *smack*"
-
469.
"I'm innocent! She eavesdropped on my and Twi's conversation!"
-
470.
>"Don't blame it on her!"
-
471.
"It's the truth!" *smack smack*
-
472.
>"Hi Anon!" The Crusaders greet you in unison.
-
473.
"Hi girls, I'm pretty occupied right now, as you can see, sorry." *smack* "Ow, quit it!"
-
474.
>"Never!" Rarity proceeds to hit faster.
-
475.
>"We made a song!" Apple Bloom cheers.
-
476.
>"We were boning super hard!" Scootaloo proudly states.
-
477.
>"We can sing it to you while you do your thing with my sister!" Sweetie Belle prances.
-
478.
>"B-boning? Hard? T-thing? Wahahaa!" And Rarity faints.
-
479.
"Thankfully, the news was light today." You pick up the newspaper and hand it over to Sweetie Belle, who tosses it inside.
-
480.
>Apple Bloom tilts her head. "Light news? Ah, don't get it."
-
481.
"Umm... Anyway, is Rarity gonna be okay? Should we help her?"
-
482.
>"Don't worry, my sister always does that, she'll get up eventually."
-
483.
>"She's a drama queen." Scootaloo whispers and makes the girls giggle.
-
484.
"You don't say..."
-
485.
>"So wanna hear our song!?" All three ask.
-
486.
"A-about that..."
-
487.
>How do you confront this without messing up more?
-
488.
"You girls can't really say the b-word."
-
489.
>"Why not? You told me it means excited, what's wrong with that?"
-
490.
"It's... It's an adult way to get excited, you three are still too young."
-
491.
>"We are not!" Three pairs of eyes squint at you.
-
492.
"You are! I'm an adult, and I'm telling you to stop using the b-word!"
-
493.
>"Girls, quick Crusader meeting!" Apple Bloom shouts, her right forehoof raised in the air.
-
494.
>White, orange, and yellow heads bump together, and after some intense whispering, the girls giggle and face you.
-
495.
>"Give us five bits each, and we forget all about it!" Scootaloo smirks.
-
496.
"15 bits!?"
-
497.
>"Mm-hmm, pay up, mister!" Apple Bloom extends her hoof.
-
498.
>Blackmailing rascals... Wait, maybe you can cut a deal.
-
499.
"I'm looking for ice cream for Twilight, I told you that, right, Sweetie Belle?"
-
500.
>"Yep!"
-
501.
"Well, I haven't found any yet, and I know for a fact that your sister has her... Stash."
-
502.
"So, what if I give you 20 bits for two pints of ice cream and you three stop using the b-word?"
-
503.
>The Crusaders look at each other and then at you. "Deal!"
-
504.
>"Are you sure you want two? They're kinda big pints." Sweetie Belle asks.
-
505.
"How big?"
-
506.
>"Like, umm, Rarity big?"
-
507.
"I have no idea what that means, could you show me one?"
-
508.
>"Bits first!" Scootaloo demands.
-
509.
"Hmph, maybe you three will get your cutie marks in thiev-"
-
510.
>The hole is already deep enough, just shut up and pay.
-
511.
>Three little ponies squee as they watch you dig your wallet out of your pocket.
-
512.
"Five for you and you, ten for Sweetie Belle. Now ladies, the ice cream?"
-
513.
>"Yes sir!" All three salute and gallop inside.
-
514.
>Before you can blink, there's a big pint of chocolate strawberry ice cream in front of you.
-
515.
>Like, really, really big. That thing is a one-gallon monster.
-
516.
You zoom in on the label. "Queen size. Oh, now I get why you called it Rarity-sized."
-
517.
>"Hehe! Do you still want two?"
-
518.
"I think one is more than enough, thank you."
-
519.
>"Check your flanks, girls!" Sweetie Belle looks at her backside. "Any dairy product or bit cutie marks?"
-
520.
>Apple Bloom shakes her head. "Nope!"
-
521.
>"Aww c'mon! Can't we get our marks already!?" Scootaloo stomps the ground.
-
522.
"Don't worry girls, you'll get them eventually."
-
523.
>"We better!" All three groan, heads hanging.
-
524.
"You don't want to rush them, what if you get a cutie mark that you don't like? It'll be with you forever, remember that."
-
525.
>The three little fillies lift their heads and look at each other.
-
526.
"So, try things you actually find interesting and would like to do, instead of desperately trying to get your cutie marks from random things."
-
527.
>"Anon's right!" Apple Bloom cheers.
-
528.
>"We are not desp- mppfh!" Sweetie Belle's hoof muffles Scootaloo.
-
529.
>"We kinda are, and you're right, we have to focus on things we truly like. Please don't tell anypony Anon, if Diamond Tiara hears we're desperate, she'll laugh at us.
-
530.
"Your secrets are safe with me. I should take this to Twilight before it melts." You pick up the pint. "Please take care of your big sister, Sweetie Belle."
-
531.
>"I will!" Sweetie Belle sighs and looks at her sister. "She seriously needs to get laid."
-
532.
"Hah! You're right about that!"
-
533.
>...
-
534.
>Wait what?
-
535.
"How much for not saying the l-word?"
-
536.
>"You know our price, Anon." Apple Bloom gives you the most devilish smile.
-
537.
>One quick payment later, you're broke and running again.
-
538.
"Twilight!" You scream into the pink stone. "Rarity had ice cream for you!"
-
539.
>"Wonderful! Hurry back, dear!"
-
540.
"I'll be right there, I'm doing the most scuffed Rocky Balboa run!"
-
541.
>"Rocky what?"
-
542.
"No time to explain, seeyousoon!"
-
543.
>Hands freezing and ice cream melting, you run back home.
-
544.
>Kick the front door open.
-
545.
>Run to the kitchen.
-
546.
"YOUR ICE CREAM, MADAM!"
-
547.
>And collapse on the floor, out of breath.
-
548.
>"Anon!"
-
549.
"I'm fine... I'm just exhausted."
-
550.
>Twilight's magic grabs the pint and levitates it into the freezer.
-
551.
>You're a bit surprised that there was enough room for it. Fricking carrots...
-
552.
>"Get up."
-
553.
"Nah, I'm cool. The floor is actually comfy when you're numb enough."
-
554.
>Magic goes off again, and your vision turns purple.
-
555.
>You still sometimes forget how powerful your wife actually is, she lifts you up in the air as if you were light as a feather.
-
556.
"My precious floor! Put me back down!"
-
557.
>"Nuh-uh, your sweaty bum is going into the bath tub, I'm gonna pamper my hero of a husband."
-
558.
-
559.
"What did we talk about heavy lifting?"
-
560.
>"You're not heavy at all, my dear husband, you're in really good shape, actually."
-
561.
"Thanks to you."
-
562.
>"Hm?"
-
563.
"Your cravings, chores, and whatnot are keeping me running."
-
564.
>Twilight's ears droop. "I'm sorry, honey, I-"
-
565.
"Don't be." You cut her apology short. "I'm maybe a bit tired, but not mad or anything. You know I'd do anything for you."
-
566.
>"I know, but I'm sometimes afraid that you think I take you for granted in my hormone-ridden haze."
-
567.
"You, my lovely wife, have made me the happiest man alive. You have nothing to be afraid of."
-
568.
"Now, lift those ears this instant, you're making me sad."
-
569.
>Purple ears perk up, and Twilight gives you a warm smile.
-
570.
"Much better. Why didn't you tell me about this fear?"
-
571.
>"I knew I was being silly... You know me, I tend to overthink things, especially now."
-
572.
>"You should have told me that you were tired, though!"
-
573.
"I really don't want to complain since you're the one who's doing all the heavy lifting."
-
574.
>"It seems I wasn't the only one who didn't tell everything."
-
575.
"...I guess we both are a bit silly."
-
576.
>"Heh, indeed we are!"
-
577.
"Maybe you could write Celestia about this, um, silliness?"
-
578.
>"Good idea! I was actually going to write to her tomorrow."
-
579.
"P-please don't ask for more baby books."
-
580.
>"Don't worry, I wasn't going to!"
-
581.
>Phew.
-
582.
>"Hmm..." Twilight rubs her chin with her hoof.
-
583.
>You know that look, she's already thinking about the letter.
-
584.
>Better snap her out of it before you spend the night in magic.
-
585.
"What about the bath? Or are you gonna keep me in midair for the rest of the evening?"
-
586.
>"Oh right!"
-
587.
"The front door is still open, by the way."
-
588.
>You floating in magic, Twilight heads for the front door.
-
589.
>It kinda feels like you're swimming without moving yourself.
-
590.
>"Did you really have to kick it? There's a shoemark on it." Twilight examines and then closes the door.
-
591.
"Can't stop a moving ice cream train! I'll clean it up later."
-
592.
>"Well, mister train, you don't need these dirty things any longer."
-
593.
>Magic unlaces and takes off your shoes. You curl and uncurl your aching toes.
-
594.
>A pair of Rarity's finest, now neatly placed next to the door, this purple heavy load turns around and jiggles its way towards the bathroom.
-
595.
>She looks so wide from above... her big belly is mesmerizing.
-
596.
>Eyes clued to your wife's swaying belly, you don't notice that you're in the bathroom already.
-
597.
>Twilight turns you upright, and your feet meet the warm bathroom floor.
-
598.
You look at the bathtub. "Ah, you filled the tub already."
-
599.
>"I started to prepare it after your call."
-
600.
"Thank you. It feels like my insides are still floating." You say while rubbing your stomach.
-
601.
>"Your insides are fine, it wasn't an anti-gravity spell."
-
602.
"...Do you perhaps know one?"
-
603.
>"I do, actually!"
-
604.
>Mental note: Sex in low gravity.
-
605.
"Of course you do, you're an egghead after all." You squat down to boop her snout. "My beautiful egghead wife."
-
606.
>"Dork..." Twilight rubs her scrunching snout. "Now, please strip."
-
607.
You stand back up. "In front of you?"
-
608.
>Eyes half-lidded, Twilight nods.
-
609.
"Should I dance as well?" You give your hips a little shake.
-
610.
>"I... I prefer if you don't."
-
611.
"Your loss."
-
612.
>Eager pony eyes fixed on you, you take off your t-shirt and your socks.
-
613.
>Then you slooowly unbuckle your belt and pull your pants down.
-
614.
>Twilight bites her lower lip as she sees your underpants.
-
615.
>Power pony boxers! Rarity's face was priceless when you asked for a pair. "But darling, you're an adult! You simply can't wear something like that."
-
616.
>Hell fricking yes, you can!
-
617.
>Your thumbs slide underneath the waistband while you turn around.
-
618.
>"H-hey! I want to see!"
-
619.
"What can I say? I'm a modest man."
-
620.
>"You're no fun!"
-
621.
"Says you, striptease hater!"
-
622.
>"I don't hate..." You yank the power ponies down. "...striptease."
-
623.
"So you just hate my dancing?"
-
624.
>"No... I love it..." You feel how a hoof quickly pokes your butt.
-
625.
"Sure you do."
-
626.
>Very carefully, you step into the tub, you don't want to show your dear wife anything more lewd than your butt.
-
627.
>Safe under bubbles, you look at your pouting wife and smirk. "Perfect temperature! You really know how to treat your husband."
-
628.
"You're welcome." Twilight collects your clothes and puts them in the laundry basket.
-
629.
You sigh after a quick dip. "My aching is melting away."
-
630.
>Twilight sits next to you, her big belly presses against the side of the bathtub.
-
631.
>"You need a haircut."
-
632.
"Way to ruin the moment, Twi."
-
633.
>Twilight leans in, and she plants a kiss on your cheek. "I'm only kidding." A couple more kisses along your shoulder and a quick nuzzle.
-
634.
>"Thank you for getting me ice cream."
-
635.
"Anything for you. I'm the awesome best husband after all."
-
636.
>"Heh, you truly are. Now lean back, dear." Magic grabs you by the shoulders.
-
637.
>With a grunt, you oblige as it sinks into your skin.
-
638.
>"Too rough?"
-
639.
"Nah, I'm just stiff."
-
640.
>"Let your wife loosen you up, then." Twilight applies a bit more pressure.
-
641.
"I'll be your punching bag." You chuckle, eyes closed.
-
642.
>Twilight rolls her eyes.
-
643.
>Magic draws your muscles upward, and while gently squeezing, it rolls them towards your collarbones.
-
644.
>Every rub hurts a bit, but your brain's feel-good chemicals, along with the warmth of the bath, are giving the middle finger to the pain.
-
645.
>Rub after rub, you dive deeper into this euphoric bliss. It's making you feel mellow and so drowsy that you almost fall asleep.
-
646.
>But your wife's ear-tickling lips won't let you, they pull your mind back to the surface.
-
647.
>"Anon?"
-
648.
>Or at least they try their best. You turn to look at grinning Twilight as your brain barely registers her whisper.
-
649.
"Yes?"
-
650.
>"You might be safe from my eyes, but not from my magic~"
-
651.
>The sultry tone of her voice finally wakes you up. Or maybe it's the magic groping your balls?
-
652.
>Twilight rests her head on your shoulder. "My... Somepony is quite full and already at half-mast. Was my massage that good?"
-
653.
"I... Y-yeah it was, thanks."
-
654.
>"I'm glad to hear that. Would my little husband like a massage as well?"
-
655.
>Twilight gives you two gentle tugs, which are enough to make you throb in your full pride.
-
656.
>Unable to form an answer, you just plead with your eyes.
-
657.
>"You're way too easy to overwhelm, my dear husband. Not that I complain, heh."
-
658.
>Magic petting your frenulum forces you to shut your eyes again.
-
659.
>"Shivering?" Twilight giggles. "Let's make you squirm."
-
660.
>As the word "squirm" leaves her mouth, Twilight pulls your skin all the way back.
-
661.
>Your legs kick, and water splashes. Twilight kisses your shoulder while keeping your skin pulled back.
-
662.
>"What do we say?"
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663.
"P-please?"
-
664.
>"Please what?"
-
665.
"Please stroke me!"
-
666.
>"Good boy!" Jelly-like magic envelops your whole lower body and starts to jerk you off.
-
667.
>It kneads your thighs and butt while playing with your balls.
-
668.
>All day, you've been running around town, blood full of adrenaline and sweating testosterone.
-
669.
>Now all of that is rushing down into your dick, which throbs harder by the second.
-
670.
>Squeezing your shaft more firmly, Twilight speeds up.
-
671.
>"I can feel a big one building up. Will you treat your wife with your seed?"
-
672.
>You grunt and nod.
-
673.
>"Don't hold back then. I want all of it. All of that precious seed that impregnated me, the seed that made me this big."
-
674.
>You hear slaps from under the water as Twilight gives you a couple hard pumps before speeding up again.
-
675.
>You're running once again, this time for the finish line.
-
676.
>The line that separates you from the immense pleasure your aching body craves.
-
677.
>You better run faster then.
-
678.
"T-Twi, I'm gonna-" Back arching, you prepare to shoot your white bullets.
-
679.
>"Mmmh, not yet." She lets go of you.
-
680.
>Just like that, you trip before reaching the finish line.
-
681.
>In disbelief, you look at Twilight, who smirks at you.
-
682.
"You... You just edged me!"
-
683.
>"Indeed I did, hehe!"
-
684.
"This was not pampering! This was torture!"
-
685.
>"It was?" Twilight stands up and turns around. "In that case..." Her right hind leg takes a step aside. "You must be too scared to join me in the bedroom for more."
-
686.
>Twilight lifts her tail, and she looks back at you. "Right?" She asks while giving you a double wink.
-
687.
>Your eyes stare at her attention-begging babyfactory.
-
688.
>That heart-shaped clit of hers is pushing more of her juices out.
-
689.
>It's running down her legs... and her teats.
-
690.
"I-I'm not afraid!"
-
691.
>"Mmm, really? Wash yourself, then come show me how brave you are. No clothes allowed."
-
692.
-
693.
>Brave... You're brave, right?
-
694.
>You'd charge into machine gun fire for her and her milky boobies, your aching-edged dick of a sword raised high in the sky.
-
695.
>So yes, you're brave. And it's summer, who needs clothes anyways.
-
696.
>"You're cute when you're overwhelmed." Twilight snickers as she trots out of the bathroom.
-
697.
>Show no weakness to this wife pony! You're not that easy!
-
698.
>...
-
699.
>You are that easy. But that doesn't mean you can't try to tease her back some more.
-
700.
>So, just wash yourself in a cold shower and calm down. This is far from over.
-
701.
>One chill, dick-softening shower later, you're following the trail of marejuice and milk to the bedroom.
-
702.
>Looks like you have some mopping to do later.
-
703.
>First things first, though. You collect yourself and open the door.
-
704.
>Your eyes meet Twilight, who's lying on the bed, reading a book, while shoving spoonful after spoonful of ice cream into her mouth.
-
705.
>"So, are you going to join me, or are you going to stand in the doorway for the rest of the night?" Twilight asks as she turns a page.
-
706.
>Instead of answering, you strut towards the bed, hips swaying and your junk bouncing.
-
707.
>This is either really hot or you turned your wife into a desert.
-
708.
>...She doesn't lift her eyes from the book. Was the shower too cold-
-
709.
>Wait, she took a quick glance! Aww yiss, still unresistable!
-
710.
Radiating manly pride, you climb into the bed, stretch your limbs, and bluntly state. "We need a new bed, I think the springs are dying."
-
711.
>"Really Anon? That's the first thing you say after showing off? But that does explain the man-shaped hole on your side."
-
712.
"Hey, don't blame me! You made this hole."
-
713.
>"Hmh?"
-
714.
"A certain someone has tried to pound her husband through the bed on several occasions."
-
715.
>Tail whipping your leg, Twilight puts the book down on the nightstand.
-
716.
>"And that certain someone is dying to do that again, but at the moment she unfortunately cannot." Twilight turns around to face you.
-
717.
"Don't you trust me when it comes to that?"
-
718.
>"I do... But riding you makes me feel like a mare. A mare who takes really good care of her husband."
-
719.
"Sweet Celestia! What happened to my innocent wife?"
-
720.
>"Well, I found this alluring and funny apeman one day..." Twilight smiles.
-
721.
You rub her belly and smile back. "Nowadays you're always trying to overwhelm me with your kinky schemes, but I still remember how shy you were when we first had sex."
-
722.
>"I was a virgin, of course I was shy!"
-
723.
"Hey, I was a virgin too! And us being different species made it extra awkward! I was really insecure about my size. Stallions in my world are... Really hung, to say the least."
-
724.
>"I'm sure they are no match for you, hehe! Our first time was indeed awkward, but I loved every second of it."
-
725.
"Every five of them?"
-
726.
>Twilight chuckles. "You lasted longer than that."
-
727.
"Six?"
-
728.
>"Fifteen."
-
729.
"Ooh, double digits! But that was really precise, did you time it or something?"
-
730.
>"I-I might have."
-
731.
"I was joking."
-
732.
>...
-
733.
"Twi, are you being serious?"
-
734.
>"I... I had to take notes. I'm sorry, Anon!"
-
735.
"What? Really? Next, you're gonna tell me that you wrote Celestia about it?"
-
736.
>"I..."
-
737.
"The Princess of The Sun KNOWS we had sex?"
-
738.
>"L-Luna knows too."
-
739.
>AAAAAAAAAAA
-
740.
>"But they don't know any details! Just the fact that we had some... Adult fun!"
-
741.
"Twi, I love you from the bottom of my heart, but for fuck's sake, why!?"
-
742.
>"Language!"
-
743.
"Ah right, sorry. I knew dating a nerd had its quirks, but some stuff has to stay in private."
-
744.
>"I know, I know! I was young and foolish! And in love..."
-
745.
"Well, I'm still in love, are you?"
-
746.
>Twilight nuzzles your nose. "From the bottom of my heart. Will you forgive me?"
-
747.
"Of course I will. I can't look the princesses in the eye anymore, though."
-
748.
>"Oh, don't worry about them! They like you quite a lot."
-
749.
"Let's change the subject! Do you like your ice cream?"
-
750.
>"Oh, I do! Want a taste?"
-
751.
"Sure."
-
752.
>"Close your eyes and open your mouth then."
-
753.
"Okay?"
-
754.
>Eyes closed and mouth open, you wait for the inbound spoon holding some cold, creamy goodness.
-
755.
>"Don't pe-eek!"
-
756.
>You were right about the creamy goodness part...
-
757.
>But you got the spoon wrong. It's Twilight's tongue that is doing the delivery.
-
758.
>It swirls and smears tasty ice cream all over your dumbfounded tongue.
-
759.
>Twilight then keeps her tongue pressed against yours until the ice cream is completely melted.
-
760.
>Strong darkish chocolate and a soothing strawberry aftertaste, ponies sure know how to make ice cream.
-
761.
>The mix of cold and warm, along with the taste, is taking your mind into uncharted territories.
-
762.
>With a giggle, Twilight breaks this creamy, one-sided kiss. "How was it?"
-
763.
"Chocolate, strawberries, and purple. My three all-time favorites! But I want more."
-
764.
>Your belly-rubbing hand moves on Twilight's back, and you pull yourself closer to her.
-
765.
>Like the softest, biggest pillow ever, her belly presses against yours. Her soft fur tickles you more and more as her breathing quickens.
-
766.
"More of you." You say while running your fingers through her mane.
-
767.
>Hearts fill Twilight's eyes. She opens her mouth to say something, but you pull her into a kiss.
-
768.
>She lets out a whiny moan as your tongue slides in to look for its favorite dance partner.
-
769.
>Which it finds, dumbfounded. Looks like your wife wasn't waiting for a counterattack.
-
770.
>Still stroking her mane, you move your other hand back onto her belly, and your tongue starts attacking.
-
771.
>It pokes and licks, trying to snap its partner out of confusion, while you rub circles up and down her round belly.
-
772.
>Finally, Twilight tilts her head a bit, and your tongues intertwine to begin their dance.
-
773.
>Like always, her broader tongue is trying to take the lead, but you fight back.
-
774.
>You punch, sweep, and curl, forcing her tongue to retreat.
-
775.
>Twilight licks your teeth and then opens her mouth more wildly. With her plump lips surrounding yours, she releases her full attack.
-
776.
>Which easily overwhelms you.
-
777.
>But you'll not admit your defeat! Oh no, you're gonna fight back or suffocate trying!
-
778.
>So, it is time to use your secret weapon. The secret weapon every cat, dog, and pony loves.
-
779.
>Eh, well not that "secret" since you use it almost daily.
-
780.
>Ear scritches!
-
781.
>One more glide through her mane, and your hand moves to the base of her right ear.
-
782.
>It flicks knowing what's going to happen next.
-
783.
>Twilight moan-giggles into your mouth as you start to scratch. Using her giggles to your advantage, you lean in and take the lead.
-
784.
>You're practically eating her snoot while rubbing her belly vigorously.
-
785.
>But then your palm gets kicked.
-
786.
>You break the kiss and look panting Twilight into her eyes.
-
787.
"Heh, maybe we should stop before the kids run out of air?"
-
788.
>"A-anon."
-
789.
"Yes, T-Twi?"
-
790.
>"Hmph, goof." Hoof pokes nose.
-
791.
"Dummy." Finger pokes snout.
-
792.
>"Husband." Nose lick.
-
793.
"Wife." Snout kiss.
-
794.
>"Daddy..." Twilight whispers.
-
795.
"Mommy." You whisper back while patting her now-shivering belly.
-
796.
>"I still can't believe-"
-
797.
"That you're going to be one?"
-
798.
>"Yeah."
-
799.
"You're gonna be one magnificent mother! Just don't drown our kids in books."
-
800.
>"I have to save them from sports!"
-
801.
"Hmm, how about we let them choose?"
-
802.
>"That might work..."
-
803.
"Anyways, are you going to eat more ice cream? Or should I take the pint back to the freezer before it melts?"
-
804.
>"I'm not done with it yet. And it's not going to melt."
-
805.
"Umm, what?"
-
806.
>"Heh, I was reading a book while you were in the shower."
-
807.
>Twilight levitates the book from the nightstand. It hovers in front of your face, and you read the title.
-
808.
"The big book of ice spells... By Maneilla Ice?"
-
809.
>"She was one of the best-" Your index finger interrupts her.
-
810.
"Please, no fangirl moments."
-
811.
>Twilight quickly licks your finger. "Sorry."
-
812.
"So, you know a spell that keeps ice cream from melting?"
-
813.
>"Yep!"
-
814.
"Why do we need a fridge and a freezer then?"
-
815.
>"Sadly, it doesn't last that long."
-
816.
"I see."
-
817.
>The book flies back to the nightstand. "Heh, now I'm gonna cast one ice spell on you!"
-
818.
"You what?"
-
819.
>"Ice cream wasn't the only thing I was craving." She plants a quick peck on your lips.
-
820.
>"I was also craving my husband. So I figured I could eat some ice cream off of you!"
-
821.
"That's why you were so adamant about me getting ice cream for you?"
-
822.
>"Yep!"
-
823.
"You kinky kinky mare."
-
824.
"But isn't ice cream, you know, cold? Some anti-melt spell is not going to help with that."
-
825.
>"The book also has some ice resistance spells. You won't feel a thing!"
-
826.
>You roll onto your back. "Hit me then, babe."
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