/kinder/ Lawyer Anon [ONE-SHOT]


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                                                >You are Anonymous, Equestria's greatest lawyer.

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                                                >Your client, Amber Glow, is being charged with stealing Silver Shine's cookie during snack time.

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                                                >A very serious charge indeed.

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                                                >But nothing you can't handle.

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                                                >"The Honorable Judge Clear Sight presiding."

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                                                >"Ms. Glow, you are accused of stealing Mr. Shine's cookie during snack time. The plaintiff may present their case."

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                                                >"Thank you, Your Honor. During snacktime, while I went to the potty, Ms. Glow swipped my cookie and ate it without asking! It was my last cookie..."

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                                                "Your Honor, the prosecutor is a liar! A big fat liar!"

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                                                >The courtroom gasps.

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                                                >"Hey! I'm not a liar! you are!"

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                                                "I know you are but what am I?"

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >"I- bu- w-what?"

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                                                "Liar liar, pants on fire."

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                                                >"I- I'm not l-lying..."

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                                                >You've got him in the ropes now!

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                                                >"Mr. Shine, do you have any proof that Ms. Glow ate your last cookie?"

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                                                >"Yea! After I came back and saw my cookie was gone, I saw that Amber had cookie crumbs all over her!"

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                                                "OBJECTION!!"

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                                                >All eyes are on you now.

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                                                "Your honor, those cookie crumbs weren't from Mr. Shine's cookie! My client was ALSO eatting her OWN cookies that day! Those crumbs were from her OWN cookies, not the prosecutor's!"

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                                                >"That doesn't mean she couldn't have also eaten my cookie."

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                                                "Actually, had she also eaten your cookie, she would have undoubtably gotten a tummy-ache!"

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                                                >"I believe I've heard enough..."

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                                                >"Ms. Glow... I find you, NOT GUILTY!"

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                                                >The judge bangs her gavel as the courtroom bursts into cheers.

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >"Hurray! You did it, Mr. Anonymous!"

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                                                >Another successful trial.