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/kinder/ Lawyer Anon [ONE-SHOT]By Anonistrator
Created: 22nd October 2020 02:05:26 PM
- >You are Anonymous, Equestria's greatest lawyer.
- >Your client, Amber Glow, is being charged with stealing Silver Shine's cookie during snack time.
- >A very serious charge indeed.
- >But nothing you can't handle.
- >"The Honorable Judge Clear Sight presiding."
- >"Ms. Glow, you are accused of stealing Mr. Shine's cookie during snack time. The plaintiff may present their case."
- >"Thank you, Your Honor. During snacktime, while I went to the potty, Ms. Glow swipped my cookie and ate it without asking! It was my last cookie..."
- "Your Honor, the prosecutor is a liar! A big fat liar!"
- >The courtroom gasps.
- >"Hey! I'm not a liar! you are!"
- "I know you are but what am I?"
- >"I- bu- w-what?"
- "Liar liar, pants on fire."
- >"I- I'm not l-lying..."
- >You've got him in the ropes now!
- >"Mr. Shine, do you have any proof that Ms. Glow ate your last cookie?"
- >"Yea! After I came back and saw my cookie was gone, I saw that Amber had cookie crumbs all over her!"
- >All eyes are on you now.
- "Your honor, those cookie crumbs weren't from Mr. Shine's cookie! My client was ALSO eatting her OWN cookies that day! Those crumbs were from her OWN cookies, not the prosecutor's!"
- >"That doesn't mean she couldn't have also eaten my cookie."
- "Actually, had she also eaten your cookie, she would have undoubtably gotten a tummy-ache!"
- >"I believe I've heard enough..."
- >"Ms. Glow... I find you, NOT GUILTY!"
- >The judge bangs her gavel as the courtroom bursts into cheers.
- >"Hurray! You did it, Mr. Anonymous!"
- >Another successful trial.