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/kinder/ Lawyer Anon [ONE-SHOT]

By Anonistrator
Created: 22nd October 2020 02:05:26 PM

  1. >You are Anonymous, Equestria's greatest lawyer.
  2. >Your client, Amber Glow, is being charged with stealing Silver Shine's cookie during snack time.
  3. >A very serious charge indeed.
  4. >But nothing you can't handle.
  5. >"The Honorable Judge Clear Sight presiding."
  6. >"Ms. Glow, you are accused of stealing Mr. Shine's cookie during snack time. The plaintiff may present their case."
  7. >"Thank you, Your Honor. During snacktime, while I went to the potty, Ms. Glow swipped my cookie and ate it without asking! It was my last cookie..."
  8. "Your Honor, the prosecutor is a liar! A big fat liar!"
  9. >The courtroom gasps.
  10. >"Hey! I'm not a liar! you are!"
  11. "I know you are but what am I?"
  12. >"I- bu- w-what?"
  13. "Liar liar, pants on fire."
  14. >"I- I'm not l-lying..."
  15. >You've got him in the ropes now!
  16. >"Mr. Shine, do you have any proof that Ms. Glow ate your last cookie?"
  17. >"Yea! After I came back and saw my cookie was gone, I saw that Amber had cookie crumbs all over her!"
  18. "OBJECTION!!"
  19. >All eyes are on you now.
  20. "Your honor, those cookie crumbs weren't from Mr. Shine's cookie! My client was ALSO eatting her OWN cookies that day! Those crumbs were from her OWN cookies, not the prosecutor's!"
  21. >"That doesn't mean she couldn't have also eaten my cookie."
  22. "Actually, had she also eaten your cookie, she would have undoubtably gotten a tummy-ache!"
  23. >"I believe I've heard enough..."
  24. >"Ms. Glow... I find you, NOT GUILTY!"
  25. >The judge bangs her gavel as the courtroom bursts into cheers.
  26. >"Hurray! You did it, Mr. Anonymous!"
  27. >Another successful trial.
[/Kinder/] [Anon] [SAFE] [Comedy]

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