Bio of Crimson Lover

 

A lifetime resident of Begsitty, the neighbor to Bigcity across the bridges and tunnels, and always reps her state of New Sueter. She runs a ratty used bike dealership/pizza joint (two holes in the wall on direct opposite sides of the block) in Tartarus's Kitchen that's paid her parent's rent since the 80s. Loaded with stories both true and exaggerated, Crimson is a true local in every sense of the word. While she's always on the last straw to pack her shit and move to Florita, she knows the lore behind every storefront and sidewalk in the city and that deep down she's right where she belongs.

 

Typical of the average Sueter resident, she's boastful, passionate, and argumentative to the point of hilarity, with an accent so thick it makes Appleoozans faint. Her nickname of "Crimson Fucker" is a badge of honor, often introducing herself as such to get a quick read on ponies. With a tounge slyer than a Wall Street Griffin, she knows exactly how to muck it up with the slum lords to get what she needs, while still holding true to the code of keeping her loved ones safe and even.

 

Being a ground-dwelling pegasus, Crimson always has an earful to say about the well-off cloud ponies. She's huge fan of ground-based sports such as buckball and earthball, which is basketball played on the ground amongst earth ponies, creating a grittier, full contact game as opposed to the clean and sleek skyball thats played in the clouds. Crimson is type of pony who'll talk your ear off if youre willing to listen, but only a few truly accept her invite back to her natural habitat. The last time Green FN went: her, her parents, her sister and two brothers burned five hours of a work day arguing over proper pizza eating ettiquette. Three bikes were sold and ten pizzas were served during the discourse.

 

Likes:

-Ponies matching her intensity

-Heart-stoppingly greasy food

-Straight Vermouth

-Doing "a little fava'" for her friends

-Loitering

-Bending the rules

 

Dislikes:

-Not honoring a hoof-shake deal

-Healthy foods

-Martinis, thinks it's watering down the vermouth for pussies

-Flying sports, they're for bird boned sell-out twinks

-Ponies shying away from conversation

-Pointless beauracracy

 

Fun facts/Quotes:

-One day a collar that said "Mooch" was left at the shop, and Crimson's been wearing it ever since. It's been three years and nopony has any idea who Mooch is.

-"Yaknohw why I wear this cohlla? So I know how far up to shave!"

-Has fallen/been thrown into the Bigcity canal twice with an open cut and nothing happened

-"Yeah I got cowght on the wroong end of that one. Veranext'day tho I had'm throhwin' bohnes wit'me at Tone's house like nothin' happened"

-Even though she's a master of deals, she can't stand the bigwigs who make a lucrative career out of it.

-"Gowod on ya Greem, there's nowt many hownest pohnies like you left."