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Lewd Sleepover archive

By TheStAnon
Created: 2020-12-18 02:44:58
Expiry: Never
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  1. Beans
  2. Anon’s Lewd Sleepover (complete)
  3. https://pastebin.com/Rejz1xai
  4.  
  5. Bronon
  6. Anon helps a bro out (barely started)
  7. https://pastebin.com/1Xu0bF5v
  8.  
  9. BurnoutAnon
  10. BurnoutAnon goes to a sleepover (complete)
  11. https://pastebin.com/wwi5PhR0
  12. Burnoutanon at school - Monday (incomplete)
  13. https://pastebin.com/RZQmGUKU
  14.  
  15. Celestia_Anon
  16. Sleepover at Celestia’s (Complete)
  17. https://pastebin.com/fT1T9yNk
  18.  
  19. DeathGrippedAnon
  20. Anon’s Lewd Sleepover (complete)
  21. https://pastebin.com/0ry1kQWA
  22. Anon’s Lewd Everfree Camping Adventure (Hiatus)
  23. https://pastebin.com/fuW4D1Ca
  24.  
  25. FuckFaceMcGee
  26. Stand by Me (complete)
  27. https://pastebin.com/515d4KLQ
  28.  
  29. Insanebow_Dash
  30. Anon’s First Sleepover (incomplete)
  31. https://pastebin.com/aMeWgHBn
  32.  
  33. JungleBuffAnon
  34. Anon and Dash’s Slumber Party Issues
  35. https://pastebin.com/96SvHZhi
  36.  
  37. Octive_Green
  38. Chrysalis Lewd Sleepover (incomplete)
  39. https://pastebin.com/cUhtGguM
  40.  
  41. FiftyshadesofYellow
  42. One Guy, Seven Girls, & a Crazy Sleepover
  43. https://pastebin.com/EcJn40YK
  44.  
  45. Sappywritefag
  46. CMC Sweet and Lewd Sleepover
  47. https://pastebin.com/W6qvb70R
  48.  
  49. Pentapony
  50. The Girl Next Door
  51. https://pastebin.com/wqn9Ateq
  52.  
  53. Ponkaplatinum
  54. Carnal Slumbers
  55. https://pastebin.com/FMwSf7Mh
  56.  
  57. Pgw
  58. (not) Gay Anon (in progress)
  59. https://pastebin.com/VaGDT06c
  60.  
  61. Anonymous
  62. Childhood Friends and Pinkie Promises (complete)
  63. https://pastebin.com/D2T46BTA
  64.  
  65. Old Threads
  66. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/Lewd%20Sleepover/order/asc/#
  67.  
  68. ~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~
  69. In the Green Room
  70. ~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~
  71.  
  72. >You are about to enter a world different from our own
  73. >A world inbetween
  74. >A world where the inhabitants only wait to be summoned forth to a strange and deranged place of autism and perversion
  75. >The world you are about to enter is simply called
  76. >The Green Room
  77. >You are DeathGrippedAnon or DG for short
  78. >You wander the halls of the complex you live in with a skip in your step
  79. >In your hands is a latte and a freshly acquired stack of top shelf horror movies
  80. >You're hoping you can get control of the tv in the room you share with your roommates
  81. >As you approach the room you can feel the heavy beat of bass
  82. >But not the usual thump of Ska, Punk, or Metal that you expect from BurnoutAnon
  83. >Who always bogarts the speakers because he hates your music
  84. >This sounds vaguely like hip hop
  85. >Cautiously you open the door
  86. >The music blares
  87. > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGrB4qxCvrM&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
  88. >And you immediately have no idea what's going
  89. >You see Burnout sitting on a stool, cigarette between his lips glaring angrily ahead
  90. >Next to him is JungleBuff happily smiling as he, of all things, tattoos Burnout in what can only be described as Prison Ink
  91. >Across his knuckles is written PONK LYFE
  92. >On his right are is Do It For The Trix
  93. >In the mirror you can see another on his left is another that reads Fate's A Bitch, And Her Name Is Rainbow Dash
  94. >BA:The fuck you looking at DG
  95. >DG:I have no idea! WTF Guys?!
  96. >JB:I'm giving BA prison tats
  97. >DG:WHY!?
  98. >BA:Nigga I've been on the inside too long, I need to let all the Anon's on the outside know what I did to get here
  99. >DG:What Anons on the outside!? We're the only ones who live here, wait is that a teardrop, you never killed anyone!
  100. >BA:Ain't for killing, it's for completing my first route nigga
  101. >JB:If you want I can give you a tramp stamp next
  102. >You sigh, as time goes on it only gets weirder here
  103. >In The Green Room
  104. **********
  105. >You are DeathGrippedAnon, DG for short.
  106. >You were in a bowling room, another area of the Green Room(more like giant CIA prison).
  107. >Next to you sat Burnout, a smoker and avid anime lover. Behind you sat Jungle.
  108. >Right now you were all staring at the purple dressed FuckFace McGee licking his bowling ball before throwing it, achieving a perfect strike.
  109. >You gave an impressed face, Burnout looking not so impressed, and Jungle seemed generally confused.
  110. >FuckFace turned to you three and kissed the air like the smug prick he tried to be.
  111. "Fucking McGee" You say shaking your head "That creep can roll man".
  112. >"Yea but he's a pervert dude." Burnout adds.
  113. "Yea..."
  114. >"No, he's a sex offender with a record, he did six months in chino for exposing himself to an eight year old" Burnout clarified. "When he moved here he had to go door to door and explain he was a pederast."
  115. >"What's a pederast?" Jungled asked.
  116. >"Shut the fuck up, Jungle" Burnout replied."So, how much did she give you?" He asked you now.
  117. "20 grand man and of course I get to keep my waifu and uhh I got a beeper in case she calls."
  118. >"What if it's during a game?"
  119. "Oh I told her if it was during league time play.." you shake your head
  120. >"What's during league play?" Jungle asks.
  121. >You both ignore Jungle.
  122. >"Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit"
  123. "I uhh I, I figure..."
  124. >"What's wrong with Burnout, dude?" Jungle asks, again ignored by you and Burnout.
  125. "I figure its easy money, you know its all pretty harmless, you know he probably kidnapped himself"
  126. >"Huh?" Burnout is confused.
  127. >"What do you mean dude?" Jungle adds.
  128. "Timber did not do this. Look at it! A young cuck is enraged by a waifu stealer and decides to cook up some kidnapping story to win her back."
  129. >"That fucking cuck" Burnout interjects.
  130. "It's all goddamn fake, man! It's like Lenin said "You look for the person who will benefit" and uhh, uhh you know"
  131. >"I am the walrus?" Jungle says behind you.
  132. "You know what I'm trying to say"
  133. >You look at Burnout.
  134. >"I am the walrus" Jungle says sure of himself.
  135. >"That fucking cuck!" Burnout seemed upset.
  136. "Yea"
  137. >"I am the walrus" Jungle adds once again.
  138. >"SHUT THE FUCK UP JUNGLE, VI LENIN, VLADIMIR ULYANOV!" Burnout shouts at Jungle, enraged at his stupidity.
  139. >"What the fuck is he talking about?" Jungle is still confused.
  140. >"Exactly what happened, that makes me fucking sick-"
  141. "Well what do you care Burnout."
  142. >"Those rich fucks, this whole fucking thing, I did not watch my budDIES DIE FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK SO THAT THIS FUCKING KEK-"
  143. "There's no connection to Vietnam man."
  144. >"Well there is a literal connection-" Burnout replies.
  145. "Burnout, face it there isn't any connection, your roll"
  146. >You retort.
  147. >"Have it your way but my point is-"
  148. "You roll"
  149. >You interrupt.
  150. >"My point is-"
  151. "Your roll"
  152. >You interrupt again. Suddenly another voice comes in.
  153. >"Are you ready to be fucked man" FuckFace rolls in with a fake spanish accent.
  154. >You three turn to him.
  155. >"I see you roll your way into the semis and dios mio man! Insanebow and me, were gonna fuck you up!" He tells you smiling.
  156. "Yea well, that's just like uhh your opinion man."
  157. >"Let me tell you something pendejo." He says pointing a finger at you.
  158. >"You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lane, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click"
  159. >You all look at him unimpressed.
  160. "Jesus"
  161. >"You said it man" FuckFace points another finger at you. "Nobody fucks with da FuckFace!"
  162. >With that he leaves.
  163. **********
  164. >You are BurnoutAnon
  165. >It's good to finally get away from those idiots
  166. >You lean back in your recliner and chow down on some chicken nugger
  167. >Damn good nugger
  168. >The peasant waitress took too long to bring them to you, so you're gonna complain to whoever runs this place
  169. >Who the fuck runs this place?
  170. >Why the fuck do you live here?
  171. >Meh, free food
  172. >And as long as you ain't paying bills
  173. >These nuggers were parching your throat, though
  174. >ISSUE DETECTED
  175. >Time for a nice ol' beverage
  176. >"Waitress! I'm fuckin' thirsty!"
  177. >The fucker walks in with a menu with drinks on it
  178. >Her nametag says 'Hi! My Name Is BUTT STALLION'
  179. >That's fuckin' dumb
  180. "What would you like sir...?"
  181. >Wha-?
  182. >Like you knew what was on the menu, god what a total bitch
  183. >"I don't know either hand me the fuckin' menu or read me off the names of the drinks"
  184. >Terrible customer service
  185. >Can't wait to get on Gawker and destroy this places reputation
  186. >Wait, you live here
  187. >"Well sir we have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. pepper-"
  188. >The fuck she said?
  189. >"Spiders?"
  190. "Spiders it is then"
  191. >"No that wasn't-
  192. >THE FUCKER WAS ALREADY POURING YOU A BRIMMING GLASS OF SPIDERS
  193. >FUCK
  194. >FUCK
  195. >FUCK
  196. >You run out the door and throw up some nugger
  197. >That shit's gross, spiders?
  198. >You see JungleBuff and Deathgripped outside playing jacks in the middle of the road
  199. >Fucking idiots
  200. >Deathgripped doesn't warn JungleBuff about the oncoming street sweeper
  201. >He's swept into the void
  202. >Fucking nice call, DeathGripped
  203. >That guy had an IQ of like, 20
  204. **********

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