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Here is a compilation of small greens that I have written that I don't think are worth having their own paste, but it makes me a little sad to leave them lost in desuarchive, so here we are.
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Some are self-contained, others more conceptual, others like the beginning of a story that I never thought about continuing or finishing, either because I'm not interested or because I have no faith that anyone will read it anyway.
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You can find FiM or EQG stuff. No NSFW stories so far.
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Dazzlings in Anon's Walls (EQG)
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>they are so poor that they live within Anon's walls
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>at first it was uncomfortable and seemed like a bad idea, but they got used to it and it became actually comfy
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>anon was just too funny to bother
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>stealing Anon's food from the fridge was always funny, especially when it was food he'd spend hours making and proudly talk about out loud to himself
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>turning off the house's electricity when he was closest to winning his online videogames always got delicious screams of suffering and frustration
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>the bathroom hole was always funny, considering Anon had the daily habit of checking his nonexistent muscles in the mirror when he went to shower, hoping his expensive ebay fitness pills would yield results
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>just work out, lazy fag
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>the few times Anon left his house in his free time was when he went to try to get a girl at a local bar
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>he really put effort into dressing well and tidying up the house in case he was lucky enough to bring a girl
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>Not every night there were results, and sometimes his appearance was too depressed to bother him
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>but when he did bring one girl to the house... that's when the fun began
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>each of the girls had their role assigned
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>Aria would take apart the living room and entryway to make it look dirty and messy
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>Sonata would play in the kitchen with whatever she could find to create the most unpleasant smells that would fill the house
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>Adagio would prepare Anon's room, leaving it clean and perfect for receiving playmates
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>And of course, she wouldn't forget to decorate it with the homo sex toys she bought online using Anon's card, including dragon, horse, and wolf dildos, several chastity cells for micropenis, and a Sonic fuckable plush
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>While all of this had to be done very efficiently and quickly in a short amount of time, as soon as they saw Anon approaching with the mid girl, none of them forgot the popcorn they would savor while enjoying the show
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>they didn't even need negativity anymore after the Canterlot High event, it's just that Anon is that funny
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Princess Only (FiM)
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>“Princess Only”
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>or at least that's what the sign on the door says
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>Twilight, who is also (You), takes a deep breath before even raising her hoof to knock on the door
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>yeah, you were the one who insisted to Cadance that this argument between the two royal sisters required extreme measures
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>but you definitely didn't think your sister-in-law was going to suggest this of all things
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>a sleepover
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>yes, a sleepover
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>a potential conflict that threatens all of Equestria and the ponykind, and the solution is us polishing each other's hooves?
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>you have to admit she did a spectacular job convincing them to attend, however she did it
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>after those 2 minutes and 34 seconds of awkward silence with zero eye contact with a clearly grumpy Princess Celestia during her tea time yesterday, suggesting to her that it would be fun to stay up most of the night locked in a room with the pony she least wanted to see doesn't sound like a good idea
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>in hindsight, you shouldn't have mentioned Pinkie's new mooncake recipe either
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>Princess Luna, on the other hoof, was much more excited than usual in recent weeks, playful, even
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>but it was all too obvious that everything she did was to annoy her sister
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>it was like watching a colt who knew exactly what to break in the house in order to annoy his parents, disguised with exaggerated youthful animosity towards playing and trying new things
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>eeyup, nothing good is going to come out of this...
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>did you just say “eeyup”?
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>i think you've been visiting the Apple Farm too much lately...
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>finally, you knock timidly on the door
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>with every passing second, your mind constructs multiple possible catastrophic scenarios that you will be exposed to as soon as the door opens
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>but instead of chaos and destruction, what you see is a Cadence in a bathrobe
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>“Twilight! For a second I thought you weren't coming” she said cheerfully
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Sorry, I had to take care of some... preparations. They're already here, right?
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>“Yeah, come in,” says the pink alicorn, who proceeds to enter the room so you can pass and close the door behind you
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>as she does so, she winks at you and whispers “You're just in time if you wanted some cake”
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>you can only respond with a confused look as you enter the room, and then the answer is revealed before your eyes
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>there lay a Celestia choking on cakes of all kinds, but her gaze did not convey an expression of pleasure as she shamelessly tasted her favorite sweet...
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>her eyes conveyed annoyance
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>you didn't need much context to see that the annihilation of cakes was more linked to a mechanism to ward off her negative instincts than to the fun cake-eating competitions that Pinkie loves to organize
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>a little further away was Princess Luna, who was wearing a pink garment accompanied by a bow of the same color
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>she looked very happy, admiring herself in front of a mirror, with movements energetic enough that any living being with healthy peripheral vision could notice her liveliness
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>your hopes had been rekindled a little when you saw Cadence's normal cheerful attitude upon receiving you, but this scene crushed every grain of optimism
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>this is going to be a long night
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>you look at Cadence with concern, searching for some kind of empathy
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>she approaches you and whispers assertively “Don't worry, I have everything under control!”
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>your hopeless response, however, is interrupted by the sound of the door being knocked on
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>“Oh, he's here! Now we're complete” Cadence said excitedly, trotting happily and quickly toward the door, ignoring whatever you were going to say
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>the “princess only” sign made you hesitate... “He”?
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>but it didn't take a second for a feeling of relief to wash over your whole body...
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>having Shining Armor by your side tonight would definitely help ease your anxiety
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>he has always been very good at these kinds of social events, ever since he was very young
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>of course, your friends have helped you learn the magic of friendship, and you have met all kinds of ponies and experienced all kinds of situations
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>but while for you it's a matter of learning, for Shining it has always come naturally
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>as you listen to the door opening, you concluded that there is no one better to make this sleepover a success!
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>and then
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>you hear Cadence say the worst thing you could have hoped for...
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>words that would destroy any trace of hope you had left for this night...
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>a night that could define the fate of the Equestria we know...
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>...
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>[spoiler]"Hi Anon!"[/spoiler]
by SnowLeon
by SnowLeon
by SnowLeon
by SnowLeon
by SnowLeon