A Rump Worthy of the Gods (Part I)


                                            1.
                                            
                                                >"Arrg! This is so annoying!"

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >"What's up Twilight?"

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >"Well Rainbow, lately any time I get into conversation with ponies, or even just greet them on street, they won't look me in the face."

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >"Really?"

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >"Yeah, they just stare at my wings. I know being an alicorn is special, but you'd think that everypony would have gotten used to it by now!"

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >"Uhh, is this EVERY pony?"

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >"Hmm, now that you mention it- it does seem to happen more often with stallions. Oh no! Could it be that they feel intimidated by the fact that I'm royalty now?"

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >"I... don't think that's it Twi."

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >"What then?"

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >"Here, walk over to that waiter and ask him for some more napkins."

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >"Why?"

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >"Just do it, ok?"

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >"Alright, alright..."

                                            14.
                                            
                                                ...

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >"See, Rainbow? That colt was staring at my wings too. He barely even acknowledged me when I asked for those napkins."

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >"Um, I hate to break it to you, but he wasn't staring at your wings."

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >"What do mean? What was he looking at then?"

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >"He was staring at your rump."

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >"Wut?"

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >"Your rump, Twilight. All the stallions have been checking out your rump."

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >"Bu-but why would they do that? Does it look funny? I know I've put on some weight since I became an alicorn. Do I need to go on a-"

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >"Twilight! Have you looked in a mirror lately? You have bigger hips than Applejack and your rear is rounder than Pinkie Pie's! There are literally only three other ponies in Equestria with a better rump than yours and they're all princesses."

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >"Oh- oh my... Then- then what about the mares that stare at me?"

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >"Eh, they're probably just comparing themselves against you. Mares do get pretty jealous, ya' know? That, or they're gay."

                                            25.
                                            
                                                >"Rainbow!"

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >"What? I'm just sayin'."

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >"I don't think I can handle this. All this attention on my body..."

                                            28.
                                            
                                                >"Ahhh, welcome to my life, kid."