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Twilight and Her RIval, Anon, FUCKED at the Gala

By Patch
Created: 2026-01-27 07:55:59
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    Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 10:47:43 No.42946916
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    Anon is Twilight's rival. There was no friendship problem he just showed up, they got into a cartoon dustball fight before he got thrown out of town until his next appearance the following season.
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    >rivals since their mid-years at the school for gifted unicorns
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    >constantly tried to one up each other's projects and reports
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    >each time the 'winner' would gloat about it, leading to louder arguments that would always end in the dustball fights
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    >eventually Twilight specialized as Celestia's closest student and Anon would go off into the world to further develop his magic in real world scenarios
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    >fast forward to Ponyville (maybe mid season 2?)
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    >one day a mysterious unicorn draped head to hoof in trinkets and carrying packed saddle bags of parchment arrives claiming to be investing the stories of harmony magic coming from the town
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    >he's led to the Library where Twilight and friends are just coming back from some skirmish into the Everfree or something
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    >the two lock eyes and stare at each other in disbelief
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    "Anon?"
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    "Twlight?"
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    >the rest of the Six look between the two, waiting for either of them to start introducing themselves
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    >AJ is the first ti speak up
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    "Uh, this a friend o' yours, Twi-"
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    >she doesn't even finish the question when the two charge at each other and start brawling like they did in school
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    >"I figured out the Elements of Harmony before you did Anon! Clearly the superior unicorn wins again."
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    "I bet Pinkie Pie helped you do that, which means that claim is debunked."
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    >"Gasp!? How do you know Pinkie Pie?"
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    "How do you think idiot? She's Pinkie Pie. Let me guess, the book was under 'E'."
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    >"N-no!"
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    "Let me guess, your nose is still so deep in those spell books you can only cast 25 of them?"
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    >"Ha. Maybe a while ago when that Trixie came through town, I am now sitting at a respectable 50, so again, Ha."
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    "50 spells!? That's not bad for a brown-nosing, tome hogging unicorn. Meanwhile I am sitting at 51."
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    >"Jerk"
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    "Teacher's pet"
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    >"..Bully!"
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    "Goody four shoes!"
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    >"Shut up!"
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    "You shut up!"
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    >remainder of the episode is the girls trying to get these two to stop their fighting
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    >Rainbow and Rarity try to help Twilight learn that having a professional rival doesn't mean having an enemy
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    >AJ, Pink, and Fluttershy try to get Anon to see that just because they had a bad relationship in the past doesn't mean they haven't changed to be able to be friends now
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    >seems like they're making progress
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    >when they meet up again at the end of the day to try and makeup they get one inhale in before lunging at each other
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    >"Dear Princess Celestia," as it pans to the girls watching on in disappointment, "Today I reconnected with an old classmate. He still hits like a girl!"
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    >celestia overhearing twilight and rival!anon arguing for the fifth time today
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    >be celestia
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    >it's the grand galloping gala
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    >you sip on your tea and pretend to be interested in whatever it is that a random noble is babbling about
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    >suddenly there's a crash, the sound of glass breaking and ponies screaming
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    >twilight and anon are fighting
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    >again
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    >what would normally be a figurative horn measuring contest turned into a full-on hoof fight between the two
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    >applejack says that twilight threw the first hoof
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    >you and everypony else watch the two roll around on the floor swearing, pulling manes and name calling
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    >eventually twilight gets anon pinned to the ground while straddling him
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    >the two pant and stare at each other for a minute before furiously kissing each other and hoofing at each other's clothes
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    >you always thought the two should just fuck and get it over with, but you never expected it to happen on the floor in front of everypony during one of the biggest events of the year
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    >you said you wanted something exciting to happen, but you didn't mean this
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    >Be pink
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    >Be tall
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    >Be the loveliest one of all
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    >Yep, you must be Cadance
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    >And right now you're feeling... itchy?
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    >There's a phantom itch somewhere in your horn
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    >You can't quite tell why
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    >It's driving you crazy
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    >Is it some kind of... love sense being triggered?
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    >It feels like love, but not quite
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    >Probe at it with your magic
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    >The feeling pings in your horn
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    >It feels like...
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    >You gasp, then a giddy smile splits your features
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    >Is that Twilight?!
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    >She's found love?!
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    >Probe further
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    >Your mind's eye lets you see the red string of destiny connecting her to her love!
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    >It's a little faint, but it's there
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    >You obviously can't resist knowing who her beau is
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    >Who is the stallion that's captured Twilight's-
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    >It's Anon
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    >You shake your head
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    >It can't be
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    >You have nothing against him personally
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    >But every time you babysat Twilight, Anon would be the first thing she'd rant about
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    >You swear you could've milled wheat into flour in Twilight's mouth with how her teeth used to grind together
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    >You check again; obviously you'd made a mista-
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    >Still Anon
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    >The pulsing, itching feeling intensifies
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    >You come to a concerning conclusion after a few minutes
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    >Okay...
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    >Twilight and Anon are having sex
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    >Right now
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    >Wait, isn't the Grand Galloping Gala supposed to be happening right now?
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    >yfw you read about the aftermath in the next morning's paper
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    >yfw Shiny goes on the warpath after reading about the aftermath in the next morning's paper
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    >be Twilight Sparkle, princess of friendship, national hero, magic prodigy, etc., etc.
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    >now adding newly wed wife to list of titles
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    >the husband? None other than the last pony you'd ever thought, or wanted, to have married just a year ago
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    >Anonymous Cipher, unicorn second rate and near lifelong rival
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    >even now as you're both riding in the regal chariot with a 'Just Married' banner stuck to it (thanks, Pinkie Pie) you still don't know how it came to this
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    >even thinking about him used to make you scoff
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    >talking to him was one of the few things that could send you into a flurry
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    >but now here you are, holding his hoof and red in the face
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    >neither of you can actually look at each other, though. Not since the kiss at the altar
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    "How'd it end up like this?" you finally chime up as the villa you'll be sharing for the next few days comes into view
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    >"Well," Anonymous responds with some thought, "First we met for the first time in years in Ponyville and caught up on a few years of fights we'd missed. Then we met again at the Gala, and... you know."
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    >yep, you knew. As did everyone who was there in the main hall. And then everyone that read the next day's news
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    "Which was you fault, for the record. We wouldn't have made such a scene if you hadn't started that argument about the Elements."
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    >"You threw the first swing."
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    "You kept calling my theories baseless."
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    >"You kept throwing those backhoofed compliments at me."
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    "They were not. You did look good, probably because it was the first time I'd ever seen you without that bed man you always have."
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    >"It is not-!"
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    >by now you were both over your earlier bashfulness and were staring each other down. Very closely, in fact
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    >a few moments looking into each others' eyes and you turn away from each other again, even redder than before
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    >"Anyway," Anon continues, trying to sound unfazed, "then a few days later your brother practically kidnaps me so your babysitter can tell us some nonsense about us being in love and a few months later here we are."
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    >you snort
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    "She's the princess of love, you know. You wouldn't say Princess Celestia speaks nonsense about the sun, would you?"
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    >"--I guess."
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    >you haven't let go of each other's hoof this whole time
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    >you remember how much Cadance had been walking on egg shells when she spoke to you both
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    >if anyone knew how much you couldn't stand Anon it was her
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    >normally when she counsels new couples she's enthusiastic, beaming even
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    >not this time. In fact it was hard for her to even make eye contact with either of you
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    >unlike Shining, who had practically been glaring a hole through Anon the whole time
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    >"-and you'll want to, uh, be open with one another and willing to lean on each other when you need to. Right, Shining?" she said with a nervous laugh
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    >he nodded, at least. Slowly, and without taking his eyes off Anon. You swear you saw him getting ready to charge the guy a few times
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    >Anon was trying to look like his usual listless self but he couldn't hide the bullets he was sweating
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    >"Right. Umm..." she was desperately trying to find a way to get through this tangle of a situation "Oh! And with that I think we can move to the one on one part of the counseling!"
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    >"The what?" You and Shining say in unison
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    >Cadance elbowed Shining with a strained smile
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    >"*oof* I mean- Right, the one on one! You and Twilight take as much time as you need, me and Anonymous here-"
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    >"ACTUALLY," Cadance interrupted, putting herself between Shining and Anon, who was now hiding behind his chair, "I think it's best you and Twilight talk things over in the other room while I help Anonymous."
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    >you and Shining gave each other an unsure look, but relented since it's not like either of you could bring up any real objection to it. Plus she was already pushing you both out the door
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    >"Just be honest about how you feel, Twilight. I'm sure the answer's somewhere deep in your heart."
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    >the last thing you see in the room before the door closes is Anon trying to sneak out of a window and being dragged back to the middle of the room by Cadance's magic
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    >once it was just the two of you it became even more evident how awkward this whole thing was. How do you even approach something like this with your brother?
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    >"Sssoooo," Shining strained to get any well articulated question out. "Was it just, you know, because he's the one you've known the longest?"
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    "No. It was more like, like..."
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    >the memory of Anon looking up at you with those dumb, deep green eyes
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    >wearing that ridiculous gold trimmed cloak that perfectly went with his shade of green
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    >no doubt getting ready to counter your expertly researched points with his own
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    >feeling his chest against yours...
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    >you threw your hooves over your head in frustration
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    "Like I hate how he makes me feel!"
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    >"Feels like even breathing gets harder to do when you think about him?" Shining asked after you've had time to let your outburst settle
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    "Mhm. But now in a way where I can't even just brush it off like I used to. Once I start thinking about him I can't stop until something else snaps me out of it."
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    >Shining puts a hoof on your shoulder "Yeah, that sounds like love at least. But you don't LOVE him love him, right?"
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    "No!.. Maybe? Right now I just want to clobber him for doing this to me."
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    >he scratched the back of his head trying to figure out how to comfort you. It's not like he ever wanted to 'clobber' Cadance
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    >"You sure you want to even try this with him? I can probably throw him in boot camp for a while if you want."
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    >you sigh
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    "No, I'll at least TRY to make this work. If Cadance says it's love," you're never had such a hard time saying that word, "then there has to be something between us. What's the worst that can happen? We can stand being in the same room with each other?"
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    >Shining pats your back and gives you a feint, but supporting smile. He knows he can trust you to figure this out
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    "You still haven't told me what you and Cadance talked about that day, you know."
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    >the carriage had stopped in front of the villa and the maids and butlers had come out to help you both with the luggage you had brought along
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    >"Well that's because I don't want to talk about it."
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    "Not even with your wife?"
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    >it takes a lot of effort to not stumble over your words saying that out loud. Anon was clearly blindsided by that since he now looked like someone had knocked the wind out of him
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    >"Okay, fine. Just don't tell her I told you this, alright?"
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    >what?
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    "What?"
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    >"She's like a professional interrogator! She asked me if I'd cast some spell or blackmailed you since she didn't get how someone she knows you hate had gotten you to do something so 'un-lady like'. Maybe with a bit more colorful language, and with me unable to move. I was afraid I was going to be waterboarded or thrown in a dungeon."
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    "Oh! Really? And you told her you didn't, right? That was on both of us."
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    >"Of course. I told her the truth; It was just another one of our arguments like we'd always had, and by the end of it seeing you there in the light of the hall, wearing the proof you are as good at what you do as you say you are, it made me realize that you're-"
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    >he needs some help finishing that sentence
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    "'Just right for me'?"
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    >"I'm pretty sure I said perfect."
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    >is that a smile forming on your face?
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    >does it look as nervous as the one forming on his face?
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    >you should get inside before you start really spilling the proverbial spaghetti

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