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The New Ape on the Block

By JayArr
Created: 2026-06-24 08:24:12
Updated: 2026-06-24 08:59:23
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  1. 1.
    >"Bonnieeeeee~ ♪"
  2. 2.
    >Ugh... not this again.
  3. 3.
    "No, Lyra."
  4. 4.
    >"Booooonieeeeee~ ♫"
  5. 5.
    "No. Lyra." I cannot believe she's doing this right now, not this early in the morning.
  6. 6.
    >"Bonny~! BonBon~!" She's rolling around on the floor... please, I already told you enough times.
  7. 7.
    "NO Lyra. No." I'm just going to eat my breakfast in peace and-
  8. 8.
    >"But Bonniee~! He said you're really pretty! He really likes you!"
  9. 9.
    >Ugh.
  10. 10.
    >"Lyra, I am NOT doing this right now. I just want to drink my tea and eat my poppy bagel in peace! Why don't YOU go off and hang out with him for a while?"
  11. 11.
    >My mint green monster stops rolling for a minute, but I know that look. She's not going to let this go.
  12. 12.
    >...well, maybe. She seems to have calmed down a little. Maybe she's actually going to-
  13. 13.
    >"Bonny and Nonny, snugglin' in a bed~ He breathes in deep then she sits on his--"
  14. 14.
    "LYRA HEARTSTRINGS!"
  15. 15.
    >"Ooh. Full name. Ooookay, Bonnie. Sorry..." She pouts. "...but I just think if you just gave him a chance, you two could really hit it off!"
  16. 16.
    "Lyra, he's not even a pony. He's a... big... tall... ape thing. How are you even attracted to that?"
  17. 17.
    >"Oh Bonnie... tsk tsk... my poor, naive little Bonnie Bon." Oh she is pushing my buttons today...
  18. 18.
    >"Once you've gone man, you'll be his biggest fan! Trust me, humans are AMAZING!" She springs up from the floor with that usual boundless pizazz. "And he even said your pictures were really cute! He likes you already!"
  19. 19.
    "Lyra... I like you, too. Don't you think this whole 'human' business gets in between... well, us? As friends?"
  20. 20.
    >She rolls her eyes. "I can't expect you to know how incredible humans are if you won't even talk to one. Let me sum it up for you with one word; FINGERS!"
  21. 21.
    "Ew. You are never ever going to sell me on those wormy looking things. Griffons have fingers and I don't see you going crazy over them."
  22. 22.
    >"Bonnie, griffons have talons. Those are sharp and pointy. Humans have soft, tender little fingers. They are a world apart, trust me."
  23. 23.
    >Ever since that green ape tumbled out from Celestia-knows-where, it's all my Best Friend™ Lyra seems to talk about. She's been glued to his side like a puppy, just trying to absorb every little story and factoid she possibly can about him. Honestly, I'm surprised he doesn't find it creepy.
  24. 24.
    >A sip of tea calms my nerves a little... sheesh, will she ever give it a rest? I'll have to appease her somehow... it's the only way and I know it.
  25. 25.
    "Lyra."
  26. 26.
    >"Yyyyyes?" She seems so excited... ugh.
  27. 27.
    "If I go and just talk to this Anon, will you PLEASE stop talking about humans 24/7?"
  28. 28.
    >"O-OH! YES YES! I'll shut-up, I promise! But you have to spend some actual time with him! Get to know him a little. Maaaaybe... even in be-"
  29. 29.
    "ECH! Stop that!" I bap her on the nose with the newspaper. Good gosh, this mare is in heat all times of the year. Don't get me wrong, that isn't a bad thing, but a break once in a while would be nice.
  30. 30.
    >She scrunches up with a grin. "So you'll go and hang out with him?! I'll clean the house, do the dishes, everything! You just get on out there and go make friends with the only human in Equestria!"
  31. 31.
    >...wait, what?
  32. 32.
    "Only human in Equestria? Really?"
  33. 33.
    >"Well, yeah! He's here all on his own. I mean, you haven't seen any other ones around, have you?"
  34. 34.
    "Well, no, but I just thought they might come from the southern jungles or... you know, somewhere far far away, maybe? Are you sure he's... all alone?"
  35. 35.
    >"Not with me around! And now, not with you! We'll be his friends!"
  36. 36.
    >Huh. That makes me rethink this whole business a bit. Is he really all alone in Equestria? No other apes of his kind to eat bananas with? Nopony to climb trees with? Nopony to hold hooves? Nopony?
  37. 37.
    "...please actually do the chores this time. I'll... go see him for a minute. Where is he usually at?"
  38. 38.
    >She's practically bouncing off the walls now. "This way! Follow me! I'll show you!"
  39. 39.
    >Aaaaand just like that, she's out the door already. Those chores are certainly going to be waiting for me by the time I get back. Ugh... Lyra, you're such a goofball.
  40. 40.
     
  41. 41.
    ...
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  43. 43.
    >It doesn't take long to find that bouncing green and white tail of hers as she pinpoints his location like a bloodhound.
  44. 44.
    >Anon is sitting over at a table in the cafe... drinking tea and eating a bagel. Huh, good taste.
  45. 45.
    >"Nonny~! Anon Anon Anon!" Lyra zooms over to him, leaning up against the cafe's fence. "I finally got her to come! Look! It's my best friend, Bonbon!"
  46. 46.
    >With a relatable, tired expression drooping off his face, he slowly looks up at Lyra and sips his tea. "Oh?"
  47. 47.
    "Uh. Hi. Anon, was it?" I offer a hoof and he sets his tea down to extend a hand.
  48. 48.
    >Huh. Well, it doesn't look as weird as I thought it would. It reminds me of a rat's hand, in a way, but more refined. I wonder if all apes have digits like this? It's warm and surprisingly snug around my hoof. I guess you'd need it to be for climbing trees.
  49. 49.
    >"Pleased to meet you... Bonbon, right?" He yawns. Guess he's as tired as I am.
  50. 50.
    >Meanwhile, Lyra is practically vibrating in place as she bites her tongue. Gah, you are soooo hyper.
  51. 51.
    "Lyra REALLY wanted me to meet you today, so I thought I'd come and say hello."
  52. 52.
    >"Hey, that's great. You two hungry at all? I just ordered breakfast." His bagel has a single, toothy bite missing. It's cute, in a way... he has such a small mouth.
  53. 53.
    >"YES! Let's eat!" Lyra hops over the fence and sits down at the table. It has three seats... might as well, since my breakfast back home is going cold.
  54. 54.
    "Um. Sure, if you don't mind." I use the gate like a NORMAL pony.
  55. 55.
    >It takes a few minutes for the server to reach our table, but the more I hear about Anon, the more I'm starting to understand why Lyra thinks he's so interesting. It sounds like some sort of magic whisked him away to our world and he's been stuck here ever since, all by himself. I guess he doesn't go around climbing trees or pounding his chest like regular apes do... his kind is like the ponies of his world. They're disturbingly similar to us, actually, down to his good manners and conversational ability. He does like bananas, at least, so there's something he has in common with apes.
  56. 56.
    >"Sooo... I was thinking, Anon..." Lyra... what are you planning?
  57. 57.
    >"Yeah?" He sips his tea slowly. "What were you thinking, Lyra?"
  58. 58.
    >"I was juuuuust thinking... maybe you and Bonnie could hang out for a while. Get to know each other a little better without little ol' me getting in the way~"
  59. 59.
    "Lyra, you're not getting in the way of anything."
  60. 60.
    >"Yeah, you're okay, Lyra. You're like my best friend, you don't have to go anywhere."
  61. 61.
    >She's MY best friend... but I guess she can be your friend, too. I'm not jealous.
  62. 62.
    >"Oooooh no no, I've got some chores to do back at the house, remember Bonnie?"
  63. 63.
    "I totally thought you were just going to-"
  64. 64.
    >"Buh-bye~♪ ♫!"
  65. 65.
    >And there she goes. That pony just never stops bouncing! I guess that's what I love about her, though. Ah well...
  66. 66.
    >Now I realize it's just me and Anon. He's waving at the dust cloud that used to be my minty unicorn friend. Guess he can't keep up with her, either. Heh.
  67. 67.
    >"Ah, Lyra. She's the nicest pony I've ever met." He muses. "Don't worry, I've got her share of the bill."
  68. 68.
    "Oh, stop. You don't have to cover for her. She's my best friend and you're a boy. I'll pay her share."
  69. 69.
    >"You sure? I've got Bits... don't want to put you in a bind."
  70. 70.
    >How thoughtful. Huh, he really is a nice guy.
  71. 71.
    "It's okay, I've got plenty of Bits for the both of us. You... work around here?"
  72. 72.
    >"Sure do. I can't kick the trees like Applejack does, but I'm tall enough to pick most of the stubborn apples that her kicks don't coax down. She pays me for that and tending around the farm. Honestly... it's a nice gig." He sighs. "I used to be a plant worker."
  73. 73.
    "Sounds... interesting. What kind of plants did you tend to?"
  74. 74.
    >He pauses, then let's out a laugh. "No no, not like... plants, no, I used to work at a factory. I was a line op for a place that made trash bags."
  75. 75.
    "Trash... bags? Like... bags. Just for trash?" What in Equestria? Really? That's a job?
  76. 76.
    >"Yeah. I know you ponies just use bins and such, but... okay, imagine a bin, but it has a stretchy lining that you can cinch up, tie off, and pull out of the bin. Keeps the bin clean, right?"
  77. 77.
    "But what do you do with the bag?"
  78. 78.
    >"Toss it, goes into a landfill. It's like a big mountain of trash." He sips on his tea. "God I hated that job."
  79. 79.
    >I can't help but laugh. I'm starting to see the appeal of this Anon boy.
  80. 80.
    "Glad you don't have to go make trash bags anymore, then."
  81. 81.
    >"No fooling. It's really nice here in Ponyville. So clean and... just fresh, new. I hear you guys actually have to deal with magical monsters and stuff, though."
  82. 82.
    "Oh, don't trust Lyra on that. She's probably exaggerating a LOT." I loooove this cafe's bagels. One last bite and it really hits the spot.
  83. 83.
    >"She's been a real sweetheart, Lyra. A little crazy, but I like that."
  84. 84.
    "Me too. She's the little slice of chaos that makes life so interesting for me. I don't know what I'd do without her, you know?"
  85. 85.
    >"Definitely." He sips the last bit of his tea and leans up. H-holy... he's massive. I guess he was hunched over this whole time.
  86. 86.
    "...so, does AJ have you working the farm today?" I ask.
  87. 87.
    >"Nope, we picked the southern field yesterday and she gave me a break until Monday. Now... I've got... literally nothing to do today." He sighs. "I might go and try to find one of those monsters Lyra was talking about, that sounds fun."
  88. 88.
    "Gosh, don't go looking for trouble like that!" He's really naive, good gravy. I need to protect this colt from himself. "You should come back to our house for a while. I have some projector reels we could watch. You like horror?"
  89. 89.
    >"Movies? For real? Thank god." He stands up. Is he even going to fit in the front door?! He's a mountain!
  90. 90.
    "Y-yeah. Lots of oldies. Here, I've got breakfast..."
  91. 91.
    >As I try to set down a bag of Bits, he reaches out and touches my hoof with his big green hand. He's quite gentle, really, for being such a lumbering giant of a creature.
  92. 92.
    >"Like I said... my treat." He has such a tender smile. Who would have thought an ape could be so... ponylike?
  93. 93.
    "Okay... if you insist."
  94. 94.
    >He gets a weird look on his face. "Oh. Uh, sorry. Didn't mean to.. uh.."
  95. 95.
    >I'm blushing aren't I. I bet I am. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, ANON, I BLUSH EASILY.
  96. 96.
    "Please, spare me big guy. It's just the sun. And the tea. Now... let's get trottin'."
  97. 97.
    >"Lead the way, Bon...nie?" He says it almost as a question. No no, that's Lyra's nickname for me.
  98. 98.
    "It's Bonbon. I like your suit, by the way."
  99. 99.
    >"Thanks. It's one of the few things I got to keep on my way here from my world."
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  101. 101.
    >The walk back home isn't too eventful. We walk side-by-side, his lumbering frame dwarfing mine. I feel like such a little pony next to him, like a filly next to her dad or something. He's well-spoken, sincere, and even a bit philosophical. I wonder if all humans are like this one... or is he like us ponies? Unique in his special way? I've not asked to see his cutie mark or anything yet, assuming he has one, but he does seem distinct.
  102. 102.
    >I guess like any creature, really. He's his own colt.
  103. 103.
    >I see Lyra in the window, walking around with an apron on. She's actually cleaning the place for once. That's nice... is she going to stop as soon as I open the do-
  104. 104.
    >"Welcome baaaaaack~ ♪" She opens the door for us before my hoof even catches the knob. She's so fast... never going to get used to that. I hope I don't, at least.
  105. 105.
    "Hey Lyra. I invited Anon back to the house since he was talking about stirring up trouble in the woods. Do we still have 'The Swampmonster from Sakkatuah' on the projector?"
  106. 106.
    >"OOOHH!!! YES WE DO! Let's watch it together! I'll make popcorn!" Lyra bounces into the kitchen with her cleaning apron on. Seconds later, the popping starts.
  107. 107.
    >"Really cozy place you two have here." Anon takes his shoes off before he steps inside. How thoughtful! I'm starting to like this guy more and more.
  108. 108.
    "Thank you, Anon. I know it might be a little small for you, but feel free to find a seat and we'll watch some reels together."
  109. 109.
    >"Reels... that's so classic. Sure, is it okay if I pop a squat on the couch?" He leans over to get through the door... his head is inches below the ceiling. Wow he's a big guy.
  110. 110.
    "Please do. I'll make sure Lyra doesn't start any fires."
  111. 111.
    >As I round the corner into the kitchen, she's absolutely glowing. Her eyes even have little sparkling stars in them. The popcorn pops away, quickly filling the pot.
  112. 112.
    >"Are you two going out already!?! Oh my GOOOSH! I knew you'd hit it off!" She's flying off the deep end.
  113. 113.
    "Lyra! SHHHH! Keep your voice down. And NO. What are you thinking?!"
  114. 114.
    >"Thaaaat you're a good pair! Just like me and Anon are a good couple!"
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    "...don't say it like that, please."
  116. 116.
    >"Go on! Ask him to scratch behind your ears! You will absolutely be in heaven!" Lyra dumps a fresh batch of popcorn into our serving bowl before running to the fridge for some butter.
  117. 117.
    "...I don't think so. That's weird, Lyra! You're being weird! Don't weird him out!"
  118. 118.
    >"It's not weird! He loves petting ponies!" Lyra sizzles some butter in the popcorn pot before drizzling it over the bowl. As fast as she's going, she's not missing a beat.
  119. 119.
    "Even so, just... tone it down a little, okay?"
  120. 120.
    >"Ooookay, Bonnie." She shakes the popcorn bowl with her golden field of magic, making sure the butter gets on everything, just the way we like it. I sprinkle in some salt to add the chef's kiss.
  121. 121.
    >"But seriously... ear scritchies. Just ask, he'll do it like it's nothing! Trust me, it's wonderful."
  122. 122.
    "Lyra."
  123. 123.
    >"Okay okay! Seriously though."
  124. 124.
    >Ugh, this pony sometimes... I guess if my head itches, I might ask. It's easier than trying to scratch it myself. I hope he's not listening to all of this.
  125. 125.
    >Rounding up some bowls and napkins, I follow Lyra into the living room and set things down on the coffee table.
  126. 126.
    >"That smells great. Thanks, guys!" Anon leans up and grabs one of the bowls and a napkin. "So you actually have like... a reel to reel projector?"
  127. 127.
    >"Sure do!" Lyra manages to grasp the cart from the corner of the room and bring it into place. He's eyeballing it curiously. I'll bet he doesn't have anything as sophisticated as this back home.
  128. 128.
    >"Wow, now that's nostalgic. I can't wait to see it in action."
  129. 129.
    "Nostalgic? This thing's brand new, big guy. It's a Port-O-Jector 1400. Lyra got it for me for Hearthswarming."
  130. 130.
    >"Right, that's what ponies call Christmas. Very cool. I like curvy shell on the thing, very retro." He relaxes into the couch cushions with the bowl on his lap... maybe I should have gotten him a bigger one.
  131. 131.
    "If by 'retro' you mean high-tech, it sure is." I don't catch the meaning of all his lingo, but he just chuckles.
  132. 132.
    >Lyra expertly loads up the reel and feeds it into the machine. I don't know why, but Anon is grinning. I try to sit in my usual spot, but Lyra slides over... so that the only spot left is right in the middle next to Anon. She gives me a mischievous wink... darn it, Lyra.
  133. 133.
    >"Get your popcorn and I'll get it started!" Lyra snuggles up into the cushions, trying to sit just like Anon is instead of like a sane, normal pony. Such a goof.
  134. 134.
    "Okay okay, get it playing."
  135. 135.
    >Sitting down next to our new friend makes me realize... he actually smells pretty good for an ape. Is that cologne?
  136. 136.
    >As the projector whirs to life, Lyra draws the curtains and turns out the lights. It's officially a weekend matinee showing of the Swampmonster.
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  138. 138.
    >About 20 minutes into the film as the protagonists are getting ready to head to the eponymous swamp, Lyra gives me a nudge.
  139. 139.
    >Turning to glance at her, she's pointing up at her ears. All I can do is shake my head, but she does it more vigorously.
  140. 140.
    >No, I am not about to make this weird for Anon. Despite her insistence. And despite the fact every time I look away from her, even with my patented 'frown of disapproval' and her reminder-nudges every 2 minutes...
  141. 141.
    >FINE, if this will let me get back to the movie.
  142. 142.
    >With a sigh, I lean over to Anon.
  143. 143.
    "Hey... big guy. How's the movie so far?"
  144. 144.
    >He whispers back. "This is awesome. Black and white, old film projector... doesn't get much better than this."
  145. 145.
    >Old? C'mon, I just told you it's brand new! And what does he mean 'black-and-white'? This is just how movies look.
  146. 146.
    "LYRA keeps bugging me to ask you... um... something."
  147. 147.
    >"Yeah? What's up?" He whispers back again. The protagonists are taking the wagon out to the bayou, trying to follow an old map.
  148. 148.
    "...do you want to scratch my ears?" I cringe a little as I ask.
  149. 149.
    >"Oh my god, yes, you have no idea." He reaches up with his clean, non-buttery digits an-
  150. 150.
    >Oh. OH.
  151. 151.
    >OOOOHHH~!
  152. 152.
    >Wow. Okay, this is actually REALLY good.
  153. 153.
    >His claws are really soft, somehow, as he scratches the nook of my ear. My eyes... I can't help but close them and focus on this incredible sensation. I didn't even know this was "a spot"!
  154. 154.
    >"You... okay, Bon?" He whispers.
  155. 155.
    >Huh? Why'd you stop?
  156. 156.
    "Y-yeah, I'm fine. Why do you ask?"
  157. 157.
    >"You were drooling a little. Bet that felt good, huh?"
  158. 158.
    >I was... oh sweet Celestia.
  159. 159.
    "I am SO sorry... your coat, let me get a clean napk-"
  160. 160.
    >"Hey, don't worry about it. It's adorable."
  161. 161.
    >And just like that, he starts again. This is too good... I can't... even think.
  162. 162.
    >But I can feel a hot breath against my shoulder.
  163. 163.
    >"Toooold you~" Lyra whispers in my ear. I swat at her playfully. I swear...
  164. 164.
    >But she's right. His touch is orgasmic! How does he do it? Is this some sort of magic? His fingers are soft... and the way he rubs my ear between his thumb and the others, it's making my leg twitch. I can't even focus on the movie anymore, I just want more of this.
  165. 165.
    >But then he stops! You don't have to stop, Anon...
  166. 166.
    >"I'm glad you ponies like that so much. It makes me really happy to know I can do something so simple for you little mares." He smiles warmly. "I'll scratch your ears any time you like."
  167. 167.
    "Really?"
  168. 168.
    >"Of course." He crunches on some more popcorn as he withdraws his hand...
  169. 169.
    >Easy enough. I just grab it back and put it on my head.
  170. 170.
    >And the scritches continue... screw the movie, this is all I need right now. This and popcorn.
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  172. 172.
    >I didn't even catch when the credits rolled, but the curtains are open as light floods into the room again. I snap back to reality as Anon stands up, collecting our bowls.
  173. 173.
    >"That was actually a really fun one, did not see that ending coming. Thanks for the show, guys. I'll take care of the dishes." He starts walking off to the kitchen. So polite and considerate. I like Anon, he's a good... ape. Thing. Human.
  174. 174.
    "Y-you're welcome, Anon." Bonnie, stop stuttering... he's going to think you're weird. Why am I all shaky?
  175. 175.
    >As Anon rounds the corner, Lyra's impish smile grows.
  176. 176.
    >"Magic fingers, huh?" She muses.
  177. 177.
    "...yes, actually."
  178. 178.
    >"See? He's pretty awesome, isn't he?"
  179. 179.
    "I hate to admit it, Lyra, but... he is. His touch is so gentle. And he's a total sweetie for being a giant."
  180. 180.
    >"Mmmmhmm~! And he likes petting! It's not weird at all to him." She hops up from the couch and stretches, her tail twitching. "Humans are a-maaaaazing~ ♪ ♫"
  181. 181.
    >As I hop up, I make a startling realization. I'm quick to try and hide it, but... not fast enough. Lyra sees exactly what I was trying to clean up from the couch.
  182. 182.
    >"Oooh ho ho~! You too, huh?" She grabs me by the withers, leaning up over my head. She gawks at the wet spot I left on my seat... how embarrassing.
  183. 183.
    "...I don't know what happened. I didn't-"
  184. 184.
    >"Anon happened, Bonnie~." She rests her head on mine. "So... you wanna see him naked as much as I do?"
  185. 185.
    "LYRA!"
  186. 186.
    >"Whaaaat, you're not curious what's under that suit? Judging by this big ol' couch-spot I'd say you are!"
  187. 187.
    >I can't believe this... I'm not even that turned on! Maybe a little bit, but... this?! What is going on with my body? This is so stupid. Why did it do that?
  188. 188.
    "We literally just met. You cannot seriously be thinking about asking him to strip for us. That's VERY weird."
  189. 189.
    >"No it's not, Bonbon."
  190. 190.
    "It IS when all you're curious about is what his junk looks like."
  191. 191.
    >She giggles. "That's just a perk!"
  192. 192.
    "You're being very weird right now, Lyra. Stop it."
  193. 193.
    >"I bet he would if we asked! He likes ponies, Bonnie, he won't think it's weird."
  194. 194.
    "I don't want him to think we're a couple of sex pests! We just had breakfast and watched a movie together. It takes waaaaay more than that to court a stallion to... you know."
  195. 195.
    >"I know whaaat?" She coyly taps her chin.
  196. 196.
    "...no, Lyra. Just... no. Not right now."
  197. 197.
    >"You're telling me nooo but your butt is telling me 'yes yes yes pleeeeease'~"
  198. 198.
    "I can't control that! Now behave! Don't make me get the paper."
  199. 199.
    >"I'm gonna ask him!" Lyra starts to bounce towards the kitchen. Sweet Celestia, no no no! Don't ruin this!
  200. 200.
    >As I tackle her in the hallway, Anon is standing there, staring at us piled on top of each other on the floor.
  201. 201.
    >"Ask me what?"
  202. 202.
    >"Anon, will you please get na-"
  203. 203.
    "IT'S NOTHING!" I cover her mouth before she scares him off.
  204. 204.
    >"...wait, is this about getting naked in front of you guys?" He rubs his chin.
  205. 205.
    >WHAT?!
  206. 206.
    "B-bu... b..." I try to speak but nothing's coming out. I'm sputtering. How did he...? Was he listening?
  207. 207.
    >"Lyra asked me the other day but I had work, so I had to decline."
  208. 208.
    >Lyra... you didn't. You DID NOT.
  209. 209.
    >She just looks back at me while biting her lip. I know she's crazy, and even crazier about humans, but... to actually just pop that on a colt out of the blue. What were you thinking?!
  210. 210.
    >"It's just you two living here, right?" He starts to undo his shirt. "I almost thought it was rude to be the only creature walking around with clothes on. I mean, if you two are fine with it-"
  211. 211.
    >"YES! We'd looooooove to see!" Lyra can't contain herself at all. Tartarus and fire, is he really that easy?
  212. 212.
    "Uhm... yeah, it's just us. You REALLY don't have to-"
  213. 213.
    >With a shrug, he pops off his top. Yep. All green, as expected. His chest is surprisingly normal, like a much broader pony when standing up. I can sort of see how his body goes together now and it makes way more sense than what I had imagined. While Lyra's grinning ear to ear and shaking her tail like an excited puppy, I'm just observing.
  214. 214.
    >There's nothing sexual about this. Just a colt, undressing. I've seen this a million times. Nothing weird.
  215. 215.
    >It feels weird, but it's not. He's happy to do it, so why stop him?
  216. 216.
    >Then, he undoes his pants. There's more clothes underneath. No cutie marks that I can see, so I guess he's not totally ponylike.
  217. 217.
    >With one last set of clothes over his waist, he slips out of those and tosses them with a little flick of his foot. What came out is downright surprising. Is he aroused? That thing is massive! I can hear my pulse in my ears... get a hold of yourself! It's just a naked boy! Why do I feel so hot all over?!
  218. 218.
    >"So... what's the verdict?" He stands in front of us, legs spread out for balance. He's got his hands on his hips, unashamed and presenting his green body with pride.
  219. 219.
    "Penis."
  220. 220.
    >...wait. THAT'S NOT WHAT I-
  221. 221.
    >There's a pause, but then Lyra starts rolling with laughter. My face feels like it's burning... I didn't mean to say that! I was going to say peachy! PEACHY!
  222. 222.
    >Anon chuckles. "Yes ma'am, it suure is. Pretty sweet, huh?"
  223. 223.
    >"Is it?!" Lyra zooms up. Her curiosity barely masks how much of a horndog she is.
  224. 224.
    >She kisses it. SHE KISSED IT! I can't believe how she's acting right now. All Anon does is laugh... and stand there, proudly. Are human colts just... like this?
  225. 225.
    >"...more salty. That's sooo much better than sweet!" Lyra bounces in place.
  226. 226.
    >"Yep, salty is right. You want a taste too, Bonbon?"
  227. 227.
    >I'm just frozen in place. My heart is pounding so loudly. I cannot believe this colt. Would he just do this for any mare that asked? How... lewd!
  228. 228.
    >"Do it, Bonnie! It's really good!" Lyra, always encouraging this sort of thing... ah, what the heck. He asked if I wanted to.
  229. 229.
    >With a peck, I just get a little taste. Sure enough...
  230. 230.
    "Huh. It actually is salty."
  231. 231.
    >"Ponies... like salt, right?" He asks.
  232. 232.
    >"Do we ever~! What a nice cock!" Lyra kisses it again. And again.
  233. 233.
    >...and now, it's even bigger. I am in awe. What's stranger still is that it's... perfectly sized for a pony. Considering how big of a creature he is, it's strangely right for a mare.
  234. 234.
    "It's... really nice. Yeah, what she said."
  235. 235.
    >Anon reaches down and scritches behind my ears again. Ooooh... what exactly is a human? It's like he was built to please mares.
  236. 236.
    >"...you know, if you two are interested-"
  237. 237.
    >"YES! YES! YES!" Lyra answers before he finishes. Is he propositioning us?! BOTH OF US?!
  238. 238.
    >"How about you, Bonnie? Want to learn more in the bedroom?"
  239. 239.
    >Sweet Celestia, he actually is. What a slut.
  240. 240.
    "...y-y-y-yes." I can't help but stammer. This is so sudden, but if he's just going to offer free sex, I'd be a plumb fool to turn it down. It's not like there's a line of colts out the door.
  241. 241.
    >"Lead the way, girls." He stands proud, almost boastful, leaning that hard, throbbing green cock our way. Lyra practically races up the stairs, but my knees are so shaky I can barely move.
  242. 242.
    >"Here..." Anon gracefully leans down and picks me up with ease. Such raw power... he lifts me like I don't weigh a thing. I know my face is beet red and I'm so flustered I can barely make eye-contact, but nevertheless he smiles. This is strange... it's like the colt is in charge. I don't mind it.
  243. 243.
    >We leave his pile of clothes behind in the kitchen as he carries me up the stairs. His thumb strokes the fur on my cheek... even though he's a bit of a whore, he's so loving and gentle. This is exactly how all colts should be, just like this; easy to bed and tender to love.
  244. 244.
     
  245. 245.
    >He doesn't have any trouble finding the bedroom. It's the one with the unicorn mare bouncing up and down on the bed, messing up the sheets.
  246. 246.
    >"Awww~! He carried you!" Lyra stops bouncing just to embarrass me some more. "I knew you two would make a great couple~!"
  247. 247.
    "H-hey... we both asked him, you know. It's not just me."
  248. 248.
    >"Honestly, I'm surprised you ponies are so willing to play around like this. It's really nice." He sets me down on the bed, then sits on the edge of it himself. "So... what were you two wanting to try?"
  249. 249.
    >"I CALL PENIS!" Lyra cuts me off as I try to stammer something out. Before I can even register the question fully, she's nuzzled up between his knees, tail wagging furiously against the floor. He just pets her on the head, then looks over at me.
  250. 250.
    >"Well... my face is open. Your call, Bon." He lays back on the bed, stretching from the head to the foot. This is a Royal sized bed and he's just as big... he must be at least 6 foot tall. That's downright crazy.
  251. 251.
    "H-wha?" I blink as I realize what he's saying. "Y-your face?"
  252. 252.
    >"Sure! Lyra seems eager to try my manhood. I'd love to know how a pony tastes... if you'd like to try sitting."
  253. 253.
    >He wants me to sit on his face. Oh... oh my.
  254. 254.
    "A-as long as you don't feel... pressured... by Lyra. LYRA!" I look over to Anon's lap and she's being completely degenerate.
  255. 255.
    >She's rubbing her face all over his member. Calm down, girl! Jeez... it's a little too hot too suddenly. Give him a second, won't you?
  256. 256.
    >"Pressured? More like pleasured. Come on over, Bon, I'm all yours!" He beckons me with a curled finger before resting a hand on Lyra's head. Darn it... I wanted those hands. She knew it, too.
  257. 257.
    >Without stalling too much longer, I carefully walk up beside him, then crouch over his chest. His strong, ape-like hands reach up and slide my entire body closer to his face, my vulva mere inches from his mouth. I can't believe how eager he is... how raunchy.
  258. 258.
    >But his fingers feel nice pressed against my rear. He gives me a squeeze... he really wants me.
  259. 259.
    >Good boy.
  260. 260.
    >I know a moan escapes my lips before I'm even pressing my weight against his skin. His breath is hot.
  261. 261.
    >It only takes a few inviting licks before I realize how good he is. He doesn't even mind how wet I am already... in fact, he licks up my lust like a creature dying of thirst. It's so hot...
  262. 262.
    >Turning back, Lyra seems to be in heaven. She's already got her lips around the different colored tip of his cock, rolling it on her tongue. She's always been quite the expert with her mouth.
  263. 263.
    >Looking down, Anon's eyes are gently closed as I feel his soft licks and hot breath against my vulva.
  264. 264.
    >My legs shudder as he laps my juices up. What a naughty colt... I put a little more weight against his lips, which he seems to answer back with more vigorous licking. Whoever his mare was back home trained him well. I put a hoof on his head, petting his hair.
  265. 265.
    >He's not shy at all with that tongue. Licking from my dock to my clit, it's almost as if he's licking a lollipop.
  266. 266.
    "H-How is it?"
  267. 267.
    >"Mmmmm..." He answers, buzzing his lips against me. I gasp. What a delight he is!
  268. 268.
    >Looking back again, Lyra is going down on him already. She's taking that entire thing down her throat... I wonder how his juices taste? Maybe... if he's not completely weirded out... maybe I can try next time? She looks like she's enjoying every bit of him.
  269. 269.
    >My eyes flutter as he looks for all my buttons. He's surprisingly perceptive, feeling which spots make my thighs twitch and my knees jump. He must have been really good at giving his human mares oral... I'm loving this more than I think I'll ever admit.
  270. 270.
    >I can already feel my belly starting to tense, a build-up about to be unleashed. He's almost as good as Lyra is... though where she's always hyper, he's so strong and thorough. He takes his time sampling every fold, learning my creases, loving every inch of me. It's so sensual and calm...
  271. 271.
    >My vision fills with a sea of stars.
  272. 272.
    "Oooooh! Ooooh... aaaahhhh~!" My moans break up the wet sounds we're all making together... I couldn't help it.
  273. 273.
    >His tongue slows, relaxing off my clit and drifting towards my entrance, eager to catch my juices. With a kiss to my vulva, he leans his head back against the sheets.
  274. 274.
    >"Reminds me of cinnamon sugar. You're so sweet, Bon." He smiles up at me, his own eyes fluttering. I know that look... Lyra must be rolling her tongue around his shaft.
  275. 275.
    >Looking back, I see she's actually sitting nearly the same way I am, but bouncing up and down.
  276. 276.
    >"How was that, Bonnie?" She asks, grinding on his cock. I'm surprised she didn't want to taste his cream, that's usually her thing.
  277. 277.
    "Anon... was amazing. What a good colt."
  278. 278.
    >I pat his head. He really is a good colt. An easy one, but a good one nonetheless.
  279. 279.
    >"And you two are absolutely the best mares a man could ask for." He pulls my thighs closer to his head. Does he like that feeling?
  280. 280.
    >I give him a squeeze between my knees and he hums in satisfaction.
  281. 281.
    >"This is the best day of my life..." He muses.
  282. 282.
    "Really?"
  283. 283.
    >"It's not everyday you get teamed up on by two gorgeous mares..." He reaches down and I think he's grabbing Lyra's haunches. Oh, is he close?
  284. 284.
    >"Oh you charmer, you~" Lyra giggles as she starts to bounce harder. Every downstroke is followed by a soft 'plap' between his skin and her hips.
  285. 285.
    >I sit back down on his face. That seems to summon his warm tongue back to my sex. Goodness, he's insatiable...
  286. 286.
    >He grunts against me, his hips thrusting up off the bed.
  287. 287.
    >"OOH!" Lyra shouts. "Oooooh! Yes, yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
  288. 288.
    >I know she's close, too. Are they going to-
  289. 289.
    >"Hhrrrn!" Anon presses his face against me. He starts to twitch between my legs. He's cumming, I know it. Feeling Lyra press her cheek against my withers, I can feel her hot breath as I know she's cumming too. Did they really go at the same time?
  290. 290.
    >"Ooooh, Bonnie~" She coos. "He's... perfect..."
  291. 291.
    >They both sigh in relief. I just drip on his face, feeling his body squirm beneath us. He lets out a long sigh.
  292. 292.
    >"Bonnie... I can feel it! I felt it go in!" Lyra giggles. You are so crazy, girl.
  293. 293.
    >"Really? You felt it?" Anon says with his face full.
  294. 294.
    >"Mmmhmm~! Filled me right up~♪ ♫!" Her voice is so melodic right now. I know she's in total bliss... hope our new colt is, too. He seems to be.
  295. 295.
     
  296. 296.
    >As evening begins to settle in and Luna raises the moon, Anon tightens up his tie as he heads out the door.
  297. 297.
    >"Buh-bye, Anon!" Lyra waves.
  298. 298.
    "See you soon?" I ask, hopefully not letting on how needy I feel.
  299. 299.
    >"Oh ho, you girls will definitely be seeing me again. And again. And again. You just let me know when we can 'hang out', k?" He winks. He is SUCH a naughty little colt.
  300. 300.
    "Tomorrow then! Bye!" I wave too.
  301. 301.
    >As the door shuts, I can hear Lyra squealing with joy.
  302. 302.
    >"Bonnie! He's perfect! He even liked sharing!"
  303. 303.
    "...yeah, humans are pretty great."
  304. 304.
    >Lyra gives me a kiss on the cheek. Aw, you... I kiss her right back. She's such a good friend.
  305. 305.
    >"You ride him tomorrow! I wanna-"
  306. 306.
    "Lyra Heartstrings! Please! Aren't you satisfied for the day?"
  307. 307.
    >She taps her chin. "Hmmm... nope!"
  308. 308.
    >I can already tell it's going to be a long night...

A Most Special Flower

by JayArr

The New Ape on the Block

by JayArr