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Gryphanon - [RGRE] Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land

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Created: 2020-12-18 08:18:46
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    Author: Gryphanon
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    Pastebin URL: Pqm2fFEj.html
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    Date: Jan 13th, 2015
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    Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod.I
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    Be Anon
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    >And be out on the road travelling to the Minotaur kingdom to see the sights.
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    >Beautiful land from what you’ve heard, good food, art, history, ect.
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    >That and well you could use a good long break from these ponies.
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    >Those crazy ponies, mares mostly, were just not leaving you alone.
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    >You would go to Gryphonia but you’ve seen a few around and you wanted an even more exotic experience.
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    >So you threw together a rucksack full of the necessities and headed out for the Minotaur kingdom.
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    >Some of the mares insisted they go with you and even made plans to.
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    >Good thing you bullshited them about your timeline and left 3 days prior to what they thought.
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    >You still made sure to leave before the sun rose and start out fast to put some distance on
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    >You passed through a small town not too long ago and stayed the night.
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    >First night in 3 days in a bad, so you got to wash up.
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    >Got some stares as you rolled in but nothing too much, might have been the smell, you needed that shower.
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    >According to the map you bought you should be approaching the border soon.
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    >Actually you just crossed it, huh, must have good relations to have open borders like that
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    >Time to keep moving on, according to your map you can reach one of their cities tomorrow afternoon.
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    >It’s been a week of travel and you have enjoyed it a lot more than you thought
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    >That dude who said something about the journey being the vacation was right, kinda.
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    >But the thing he didn’t mention is that the Minotaur women have tits.
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    >Tits Lee, tits!
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    >They wear clothing too, mile mostly simple trousers and women also wear a sports bra looking thing.
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    >They were also about your height, with a few being inches taller.
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    >Couldn’t stop and stare too much, don’t want a bad first impression.
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    >Got to keep moving, almost there.
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    >You reach the city and wow; they were right when they said it was grand.
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    >First order of business is find a place to sta…
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    >And your growling stomach and dry throat beg to differ
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    >City map out and time to search.
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    >Let’s see what kind of establishment you can find that can satisfy those needs
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    Be Saanvi the Minotauress
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    >And be going to your favorite dive after work, hell yeah its Friday.
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    >It’s not like you didn’t like your job, it was fulfilling and gave you that sense of accomplishment.
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    >But carpentry can be tiresome.
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    >The day was done though, and the only thing that can make it better than good beer and good food
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    >Is a good man to relieve a week’s worth of stress.
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    >Wait what is that?
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    >Interrupting your merry thoughts running through your head you need your full attention.
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    >It’s about your size, wearing a rucksack and looking through a map.
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    >Hiking through the country? Most likely female
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    >But its flat chest is very masculine.
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    >Interested but not fully committed, hmm, just walk by for a closer look
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    >Just when you start to pass It
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    >”Excuse me Ma’am”
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    >Oh that masculine voice took you a bit off guard.
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    >Uh oh, the stakes suddenly got higher
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    >You are sure enough that its male that you are willing to hit on him
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    >Now the jackpot question: is he a normal just rough male, or one of those hippy-dippy pro-masculinists.
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    >He is asking for your assistance so, hell you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
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    Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. II
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    You are Anon
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    >And right now you are…ugh…. Asking for directions.
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    >Yes you feel a little girly for this but you don’t feel like winding up in a bad place and getting culturally enriched.
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    >Out of the corner of your eye you see a minotauress walking in your direction
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    >About your height, D cup maybe, hmmmm
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    >Nah not right now, priorities of work: Food, beverage, bed, and then sex.
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    >As she gets closer you notice she’s got that “not looking at you so hard I’m looking at you” expression.
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    >Right before she passes you it’s time to speak up.
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    “Excuse me Ma’am”
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    >Be polite, first impressions are the lasting ones.
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    >She freezes in place for a bit before turning to face you.
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    >Did you interrupt something complex she was thinking about? Oops.
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    >Nice ass though
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    >”Yes, sir?”
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    “I uh.. need some help finding some things”
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    >You give half the map for her to hold as you keep hold of the other half.
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    “I’m looking for a place to stay and a place to eat”
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    >She furrows her brow while scanning over the map
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    “I’m looking for something cheap, and if you have any recommendations I’m listening”
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    You are Saanvi
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    >And you have been stopped by this strange male requesting directions.
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    >Oh shit this might be hard to make work, you weren’t ready for this.
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    >There is nothing to work with though, gimmie something else to work with.
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    >”I’m looking for something cheap, and if you have any recommendations I’m listening”
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    >Yes, there’s a break you needed.
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    >Make some good suggestions, i.e. the bar you are on your way to.
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    >”Sounds good, what’s it called?”
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    “It’s called The Millstone”
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    >He smiled a bit, stay on target.
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    “It’s a few blocks down the way; I was already on my way there. Why don’t you come with me”
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    >He nods in thought a bit before smelling himself.
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    >It wasn’t too bad in your opinion; it was like some of the others after a hard day’s work.
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    >”It’s been a while since I’ve had a shower, I don’t want to knock the place out”
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    “Many go there after work, you’ll blend right in. Be sides I can tell you about lodging while we eat.”
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    >”Alright lets go”
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    >Nice, now you can get to know him better.
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    Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. III
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    Be Anon
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    >And be sitting in a booth at The Millstone
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    >Enjoying a hearty stout and roast chicken as you and Saanvi, as you found out, talk
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    >You were here for at least a week before you started the trek back.
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    >And you were just telling her some of your plans for said week.
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    “After that I plan on visiting the Art museum, check out the historic district and hit up the Bazaar”
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    >Drink some stout, eat some chicken, chew, swallow.
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    “And finally round it out with a walk through the shipping district.”
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    >”Sounds like you lined up a hell of a time”
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    “Yeah, well I’ve never been here before, so I want to see a lot”
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    >”I’d be happy to show you around some of those areas, on the weekends at least”
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    >She takes a heavy swing of her drink, gurl can knock em’ down.
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    >”Still need to make a living”
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    >Thankfully you weren’t so tied down by your working hours.
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    >One of the pros of your own small enterprise, flexible hours.
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    “Understandable; now you said you knew about affordable lodging?”
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    >She perks up a bit at that
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    >”Why yes, while it may seem sudden or too convenient; I have a room in my house for rent if you’re interested.”
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    >”Has everything you’ll need for your stay, and I don’t charge too high”
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    >Interesting, well she does seem trustworthy enough
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    >And this is for the sake of the plot
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    >Ah what the hell, all you really need is a bed and a place to store your shit anyway.
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    “I’ll take you up on that offer, Saanvi’
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    >You extend your hand.
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    >She reaches out and shakes it.
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    >”Please, call me Vi (pronounced ‘vee’), I’m sure you’ll love it, follow me.”
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    >You both pay your bills and leave.
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    Be Saanvi the Minotauress
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    >And be in a booth at the bar as Anon, as you found out, talks about his week’s plans.
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    >He’s gonna visit some museums, historical spots, and of course the bazaar
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    >A lot of sightseeing, sounds a bit fun actually.
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    >You just hope none of the bazaar vendors try to take advantage of him
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    >The bargaining can get fierce and sometimes very stressful, especially on males.
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    ”I’d be happy to show you around some of those areas, on the weekends at least”
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    >You drink heartily from your glass and he follows suit.
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    >Thank goodness his tolerance is as much as his size would suggest, didn’t want to have to deal with a drunk him
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    ”Still need to make a living”
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    >“Understandable; now you said you knew about affordable lodging?”
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    >Here goes nothing
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    ”Why yes, while it may seem sudden or too convenient; I have a room in my house for rent if you’re interested.”
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    ”Has everything you’ll need for your stay and I don’t charge much
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    >He seems to be thinking it over carefully
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    >“I’ll take you up on that offer, Saanvi’
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    >He extends his hand, so you reach out and give it a shake.
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    >A good firm shake, just like momma taught you.
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    ”Please, call me Vi (pronounced ‘vee’), I’m sure you’ll love it, follow me.”
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    >After paying your bill you lead him down the street to your modest little home.
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    >Ah that guest room never really got used anyway, might as well use it to make some dosh
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    >Lods of emone!
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    >And have a pretty good looking male residing very close.
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    >You know what they say “closeness breeds…comfort?” or something like that.
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    >He’s quite the adventurous type; you find it pretty charming.
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    >”So what’s it like living in the city?”
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    >He seems really interested in this place, good
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    >”I just come from a small town in equestria and am curious to how different it is”
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    >This will take awhile to explain; at least the walk home won’t be so awkwardly silent.
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    “Well since we have some time let me explain as best I can the whole thing.”
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    Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. IV
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    Be Anon
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    >And you are a good listener; Vi’s explanation of city life was lengthy, but well detailed.
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    >She also gave out some minor cultural tips that would make you not so blatantly an outsider
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    >That and it made sure the walk to her house wasn’t awkwardly silent.
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    >”Here is where I call home”
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    >Her house was a very pretty hybrid of stonework and masonry, cozy, and two stories.
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    >The small garden seems to comfort you somewhat, and it feels good to see a house that isn’t pony sized.
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    >She opens up the door for you, how nice of her.
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    >”Welcome to my adobe, it’s not much but I wouldn’t have it any other way”
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    >It was very open and awash in warm colors. Thought sparsely furnished everything seemed to fit.
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    >Very good craftsmanship and design.
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    >You stop looking around when you notice she’s just standing there like she’s waiting for you.
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    “Oh, sorry about that, your house is gorgeous”
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    >”Thanks, I know it’s kind of bare but I enjoy the simplicity”
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    >Does she think you don’t mean what you said? Is she a bit embarrassed? Why?
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    >Ergh, women! So difficult to read their emotions.
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    “I really like it, who built it?”
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    >”I designed and built the whole thing”
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    >It looks as if her shirt’s going to burst. Not from her (quite nice) tits, but from pride.
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    >Damn, this gal can get shit done. Beautiful house and she built it. good on her.
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    >”Here let me show you around”
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    Be Saanvi
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    >And be probably talking Anon’s ear off about the city, life in it, and culture
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    >Hopefully he’s listening, males sometimes space out after they have to listen to chatter for awhile
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    >But none the less he should be listening so he doesn’t stick out so much in his touring.
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    >Man time flies when you’re talking, you’re already at your house.
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    “Here is where I call home”
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    >And you love your house; you built it yourself after all.
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    >Mini garden, comfortably sized, he should enjoy it.
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    >Open up the door, males first just like momma taught you
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    “Welcome to my humble adobe, it’s not much but I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
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    >No you wouldn’t, you designed it with cultural tradition in mind
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    >Wide open enclosed spaces, arches, lightly stained furniture and warm colors.
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    >You’re sure he would appreciate the aesthetics of it all, but normally males are more vocal about their feelings.
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    >Does he not like it?
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    >Does he think it’s too sparse? Does that imply I’m not financially stable?
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    >”Oh, sorry about that, your house is gorgeous”
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    >Does he mean that? Gah! Males, why do they have to be emotionally fickle.
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    >Still, hide the confusion, put on a happy face
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    “Thanks, I know it’s kind of bare but I enjoy the simplicity
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    >”I really like it, who built it?”
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    >Trying not to let your chest burst with pride
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    “I designed and built the whole thing”
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    >And to top it off he looks genuinely impressed, hell yeah
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    “Here let me show you around”
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    >He grabs his things
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    >”Alright, can we go to the guest room first, I wanna drop my stuff off first”
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    >This week is definitely going to be fun experience

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