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- Date: Jan 13th, 2015
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- Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod.I
- Be Anon
- >And be out on the road travelling to the Minotaur kingdom to see the sights.
- >Beautiful land from what you’ve heard, good food, art, history, ect.
- >That and well you could use a good long break from these ponies.
- >Those crazy ponies, mares mostly, were just not leaving you alone.
- >You would go to Gryphonia but you’ve seen a few around and you wanted an even more exotic experience.
- >So you threw together a rucksack full of the necessities and headed out for the Minotaur kingdom.
- >Some of the mares insisted they go with you and even made plans to.
- >Good thing you bullshited them about your timeline and left 3 days prior to what they thought.
- >You still made sure to leave before the sun rose and start out fast to put some distance on
- >You passed through a small town not too long ago and stayed the night.
- >First night in 3 days in a bad, so you got to wash up.
- >Got some stares as you rolled in but nothing too much, might have been the smell, you needed that shower.
- >According to the map you bought you should be approaching the border soon.
- >Actually you just crossed it, huh, must have good relations to have open borders like that
- >Time to keep moving on, according to your map you can reach one of their cities tomorrow afternoon.
- >It’s been a week of travel and you have enjoyed it a lot more than you thought
- >That dude who said something about the journey being the vacation was right, kinda.
- >But the thing he didn’t mention is that the Minotaur women have tits.
- >Tits Lee, tits!
- >They wear clothing too, mile mostly simple trousers and women also wear a sports bra looking thing.
- >They were also about your height, with a few being inches taller.
- >Couldn’t stop and stare too much, don’t want a bad first impression.
- >Got to keep moving, almost there.
- >You reach the city and wow; they were right when they said it was grand.
- >First order of business is find a place to sta…
- >And your growling stomach and dry throat beg to differ
- >City map out and time to search.
- >Let’s see what kind of establishment you can find that can satisfy those needs
- Be Saanvi the Minotauress
- >And be going to your favorite dive after work, hell yeah its Friday.
- >It’s not like you didn’t like your job, it was fulfilling and gave you that sense of accomplishment.
- >But carpentry can be tiresome.
- >The day was done though, and the only thing that can make it better than good beer and good food
- >Is a good man to relieve a week’s worth of stress.
- >Wait what is that?
- >Interrupting your merry thoughts running through your head you need your full attention.
- >It’s about your size, wearing a rucksack and looking through a map.
- >Hiking through the country? Most likely female
- >But its flat chest is very masculine.
- >Interested but not fully committed, hmm, just walk by for a closer look
- >Just when you start to pass It
- >”Excuse me Ma’am”
- >Oh that masculine voice took you a bit off guard.
- >Uh oh, the stakes suddenly got higher
- >You are sure enough that its male that you are willing to hit on him
- >Now the jackpot question: is he a normal just rough male, or one of those hippy-dippy pro-masculinists.
- >He is asking for your assistance so, hell you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
- Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. II
- You are Anon
- >And right now you are…ugh…. Asking for directions.
- >Yes you feel a little girly for this but you don’t feel like winding up in a bad place and getting culturally enriched.
- >Out of the corner of your eye you see a minotauress walking in your direction
- >About your height, D cup maybe, hmmmm
- >Nah not right now, priorities of work: Food, beverage, bed, and then sex.
- >As she gets closer you notice she’s got that “not looking at you so hard I’m looking at you” expression.
- >Right before she passes you it’s time to speak up.
- “Excuse me Ma’am”
- >Be polite, first impressions are the lasting ones.
- >She freezes in place for a bit before turning to face you.
- >Did you interrupt something complex she was thinking about? Oops.
- >Nice ass though
- >”Yes, sir?”
- “I uh.. need some help finding some things”
- >You give half the map for her to hold as you keep hold of the other half.
- “I’m looking for a place to stay and a place to eat”
- >She furrows her brow while scanning over the map
- “I’m looking for something cheap, and if you have any recommendations I’m listening”
- You are Saanvi
- >And you have been stopped by this strange male requesting directions.
- >Oh shit this might be hard to make work, you weren’t ready for this.
- >There is nothing to work with though, gimmie something else to work with.
- >”I’m looking for something cheap, and if you have any recommendations I’m listening”
- >Yes, there’s a break you needed.
- >Make some good suggestions, i.e. the bar you are on your way to.
- >”Sounds good, what’s it called?”
- “It’s called The Millstone”
- >He smiled a bit, stay on target.
- “It’s a few blocks down the way; I was already on my way there. Why don’t you come with me”
- >He nods in thought a bit before smelling himself.
- >It wasn’t too bad in your opinion; it was like some of the others after a hard day’s work.
- >”It’s been a while since I’ve had a shower, I don’t want to knock the place out”
- “Many go there after work, you’ll blend right in. Be sides I can tell you about lodging while we eat.”
- >”Alright lets go”
- >Nice, now you can get to know him better.
- Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. III
- Be Anon
- >And be sitting in a booth at The Millstone
- >Enjoying a hearty stout and roast chicken as you and Saanvi, as you found out, talk
- >You were here for at least a week before you started the trek back.
- >And you were just telling her some of your plans for said week.
- “After that I plan on visiting the Art museum, check out the historic district and hit up the Bazaar”
- >Drink some stout, eat some chicken, chew, swallow.
- “And finally round it out with a walk through the shipping district.”
- >”Sounds like you lined up a hell of a time”
- “Yeah, well I’ve never been here before, so I want to see a lot”
- >”I’d be happy to show you around some of those areas, on the weekends at least”
- >She takes a heavy swing of her drink, gurl can knock em’ down.
- >”Still need to make a living”
- >Thankfully you weren’t so tied down by your working hours.
- >One of the pros of your own small enterprise, flexible hours.
- “Understandable; now you said you knew about affordable lodging?”
- >She perks up a bit at that
- >”Why yes, while it may seem sudden or too convenient; I have a room in my house for rent if you’re interested.”
- >”Has everything you’ll need for your stay, and I don’t charge too high”
- >Interesting, well she does seem trustworthy enough
- >And this is for the sake of the plot
- >Ah what the hell, all you really need is a bed and a place to store your shit anyway.
- “I’ll take you up on that offer, Saanvi’
- >You extend your hand.
- >She reaches out and shakes it.
- >”Please, call me Vi (pronounced ‘vee’), I’m sure you’ll love it, follow me.”
- >You both pay your bills and leave.
- Be Saanvi the Minotauress
- >And be in a booth at the bar as Anon, as you found out, talks about his week’s plans.
- >He’s gonna visit some museums, historical spots, and of course the bazaar
- >A lot of sightseeing, sounds a bit fun actually.
- >You just hope none of the bazaar vendors try to take advantage of him
- >The bargaining can get fierce and sometimes very stressful, especially on males.
- ”I’d be happy to show you around some of those areas, on the weekends at least”
- >You drink heartily from your glass and he follows suit.
- >Thank goodness his tolerance is as much as his size would suggest, didn’t want to have to deal with a drunk him
- ”Still need to make a living”
- >“Understandable; now you said you knew about affordable lodging?”
- >Here goes nothing
- ”Why yes, while it may seem sudden or too convenient; I have a room in my house for rent if you’re interested.”
- ”Has everything you’ll need for your stay and I don’t charge much
- >He seems to be thinking it over carefully
- >“I’ll take you up on that offer, Saanvi’
- >He extends his hand, so you reach out and give it a shake.
- >A good firm shake, just like momma taught you.
- ”Please, call me Vi (pronounced ‘vee’), I’m sure you’ll love it, follow me.”
- >After paying your bill you lead him down the street to your modest little home.
- >Ah that guest room never really got used anyway, might as well use it to make some dosh
- >Lods of emone!
- >And have a pretty good looking male residing very close.
- >You know what they say “closeness breeds…comfort?” or something like that.
- >He’s quite the adventurous type; you find it pretty charming.
- >”So what’s it like living in the city?”
- >He seems really interested in this place, good
- >”I just come from a small town in equestria and am curious to how different it is”
- >This will take awhile to explain; at least the walk home won’t be so awkwardly silent.
- “Well since we have some time let me explain as best I can the whole thing.”
- Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. IV
- Be Anon
- >And you are a good listener; Vi’s explanation of city life was lengthy, but well detailed.
- >She also gave out some minor cultural tips that would make you not so blatantly an outsider
- >That and it made sure the walk to her house wasn’t awkwardly silent.
- >”Here is where I call home”
- >Her house was a very pretty hybrid of stonework and masonry, cozy, and two stories.
- >The small garden seems to comfort you somewhat, and it feels good to see a house that isn’t pony sized.
- >She opens up the door for you, how nice of her.
- >”Welcome to my adobe, it’s not much but I wouldn’t have it any other way”
- >It was very open and awash in warm colors. Thought sparsely furnished everything seemed to fit.
- >Very good craftsmanship and design.
- >You stop looking around when you notice she’s just standing there like she’s waiting for you.
- “Oh, sorry about that, your house is gorgeous”
- >”Thanks, I know it’s kind of bare but I enjoy the simplicity”
- >Does she think you don’t mean what you said? Is she a bit embarrassed? Why?
- >Ergh, women! So difficult to read their emotions.
- “I really like it, who built it?”
- >”I designed and built the whole thing”
- >It looks as if her shirt’s going to burst. Not from her (quite nice) tits, but from pride.
- >Damn, this gal can get shit done. Beautiful house and she built it. good on her.
- >”Here let me show you around”
- Be Saanvi
- >And be probably talking Anon’s ear off about the city, life in it, and culture
- >Hopefully he’s listening, males sometimes space out after they have to listen to chatter for awhile
- >But none the less he should be listening so he doesn’t stick out so much in his touring.
- >Man time flies when you’re talking, you’re already at your house.
- “Here is where I call home”
- >And you love your house; you built it yourself after all.
- >Mini garden, comfortably sized, he should enjoy it.
- >Open up the door, males first just like momma taught you
- “Welcome to my humble adobe, it’s not much but I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
- >No you wouldn’t, you designed it with cultural tradition in mind
- >Wide open enclosed spaces, arches, lightly stained furniture and warm colors.
- >You’re sure he would appreciate the aesthetics of it all, but normally males are more vocal about their feelings.
- >Does he not like it?
- >Does he think it’s too sparse? Does that imply I’m not financially stable?
- >”Oh, sorry about that, your house is gorgeous”
- >Does he mean that? Gah! Males, why do they have to be emotionally fickle.
- >Still, hide the confusion, put on a happy face
- “Thanks, I know it’s kind of bare but I enjoy the simplicity
- >”I really like it, who built it?”
- >Trying not to let your chest burst with pride
- “I designed and built the whole thing”
- >And to top it off he looks genuinely impressed, hell yeah
- “Here let me show you around”
- >He grabs his things
- >”Alright, can we go to the guest room first, I wanna drop my stuff off first”
- >This week is definitely going to be fun experience
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