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Cuddleshy
By twilightgamenightCreated: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-01-31 22:14:19
Expiry: Never
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>"You didn't bring a coat, Anon? That's okay, I'll just hang onto your torso until we get you home. As a pegasus, I'm pretty light."
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“No, I brought my coat.”
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>”Are you sure?”
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>Fluttershy dips her head slightly and blinks.
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>”I mean, I don’t doubt you, but you aren’t wearing a coat.”
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>You twist to point at the back of your chair.
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“Yeah, I put it – uh –“
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>It’s not there.
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“Did I…”
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>You look back to Fluttershy.
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“It’s not there.”
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>The little pegasus raises her eyebrows and forces a smile to her face.
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>You look on the back of your chair again, but nope.
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>Still not there.
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“Well, I thought I brought my coat.”
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>You pat yourself down, in case who the fuck knows, but no coat miraculously appears.
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“Wasn’t I wearing it on our way over here?”
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>”I… I don’t think so? But you’d know better than I would.”
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“I mean, it’s pretty cold outside.”
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>The pony nods softly.
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>”I know,” she murmurs. “The weather teams really went all out this time.”
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>You both look out the window as the first snowflakes start to drift gently to the ground.
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>”Honestly, I’m a little worried about all my little friends. I sure hope they’re warm enough.”
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“Is that why you brought so many of them along?”
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>Little birds and critters flitter and scamper through the restaurant, causing nowhere near as much havoc as you expected.
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>A few ugly looks, one stolen meal, and some other stuff that didn’t really matter because it didn’t happen to you.
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>”Well, that’s one reason,” Fluttershy answers with a giggle. “But Angel came along for moral support.”
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“Moral support? Seriously?”
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>”Mhm.”
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“You need moral support to meet a friend for lunch?”
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>”Well, kinda…”
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>Something about her giggling seems a bit off, but you put that feeling aside.
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>It's FLUTTERSHY.
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>She's in public.
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>Of course she's nervous.
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>"Should we go now?" she asks, looking up at you through her eyelashes. "We finished eating a while ago, and... well... I hate to take up a table if we're not going to order anything else..."
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"Want to wait for the snow to stop? It shouldn't be much longer."
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>You think.
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>But honestly, if you can't remember your jacket, what are the odds you're remembering the forecast right?
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>"No, I need to... um... get home soon. All those little animals to take care of, you know."
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>A few gentle beats of her wings lift her out of her seat.
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>"I'm ready whenever you are," she murmurs softly.
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"Yeah, you have a point."
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>You push back your own seat and stand.
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"But, you don't have to hang on to me. Seriously, I'll be fine."
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>"Oh, no!" she protests, hovering closer and closer. "All you're wearing is that thin shirt! You'll catch a cold!"
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>Your suspicious stare is too much for her, the weight of it bowing her head until she's staring at the floor.
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"I'll be fine, Fluttershy. I mean, you're wearing anything at all."
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>She mumbles something that escapes you as her wings beat slower and slower.
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>Gravity begins to take hold of the pegasus, until you reach out and grab her.
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>Just to stop her from falling onto the table and making an awful mess of things, of course.
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>She's light enough, but still awkward to hold with your arms at full extension, so you pull her tight against your chest.
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"What the heck was that?"
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>"Oh, it wasn't anything important," she sighs. "Everypony knows I'm not a very strong flier."
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"Okaaaay."
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>Yeah, you know that, but she's not THAT weak.
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"Well, I'm going to put you down now so we can go -"
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>"Wait!"
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"What?"
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>She dips her head down, burying her muzzle in your shirt, and mumbles something.
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"I can't hear you, Fluttershy. Speak up."
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>Another mumble, slightly louder this time.
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>You sigh impatiently.
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"Try again."
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>Mumbl -
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"No, look at me if you're going to talk."
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>There's an embarrassed chirp, but she raises her head after a second.
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>A bright pink glow spreads across both cheeks.
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"Now try again."
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>"I said you're right," she whispers. "I'm NOT wearing anything."
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>... the fuck...?
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"Are you -"
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>"It is too cold out there," she admits. "You should carry me home."
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"Um..."
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>"It's important to conserve body heat, Anon."
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"It's not THAT cold."
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>"Body heat is a non-renewable resource, Anon. We have to conserve it. Like trees and lakes and little fuzzy bunnies that need lots of cuddles."
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>Considering how fast they breed, bunnies are NOT a non-renewable resource, but you don't have the courage to say that to her face.
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"Fine, I'll carry you."
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>"yay"
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>She wraps her forelegs around your neck in the tightest grip this side of a wet noodle.
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"What about all your little buddies? Won't they be cold?"
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>"I'm sure they will all be just fine."
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"But... they aren't wearing anything either."
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>"They're also smaller, Anon," Fluttershy giggles. "You're silly."
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>You almost drop her then, as her mane tickles your nose.
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>Gut reaction is to sneeze and cover your mouth, but you hold it in.
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>For a brief moment, you think you're about to do a reenactment of Scanners, but your head somehow does not explode.
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>Somehow.
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>You wait a second just to be sure, but you continue to remain unexploded.
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>Cool.
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>Wait, what were you talking about?
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>Right, little animals freezing to death in the fierce arctic Ponyville tundra.
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"Well, if you're sure they'll be fine..."
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>"Of course they will," Fluttershy reassures you. "They are all so teeny-tiny."
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"You're pretty teeny-tiny yourself."
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>"I am not!" she gasps, puffing out her cheeks and pouting. "I am way too big to go outside in this cold."
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"Um..."
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>"Surface area, Anon," she lectures, intentionally or unintentionally doing a decent impersonation of Porchlight Spackle. "We have more of it. We get cold faster."
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"That... sounds right. But it's not."
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>"It is!" she insists. "That's why we have to minimize surface area if we're going to survive the trip!
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>You have no clue how she manages to wrap her hindlegs around your waist, but she does it anyway.
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>Pony legs don't even bend that direction.
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>She must be taking yoga lessons from Pinkie Pie or something.
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>Before you can comment, your waiter appears at your side and clears his throat.
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>"Excuse me, sir, but -"
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"Sorry, I know we're making a bit of a scene. She doesn't do well with crowds."
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>A few of the cafe's other patrons are watching with amusement, there stares enough to make even you feel uncomfortable.
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>"No, well, yes, but -"
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>He twitches his head and you look over your shoulder to see what he's gesturing at.
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>Oh.
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>Another waiter appears to be in a game of tug-of-war with a small flock of birds.
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>It would be cute, if they weren't using your coat.
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>"I do believe that may be yours, sir?" your waiter says haughtily. "If you would be so kind as to remove it *and* yourself from the premises..."
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>Fucking birds.
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>You knew better than to trust them.
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>Why Fluttershy puts up with their bullshit, you'll never know.
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"Yeah, sorry, I'll just..."
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>Fluttershy squeaks in outrage as you remove one arm from around her barrel.
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"... take THAT..."
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>You snatch your coat from the air, sending birds scattering
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"... and be on my way."
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>"Good day, sir," the waiter comments, watching you carefully until you're outside the cafe.
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>Once the door shuts behind you - and that takes a while, thanks to the stream of assorted little critters - you awkwardly fold your coat over your arm, freeing up your hand to pet Fluttershy's head.
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"It's okay, we're outside now. Nopony is watching."
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>You can't hear Fluttershy's response with her face buried in your chest like that.
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"And I have my coat. You can let go."
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>Again, you can't hear her mumbled answer, but her head jerks from side to side, rubbing her muzzle against your collarbone.
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"Too cold?"
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>Another mumble accompanies a nod of her head.
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>You sigh and reevaluate your life choices up to this moment.
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"Fine, hold tight."
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>The pegasus squawks as you withdraw your other arm from her.
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>She slips down your chest until her legs tighten around you like tiny, fluffy, adorable, little vices.
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>You try to laugh, but it's hard to breath.
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>Doesn't stop you from doing to anyway when a large snowflake lands squarely on Fluttershy, drawing a whimper from the shivering pegasus.
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>With her securely crushing your lungs and mewling softly, your arms are free to pull on your coat.
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>It's nothing special, just a bit baggy.
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>Didn't used to be, but living off a pony's diet seems to have slimmed you down a bit.
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>You had been thinking of asking Rarity to make you a new one, something that actually fit.
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>Right now, you're glad you hadn't gotten around to it yet.
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>You think it's just large enough to fit around you and the pegasus.
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>Almost is; you manage to close up all but the top two buttons.
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>Those ones never stood a chance.
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>Though the first snowflake to land on Fluttershy is long since melted, more snow has accumulated in her mane faster than it can drip away.
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>You run your hands through the pink strands, brushing the white flakes and icy droplets free, and tuck it under your coat.
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"Dangit, Fluttershy. You're going to catch a cold if you don't take care of yourself."
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>"No I won't."
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"Don't try using your insane pony logic on me. It won't work."
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>"I'm not," she murmurs softly, slowly loosening her grip on you.
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>She doesn't need to hold on so tight; the coat firmly keeps her in place.
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"Look, I know -"
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>"It's not.."
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>Fluttershy looks up at you with a confused expression.
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>Her face is so close to yours, you can feel her breath on your face.
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>"It's not 'insane pony logic'," she whispers.
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"Well, what's going to stop you from getting sick?"
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>"You."
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