Suicidal Anon


                                            >Well, this is it.

                                            >This is the day you finally face your fears of death, and kill yourself.

                                            >Sure, you are absolutely terrified of dying, but the idea of being stuck here away from your family and friends for the rest of your life terrifies you even more.

                                            >You go over these thoughts in your head as you tie up a noose on a tree near the exit of Ponyville.

                                            >After testing the rope to see if it's tied well enough, you stick your head through the loop and remove your feet from the stool you are standing on.

                                            >The air is removed from your lungs immediately.

                                            >You struggle for a little bit, but soon give in to the slowly creeping darkness.

                                            >"Anon?!"

                                            >Wha..?

                                            >A streak of pinkish purple light streaks past your head.

                                            >You feel the tension around your neck loosen as the rope gets cut.

                                            >Then you hit the ground.

                                            "Ugghh... What happened..?"

                                            >You see a pair of purple hooves run up to you.

                                            >"Anon, are you okay?!"

                                            >Looking up, you see the face of Twilight Sparkle.

                                            "Uhh... Yeah..?"

                                            >She heaves a sigh of relief.

                                            >"Oh, thank Celestia! You had me so worried! Anon, you need to be more careful when making a rope swing in a tree."

                                            >Rope what?

                                            "God dammit Purple Smart, can't you just let me kill myself in peace..?"

                                            >She cocks an eyebrow up in confusion.

                                            >"Sorry, what was that?"

                                            >You shake your head as you sit up.

                                            "Nothing, sorry..."

                                            >She shrugs.

                                            >"If you say so. Are you going to be okay, Anon?"

                                            >You slowly stand up and dust yourself off.

                                            "Yeah, I'll be fine."

                                            >The purple pone perks up.

                                            >"Oh, well, okay! Are we still on for lunch today?"

                                            >This bitch.

                                            "Yeah, sure..."

                                            >With a wide grin on her face, she speaks.

                                            >"Great! I'll meet you there, 2 PM, right?"

                                            >Dusting yourself off, you speak.

                                            "Yeah."

                                            >Twilight smiles one last time before turning to walk away.

                                            >"Gotcha! See you then!"

                                            >Fucking ponies