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Suicidal Anon

By nehem
Created: 18th December 2020 09:25:22 PM

  1.     >Well, this is it.
  2.     >This is the day you finally face your fears of death, and kill yourself.
  3.     >Sure, you are absolutely terrified of dying, but the idea of being stuck here away from your family and friends for the rest of your life terrifies you even more.
  4.     >You go over these thoughts in your head as you tie up a noose on a tree near the exit of Ponyville.
  5.     >After testing the rope to see if it's tied well enough, you stick your head through the loop and remove your feet from the stool you are standing on.
  6.     >The air is removed from your lungs immediately.
  7.     >You struggle for a little bit, but soon give in to the slowly creeping darkness.
  8.     >"Anon?!"
  9.     >Wha..?
  10.     >A streak of pinkish purple light streaks past your head.
  11.     >You feel the tension around your neck loosen as the rope gets cut.
  12.     >Then you hit the ground.
  13.     "Ugghh... What happened..?"
  14.     >You see a pair of purple hooves run up to you.
  15.     >"Anon, are you okay?!"
  16.     >Looking up, you see the face of Twilight Sparkle.
  17.     "Uhh... Yeah..?"
  18.     >She heaves a sigh of relief.
  19.     >"Oh, thank Celestia! You had me so worried! Anon, you need to be more careful when making a rope swing in a tree."
  20.     >Rope what?
  21.     "God dammit Purple Smart, can't you just let me kill myself in peace..?"
  22.     >She cocks an eyebrow up in confusion.
  23.     >"Sorry, what was that?"
  24.     >You shake your head as you sit up.
  25.     "Nothing, sorry..."
  26.     >She shrugs.
  27.     >"If you say so. Are you going to be okay, Anon?"
  28.     >You slowly stand up and dust yourself off.
  29.     "Yeah, I'll be fine."
  30.     >The purple pone perks up.
  31.     >"Oh, well, okay! Are we still on for lunch today?"
  32.     >This bitch.
  33.     "Yeah, sure..."
  34.     >With a wide grin on her face, she speaks.
  35.     >"Great! I'll meet you there, 2 PM, right?"
  36.     >Dusting yourself off, you speak.
  37.     "Yeah."
  38.     >Twilight smiles one last time before turning to walk away.
  39.     >"Gotcha! See you then!"
  40.     >Fucking ponies
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