Suicidal Anon


                                            1.
                                            
                                                >Well, this is it.

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >This is the day you finally face your fears of death, and kill yourself.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >Sure, you are absolutely terrified of dying, but the idea of being stuck here away from your family and friends for the rest of your life terrifies you even more.

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >You go over these thoughts in your head as you tie up a noose on a tree near the exit of Ponyville.

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >After testing the rope to see if it's tied well enough, you stick your head through the loop and remove your feet from the stool you are standing on.

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >The air is removed from your lungs immediately.

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >You struggle for a little bit, but soon give in to the slowly creeping darkness.

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >"Anon?!"

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >Wha..?

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >A streak of pinkish purple light streaks past your head.

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >You feel the tension around your neck loosen as the rope gets cut.

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >Then you hit the ground.

                                            13.
                                            
                                                "Ugghh... What happened..?"

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >You see a pair of purple hooves run up to you.

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >"Anon, are you okay?!"

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >Looking up, you see the face of Twilight Sparkle.

                                            17.
                                            
                                                "Uhh... Yeah..?"

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >She heaves a sigh of relief.

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >"Oh, thank Celestia! You had me so worried! Anon, you need to be more careful when making a rope swing in a tree."

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >Rope what?

                                            21.
                                            
                                                "God dammit Purple Smart, can't you just let me kill myself in peace..?"

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >She cocks an eyebrow up in confusion.

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >"Sorry, what was that?"

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >You shake your head as you sit up.

                                            25.
                                            
                                                "Nothing, sorry..."

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >She shrugs.

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >"If you say so. Are you going to be okay, Anon?"

                                            28.
                                            
                                                >You slowly stand up and dust yourself off.

                                            29.
                                            
                                                "Yeah, I'll be fine."

                                            30.
                                            
                                                >The purple pone perks up.

                                            31.
                                            
                                                >"Oh, well, okay! Are we still on for lunch today?"

                                            32.
                                            
                                                >This bitch.

                                            33.
                                            
                                                "Yeah, sure..."

                                            34.
                                            
                                                >With a wide grin on her face, she speaks.

                                            35.
                                            
                                                >"Great! I'll meet you there, 2 PM, right?"

                                            36.
                                            
                                                >Dusting yourself off, you speak.

                                            37.
                                            
                                                "Yeah."

                                            38.
                                            
                                                >Twilight smiles one last time before turning to walk away.

                                            39.
                                            
                                                >"Gotcha! See you then!"

                                            40.
                                            
                                                >Fucking ponies